Call Me Kevin – Minecraft but it’s a Harry Potter RPG

Hey there friends how’s it going my name is kevin and today we’re playing a very special minecraft mod that brings the world of harry potter to minecraft you all thought i’d run out of harry potter games but it ain’t happening there are plenty more being created look at this already

This looks better than like any of the games i’ve been getting on steam recently which to be fair probably isn’t saying much hell is happening oh my god this is not available in alpha version the game came out in 2015. how is it still not available search the area for a way

To get to london i don’t see anything around is there a map for the tube stations or something i just left the door open and i’m running away i don’t think this is how the story went oh well it’s convenient there’s a bus that should take me there jesus christ okay

Will you take me to school like i take it this is my first year since i got the letter and i just went out and saw this weird dude standing with a purple boss and just hopped on with him big ben i could just go sightseeing instead of actually going to

Hogwarts you know what i know i get distracted too easily i should just go to hogwarts is this the right place i don’t know the leaky cauldron okay great oh wait i think i may have found it is it out here oh you glorious man you’re

Just as beautiful as you were in the ps1 game oh i like that oh my god this is glorious it’s opening this is freaking insane isn’t it hagrid oh you’re [ __ ] stoned you don’t have a clue what’s going on like look at this this is a full game

Like this could just be a licensed minecraft game to be honest it is worth exploring the world around you for chests oh yes i’ll look for chests you can go into more buildings in this than you can in an actual game oh my god this can be unlocked with alamoura this world

Is amazing it’s the most rbg looking harry potter game i’ve ever played and it’s on [ __ ] minecraft all right i’m here to the bank oh my god look at them all they all look so moody especially this one oh my god that’s demonic all right got

My money fantastic now i gotta go get my supplies school books school robes and a wand perfect marmite looking for ice cream uh wizarding equipment is that where i’m looking good evening wait i’m trying to sell him something will you buy my letter to hogwarts okay

Good he did he bought it for a dollar that’s not a bad deal i mean i don’t know why he’s buying it off me to be honest books great oh he wants me to deliver a letter i mean i just wanted a book but i’ll take the quest i’ll be your

Delivery man for some reason in this version of harry potter i’m not rich so i don’t have like endless money i think i’m just robbing this shop but oh well i just got into the magic world and i’m [ __ ] robbing people that could be punishable by death by uh for all i know

I’ve put aside a few wands i think it might be suitable you need to look for three green one boxes why do they make it so hard to [ __ ] buy from them like their economy must be in the toilet i would never buy anything if it took this

Much effort it’s like i have to give you my money and complete a weird challenge you got two i need one more where would you hide it i’m going back into your storage room look at this they just robbed him because he’s allowing me to go around his [ __ ] shop maybe this

Will teach him a lesson hmm finally i want don’t know any magic though i don’t think all right i got all my supplies it’s off to hogwarts no one else seems to be pressured to getting their supplies why is it only me oh yeah you

Have parents to go get them for you i forgot about that why is no one talking about how famous i am or something i’m harry potter hagrid please notice me please go on i’ll see you at hogwarts why is no one fanboying over me i’m the harry

Potter discovered big ben i actually am just a tourist now i’m looking for the [ __ ] train station but i’m kind of trapped in here there’s just some random student just swimming across the thames trying to find the [ __ ] train station look at me [ __ ] jim pickens just crossing the themes finally i’m here

Jesus christ don’t buy a ticket you’re harry potter just show the scar and you can ride for free it’s like a pension card except a lot more emotional manipulation but i have no parents to just show it in the sky they can’t say no oh look it’s the blocky weasleys look

At them all [ __ ] monsters staring at me what’s up she says to an eleven year old boy okay do i just run which one is ron is it you you must be exhausted he wants to find his toad yeah i’ll help oh where would a [ __ ] toad be oh yeah

Owls hunt toads don’t they show me the way down there is he dead on the tracks no facts sake can’t catch a break today i’m sure i heard a croaking noise coming from the top of the train how the hell did you hear that when there’s a [ __ ]

