Deadly Minecraft: Crafting Chaos

My developers challenged me to survive and beat Minecraft in a world where everything tries to kill me he said it would be impossible all right challenge accepted very nice of him he started me out with a whole half a heart thank you so much yeah first things first let’s

Get ourselves a little bit of food here what what happened oh yeah watch out blocks are quite explosive you might want to stand your distance yeah great okay all blocks explode I wouldn’t stop to smell the roses if I were you oh roses just turn into poison okay perfect

That’s fine already off to a great start looks like I can stand far enough away what’s up dude ah bro yo yo villagers attack me no no no no no no no no why no no no the Sheep don’t attack me sheep that’s not cool do all passive mobs try

To attack me now Pig don’t do this to me kind Pig okay chill yo I’m so sorry I had bacon this morning dog oh this is gonna be hard man stop dude I’m just trying to get food I mean I get it I’m stealing it from you okay if I stand far

Enough away I can get myself some blocks and food which is good my ears hurt but that’s fine I grabbed some delicious melons hmm I just noticed I have 49 lives so I guess I have 50 lives in total until I lose the challenge wow all

Right we gotta be very careful then oh my gosh this is so annoying dude okay coast is clear no attack pigs or combat chickens in the area I can finally get myself a couple pieces of wood I feel so alone in this world I can’t even talk to the villagers that

Sound that sounds gonna get real Annoying got herself some wood and got herself some tools what’s up happening to my body what is going on why are there red particles Around Me Oh weird it’s my sword what’s up with my sword I don’t know but whenever I hold a sword I

Have red particles around me that’s fine we’re just not gonna think about it oh shoot I keep forgetting dude this is gonna be hard okay it’s already night time which I don’t love so I’m hoping nobody’s home here no no no no no say it stay inside you’re fine you’re

Fine I need to find an empty house to stay the night in uh you Mr oddly colored home oh this is the only help you’ll get from me good luck from the developer well all right what do I have an infinite totem sick okay I still die

But at least now I won’t have to respawn and lose all my stuff which is nice I guess thanks developer no bed though and I kind of want to sleep the night away I don’t really want to find out what hostile mobs do just yet oh gosh Golem

No no I know he’s gonna destroy me can I do a stealth Mission hey buddy can I borrow your bed please for sleeping in are you can I just grab that from you grab the bed grab the grab the Bell wait hold on don’t one shot me dude

No he’s fast he’s very fast we’re playing ring around the death Rosie dog okay he can’t go inside doors we’re fine here I’m fine I’m hiding literally from villagers this is the weirdest challenge I’ve ever done it’s their big noses man they freaked me out I’m just kidding Jeremy you’re very

Handsome now oh now the question is am I just gonna explode whenever I go into the bed I maybe hold on just in case that’s not how you make bread just in case we’re gonna heal up ahead of time so that if I oh no oh no maybe it’s food poisoning great food

Poisons me now it still does give me hunger which is nice just every time I eat bread I just get poisoned okay cool that’s great I’m having a great day guys all right let’s sleep in the bed and see if I die yeah okay sweet I can sleep in peace

What a Beautiful Morning the sun is shining and everything’s trying to kill me heart zombies I don’t know what no it sounds very bad great message to receive on day two let’s try to ouch what’s happening what’s happening stop stop would you look at that your hearts

Are hostile too wait wait what happened I took damage and my heart fell out is that what happened hello hello little heart what’s up man how you doing ow okay why okay it’s giving me a hard container so I got my heart back thank you very much ah shoot stop it

Stop it okay ah shoot okay well what’s on the agenda today is uh some armor obviously I’m a fragile little Diamond boy and I could use some I keep forgetting that eating food hurts me that’s fine I still have 48 lives feeling good about that hey there’s some

Iron do you mind if I smack you and hold you in my pants what I imagined my inventory is just like one big pocket or something staying far enough away get myself wait hold on I forgot how to play Minecraft for a second grab some of these explosive Stones that’s gonna get

So annoying to listen to for like two hours hey editor can you replace the sound with something else thank you ah yes much better yeah music to my ears upgraded pick and now let’s get ourselves some iron and try not to die yeah got it okay six iron it’s not a ton

But I mean we take it oh gosh somebody’s angry with me over there I can see him who’s angry Sheep No relax man I won’t shave you with this iron I promise look at him just floating just mad as ever you ever get so mad at somebody that you

Just float in the air yeah it’s a relatable contest grab some of this coal here make some torches I think I’m gonna hit the caves here pretty soon stop bro he’s so mad at me what did I do oh no he’s like seething dark we gotta get

Some of this coal and watch out for the killer sheep dude I’m still weirded out by the particles I get when I hold a sword ow all right fine fine you and me sheep we’re going down fighting is never the answer crafty well at least not with

