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Hello hello hello hello hello hello right rule number one no one talks about the glasses no one talks about the glasses they’re good for me they block the blue light and I need that right now cuz I’m not having no blue lights man I’m only about the the the good lights

Yeah so no one [ __ ] it [ __ ] it everyone’s chatting [ __ ] already you not just the terrible human beings there’re some they’re good for you man how we doing chat how are we doing Marco thank you so much for three month mate Alex likewise with a three months Infinity with a 17

Months big boss with a 20 months Patrick with a primer ly with a n mons how we doing chat big day of the uh of the Madison’s uh whoa whoa whoa who whoa who big day of the ADI Army Career but first Lads check what I’ve

Been doing I’ve done an EV I’ve started an evolution and I want to see if anybody can guess oh [ __ ] off [ __ ] off you lot are way too quick Lads I’m doing I am evolving somebody I am evolving somebody can anybody guess now I will be honest

And say I wanted to evolve Malon but then I REM I realized I can’t get the one everyone’s going on about because apparently I’m not a Founder so it’s not Malin I’ll be honest no one’s getting it literally nobody’s getting it uh which kind of makes me feel like it’s a bad

Evolution but maybe I found a Hidden Gem Lads the evolution stash stack stash Trust the process all right maybe I found a Hidden Gem here cuz my God why you laughing who oh you’re going to know who mate you’re going to know [ __ ] who by the end of

It let me tell you that much right now he looks like a an innocent senid I get it he looks like a very very standard senid you wait wait until I evolve this guy I mean to be fair it’s going to take me quite long but look now who now who’s

In inocent hey now who’s innocent bro can play center forward it’s not relevant but look 6’4 basically Hull it gang look at the physical all right so just trust the process so I guess we’re going to may I probably won’t finish that today I’ll do

This today for sure I promise you I I’ll get his 83 R today but lad that is not the point that’s not the that’s not the main thing of today just do you know what the main thing of today is what do you mean Taylor Swift already there’s no there’s no time

Period for Taylor Swift I don’t give a [ __ ] if we’re four minutes in chat the main thing we’re doing today check this out I don’t know if I should lowkey take Coman but we’ve got level 15 all right we have level 15 and that’s like the

Main thing but I get we can start we can warm up Lads we can warm up with we got a few player picks these are just from objectives objectives chat what you reckon I should do I’ll take a 384 and then this is the big boy this is

Son oh I love that and that’s what we if we’re going to take the pack we can probably do some sort of SBC with that being said Lads we have got 15 packs don’t know if I should save them for Team of the Year uh can’t really be

Bothered to save them for Team of the Year we got good packs one of them is a 100,000 coin pack 8 85 doubles in that yeah I could save them for Team of the Year or I could open them right now do you know what I mean I could open them

Right now maybe pack uh fire sh Menon Blake thanks on bit mate hey hello F fad thank you so much your f bits M that’s unbelievable mate ever chat don’t make me go sub only today yeah that’s my that’s my one and only warning don’t

Make me go sub only thank you very much love you yeah I would rather pack fire son than Team of the Year mbappe because I support my local boys Teddy chuma the multi goat God ducky thanks on a bits mate back together don’t save it I ain’t

Save I am not saving them M does it look like like I’m saving these packs mbappe talk to my friends talk to me but we never ever ever getting good morning from Las Vegas V Las Vos baby so that was a bit cringe apologies for that sorry didn’t ask

Matt you going talk to my friends talk to your friends uh I heard about man yeah interesting stuff isn’t it CH I’m going to the game on Sunday by the way I’m in Wales on Saturday and then Manchester on Sunday AKA The Grind Don’t Stop The Grind don’t

Stop how did I miss your sub every time Jeff K with the two years that’s my goat right there that’s my [ __ ] [ __ ] go oh yeah I’m not moving until the 20th but I’m going to the I’m going to Misfits on the 20th so I don’t think that’s going to happen I

Don’t really know to be honest with you yeah Timo verer is [ __ ] unbelievable Louis with the five gifteds a [ __ ] match it mate a [ __ ] match it who wants five gifted Subs who wants five gifted Subs oh Jeff K’s gifted five as well [ __ ] it I’ll do another five thank

You jeffk another five gifted let’s cook Dylan with the 19 mons thank you mate and just like that we’re on a 41 sub train give me Lionel Messi Matt hmel Matt hamul matching all gifted yeah our match all gifted from five and onwards cuz [ __ ] it [ __ ] it five gifted plus our our

Match um we are l oh [ __ ] big Ash has just gifted 10 Subs that’s fine that’s completely fine with me thank you so much mate I will match that oh for [ __ ] sake leis thanks for 10 gifted Subs all right I’ll do 20 I’ll give TW oh it’s not even 25%

Off anymore [ __ ] it I’ll give 20 bang I don’t give a [ __ ] 82 sub train been live for 9 minutes I don’t give a [ __ ] I don’t give a [ __ ] uh right we got a few 81 doubles Meo MOS Vos oh they’re both untradeable dupes chazza got one bro’s paying to win

Man doesn’t never goes to the people that need it e hland that’s not OD oh it’s a girl I think yeah I can confirm boys I am the mystery opponent on Misfit they wanted me to keep it a secret but I am the mystery opponent fighting on Misfits sorry Ms uh let’s

Open a rare electrum damn these promos just don’t oh you think I’m going to get a promo from the 8320 I should bloody hope so Martin chatty boy and Su flick with both brand new primers thank you mate can you get a sub I tell you what you

Can get Ken Kenzie a 10minute timeout for begging suck my nuts sorry Char boy thanks you so much as1 thanks the prit yeah I don’t think HS is fighting anymore I don’t actually know what the what the card is I just like Misfits I like I like cringe YouTube boxing Ramy

Thank you so much brother for the 11mon primer Diddy with a six- Monon primer thank you very much my friend now one of my boys is fighting on it uh Fox the G he’s fighting on it so I’ll be supporting him and I like DTG as

Well rogy oh yeah baby 89 rated rer oh yeah baby Vina thank you very much for the gifted sub ke [ __ ] hell Ken Ken with a six month sub thank you so much oh [ __ ] duplicate untradeable Lads duplicate untradeable out mate n this is God this is hold on what can I

Do Lads the thing is there’s no gambles there’s literally no gambles I might have to just do like one of these [ __ ] it should I do a player pick yeah let’s do a player pick I’ve actually got good fod by the way like look at the club like we are

Cooking we are the 84 Time 5 is an 82 rated Squad now so there’s no point there’s no point putting Ro uh 89 rated Roger in that what up ducky thanks on a bits man can I follow you on Tik Tok no rery like I’m waiting for an icon SBC man look at

This I’m waiting for an IC I’m waiting for a miracle who is it Lads test your ball knowledge who was the other duplicate whoever gets it right Gets A Gifted sub who was the um who was the who was the other duplicate Lucas Hernandez I’m G oh

You’re already a sub right the first person to say it that wasn’t a sub un un law you didn’t say his full name but I understood what you meant so have a free gifted sub on the house mate and by on the house I mean my [ __ ] bank account

That is not recovering right now hey M Stones Crome on Chrome where have I already put them in or what I can’t he find them man I can you find them man look how many 84s I’m going to get so many duplicates eh I’m going to get so many duplicates

Have I already put them in must have done where is he I’ve not put him in aha ah oh B Munich by the way any B Munich fans literally take my trousers off take my pants off and suck my balls cuz Bayern Munich are the smallest Club

In I was going to say German Bayern Munich are the smallest club in the world I’m not even joking genuinely uh Lon Messi o fire boom fire now imagine this Lads IM deep this o deep this Bayern Munich try to sign the center back we signed and now

They’re going they’re getting our sloppy seconds in Eric Dyer deit Bayern Munich are the biggest [ __ ] ever mate we get Bayern Munich this is Bayern Munich this is Bayern Munich bang bang they’re [ __ ] they they are [ __ ] awful the they’ve got no pool no [ __ ] no Vibes

No passion smallest Club in the [ __ ] world mate suck my balls um I kind of want to do the 8 45 cuz it’s only an 82 is it and I’ve got a few in forms but the question is do I want to keep them

I’ll do one I do one I do one I’ll do one I’ll do one I’ll do one I’ll do one I’ll do one bro why you bringing up 72 like that wasn’t seven years ago what a weird [ __ ] you’re bringing up something that was seven years ago like that’s any relevance to today’s

Climate [ __ ] hell I thought you’d do better than that Lads I can’t lie I thought you’d have better ammonition than That four years ago same thing is it four and seven same thing both illegal you know what I mean right let’s get a pack opening pack opening Joe thanks the prim it right these are the good packs now 83 double going to be quite mid as oh Roger no not again thank you

Who’s that iller and Mendy look got Dr thanks for free mon mate or 2 84s I don’t mind what up Lucy uh let’s do 84 Time 5 Harry me uh sacka me me double oh I knew you were double when I walked out hey you see that remix [ __ ]

[ __ ] oh that’s a dup maybe I’m going to kill myself for [ __ ] sake doesn’t [ __ ] end mate what up Jamie by the way how you doing mate why am I not on a holiday with 10 hey lad this is going to be crazy this is going to be crazy I got a

Job I got a job boys sorry uh 845 again no 8 I’ll do this again [ __ ] it I’ll do this again job that’s be fair I actually would have went but I’ve got a very busy weekend so sorry games game games game uh [ __ ] who is it hegab buug hegab

Buug now as much as you want to say this ain’t a job if I don’t do this not not this specifically but if I don’t if I just stop everything I don’t get paid you know what I mean did you get plenty of time for holidays I don’t

Like holidays man I don’t like holidays I like working I like playing FIFA in it um well that’s probably an overpay but do I give a [ __ ] no no uh Messi [ __ ] hell why is everyone I’ll do it again mate I’ll do it again Uber driving yet just got a text actually

Uber we’ve received your documents from you but before we can activate your account upload using this link I think I’ve got to send a video of my driving license I’m being dead serious about this Uber thing mate I don’t think you realize I’m being dead [ __ ] serious

With this Uber thing let me uh let me take this video that they need go Charlie where did I get the spider hoodie from um that was from a sidemen video I spent 500 quid on it and then JJ didn’t want it so he just kept it to

Me right what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do sorry chat I’m just trying to sign up to Uber right now just Lads I’m just trying to get my side hustle going sorry just trying to cook on my side hustle um I don’t actually know I don’t

Know what my password is for [ __ ] sake login oh this is long as [ __ ] I’ll do it later I just really want to drive for Uber I really want to drive for Uber I give me a check I made a mess imagine getting an Uber and it’s

Danny aens mate I feel like it’ll be quite fun uh we’re doing another player pick I’m a [ __ ] for these player picks you cannot just drive for Uber well you [ __ ] can you definitely can I’m actually a very good driver by the way like oh I got new Alloys by the way

Because all of you were [ __ ] bullying me I bought new Alloys nothing like crazy should I show what Alloys I bought is are are there any alloy die hards in the chat that would cream I’m going to show you for all you alloy die hards I’m

Showing you I don’t actually know how to put them on I think I’m going to have to go to a mechanic cuz I’ve got no idea how I’m supposed to put them on but it can’t be that hard is it I don’t imagine it’s that hard um I

Bought [ __ ] expensive by the way [ __ ] expensive this this is um my computer’s so slow by I need to get a new pc man I need to get a new pc ASAP to all my uh to all my a uh my alloy die hards I got these I mate when

