Dream’s 21st Minecraft Livestream [FULL] | 1.16 Speedrunning

Oh yeah i have my other keyboard i’m not using it i’m using i’m using my new keyboard but i also have another new keyboard because this one’s i got the wrong one but okay i’m using the wrong one but i i kind of like it it’s a mechanical

And the other one is a different oh it’s still mechanical but mechanical giving it a chance i feel like champagne i’m just feeling like pain okay well that’s very funny pain yes pain thank you for the sub i don’t know why i’m running around in the jungle somebody said muted no

I am not muted wait george thinks like gullible is my middle name but really it’s my last name dream dream streaming at a reasonable time i know that doesn’t happen but guess what today it’s happened and never again will it ever happen that’s two three jungles in a row

That’s a crazier right uh three jungles in a row that’s insane only three hundred viewers i said twenty thousand or constantly the same true that’s what george said i didn’t say that there’s two villages right here which one do i go to uh where the occasional left i need wood hello everybody hi

Whoa wait can you still hear me yeah oh your stream just froze for me weird chrome just crashed people are saying that it says i’m offline even though i’m not and like chrome just crashed the tab just crashed why why me okay it’s back yes i’m back i feel like i’m lagging a

Little bit oh you have emotes now yes emotes i’m not even subbed what ah oh my god this is so dark because you’re not partner your name your thing is dream w12 oh yeah yesterday partner hello dream w12 cream w12 it’s sad my emotes have to be named dumb names

What are they called what wheeze like dream weed scream what i don’t know why i broke crime all right boom boom boom boom boom hello you’re saying it says zero viewers and that i’m offline well guess what it is wrong i have actually a thousand viewers hey i’ll help i’ll do something look

Uh so check this out ready i’m gonna do sub scribers let’s oh wait hang on i have drama my body is ready there’s no minecraft drama oh turn it to subs only mode momentarily momentarily and then i’ll say if stream offline refresh and i’ll spam it

So everyone can see it and then i’ll turn sub mode off that see i did it nice nobody wants this i don’t understand how this version works with with stupid things unless i’m just doing something wrong i’ve done this multiple times and it always does this come on okay thank god oh

I don’t even need why did i make this i was sidetracked i made something i didn’t need all right um So i use my twitch prime on you i don’t have gravel yes what do you mean should i don’t know you can only do one twitch prime a month if i want to use why would you not use it on me i don’t know that’s fine you don’t have

To use your twitch prime just buy it oh sure [Applause] we’re not 20k viewers we’re closer disappointing disappointing it’s come on just load it up on your phone do not jump somewhere else on your mom’s laptop no go to your friend’s house and load it up there

Don’t listen to this idiot you’re at school for some reason just go in the computer lab load up on all the computers thank you for the subs [Applause] um first i’m doing a dream kind of nervous thank you sanja for the donut um okay to be nervous

What’s this villager doing all the way out here this desert it looks small hopefully it’s not thanks for streaming sport the other day if it was you still waiting for my partner as well thank you for thank you for the stream support the other day

If i if i did i donate if i don’t i donate to random streamers a lot so if that’s what you’re saying then yes you’re welcome but otherwise i don’t remember i don’t recognize the name sorry hey liam do you recognize my name george liam um okay i grew this up

This says eluding three i’ll just end the stream right now okay okay i’m gonna say that you started the stream seconds after i finished my last test for my class so thank you well thank you for coming to my stream so if this is a losing free book you’re

Just ending this yeah because it it’s like i i could have been over here if i went to the desert like already and then i would have had time but like i would just have no time so i’ll just i’ll send it let’s be mad and leave all right

There’s just no way three times in a row not in a row but like three times in two days let’s just pray for losing three can’t wait for this stream to be over i’m already bored of it ooh please please losing three i hear some lava and peeling three looting three

Fortune one close was an hour and just gotten to the nether i spotted a massive roost ravine oh my god that’s terrible in another sponsor it’s so trash oh come on how is this this far i thought it sounded so much closer oh it’s above me

Right there the lava drip i know it’s above me i didn’t want it i didn’t want to dig oh someone give me a sub thank you i didn’t have to use my my prom now super value staff thank you you know you don’t get to thank them thank you super

I forgot wait where did it go super value stuff thank you super value stuff thank you for the gift of sub now i can use your remote stream look ready uh green weeds being what dream hot dream cry boom i did it um this is the worst biome i was getting

