Dear Leader Jim Pickens takes over Minecraft with Kevin

A [Applause] [Applause] L Oh Hey wait a second that’s my money hold on no one ever suspects the bunny rabbit right I just joined a band this was an unexpected turn of event it’s not just the chef out it’s a famous chef how am I going to blend in as a famous chef he so

Ready I just got a promotion to Villa sta a bios suit perfect ah now we’re golden look at this now I look snazzy okay he he didn’t see me somehow what what do I do should I drag him away should I run away I don’t know oh God no

There’s people coming run just run they’ll never suspect me the guy in his exact clothes do you know the MU man what the fuck Jesus Christ all right well he’s definitely dead anyway but we just need it to look like an accident there we go now no one will suspect the

Thing the bad L still in his head he’s completely naked two other people dead still looks like an accident Though oh my God my timing hold on hold on hold on hold on they think I’m panicking for my life but no I’m panicking to attack them before they leave okay I just made a workbench I mean surrender bench I’ll I’ll be right back to surrender oh my

God this looks so weird Okay pistol assemble and some bullets Assemble two of those let’s go yeah load up we’re about to defend our property oh that’s a cute uh crossbow you got there that’s really neat brutal is there only one did the rest of them leave I think the rest of

Them left well as promised yes spit at me now reload oh my God it’s amazing okay now I’m feeling brave enough to go check this thing out do guns work underwater Oh yeah they do apparently yep all is good well for me not for them is that an

Enderman I remember you guys you’re not too bad you just are socially awkward and don’t like to be looked at I can relate to you yeah look it’s all right we can be friends you can hang out here is it going to let me sleep yes thank God perfect everything is burning this

Is great oh now that’s what I call a shit house what it’ll do it’ll keep me safe that’s the important thing what the shit is going on now oh my God everything is going wrong look at what my health is solely from just smacking myself in the head all right stay all

Right surely you can’t get out of that can you just to in case I’m going to build you a little roof too I’m going to leave you a little crack so you can get air but that’s about it oh why couldn’t they have taken you instead of

Ball who built like did the mods build these leprechauns and T man or is that the fuck is wrong with his hand which T that is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like Mr T with this claw I am going to try and get some

Sheep some wool make a bed far away from here so my spawn is somewhere else cuz at least then I’ll have a fresh start and I can abandon this fucking disaster of his own Infamous funny oh at least I have another one my my ax is gone and

Then I look down the corner Infamous funny 69 has destroyed your diamond axe I don’t know why you have it out for me dude I don’t know why you hate me so much but I got oh my God again Infamous funny just fucking hates me and just

Wants me to suffer the hell is that that that looked insane that look like something out of inception what in the hell is happening what are you there’s another building over here what the hell oh you’re a sheep okay you’re normal I can see my breath I think I’m freezing

Again also I don’t think collecting wood with your hand Works in this every part of your body has its own health oh my God these effects may be bypassed by taking morphine well I’m going to become a morphine addict let’s go to the castle thing oh oh Jesus okay that was just

Nearly a normal Minecraft death what the hell am I dying to what I have discovered something and it gave me paralysis is I hate discovering things you discover the jengu and begin to add notes to your beasty April 2022 I discovered the jengu description hostile more research needed what’s this A rock

Can I use you to get wood take out your sword there we go now kill that sheep immediately before he attacks no before the Sheep attacks the Sheep didn’t want to attack he did I could see it in his eyes his cold dead eyes now get the

Other one too he’s plotting too I can tell it because of body language why are we killing the Sheep funny it’s going to be a banquet tonight okay let’s head home where’s hole the I should rephrase that let’s head hole there just a little hole in the ground there the holes around here

Get ready no no he need to go the why did you stop I don’t know I was looking around and then this spider found me I think you went back to your strategy that if you can’t see them they can’t see you yes here it goes my my home I found the

Home that’s just a regular hole that’s not the one you made yeah that’s just a normal hole well I’m going to I’m going to hide here but no no you’re not you’re going to stay out here and dance with the spider until it burns get your Cobin

Make like a strip of of 4×4 and leave a space for a door this is my home this d space wow this is so pretty oopsie it was pretty fill the the four squares in the Middle with that this is how you know it’s a bad Monument cuz the three