Train going off all right if i can just parkour my way up maybe oh god damn it it seems to be looking at my god the new kid’s kind of weird just trying to paracore my way up to the top of the train yes okay and he’s right here too

Perfect the train will start going and harry will get decapitated mr longbottom i’ve saved your toad it jumps out of nowhere a hundred quid that is great if i just kidnap his toad again and then find it i’ll make a load of money it’s the perfect racket all right time to go i

Think i’m ready so the train has to go now hello no sorry you’re not my scripted friends where’s ron and hermione ah-ha this is empty i guess that’ll do i’ll just wait on them goddammit they never showed up student run away this is definitely not safe he’s a curious little fecker isn’t he

Doesn’t run off into the fields as soon as the train stops i think harry’s just happy to be outside he’s lived under the stairs for so long it’s good to stretch the old legs now it’s like a caged chicken finally being allowed to be a free-range chicken hello hagrid remember me

Oh he does i don’t like the noises they make around these kids oh money like this is someone’s luggage that i’m just robbing and this guy is a witness oh well i’m famous i can do what i want is anyone else coming with us or am i just following this strange giant

Who keeps going um as he walks into the distance with his child he’s telling his whole life story we got a long way to go come on dude i can only or stay robbing stuff for so long best getting on them boats all right i’m gonna try and force them to be

My friend yes i think i got in did i i’m not really sure i might be swimming the hell are these oh they’re house elves oh my god they look so sad how can i give you a sock check my inventory um we’ve got this hat is that any good for you

All right i guess not oh my god i’m about to get sorted i’m starting to think i’m not harry potter though i think i’m just a random student because people don’t want to be my friends hagrid doesn’t even care about me i’m not rich it’s just not fair the only

Thing is why did i stand the dursley’s house but not harry potter i mean there was no one home maybe i was just like some sort of home invader it would explain why i look like 80 years old and i got a letter to join the school but

Hey i showed up i got the uniform first they know i’m just another student all right start me it’s just another regular student lovely big student i got held back a few years lads how do you like to be known to history in the great slytherin yes

I’m the bad guy now oh my god what is happening everyone’s freaking out it’s like no harry you should have been in gryffindor just walking on everyone’s food sorry folks i’m looking for some friends oh twins will you be my friends i’m the gryffindor prefect oh yeah i forgot i’m

Not in gryffindor even though it just happened i instantly forgot it there you are you [ __ ] i thought it was you you little [ __ ] i hate you i hate gryffindor go slytherin i swear if dumbledore pulls that [ __ ] where he does at the end of the first book where he’s

Like oh slytherin win the house cop but due to a few last minute things i’m gonna invent some [ __ ] and give it to gryffindor speak to the weasley twins but i’m in slytherin we hate them a vatican oh they’re giving me the marauders map okay good i deserve it as a random first

Year could have given it to your brother but nah give it to the guy who looks like he’s 65 and hanging out with 11 year olds now well at least i don’t go constantly around them draco please be my friend what do you think of the weasleys here’s my first topic he

Doesn’t like them all right good good good at least we can relate over something it’s nice to find something you can bond over like immediately that’s the sign of an easy friendship i wonder will snape like me now that’ll be absolutely bizarre if he’ll be like my

Biggest fan because i’m an old dude in slytherin now instead of a young dude in gryffindor whose mom he liked but he never got you know now that i think about it i think this is actually canon i remember seeing jim pickens in some of the scenes to everyone who’d wish to die

A most painful death thank you yeah that’s definitely canon actually i am so [ __ ] lost this castle is enormous by the way you’re probably not getting that from this video but it is huge wait what is that is this the chamber of secrets is this a shortcut i don’t know where i’m going

I’m lost oh my god where am i this is a very bad idea i’m in the sewers for no reason it’s my first day and i go straight to the sewers okay i’m getting nervous i’m definitely not in the right place i’m getting out of here this is too scary this school must

[ __ ] stink if it just has these open massive holes going straight into the sewer that’s got to be a health concern oh my god finally charms i got completely lost it’s really hard to find your way around all right where’s the signs please point me in the right

