CRACKLEgames – I played Minecraft Championships Parkour

Minecraft championships is one of the hardest and most insane minecraft challenges in the world it’s an event where the most popular minecraft youtubers play a bunch of different mini games and the winner gets like a golden coin or something and one of those events is called parkour warriors it’s

Basically like this insane parkour course and today i’m going to be trying to beat it full screen hello what is this bro we’re watching the tick tock right now yeah this doesn’t go very well let’s do this first try what am i not landing on it

I wasn’t landing on it and now i’m stuck down here i hate my life come on i can’t be feeling this hard on the uh let’s change the game oh to adventure first try i’m kind of a god at parkour you know that’s what they call me

Hopping the hanging hoops oh bet this is going to be great oh my god so do not what the heck so basically if you hit your head on that you die no no no don’t give me a concussion oh let’s go wait can i just cheese this and do this

That one was easy okay i can just do this right oh my god oh i’m breezing through this oh oh my gosh why is this one easier than the first one oh those are barrels uh i knew that okay come on we’re playing knockout right now oh dude i almost died come on

Oh my god let’s go wait this isn’t gonna take that long funny joke the narrow ledge oh no what is how am i supposed to oh okay no i’m getting scammed right now wait is it easier if i just walk around the corner come on Let’s go no this is great this is great this is great this is my finger with the mouse i’m cracked i’m so cramped oh my god i’m on cr no i don’t know why but the stream started lagging here but pretend i’m doing some really cool jump oh first

Try everyone look c for crackle c for subscribe am i right hold up this one’s actually pretty easy dude the difficulty is so weird am i what do i wait can i just cheat i can just cheat right nope nope why can’t i cheat am i i feel like i’m doing

Something wrong here oh my pause do you see it nice funny number uh come on watch this watch this watch the skill what’s the skill dude i have like 20 apps open on my computer i hear it it’s sucking wind right now my pc is crying this is the one looks right here

It’s this one no what i gotta just go less full send oh yeah i just gotta go it’s okay let’s go oh my god holy moly mr rossetti is that you no animal crossing stance get it oh this is terrible i hate this i hate the holy mole screw him Am i loud am i loud yeah where’s obs i’m turning that all the way down all the way down negative a thousand dude oh my god okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay let’s go let’s go let’s go this is why they call me barack i earned that title okay okay

What is this oh come on not using spotify for music you’re in the middle of a song and it’s just like hey do you like mcdonald’s this junk am i doing something wrong you know what mcc is right minecraft championship nope it’s gonna sound like we’re having a

Normal conversation that i just keep giving birth or something i hate everything okay my audio sounds good uh Anyways let’s continue from where we were i i hate this game so much oh my god let’s go oh not these again 2 000 years later six and a half hours later one eternity later three days later three weeks later many months later so much later that the old

Narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one i hate this game thank you for the follow dennis one two three four i hate you dennis i hope you die in a whole day i got this let’s go finally the ladder climb are you kidding me no

Dude this is so much harder than it looks oh my god that’s what she said i hate you i hate me too imagine i’ve never done that can i stop hitting my head on that thing i gotta go f5 mode for this ah no this is so not helpful

I’m gonna lose it man i’m so mad dude i hate this so much oh never mind i got it i got it i’m gonna crack hey first try the helpful dolphins where can they help you have a family that actually doesn’t interrupt you when you’re screaming unrelated fact murder exists jumping

From the bottom stair is actually broken and it’s super easy never mind i hate my life come on okay just jump jump for the bottom stair literally the dolphins aren’t even that hard hey yo crazy story here but the footage cut out i completed this parkour completely

Legit in an amazing fashion boom first try totally legit nobody saw that why don’t they just do that in mcc honestly it works so much better no i just i just like i just aged 20 years in one jump my keyboard’s crying right now it’s like no dude i’m just

From best buy i’m not built like this no For the sake of my video i’ve been on this for way too long i’m gonna i’m skipping all the ladder stuff i’m sorry viewers if you care screw you i don’t i’m not actually sorry i hate you i hope you die so yeah if you couldn’t tell i

Was getting a little bit annoyed i’m kidding by the way i love you guys the six rings why is it called that is it because there’s six rings imagine cheating how are you supposed to get around that oh my god i keep hitting that corner i’m gonna actually kill

Somebody dude this is so much harder than i thought it was i was like oh so yeah it’ll take me literally crouched on the edge of the block and it didn’t land shut up i’m monologuing hey nowhere in the title did i say i would beat the whole thing and i

Didn’t say i wasn’t going to cheat so I literally jumped and my character was like hot nope it’s all a video game i’m about to moan so loud africa can hear it stop stop talking does god ever fear what he’s created let’s go wait this is actually harder than i thought it was okay never mind uh i mean

Never never uh dude this is so hard ah i think i skipped that one actually oh you did oh that’s good to know slash game this jumps Let’s go oh my god oh my oh no there’s more ice i can do this all in one city never mind no i can’t barack screams for two hours straight while dying inside and it’s actually it’s a weird currency i was right there y’all have her name really loud

Goddammit women am i right i’m kidding alexa pee pee poo poo fart a kid goes to buy a robot idiot alexa oh my god she’s not doing it alexa i need you to now You Okay come on come on please please please yes oh my god i’m going to beat it i’m going to win i’m going to win i’m going to win oh thank god did you finish your uh your english essay we’re both failures let’s go i keep modifying the levels and i’m going to

Cut that part out actually no you’re not because you’re short on footage and you need content thumbs up smiley face they’re going to be like what a good gamer oh my god i’m just going to upload a two-second clip of you just like last game oh dude that’s a lot of times let

Me send me your bot after here you’re not gonna edit it don’t lie to yourself dude i’m only editing the parks where where you are you were serious about that stage eight three the final tower what the heck how how how this is not doable i’m gonna prove to you guys look

I’m not bad let’s just say i’m bro i can’t even cheat right nobody clipped that see look you just hit your head it’s literally not doable you know what i’m just gonna go up here because this is like i did it oh oh my god oh my god oh that took so long

How long how long did that take me one hour and 40 minutes with cheating why do they have to make their throne so ugly so anyways i hope you guys enjoyed this video dude that’s an hour that’s two hours of my life i’ll never get back again caleb’s calling me wait wait wait

Wait wait wait wait How’s this dude really gonna call me and then not pick up when i call him back anyways uh thanks for watching with that being said peace out dudes