Irishmen here took ages to figure out what this was I fixed it I put something on the top is it jym it’s JY is a head looking over the land there there’s a potato on him oh great yeah let’s get the stereotypes like just raging while we’re here you know oh oh

That’s that is cursed I think we’re uh breaking your server is it already dead like people even started connecting yet it’s worse than dead this is the most cursed thing I’ve ever seen oh God Almighty it is the most cursed Fountain ever it looks like he’s

Just spewing out the top of the Spire oh God chopping our splicing our names together so we have Carl RTI RT SE Evan Jack me game oh that’s my favor Jack game I like that one hey there fellow miners it’s like something a cop would say when he’s goinging into like a high

School hey fellow miners anyone know where I can get some illegal narcotics I wonder how many people just discovered me for the first time in this video and immediately clicked off when I said hey fellow miners I wouldn’t even blame him oh no that’s the true beauty oh that’s what

You were talking about oh no spend some time alone here earlier I’ll give him a potato everyone sacrifice potatoes to the topless Luigi Waluigi even I’m already staring the think this was a mistake trust me I’m doing you a favor by just ending your life now do you know the way like

There’s kind of a meme like oh n flashbacks and then you play the music and you put some footage kind of opacity yeah I I’m going to have flashbacks like that what about this new world um what do we call it bandwagon we’ll see huh so this is what the bandwagon looks like

Just an empty pet interesting and if you didn’t already know I have a Jim Pickin skin from the the sims series just thought I’d brag about that show it off a bit I played a little bit on um stream when I was streaming a bit a few weeks

Ago I’m glad it’s working again because for some reason I changed the language into Arabic and whenever I changed it back it would crash the game no doubt this is going to be frustrating as hell for anyone that actually actively plays this game because I’m coming from

Someone who only has knowledge of the beta not even the full game so it’s going to be tough to watch if you uh know exactly what you’re doing oh look a floating tree I’m going to leave that forever there and I might build my house around here somewhere just so you can

Always have a good look at it holy crap this is just so nostalgic it is actually not I think I got to bait him to the Golem okay this thing is actually pretty scary I’m not going to lie it’s back off dude back off

Oh my God he hurts I oh my God I can’t close the distance get on the roof top uh-oh Paul’s picked a fight that I don’t think he can win you bitch I’m going to destroy you ow okay maybe you’ll destroy me still I can’t believe he killed Paul look now my

Dad’s going to fight yeah screw you you can’t beat this guy why didn’t I just bring him to this guy instead of getting Paul killed I’m the hero at the Village but at what cost don’t you send off fireworks right where my dog died I’ll Slaughter all of you

Next the hero of the village will turn to the villain of the village really fucking fast I’ll bury him here I think it’s where he would have wanted to be buried he’s looking out on the water just like back home rest in peace Paul the hero of the village this is so sad

Alexa play sad music I don’t even have an Alexa oh my God who spawn these oh why am I using this in funny didn’t take this a you know what I’ll fucking settle for this I need a bit of a tree yes thank you thank you quick quick quick quick quick okay cuz I know someone’s

Trying to kill me like literally as we speak 1 Second One Second One Second One Second this is fucking speed running run out of the area run out of the area run out of the area Okay bed bed bed bed please someone make it night I

Didn’t realize it would have to be night time oh my God someone sent me to my spawn point but it’s made at the bed thank God oh my you’re really following the guy with the gun just a man wandering the beach with his gun out eating potatoes all right it’s totally

Normal oh God children open fire oh my God I thought he had a gun too but no he had a sword I was worried for a second there the last thing I’d want is an even playing field my God what is going on there’s so many well I

Don’t mind it’s all just ammo and Target oh my God I’m out of ammo I’m out of ammo no no stop time out time out oh my God they know I’m out of ammo hold let me hang up a light in here why is it so dark why would the interior designer

Design it like this so stupid well I’m sorry okay I’m just a disembodied voice okay well luckily I should be able to make some more ammo right I’ll be right out hold on die die die die I get so reckless with my aim when I get ammo

Back get out of my trees get off of my beach okay I should actually fear them that could have gone horribly wrong they could have actually killed me there oh no oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no no don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t

