Boy vs Girl $1,000,000 Minecraft Sword Challenge

Boy girl obviously I’m joining the boys team why is it even called the boys team I’m a man dang it let’s stop this bad boy up crafting master hello and welcome to the graphing zone here you are going to craft your 1 million dollar boy sword

But of course you can’t craft a million dollar sword out of the blue you got to start small and work your way up if you know what I’m saying so the first recipe we got is a very simple one easy peasy lemons are very squeezy by the way if

You think boys are better drop a like down below I bet you branded as you know how to craft your first sword you know I’m saying but I got nothing against girls if you don’t st. alright so we’re just gonna go and mine these diamonds

Bet oh my gosh my pickaxe is on fire look at how fast I’m currently mining this is crazy and this is only to make the $1 sword and look at this place man it looks amazing it looks like boy paradise now obviously got to go over

Here and get myself a little bit of a stick from this tree look at this oak log it’s like blue it looks like it was just made for men and men only well boys but you know what I’m saying alright so now look at the diamonds they’re like even I would say the

Diamonds look like extra blue this thing looks amazing so now we’re gonna put the diamonds over here put this right here and wham go plan the $1 diamond sword has been crafted but we’re not stopping there we got a lot more swords to craft the next order we got to make is a

$10,000 sword which actually involves real money yes as you can see in the top left and bottom right hand corners the crafting bench we got to put cash into our sword as my grandpa used to say you got to spend money to make money and that’s what we’re about to do here

Ladies the gentlemen we have to go hunt down an elder Guardian and slay him for his prisoner in shots ha ha oh this is the Noah elder Guardian this is just a regular it’s just a regular Guardian this thing is easy how many of these bad

Boys do we need now that we got the prison marine shards look at this money prints a little bit more we got to get wood which we got we gotta get iron are you kidding me man okay I’ve got to get some redstone as well so he came down here

Got the redstone let’s go back up we’re gonna so actually I’m gonna snag up some of this I don’t know if I have to make a furnace so just in case we’re gonna collect a little bit of additional cobblestone oh there’s the iron all right I bet you Briana that girl she

Doesn’t even know what iron is and just like I expected there is no furnace so we’re gonna craft ourselves one put it down on the ground just go boom put on our I put in our coal now we can begin making the money printer oh I just realized something we actually have to

Make a bowl so we should probably go get a little bit more wood you know I feel really bad for bowls of Minecraft I feel like they just don’t get enough credit man and we’ve got just enough iron ingots cooking in the furnace just a

Blam scoop of lamb oh look at dads Oh BAM right there Oh get the Peppa Depp oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah and there we go ladies and gentlemen literally a money-printing block if only it was this easy in real life so we’re gonna put down the money

Printing block now we’ve got to get some sugarcane because uh oh shoot I probably should have broke all that I’m gonna keep low oh no I broke all the sugarcane hopefully that’s okay but what we got to do now is we’ve got to make AI sale some

Paper and give ourselves that paper so literally you just put the paper on the money block and it turns it to cold hard flippin cash how amazing is that and now we have everything to craft in the next edition of our crazy sword gonna put the

Money up here we gotta put a $1 sword in here and blame look at that the $10,000 boys sword which I somehow just oh I thought I got two of them man that would have been so cool now we’ve got a craft the one the only ladies and gentlemen

Can I get a drum roll please sword I have to grow Opie berries and to do that I’m gonna need some fertilizer well it looks like Farmer Brown to you and in order to create this fertilizer I have to drop diamonds in the water what this seems like such a waste for

Diamonds but I guess if we have to use it to create the sword it’s not a waste right oh my gosh I didn’t even see this check this thing out we’re gonna need diamonds we’re gonna need these crazy Opie berries and prismarine shards not to mention the 10,000 Alex or this is

The pro fertilizer oh wait can I harvest these now hold on how do I harvest these berries oh you gotta keep oh and just go oh okay I get it I get it ouch okay well whatever I’ve got my Opie berries you’re mean Bush dang that’s a mean bush the

Last thing I think what do you guys it’s just a few more pieces of diamonds and we are literally done and here we go oh look at these crafting benches guys whoa this is crazy okay so here we go in the crafting bench now I gotta remember I gotta memorize

This recipe so we need two berries on the side like this four diamonds in these corners this thing here this thing here I’m freaking about something Oh with the presbury shards prismarine shards up here and ladies and gentlemen the million dollar sword has been created look at this thing I thought

Like these crazy blue particles there’s blue appearing underneath my feet the sword gives you amazing abilities and colorful trails cool powers under Keys QF and ship Okay that was pretty cool but really terrifying whoa hey creep or stay away brother stay away okay so then we have F oh it’s like I just shoot fireballs oh my gosh this thing is nuts take this fodder he didn’t even stand a chance oh and don’t forget we have this thing

Called Q whoa what just happened I just set myself on fire but took no damage this is like something from Sasuke at an ro toe when he uses his other X – all right guys I think it’s safe to say that boys have definitely won here I mean I

