DannoDraws Bullies Me in Cryospace

Dan here he is opt he is opt on this and I am not and I’m going to be trying my best to uh well I’m probably not going to beat the game but I’m going to be trying my best to uh to play and beat the game while Dano here is doing his

Doing everything in his power to uh make sure I don’t or have the worst time possible hello hey hey you there what’s up I’m so ready to torch you dude all right I’m ready let’s go whenever you’re ready hold on wait slash give command block fantastic there we

Go all right speed up speed up boy come on go faster this is going to be so fun I have a big list of torture commands in my Arsenal why do you have a list what do you mean why do I have a list cuz I have a horrible memory I’ve

Got a memory of a goldfish anyway why why you have a list of torture commands it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay it’ll be it’ll be fun it’ll be fun I had an energy drink since since about like 15 minutes ago I was I was actually on the verge of crying before we started

Streaming but I didn’t an energy drink so I’m okay now so I’m hiding the pain all right I heard you chug it yes you better have wait wait oh no Matt do you have command blocks turned on uh hold on uh maybe there’s a solid maybe no NOP

They’re not they’re not enabled they’re not enabled on the C we have to restart I don’t know what you’re talking about they definitely are they definitely are I don’t know what you’re talking about I don’t know to restart oh that’s rough I know what you’re talking about this out

I don’t know what you’re talking about they’re they’re they’re on they’re on what are you talking about what are you talking about I’m making I’m making tool I’m making tools like that’s going to matter let me just take okay cool it it does work okay it’s okay we’re not going

To be that cheap but I just wanted to make sure it works oh yes you will I don’t even know I don’t even know where I was okay I’m going to ignore that what happened [ __ ] no making sure that they’re okay cool cool cool all right oh please why spiders of all the

Things oh my I hate you you know what I believe in myself oh no no no no are you indoors or Outdoors uh Outdoors now okay interesting okay might want to get you might want to get indoors pal cuz that’s going to be coming again real soon stop where are you what’s what’s

Wrong I don’t know where are you I’m going to find you who are you nuh what I can’t even Dodge that that’s that’s not I can’t even Dodge that it’s okay I’ll put it on a clock so that way it gives you a little more of a chance that’s so much better

Make wool out of string craft yeah I yeah yeah yeah I’ll do that while I’m getting smited yeah that would have been smart oh my God I Liv I lived I lived never mind you know what turn on keep in here I’m going to turn on keep inventory so

That way it gives you a chance yeah a chance game rule cuz that way if I teleport you somewhere then it gives you a chance to fight back you know what I mean yeah with all the things that I have what’s the timer for the uh for the

Lightning uh there is no timer yet I didn’t do that yet okay oh my okay I tried my best you missed what ah please tell me you’re not reading chat uh I’m not reading chat chat should I oh they’re giving me oh this is great no I shouldn’t have said

Anything oh this is great oh they’re giving me they’re giving me oh this is so perfect they’re giving me things you could have clutched that doch is right you could have totally oh hey hey buddy what are you doing here what are you doing here huh what are you doing yeah

That’s what I thought jeez scared me all right yeah I dare you to spawn creepers okay that’s that’s not a creeper okay you better start running pal that running is not helping me in that scenario hey Matt do you like golf what do you like

Golf uh I have a I have a cold you’re the balm I forgot where my I forgot where my base was hold on okay that sounds like a chance oh he killed himself there we go Matt do you like golf um not okay do you like golf Matt I I love it I

Love do you like golf I love golf I love golf you do like golf that’s good yeah yeah good I do what if you were the ball Matt no no no no no no I I don’t like that I don’t like this game I don’t like this game I

Don’t like this I don’t like this game I don’t like this game I don’t like this game running running start running start running if I what if I say I don’t like golf now oh you don’t like golf well here maybe you just haven’t played it enough

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no come on you can make it come on I believe in you come on come on come on where you go there you go you could have clutched that all right what do you you

Know what would be funny is if it rained something else what oh my why spiders why are spiders stop sorry okay I don’t have to I don’t have to make it rain spiders no this is fun this is fun I do not have Arachnophobia I’m gonna after this stream though

Okay what am I supposed to do here what am I supposed to do what survive Matt oh thanks yeah it’s not that bad though right it’s just a little hunger oh my God what happened what do you think happen what do you think what do you

What do you think come on be better be better come on you can make it I believe in you come on survive Matt you can do it I’m trying I’m trying I’m trying my best no what the dude is this what oh my okay what am I supposed to do when

You spawn dragons on me then smite me midair hey lapis yeah yeah yeah yeah spawn Enderman on me Spawn Enderman on me do that do that do that that’s not Enderman that’s not Enderman that’s not Enderman no no no please please please please please please please please oh

That’s why this wasn’t making you freak out interesting huh huh what what huh I just I just I knew that there was something wrong and it wasn’t there we go okay that’s what I needed what okay yeah spawn ofr do that okay for what what 277 minutes my god oh okay

