Don’t Fall In Love With The Demon..

Long long ago the demons decided to be complete idiots and invaded heaven so they’re no longer allowed here that’s why we have these signs i’m usually not allowed to go anywhere near the gate that separates both heaven and hell but today i got a little curious

I wonder why they never let us go through here i haven’t seen one of you in a long time just as ugly and stinky as i remember wow my name is oh thank you that’s a compliment we already excuse me hey you know have you ever thought about taking a shower

You know what i was just coming here to shower actually you know levi what are you doing levi are you talking to an angel what’s yours you’re supposed to be alex no you’re supposed to be watering the evil asparagus no matter talking to a stinky angel or

Not it is not allowed you know that why aren’t you guys bug off this is ours hey you shut up oh yeah why don’t you make me oh yeah i’m not gonna make you you you come over here come on i bet you what you know what i went oh whoa oh my

Gosh sora don’t oh no no no no no no sorry just crossed the gate cross the gate help someone huh hi oh boy uh alex you don’t smuggle i know i’ve heard it so many times i stink uh yeah well so what’s wrong you sound

Like you were in trouble i was gonna go bathe in the gates the ones that separate heaven and hell and i kind of met even there and sora was defending me and he jumped the gate he’s on the other side why did he jump the gate i don’t know he

Was trying to defend me we gotta get him back i mean like maybe we should call the angel police or something angel bullies what no no no no we can’t kill the angel police we would get in trouble okay okay so this is like a secret

Mission right we gotta get him back all right and no one can know that we’re going there um you know what i know a guy you know a guy another guy he can get us into the demon place so he can go rescue sword and he’s real secretive i may have been

Talking to him oh you’re in there nobody knows so it’s a big secret no no worries let’s go that’s cool so we’re here don’t tell anybody okay but i’m talking to a demon on the other side of this gate every day you’ve been talking to a demon on the other side of the

Gates i know my notes against the ruler he’s so cute alex he’s so cute and he’s so nice to me kids guess what oh my god oh what the oh my gosh what is it my beautiful angel oh my god like this is this is my friend What is it like this is my best friend alex and she told me that one of her angel friends turned the gate over to your side oh my gosh there’s an angel on this side oh my gosh she’s probably dead by now there’s no way that’s not gonna happen

No no no no no our friend sarah is really tough okay just just outline i need your help we need you to help us get over there oh you want to get to the side over here oh yeah is there a better way than going under or is this the only

Way because alex you might have to get your dress wet i’m sorry i don’t want to get my dress right there’s no way i’m swimming under no that looks dangerous i don’t know you’re not going to get in the water just come over here over here you dummy

What you’re on this side like this i never noticed that before i’ve been talking through the gate all this time do with them already you tell us the angel secrets right now how did we get into the castle do i have any angel secrets we have to

Get rid of him we don’t have time to do this well we can’t get rid of him he’s he’s very important to me and he’s into the plan he is an angel what planet we need it’s the plan that we will take over the entire world that’s our plan

That’s your plan you’ve been trying to do that since you were two and it failed every time i’m not dead so my time continues if you don’t get rid of him i’m gonna find a way to get rid of him jax don’t get rid of him please please i’ll

Find a hiding spot for him uh he’s hiding spot’s not good enough he needs to leave just uh all right all right how about how about what no jax bring him back right to the library thank you can you stop flirting with jax please angel i’ll give you to the end of

The day you either put him back in the angel site or you convert him and you make him one of us what okay that sounds about easy you think you could do your best to get converted buddy this is really scary i don’t like sneaking around Okay he’s gone he’s gone he’s gone we should be safe come on so where are we supposed to find our angel friend i don’t know i think he might be in there guys i don’t want to see anybody coming Jax is pretty evil guys i don’t know if sora could survive i wish you could hear what’s happening inside he’s probably torturing him you know you’re totally right you look so much better when you’re standing above me like the lighting oh well thanks thanks what did you think of the

Poem though like i i wrote it real i named it little little angel blue yeah after me oh my gosh of course even though i’m in hell i feel like i’m in heaven so guys should we go in there go hide in the house go to the house go

In the bathroom and go hide in there okay where’s the bathroom what are you guys doing here we are trying to poop oh alex can punch you again if you have doubts about it that’s right that’s right i have to do that all right all right i’m trapped i’m trapped okay mm-hmm alex

You stay here and you you watch this this demon but don’t be tricked by him i will not be tricked by him i will keep my eye on you i’m gonna go find light and then maybe we can set up some kind of trade so we can get sora back okay

Okay okay go ahead none of your trickery demon none of your two trickery yelling what she said sit down why i couldn’t stand up sit down okay all right punched again no okay okay put them down put them put those down oh my you’re gonna hurt yourself so