A sword wait hold on if I attack it I take damage would I swing with that sword swords are useless I mean I have a wooden ax that’s fine I guess now the big question is am I gonna what the heck oh shoot dude had to leave the Lebanon I can’t I can’t

Use a furnace no man can I just do it fast go go go go go go go go okay okay oh gosh oh no no no no no no no I still have 48 lives I don’t want to lose another one I have to eat food right now

Don’t kill me poison don’t kill me poison just gotta be very careful is it smelting okay we can still smell stuff it’s just very dangerous to do so this is hard hey guys the villagers have woken up from their Slumber which normally would be fine uh get the iron

Sorry guys just cooking some food over here no no no no stay back villager seems the only thing safe so far is the crafting table which I’m happy with I guess I gotta grab this furnace here oh do I make an ax or do I make a bucket

For water uh unless water kills me I should probably test that huh I’m just gonna assume that lava kills me how about water though I’ll dip my toes in and see what happens ow I would stay on the ground if I were you those Falls won’t be good for your knees great great

I took like half a heart of fall damage but no I took like five Hearts instead okay water do you kill me or not you don’t kill me perfect wait wait what anchor boots oh no I can’t I can’t swim sink or swim well I guess you don’t have

Much of a choice with the anchor boots wait wait hold on oh no oh I’m gonna lose a lot of lives here dude no no oh what am I supposed to do um I gotta find an air pocket down here somewhere come on air pocket where are you where

Are you air are you air that’s more water I’m losing a lot life boys Dig Down dig straight down dig straight down ah special announcement I am doing my first stream here it’s a brand new series 100 days in custom Hearts get ready for the streams by joining clubcrafty you’ll be ready

For the members only comment moments where I can communicate with you live and that’s on top of all the other daily members only content hit that join button today and I’ll see you on July 27th with the live stream oh gosh okay okay okay uh take off the totem of

Undying there we go now I’ll die but I’ll respawn uh that was bad man I lost seven lives there dude okay can’t swim in water apparently I am not a fish and breathing water is bad it doesn’t kill me or give me damage but I’m gonna make

An iron ax anyway just because it’d be really nice to have a melee weapon when I hit the caves I will need iron and full armor and stuff so that’ll be one of my main goals well here’s a nice looking cave oh gosh these boots dude These Boots while very annoying are

Actually kind of dope looking I would wear these in real life get some fresh kicks they only weigh 900 pounds but they’re cool looking okay our hunt is for iron and I’m hoping I don’t run into anybody super spooky oh I hear a zombie it’s one of those heart zombies what’s

Up boy why is he more passive than pigs are I mean that’s fine I’ll take it make some torches here grab a little bit of coal oh no very bad never dig straight down mama always warned you not to do it ah that was I should have known gonna be

Honest just wanted to see what would happen oh hello Mr creeper boy if you could not explode me that’d be awesome dude why are creepers and everybody else kind of easy all right got plenty of ow whoa whoa whoa what why why why don’t play with fire you’ve got to be kidding

Dude is it what I hold yup yup it’s when I hold torches okay awesome holding torches lights me on fire that’s fine uh 39 lives left I think I can still do this I’m figuring this world out caves actually aren’t too terrifying unless you uh hello Enderman he just morphs

Into a giant like three-headed monster or something I’m just gonna go gosh dang it I’m stuck oh no what am I supposed to do now dude I fell in the water and I don’t know how to get out now I guess I might be able to out dig myself out this

Is so annoying no no no no no no oh no ah shoot I’m stuck here man the water pushes me this way but if I break a block then I die maybe if I die do I die no I don’t die okay it just takes some health away this is incredibly

Obnoxious okay break this oh half a heart attack well at least my heart start trying to kill me right now so I’ll take this as a good thing you know what this does mean there we go I can place down some torches now that I’m just sitting in water all right I mean

There’s all bright side for something it literally break that block and yes okay okay come on oh come on man I can jump but not high enough these anchor boots are weighing me down can I make a slab and place it underneath okay there we go

I’m out I’m out be very careful don’t fall in the water don’t die yes iron okay finally dude we got some iron I got too close lost another life 38 left Lots oh lots of iron okay perfect we’ll get full iron and I’ll meet you at the surface

Cow cow no don’t even think about it that’s what I thought yeah look over there I guess we have a friendly cow are you friendly no he’s not friendly gosh dang it chill chill cow you might want to stand back buddy I gotta smelt up my

Iron good uh I have to beat the game I’m really worried about going to the Nether and stuff I don’t know what’s gonna be out there but I assume it’s gonna be even worse than it is here cow no stop cow I don’t want to take out a beautiful

Little cow stop man he’s like guarding my stuff I’m sorry something feels so wrong about taking out passive mobs but I guess they aren’t passive anymore are they is my iron ready yeah seven iron that’s fine a little impatient but I got myself an iron leggings oh no no no no

