CaptainSparklez – Cursed Minecraft Confusion

All righty folks welcome it’s a cursed Minecraft we’ll start off with number 19 the cactus wait I wonder if that’s actually the internal reason why cactus can’t be placed next to each other it’s not new to any like coding thing with the game or for any functional reason

With cactus farms it’s because it looks like they’re doing the the fusion dance and they’re trying to hold hands the cactus so all they’re trying to do is try to be together and Mojang keeps them apart you’re not allowed to place cactus directly adjacent to each other because

They’re gonna hold hands and they don’t allow cactus love okay wow that is very discriminatory of them all these cactus want to do is just interlock their prickles and not allowed to do it unbelievable I’m so I mean at least these cactus have achieved their dreams here but all the

Rest just searching for love thank mr. crayfish for this one wait why is this like when you shift but instead it’s just like misaligning the middle part of your body on top of your legs and your legs aren’t what does it look like when you shift your legs your knees Bend at

All man I don’t even know off the top of my head what it looks like when you shift all I know is this is wrong this is not what it’s supposed to look like is it like a backward skin or some kind of trickery no because you it’s it’s

Straight-up broken off the torso really this is just a screenshot taken milliseconds before disaster struck as this body just fell apart like a mob that has been decimated with whatever mod is required that bombs just crumple into their respective components like hightail okay water you do you

Now my first instinct is barrier blocks but it also still looks kind of weird because it’s like where’s the source block oh wait no because why is it weird of him hmm was it like barrier blocks you place down the source block remove the source block and you went under the

Barrier blocks and then you took the screenshot really quickly before the water had dissipated completely trying to figure out the trickery going on here I feel like this is achievable without a great deal of like Photoshop or mods or anything like that you just got to be

Quick with your place down the water remove the water switch to create a f-1 boom good to go got the screenshot snapped it get those karma points vrooom now you see what could be happening here is that this is actually taken from the top down rather than the side so the minecart is

Actually completely flat here you never know although there are rails there which then that also wouldn’t make sense because here’s what we need though extreme mine karting that’d be sick as a sport dude can you imagine a vert ramp with minecarts like this dude be going

Up doing a sick air to fakie come back down then he’d hit the booster going the other direction and then he’d get sent over to the other wall of the halfpipe do a sick air dude oh my god can we get bro between a mod out there it doesn’t

Have to be minecarts but bro if we could get like just skating on an actual halfpipe female being able to do errors and stuff we’ve had skateboard mods before in fact I think it was mr. crayfish who was just referenced but I don’t think you could do like vert ramp

Errors and stuff like that wait and dude I’m out here instead of skate 4 this will be the next best substitute the village I found is a bit jacked up I mean you know just trying to utilize space to the best of their ability it can be dangerous to go outside and farm

Because you have to worry about zombies and stuff like that whereas this way they can tend to the farm while they’re in the safety of their own home yes baby zombies might pose a bit of a threat here but you know they’re a minority of the zombie spawns although they do seem

To be pretty calm they’re very fast fast than the world-record-holding land speed vehicle but maybe they have a convenient way to escape or something that I can’t see it’s behind the camera bro you can’t you can’t knock someone who’s as passionate about gardening okay and sometimes you don’t want to go outside

Or there’s something preventing you so just don’t judge its Ruth don’t look at it for too long it is in fact Hearst it is it is it 2018 YouTube rewind again I feel like 2019 just came out but maybe I’m in the wrong year or something

And we’re gonna bring back it will Smith I shut it down a video reacting to the new YouTube rewind I feel like I’m past the time dude the old name at this point even if it’s a week later so but it was just like I mean it wasn’t really much

To react to it was kind of just it was like a top 10 list of these are the things that did pretty well minecraft number one game Will Smith is just here to commemorate that as well as this bizarre stone petrified leaf tree trunk with the would leave on the top and be

Everything being weird and messed up all over the place not just Will Smith but Will Smith has really done a number on this place spongebob campfire can you do that can you place it I don’t think no you definitely can’t because if you pour water over campfire it does extinguish

I’ve done that before so there’s some trick I mean I don’t know it’s bedrock maybe on bedrock you can place a campfire under water and it actually does work I’d be down there are some things about spongebob that when you you really think about the logistics of it

How they do their underwater campfire you’re like wait a minute that doesn’t make a great deal sense also how do they kind of the grill hamburgers underwater those would be some pretty soggy buns I think they would be yeah you know that part kind of mystifies me a little bit I