This earlier today when i was running what is going on valley is there anything useful in that pretty much now um well this could be good if you like if you just run a bit find the fortress and some people and you trade and get the pearls within

Those eight then this could be like record so go within the eight let me just use eight gold and get two pearls you can though that’s the thing and there’s you know you can you can also get it in two yeah it’s a go this is it

This is possibly the world record if you’re fast enough if you’re enough i don’t know why i don’t invite you anymore this is not true before every stream dreams like please come to my stream did i know anything i didn’t put on my boots i’m like why is everything mad at me

Did you um save where the portal was um it’s that way so you’re gonna lose it it’s uh i know i’m not gonna get 16 pearls from eight gold you are you are i’m and then i’m not no no it’s gonna happen and then i’m not gonna find the fortress that would be

That would be my luck all right look you want to get on the last two gold you are such an idiot part of those slamming h slamming each gc i got it what wow wait no you didn’t you lied well that was obvious you know it was obvious to

These guys are so opaque they need to they need to nerf the hog ones maybe you need it good no it takes like 10 hits to kill just don’t kill them i didn’t have bacon this morning i will reserve that for wait what’s the date the 18th i’ll reserve the 18. oh okay

And staff time but yeah me stepping up and george we’re teaming with um bilby for minecraft championship we’re teaming all out all as a team the dream team we lost last time because we were without sap now but now it’s there we have no excuse unless we lose then we have an excuse

Well this will be explained on the day that’s true yeah if we lose then we’ll let you know whatever excuse we come up with if we lose it’s that mom’s fault that’s true well no we lost last time if we win then he would be he’d say

It’s his fault because it’s his last time and then we got him i think for the subs no problem i’m one of the subs wait do i have like the two-month badge now let me test test him on sub yes sir oh he mad at you he’s the golden apple

On him i think it gives you good stuff he gives me nothing probably and it makes it does nothing i don’t think he’d be able to take it do it he takes it he gives you something raw it definitely doesn’t give me something rare but it does

You might take it and just and try nothing why why do these drops suck so much like i earlier i’ve done i did like a bunch of runs today and only one time did i even get two pearl trades the gold apple it counts as just

It counts as two um it does two rolls it’s like two ingots let’s give it to him thank you oh also what do you think about this instead of making gold boots you should make gold helmet because then you’re likely to get okay well everyone was trash anyway

Yo another stream hi dream hi george hearts will there be another unboxing video soon um probably yes thank you for the dono splashy yeah what do you think about making gold helmet instead of gold boots because then you’re likely to get gold boots uh iron boots from the guy

But it’s one extra gold i guess it doesn’t take that long to get one gold puppy woof yeah i what oh my god yeah there’s almost 20k viewers 2k more we only need if everyone here loads it up on their phone as well as their computer then we’ll have

36 thousand viewers live on the stream joshua founder subscribed nice george i found just subbed i’m famous thank you george i found for the sub existence is pain and 1.16 george farts on his fingers and smells him i agree actually he’s he’s done it before green does that

Jeremy does that like almost every day i’ve never done always dream always says how he’s doing it he tells me to listen and then he does it and then that’s what you discussed that’s what you disgusting george has sound boards of his own farts that’s what that’s what george knows

That’s what you have and it’s disgusting yeah yeah yeah i think i’ve said this before in a stream therefore they know that i’m being honest oh yeah you just set up the live streams in advance so then it is more credible when you finally say it again

Thank you caitlyn for the crazy donut i love you fifty dollars start the stream off 50 didgeridoos i usually don’t think i usually don’t stream when i’m speed running because i’m like i i got messed the other day like are you okay like i watched your stream you seemed you

Seemed so off like well usually when i’m like speedrunning i’m just like i i’m just like oh i’m kind of chilling out and relaxing i’m not like hyper or anything or like like i’m happy but i’m not like whatever thank you for this interesting idea nothing here maybe right over this hill

There’s gonna be a completed end portal wait what did you say there’s going to be a completed end yeah right here right here on the top no completely on portal i’m just joking thank you for the donut that was the meat yeah i have it’s nothing i have sticks

What do you want me to do yes oh there’s another one wow this is like lava pools the lava blocks they’re gonna find out what tweet george was laughing at in your world record oh what was it it was um oh i know i remember i remember what it