Hit me I’m so weak and fragile so around this point I started to realize what I feel every bodybuilder is thinking my guns just aren’t big enough so I decided you know what I’m just going to drop in some iron you know as a little hand of

God dropping in a gift and I’ll just get myself bigger guns it’s as easy as that okay here we go I got the big guns and there’s no one here all right die you horde of zombies just in case there’s anyone listening over the hill or anything yeah die the hundreds of

You gotcha look at this little character model he’s like oh man really wanted to kill them ah my greatest enemy the dolphin for the viewers sake I’m lucky I missed that he’s just getting peppered all right the big weapons are coming out for God’s sake okay I got someone I

Need to visit but first I will destroy this historic Monument I mean it’s it’s called a ruin it’s in the name it should be ruined oh what a sh shot direct him back to the creeper okay let’s move out oh hi so much for being a witch and having

Witchly powers hey Village I’m here I made sure to come in a knife that you know would be good for telling a story about what happened there’s lightning and everything where the fck is the door oh you have a cool Lego house you clearly didn’t follow the instructions though

This doesn’t seem right is this a second story that you just cannot get too yeah were you missing half the set you see this this looks finished but also looks like you’re cheaped out buying the cheapest Lego set you could very small all right I’ve decided I’m going to be

Your neighbor I’m going to live over here the value of land just plummeted in this area I got to destroy a tree as well sorry about this I know I’m ruining your view but that notification is driving me insane okay floating trees are a bit ugly anyway but this is a

Little bit worse it looks like a solid Brick House built in the sky but I think it’s falling oh bread thank you very much you’re super nice I’m pretty sure he’s saying to himself well I never said you could take it but thanks oh look at

That armor and more bread the people are so giving I can’t even read but I don’t like the idea of you reading so I’m going to get rid of these for shop left oh I think I should get it cuz I found the lava yeah give it to him give it to

Him I’ve got one there you go that’s the last of my food dad is way more Cooperative if you talk to him with a bucket of lava in your hand I don’t know why I don’t say I’m trying to find you no there’s skeletons everywhere oh could

You get me their bones pour the lava right there okay now what do we do okay okay it’ll it’ll make diamonds in a second it’s going to make diamonds pick it up it up now lad pick it up see his little face it up oh guys there’s someone coming

Up no no D oh nice I did something all right let’s go find some bones lad we’re going to do a bit of Bone hunting a bit boring as they call it let’s go Bing together let’s go bone The Lads go boning there’s the show I want to

Watch oh no get the water get the water get the water get the water get the water I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine I’m just burning a little where’s the a lot I’m just burning this one that was some good bowling noises that was good Bing

Action are you sure it’s a Netflix show you want or the Bing continues run run I’ll get the lava oh shit run run dra on fire and angry there we go there we go I am I have a heart and a half you have a heart and a half

All right I’ll give you that one Jack go on where did he die a now we’re really boned all he found was hatred I already relate to the main character the all of dominance huh I would have called it the cube of dominance but you do you that’s fine

Corrupted by evil driven by Vengeance the Archer made all B before him I like this illager guy I hope he’s the main character cuz he’s really relatable yeah get those stupid villagers go on burn them down burn them oh God damn it I have to fight them how am I supposed to

Fight such a relatable and nice villain hey none of that social distancing please thank you okay that’s my character oh it’s DLC are you kidding me I just want to be old all right that one will do I want to be old but I also

Don’t want to pay to be old my guy just looks like a librarian who’s kind of lost I was going for the more I’m too old for this shit kind of old guy but no I’m just going with the sh quiet in the library old man traveling to squid Coast

Okay I don’t travel often and it’s not really an option these days but if I could I wouldn’t go to a place called squid Coast go to the Village my guy looks naked he’s a new town Streaker for f sake shouldn’t you be burning up it’s daytime this game is already very cute

Maybe you know it’s just the flames and the pillaging and stuff but I like it a lot already oh God God oh they’re running at me with axes okay just picture them making a little bit too much noise in the library fuck off fck off God he slaughtered them I brought

Out his inner rage that is yeah I need to go get the fish in this box hey hey come back here oh my God it’s like staru Valley but even more stressful great I caugh two fish and I’m level five okay so now oh I’m so excited this is