I tell you I spent I spent ages but the caliber x x but the caliber XLR oh my God they just they o w it’s just because my Alloys are scratched as [ __ ] right now so I just needed new ones I don’t actually know they’re just the

Only ones I found in it I I want I want like a nice clean car you know I want a nice clean car give me Neymar right now oh who do I take I lo foden right foden when can you see the rrap gonna film it on Sunday so probably

Monday Alaba for the Evo Alaba is not extinct though is he like if I really wanted to I could buy aliban no let me hit that with a with a quick foot bin oh Al is extinct can I get him to 93 or do I need the founding

[ __ ] wait you can I can Evo foden wait this changes everything I can Evo foden as well [ __ ] hell I can Evo everyone apparently I can Evo him to an 89 I would prefer a 93 Ali chat who would I actually who should I if stupid taking Ali here though no it

Feels a bit stupid but if I can get a 93 aliber oh only the team of the weak card is a 93 so what I can get him to a 92 let me can I no but how am I going to use aliba chat chemistry is a thing man chemistry is a

Thing oh you can get gold Alaba Lads chemistry is a beautiful thing but imagine ala is a [ __ ] CDM mate imagine ala [ __ ] it I’m I’m not even thinking about it imagine Alaba CDM 93 yeah why not man why not that felt stupid taking him there but I don’t have

Any Madrid I’ve got La Liga a little bit H we’re work out in it right jumbo rare players pack Pella David de Gea to Stan oh oh done we got a bloody double walk out mate this is going to be messy [ __ ] oh my God that’s another

[ __ ] I’m going to kill myself how many dupes oh in form I got mate this 8 this 8320 is going to be duplicate City mate literally duplicate city right where am I putting kimich for flip sake I’m running out I need gambles I need to gamble let me

Gamble I don’t know where I’m supposed to mate should I just start doing like mbappe or saying yeah you wish Ryan mate I wore a goal for cold Palmer that was yesterday by the way [ __ ] nons any like player sbcs I should actually be doing any player sbcs like affordable ones

M ell’s a bit [ __ ] HTS I’ve heard some good stuff about but do I oh he would be a German what’s the team like would H havt I actually think could cook N I got Canelo in it I got Canelo go on frog what boy how run month

Yeah a lot of people say HTS is sweet but I’ve got Canelo so Muriel for a Super Sub maybe H now these are all [ __ ] mid these are all mid HTS can play left mid doesn’t mean he should mate do you know what I mean k

Of prime mate well how about we start an icon why don’t we start an icon that doesn’t expire for ages that’s actually achievable like Delp is achievable but is he he’s a bit [ __ ] though is he zuka Roy Keane left back but he can play center mid oh treas G Club Legend do

Malini 11 squads to be fair in how many days 27 with Team of the Year [ __ ] it should we start yeah let’s start Malini let’s start Malini rock it are the same man who was it Kish was it Kish was I believe it was joshu Kish the Z Center defensive

Midfielder H truth can swallow put me out my sorrow wake up in next day you’ve been using him he’s mid I reckon you’re just mid mate because if you think malini’s mid you’re probably quite [ __ ] respectfully respectfully well that’s one out of 11 squads done for the goat

I’m going to have Malini on an RTG that’s pretty [ __ ] epic and with this 8320 we can do another two squads of Maldini so we’re cooking I could lowkey probably do him now I can’t lie oh or do you’re doing Maldini too yeah you are you dirty dog vaner what

Go right last uh not last pack because we’re about to do the 8320 but this could be a very good pack 85 double no fire oh [ __ ] off 285s what a piss tap all right time for the moment we’ve all been waiting for Lads 83 time 20 guaranteed promo guaranteed

Promo oh do I take Coman do I take Coman let’s do a poll ads SL pole what take Coman I’m wasting my time all the time giving yeah I’m Dy in my limit we’re do a quick one minute poll because I feel like we know the answer but we’re but

Lads Coman is like Club I don’t think you realize this isn’t just a random icon this is Ronald Kuman we used to M we used to play this guy Striker four years ago all right [ __ ] it they’re all saying pack whatever 8320 it is you wrongin you don’t want to see me have

Fun do you you don’t want to see me have fun right I tell you what then we’ll do a prediction we’ll do a prediction nice and simple one will Dany get a promo from 83 times 20 I admit it h a mil thank you so much mate for

The four months f is his Mafia vid was good hope we see a part two he actually did say he’s want to do it again next week so we’ll probably do that man I’m busy now man I I felt I can’t lie boys I felt I felt a little bit worthless the past

Couple of weeks cuz nothing was happening cuz like Christmas and that but now we’re back we are in London tomorrow streaming all day Friday charity match Saturday football Tottenham hot spur United Sunday working with someone Monday filming with someone Monday filming with Manny Wednesday filming with someone I’ve not filmed with before Thursday

Filming a again with Fu Friday’s Team of the Year Saturday’s Misfits Sunday I’m getting my [ __ ] out we’re [ __ ] back baby we’re [ __ ] back uh open the pack already well if you open your [ __ ] eyes mate if you open your [ __ ] eyes you can see there

Is a prediction where you can bet your channel points and if I were to open it now you could predict after after it happens so Muppet [ __ ] Muppet Rin Sunday’s gonna go crazy dick out mate uh Sunday Sunday leagues uh getting uploaded tomorrow by the way Sunday league is getting uploaded tomorrow when’s team of the Friday 19th mate right predictions done we are talking 4 million Channel points on the line here Lads without further Ado we’re

Just looking for a promo card to fill some some fun but they won’t show up here by what the [ __ ] F what the [ __ ] wait wait you’re telling me I didn’t get a walk not even a promo I didn’t get a walk [ __ ] off man I didn’t get a walk

Out a singular 86 rated right and these are all untradeable could I do anything with these cuz Lads I’m all about saving the environment I am all about saving environment so is there like an 83 rated Squad I can do somewhere I’m not paying up by the way

[ __ ] off oh some [ __ ] mod paid up stop doing your job man stop doing your job there’s an 83 in Malini this is why I like you chat teaming the weeks not oh my chat oh my god let’s [ __ ] have a word then if you look are really on your knee saying

Team of the week is a promo card you you are down so bad team of the week is a promo card are you [ __ ] nah don’t Lads don’t do you’re better than this chat you’re better than this don’t [ __ ] do this don’t don’t don’t do this uh have I got

A my land player no F I just do this oh that’s really chat that’s I thought better of you there by the way I thought better than you on your knees for a promo card begging a team of the week I really thought you were better than that

Lads that’s sad that’s really sad man oh well oh well no I know you had enough of me stay what up osar how we doing man I know you yeah I know I can buy ADM right I might save that for tomorrow because I need a title I had

Enough side side man among us I’m actually making sure I’m free the next time we’re doing that and it’s not for a long time to be fair it is this month but like late late this month but I’m going to make sure I’m doing nothing that day apart from that because I miss

It mate why was there no stream yesterday um I had to catch up on a lot of [ __ ] like if you L saw the Samsung video that was a pain in the [ __ ] ass had to do had to catch up on a lot of [ __ ] and I’m

I’m I’mma Be Honest I’ll straight up say it I [ __ ] slept all day mate I’ll straight up say it I was in bed I was in bed at 6:00 p.m. mate sorry I was in bed at 600 p.m. mate it was one of them days man like I’m blessed in this P this

Position that I can when I’m not feeling it I can just sleep in it so I [ __ ] say it but that means cuz I didn’t stream yesterday I normally I normally don’t stream on Thursdays but I’ll stream I I’ll stream tomorrow so like it’s not like you’re not getting you

Know it’s not like I’m frauding I’m just going to I’ve just swapped my days off in it I just swapped my days off right I mean I guess that’s all the stuff we can do lad isn’t it that’s all the that’s all the the behind the scenes stuff so

Now we just got to work on evolving stash uh which is literally just winning games playing games blah blah blah so let’s play a let’s play two games of Rivals and hopefully win them in it let’s hopefully uh win two games of Division Seven Rivals do I want pro clubs back no I’m

Not playing pro clubs now if you get five million Channel points can I make you buy a ice hockey team shirt sure mate sure my friend you do what you want I lad I’ll evolve aliar after this I’m I’ve Got My Mind on stash on stash right now or Stat however you

Say it I’ve Got My Mind Set On Him mate go jomez mid team mid team yeah any Chelsea fans by the way [ __ ] losing to middlesbor is embarrassing mate losing to middlesbor is embarrassing who would ever do that chat you’re getting Mallet check tomorrow it’s haircut days L you know

This is it Thursdays is haircut days all right you’ll get a mullet check tomorrow it’s not fresh right now man I’m surprised I’m not wearing a a beanie be lucky you’re seeing it in the flesh mate be Lucky my Tesla’s fixed by the way my my wheels back my wheels back there was a new update as well new update dropped for my car and it seems quite good so I can’t wait to drive that later can’t wait to do some Uber later oh

Y oh yeah yeah Uber starts today man the grind starts today oh my Ops be running War a shot what up AO oh that’s dodgy oh he’s going to capitalize yeah never why am I doing Uber I don’t understand why you L hating on the grind mate why why can I not why

Am I not allowed to do Uber what makes me I have a car like what makes me un unregistered to do Uber side hustle man it’s a side hustle I’m allowed to do it oh yes Silas SAS to ADM like it’s FIFA 19 mate I can’t Drive well but I can I can

Drive very well am I going to Vlog it now I’m going to stream it mate I’m going to stream my Uber rides a ain’t nobody doing that I’m changing the [ __ ] game mate I’m going to be the first Uber driver streamer I’m changing the game Bo it’s not illegal hey it’s for my

Safety mate I’m streaming it for my safety man that’s that’s not illegal it’s a it’s a dash camam it’s a dash cam Danny Aaron’s Uber Channel coming soon oh check this out bang for my safety is it for my safety and the passenger safety oh yeah Zia oh yeah baby oh

Yeah I’m the shittiest driver look at your wheels I got new Alloys mate so they look good as new well they’ve not actually arrived yet and I don’t know how to install them but when they do Bo hi from Australia hello mate up the [ __ ] AUST stralia my

Friend at Shingle man thanks for four months mate how would I get kidnapped doing Uber surely it would be the other way around I would kidnap someone not that I want to the why how would the driver get kidnapped you’ve been watching too many movies Lads yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy

Yummy yummy yumy yummy hone yumy yumy yummy uh you want to leave mate you want to leave cuz you’re getting [ __ ] down right now I won’t lie to you you’re getting dick down oh anyone going to speak about how I’m early today by the way I streamed before

3 p.m. I didn’t see anyone in the chat going oh my God he’s early only when I’m late you talk about being late but when I’m early no one wants to know and that’s that’s that is what’s wrong with Society no one wants no one wants to

Speak to you until you until you [ __ ] up that’s what’s wrong with Society mate I tell you [ __ ] [ __ ] it I’m scoring from it nah nah jeton made another one I’m going baby on baby that [ __ ] a [ __ ] he think he a gang he probably to

Slang a 380 probably told you I’m lit come get you a SN I’m like cocaine in the0 pull up rocking all white like I’m got it him up like a cat if he try me got him watching my life is exciting she’s face out my daughter she laughing

And smiling still got [ __ ] on my plate from November a few open cases sorry about that I didn’t mean to I tricked my wires sorry about that uh chat I’mma do you a deal 10 gifted Subs if I don’t score the free kick 10 gifted Subs if I don’t score the free kick

Apologies Lads apologies maybe next time he maybe next time you know the freaking [ __ ] King the freaking king take my think one more game Lads one more game and we have achieved the next level of evolutionary the next level I actually might be the [ __ ] free kick

