Cursed Minecraft Was A Mistake

Now alrighty folks welcome back to some more cursed mine this time we’re actually just gonna go straight off one of the Twitter accounts cursed minecraft media cuz it seems like there’s been a trend since last time four more cursed video and rather than going through the hassle screen capping or downloading the

Video it’s just easier to go off the source so here we are but before we get into it just a reminder represent calm slash CaptainSparklez for some creeper oh man merchandise for a limited time only again the hats I’ll have the sample soon and I’ll wear that as soon as it’s ready

But for now we have mugs and shirts on my body and more on the sites so check it out well start off I’ll start off with this one right here which in this obviously is just a bed for baby villagers so that they can be economical

And in the same space as a single bed for an adult villager you can fit two baby villagers okay all they’re trying to do is save a little bit of space in the small houses that they have at their disposal okay can you blame them because otherwise they’re gonna have to have

Multiple beds for the baby village this is so much easier that way okay coming soon in the new villager update 2.0 in at 1.15 here’s some of that video content that we were talking about this is actually terrifying is it I’m pretty sure is that thing actually like

Reflecting the world around it it really is talent lacking I don’t think you’re lacking talent I think you’ve come up with something incredibly disturbing but also very talented here apparently we’re playing Minecraft here on the Nintendo switch I don’t feel bugs here and there to work out but uh seems like

Everything’s working great for the most part you were able to you know break blocks I didn’t see about placing it’s a it’s a feature not a bug because you can do things like in the harnessing helium Maps parkour in the air across water so it’s it’s cool you don’t even need

Barrier blocks for it you just it’s great so functioning absolutely as it should I guess that’s actually a real thing it’s not even like modded or edited or anything like that wait okay good it’s all we always want to have a tick-tock clip mixed in somewhere in the video right of course

So you think you can just explode on all my mushrooms without being punished Oh abandon ship abandon ship stop get out Oh My Jesus I wasn’t ready I don’t think any of us were ready for that Oh No all right anyway moving along to UM something slightly more tame you know

What this is fine you can just change the texture of something else to tea and tea and then play some next Richard it’s not even that big of a deal it’s not even that big of a deal take a drink of water after that I’ve

Almost got no more I don’t know if I have enough to deal with that anyway so um can I be honest with you I kind of want this resource back like ASAP can we actually make this the next April Fool’s Day prank for Minecraft because this is

One of the best things ever I almost want to just have a resource pack where that’s the only change I’d like that’s just what I play with it’s just gonna be the thing that I play with you just swap the villager noises for chests oh and

Make that bit of texture and this must exist somewhere like and if not can somebody with somebody be able to create this resource back real quick and then you send it over and then I’ll add it to my world and we’ll be set it’ll be awesome I will actually use this I’m not

Even kidding you if someone can hook it up I mean it stain but it still functions properly so the biggest crime here is that you have corners on this portal once you enter the nether you’re supposed to break the corners immediately so that you can use them to

Build another portal that has no corners at some point but yeah this is a travesty I feel like this you know it really doesn’t encapsulate just how fantastic having the villager noises is you have to experience the video this doesn’t do it justice here my Minecraft world just

Got this new nether portal here I forgot to remove the corners but actually no this is the inside of the nether portal so there might not even be no that doesn’t count as corners no I actually does count as corners because then you could have more surface

Area here if you just removed those because it’s still count as obsidian my garage just you know what I like more than nether portals the overworld things aren’t trying to do monetize you any overworld quite as much as less lava it’s more moderate temperature so I prefer to drive my minecart around in

The overworld Hills while learning about knowledge from my book and quills filled with knowledge and enchant the tables fun to drive around what why does this have 3.1 thousand retweets okay I’m assuming this guy must be like a gigantic Brazilian youtuber something and people expected him to know better

Just assuming this is someone who gets like 10 million views on every single video that they post but because I don’t speak Portuguese I’m not familiar with them it’s okay man we were all new at some point you know I also just oh it’s so weird seeing the