Just feel like you’d be really hard to keep a burger together and grill it and have campfires so you got a suspend your disbelief a little bit okay minecraft that rock edition just trying to get in that spongebob mode minecraft illusions minecraft confusion to hurt your brain I promise this

Minecraft video will hurt your head this is the new meta oh my god I better make the thumbnail of this video something with one of these whether it’s a workbench or furnace or chest or maybe I’ll do a smoke or a blast furnace anyone done one of those yet dude I

Gotta come up with a new one so that I can I can update the meta these have been all over my recommended for like the last week or so maybe maybe now it’s passed I’m gonna be late to the party and miss everything but I got it

Dude I gotta hit up this sudden a alright do what am I gonna do i’m gonna do i’m either blast furnace or smoker I’ll work it out dude I’ll work it it’s gonna be has to be a block that has different textures on three of the sides

At least so oh I got this dude it’s gonna be it’s gonna be wild you’re gonna look at the thumbnail you can be like oh my god my brain is exploding it’s like that minecraft doing optical illusions video that I thought I would maybe do at some point but haven’t done yet

Just making some food mmm cooked redstone or I was gonna say it’s high in iron except I I don’t think it is that would be iron would be high in iron as well as the beef I and iron all that good stuff but I mean maybe it’s you

Know it has the red so maybe it does fulfill the need of your blood nutrients and stuff like like that it definitely gives you power dude imagine being able to just put a lever on yourself you just flip and all the sudden you glow or you

Do that and then you win you and whenever you walk over redstone it just activates it you don’t even need a pressure plate you just walk over redstone and you look that thing on yourself and you’re you’re ready to power it dude this has to stop

What do you mean it has to stop we were just talking about vert ramps and stuff in Minecraft with minecarts okay this is a launch ramp that goes along with it dude I remember when I was like how old probably 11 12 I made a launch ramp at home homemade it

Was basically a 45-degree wedge but it went up to probably like 30 inches it was it was a pretty tall looking launch ramp in comparison did a little miniature plastic ones you get at the store it was a big boy I could do some serious Indies and melon grabs off of it

Dude we were we were talking some serious hang time right there but the problem is you know the transition from flat to the to the 45 it’s very abrupt so you kind of had to like brace yourself that’s the tendency that people the Hat hat tend to have with homemade

Ramps either the curvature is way too jerky you don’t use enough string length from your pencil when you’re drawing the curvature or it’s just like way too abrupt so you know it’s just got to keep that in mind when you’re designing your launch ramps but it’s okay for the sake

Of our game here in minecraft we’re gonna be doing the sickest errors off of this launch ramp and then it’s it’s a work bench so you can fix it itself it’s amazing dude to all the tools built in and so if you hit straight into it too

Fast and you do a hole right into the the plywood you just it fixes the house I made it no mobs will get in here I actually think the mobs can get in there they won’t spawn in there I’ll give you that but they will be able to walk in

Because I’m not sure anyone made you aware of it the torches actually can be walked through I have to this day never stubbed my toe on a torch in Minecraft and we’re kind of happy about that because if that were a possible thing to do I would have walked into a lot of

Torches and my toes wouldn’t be very very bashed up it’d be very unpleasant so they can get in there but they’ll just be blinded by the light and maybe they don’t be able to find you because I can barely find anything inside of that tangled mess of terrible video

Compression I have angered the sky guys flashing lights warning everybody after it’s already been shown yeah okay that looks like what happens when you install something improperly or your graphics cards very angry at the shaders that you’ve tried to run or something like that it’s never happened to me personally

Worst I get is the abrupt black box at the horizon under my shader sky box but I yeah that’s that I don’t look too good I don’t advise you playing on that even you know if you don’t have sensitivity to flashing lights because that that just seems unpleasant it seems

Real oh wait also that’s Sonia it said on your phone now your phone and also you have oh man dude you’re in trade when you get into a village you’re a whole bunch of bad times going on here I don’t know you’ve got into this mess but

It’s gonna be difficult to get out and I’m I’m sorry if it loss of your phone cursed forest oh dear Oh oh dear and I don’t know if it was done on purpose no I’m not no just not even nope I have a thing I was gonna say I

Was just nah it’s not gonna no he’s gonna not just gonna oh boy oh boy well no it’s that’s the top comment yep okey-dokey artichokey moving right along to beans I feel like there’s some weird obsession with beans when it comes to comes to Minecraft Chris minecraft sub