God one more win Lads actually I don’t think it’s a win no one more win and we have an 83 rated statch I can’t wait I can’t wait what have I done it told me I completed stuff don’t lie to me don’t lie to me don’t [ __ ] lie all right you’re

Lucky Bend It Like Beck bend it like Danny hell yeah man it Ben’s left mate oh eight3 times three yeah I saw the fellas speaking about me oh you know what actually made me feel [ __ ] good man I messaged uh I messaged Cal that’s [ __ ] that made me

Feel nice man they were like they were like oh no if I just repeat it it’s going to sound a bit [ __ ] is it I’ll I’ll find it I’ll find it cuz if I just if I just speak about it it’s going to sound like I’m just

Gassing myself up in it uh where is it she was I I actually really like them saying this check this out Lads is it cringe if I react to myself and I’m doing it this was I very much like what Cal said FY D Danny arens and I was like she was like

No seriously I was like oh speaking of somebody that is doing better in the dating space than you Danny AR have you seen the news yeah man the LA I’m so proud of him I think it was supposed to be like a soft launch but it just turned

Into a hard he he just started screaming hard launch baby did you see D releasing a song one of the lyrics was like making Maya Mills sweat over Tennessee or something like that and all the comments are just Danny aon’s win daran’s win and it’s just all

Danny Danny aens I would with di a d this part no wait I just can’t believe this actually how I thought it was aoke this part chat check this part out turn your volume up turn your volume up check what he’s going to say here she was like

I fancy Danny aens and I was like she was like no seriously I was like oh that’s such a random pair it kind of annoyed me that everybody on Twitter was there like how is he bad how’s he done this D D D D Danny arens is always unapologetically himself with 100%

Confidence say what you want I mean I’ll be honest with you like the trim when he first came on the fell hey I [ __ ] like that that’s I like that from Cal that is that is a common common Cal freezy common Cal freezy W that’s a good

That is a good man right there that made me feel really good about myself the fellas like that was nuts he got the trim sorted he’s dressing nicely now and you combine that with the fact that he doesn’t give a crap what anyone thinks about him you combine that you get big

Energy he is living big dick energy big dick energy cuz I’ve got a big dick no was very that was I like that I’ll be honest I really like that when Cal said that it made me feel very nice that made me feel very very nice to be honest with you

You has it cringe what cringe having a big dick sorry mate sorry mate he consider me [ __ ] Jack Dorthy mate because I’m cringe as [ __ ] baby no I don’t I actually Lads on a real I don’t I I genuinely I gen I’ll be honest with you I

Don’t I just discard them right one more win Lads one more win of division Rivals and I’m calling it a day on the RTG that was a good day that was a very good day what have I got in enago Martinez should I just put Alber in for the time

Being let me get let me get David he is from Austria I know someone else from Austria Hitler if you want to come and get it when am I getting a p um I don’t know man I’ll be honest I I don’t know I don’t know if the perm a

Lot of people are gassing up the mullet right now so like if I get a perm and it [ __ ] it my I’m my career is done is it my career is over so like I might if it ain’t broke don’t fix it is it oo you know saying a mullet’s better

By the way you know I’m saying like I’m I will perm my mullet so it’s still going to be a mullet but just curly do you know what I mean but yeah I mean hey the mullet’s going well for me right now man so I

Think I just got to I just got to chill a it I just got to chill but high risk High reward this [ __ ] could Elevate me even further you know what I mean higher risk High reward man that’s what you got to think about if I get permed how like and it’s

[ __ ] can I just get it UNP permed oh padowski you bloody German bastard get in there boo yeah I can just straighten it so worst case scenario I just waste a few bit of money and and some time and I don’t even have to take a picture of it

Do you know what I mean I ain’t even got to take a picture it can just never be known to the public that I got a perm I like that a bit I like that approach when you’re ready come and get it I’m not getting tips from laser beam

Mate I’d rather get tips on [ __ ] appearance from Stevie Wonder fella when you’re ready come and get it yeah Lear Brooklyn Nets posted me which is never a sentence I thought would ever come out my mouth Brooklyn Nets made a Tik tock on me I think they’re like a basketball team so [ __ ]

It I’m now a Brooklyn I got to get a Brooklyn Nets jersey right that’s going to have to be my first one is it a Brooklyn Nets jersey but that’s when the guns are out do you know what I mean that’s like in six months times when the the guns are

Out you know sort my Fringe out [ __ ] wrong with a fringe mate sort your attitude out how’s about that [ __ ] I’m too small to play basketball didn’t say I’m going to [ __ ] play it mate did I bloody hell you lot of judgmental hello don’t mind me mate just Lucas

P and I’m doing the United game for um I don’t know what how much I can say right now but I’m doing it for like people you’ll see you’ll see on Sunday a’t it you’ll see on Sunday I guess girl is an ominous but yeah toam is slapping him M

[ __ ] Yeah Tim O verer is going to be crazy on Sunday imagine Tim O verer scoring at the Old Trafford getting his shirt off oh my God oh my God H ad hoc thank you are you I deserve that I do deserve that am I doing the Malin Evo I can’t do

It on the RTG mate you need to get the founding thing and I’m not a Founder I’m a sheep that’s going in by the way man get locked in what like this you want me to lock in like this I’m in the fast car y fresh at the

Game still see it as a blessing the same I should get dreads uh that feels culturally inappropriate mate to be honest with you as I rock up tomorrow with dreads I think I’d get cancelled mate and rightly so save ZX mate I don’t know how you say his name drag

Drusen drusen you know when the first time someone said in the chat our thoughts on Dragon I thought they were doing like one of them funny name jokes you know like our thoughts on these balls or whatever but no he’s he’s got an inform on FIFA so he can’t be that

Bad is it look forward to it mate look forward to it if you want more good uh analysis I’m here all week mate I heard as a lie yeah to the [ __ ] boink Bo might be offside yeah God Jack thank the sub mate do I play FB I’ve not opened fbl since making

My team like whenever the season started yeah good pass by the way big boy biggest of boys [ __ ] drag draag droin droin absolutely ZX mate hey when he keeps a clean sheet against United mate I’ll tell you my thoughts yeah dren football fan why you not call me a

Football fan I’m a I’m a FIFA fan I don’t know where this common misconception gets I’m a football fan I play FIFA mate like is blast yeah you [ __ ] it you deserve that that’s composure as well is it that is composure go on and get a free win oh my God wait what

Thanks man thanks man hey that’s RTG done boys that’s a that is a that is a good day at the office mate I won’t lie that is a very very good day at the office that is the evolution part one or part two completed so you’re not laughing anymore mate

Because my stat has just grown Stack’s gotten bigger mate and now he looks slightly less mid uh but now we’ve got to do all of that which I will respectfully not today thanks everybody for watching please leave a like And subscribe on The Daily RTG that we do every single day see

You that was good that that was that was a [ __ ] humble episode that that was a very humble episode CH I want to to spend some time on the main I want to spend some quality time on the main account as I’m prepping for project Team of the

Year I am prepping for for project Team of the Year which basically means we need to open up all the packs we don’t want to save and then we need to get packs that we do want to save do you get it do you get it so it should be just

Some fun basically I’m just going to be opening packs and and building packs for for a little bit and I think that’s quite fun for both of us it’s hey it’s funny how you are saying Minecraft it’s very funny how you L I say Minecraft because who know who knows what’s after

This who knows uh there you go Lads that’s a pack for Team of the Year right there that’s a pack for Team of the Year and what I really need to do is I need to at some point maybe today I need to do where is it SE

Milestones uh where am I looking for this is it that no where’s the uh where’s the big like 150 thing here at some point maybe today I need to do this all right I might need to do this today which basically means we’re just going to waffle and this is

Going to be a glorified podcast as I do 148 of them um but as you see we’ve got 345 packs and they are good but I’ve got like like jumbo ultimates but realistically am I do I want to save like four rare gold players packs probably not so I’m thinking we open

These and with the players we get we put them into the uh upgrade thing I got a walk out there so I reckon we just do that basically and I might even load up FC points and do should I do that it gets me 1050k packs yeah I need 2,000 FC

Points hold on uh 20,000 let me get 20,000 FC points real quick in New York how are people asking for the RTG are you [ __ ] blind we just did that [ __ ] mate we just did that [ __ ] right I’m loading up FC points as we speak

No oh [ __ ] okay fair enough it’s cuz the overlay all right I’ll give you a I’ll give you a buyback claws fair enough that’s a lot that is the only time I will say sorry to you lot that is the only time I’m saying sorry all right

Let let me redeem some gift cards who knows Lads I might accidentally put one in the chat who knows I might accidentally just get A1 pound gift card oh oh oh just slipped in the chat whoops whoops sorry just slipped A1 pound gift card in the chat sorry oops whoopsies

Whoopsies that was silly of me sorry everybody in New York oh what’s this chat surely not another chat I would have made the same mistake twice right I would have made the same mistake whoops 200 gift cards being given away right let’s uh let’s open some packs

Lads so 10 100K pack packs 10 more packs for Team of the Year game is the game project Team of the Year no no no no sha the p on the Dance Floor feeling real nice you no who who got it by the way I don’t want to I don’t want people

Thinking I’m scamming so if you got that tweet me it with a screenshot so you don’t think I’m scamming you give me a oh fire fire Fire Fire H I don’t oh oh my God two we’ve got two we’ve got two give me fire Neymar who the [ __ ] is that oh that’s

Not hey two in one two in one and we get a pack for Team of the Year the game is the game concrete jungle wet dreams Tomatoes now you’re in New York that’s another walk out in it oh these are gorgeous these are literally just to get packs for team of the year but I’ll take any F that I stumble across on the way I don’t You Can Count Me ik Virgil Virgil [ __ ] [ __ ] another walk out sorry for swearing

I know there are children watching trust me I know um sorry about that thoughts on Sano going back to Dortmund I love this game I love this game I actually think Sancho is Sancho to Dortmund I’m very happy with as a lifelong Dortmund fan it’s Fu [ __ ] great to see

21 can you do double walk out Stop The Vibes pop pop po po po po bang not bad not bad not bad not bad not bad not bad Amigo you can count me out put your loving on oh yeah that’s new 21 Savage album out on Friday if it’s good I’ll

Get my dick Out hey some someone actually got it Lads look someone actually got it so you know I’m not chatting [ __ ] look so you know I’m not chatting [ __ ] cheers mate look date and time 10 for the first1 so you know I’m not chatting [ __ ] this is what he does mate this is what s

Won’t do another one s won’t do another one s won’t do another whoops another one whoops whoops I love this game I love this game four more baby give me an icon uh uh uh Natata Chicago red stars mate when I tell you guys that the

Chicago Red stars are winning the M the Major League Soccer Tournament sorry sorry now I can’t be ask to an Xbox it’s only because I buy PlayStation ones to use I don’t have I I do have an Xbox but I don’t use it only when they pay me Harry

MaGuire Oh I thought I feel like this girl this girl’s got a bright future man I can’t lie o p Paul you know if I ever saw you in public I’d Funk i’ Messi Messi Trent again Trent will not leave me alone matear will not leave me alone bro

Thinks he’s Pedro poro you know that’s crazy bro thinks he’s Pedro poro come and resue right last one of these that was a nice humble start to project hland odard a nice humble addition 10 more packs A Team of the Year oh look at that oh

That’s hot chat how else can I get packs what else can I do I want millions of packs of Team of the Year mate I want Millions so I thought we open these in it wait can I do the preview pack method because I can’t be asked opening these

