The Story of Minecraft’s First Mini-games | Evbo

Today’s the day i finally make the move if this works i’ll be a happy man all right we got this we got this don’t stress honey you’re home so early i know i actually have a huge surprise for you i’ve been meaning to do this for

A long time now and you know what i’m just gonna go for it i’ll show you after 20 years of dating i’m finally placing my bed next to yours ah it feels so good wait what whose bed is that what is going on dude who are you who am i i’m

Her boyfriend we’ve been dating for 20 years this must be some mistake this is obviously my girlfriend honey what’s what’s going on um look i can explain no that’s it i’m breaking your bed dude stop trying to break my bed what are you doing what are you talking about you don’t live here

This is my house get get out of here as soon as you leave i’m breaking your bed we should probably take this outside before it gets messy yeah let’s do that we stood outside for hours never leaving sight of each other’s beds but little did we know was that this little fight

Was gonna unleash something much bigger hey what are you doing i can’t see your bed now i know that’s why i put this here i don’t want you looking at my bed fine we can play like that and that’s when the first bed defenses were born it

Started off small just with a few basic dirt layers but as time went on the bed defenses only grew bigger and bigger to the point where we couldn’t even tell if there was a bed still under there none but the start of defenses led to much

More trouble man if only there is some way i could get more resources without him knowing wait i think i have an idea alright let’s just get you in here oh my god what are you doing look man you’re not gonna understand this now but i promise

You it will all make sense soon dude really how long am i gonna be here for uh look i don’t really know i just need you to give me a bunch of resources okay and then i’ll let you out why would i give you anything so i know villagers can’t break blocks

So without me you’re pretty much stuck here forever so you should just give me what i need okay you make a fair point did you seriously steal a villager so he could just give you more resources uh yeah is there a problem with that no but

You have to let me have one then alright yeah i can live with that and that’s when the shopkeepers entered the war oh god not again with shopkeepers being there to give us infinite resources the entire game changed soon our bed defenses became so fortified that it was

Pretty much impossible to break in at this point but this is when i almost lost my bed hey kid i’ll give you free golden apples if you go over there and mind that guy’s bed i was almost too late wait what is this guy doing my enemy almost destroyed my bed by hiring

Another person to do the work for him but luckily i stopped his attempt but after that encounter tensions were at an all-time high we started to create a border between us we both agreed that our beds were too accessible and it was an unfair advantage to both of us so

That’s when we started digging but unfortunately the digging got out of hand and we ended up digging all the way down to the void but the worst part is we didn’t stop there we went much much further than that just one more to go and done

Now we can finally go back to our war me and my enemy both single-handedly mined every block in the world except for the islands that had our beds this is when bridging was created we had to get to each other’s islands somehow but like all things bridging caused something even more terrible

Villager give me fireballs now dude i’m not giving you a fireball but my enemy got his way i’m gonna regret this my enemy grabbed the fireball from the villager and took aim i looked behind me to see a giant hole in my bridge and fire spreading across

The entire thing and i saw my enemy holding fireballs but after i got fireballs of my own all-out chaos began and our bed defenses were obliterated but one night everything changed when i caught my enemy sleeping i knew that this was my chance to get his bed once

And for all and we could finally end this war i dug into his bed defense and it was already too late i knew he wasn’t gonna stop me i found his bed it was still there after all this time i took one final look at it and i broke it

The war for beds was now over you’ve lost i mind your bed ah well you finally got me well i guess it’s over now huh wow yeah i guess it is man that was a long time yes i think this game will work quite nicely who was that

Well let’s see what our punishment is going to be this time it doesn’t matter i’ve broken out of every prison this one’s probably going to be no different oh wow the president himself showed up alright guys can we make this quick i’ve been through this before i already know

How it’s gonna go down evo you know what crimes you have committed wait here until we decide what your punishment will be so what do you think we should do with him why are you looking at me you’re the president you’re the one who’s supposed to decide these things

Okay well we can’t send him back to prison i mean just look at his face that’s that’s the face of someone who will definitely break out again well we could try that old project i was working on project skyblock is what it was called i think it could work that might be worth

A shot you have my full permission what is taking them so long can we just get this over with what does this scientist guy want what what is happening if you could just stay still i promise this will only hurt a little but it will be

Over soon whoa whoa what are you doing with that oh shoot no this can’t be good ah what happened wait where am i this doesn’t look like a prison am i on an island why are we hundreds of blocks in the air what is going on you’re on one of my

Islands i call this project skyblock project skyblock what is this one of your experiments you can take a look into the chest behind you i gave you items to work with is this some sort of test or something why did he give me all of these items oh this doctor is not

Smart at all once he leaves i’ll just use the ice blocks and make water and get on out of here i know you’re probably thinking that you can escape using the water from the ice blocks but that won’t work we have snipers locked on the island 24 7 to stop you from ever

Jumping off so you don’t need to worry about leaving and finally this is the only tree on the whole island if i were you i would make sure not to waste it but i think you’ll be fine well good luck i hope you enjoy the rest of your

Life here wait the rest of my life here am i seriously not getting off this island no there’s gotta be some way i can get off okay well i guess i can start by punching this tree man why did they have to make my punishment hundreds

Of blocks in the air of course they knew i was afraid of heights and all i did was breed a villager and a creeper can’t believe it so it looks like they gave me enough resources to make a cobblestone generator let’s see if this works if i remember and

There we go you know this is actually kind of fun this is way better than prison no no no no this this can’t be right but the evidence it checks out if bedrock could actually do this i need to get to the president all right doctor what is it