We get lava beans beans and generals spy more beans bean island on S&P earth youtoo.com slash CaptainSparklez to twitch.tv slash CaptainSparklez to catch up your life that’s a doctor though dude why is the doctor ejecting beans out of his eyeballs isn’t the doctor supposed to be curing someone who might be

Ejecting beans out of his eyeballs I feel like the doctor is the need of the doctor at this point is that doesn’t look very healthy also the doctor is holding a bean cigar in the right hand there something like that perhaps the source of the bean vision this is gonna

Be a new thing in the new Superman comic is that he gets like infected by kryptonite or something and then instead of laser vision he has beam vision just as deadly it’s very hot but looks different and has a you know leaves beans on the ground minecraft Earth lets you stack more than

64 items in the inventory this this is a real this is a truly cursed minecraft but wow really I still haven’t gotten on minecraft earth I’ve been meaning to you can have stacks of cows you even have stacks of chickens in your inventory what’s going on here

I get it they’re probably doing this for ease of user experience in just being able to consolidate all your resources into one thing but that’s 68 right there what is this official marketing imagery right there because that seems to be a violation of some core principles of the

Game guys now we gotta have this coming to bedrock soon being able to carry more than the stack of 64 because that’s whoa I don’t know about that that’s like one of the guys well that’s like the Bill of Rights of Minecraft is like thou shalt

Not carry more than 64 items and in some cases you know 16 or whatever but definitely not more than 64 and also definitely the thou shalt not is part of the Bill of Rights I just want to be sure that we’re on the same page here because I know my history all right

Good stacks of cows though is that’s that’s also a thing it’s really it’s the thing stacks of cows and chickens I wonder if they can go beyond 64 state could I have a stack of a thousand cows be like just my pen but but just right

There in a single image just a perfectly normal day in Minecraft earth okay this this brings to mind an idea wouldn’t it be so cool if on top of like the augmented reality where you can point your phone at whatever you’re looking at and it will superimpose and composite

The blocks of a structure on top of it what if there was a way that it could take people and animals like if you were to farm you look through your your phone screen looking through the camera on Minecraft and it can automatically like motion track and convert the cows and

The sheep and the cats and the dogs into looking like Minecraft things that would be some unbelievable tech that would probably have much further deep implications and applications than just converting animals into looking like Minecraft things but wouldn’t that be a cool use of it on top of it can we

Microsoft can we develop this okay I’m sure the military will also buy it off of you for some reason that they can take advantage of it but also minecraft come on oMG that’s bad send okay also why is the why is the thumb coming out of like a different like you you

Alternated this the skin tones between the fingers and the thumbs on each of the arms and why did you that’s just that’s oh wait no no no okay so the you just you did the different different sides of the okay so the fingers and thumb they’re still coming out of the

Right side it’s just you invert you did different color tones on them which is better because I thought at first the thumb and the fingers were like coming out of different sides of the arm which is gonna make me real confused but I guess it’s this just looks like five

Fingers this doesn’t look like a thumb this just looks like a finger which is just real weird not the thumb isn’t the finger but you know what I mean it just looks like it’s just another one of the other fingers and it’s not opposable or anything like that also how is it

Supposed to grab anything on the other side of the if the if the fingers are coming from here how do they reach over the flat spot on the top in order to grasp an item on the other side like it looks okay there but then I don’t mm-hmm

No it doesn’t I don’t know how you’re grasping anything I don’t know how you’re grasping anything and it’s just an impossible object and and then we move up to if this hasn’t triple six upvotes imma be sad well I hate to inform you but it’s got like triple

Triple six so there you go it’s it’s techno played when he takes off his shirts alright it’s very deceiving you look at techno blade and you’re like oh you look like normal minecraft skin he just likes this is very secretive this was like some crazy like just snuck the

Snuff own a lot like just boom in the locker room just quick and then and then bring it back down before anybody noticed because he’s Juicin these are performance-enhancing things that he is consuming and they’re banned substances he’s doing him anyway and that’s how he keeps winning all those freaking

Tournaments and all the hypixel games okay exposed techno blade is that the title of this video or is it something with an optical illusion of the blast furnace or smoker I don’t know I’m gonna have to decide on that after the fact what’s gonna get more attention

Okay well there you have it it’s taken away with a shirt off this is why we get destroyed every time it’s unfair competition thank you guys for watching the last month of cursed minecraft I hope you have enjoyed make sure to like if you liked subscribe to the channel if

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