Fantastic you don’t understand how much this means to me farming look at that I’m level four farmer everyone I made it okay so I like to think outside of the box so I came up with a genius plan that I’ll just wait for the wheat to grow I

Have enough XP to do that and then I can just level up and do the other ones look at this I even made you a time lapse look at it Go wow the day is changing but that wheat doesn’t appear to be moving so basically my good idea was

Just a giant waste of time oh how the hell did you get in here kid at least he’s not after me I think he’s after the guy here look go go in and get him yeah and you go oh wait no what’s wrong with you what the hell there we go I killed

The child oh I got a lot of XP from that I think it’s actually proportional to how much damage you do to the Beast oh Jesus Christ my roommate turned into a zombie too I bet the child did this cuz he seems to be stuck and I’m just

Looking for XP and to be honest he was a little bit of a creep stone sword cuz I leveled up my I can excellent could I use a shield do you think no I’ll head this way away from the dragon oh God oh God I forgot about the everything else

That it’s trying to kill me I literally to a fish stupid pond and a stupid fish everything trying to kill me not you you’re nice everything else trying to kill me and I hate it where’s my stuff you better not fucking eat it I’m on land you bastard my sword here it sank

That is actually kind of neat it’s annoying but it’s kind of e yes I’m slaying beasts gaining XP oh another one oh again please clap another Tower of some sort why did I go for an adventure at night time I was about to break the

Leaves so I can get under them but you know what I think I’ll pass God that is a big cavern are they always that big there’s some dangerous stuff around oh my God that thing is massive what is the best way down there without breaking my legs

Pick up loads of dirt with my hand and just build a staircase take that realism okay I don’t like the way they shake when you place them it makes me nervous oh no what the hell are you what the what the hell was that wait I I can’t

What oh I had a cursing instability but I had that already I feel like an NPC out here I can’t get anything done what have you been doing when I’ve been minimized what look at that chat log what were you doing how am I even going

To walk I just started this new world I want to see how far I can get by just trying with well that’s it dude run what are you doing run oh no we’re in so much trouble and it’s just just began oh why would you spawn a fucking fish at least see had

Water in here arm a sword thank you yes wait what is going on oh my God no why oh my God the crowd just disabl your jump fantastic now we’re both stuck here a fuck off dude I can’t jump your speed is now normal oh my God I wonder if we go

Underground because then surely surely the dragons would suffocate right or else they’d spawn above me I’m going to do the cardinal sin of Minecraft I’m digging straight down all right progress oh my God I might have to turn off drunk thing it it is so difficult the sounds

Are so disturbing you mean the in- game sounds or the sounds of me suffering of course you mean in- game no one cares about my suffering okay can can you guys hear Jack okay on the stream hello hello hello he’s got a weird Echo speak again there Kevin hello nice weather we’re

Having does that does that all sound okay lad I hate soup why do you hate soup I I don’t like like wet foods and it’s the wetest of foods really all right I was going to shite all over here but live your own life man I can’t really deny that that’s Flawless logic

This wasn’t as uh heated as the pineapple on Pizza can someone build soup no stop there’s a pixel art Waluigi in the works now too if he has clothes on I’ll be very disappointed well I mean he doesn’t have a body currently so there’s still hope that he his nipples

Will be exposed why stop with the nipples you can keep going the picture leaves too much to the imagination I think yeah Ireland has been represented in all its accuracy I like some people just ignored the brief and just buil whatever they wanted the garlic sauce

That they have at supermax is the best garlic sauce I’ve ever had oh bit too wet for my liking for the love of God do all you eat then is just corn flakes with no milk oh I would kill for some corn flakes right now do do you just like eat

Ice because you don’t want a glass of water yes you got to freeze it first yeah just just ice just straight up yeah I love my solid water just scraping it with your teeth Dan people keep throwing soup at me and I don’t know what to do

Just take the soup Kevin it’s not I will never sip the soup Kevin what is it about wet foods that you don’t like they’re really wet okay wow that explains it I I mean ask okay fair enough you got me you got me you got me who was that Jenny Ambrose I

Expected better from you Jenny I thought you were one of the nice ones just want to tell the mods you’re doing a great job they are aren’t they they do not get enough credit but I appreciate you mods as I’m sure a lot of the community does right