Okay you drowned I dropped you from the sky how did you drown can you give me night vision oh yeah sure I got you you’re going to give me blindness yeah I knew it okay okay I get it you struck by lightning what happened what do you mean what

Happened the fireworks don’t do anything they just annoy me all right that makes it funny what how what you got the achievement great view from up here that’s funny I don’t even know how high am I I’m blind I don’t every time there’s not something happening I

Get a little scared I’m going to be honest with you yeah it’s cuz I’m working my command blocks God damn it potty mouth stop you know I’d love to do the particle command but I feel like it’ just be too much to set up hey you got Hardware that’s great

Thank you I’m so proud of you thank you thank you thank you why’ you keep moving forward I was already moving forward there you go hey Matt do you like golf I no please Matt do you like golf you like golf Matt do you like golf I love it do

You like golf you love golf oh that’s good I like golf too oh it didn’t work hold on that was a bogey there we go come on come on Matt Matt let’s play golf let’s play golf I want to play golf I don’t want to play golf I don’t want

To play golf I don’t want to play golf playf I want to play golf I don’t want to play golf I don’t want to play golf I don’t want to play golf okay sounds good m m come step on a pressure plate let’s see what happens okay okay just stop blinding

Me I’ll give you a choice from every pressure plate wow I actually failed that okay oh you fell all right so I get to pick any of them yeah I do parkour across them in the middle of while you’re playing and it’s really fun that’s what I’ve been doing I’ve

Just been random I’ve just randomly been doing parkour look watch Watch What Happens the worst one I picked the worst one see it’s fun to just parkour from each one and then it just oh hey oh my God I just killed them all with one swing did you see that yep

That was all me totally is this just a meme now just you could have clutched that hey how’s it going all right like golf all right all right all right all right had a couple couple good ones up in oh I accidentally stepped on that one oh

You give me that give me that give me that oh wait that one’s useless what what’s useless there we go jeez I was trying to be nice there you go yeah yeah the eye Avengers are very useless well you know I was trying to give you ender

Pearls so that way it would’ be funny when when you fly up in the air then you can ender pearl clutch instead I didn’t I mean I didn’t I didn’t get like uh right now well you didn’t get any but I just gifted you like 20 my inventory is

Full oh well here let me fix that for you there you go all right there you go now you can accept my gifts oh wait that’s not the gift there we go there’s the gift I hate this can you okay can you give me some stuff

Back yeah like what what do you want um uh iron so iron tools not gravel since you cleared inventory so it’s only fair that you give me so you give me my stuff back yeah that’s fair all right slash give PR space iron there there you go you know what it’s better than

Nothing here choose that end or choose a plate okay any plate any plate you want uh oh crap CIA should really try this for their next torture methods yeah just make the make the victim play Minecraft while I go in and torture them yes specifically specifically you CIA doesn’t hate people

That much okay DOA I’m going to give you one shot what do you mean h all right my my hands were off my my hands were off my keyboard oh my God that was your second chance that was your third chance I was I hate this for a second I thought it didn’t

All right I guess even in the end I can’t make it there oh my God what happened I think the dragon died no I’m kidding we we should find a good end goal for you though cuz this seems unfair I think it’ll go forever if you actually try to kill the Ender

Dragon what do you think we should what do you think the end goal should should be uh I don’t know what do you think your goal should be I don’t know all right well I’ll give you some time to figure out the dragon’s dead the dragon’s dead you killed the

Dragon you I’m not I’m being serious you killed the dragon well that doesn’t count that doesn’t count stop oh crap where are you are you in the end no okay that’s good that’s what I thought very fair fair I won I did it defit what did it say I did

Everything nothing I just I got what do you mean you did everything I got something special I get it there we we go did you just I’ve got a I have a present for you I have a present I have a present for you I have

A present for you take away my blindness take away my if you take away BL so okay what’s the present a every time you go silent oh my God every time you go silent I get I get just a little scared cuz I know you’re do I know you’re planning something oh

My what am I supposed to do what dude it looks like 2b2 T that’s what it looks like oh God 2b2 T isn’t this bad what should my what am I even going to have a goal or is it just torture the entire time now it’s just

Torture it used to be beat the game but now I think it’s just torture you know what try to get to the nether that’s your new goal if you can get to the nether you can win all right that’s that’s a good that’s a good goal oh he should switch between extreme slowness

To speed over and over again I got you data idea no is doing the thing yes yes it is great that’s great why why oh my teleport me back there okay now don’t teleport me again okay you jerk oh I stepped on that on accident

Sorry I can’t even I can’t even clutch I can’t even that’s how bad it is that that teleport me again that’s not teleporting me sorry that was the wrong one there’s a desert temple there I want to see what’s in it not not [Applause] there then ah

Stop Dan what’s the obsession with golf Rel living the trauma of betrayals over and over pretty much uh what is this type Minecraft snowball snowballs oh oh interesting hold on no way is that a thing is what a thing no way is that a thing hold on if dude somebody in the