What are you what are you planning on doing with me huh i’m just gonna keep you here and i’m gonna watch you i’m gonna make sure that you don’t escape in your bathroom or just you and me we’re just gonna just gonna sit in your bathroom yeah well yeah this is the only

Place that i found that has no you don’t have a dungeon in your basement well no we’re angels stupid of course we don’t oh okay well here let’s hey no no you’re not supposed you’re not supposed to wait get back in there hey i i’m a good demon i am a good demon

Okay i’m just gonna take a look around your house because it’s very nice no no no no no you’re not allowed to hey i’m gonna okay all right well that sounds very serious i’ll sit down okay if you really stay right there stay right there by the

Way i just wanted to say before you leave uh you smell a lot better than you still you think it’s that easy i’m not gonna trust you to leave you here by yourself no now get away from me i’m not tricking you don’t worry okay

I’m not moving i’m i am not moving i am going to sit here all right fine fine sit there i will hi charlie charlie you’re safe oh my gosh look at you oh oh i uh i didn’t notice how how cute you look today is that a new shirt new chain

Yes charlie yes i always want to ask you charlie you want to go on a date with me i’ll show you around this whole area it’s so beautiful wait hold on i feel like there was something i was supposed to tell you but uh you know what that’s gonna be

Yeah let’s go on a demon slash angel date charlie where are you it’s been so long oh don’t tell me did you forget not again why do you worry about your friends so much she’ll be fine why don’t you come join me up on the bed up here okay get

Some rest no she’s supposed to be here what if what if something happened to her what if she’s in trouble what if she’s dead what if she’s dead hey hey you know what did you say your name was again i’m alex wait what that’s not even important right now well

It’s a very pretty name it’s going to be okay and here i’ll tell you what you want to be trained back right yeah of course i do do you want my help why would i want your help you’re a demon i think you need my oh come on i’m

Not gonna brad look at me haven’t you i can’t i see the way you look at me no i do not i you’re evil i love that my whole life with demons i never trust you hey trying to how about this all right i will help you

Get your friend back okay but you have to go to dinner with me right now come on i know you’re hungry you’ve been waiting here for hours well i have waited a while but i don’t know i want to know this isn’t a trick of yours

Oh no no no honey it’s not a trick alex come on i know a great place over here uh you promised you’re gonna help me find charlie oh i promise just have a good dinner with me and we’ll get her back in no time oh boy charlie i hope you’re okay

I don’t really want to go back into the demon world i’m sorry oh really come on no there’s no way i’m stepping foot on stupid demon world okay all right princess then how about this get out get up here okay hey let me go i don’t want it

No no i got you okay you don’t need to panic all the time and then she was trying to take a shower oh my gosh oh my gosh we better take her out i’m keeping my eye on you alex get out like are you kidding me i thought she wasn’t

I thought she was burning in the flames oh don’t don’t worry i’ll take care of that hey take a seat please but what about my friend he’s in trouble and i think he’s dead oh he’s not dead i can promise you that he’s not dead yet

Hey hey what would you like for dinner i don’t know what do you guys eat here like eyeballs and rocks or i don’t know what your demons have we have chicken chicken chicken’s good i like chicken okay all right i’ll get you your chicken all right hey you’re not gonna run off

Now aren’t you uh no no no i’m not gonna run off good cause it’s not like you could escape anyway now let me see it’s a it’s around here somewhere i kind of just grab it from the back okay wait so there’s no server in here or

Anything oh no no no we just get the food ourselves that’s how we do it in the demon all right here’s your chicken right here that whole thing is chicken yep there you go oh are you sure this is a piece of chicken oh there you go

Wow demons don’t really have any taste do you you know little one this date’s going great and all but what if we uh you know move on a little bit further we can go back to my place for a bit no no no you know what how about we go look for my

Friend which is the whole reason why i’m here is fine why are you so worried about them oh it’s nice come on get up here let me go i told you i didn’t want to be carried like this i know you’re so cute when you’re trying to tell me what to do

So where are you taking me anyway i’m taking you to my favorite spot come on oh my gosh so the day is set and we are just so ready for all right are you serious what are you guys all doing here oh you’re just in time this is our engagement party um very

Getting very engaged when we literally came here to rescue you well i mean he kidnapped me but then i fell in love so you know i kid i kidnapped him and i kidnapped his heart yeah yeah kidding me this is a great opportunity because i

Was going to do the same thing with you come on we could have oh my god all right i’m gonna get ready guys okay we’ll see you down inside all right they’re getting married light oh oh you want to get married too charlie okay