Axe made towards the right isn’t it it’s so weird it should always be the left I even forget that you can do it that way it just looks so wrong nah dude you got a cobblestone has to be on the other side just stop doing it that way like I

Don’t even care that you tried to use planks you wanted a more robust handle and I get it I’m gonna sleep think of how much more durability you would have if you could actually use planks you just have a you have a chunky axe alright sticks are so flimsy it’s the

Weak point and quite frankly I don’t know why I hasn’t been changed yet three point one thousand three tweets not this who is this man he’s famous this is um this is the entry to a treehouse I guess you know tree stairs again not entirely sure how this is made with like the

Continuous stair steps and then of course stair leaves up at the top which is um pretty interesting I suppose you could just actually extend the you could scale up the textures so that each of those is still a walk but it’s just got like double size texture on it so it

Looks like it’s not but I actually don’t know you see I think what happened here is this this was intentional they’re like alright no I don’t want to live here this is not okay anymore I’m gonna go now I’ve had just about enough of existing here and we’re gonna read /d monetize

And switch to another mod now cuz um that’s a no from me I downloaded mo creatures I wasn’t expecting this thank you virus link okay we have a new trend here of just like roasting youtubers and streamers apparently you know what anyone could do this cuz I

Don’t know if you were brand new to the game and you see a thing that has two slots in it you kind of give it a 50/50 shot right and he’s like oh I guess that’s not working maybe let’s try switching it around oh I guess that’s

Working and then you wouldn’t make that mistake again okay I mean actually though this person does have iron tools so maybe they just forgot okay they’re new to the game and they forgot how it all works I’ve done similarly stupid things in my past before so don’t worry

About it and one more these are getting so many retweets these must be like really well-known people except this person I guess is this is English so this um what this does here actually is when you put four dirt it ah it creates a 2×2 crafting table instead of a 3×3

Now little is known about why a person would make this when you have access to it by pressing E in your own inventory but there are times when occasionally you feel like clicking a block rather than going into your own inventory so you can get a 2×2 sometimes use don’t

Want to look at all like pesky stuff that that’s in your inventory it’s a mess you don’t want to stare at it so you want to just be able to click on a block and and the two by two block doesn’t show any of your inventory it

Only shows your hotbar so it’s an improvement or something like that I think that this is turned away from cursed minecraft and into just just roasting people who are new to the game you know what hey man it might be hey PewDiePie’s a minecraft channel now I

Might as well become one too minecraft is all the rage again it’s 2012 again here we go jump it into minecraft let’s play alright let’s make ourselves a pickaxe they all I get it dude you think planks are more robust it makes sense I ain’t even mad about it

I’m sorry that you’re getting 881 retweets here on your mistake no one deserves this I’ve done dumb things – I’m with you solidarity dude I’m with you here I said we’re done posting about people being idiots back to cursed images alrighty guys what even is this oh god did you

Change the rain to torch textures and you just placed a bunch of torches on the ground oh that’s awful everything about this is terrible r.i.p video compression good thing it’s only a still image because this just be static snow otherwise god I hate rain I hate rain

Turn it off get rid of it do it get rid of it hold on a minute ladies and gentlemen hold on a minute do I have a amazing way to plug new merchandise right now oh man so we back in the body got a pickaxe swinging from side to side

Sighs you sign the Seska grueling 102 find some time in Sioux night night night diamonds to night you hear a sound Oh someone tweeted me yesterday I think saying I’m so confused I still can’t figure out if captain sparkles are trihard ninja sang the songs I’m like bro it’s there in the video

Description and also do I sound like that I don’t sound like that let’s just clarify again trihard ninjas sang the songs I can’t sing you don’t want to hear me saying it’s bad it’s awful nobody will watch the videos if I was the one singing anyway dude I still need

I need to do the lyric video okay using the s Bobby or spa B images I need to do the lyric video of revenge I need to do it I keep I keep postponing it but I need to do the full thing use I have the