Can’t even die using this sword it’s the best thing ever good luck Breanna girls roll and Preston could not even try to act like he’s gonna make a better million dollar sword than me huh we’ve got it in the bag so y’all better watch out because I am

Joining the girls team and this sheep is on my side I might let you all know that because sheep loves me and I’m just saying TV and our wife is where it’s at okay we are gonna get started oh I bet the boys team it does not look like this

The boys team is a Kate it is blue and it is boys it doesn’t keep little piggies and flowers oh hey the crafting master is talking to me okay we have to make oh this we have to make a stick in a gold in a cult y’all are gonna tell me

I’m saying things wrong I bet y’all are gonna say you’re a noob and it’s not a stake in a gold and a gold but you know what I’m going to make it I’m gonna make the ultimate $1 sword just you wait and see yeah how are you today okay I’m gonna go

Down here oh gosh guess what I see I see gold oh hey I got the blue blocks that I needed hurrah I swear I need to kill this tree and I love trees and I don’t want to kill it I’m sorry I’m sorry tre I don’t want to kill

You okay don’t judge me I just tried to use the pickaxe instead of the iron axe iron axe yes I’m from Texas okay I said iron don’t judge my accent okay let’s go for this one I pinkie your name is till Bert I’ve decided it’s

Tell Bert I don’t know why I just I love you okay so we have to get this picture come out of the chest we can do it guys believe to a cheat you guys I just made four sticks I pushed the green book and then I found

The stick and then I pushed it like twice and then it made four steps look at me I’ve got all the sticks that I’m ever gonna need so we’re gonna put one there and then we’re gonna go huzzah oh look I have a $1 golden sort when in

Main hand 16 attack speed or the image I’m pretty proud of myself it did not take me too long in my opinion I mean I’m pretty new to this game and I think I did pretty good doing that I owe look what is next oh okay so I have already mined these

Here rubies so I already have a rubies but now we need these two flowers we are right next to the flowers do I just find them like how do you do I kill the flowers oh I I guess so so we just gonna chop these flowers I feel like I

Shouldn’t be just killing all these flowers is this necessary okay you guys so I have heat tulips and Eliam how fancy I don’t think I’ve ever had an Allium flower before I bet it smells good ooh so now we need all these things this looks very fancy I’m trying to see if I

Can remember all of this okay guys no I can’t look at the picture then we had this year y’all now I can’t remember where the flowers go if I close this will this go away so the tulip goes on the left and the Allium goes in the right that’s all I

Needed to know to left to the left allium to the right Wow okay look this is a $10,000 sword when in the main hand one point sticks attack speed five attack the image this is fancy Oh guys now I have another 1 million may I repeat myself this is a 1 million dollar

Sword okay so I need what are these logs what if it involves the pig piggy show me the way are you saying give me two the way sorry sir show me the way is it this is it the glowing purple heart of wonder there’s hearts everywhere in this

Glowing purple amazingness I feel like feel like it could have something to do with the next part of the sword let’s see that kind of looks like a tree so let’s go I don’t have any of the tree parts left so I’m going to let’s see

What this the pigs know they know that I’m going to use their magical powers what about this Wow how fancy did you know wow I think it used the pigs love for me the pigs love me they love me guys I mean do you see the way they follow me

And they give me heart they just love me I love them back though so it’s fine I have to do full three gold Ruby gold and then a tulip one two three gold gold Ruby and then a tulip what is this this is a love pedestal see

I told you they love me it’s fine it’s Preston doesn’t have to know okay so now we have to see what this love pedestal is for I mean I’ve never had a love petal stolen love in Minecraft Oh dice this is another thing okay so we need

Rubies and apples and all this other stuff for the sword that was just for the love pedestal that I crafted okay so I just solved the love pedestal crafting but I still have to create the million dollar sword but we’re half we’re halfway there you know what I’m gonna do

I am going to use my love pedestal let’s see let’s see I’m gonna put it we’re gonna put right here Oh what is happening oh my goodness it gave me apples in arts there is not a better combination than that an apple a day keeps the doctor away and it gave me

Love I am pretty satisfied right about now I’m gonna run over to my chest I think I have everything I need you guys it is time finally make the million dollar soap I hope I can remember half you guys I have to create my million dollar sword in the large chest because

No the small one the regular one is not big enough so first I know there’s a stick and then we’re gonna use my $10,000 sword because know the ten thousand dollar sword wasn’t good enough to get justice and then I know we had the gold and then

The gold in here oh oh we gotta take one away guys I didn’t I’m so proud of myself Preston will never believe it but you bet your bottom dollar I look fabulous I am blowing you guys like there are hearts everywhere there are sparkles their eyes I’ve never felt so alive girls rule

Oh my goodness feel the love I don’t know but I think I got a show up Oh guys what about some of that what about some of this what about some of this some of that some of this oh do you see me do you see me Preston girls rule girls rule

Girls have the best rainbow million-dollar swords boys don’t have this cool red slime they just don’t spam shablam sublime well I’m gonna leave you guys because I didn’t have fun with my sword but