Dave’s Curse: Dark1Fyed Minecraft [Part 1]

Hello guys he’s gay piss off render distant I haven’t finished reading it yet oh no fcking hell stop doing [ __ ] bro calm down now now I don’t know what the [ __ ] rules are Jesus Christ well you know the normal rules right no they’re not cuz there was five chunks or

Whatever now I don’t know what it is my [ __ ] god oh my oh no such a big [ __ ] deal now I’ve got to reset the whole thing you [ __ ] yeah thanks for calling me my real name but we’re off with a good start this map has dark hair is if you

Have a low brightness enable the settings no okay cool let’s play my FPS doing so well the hero had done the imposs one defeat the Cur John Dave had taken the TNT needed to defeat and refused to return unless the hero brought him cake wasting time like this

Could mean the death of them all but Dave did not care is that you looks like it frustrated with Dave’s greed almost doomed them the hero turned their sword upon him but as Dave bled out he saw the Cur floating freely looking for a new host

He took on the cursor’s power and used it to defeat the hero Dave began to travel the world using his powers to satisfy his gter need by any means necessary he wants the cake is this a single player map I don’t know cuz you’re here the [ __ ] you know

Ryan we’ve been through hell and back but I truly think nothing can ruin our wedding well aren’t you sweet what no take it then of course you can have the slice of the cake I can’t go through I’m not leaving without Wallace I want all and I want it now don’t be

Ridiculous you can’t have it what happened oh he sat down how nice he got bled I’ll look around are you right no I’ll look around to see if I can make something to help you you can hover over an item in your inventory to see what it can break or be play

Son cigarette lighter okay can’t break bamboo and what do you need bamboo for wait look there’s a little thing under there there’s a crafting table I have this uh awward flash potion or if there’s like something like underneath the stairs like invisible walls or something come on so there is a crafting table

Here do we have to make sticks oh we can go outside never mind there’s a push here wait oh wait oh now you can go through so this is a two-player map okay that’s good that’s not fair why was you the hero prank cigar explodes when

Lit oh I I see golden nuggets up there but how the [ __ ] do I get out I can’t get out oh wait now I can okay so I got this thing well it’s good that you got this thing well if you come over here so explodes when

Lit there’s a wait there’s a cigarette grit light what if you try right clicking on it I am with the item oh [ __ ] oh wait wait wait we got the melon slice can we put that in no we can’t so if I put the splash potion in there right

Now so I guess the F would just stay there now so there’s golden nuggets up there so did you not put the thing in oh wait Max we need the um we need them we need um the golden nuggets for what to get the to get a glistering

Melon oh yeah there must be a how do we get up I’m not sure so I got breads can you use the bamboo sticks for something I can’t H wait what if I no I still can’t get the um I don’t know what to do wait wait then I’m going to

Check okay you got the string right mhm you got the uh shears mhm wait wait wait wait wait wait fishing rods where where’s the fishing rod we can make a fishing rod oh yeah so fishing rods there you go unbreakable it’s unbreakable oh you can use a fishing rod to collect items

Now oh that’s smart look how what a boss I am you son of a me all right do you need gold so now I got the glistering melon slice we got the splash potion and there you go bro I’m so smart man I’m so smart

Yeah I know because I I told you what to do no you didn’t no you asked me if I have the shr and the and the bamboo and I said yes and then I made I thought wait I could make sticks with the bamboo yeah cuz because the book that

You get given is a walk through and you can have a look if you’re stuck so what do I do now I think you splash him now I can’t splash can you not oh there you go that works like a charm that’s great but what do we do

About Dave we go [ __ ] it I don’t know but it definitely involves leaving here come on what the f break the door open just bash through the door this place was a lot nicer on our way in sory time I guess bro I’m not as agile as you can you help

Me get a way across oh wait Max wait wait we got our fishing rods oh never mind fuse wait wait can we maybe move these guys no but he just pushed me for a second so items and projectiles cannot weigh down black or gray pressure

Pressure plates so on what if we go in further we just leaving bye [ __ ] oh there’s a pickaxe here oh wait Max we got Pi we got a pickaxe weird but do you think you could car fish try fishing me so I could get up those pickaxes wait

What oh no cuz we aren’t meant to leave him well I don’t get it how the [ __ ] are we meant to get him across then oh wait Max Max all right so we do this what the [ __ ] oh we can move the thing we can move this guy

How oh hey give me my [ __ ] fishing rod back you th hey give it back he doesn’t want to give it back shut up move I like I like it move it move it you like to move it move he stole my fishing rod give it back oh what

Why doesn’t he want to give me my [ __ ] back what an [ __ ] yeah let me just let me just fish a fish he doesn’t want to give it back LOL you lost your fishing R how do you feel don’t move him there you go okay all right move now

You stand on that and I’ll stand on the stand on the pressure plate no my fishing rods wait what the hell bro I lost my fishing rods hopefully oh swamp Crystal put this great job I think we need to work together to pass here oh no

Man I lost I lost it I lost my thing I lost my swap Crystal I got it give me my swap Crystal back what what the give me my swap Crystal back what if you drop it here I can’t the [ __ ] okay so do we leave him behind or what

Now no we have to we have to swap places with him no Max use your swap Crystal put in your off hand I there now we are the other guy there you go where is he oh there he is that is interesting what do we do now

Um oh wait we are meant to use him cuz look it says this place was I’m not as agile weird idea but do you think you could try fishing me so I could get up to his pickaxes we lost our fishing rods uh we should go into game mode and get them

Back cuz there’s no other way to get them back actually have an idea so what if I just I got it I got it how do you get them back I just took um the armor off there you go oh see I’m smart like that see I told you

I’m smart but at some points all right so if we go up here so if I go here he’s there I got him move oh shoot yeah he’s got the pickaxe I don’t want now oh wait wait wait wait wait SW whoa and then I got

This can you jump to any other position can break a block of iron oh a it doesn’t joke about a block block oh my God you [ __ ] you’re so [ __ ] un funny all right so I think so I think I know what to do here so we need to be over here

All right now we’re Ryan again I fish you let me just swap back real quick what if I how’ you go have you got the crystal uh-huh do you don’t have it yeah it’s just I had two and now you need to move him to the other platform ohello and what now you

Again are you to trying to stop me oh wa holding there I’ve already sealed the hero away I’ll just block off this hallway so I can get back to more serious matters do the matters involve eating tons of cake they might oh [ __ ] move cover your asses

Oh wait we have to try to dodge the bull the bullets ow oh [ __ ] oh wa they oh never mind oh shoot how do you do this oh wait what if you just don’t move oh [ __ ] I nearly made it [ __ ] sake oh wait I think we have to like try

To find little holes I just made it without no Issues so how do you do this look how do you do this wait what if what if I maybe do this damn it n you [ __ ] made it I I have an idea wait he gets put back as well what are you looking at an idiot bro

How what if I just do this what the [ __ ] I’m near that’s not fair man how are you meant to dodge these wait Max what if I maybe try wait Max what if I get behind you like you go you face through the arrows right yeah ow you still die how how am

I how did I make it how did you almost make oh shoot oh oh no what do you mean bro you saw me I like got boosted oh wait Max that might work yeah then you what the [ __ ] happened to my what yes I made it calm down [ __ ] hell hello

Hello oh [ __ ] where did you to come from can you to die already killing you is really messy with my schedule whatever just re whatever that says the statue so I can get back to what I was doing why would you even fight us you’re

A gay cple you’re from the fifth why you disturbing me reading oh I died oh wait three