Build The BEST RESTAURANT Challenge! (Minecraft)

Today in minecraft me jen and crainer will be opening our own restaurants each of us are gonna take in turns cooking for the other two they will be able to order anything they want off the menu and then once they’ve eaten it they’ll give their review

Of the meal but it’ll be up to you guys in the comment section to let us know who you think had the best restaurant and also click the like button if you want us to open up the restaurant to you guys the viewers next episode we can

Have a bunch of fans join us that’d be pretty cool also if you want to check out the merch head over to slogo.com and anyway let’s get into the video welcome hey grand opening of crane witch crane crane what about crane wizard oh my god look at that burgers thing

It’s sandwiches oh okay sorry my bad my bad can you do magic tricks because you’re a witch now or is that not yeah guess what i could do what oh it’s called punching chairs are you gonna are you gonna invite us in the most amazing are you gonna win by

The same yeah come on in everybody use the window use the window all right okay there you go come on in jenny come on in jelly i’m excited to see you guys put this back there there you go as you can see wait actually let me just prepare a seat for you guys

What is on the dusty there’s no oh because you don’t get many people coming to visit what’s on the bench well on the menu you can see we get can you bring it over here i can’t really read it zoom in josh oh there you go i can see it

I can see it i can see it okay cheeseburger deluxe we got coleslaw burger we got onion burger mushroom swiss fried bologna which i don’t know what that bologna hello bologna bologna is some kind of cheese and monte cristo i have no idea what that is either because it’s apple

Spanish you pronounce it like a monte cristo i will never say that ever um wow it’s quite the selection guys what’s unfortunate news we’ve run out of uh let me just check in the back yeah we only have one option left actually and that’s the uh that’s the coleslaw burger oh

The comments are wait no it’s the best and this is optimal i have 10 diamonds and also i’m allergic to coleslaw so i would like to have a monte cristo josh no i don’t have the recipe well i’m allergic i’m going to report you to the food

Board if you don’t figure it out coleslaw but i have one request yes i want a vegan patty get out of here okay are you gonna make the food then uh yep also the slogan if we can all say it in in unison it’s your food now

Okay you guys didn’t see that one coming did you yeah can you just make the food i’m hungry mr chef okay sorry uh it was mine yeah i’ll make you yep so jelly how you been dude i’m so happy to be here with you finally it’s such a good time and

I just i had to do a table i don’t like when you talk to me like that it was romantic it’s not back there with jelly right now says the chef you got to do what the chef says fine just stop being weird okay mayo cabbage dude remembering these things is

Really difficult i’ll be remembering my last name sometimes my hand no a mixing bowl i could do this rude mr chef i don’t have time to he’s hitting just move just remember don’t leave a bad review on my restaurant because i’m not the one beating you up okay

Excuse me i’m just slapping him across the table oh you see this i’m waiting for the toast are you actually oh yeah oh there it is get off the toes we gotta be patient it’s not my fault i’m really slow okay how are you not doing this cutting board

I need a cutting board where did i leave the cutting but i left them in here in the fridge oh my god why was train at first i’m gonna die of starvation oh we got the first one ready now we just eat the monte cristo okay now jelly’s gonna go cold while he

Makes mine yeah great and it’s ready ah let me just oh wait our food is being served josh what yeah sit up straight yes be proper okay what welcome to the crane which first serving that he’s ever served at his restaurant oh let me just pick this up okay

Fortunately sir we did not have the monte cristo on deck so what i’m gonna give you instead is egg i don’t want egg i’m allergic to eggs just ate all of them i’m allergic to egg jelly i have got whoa that’s fake that is fake i did not kill a customer you

Just had a restaurant there was allergic to eggs oh man you’re gonna get shut down by the health inspector now that’s good news for you you got your coleslaw burger right here you should try to eat it oh oh wait how’s it feel so do i just get nothing wait

Wait what that was not a vegan patty nope okay well it’s probably time to pay right that is not i’m not paying for this i just made you eat beef what you gotta do about it can we get the bill please yes uh let me just add up that’s two plus that’s

Five and that’ll be texas on top of that so you oh guys i uh the math did not come in good for you guys i literally didn’t even get anything it’s gotta be eight diamonds each wait hang on let me look at the menu the matches

The highest thing you have is five hey hey hey hey hey you don’t just pay for the food i cleaned you that’s more than it is that’s more than like a 50 percent tax you didn’t serve me the food that i wanted i’m out are you kidding me

I’m out i mean you didn’t you literally didn’t you literally didn’t give me anything so ladies and gentlemen welcome to jelly beneos i am a big big fan and lover of spicy mexican food okay you are too i don’t like spicy food hello awesome my restaurant comes with an anthem

Okay an anthem what do you need a beet i need a beet and jelly banana is for the best spicy food and minecraft and jelly bean you like good ladies and gentlemen i welcome you we use the door we use we use the no this is a health and safety issue

We use the door i will complain to the owner which is you i think this is hell there’s a health and safety problem here oh i died hello okay where did we sit okay uh let me quickly check this feels very familiar this restaurant why i guess that’s what they call the old

Spit and rub it’s clean it’s clean spin and rub you may sit here all right thank you jelly oh i don’t want to sit in this i don’t mind it the menu today wait i’m sliding yeah you know i can feel it too it’s the green goof oh no never mind

It’s dried now all right ladies and gentlemen we have all the specials for today yes nachos for one diamond breakfast burrito for three diamonds a beef slash a pork tacos for four diamonds and by the way yes there’s only vegan tacos fish tacos for six this is special made

Fish can i ask you something yes uh down there in the in the black bar it says in very small we accept no responsibility for future bowel movements after consumption of product yes like i said i am a big fan that’s a bit suspicious and some people cannot handle it very well