Chat might be a command block genius this is going to be the funnest thing in the world if this is real what hold on God oh jees this is so difficult this is so difficult look at this this is so fun watch this so there’s golf right yeah but then

Watch this watch this this is a snowball you see this snowball watch what I can do with a snowball that’s so cool right oh my God uh-huh desert temple sure oh there goes my whole plan no we’re not yeah we’re not having that sorry pal God

Who told him did you who told him about this who told him dude whoever made the fireball or the the snowball thing that is the coolest ever dude you’re so cool dude I love you play golf I hate golf okay I’m going to cry I’m going to

Cry no you won’t I’m going to cry I’m going to cry I’m going to cry n oh God help God God help me oh oh my God oh my God it actually I’m actually like tripping out now that you’ve moved all the effects I’m like and I can move

Normally I’m like this is weird it’s not working for your brain it’s not oh that’s great man look up just stand still and look up oh my god it worked oh my god it worked it worked it works it works it works it works it works fantastic oh my

Gosh no way what what’ you say hold on o no no no no I see it too no don’t no please no I hope I hope the that no that doesn’t work that doesn’t work that’s not that’s not a thing that’s not a thing please tell me that’s not a

Thing no it is yeah that’s yeah look at how cool this is look at this it’s it’s it’s really cool hold on I see it I see it oh okay oh okay okay snowball snowball snowball snowball snowball snowball I got it yeah I got it’s a snowball where’d you go

Nowhere look snowball snowball snowball snowball snowball snowball snowball snowball snowball look you can see through the water with this this is wor this is worse than the than the TNT oh it’s so loud oh uh you know what let’s do both oh yeah both it’s such a good idea yeah both is

Good both is good what oh this is just so fun dude no please this is so fun please like golf no gol my god dude that is so fun oh that’s so fun and silly what it’s so fun and silly Matt it’s so fun and silly you’re

Deranged okay did you go in the end portal again again no yeah you did cuz it’s not letting me set block okay to the people saying get a shield in chat that’s not going to help um I’d appreciate if you didn’t I’d appreciate if you [Laughter] didn’t do you take pleasure in this

A little bit Yeah I had a rough day man that wouldn’t that wouldn’t have happened if you had a shield yes it would have he still would have thrown lightning at me if I had a shield what am I going to do block the lightning what are you are you throwing

Snowballs of the warden yeah what kind of demon spawn is that my God where am I why am I 500 blocks in the air oh my God yeah I’m so good at this game okay all right okay guess all right all right all right this is nice this is

Nice this is nice this is nice this is this is fantastic this is good this is very good I’m very glad I’m doing this stream why are you floating why do you think can you not even look no oh that’s hilarious what that’s so weird you kidding me you were an inch

Away from that I wonder if I can wonder if you can what well this is just going to be stupid it’ll be funny but it’ll be stupid oh thank God did you make it are you kidding me did you make it a okay oh no okay well all right what’s

My FPS right now my game crashed you guess what I did what did you do guess what I did what I I did the snowball thing with snowballs you idiot and I didn’t think about the fact that every you idiot I think your realm is gone oh you think I

Didn’t think about the fact that that the Snowballs would cause more snowballs and more snowballs to I caused like an endless loop of snowballs s summoning at snowballs you literally nothing do you know what you actually just put you actually just put an infinite not I’m being Ser Dano just

Put an infinite literal infinite amount of entities into a world so all right let’s I’m going to tell you how Dan Dan just created Infinity on a Minecraft server cuz he th cuz he throws one snowball that snowball makes a snowball those two snowballs make snowballs and it keeps on exponentially

Growing I can’t believe I can’t I can’t believe I just did that I didn’t think about it I thought that it would summon one I didn’t think about it so you you clicked it once and it just ended yes I threw one snowball I got it I got in way no way no

Way there’s no way I did I did oh my God all right I’ve learned nothing let’s throw another snowball oh no wait wait don’t do it yet don’t do it yet don’t do it yet let me I want to watch I watch I want to do it in front of you fine okay

Watch oh that’s worse it that wasn’t is cool dang it well now it’s going to crash server’s gone again it was funnier yeah it was funnier when I threw it straight up or straight down there it goes we can try again though we can try

Again well I think our uh I think our torture session has ended tragic that is tragic yeah I guess I guess after the three infinite snowballs that that we can uh we did it three times we didn’t learn we didn’t learn anything no no we learned nothing we learned

Nothing no yeah that character development in the Stream we’ve learned nothing and then we’ve yeah there was no character bam said skill issue that’s hilarious daa yeah daa said that’s funny the first thing he that was the only thing he said all right okay I’ll I’ll head out

So you can say goodbye to chat and everything thank you for having me on we we need to do this again sometime everybody don’t forget to sub to cryospace all right I’ll head out Matt goodbye bye