Now sir i just found new terrifying evidence that bedrock is explosive and a million times stronger than tnt if one piece of bedrock were to explode i’m afraid it would cause a chain reaction and the whole world could be destroyed as we know it great work good job uh

What am i supposed to do about that though no one in history has exploded a piece of bedrock i’m sure we’ll be fine you just need to relax is it around here no come on it’s gotta be around here somewhere jeez this is so hard to find

Maybe it’s all the way down here no way i found it i guess coal spawns all the way at bedrock that’s why it’s so hard to find okay so how do i mine this now it looks like i can’t punch it i must need something else maybe i’ll try using this

Thing i picked up alright this has gotta work it’s happening already how who would have caused this and here is my last melon seed let’s go i’m kind of having fun on this island look at this look at how much progress i’ve made at this

Point i’m not even sure i want to go back down to the surface anymore i kind of like it up here a couple more pieces and i’m done for the night what is that sound is that coming from the surface it sounds like a bunch of explosions

What is going on i wonder if i can see anything from up here wait where is the ground why can’t i see the ground i think i’ve been on the island for too long i think i’m seeing things but as time went on i became more curious and started to

Bridge out from the island to see if i could find anything but it was always a dead end i wanted an answer as to why i couldn’t see the ground anymore until one day everything changed all right this is the last bridge and i’m calling

It a day wait a minute is that another player on a skyblock island whoa dude you’re up here too yeah who are you how did you get here i robbed some villagers and i got sent here i’m guessing this is your punishment too right yeah i guess we’re both prisoners

Okay but answer me this i think i might be crazy but for the past few days i haven’t been able to see the ground you’re not seeing things i saw it happen the whole world just exploded right under us the whole world how is that even possible i’m not sure why but i

Think us people on the skyblock islands are the only ones left well what do we do now are you enjoying this game the heck was that did you say that i didn’t say that was that you no that wasn’t me what is happening skyblock should prove

To be one of our most successful games let’s add it to the server dude what is going on ah what to do i feel like i’ve already done everything already hey it seems like you’re pretty bored huh well i mean what’s left to do i’ve already mastered combat and you’ve already mastered

Building we have nothing left i think you’re right i don’t think there’s anything left for us to do in this game well if that’s the case i guess i’ll catch you around maybe we’ll start a new world when an update comes up what was that how did i just do that what

What did you just do i i don’t know how did i make that jump that’s possible did you just fly no i didn’t fly i think i jumped and i made it over the gap look you should try it that jump is possible how i don’t know i

Did it okay i guess i can try no way i did it i don’t believe this no one’s even attempted to one block jump before hey man huh oh what’s up i saw that that was incredible i’ve never seen anyone do that before please accept this

Role as the leader of our village um okay sure after being the first person to make a one block jump in the history of minecraft the villagers made me their official leader but the one block jump was just the beginning alright tabby should we try making this jump alright

There’s no way this one is possible you’re crazy there’s only one way to find out ah shoot yeah okay i think two blocks is actually impossible wait maybe you could try sprinting before you jump sprinting and jumping at the same time is that even allowed i guess i could try it i

Don’t know if that will do anything alright two block jump here we go Oh no way that actually worked after discovering that the two block jump was possible we set out to try all sorts of impossible jumps i figured out how to jump diagonally and tabby discovered you can even jump upwards she was the first person to figure out that you can use

Momentum to make impossible jumps at the end of the day we even figured out that you could make jumps across blocks that were thought to be impossible to even stand on we decided to call the art of making impossible jumps parkour but parkour was about to change forever all

Right evo let’s go make some history ladies and gentlemen i’m about to complete the first ever four block jump in minecraft all right here goes nothing no way i actually did a four block jump huh what are you doing oh no i uh i can explain were you seriously

Practicing without me uh yeah i i promised i was gonna teach you the four block jump after i swear i don’t want to hear it this is over from now on you can parkour by yourself wait no i’m sorry while this event seemed to be the end of

Parkour as we know it this was actually just the beginning evbo thinks he’s actually good at parkour just wait till i become the master tabby went on a journey herself to study all the possibilities of parkour she took notes on every single block or jump that might be possible and practiced for hours

Until she made it successfully she was redefining the physics of minecraft jumps by jumping on blocks that were only a few pixels wide and even figuring out how to jump around blocks in the middle of the air but none of those jumps compared to what she was about to figure out oh shoot

Wait how did i not take fall damage did this ladder break my fall she learned that parkour could be used to cheat death i wonder what tabby’s been up to all this time evo you have to come out now it’s tabby i think she’s going crazy

What do you mean she’s gone crazy what are you talking about see for yourself what is this villager talking about what in the world is that tabby all the way up there what is she doing dude what is she doing why is she above a pit of lava i don’t know

She says she’s gonna make the jump make the jump how she’ll die please come down even if you make the jump you’ll die from fall damage why are you doing this that’s what you think but you don’t know parkour like i do okay here goes nothing no way i did it

What the how is that possible i told you already i’m the best at parkour now wow wait she’s way better than you dude you kind of suck wow thanks dude after the villagers saw how good at parkour tabby was they kicked me out and made her the

New village leader but i didn’t care about being the leader of the village i just wanted to learn how to parkour like she did i apologize for what i did before and she agreed to teach me all the new parkour tricks she learned she built multiple training courses in the

Village and villagers wind up every day to practice parkour parkour was now one of the most entertaining games in minecraft we really did discover one of the greatest things of all time i agree parkour is probably the funnest game i’ve ever played this is perfect let’s put this in between every single mini

Game no player will ever be bored and no Where was that voice coming from was that in my head what was that was that you who said that no i didn’t say anything where did that come from So You