Direction charms yes okay i’m finally here sorry professor i was in the sewers i see no one else showed up either i’m not surprised you don’t give much direction in this school collect the five stars scattered throughout here the maze is completely dark this seems better than the actual [ __ ] games

Classes because in the games classes on the ps1 and ps2 it’s just like i’ll do some acrobatics harry jump from ledge to ledge proving you want this spell and this one it’s like here use the spell it’s already bright enough for you to see i disagree with you no i can’t see

It all okay there we go this is like this makes sense you got to use the spell to go find the stars i mean i hate it but it makes sense i can’t find the stars i did find some money lying around though this is probably harry’s doing because in the

Other games he’s always first to do every class he probably scatters money around to be like oh i’ll just help the peasants who i go to school with i hate that kid i miss the music oh it came back thank you that’s a bit of magic in itself yes i got it finally

Got the last one i did it 10 points to slytherin i deserve it hmm take that harry you’re not gonna snatch the house cup from us now my guy thinks he’s harry’s like biggest rival throughout his entire year and then when he reads the book

He’s like what i’m not even in it harry never even noticed me throughout the entire seven years i thought we were immortal enemies oh the big wooden bridge oh that looks cool to be fair like if this game came out in this exact style and just said voice acting i would

Have [ __ ] loved this game i suppose you want to serve the malphite family yeah sure there’s raids by the ministry of magic so i’m gonna go to melbourne manor with malfoy and collect some illegal items and sell them to events i love being in slytherin okay we’re

Looking for a cryptic scroll a cursed hand a bottle of illegal poison a dead eater mask and one cursed skull oh my god you’re terrifying i’m just some random well i was gonna say kid i’m some random 65 year old kid who they’ve allowed into their house to collect

These cursed items all right this one’s the first one i think the dead eater mask just on their living room table jim’s like yep these people don’t seem evil at all this is fine this is just a collection they have or something i don’t know if it’s good to be robbing

From these people given what they have lying around the house but i’m doing it anyway they’re probably gonna put me in the bottom of the ocean with two concrete shoes anyway after i’ve seen all this i’ve seen way too much oh i like that globe flat earth confirmed from a modern

Minecraft i knew i’d get the proof i needed nothing cursed in the toilet thankfully this place is so well designed and everything it must have taken so long to even build this i’m just jumping off the stairs i’m trying to commit insurance fraud finally the last thing oh my god it’s

Scary too jesus oh [ __ ] off [ __ ] off i don’t know any spells honestly should i kill them i’m warning you i’ll light his very small and calming light wait what did i just get what did i just get a rusty sword hold on hold on hold

On maybe i can use this can they come up oh for [ __ ] sake melvoy help me there we go how much they came downstairs and they saw me just fighting rats with a sword i think this was all the setup they wanted me to die down here oh this

Rat has a present for me oh bone powder nice just what i always wanted oh god damn it i think they just respawn okay just leave the rats out leave the door open the malfoys can deal with this i’m sure there’s got to be a spell for that

Instead of me battling them with a [ __ ] sword all right malphite got rid of the stuff we should go really really quick it’s a shame that the ministry of magic isn’t more open-minded about these things you’ve got a dead-eater mask god i can hear the [ __ ] mice let’s

Get out of here let’s get out of here aha this way okay god this place looks scary even just wandering in here all right you i have some really cursed items to sell well well a pleasure to see such a young face in here dude my

Guys sold there we go i got 250 gold nice and all i had to do was smuggle some dark magic out of some stranger’s house on my first day of school my guy is suddenly like oh yeah i forgot locate the defense against the derrick arts classroom yeah i forgot i was supposed

To actually be in class before i got distracted with this side quest but you know what i think that might be a good time to end we got a lot done this is absolutely bizarre i’m quite amazed by it to be honest with you but we’re going

To leave it there i mean i’m sure we could complete the whole thing in one sitting if we wanted to i mean we don’t have much else to be doing nowadays but for the sake of the video we’re going to leave it there i hope you did enjoy if

You want to see more do let me know and uh yeah i appreciate you watching as always hope to see you next time bye for now