Properly might even have to do it on the web app I can’t like I’m not doing moments you think me with 16 million coins I’m going to be doing moments right does it still work no oh does it not work anymore that’s cringe man that’s real cringe they’re tradeable to

Be fair oh I need do R1 to be fair they’re tradable so I could actually get coins to use in sbcs all right sweet we got and these are actually to be fair I should probably save these cuz I could I don’t know about you lot I see myself

Getting a team of the year on them but like maybe I should just I don’t know I M like you that he will be a team of the year he will be a team of the year do I SA these or what that would have been a team of year right

There and it would have been a tradeable oh I don’t know do I do you actually think I should save them I actually think I should save these right maybe the four ones should we just get rid of the four ones cuz like they’re [ __ ] dead the four the

Fours we get rid of the falls we don’t do Falls all right we don’t do Falls take me off the market take me off the map too young yeah need to think before I read [ __ ] out in the chat and then as these Golds we put

These Golds into the upgrade SBC and get more players and that is how you get unlimited packs A Team of the Year you’re welcome I’ve just given you the the secret Source you’re welcome you’re welcome I actually think I’m running out oh I can no longer do them now all right

Let’s do the we’ve got 148 sbcs do Lads so welcome to the podcast now welcome to the podcast ladies and gentlemen where for the next however long we’re just going to be doing that clicking submit and speaking together oh my God Lois M just gifted 10 Subs you

Know what that means I know you know what that means I’m matching it baby I’m matching it cuz I’ve got a big dick oh thank you so much Louis M x08 you should get yourself a a dortman one mate just get a dortman one right who’s keeping

Count of these by the way I need someone in the chat to keep count of these I will pay someone £22,000 a year to count these for me allegedly wait Manny Got A Gifted sub from me he [ __ ] did as well Manny Got A Gifted

Sub what do you mean mean count well say sorry queing are I forgot your homeschooled uh basically what what what you learn in school is how to count so like you go one two three you what I mean you you you know you do learn that

In school but I forget you got you got taught in your [ __ ] wardrobe mate little Gremlin thank you chat for counting some of you you L are saying different numbers by the way you lot are saying different numbers so I’ve got no idea who’s actually run here well we need to go into

148 so we need to go until that basically so yeah I guess we just sit here have fun enjoy each other’s company make each other laugh make each other cry make each other horny and Mr steber thank you so much mate thank you very much for that very

Kind message and the two months cheers bro I got away Matt you [ __ ] bastard M have I not sent you it before just scroll up man this this ain’t my job mate [ __ ] hell I’ll get it I’ll get it CH anybody else want to know the password to the shorts channel Matt

Needs it I might just say it out loud all right Matt it is p a SS w r D1 123 don’t tell anyone though don’t tell anyone dead boy hey don’t be hey chat hey what you mean you need the [ __ ] email you mean dropped on your

Head chat you ain’t asking for gift codes don’t ask for gift codes hey I’m I put gift codes in the gift cards in the chat out the kindness of my heart not because the not because you want it not because you ask room I

Do it for love so don’t ask for it Lois met with another five gifted Subs my [ __ ] dog that’s another five from me mate gaming gaming for Life thanks for Prime mate there you are match that [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah the entitlement man the entitlement don’t ask for [ __ ] man don’t

Ask for [ __ ] Bad Manners mate Bad Manners Ry my my my oh Prime you can go [ __ ] yourself mate you can go [ __ ] yourself oh yeah there’s literally I can literally see how many I’m doing I’ve done 17 uh yeah I’ve done 17 so we don’t need anyone to count that

Job has now been vac vacated that job is being vacated stop saying great age man stop saying great age uh I think ramy’s got to do that let me message Ramy all 21 Savage album on Friday Prime sent you Cherry free today do I want

One uh no not really I mean yeah but I’m nah it’s all right it’s all right I’m not again you don’t I don’t ask for [ __ ] man how the [ __ ] are you get sent it and I’m not man what am I doing wrong yeah I saw s man Lads I think

That’s [ __ ] by the way you know man apparently his wife is 18 I think that’s [ __ ] but fair play Hey if not not take the piss that man I certainly wasn’t I think you are bro built schools just to just to Scout local talent you

Know no yeah it was fake she’s 28 yeah what a weird [ __ ] lie man that is actually not that’s not good like to like this is what’s wrong with the Internet lying about that something that pretty serious that is what’s wrong with it like that’s what’s wrong with the

Internet man do you know what I mean I don’t know man DJ when am I doing Reddit bro I’ve done two in three days man I’ll probably do it again like next week now it hey fris there your two mon mate what a Man uh do adm’s army already done it mate already done it so I can’t win man I either start the stream of it and then the rest of the stream is oh where’s ad’s army or I end the stream of it and the whole stream before that is where’s

Ad’s Army I can’t do it how’s the house moving um they said I can move in on the 20th but I’m in leads on the 20th so that’s a little bit bad timing so I don’t really know yeah I’m in Wales on Saturday as well yeah I mean Wales Saturday

Manchester Sunday Manchester again during the week leads on sat next Saturday United yeah I’m going to the game I’m actually working at the game that’s sexy man I’m working Tottenham United that’s sexy buffer boy I don’t know man than six months mate uh we’re probably not meet up in leads but thanks offer Man I can’t wait for the Euros as well you know hey what up M how you doing man no no I’m being serious queing though I’m working on Tottenham United for uh big company big big company big company you say you say hey yeah yeah hey oh PUK PA oh my God please

P pa on my dead n’s life please come to Old Trafford on Sunday I will [ __ ] clamp you oh my God oh my God please oh my God I don’t care if you’re a little child mate bang please please sorry that was sorry I wouldn’t actually do it was obviously it’s a joke

Between two friends oh the gold cards are starting to get a little bit high rated in my opinion and we’ve still got about 130 to go nah these are fine what am I talking about these are fine chat hear me out what do you reckon

This would be a good video I snuck into Jeffrey epson’s Island f f I reckon that’s quite a good video no wait what no it was a joke it was a joke it was a joke it was a joke it was a joke it was it was a joke all Nick on

My should do that you know oh M Nicko or Milana do that oh that would be [ __ ] sweet no I’m not already on the list man I’m not on the list I’m not on the list I might DM Nik and tell him to do that he would mate that would bang that

Would [ __ ] Bang do I drink energy drinks or coffee um yeah not coffee I’ve I’ve never drunk coffee in my life anyone that likes coffee lies but I I like an energy drink yeah I like an energy drink I ain’t really had one I ain’t had an energy

Drink in weeks though just because I haven’t bought one no unironically if I were to have an energy drink it probably would be Prime either that or a sugarfree like Red Bull oh chat sorry bear with me bear with me look at the stars look how they Shine for you and everything you

Do yeah it was all yellow I’m alive we wrote a song for you out of things you do come on chat sing along yeah it was all yellow here we go and I took [Applause] my all the to done and it was oh yellow come on chat come on chat y

Scared oh yeah you’re scared and B say hone to Something Beautiful say oh no I love you so I know I love you so hell yeah man hell yeah I [ __ ] love a bit of Oasis man hell [ __ ] yeah that’s the good [ __ ] that’s the good

[ __ ] hey I won’t do it again I won’t do it again I won’t do it again I won’t do it again but just know I’m thinking it in my head oh it’s not a was cold play Cold Play same [ __ ] people is it same people oh I’m putting in big boys I’m

Putting in 81 rated now quingo what quingo quingo uh did you say something wrong there mate this man has pulled one of the most beautiful men in the country did you did you make a mistake there or did you make a mistake wait how wait Jin you got the

New Prime as well jye you got the new Prime these [ __ ] bastards man I ain’t get [ __ ] I ain’t got [ __ ] where’s my [ __ ] Prime I don’t know why I’m looking down there like what the when did you get it Jing when didd you get it what the [ __ ] today what the

[ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh I see how it is I see how it is come Cal come that’s fine I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine what the [ __ ] TR for you I’m actually a little bit that’s kind fine prime prime you know I really want to do

No it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine I won’t do it n it’s because they don’t set like they send it to ging and that cuz he’s going to drink it and be like oh it’s so good I don’t sugarcoat it mate do you know what I mean that’s

That’s the difference ging is like ging is you know he’s a people pleaser man Ginge can you go live I’m Bor B well that makes me feel [ __ ] great thanks mate that makes me feel [ __ ] great shut up Queen thanks mate we’ll do it we’ll do it that makes me feel

Great I’ve done 57 of these yeah just a 100 more don’t [ __ ] pin that comment man no quingo sorry mate you’re right you’re right you’re right I’m getting hot baby anybody want to see me shirtless does anybody want to see me shirtless Jin how’s the sixpack coming along by the way how’s the

Sixpack you fat bastard look how they Shine for you dying for a makis you’re dying for a machis you D you’re dying for a makis Jin you want to do Jin let’s please do a bet this is what I wanted to tell you the other day Jin let’s do a bet let’s

Do a bet whoever gets a six-pack first uh loser has to give the other guy 10 grand let’s [ __ ] cook let’s [ __ ] cook no please Ginge Ginge come on man don’t be a [ __ ] don’t be a [ __ ] whoever gets a sixpack first gets 10 grand from the other

Person come on man don’t [ __ ] be a [ __ ] if you back it you back it my guy think like a gamble 10K bro one you’re the most sub twitch streamer two if you if you back yourself if you back yourself then you won’t be spending you’ll be getting 10 grand you’ll be

Getting 10 grand do you know what I mean do you know what I mean Rome wasn’t built in a day right okay you’re gonna be a [ __ ] then fine Jeremy Fring pong you’re going to be a [ __ ] basically fine trust me I’m not there Lads I am not there I’m nowhere near

Sixpack so this jinge I would say we’re similar builds cuz you’re taller so I would say genuinely like we are similar builds legit like look I’m I’m hardly [ __ ] like I’m hardly like I don’t know what the [ __ ] work do you know what I mean I

Got I got [ __ ] here man we’re like similar builds we’re I’m not no I’m not taking my shirt off I’m not taking my shirt we are similar builds is it we are similar builds it wouldn’t be unfair legit would not be unfair come on man 10 grand or let we do

With Ginge you give me one grand I give you 10 grand come on man come on don’t be a [ __ ] don’t be a [ __ ] [ __ ] come on or I give you a 100 Grand you give me 10 grand dead ass dead ass you could win a 100 Grand

Lads not not not Lads just one lad Ginge let’s [ __ ] do it let’s [ __ ] do it man chat you’ve just seen it live by the way angry ging has just said no to 100 Grand because he doesn’t believe he can get a six-pack that you’ve just seen it

Live just seen it live that’s [ __ ] that is [ __ ] uh I guess he doesn’t like the PO in it I don’t know why that’s relevant but [ __ ] I’m putting in 84s Lads I’m putting in 84s you’ll see me in March okay Okay right I’m gonna I’m gonna I’m gonna get some more golds in the club Lads I’m going to get some more goals how many have we done we have done two fair I mean we’ve done we’ve done 70 but like most of them are just [ __ ] kits I don’t want kits

What am I doing with kits piss off I love a player pick though nice still somehow getting all duplicates even after putting everybody in tradeable though tradeable pressuring someone into gamblings a [ __ ] move I don’t know what your definition of gambling is mate but that’s not a gamble if it’s something

You can control it’s not gamble oh we can open all of these by the way we can open all of them and then put everyone we get back into the SBC if you’re not doing this for Team of the Year you are a stupid specimen a very stupid