Page bookmarked the post that was on my subreddit the other week top of the week and I just need to take those images and put them into a lyric video and be so dope of these so dope really Twitter really really Twitter my cursed minecraft video is cursed and twitter

Has broken is this for real right now this is real this is happening right now Twitter broke in the middle of me tried to record a video twitter twitter what are you doing what are you doing oh my god it’s a good thing when I downloaded some of these

Images at the start because I was I was initial oh my god Twitter they were doing alive boys we’re doing it live hold on I’ve definitely got a few more to choose from here hold up wait a minute yeah here we go here we go we got we got this

All right we’re salvaging this cuz Twitter just went down I can’t go out thank goodness I was prepared for this hopefully there were no great quality videos that we’ve missed here anyway what we’ve got now is absolutely terrifying really it’s a high-powered beacon that emits effects that turn you

Into an actual high-res textured polygons human inside of Minecraft it’s very dangerous stay away from this if you see it you don’t want to witness the outcome as it warps your body into a high poly hi textured fancy-looking it’s bad just just avoid at all costs uh-oh

Dude you gave away they gave away their secret here this is probably using chisels and bits don’t you think because there’s glass you can see where the textures aren’t joining together so you can see that Oh in fact this is its own piece this is his own piece still

Vertical slabs where you at people have been referencing The Revenge sets and being like yo vertical slabs I mean he predicted the the stone stairs okay and so when are we getting the vertical slabs they’re bound to happen it seems like things that happen in revenge end

Up coming into the game so still waiting on those vertical slabs and then this is chisels and bits right it’s a little glass log or something and then we got another and then this is just a regular glass block a magician never reveals his secrets you needed to go into f1 on this

Bro f1 it’s not real stairs I don’t like how this looks oh god oh god the grass texture just shifted onto its side everywhere it’s terrible oh god that’s so – it just the world is dying no bro get that away from me dude bro this is

Such a trend these days on YouTube the new pro hacker thing every time I see it – it has millions of views and I’m like why don’t I do it why don’t I do a new pro hacker video okay I can be the noob and then I can get other smarter people

To be the pro in hacker and then I’ll just get millions views because apparently I can just do these thumbnails and everyone’s like new Pro hacker I gotta click on that and see the difference between new pro hacker dude cuz obviously everybody knows that you can place down bedrock in survival and

Make – like this is this is a questionable configuration right here I’m not sure why I’ve made your roof out of TNT that just seems hazardous for everybody not really easy to reset I guess that’s why you’re a noob because you didn’t think that one through and

Then V for Vendetta over here is hacker being able to place bedrock down and also have spikes in vanilla minecraft I guess we got some mods involved here’s what we’re gonna go with bro I need to take advantage of the new pro hacker thing though they like those videos do

So well cue me never taking advantage of it because they just won’t I need to record my roblox videos I’m so sorry even if flamingo Albert he like he’ll send me messages and be like yo check this game out it’ll be quality recording and then

I haven’t done it and I’m like dang it Albert you’re like a frickin pro and I need to be listening to you and then I just like didn’t execute and I feel so bad sorry Albert if you’re watching this and you’re like bro where those do where

Those roblox videos I’m the worst I’m the worst sometimes seven channels is too much so but you know also minecraft is having its renaissance so you got to take advantage of the minecraft Renaissance to balance it with the roblox and the roblox Renaissance now roblox is just always growing

So anyway though we got it we ought to have more crossovers between Minecraft and roblox and all that anyway we still broken here on Twitter but I think that’s everything still broken on Twitter unbelievable no but I think we got to everything thank goodness I downloaded some of those

Images offline what a ridiculous goodbye r.i.p twitter it’s gone twitter is down for everybody geez thanks for watching this episode of curse Twitter and cursed minecraft I hope you’ve enjoyed make sure we’re just doesn’t like curse minecraft it’s like I had enough I’m quitting goodbye so make sure to like if you liked

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