Ah be careful that material looks pretty rough on the skin a little too itchy I died of itchiness come on so uh yeah yeah I can’t wear armor that’s fantastic yeah cause it’s apparently too itchy and I die of itchiness I’m sorry tree we’re in a cruel world my friend developer

What have you done you’ve created a monstrosity well no r armor okay well I guess if we’re gonna hit the nether probably should get some diamonds for a pickaxe and a better sword or weapon I should say uh Pig not now I don’t have time for you oh man that’s a lot of

Skeletons although it might actually be good can I grab a bow my boys if I’m gonna take out the dragon I need a bow and a bunch of arrows as well oh that’s a lot of hell yeah don’t kill me don’t kill me no have hearts come on yeah did

I get a bow I didn’t get a bow what a scam that’s fine let me grab these oh gosh try not to die Inland great diamonds are little skeleton monsters at least they do drop a diamond come on give me a boat give me a boat don’t kill me already scared

Oh that’s cool I guess if I don’t get too close to Diamonds they don’t turn into a little Diamond skeleton that’s good to know I’m fighting your loopholes Mr developer give me a boat give me a boat goodness that’s a lot of mobs I don’t like not having Armor man yeah you

Guys fight each other that sounds great you guys do that over there I’m gonna quickly uh just poison myself over here just casual Tuesday stuff back up zombie boys you stinky old heart Steelers yeah come on give me a bow please no I would

Like a bow I just want a bow I mean I’ll take some arrows gosh dang it’s zombie dude it’s fine I still have plenty of hell did a bat just attack me dog come on man all right some extra free arrows on the ground all right we take those

We’re already at 11 arrows that’s not bad that can take out all the crystals if my aim is great which is 100 is going to be for sure give me a boat give me about arrows I like arrows but just uh how hard is it to give me a bow all right

Fine I’ll make one myself I gotta take out some spiders or whatever I am pretty pleased honestly with how many lives I have left I mean I did lose a lot but 36 is pretty solid although we haven’t gone to the nether yet and that sounds a

Little dangerous oh shoot well make that 35. there’s some more diamonds thank you very oh I forgot I forgot I forgot oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh there’s a lot of ah what’s happening what is happening oh no no oh man that was crazy uh good news is uh

Good news is I’m up to six diamonds now and make that seven diamonds all right not too shabby oh no no no God I think I just fell in a whole vein of diamonds that was wild we lost some lives come on diamond monster spawn hello buddy how

You doing just gonna grab this diamond real quick thank you buddy I’ll grab you as well that’s a good little life hack I can just ow hello good man I love one Diamond please thank you all right nine diamonds that should be more than plenty careful careful that’s gravel above my

Head ah spider spawner yes please hey what’s up buddies I’ll take some string thank you very much thank you boys that’ll give me a bow perfect I’m done in the caves man I’m heading to the surface fresh pick fresh ax nice dude it’s not much but it does definitely

Help now I need to find a lava pool don’t you just lava a good lava pool shoot okay ow chicken why oh gosh gosh dang it is that yes dude a ruined portal that really helps me out it sets a good stage it’s not all the obsidian I need oh but

It’s close hold on dude I might be able to make a portal just from this why what am I dying from what did I just die from was I holding a torch on accident gosh dang it torches go away the question is will I have enough if I get these corner obsidians

Eventually ow okay that’s all the obsidian I can get five I think that should do it one two three and then yes I even have extras I’ve got a nether portal dude yeah is there Flint in here there’s Flint in here there’s even a whole flint

And steel this is the best find of all time a golden apple I don’t know how useful we’ll be but uh I got a full lit portal man that feels good I mean does it feel that good I’ll probably die a bunch in there but hey that’s progress

What else might I need in the nether you think comment down below I can totally read them right now I mean I’ve got plenty of food uh ow sheep stop man well we’ve got a bow my friends actually before we go I’m just gonna quickly take out a couple more skeletons hello boys

Goodbye Oh now you give me a bow thanks so much man it was only the 40th oh yes look at all that durability it’s got skeletons I see you RKO well here goes nothing I guess uh oh very bad what just happened what oh no it broke oh stop oh gosh no

Oh no very bad ah why why why oh my dude this is bad this is oh this is so bad this is way worse than I thought man every block that I touch turns into a magma block and then turns into lava that’s that’s fine that’s totally fine oh how like this man

A lot of problems man I can’t technically run around oh no no no no no no no no no how how am I supposed to do this hold on I’m heading back to the surface this is gonna take some strategizing the nether was gonna be a massive problem even shooting blazes at

A distance won’t really work because I only have a few seconds before the floor turns into lava I’m gonna have to go in swinging like a lumberjack but to do that effectively I’ll need some fire resistance potions so my first thought is piglands I can barter with them for