Specimen I swear Ginge don’t you actually gamble now jinge don’t you actually gamble I saw a clip of you saying you’ve started gambling at night don’t do that that actually don’t do that like as a as a friend friend to a friend don’t actually do that you bet 50

PS that’s how it starts mate that’s how it starts mat as a friend actually don’t [ __ ] do that you don’t need to gamble yeah bro he’s gambling he’s vaping [ __ ] hell what else is he doing man what else is he doing dirty thanks on a [ __ ]

Man n to be fair 99% of gamblers quit before they hit big so wait these are good you know maybe I should save these for Team of the Year let me SL so um Ginger you going to the game on Sunday I’m I’m there man I’m there on

Sunday mate if I ever did that I think I’d have a harded yeah yeah Ginger I’m working on it I’m working there let me stay around yours on Saturday night Pooky bear I think oh there no actually let me not do that I’m not sleeping on the [ __ ] Pub floor never

Mind oh you got a new fruit machine nice one thank you Jay Jordan fours or Jordan Ones I just don’t like sleeping in hotels man I’m not a hotel kind of man I gener much as sleep in my car wouldn’t be the first time when I last went Manchester I had a

I had a very nice hotel booked I just slept in my car I I like I don’t know man it’s so comfortable about your own [ __ ] your own space you know woles thank you too much man shz Wolfies than you to months man why am I missing out all the questions about

10 is it all a PR stunt yes mate because if it was a PR um if it wasn’t a PR stunt wait let me word this so you’re saying it’s a PR stunt but then you’re saying I’m not answering any questions about it so if it was a PR stunt would I

Not spend the entire stream answering messages about it you fat sorry going to drop the c word there was going to drop the c word I’ll just dropped some adverts instead yeah great PR that a it oh hell yeah hell yeah yeah last time I stayed around gingers he woke me up with

A pint he he just he gave me a fresh pint as I as I woke up nice um nice Hospitality to be fair to him in the club with the shortest one oh yeah I’m I’m a I’m a I’m a I’m a raging alcoholic now man I’m a ra I’m on

The the beers and the Siders and the uh vodkas I’m on it man I’m on it Snorlax been you six months mate what celebrity would I most like to have a drink with I don’t drink I I don’t I don’t drink um but let’s say drink of Coke Pepsi I would

Say probably lonel Messi but it would just be two autistics going at it do you know I mean but just really would like to meet lonel Messi one day no l it was a joke I don’t drink but I’m I I I’ve thinking about it for sure I’m

Not I’m not against the whole like sober anymore like I wouldn’t mind it’s just I don’t know where I’d do it and when and why you know what I mean but like I’m not like I don’t know no I’ve been thinking about it like not not a lot because that doesn’t take

My life but I’m like realistically would it hurt like I I’m not saying I’d be an alcoholic but just like social events have a little bit do you know what I mean have a little bit loosen up a little bit you know but I don’t know I don’t know that’s how it

Starts no I wouldn’t take the P I actually wouldn’t take the piss cuz it’s calories mate it’s calories I’d have to put it in my fitness p in it anytime today EA Sports FC would be [ __ ] mint it would be mint I’ll have to restart the

Game no I wouldn’t drink beer I’d drink something that would actually taste quite nice like side is nice I think cocktails are nice but I wouldn’t drink like [ __ ] bear first part in shooter mode yeah no I reckon cocktails are quite nice I could get behind a cocktail I get behind a

[ __ ] like a Super Bowl man the [ __ ] the big as the what hey what’s wrong with beer which just doesn’t taste nice does it and anyone that says it does has just convince themselves to say it does no one actually wants a beer and likes it until you have it so much to

The point where your body needs it same with coffee mate it’s the literally the exact same as coffee bear is great on a hot day so is a so so is water mate do you know what I mean so is a nice cold refreshing

Water iced tea on a hot day I don’t like speaking to you a lot man oh I don’t like speaking to you a lot mods please ban the word Prime in the chat I’ve had enough I’ve had prime prime minister’s actually [ __ ] he’s done it to me cold Prime on a hot day

Just get just get rid of him now actually forget about it just get rid of the Prime Minister just get rid of the account don’t worry about banning just get rid of the account had enough mate add enough you L can keep saying Prime that’s fine it’s when

He says it because it’s it’s his entire personality how many of these [ __ ] hell man how many more have a got have a good one flab flabby good night my friend hope you sleep well Pooky bear not your MC thank you so much man for the 17 months what [ __ ] Legend

Man no worries at all mate much love man you’re edging right now [ __ ] yeah man me too me too bro lamb criminal FIFA FIFA F 27 months with the boy what a man Crim can I send you the thumbnails now before I forget um Clips is fire Sterling and RTG is 83 time

20 thanks King oh and actually a main main one as well football vid Sunday League but I’m going to have to get let me message Z there we go I’ll send you over the main cjo thanks for the prime it beat it what beat it what beat it

What beat it what Beat It what I’m almost done don’t move thanks no worries mate that’s my pleasure man that’s my pleasure oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah have I done Uber I need to do that that’s one thing I’ve got to do off stream I need to finish my registration

To Uber hopefully going to do that tonight he’s GNA come on your face thanks mate thanks mate I don’t know how to talk to you what’s five aon’s cooking tonight not too sure had a nice burger and wedges from the man himself yesterday is when you turn your head to

The side and look at me differently I think I lost my patience last night am I going to try GT RP uh going to try not being a nons mate now I hope you can take it I hope you can take it oh I’m too good to you I’m

Way too good to you couldn’t even Edge to this I exploded immediately clean up on Isle my pants I don’t know how to tell to you I just not getting a six-pack eating burgers and wedges uh well the burger and wedges were combined 786 calories mate so yesterday I was in a caloric

Deficit and how you get abs is by losing the fat around your belly uh and being in a caloric deficit ensures that you do lose fat thanks mate cheers last night I came to a realization and I hope you can take it I hope you can take it off I’m too good to

You I’m way too good to you what am I playing after this the best game of all time mate the the the number one game in the world Minecraft Minecraft how long we l right nearly open these bastards Lads we can go back to it we can go back to

The Grind LJ thanks for Prime mate let me see if there’s something you can fix [ __ ] hell just been [ __ ] Jesus Christ I’ve been abused Matt you don’t want to eat too little calories cuz then your body will lose uh muscle as well so it just kind

Of defeats the object check mate right back to the Grind boys back to the Grind we need to do another 80 180 I’m way too good to you you take my love for granted I just don’t understand it no I I actually really think I’d be a good guy with a mic do you know what I mean I think i’ be good with a Mic project Russ bro baby bro just retired I’m here for it I’m here for It let me see if there’s something I can F right in my pocket going to commentate any more games for hashtag I’d like to [ __ ] but I feel like it’s only when we play someone I know is it can’t just commentate random go sorry sorry this is why I don’t [ __ ] this is why I don’t do

Commentary and [ __ ] like that mate it’s quite a hard job to be honest with you it’s quite a hard job sorry can’t park the mic there I wasn’t trying to park the [ __ ] mic what happened to my old mic stand it broke so now I’ve just got this one but

I’m probably going to go back to the old one is it last night took but another a bounce back play a game how about play a game of chat let’s play this guy wants me to play a game all right chat this guy wants me to play a game chat say a

Random number 1 to 86,400 in the chat say a random number Lads one to uh 86,400 oh someone said 86,400 no worries GG’s mate it’s been timed out for 86,400 seconds game’s finished game’s concluded boys there you go suck my dick mate Alfred makes the four mons mate Last night but another bounce but mate I swear I’ve just opened about 700 packs where have they all gone how am I supposed to do another 70 of these I’m down bloody bad mate how many left we have got 69 sorry sorry we have fun sometimes

Hey yeah but I’m putting in like 883s now is it I’m putting in 883s which is against my my my thing that’s against my my vibe 84s that right hold on hold on stop stop stop stop stop let me do these right the provisions oh that’s sexy oh that’s so sexy 40

Gold yeah that’s sexy that’s so hot hell yeah the left one we do both we do all of them we do all of them [ __ ] it I mean these ain’t going to be great but these are just like 40 40 rare Golds I can use in

It yeah every time you open these are what this is three packs every time Bo what up zexi last night took Al but bounc back there we go sexy oh so Justin wants to [ __ ] around as well Justin wants to [ __ ] around you’re a knob play bloody games Co another game in Bound Lads just say yes or no in the chat no no just say yes or

No in the chat yes okay so yes meant ban him so see you later mate Co game concluded thank you very much mate game concluded that’s your [ __ ] game fella and there’ll be a there will be a mini game as well mate you can submit you can

Submit an Unbound request that the mods would definitely look Into no chat don’t beg it now don’t all be asking to play a game because I’d spunk all over you don’t don’t beg it now ban everyone a [ __ ] it I’ll start with you King we can be here thank you so much mate mate 23 months is mental man thank

You so much mate one more and and then you got the big two might do unban request tomorrow probably shouldn’t announce that but hacker thanks for sub Man water water oh Molly Molly shut up poop p Choice thank you so much for sub man what is it Quing after uh Jing yeah bro put on his story what a simp mate what Simp or you fatter [ __ ] whale [ __ ] it I’ll give him what he wants I’ll give him what he wants stop calling me posture cogo man that’s the Becket up the M right you reckon that’s enough or what project Team of the Year is a long grind man I didn’t realize project Team

Of the Year is crazy thanks the prime M well that should do that should be able to get me to the Finish Line 60 oh I don’t know 16 months love from Turkey up the bloody turkey mate up the bloody tury when’s Team of the Year next Friday

Mate all right look at that though we’re mate we’re actually getting a lot of Golds we can use mate saving packs is easy when you’ve got FC points I can’t lie subu v a primer for 26 months you sexy little oh no [ __ ] have I been SBC banned oh you big fat

Bastard i’ been SBC Bann is it damn it oh darn it man [ __ ] darn it man I ain’t going on the web app hot dog man hot dog I’ll just do the rest off streaming it I’ll do the rest off stream EA don’t like me they don’t want to see me win

Whatever Des thing chat you want Minecraft do you want the return of Minecraft uh one in the chat if you want Minecraft two in the chat if you want UFC three in the chat if you want my dick out I’m not standing up to do I’m

Standing up to change my monitor by the way I’m yeah I’m I’m standing up to change my monitor a lot of freeze a lot of freeze well fine if you insist hey one day it’s going to slip out by the way one day it’s going to

Slip out and it’s going to be the best clip of all time I won’t lie it’s going to be the best clip of all time when it slips out uh right let me load up Minecraft you’re going to see no signal for a bit because there is no

Signal don’t even know what we’re doing on Minecraft today to be honest with me I ain’t got no idea what we’re doing on Minecraft today man I ain’t got no idea why we’re doing on Minecraft today man you wouldn’t be able to see anything no you wouldn’t make cuz it’s deep

Inside of your mother bhead bhead Minecraft launcher Minecraft launcher launch my Minecraft to Minecraft we go well his mother’s Dead one can only um back with the F wait five gifted and FG got one it’s a disgrace it’s a dis GL is in this GL right M Lads I think there’s a new

Update for Minecraft so just give me 4 seconds yeah count literally count 4 seconds why are you doing that you [ __ ] idiots it’s taking longer than four seconds who do you think I am secure the bag out a b turn up got right it’s loading up you can see by the

Red on me right you can see by the red on me right who actually want to see Minecraft there you [ __ ] go mate there you [ __ ] go mate don’t even know what we’re doing to be honest with you I ain’t got no idea what we’re doing