Was but it was like you your reaction to something put it like put on some like on one of your tweets or something it was like a pic like a video of you like doing the pog face i think and it was like in reaction

No no it was it was like a react you did a reaction though thank you the redstone gamer for the donut wait that was the early birthday in the actual video yeah but you just said i’m looking at a tweet and then i remember and then like you

Laughed and then later you showed it to zap nap and the zapnap laughed and you showed it to me after i was like what tweet were you looking at in um i don’t remember in the record and you told me i don’t remember what it was though

Thank you remember it was funny though well obviously well it was like it was like a clip from your stream it was right it was right after your one of your like face your first face cam stream i think or something i don’t know it was after it was like a couple days

After one of your streams i think i don’t remember or i don’t i don’t know i have no idea uh whatever i already don’t remember that’s gonna annoy me i reckon i’ll never remember what that tweet was never find it at least even if i knew

What it was i probably wouldn’t have to find it my power just went out but now it’s it’s back on my i have um my computer and my internet hooked up to power generators because i’m a genius where is uh this is such a pain i shouldn’t have gone to this house whatever

Can’t see my There oh that’s great thank you so much uh it wasn’t even enough at this house ridiculous ridiculous this could have been a good seed too it’s kind of annoying that is annoying whatever it’s going to be world record yes my hair is pretty much the same color as my u2’s

Buddy don’t hit me no problem minecraft manhunt with charity donations donator’s able to choose which one you donate in the name get items like hunger games that could be funny oh we’re going traditional strats there’s a savannah as we could funny oh yeah boy yeah Boy heard you like prequels or heard of the well yes all right i have i have uh i have heard of it because you can take from that what you want love you in your content live stream thank you i need flint she needs some flint

Sorry if i missed your donuts guys when i’m speedrunning that’s why i raise the price when you should be running because i want potentially less donors that way i don’t i miss less thank you for the sub hi um i didn’t get any bread from the last

Village so i guess i have to go over here and goes was there any bread or was i just distracted i don’t remember seeing any i only got one bed either and this runs it would have been good but my power went out and i paused for like 30 seconds

That would have been great maybe maybe another time i don’t need more uh i’m so unfocused i need to focus instead of reading stuff i just want to say thank you for the consistently entertaining content for con contributing to meaningful causes when they’re no longer association

Thank you thank you for the dono all right well this run is dead because of my focus but whatever i might turn off donors maybe [Applause] also hi george love you all thank you love you too yellow i’m not killing the sheep for food that’s why i’m not burning them i just want the wool all right i am not falling i almost fell for that again that would have been great i’m not following i’m not falling for

That again thank you love you too Why because you wouldn’t donate me ten dollars i would no you wouldn’t and you didn’t you don’t know i do know you can’t be sure i’m pretty sure all right so if i just donate ten dollars right now how would you know if it’s me or not

You enjoy history let’s go to the announcement what’s your all-time favorite book um i like i think i said a lot i like the legend series by mary lou or marie lou i don’t know how to say it um and george i don’t know george doesn’t read books actually he read

Harry potter so i guess that i don’t know how to read i like the harry potter books i don’t honestly i don’t really like reading but i read the heart tweeted and said that he was just trying to push george off uh that’s definitely what he was doing that’s what he says

I’m just in a ravine good luck don’t suck thank you for the donut thank you Um f word on your discord no why would i do that i’d never swear it’s warring is bad ah i’m just saying ravines there’s little nether guys i don’t want them ah oh there’s a red biome great i should just reset i don’t have any gold i just want to get

A desert temple right at the beginning that’d be epic and then the temple has like a thousand gold that’ll be even better I believe he’s done this um these people terrible spawn terrible spawn foreign thank you tommy thank you odyssey all right well that doesn’t really help did you see that donation about the gold know what to say that uh is it maybe better to get to farm golden than never and then use that

To trade in a village to get past it might be quicker buddy left your channel really well they weren’t saying it was they were saying maybe it is what do you think um because you can only wait gold only saves you not that much hold actually it does save you though it

Does save you time but not like not that one time i’m streaming by the way whoever that is it’s me why is my mic so far away it’s me welcome the thing was announced oh my voice yeah it was let’s go oh my gosh what are you streaming i’m strong

Why is it called pain because why not what does that do mean i’ve started flexing he’s flicking no i’m not flexing it you can do it it’s quicker it’s quicker yeah i’ll save you like point two seconds no it saves me from mining one extra block which is good yeah this time