Well good thing i’m a serious lover myself i guess so all of that all of this menu is vegan except the fish right no the fish the i mean so yes oh yes okay we’ll all have the i’ll have the fish tacos then oh expensive well i guess i’ll have the nachos

Because that’s the only thing that’s not a lion here i mean beef and pork is not beef and pop unless it’s beef and pork you know so i’ll have nachos well those are gonna be not yours all right okay can you just make the food already julie all right

So i’d like to be very open and transparent with my quest sorry i’d like to be very open and transparent with my customers so the nachos contain tortilla cheese and a cutting board are you happy with that is it vegan wait hang on no i gotta eat a cutting board no no

No you you didn’t even get the no those are mine i’m a bad i’m a bad cutter so it might contain some wood okay well i guess i’ll okay and the fish taco contains uh any type of vegan fish you like and i still don’t quite understand this vegan fish concept but

We’ll go with it forget it okay okay sorry all right do you want any drinks by the way uh yeah i’ll have coming back here i’ll have some water please what it’s not vegan enough oh i’ll have uh no i’ll have okay i have some more spit nope oh

Just lick it off the chair okay cooking the fish well uh chef how do i cook fish chef what you should be the one knowing this stuff we need some like mood music in here you know okay all right all right Is there a bee in here is there a bee all right these are not yours no they they aren’t mine dropped it on the floor thank you thank you very much sir wait there you go how many do you have oh i get two seals yes where are my fish tacos yeah where

The they’re stealing the make what are you complaining about in the make they’re still in the mig excuse me i am just from england put all the music against chef what is the make what i keep hearing bees everywhere um oh okay yes all right now both of you

Yes a little taste test all right here we go yum okay that was it my nachos will be eaten now what did you guys think about the spice there’s a little bit of is it tingling on your tongue is that it’s tickling on my booty what that was quick

Wait do you have a bathroom actually i might need it right now uh yeah it’s right over there the other building i’m gonna need it right now the yellow oh oh crainer not that you just saw something splash did you just poop in his kitchen sink

Yeah okay can we get the bill please seven diamonds can we can we split the bill please yes all right well fifty fifty fifty fifty the is common courtesy to split the bill crainer well i think he jumped out the window welcome welcome to slow fin seafood i feel like he didn’t know

The actual name of this restaurant and he just read it out loud no i what i presented it how how would i not know good job what are you talking about now as you can see my restaurant is all based around fish fish and chili you wouldn’t say with

Seafood in the name yeah yeah that’s why i said it anyway come on in guys come on in find your entrance whatever you want don’t mind oh where’s the closest window sir it’s right here there you go now take a seat take a seat oh look at this

What are you doing come on okay all right take a seat everyone take a seat i’m gonna clean it first no it’s i i’ve already left it purposely dirty from the last people we’ll get the sloven as you can see we have fish sticks tuna sand what yep so that’s that’s

Tuna no no it’s tuna covered in sand no no it says no i am the chef i know what it is oh sorry and then obviously we’ve got the classic fish and chips a fish dinner can you be quiet for one second jennifer beat everything he says but way more loud

And then a crayfish salad and lastly a crawfish a toothy no no it’s a french word give it in french josh no a toothy a toothy okay are you saying it hasn’t so guys what would you like to order um i’d like the um crayfish oh

He just had to say it okay and craig what would you like i would like uh make your mind that crap there’s no way that looks gross i’ll have i have the fish sticks i’ll have the good ol fish and chips all right fish and chips and a fish stick so i’m gonna

Start with the cooking so you guys keep yourselves uh busy i guess a few moments later what are you guys doing perfectly that works perfectly we upgraded the table to a okay all right restaurant i think it’s better for the whole theme i’m we’re just doing you a favor if you

Guys say so i guess there’s points for you can you put on okay okay so music please oh um uh let me actually play it ready uh you guys hear it no no it’s on display oh wait i hear crickets oh yeah well i’m playing music you guys just have you

Need to get your hearing aid checked i guess okay all right i’m gonna i’m gonna be serving as it comes so fish sticks are on oh here who wait who are they well i got fish and chips i don’t mind i ordered oh there you go there you go

Jelly and fish and chips is on its way how long is it gonna take sir guys i’m nearly ready okay it’s really taking you a long time josh well your one is complicated crainer there we go and then finally fish and chips and there you go all right guys enjoy your meals

Wait why does mine look kind of rotten um i have a complaint what look at the picture of fishing sticks fish and sticks fish there are a lot of sticks of fish there yeah yeah i only got two also it looks like there’s a tail on yours

Like it says shrimp well you’ve got the child menu jeffy i’m only paying one diamond but sorry by the amount of fish jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly this is the adult menu you order from the child menu where’s the adult menu it’s here yeah oh i’d like i’d like adult fish and chips

No no no sorry we only start fishing we only serve that to over 12 year olds you know what i’m gonna eat mine now you’re younger than me i don’t know about all right credit eat up tell me what you think fish and chips taste test what did you think a little sour

Sour a little salt on it little chip taste also some okay how did you what did you think um yeah that’s a one out of ten made it was terrible nice that’s better than the last one all right jelly fish and sticks it’s just it’s just fish sticks jelly

All right yeah he still doesn’t really get it does he what are you this is disgusting not very crusty all right nice well that is actually the best reviews i’ve ever had thanks josh right well um that will be i don’t see the kit prices anywhere either so i’m out of here

Yo we just ate yeah what are we typing guess what guys you left behind your boat ha ha oh watch this all right see ya no don’t anyway all right enjoy your time thanks for watching the video who do you think had the best restaurant comment section is

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