Lads hi Danny I’m a subscriber hi mate I’m a streamer let’s cook baby m Diamond M oh my God look at it oh my God that might be the best thing I’ve ever seen in my lifetime I can’t lie that might be the best thing I’ve ever seen in my

Lifetime oh my God he did that lad he really did that whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa are you paying rent fell or what are you paying rent bck k I love your sword look at this man yeah no this is horror that I’m so upset with the roof man I’m so

Upset oh it stinks mate it’s so bad well we’ve got like we’ve got right L the the goal for today is to make this an actual house cuz right now this is a skeleton so I need like Furniture I need I don’t really know I need houses do you know

What I mean I’ve never lived in a house before so I don’t need a kitchen I need a kitchen I need a kitchen I’m going to need a kitchen I feel like this bit should be glass though fors I’m going to make that bit glass so it gets some natural

Lighting so that’s the first rule of the day so what we’re going to do is get some sand if that’s all right with you cuz I feel like we need some natural light in the works in it I need a kitchen boys all right I need a kitchen

I’m keeping my Champs record there man I’m letting everybody know me go use shaders I don’t know if my PC can do that now I’m keeping the Champs counter there man Street’s got a know mate um that should be enough sound right I should hope so Fredo what a [ __ ] boy

You going mate are you going right let’s ah [ __ ] oh oh I’ve got some that’s enough that’s enough that’s enough that’s enough that’s enough that’s enough that’s enough that’s enough that’s enough oh the sound of sand is satisfying you know I could beat to that

Um oh I use slabs right so all of this Lads all of this is going to be glass yeah happy everybody happy everybody happy it’s so important that everybody’s happy cuz your happiness Lads is my happiness your happy happiness is my happiness on my lifetime if you’re happy

Lads consider me the happiest man of all time all right [ __ ] the axe is about to break that’s actually a dilemma diamond axe has been through at all man I can’t lie diamond axe has been here since day one mate oh I’m keeping that that shit’s

A design I’m keeping that it’s meant to be that’s a little design Lads that’s a design right there now trust lad trust that shit’s going to look sweet [ __ ] I’ve run out of glass [ __ ] I need coal oh you B I need coal I

Need coal I need coal I need coal I need coal I need coal for a torch I need to I need coal I need coal I need coal I need [ __ ] coal help help help I need food oh my God I need everything I need everything in life

No not Ashley Cole the the the the material where do I get coal from [ __ ] it trust the process chat trust the process high risk High reward I’m about to see coal in three 2 one in three 2 1 where’s the [ __ ] coal man where’s the coal stop [ __ ] saying

Chelsea that’s not coal is it no wait is that that’s not bed rock I’ve just mined through it wait that’s iron iron oh [Applause] oh imagine I find diamonds before coal I’m seeing so many different materials right now can I just have some [ __ ] coal oh you

[ __ ] oh my God oh my [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] he’s his bow shining oh my God he’s bow shining oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God don’t panic Don’t Panic Don’t Panic Don’t Panic Don’t Panic don’t

Panic I can’t [ __ ] see mate I can’t [ __ ] I genuinely cannot see a thing oh my God I’m [ __ ] myself what the the bloody out oh my God what the the [ __ ] is that oh I don’t like this I really don’t like this I just want some coal please oh I

Can’t see I can’t see [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh my God this is the worst mistake of my lifetime oh this my this is the worst okay okay at least I can see oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my

God chat chat we can do something right no no hear me out we can Lads there Lads we’ve got the time to do something here I don’t know what but we can make a plan where we can do something here we can do something save and quit you get spawn immunity is that

True [ __ ] yeah man oh who said that who said that one sec one sec one sec one sec one set one sec whoever said that I [ __ ] love you I don’t care if that goes down as cheating the game’s the game The Game’s the game [ __ ] I need some coal man I

Need some coal oh this is the worst mistake of my life man this was an awful awful awful awful mistake I can’t [ __ ] see bro just need some coal oh I actually can’t see a [ __ ] thing chat can someone please tell me if you see Cole I would really appreciate

It like really appreciate it I can’t even oh my God diamonds in water why you lying wait no that’s that’s a [ __ ] squid oh my God I’m actually man I’m having an aneurism wait can you [ __ ] off you sad Simon what a cutie I was filming with Simon today and

We made a bet and he said I can’t remember what he said but he said I win five gifted Subs just said 10 mate bro made it 10 gifted you’re a sexy man Simon love you mate love you cue thanks mate chat can someone please [ __ ]

Help someone t i to give a sub as well by the way oh this is oh I nearly said the c word there five extra for being cute that’s [ __ ] that that that that will get me bricked up I can’t lie that will get me bricked up man what’s that zombie I

Can’t [ __ ] see turn I’m M I’m fully bright bro I’m brighter than the stars at night [ __ ] me to tears how do I make a shield I need a shield might as well make a shield in it can you [ __ ] can you [ __ ] off like jokes aside can you [ __ ]

Off cuz I’m going for a hard time right now man Oh so you brought your but dream dream dream dream shats dream dream dream slat dream slat yeah now I’m undefeatable mate now I’m undefeatable now I got the biggest [ __ ] of the of the lot mate wait no you can’t make redstone torches ah what the like actually what am I

Supposed to do genuinely what am I supposed to do in that situation mate what am I supposed to do in that situation oh look how [ __ ] [ __ ] this the worst day of my life mate this actually is the worst day of my life oh I’ve got hey o o you’re laughing

I still got six diamonds baby I’ve still got six diamonds so who’s laughing now [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] I ain’t going back me what do you mean go back down do what oh that looks [ __ ] now it works it’s abstract it’s Picasso I’ll go back

I’ll go back I’ll go back I’ll go back I’ll go back where do I even Dig Down how do I go back where [ __ ] this I have an idea I have an idea so crazy it might just work it might just work well I got to find this tiny

Hole where’s the tiny hole where’s the tiny hole shut the [ __ ] up do I have torches in oh if I’ve got torches in the chest I’m not playing this anymore I will actually not play this if I see torches in my chest where is this hole aha

CH I don’t want to hear it I don’t want to hear it I literally don’t want to hear it can you just burn do you mind just [ __ ] burning nice one where’s my oh my God I’m going to [ __ ] kill myself oh my [ __ ] god yes I’m trying

To get a water bucket but I haven’t got any [ __ ] iron I haven’t got iron [ __ ] off how many more do you want to [ __ ] die you creep right you can’t see it cuz I’m on game mode but can this [ __ ] phas person with a Minecraft pig profile

Picture stop inviting me to a party big big brain baby big brain baby big brain big bin from the goat bab [ __ ] off I’m going to [ __ ] kill everybody mate I’m killing [ __ ] everybody body and chat you laughing doesn’t help the situation stop laughing [ __ ] that chat put yourself in my shoes would

You still be laughing that is actually a pro Strat you know that is a pro Strat where’s my [ __ ] where’s my [ __ ] where’s my stuff where’s my stuff where’s my stuff uhhuh well that’s half of it where’s my torches where’s my why are they making this [ __ ] so

[ __ ] difficult man oh my God it’s a slime it’s daytime you [ __ ] sorry that is that a normal amount of mobs [ __ ] this this Dame is [ __ ] yeah good aim game is so [ __ ] man kids play this by the way a it kids play this children play this you know that’s crazy

Children play this I’m not let if I ever have a kid I’m not letting him play this I’m making him play a real [ __ ] this is the worst day of my life by the way this is the worst day of my life right new Strat new Strat new Strat new

Strat new Strat take the crossbow Danny that shit’s going to come in clutch all right this crossbow is going to come in clutch I’ve missed the hole I’ve missed the hole where I’ve what do you mean no arrows wait I need arrows oh for [ __ ] give me

That I just go the other way is it I’ll go the other way I’ll just go the other way I don’t need that my my stuff’s despawned yeah are we all going to agree my stuff’s despawned Oscar thank you so much for two mons

Man yeah my my shit’s gone man is it my shit’s gone don’t even know where I died anymore wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on hold on [ __ ] what do I do [ __ ] what do I do oh my God trust the process trust the process this gone my shit’s

Gone my shit’s gone oh my stuff’s gone all my stuff’s gone I don’t give a [ __ ] if there’s diamonds in the water man diamonds up my arm cheeks at this point mate well I didn’t die here wait where did I die then wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you’re right wait

Wait wait wait you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right wait where did I die you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right wait I don’t give a [ __ ] where did I die this is this has got to be a [ __ ] prank man this has got to be a [ __ ]

Prank this is [ __ ] ridiculous this is genuinely ridiculous I feel like I’m getting trolled right now mate I clicked the escape button I literally clicked the escape button I no I click I clicked the escape button this is my last chance man this is my last I be on like H this

Is my last this is my last go with it don’t say nice one [ __ ] don’t do don’t say that don’t [ __ ] say that nice one [ __ ] I’m a Minecraft streamer mate treat me like I’m a child oh my God how am I going to get down or how am I going to get

Down but I didn’t die here though right I don’t think I died here look at him [ __ ] stalking it [ __ ] please beam my stuff ah there’s nothing here there’s nothing here there’s nothing here oh my God there’s no diamonds in the water and even if there was how the

[ __ ] am I supposed to get diamonds I’ve got my [ __ ] pickaxe you cun stop inviting me thickhead I feel like you’re just making me go towards the [ __ ] enemies lad there’s nothing there yeah I could shot [ __ ] you fat [ __ ] I would never play this game ever again if I die right

Now got these on [ __ ] strings mate not playing I’m not playing I’m not playing I’m not playing I’m not sorry I’m not playing I’m not playing I’m not playing sorry can’t be honest not playing Minecraft ever again sorry I’m alas I’m a just chat and streamer now mate I am a just chatting

Streamer now no I want to I’m not ending the stream n no no no no I want to do like reacts I’m not going on Reddit especially not on stream holy [ __ ] the amount of [ __ ] that’ll be on Reddit I want to do some reacts boys FS I just want to chill and

Do some reacts uh Tik Tok absolutely [ __ ] not no I am not doing Tik Tok I wanted to watch a video this is not necessarily like for a video but I kind of want to watch it and you as you let me know if you do and if you don’t you’ve not

Really got a choice to be completely honest of me but I saw this I know this goes against like this goes against my morals but Arsenal uploaded a video called guess the goona where you’ve got like guess who’s you’ve got to guess who like the fake Arsenal fan is or

Something I know I’m a Tottenham fan is it but I thought like this could be quite fun so don’t by the way don’t spoil it either don’t spoil it I thought this could be quite fun and I’m back for guest Thea two if you guys don’t know we

Did this in the United States right he’s not he’s not an Arsenal fan sorry and yeah get ready for a lot of pauses if you guys don’t know we did this in the unit that is not an Arsenal fan sorry that’s not an Arsenal fan she she’s she’s an Arsenal fan she’s an

Arsenal fan try to guess who the fake he’s an Arsenal fan and Eddie easy done bro I’ve done it I’ve done it already I’ve done it already so we’re all in one right now but we’re back in London I’m here with two top football players and Frey what

So bro said two top football players Kai htz is here by the way Kai HZ is here quality football player crazy I was one of the football players I’m s aside God bro oh Jesus who’s that is that Fring pong that’s that’s Fring pong right oh wait there’s more of them hold on

There’s more of them we need to analyze oh what are you lot saying oh well you can’t really see this guy ah wait it could be these two or end basically the people on the ends I know for a fact these two are Arsenal fans right here these two are Arsenal fans I