Mods I don’t see your chat yet cuz this is all delayed so I’m just going to assume you all reacted yeah oh f sake I just applauded my own death for f sake thank you for the diamond horse armor it’s like mocking me it’s like here’s something nice but you

Can’t use it and here’s something fucking horrible oh my God what am I supposed to do here oh Jesus Christ okay well that way is completely ruined there’s no way I’m going to be able to go that way do I have a pickaxe please thank you that was way too well timed feel

Like a really lame version of Thor just summoning my pickaxe I’m going to name it wobbles not as cool of a name either all I got to do is find diamond that’s all you got to do Kevin and it could literally happen at any moment you can do this it’s just been constant

Explosions it has been 1 hour and a half of explosions oh for f sake all right one second let’s I don’t know I don’t know what to do I was going to say let’s get some there’s a fucking wither up there there’s a Wither oh no if they destroy

My spawn I’m effect is there anything you could do to like give me super mining Powers I don’t remember seeing anything like that unfortunately but that would be so cool Kevin has has won his challenge for a change Kevin is a winner it’s mine I have it in the inventory that counts

That is it we have done it we have done it I have done it you have done it we all have done it I don’t even mind I’ll give you guys the credit too I couldn’t have done it if you weren’t giving me pickaxes so there you go it was a

Collaboration it just felt like some of the people in the collaboration weren’t doing any work and in fact were deliberately feeding their homework to the dog you left one I didn’t did I oh I forgot there was a dragon in this tunnel thank you it’s like something out a

Scooby-Doo as soon as I see the dragon I just start running Jesus Christ oh no oh no there’s Withers literally everywhere they’re up the stairs they’re down the stairs they’re in the middle of the stairs oh my God they’ve been just casually destroying the entire world I

Can’t seem to die though hold on I okay well look the treasure will remain in the cave I am so happy hey any bu thinking about making a break for it yet I’m thinking maybe I can Harvest all this stuff and level up a little bit but

I need to level up to actually be able to harvest first oo picture of a shovel which means that is my shovel get in the well dude that’ be so funny I was wrong it’s mildly amusing but still worth it oh I found a piston which is strange because something just

Seemed pissed off this whole building’s on fire everybody get out I was wondering as I went up why I was Finding Ash hm I wonder I’m finding Ash well he’s burning down the great tower so much for that ain’t so great after all oh now the other one’s come to help

Him let me push him into there you go I got to be careful cuz if I fall in there I am as helpless as them I have no way out I’m dead again at least it was by a dragon this time that’s kind of cool your Deeds of Valor will be remembered

Get in the well dude that’ be so funny so many buildings on fire and I didn’t St most of them for once it’s a battle for the ages do you get it his name is AIS I don’t even know what happened to me I think I was getting eaten by a fish

Oh god there it is again oh no you’re not even a fish oh my God you’re terrifying I’m being eaten alive by some sea monster and I can’t even see him can’t see the sea monster that’s good well I’m dead again you may not rest now there are monsters nearby there are

Always monsters nearby Point proven Point proven is this a fucking nightmare maybe I should hang some raw meat over my bed to keep away the nightmare okay well I’m trapped here in my house unable to sleep cuz monsters want to kill me at all times even my character’s terrified

But there’s a whole menu system with quests and skills and everything since you’ve already managed to find your way here congrats trust me it took me a long time so I just need to click there and claim oh my God I did a quest oh I think

I broke my price God damn it oh wait no it’s on my head honestly that’s relatable I always forget things on my head oh my God you scared the life out of me he’s just hiding in my armor okay I’ll just just follow the really easy

Quest to try and get some XP I suppose so I need to build a knife with these two there we go I got a knife wait maybe I can kill this thing it’s almost dead anyway yes level one maybe that should be my plan just look for default mobs at

Least I know what I’m dealing with all right I did it what did I get a big brain that is pretty great okay could I kill anything else for XP perhaps a snail I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if I somehow died there what the hell

Are you and why do you look like a Rob blocks character okay how do I make a fishing rod that might be a good way of getting XP oh for F’s sake they can’t just be string can it I basically need sticks plant fiber and red wool okay so

