Craftee – Minecraft but The WHEEL Decides my Life

My world has been taken over by a randomizer wheel not only does this wheel force me to complete challenges but it also changes the world in random ways some good mostly bad I’ll need to complete three of these wheel challenges in a row to stop the wheel forever oh

And the wheel has begun what is it gonna land on I’m scared dude new quests a happy customer trade with each villager to prove how much you love them oh gosh he had the village to receive a little angry don’t worry angry Jeremy I’ll make

You happy I saddle what bro a saddle for two emeralds oh gosh come on buddy give me something easy oh a custom item I can buy I need nine emeralds though for that okay oh no the wheel is spinning already again dude okay okay what’s it at this

Time new augment poison ivy what what’s happening standing on vegetative blocks now gives poison oh no dude that means like grass and everything Cobblestone I stand on you okay okay I’m safe here how am I supposed to do this man I guess I can stand on dirt all right I can stand

On dirt wheel you’re making this harder than it has to be yeah Gage has got to do a little bit of dirt parkour here this is gonna be impossible dude what I’m already out of dirt oh well there goes the wheel again give me something decent please disc jockey spawns a chest

With uh jukebox and music well thanks I guess nice to know I only have to deal with one punishment at a time oh rotten flesh some sticks no problem little bit of this little bit of that trade those oh wait you tried a music disc Ah that’s

Nice and convenient thanks buddy I need a diamond oh please be good be good mob spawning signs will randomly around you no oh no oh my goodness well there’s the sign and mobs keep spawning oh no this is very bad look at that mob no no die

Sign die okay sign’s gone I’m just going to fight a diamond dude there’s my diamond let’s get the heck out of here oh God oh gosh oh no the signs keep spawning yep yep that’s fine there’s more signs that’s certainly a bad sign trade you my good man just the saddle

Left to get well there we go again please give me something good shiniest rain yes finally a good one I’ve got Chester and it’s literally raining iron give me give me give me you either no they disappeared as soon as they hit the ground catch them catch them yeah the

Iron hurts a lot when it hits my forehead but hey I’ve got infinite iron now we take those good to see you villager Chester oh my goodness and you trade a bunch of stuff as well that’s gonna be nice and handy look at him stoic standing on the roof what are you

Doing up there buddy we do need ourselves a saddle and there’s some suspicious Mossy Cobble over here is this what I think it is yeah it is I was wondering why I needed to get a saddle hey buddies if you could just die real quick that’d be awesome oh if you cannot

Light me on fire that’d be even awesomer nice saddle acquired here’s your saddle good man and there’s nine emeralds dude the last villain pleasure to trade yeah challenge complete we got ourselves an echo anchor let’s see what this does well before that happens looks like we

Got a wheel challenge uh life and death it says have a totem of undying save your life and then instantly die well that’s quite a challenge oh that’s nice the respawn anchor points me in the direction of my new challenges oh hi but also when I place it down I’ll respawn

In that spot shall we try it Geronimo yep seems to be working come on big nose Chester it’s time for another challenge we have arrived hello Manchester before I go in there Mr villager Chester I think I’m gonna buy some of this stuff iron chest plate for a diamond chess

Plate iron sword for a diamond sword it’s a little bit of a scam but I appreciate the donation buddy I don’t know maybe spawns diamonds or something you know I’m looking for what am I looking for oh my buddy you’re quite slow oh goodness a lot of knockback

Though doesn’t do a ton of damage oh yeah I’m looking for a totem of undying I gotta use it to then die again oh no ask the wheel it wasn’t my idea take that slow villagers anybody got a totem oh there goes the wheel again come on

Give me something good dude please light as a feather oh man nice oh my goodness taking damage launches you high in the air well that’s just gonna be so convenient I can jump over my enemies like I’m a graceful ballerina I’m a ballerina gazelle well look at me jump

I’m So Graceful oh nothing better than a good old explosion huh and in our new map mobs have become TNT defeat them to get powerful new TNTs to mess around with leap into loads of locations as you gather items to defeat the apocalyptic Abomination TNT get TNT as mobs

Available now on the Minecraft Marketplace oh goodness pardon me excuse me sir just Kidd well no interior decorating up here huh buddy let’s place down our Echo anchor in case we inevitably you know pass away and it’s time for battle hello good man can I borrow a totem of undying

Please look at me I’ve got the horde of a lion ow and the feet of a bunny take that damage no Alchemy dude why you had a pretty old me yeah yeah your alligators stand no chance oh my goodness I might die that’s fine I have my respawn anchor very close come back

Man he’s running away from me yeah totem of undying acquired ow okay well I died once can you go ahead and kill me again please guys come on help me out here I need to win this challenge uh well that’s not good I can’t die a fall

Damage oh no oh no how am I supposed to die again oh we got the wheel give me something deadly please new augment the snail a slow but deadly snail is now chasing me down oh are you the snail ah you’re so cute dude wait all that it

Touches will die oh no okay does that work did I win the challenge might need to get myself another totem there we go all right I got my totem come here Mr snail no no don’t kill me yet you’re so cute dude I like that he’s slow but if

He just touches me once I just pass away come here snail come here he’s so slow dude here he comes he’s slow but he’s deadly take me out perfect and then one more time one more time did I beat it yeah there we go challenge complete I

Died by a snail now I just have to avoid this guy I’m not ready to die again let’s uh let’s leave this place shall we there goes the wheel looks like a challenge probably yeah incomplete artifacts uh says a bunch of words I don’t understand but let’s go towards it