Put my I put my life on it but these three you not reckon middle nah that’s a baller this one the middle one you know he [ __ ] made this guy idolized on R growing up I promise you is that top mins bro we’re here with Baka and K guys

Um give him a round of app yeah um can I trust she [ __ ] give her a round of applause sorry it’s she’s got a broken arm to be fair to her to get us a win here we Jed you in because we thought we can s you said you can read people you

Don’t think the second woman’s an Arsenal fan I promise you she is mind all right cool so one of them that a Cool Edit has been studying for the past 24 hours is not an Arsenal fan other are real you hear that Lads they’ve been given an hour they’ve been given a day

To pretend they’re an Arsenal F try and see if we can get this right okay so B cuz you’re next to me she just look like an Aral question you can ask a general question they’ll all answer one by one you could be number one two 3 four five

Yeah yeah I want to start with number five by the way he’s a bit nervous your story growing up why are you an Arsenal fan uh cuz my dad took me to a game in 1995 he was again sheffi Wednesday who scored ports he’s nervous but that that could

Be because he’s in front of Arsenal players and he’s an Arsenal fan so that could be the nerves there don’t like you know don’t take nerves as a sign of lying all right 1995 Sheffield Wednesday he said or whatever fair enough that’s a good question can you

All answer that by the way I want to hear your story yeah so I’ve been uh an Arsenal fan since I was young my mom’s an Arsenal fan she was a bit Rowdy on The Terraces she got me Rowdy on The Terraces yeah since then since young um

I’ve been Arsenal fan since about 2001 my dad like introduced me to to the club and yeah it was good time so I love fell in love with the club then bad answer bad I was on that guy’s side that’s a bad answer right there I’ll say it same with me it’s like

Basically all I’ve ever known I didn’t have a choice but to become an Arsenal fan but um yeah like going to games I as a kid that’s bull that’s [ __ ] I’m sorry that’s not a good I’m backing her but that’s not oh yeah same yeah same I went

To games really I could tell you the [ __ ] coordinates of the exact seat I sat down in my first Tottenham game this is [ __ ] no I think it’s just in my jeans yourself yeah boring but pretty much the same my dad’s from North London so yeah like they just copied each

Other how else do people support a team oh n i back it I back it I back it I said to to be before I don’t know with number five he looked a bit nervous to me but the story was good so I don’t know yeah M John hson that sounds a bit

Like research though you know that everything what I’m say this is good this is decent question I wish Tottenham did stuff like this favorite Arsenal memory of all time there’s not many mate oh man okay probably uh the first FA Cup that like was it 2014 the first

One the best memory of your entire football club is winning an FA Cup Jesus Christ hate for my memory to be an FA Cup mate I can for me Carlin cup Aldi cup uh when we beat what was it the the the Tiger cup uh we’ve got champion

League final you know we mate and he’s flexing a FA Cup in 2014 would you mean the first FA c not the first ever but after the the trophy Gap yeah but no 2014 it was amazing you know whated it was 3-2 hall went 2-0 up what what happened in the

Champions League final I can’t remember and it was amazing as well who scor the winner Aaron Ramsey okay cool just checking just checking of course okay mine’s probably more recent although it’s probably one when I was five cuz it was amazing but um the Nelson goal at

The end of the bouth match you were fire hey hear me out hear me out no one says the Nelson goal like when you speak about Nelson you say Reese Nelson it’s the same way as you don’t go oh James you say Rees James you don’t just say

Nelson it’s her confirmed got you out [ __ ] not not calling her a [ __ ] I’m just saying [ __ ] in general got her out no one says Nelson I look all my age no it’s either a game when I was five and I was like Wow or it was that one all right okay

That’s too recent doing it very recent okay um for me probably a long time ago go against SPS what did I [ __ ] tell you I know someone I know I literally I I I know people bro I knew he was saying HRI man from the [ __ ]

From the start I said this guy idolized HRI um the iconic knee slide that’s he supports Arsenal he supports Arsenal uh I’m going to get it wasn’t actually there but it was when we were 4-n down against reing and then we came back like was it 75 in the end something like that

Um which was just unbelievable unb unable ree Nelson go against B two recent no but he at least he said Reese great moment he saids from 1995 saw I didn’t see John hson Scot you said you your dad took you to the game oh Yeah also with this guy in the middle he said he’s fine stop speaking about him he’s fine he’s fine I feel like you just look outside of stadium and see him sliding like you think I’m B yourself out with with an obvious goore like that yeah but Frey go ask a question I’ve

I’ve got a difficult one and I no so like four sorry for pausing it the chat are confused um so four of them do support Arsenal one of them don’t so you’re just trying to guess who doesn’t support Arsenal this will weed that if you’re really following

Us what was mle’s first senior number no hey I’ll answer it no one [ __ ] cares wait who you asking though who you asking wait I know that 63 is it 63 I think it’s chat do you know I think it’s 63 someone says 77 39 now no one cares

Though is it what you realize is no one 87 it was 87 chat say I want everyone to say their answer they have they have to come here and put it in your yeah all right cool Ste up what are you going to say gen what is it ooh bit of conf confering

There okay number two she did not say the right number why are we Whispering it surely the whole point is you’re supposed to tell us yeah I feel like you’re going to know she’s got it she got it she even got she Sports Arsenal you can tell just

From you only two people got correct yeah and that was number one and number four no did no one did get it right wait what did what did Isa 72 s there’s no he didn’t get it right he said 77 that wasn’t my first number yeah he Senor number No7 get up

There so what was it after yeah senior you didn’t that was my first you didn’t play 87 when you me me was it 87 or what sit back down so did anyone say 87 so no one said 87 then oh my gosh no but I had some wild numbers though yeah 11’s match

I can 11 11 interesting yeah so number two I want you to name me three teams the boss has played for oh oh let me cut let me cut Aleta Barca Everton Arsenal bangal Bang Yeah Arsenal under 21s that is suspect when Arenal third one uh his local school

Team okay cool she’s she’s mocking it ask me the same question uh Arsenal the yeah yeah maybe Arsenal 21’s if he was coming back from an injury or something Everton PSG a he knows ball PG now we have elate two people who we think are definitely

Fers right so you got to get rid of the people that actually watch so get rid of her and get rid of him get rid of these two easy done I know for sure I think think he he’s he’s calm as well for sure know she’s a all right are we happy

With one definitely yeah one and four yeah that’s SP that’s one you know we need to get yeah he gives me a weird VI I don’t know about him all right Kai the two the two numbers that we chose to yeah I think number one and number four

You are true goas so thanks for your support thank for your support and then you got to get rid of I don’t know from here okay get rid of middle for sure and then I don’t actually know between these two I I don’t this guy I think it’s him I think

He’s the fake for sure tell me uh three Germans that played for Arsenal before but without is muraka muraka uh let me cook let me cook let me cook let me cook let me cook Leno and um uh HT H does that count I’m in you’ve got an open goal

But I was saving him chat they L sorry I don’t know if you’re trying to be stupid or what they he literally said apart from Özil name Germans and the whole chat spamming Özil I don’t know if you’re just trying to be funny or what I know we’ve had

Keeper going to have to on that maybe we ask you do you have another one uh promise pank of prime man oh said oh that’s knowledge lman yeah that’s what I was going for see he backed me up he was just he was just finishing it that’s

Knowledge I was going to K and Layman but I couldn’t put the third one oh wish you that’s good that was you all right this is like surface level if come on like if you get this wrong you’re done wow come on all right so what is the name of AR’s

Bas CLI P oh [ __ ] what is it the p is a p though is it uh uh what is it what’s he what is he called ghosa surus gurus Peter F sorry sorry yeah what clippy what clippy what clippy clippy clippy’s [ __ ] it you find him at maybe clippy’s gone clippy

Is gone she’s an imposter she be playing a game though game what game are you playing but Cy but like she said cliy with ch clippy clippy the dinosaur on ask the other people ask other people and what’s the answer now does someone know gurus wait how she get it now listen

Let’s let’s deliberate let’s deliberate because you know you guys don’t don’t listen to us quietly it’s be number two she might playing with us playing what US Mak no sense exactly the whole point point is you have to tell the truth last time they were playing with

What question did she answer right just tell me she hasn’t answered one right number was number she has gone she’s going bro she’s going I think number five what is I think I think I think think he’s a fake Layman man and I think that she’s playing us I had also a feeling

With these are stupid mate they’ve told him n this vid’s not going to be long enough mate say it’s him they’ve [ __ ] it how get L he want Invincible inin but we need one question that that changed everything should they know like which year we was invincible

Shouldice level I don’t [ __ ] care he didn’t know he didn’t know Layman though okay that one 2006 all right cool okay 2004 when was it chat okay three oh it was 04 [ __ ] but again that’s something you research like that’s one of the first things you research is

It he said 2002 this just made it harder what I say what I say to say she’s the only that going right I think it’s time for our final vote starting from three minutes he’s looking at what is your vote five five five I hear that iar with us five said

He’s been since 95 but he can’t name what year we got invisible yeah but he said he went to the game and he messed up the invisible year which you don’t do that as oh my God I have a feel I I don’t know actually I actually don’t know but

You can’t judge the face of the the looks like what’s in his head no no he he said he was the brain I need to know what’s in your brain she’s always laughing she doesn’t take it serious you know maybe she just having a fun time no she’s not a Goa

I’ll tell you now she’s not AA we we need to come to no no no it’s guy on the right it’s guy on the right for sure it’s guy on the right it’s guy on the right dead so you got five as well it’s him it’s him it’s him it’s him it’s him

It’s him who you voting for number two I’m of number two I’m with number two as well is there a thing where this is our team liar and then whoever gets the point you know what yeah we’re going to keep it at that we’re going to

She is not AA okay all right everyone is now back get your get your final prediction in everyone reckon it’s the girl I promise you it’s the guy I promise you it’s guy uh we couldn’t agree uh between number two and number five so without further Ado can you please take a you

Say different answers can the fake Guna please step forward it’s the last guy on the right it’s the last guy on the right it’s the L come on come on D she’s good man you say number five she was good of this was number two because of

You she’s not a Goa for me she’s not a you don’t know ghosa orus I’m sorry sorry man sorry guys it was too obvious for me you know what it’s the last one that just my mind cuz that one Fair PL fair enough if you said number two that was

Wait for an for an Arsenal video actually quite good oh chat you know what I want to watch it’s not Lads it’s not really relevant but you know Lads there’s so there’s only one man in the world I don’t like I saw a video on my recommended

Yesterday um where is it this I don’t know I’ve never watched this guy and I don’t don’t know what vibe the video is but that lad there’s only one person in my life I actually don’t like do you know who it is I want to chat can you

Guess who it is there’s one person only one like I am a very nice man it’s not bivo I like bivo what do you mean J someone’s got it people are getting it Jack dor that little twerf mate and this came up in my recommended last night and I’m

Like I want to watch it but then I was like actually how about I watch it on the stream so I don’t know who I don’t know what the vibe is like literally I just saw it recommended but apparently it says they finally banned him could be

Clickbait I don’t really know but let’s see about Jack the worst if you don’t know who this person is consider yourself lucky I’m going to assume this video is going to tell you about him but if you don’t know who he is consider yourself blessed mate consider consider yourself blessed

So it appears as though the horrible streamer epidemic has leaked its way into big 2024 actually you know what let’s get an update on what that SP by the way sorry I like this guy I don’t know if this is an unpopular opinion this neon I actually don’t I think he’s quite sound