One second he’s gonna beat the world record by a second and that’s gonna be why where am i going okay i’ll get a little bit more of bit this this bit of that you’ve got a hat when i first joined i think i was recording so i heard george like me like

When you get pearls i was like oh sorry like left yeah you can leave again if you want you know george last night dream when you weren’t here george was like i’ve noticed what do you do he banned me for two weeks because i wouldn’t tell him something

He was abusing his family are you still banned and i think you need to take away his perms for at least two weeks and we’re starting has it been two weeks since you were banned for two weeks in like eight years it has so technically he banned you for

Like 10 seconds no he kept me banned for like 10 minutes and i’d like to call him on discord like george it was like 10 minutes but then you just called me on discord and we spoke on discord for like 10 minutes so it was like literally an irrelevant van

No we found out someone got the sapnap at on twitter in july really yeah like someone like i don’t know how yeah i don’t know it wasn’t when you went to it before i don’t know thank you for the donor i remember when you went to the twitter.com it was like

Some random it was no it was yeah it was hitting by someone then i remember i checked again and it was like account like there’s no account like he’s not found or whatever george’s not found and i was like try get it so i’m not trying and you were like it doesn’t work

It didn’t work i tried and i’m assuming maybe if you’d waited a bit longer and then try it again it would have worked because someone else just took it i dm them hopefully they’ll give it to me oh that’s truly in the day okay

I need to get the i need to get quicker at the beginning i think turning donors off help because i always come like oh it’s not that important it’s the beginning i’ll just read the donuts thank you for the donor you should just get the record in every version

Every version ever made george i mean we were talking about this last time but at least i feel like 1.16 is like a million times more luck based than any other speedrunning person we’ve talked about this too thank you i love you too thank you the dono

Uh i should just reset until i get a desert annoying going through these and then not finding out full thank you live lola thank you for the sub yeah not going to have a level pool is your evil alter ego’s name nightmare yes i feel like that’s obvious

Clearly whatever i was gonna dig down but there wasn’t a deep cave to help me oh i have no idea george’s george is thick that’s what what joking he’s not joking all right i’ll probably turn off donuts i’m gonna do it um or i’ll up it i’ll up it a lot

A hundred dollars minimum donation you’re welcome what oh no that’s not good um how do i do this settings all right there minimum amount is a hundred dollars wait what let me see this because i because i don’t want i’d rather not have that many donations but i don’t

Want to turn it off just in case somebody really wants to um i’m gonna turn off sub notifications just in case someone has the urge to drop a hundred dollars all right well it’s either that or turning it off so i’ll just turn it i’ll just

Leave it like that i guess if i want to record it off yeah you can if i or you can’t turn it off but i can like i mean like turn off the alert but now if i’m on like an insane run i’m gonna get 50 50 50. and it’s just you

Just raking in like in the cash you update your bits as well oh no let me do that sorry i messed up everyone’s loophole it’s not letting me it’s not letting me all right there oh thank you sonny we just want to actually donate 100 oh my gosh

Thank you sonny i love you all right let me fix this [ __ ] where where where do i go i have to go to your twitter creator yeah then any of the three of you do any performing arts in school like choir theater i don’t think so i played the violin i played orchestra

Um when i was 10 i was asked to be in the choir and i said no won’t you listen here you see where do i george where do i do this please tell me oh my god how you such a noob does he not know how to turn off bits where is this

Dashboard you could have the little three things to pop it out and you click preferences and then not partner because you oh my god listen mister all right okay what do i click on okay there’s two numbers under bits and tearing and you just change it

You want a hundred dollars you need a hundred then two zeros do you mean ten thousand that’s what it is and that’s what it is a hundred and two zeros yes i don’t know what that number is you are so dumb all right oh my god thank you caitlyn for the donut

All right all right minimum donation is now 200. now it’s three thousand dollars let’s see if anybody got any takers you think you’re funny donate three dollars see what happens i’m just kidding it’s still a hundred if you’re still a hundred please please please give me money please give me money

You said to three thousand crazy mario bros has entered the chat mr beast is the beast hmm all right desert world someone said why give under your dream when you can give it to me and that person what’s that enough and that person was me on my alt account