I got enough plant string from grass red wool I know Pirates are famed for burying their treasure but I’ve never heard of one burying their boat like not even once you would never get a clean again imagine going to the beach in your socks but a hundred times worse oh I

Love what youve done with the inside too I have broken a shovel already oh God this is going to be a bigger job than I thought okay you know what I will finish this and then I will be back with you and you can see the thing and I’ll give

You the tour it’ll be like cribs but you know I’m playing a game about blocks thank you so much for joining us on Cribs Minecraft edition let’s look at this abandoned shipwreck so as you can see the home is now complete and it is looking amazing you can see here rather

Than tear up all of the old flooring or try to mimic it we put in new materials as well as the old to add character to the original design in the same vein we also removed some of the old trap doors to reuse them in one section and replace

The previous with glass as you can see in her before and after it really is an amazing conversion into the world’s coziest one-bedroom shipwreck complete with the all new lower level where you can still see the original sandstone and comes complete with unopened treasure how could one resist great work out

There disembodied voice you really spruced up the place but that’s all we have time for this week I hope to see you next week when we make over a refrigerator oh my crafting bench is still up there I was using my bed to like jump up there and get I guess I

Could open this and then oh I can be crafting while bouncing on the bed being an adult and a child all at the same time okay so now we need to try and make a gun workbench the Sun is going down it took me a long time time to do this by

The way the only good thing is I got to catch up on that sharktail video I’ve always secretly shipped her with the Martin gorsi puffer fish because I just think they’d have a lot of emotional but also very physical chemistry I 100% agree but the good news is I have the

Sand clearly I have the gravel and I just need to get some light gray dye to make some concrete God Minecraft has gotten so complicated I didn’t even know concrete was in the game to be honest with you but after much Boomer Googling I found out I just need to find like a

Daisy type flower oh what the hell is that oh I don’t know if that’s good or bad I feel like I should explore that after I get the gun Jesus I I got to remember that it’s hardcore I’m bouncing around here like a pingpong ball hurting myself and if I

Die I’ll lose everything aha here we go there we go loads of concrete made I didn’t even oh wait no concrete powder oh no Al so I have to like actually pick it up well at least it looks nice I guess but oh God this would be tiresome

I like it though looks nice good Discovery oh no I’ve ruined the Waterway you know what yeah we won’t wa holy shit look at this place this is insane an Enderman we should kill him we will need the ender pearls where the hell is he though I don’t know where he’s gone he’s

Teleported off for some private time I think I do the same to be fair if people were always after my pearls I’m really hoping diamonds look unique and they don’t just you know look like this I keep getting glints like that see that it looks like diamond and then you move

And it’s just like the glint in the in the water it keeps trolling me God that Ravines look really freaking cool with this lighting unfortunately it doesn’t look like there’s anything here for me like there’s iron and stuff but nothing that special I know what you’re thinking there is something special in this

Ravine it’s me you guys oh my God another cave this place has so much to explore like I haven’t gone that far ah mushrooms we can use them for soup but we will not we do not like soup on this channel the anti- soup alliances found

Diamond I was star you with a different sentence but then I just happened to find diamond I pray to God this is actually Diamond though okay I think we need to do something special here we need to like dig around it to make sure we don’t lose it is it literally just

One piece I’ve had this happen to me before and then someone in the comments was like it’s impossible to get one piece but it was literally one piece it’s looking pretty good we got at least two which is great cuz my diamond pick is almost gone I’m going to come out of

This just getting back what I had started with a diamond pick okay good yeah there is at least three oh God who’s coming whoever it is they’re slippy and slimy I can hear them walking around it’s probably just a slippy skeleton I think that’s the the best

Guess come on give me more don’t be like that I’m greedy I’m so fucking nervous this is a bit nerve-wracking to be honest pair specs I see it oh it’s got Jim pick’s head on the altar maybe not the cat that is a different type of church I’m

Afraid that’s a cult anyone who wants to be in the cult come on in I think they actually are doing what you said they’re reenacting the 1916 Rising there’s a load of Jim Pickins in green inside of it and there’s people with the Union Jack outside of it led by what looks

Like Jack septi guy Jesus Christ oh my God they’re actually reenacting now oh my God it’s all on fire we got Patrick Pierce we got James Connelly got spedy and remember to subscribe to my Channel or Else