But I don’t I haven’t really watched much of his content I actually think he’s all right but apparently not I don’t know is doing yeah can you get one yeah okay wait can I show you the you know we sorry this is most sorry I don’t know why that’s in

The I don’t know why that’s in the video I thought that this is supposed to be about Jack Dy who is that wait who is that who is that yeah I’m going to take it back by the way I’m going to take it back that’s his

Dad I take back anything I said about liking him sorry um anyway takes a special type of man to sniff his own father’s chair after he gets up and when I say special I’m talking about a couple of extra chromosones in all seriousness though the hype around this clown has been dying down

I farms in the Philippines got raided by their government or what’s going on for the past couple of weeks he isn’t averaging nearly as many viewers and his numbers across the board are definitely down as people kind of get tired of his antics you know all those kids finally

Graduated fifth grade on to someone else now when it comes to our other fan faite Jack Doty he’s still out here doing his thing hiding behind his security yeah this is why I hate him by the way this is why I hate him BR just get the security to hurt innocent men

My he’d have him by the way he would have him that security guy ain’t [ __ ] I’m getting that of now being your little commentary backing up ran out here and yell look at him backing up like a little weasel M entertain children thank you so much we’re getting

A great video out of this please let me fight him Misfits please please please please please please please please Danny versus Jack Dy or Misfits I’m beg I’m genuinely begging you please I want nothing more than to [ __ ] oh please put your ego away this is why we got security so as suspected

People star to wise up kid is and like the guy says in the video he’s not interested in being the butt of his joke I mean I’m really just waiting for the lawsuit to happen at you know i’ SM security guards have got in people’s faces they’ve tried to intimidate very

Peopleas they even knock this guy out cold for doing absolutely nothing and it’s clear that these security guards are not trained professionals here Jack tries to take his rented Lamborghini and drive up into the Bay of an airport and he got checked real quick wait what’s

This more like that you’re going to be arrested airport security is coming now you par that where’s your security Now [ __ ] that my bad sorry oh sorry oh where’s your security Now [ __ ] and this guy is going to learn one day that you think you’re untouchable until you’re

Not and at that point no one is going to feel bad for you because of all the douchebaggery that you brought onto this planet like I see a lot of people out there on the internet praying for some diabolic just please like look at him

And like do not think you just want to I’m sorry I’m I am a nice person I am a nice person but like look at that picture look at oh my God things to happen to this man either way the big update here was that Jack actually got a

24-hour ban I mean I thought for on Kick they didn’t even do this he got banned for a day I thought he was gone he’s got banned for a day from kick oh for thought it was much just an everything goes and does anyone else just hate this

Photo of him this [ __ ] is out here looking like a bitemoji I mean back where I’m from we call this [ __ ] A Waterhead okay big old head can’t even measure this cerence of that [ __ ] you got to need an extra take meas and I’m sure some of you might be wondering why

Did this guy get banned well a couple of days ago he decided to ride out in public and Flash him for his stream wait don’t show the whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don’t show the clip yeah let’s go whoa whoa whoa don’t show the is he going to show the [ __ ]

Clip does he show the no no no oh who cares take that [ __ ] off yeah it will it will right now if I make you take your bra off right now come on real quick that’s such weird Behavior but that is actually such weird Behavior Lads please

Listen to what he’s this is a random girl look what he says take that [ __ ] offal yeah it will it will right now if I make you take your bra off right now come on real quick that is so so so genuinely so weird um I’m going to have

To like move away from this surely what do I risk it surely he’s not going to show tits take me going to flash you have to away you know my all right go no one wait I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared if I’m not taking any chances hold on there seven

Whatever the [ __ ] let’s go yes okay right it is censored to be fair she literally yeah she I don’t know why that it’s censor by the way why is this guy bookmarked it why is this guy bookmarked it is he good you’re going to get but

How weird oh it’s just so it’s genuinely and lad I know people are saying oh he’s young he’s a kid he’s [ __ ] not Jack dority Age Jack this is a 20y old this is a 20 years old adult that I I was 20 a year ago I’m not on stream

Asking girls to flash all right this do not say he’s a kid this is a 20-year-old adult did you do that I did do it yeah you did hey and yes he did for 24 hours I meanes a [ __ ] I mean let’s say you did this over on Twitch as

A male streamer and those guys over there would probably call for your public execution the very next day I mean where do you guys fall when it comes to the line of thinking that mainly kids are probably watching this stream so this is really not an thing to

Be doing like I’m sure at this point the youth especially like in America their brain areally up like with the things they’ve likely encountered online at this point at a very young age I wouldn’t be surprised if they all have like PTSD go you literally just see videos of

Death you see a bunch of random girls promoting their content in the comments of random viral tweets that have nothing to do with anything explicit but there it is you open it up you just see a big old swinging pair of titties and as aown man yeah from time to time I appreciate

It but I’m thinking about the kids here guys you know back in my day you wanted to see something like that you had to hop on the PSP y’all real OG’s know what I’m talking about Good Times I’m too young either way Jack just continued on with flash another one as well and

What makes this clip that wasn’t that wasn’t the like he this is what I saw that he asked someone else and she did it I want to know what girls are doing this isn’t it like one that Jack dor is a weirdo but two what girls are doing

This it’s so weird much funnier is the girl that continues to flash him time and time again is somehow apparently snoo’s ex-girlfriend it’s just like why does this guy continually get involved with women who are so willing to put their body on the line for clout do it do it do it do

It awful bro his reaction his reaction to seeing tits was oh [ __ ] this is awful this is is so awful this is who the kids of America are looking up to nowadays show me them there’s enough of how many how how many are there and he just said show me them

Titty what the I need this guy is so [ __ ] I hate him I genuinely hate him oh my God what I mean at some point do you got to appreciate how much this guy really doesn’t give a [ __ ] I mean I do got to say I like him more than neon at least

He actually took punch in the face right it’s so weird imagine seeing your ex-girlfriend on this type of [ __ ] I would be sick to my stomach this is someone who you shared inate moments with maybe someone who you deeply cared about now she’s just out here showing

Off her titties for clout for some 14-year-old kick boys in the chat and so either way Jack got unbanned rather quickly like I said earlier he says haha I’m back [ __ ] live on Kick and obviously this guy just loves the chaos he loves the degeneracy

Back to the video boys back to the video this cover photo over there is the screen cap of that moment he had out on the boardwalk where he got checked by those two older men and now this has to be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen on

The interet like Bar None my maid is getting my name tattooed on her right now look at this look up close this is real like she actually has my full name tattooed on her right now uh how do you feel amazing yeah feels so good getting the four

Guy is just wasn’t this what Andrew was doing to his girls to like lab them think the Jack has a very similar business model going on I told you guys before how he finds these girls maybe they have a small off page maybe they haven’t even done any adult cont to me

Is to my knowledge he brings them into his house tries to blow them up on social media with these dumb videos collects the lon share of their money and then just pays them out that way like a livable wage because do you see my

Arm I swear to God no I swear what is the World Imagine someone getting married to this woman in the future this is somebody’s future wife yeah imagine your girlfriend Jack shadow um what did you get $8,000 I did it because I love them I mean this

Has to be one of the worst decisions I’ve ever seen a human on this Earth make and so of course when kick had announced that Jack had been banned a lot of people definitely got very excited only for thees and dreams to be killed when they found out that he would be back

Air might this tunnel because as you guys know Aidan Ross he has a lot of pullover on Kick and he actually wants them to permanently ban this man kick has been banned Jack to hery heal Mike and can this be permanent bro Ed bro what was it like a 5 hour suspension I

Mean at this point guys I’m blaming Dr Phil for this [ __ ] a couple years he was on [ __ ] Dr Phil this guy was I saw a clip of it he was he was he was even worse back then I can’t remember what he said but he was on Dr Phil being like a

[ __ ] oh my God the right direction and sent him over to the ranch all I know is what by the day I just truly do not know how long this era can really last I mean I don’t see what they’re doing as very sustainable either way it still makes

For some fun content to dunk on these clowns and even the people around them like that idiot who got the tattoo but y’all let me know what you that there will start I need to see him on Dr Phil one sec I need to see him

On Dr Phil I don’t know how long it was but I need to see him on Dr Phil cuz I I saw a clip of it and he was an absolute [ __ ] mate he was an absolute [ __ ] um okay this is five minutes this is fine we won’t watch the whole thing

Because we will cringe to death chat we will by the way my computer’s so slow man I don’t know why we won’t watch the whole thing because we will literally die mate we will die like why is it so slow I got like a good PC

Man I got a good Jack fighting with his brother Michael after Jack took Michael’s new luxury car without permission Hur up license so Jack could tape a prank oh my go he’s coming look out look out look out Jackie bro my computer’s on [ __ ] my computer’s on life support man okay

Jack what how how is my computer like this man I need to get a new one moment it was right here we go it was not that funny that’s his brother that was your new car right Daddy bought it yeah and also I I thought he was going to crash

Or something and also I if I crash a car i’ buy a new one let’s be real oh he’s just a talking to I’m talking to your brother and you’re interrupting yeah go ahead Michael uh yeah um that probably wasn’t the worst thing we’ve done I

Mean I don’t know if you saw the video of me um quitting my job he like paid me to quit my job and uh I told my manager go because Jack said he why is his face like that why does he look like stung by

Let’s I gave you $100 extra to say that it’s all in jokes like it’s all like you know grow up live life have fun I know a lot influencers that um have lots and lots of uh followers in the tens and tens of millions and

They do a lot of comedy and a lot of jokes it looks like a fil they’re always successful when the jok’s on them yeah they’re very creative about doing things where the joke’s on them so it’s not at someone else’s expense you you can do a lot of different things that don’t have

The downside but have the upside if you just challenge yourself to do things at at a different level you know your question for me was you know do I think think what you’re doing is okay or whatever I I I think you’re I I think you’re energetic and I think you’re a

Hard worker I think if you would morph things into uh being more creative and I think they’re so creative no one’s ever done those types of stuff okay we’re done here I’m sorry I’m trying to give him some advice talk list don’t interrupt Jack could you give him another chance Jack please don’t

Interrupt anymore try to be nice let Dr Phil speaking not be nice tried several times to give him some advice that I’ve gotten from having consulted with several internet influencers that are 10 times the size that he is on the internet and universally they gave me

The same advice to pass on to him but he wants to interrup and uh so you know you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him float on his back soen how can we d-stress [ __ ] men what a wanker I’m fighting him man I’m literally wait what’s this during the

Break hold on what is this I don’t know I was just I don’t know what went wrong there I was just trying to have a conversation well I think he was going to give you some valuable advice from other YouTubers yeah but I don’t think so either I don’t

Know I don’t think why is he speaking can I that no I do he’s a know at all shake your hand if I could I’m not a know all I know I’m sorry great St am what’s the other one the other one Julie Julie Amy Taylor correct oh

Yeah what [ __ ] wanker please Misfits let please let me annihilate him let me just pound his [ __ ] skull in thank you very much what an absolute kned um chat we are probably going to call it a lovely dat at the office there um I didn’t stream yesterday so I will be

Live tomorrow all right again I don’t really know what we’re going to do I kind of just want to do obviously we do R we do RTG some other FIFA [ __ ] and then maybe just do some like just chatting again like watch some vids or play a different

Game or whatever just have fun is it we just have fun thank you everybody hopefully you enjoyed today’s stream please follow me if you guys are new and [ __ ] Jack dor thanks everybody have a great rest of your night see you tomorrow baby okay