Not only fire resistance potions but also for ender pearls let’s get ourselves some gold but before I hit the caves I have one backup plan that I might be able to do just in case just need to find myself a village ow cow cows still attack me but at least the

Floor is in lava so we’ll look on the bright side I need to find a village oh what’s happening now oh no no no no no why why why why quicksand everyone’s irrational fear right now I’d say it’s pretty rational Great Sand hurts me awesome learning new

Ways to die every single day just what I thought this couldn’t ow bunny stop bunnies why even cute little bunnies want to eat my eyeballs oh gosh excuse me flowers excuse me Stinky flowers no horse stop stop stop stop come on please have what I need yes yes yes yes yes yes

Okay this is my backup plan that is the worst foundations of a house I’ve ever seen in my life excuse me villagers please don’t try to kill me that’d be awesome no oh oh gosh dang it crafty was blown up by a horse yeah that’s totally casual

Minecraft stuff sure okay let’s try this again shall we let’s grab ourselves our brewing stand so at the very worst case scenario if I can’t trade with piglens I can at least craft myself a fire resistance potion now let’s hit the caves ow Jeremy stop Jeremy don’t don’t

Do this to me why Jeremy getting tag teamed over here by my Steed and my best friend well second best sorry Chester let’s get ourselves some gold while we’re at it we can get ourselves some more arrows as well we’ll need those for the dragone fight there we are ah keep

Forgetting that blocks explode hello gorgeous little yellow boy little banana boy ah a child I got 47 gold but I think it’s time to head back into the nether I’m hoping pigland trading is gonna work but I guess we’ll see oh gosh ah man first things first let’s

Find ourselves a bacon boy hey little buddies no don’t die don’t die in the fire please don’t it took me forever to find you ow ow all right here here take the gold uh trade it I’m gonna walk away from them so yeah so his drops don’t

Fall in the fire wait a minute hold on can I stand on the ah perfect I can stand on the edges of blocks oh sick okay that helps what are you doing ow what are you doing trade bro come here buddy trade trade don’t fall in lava

Don’t fall in lava don’t fall in lava trading all I need is one Fire Resistance potion and I’m good to go two hours later yes dude I think I see it all right the problem now is I need to pick it up without it burning in lava so

Let me toss stuff out of my inventory here clear up as much space as I need okay okay oh I see ender pearls and I think that should be fire resistance let me grab that thank you very much grab the pearls Perfect all right all right

Uh and now I get the heck out of here oh nope stop all right boys let’s see what our hole is nine pearls a couple fire resistance that should be enough for the blaze rods I’m hoping at least also nine pearls is great I don’t think that’ll

Quite get me to the end but that’ll be a great head start oh the nether was about as fun as you’d expect a lot of fire and a lot of deaths honestly the fire resistance definitely helped but I lost quite a few lives ah I’m hoping this is

Enough I only got 10 pearls and five blaze rods but I couldn’t spare the extra lives so I’m just gonna risk it and we’re gonna head to the dragon it’s time me boys I probably shouldn’t throw this next to water huh I literally can’t go into water so oh gosh stop where are

We headed oh mighty eyeball in this direction we go do it though I know I’ve got it we only have nine lives please do we have enough oh shoot I dropped one I think that’s fine hold on hold on goodbye please please have enough yeah

Dude with one left over I only have nine lives for the dragon fight I hope the dragon fight isn’t that much more difficult watch watch everything I touch turns to dragon breath or something I don’t know we have our bow we have plenty of arrows I think we just hop in

And do it huh let’s go no dragon’s breath Endermen aren’t aggroed everything seems normal uh we’ll take it let’s take out these crystals and take out that dragon and then we’ll have won the challenge I mean given I don’t die more than nine times but I faced harder challenges before yeah take

That Dragon I’ve got tons of spectral arrows from the piglins ow so that should make the dragon fight a little easier come on there we go take you out in two seconds as sometimes crafty can be good at Minecraft oh nailed it yeah yeah yeah there’s the last Crystal yeah

Hey Mr Dragon I got nine lives uh make that eight lives left oh ah shoot was that two lives there I got smacked by the dragon’s Wings almost half Health though Long Shot nailed him oh I just shot the dragon breath midair that was cool I meant to do that on

Purpose for sure I’m wasting a lot of arrows but we’re doing well come on come on oh it’s a lot of dragon’s breath man I don’t think the dragon breath disappears it’s just staying on the ground there avoid the wings smack his booty yeah come on come on crafty you

Got this yes yes yeah buddy we’ve done it yes dude that was so hard take that developer giving me an impossible challenge well my friends it is in fact possible although I think I have an aneurysm and a hernia so that’s fun okay challenge completed

Hey developer that was fun and all and I beat your challenge but dude that took me nine hours can you please make it easy again thank you thanks for watching like And subscribe I think this video deserved a like this was so hard see ya