And see what happens shall we oh this place looks pretty I assume this is where my challenge is okay what do I gotta do here I got a chest a chest is locked you lied to me there’s pots over here maybe this means something oh gosh villager Chester I hope you’re good at

Puzzles buddy there’s a chest over here that’s also locked fantastic it’s sneaky little chest over here hey I can open it I got a legendary Pottery shirt whatever that means I got some potatoes and a lead well there are horses here uh with some empty Stables maybe you gotta leave

These bad boys back in their stable come on bunco or Bronco or Franklin whatever your name is little muncho there we go hey that made it sound okay I think that’s what we gotta do here sorry Chester stay right there buddy I’m coming back I know Minecraft is such a

Beautiful land but I gotta put you back in the stable buddy there we go come here ugly horse there we go four horses nobody say a thing okay just act natural and if somebody comes by just nay okay let’s see here still can’t open this chest there is a fire bully

Here a fighter pipped it’s like armpits but less stinky maybe these pots mean something creeper fire umbrella I don’t know uh maybe I like this fighter pit let’s try that grab some of this oh goodness another wheel Challenge mining expertise it’s a positive one finally I can wear this helmet to see or

Is underground it looks like and I’ve got a netherite pickaxe dog I like this augment dude that looks like coal underground this is cool man much better than a deadly snail alright let’s light this guy and that’s uh Lighting on fire and that’s uh supposed to happen I think

Is the chest unlocked now oh no challenge fail dude my stuff no it deleted everything man ah I’ve gotta win three challenges in a row everything is gone Chester even my new helmet is gone it’s fine we can rebuild it looks like we got a new challenge come on a

Treasure hunter named crafty that’s me at least I still have you Echo anchor let’s head on to this next challenge and in the meantime I’ll pick up some supplies and stuff looks like we got a jungle temple boys doesn’t look like any ordinary Temple oh my goodness man and

The wheel goes perfect timing oh I got a super bow oh heck yeah man all right well uh this looks quite interesting I guess I ride in the minecart and hopefully not die hello boys oh it’s like an arcade shooter man my aim isn’t very good yes take that oh this is very

Satisfying get to the end keep going come on Chester sorry this card isn’t big enough for the two of us uh we’ve reached a dead end we gotta find a way to open up this door here so for this challenge I get a mine three diamond ore

It says so maybe if I mine three diamond ore it’ll open up that door oh this is nice and pretty up here hello little green boys I like this boated much better than a deadly snail I’ll tell you that much okay let’s flick that lever and hopefully our door is open yeah very

Nice and a diamond door up there as well there’s one Diamond door I mean yeah you know what I mean a diamond in God further down the rabbit hole we go oh my goodness that’s a big spoil there oh no hello boys oh goodness Chester help buddy be gone

Fell mobs it’s just you and me now giant spider yeah take that super bows coming in handy and that opened up the door before I go there’s a diamond door right here I can mine two down one to go oh I see I might have to flick these levers

Go and then go yeah I nailed it dude oh my gosh this place is scary oh Chester you stopped the cart my man what happened oh I see you were saving me from the lava death thank you buddy that was very nice of you and we’ve got one

Last Diamond now we have three and the challenge is complete looks like we got a wheel dismantler looks like I need three of these to dismantle the randomizer wheel no problem we got this what’s our next challenge Mr wheel the nether War wow that sounds dangerous activate the bridge to spark a feud

Between these once amicable factions I don’t know what amicable means but let’s go anyways well I figure that never war is probably in the nether but actually trade our Chester here I can trade him diamonds to grab myself some obsidian that’ll make things nice and easy thanks buddy and I can trade some

Sticks for some fire resistance potions that’ll make things nice and easy come on buddy let’s start another War hello nether ouch nice to have some fire potions uh I see okay that must be the bridge they’re talking about we’ve got some blazes on this end and some

Enderman on that end I guess we gotta repair the bridge and start a war there is a lever on that island let’s bridge over there hey yeah okay uh what happened looks like the bridge extended a little bit there are more Islands oh I see each island has its own lever there

We go and one last lever to flick yeah challenge complete dude crushing it and there they go off to war get em boys Enderman versus the blazes who will win who will lead Victorious oh looks like I’ll leave Victorious look at all these blaze rods and ender pearls heck yeah

Two down one challenge to go come on Wheel give me an easy one Dragon Rider crafty take a saddle and tame the Ender Dragon okay yes saddle acquired there’s my eyeballs time for some tennis serve yes stronghold located hey spooky guys destroyed it’s hot stop out of the

Portal is lit let’s do this I’ve got my saddle come down here Bunko oh there’s a chest what kind of goodies you got oh a saddle of the end I didn’t even need to get a saddle okay we got that some water buckets that’ll be nice I assume I gotta

Use the ladders to take out the crystals although do I need to take out the crystals I just gotta ride the dragon right I’ll wait for him to perch or sorry I’ll wait for her to perch and I shall tame you dragon and just in case I

Die we’re gonna place this right here come on Purge Dragon oh gosh the wheel this is not a good time give me something decent please touch to TNT blocks underneath you randomly explode helpful man okay just gotta keep running around ah you two stop it I’ve got water

Come on Dragon again this wheel is not being nice to me a lava moat that’s fine everything’s fine come on come on man the wheel knows I’m almost gonna destroy it rubber armor okay that one doesn’t look too bad oh rubber armor for the win actually take that buddy

He doesn’t seem to want to purge let’s see how close I can get to him I made it die board challenge complete oh yes dude we’ve done it and the wheel gets destroyed oh gosh oh no looks like I still have the snail to deal with