I don’t even see where do you even apply to get verified on youtube i’m like looking all over the place youtube verification form or something was wondering about the door thing it saves you two blocks what i meant meant to say saves you from happening no because you’re yeah you know you

Don’t break the door you break the block underneath it boom this is gonna i guarantee you you’re gonna start seeing other speedruns do it i have um i have i’m i am the pioneer of this town i have finally innovated a speedrun tactic that that people will copy okay

You’ll see illumina you’ll see illuminati like next stream he’s gonna break the block under the door get the door and then use the door on the iron golem i guarantee you i have i have innovated this category all right door straps everyone everyone next on aluminum stream spamming with

Door straps and then tell him he has to break the block under one of the doors in the village to get the door and then you get three blocks and one break and he’ll do it every time now he’ll start doing it and he’ll go wow whoever came up with

This is a genius then be like boom dream dream is such a genius man that’s he know this stuff because whenever dream was little [Laughter] he would you know those books it’s like minecraft like uh like the minecraft cheat books yeah yeah he read all of those

That’s how that’s how i got to read them every day those are probably written by noobs like and you can you can sprint by pressing w twice wow and then they’re all like real reading they’re like oh mom did you know about this why didn’t you tell me

We releasing minecraft tips and tricks book yeah minecraft tips and trick book by um uh world record holder just just like just we have to get our assignments quickly yeah before you lose that and even if you even if someone never takes it you can just put x world

Recorder and like the x and like really small and it’s like the step one if you’re in a village break the block under the door from that everything should fall into place and then you will be a champion trust me trust me i’m a professional the reason

You do it is then you can use it on the iron golem and then you just you just save you got you got all the all three blocks you need for the iron golem and what breaking one block isn’t that just yes and you can and if it’s

It’s cobble you get it first with your wood pick then literally it’s a block you were going to break anyway that’s amazing it is i know this is actually revolutionary you basically get you get two blocks for free for free for no no two for one fun no two

Two for nothing you get two for nothing wow that’s two zero it’s a it’s a buy zero efficient that’s imagine they did that buy zero get two free that’s fine you never see that kind of deal anywhere you see mr beast does that really buy zero get two free yeah

Three star pog champion pog champion yeah this isn’t the way you said that champion what their problem both says not i’m gonna run over to that and then there’s gonna be an axe and i’m going to regret having gotten the wood before i got the chest if that happens

I’m going to punch my monitor okay you won’t you won’t you won’t knock it right break it break up you won’t summon 1g your monitor right now if there’s an accident let’s do inefficient okay have you got any new keyboard this is this is fine this is fine yeah i

Have a new keyboard ah not the one you want so if he doesn’t get that you know it’s not it’s not he’s not used to the keyboard no it’s fine it’s fine i have two i have two if this one’s not working out i’ll just swap it midstream don’t worry

I got leggings on yeah leggings a dream wears leggings when he plays minecraft the jungle welcome to the jungle where there’s absolutely welcome to the jungle boom boom boom boom isn’t it faster to break the sandstone oh shop full why is discord being weird i can’t see people’s numbers

They’re like hashtag what’s your remote on no oh i do disable georgie why are you so smart i don’t know it’s just how i am i guess i was born like this i would have sounded even smarter because i was about to say are you sure when you’re like no

Yeah i’m pretty sure that’s streaming mode didn’t get that many blocks didn’t mean to use that but it’s okay okay unless you need that extra plank i’m gonna come down to that i don’t have food i should have grabbed some rotten flesh but it’s whatever all right let’s go to the nether with

With nothing tactic we just hear that joke again stop hop i forgot what it was what did it what a dream say something about some rotten flesh and then what did you say was your joke uh something flesh rotten you said some flesh rotten stun up comedian everyone haha reading sentence backwards funny

I’m gonna run out of food are there hay bales yes it’s a beautiful day outside the beautiful morning and i’m i’m sitting at my computer watching my live stream it’s a beautiful morning all right this is going this is going quite amazingly well right now i just need a lava pool

Dude there’s a lava pool right there you’re lying made you look though you didn’t make anything i just saw one stream you were like i saw like a little change in your cursor movement no i definitely got you i definitely didn’t definitely didn’t the way i sit in my chair sometimes i

Sit like kind of like on my feet and like in crisscross applesauce then my foot gets numb and then i have all like the pins and needles in my foot it’s angering me those in your foot yeah just remove the pins and needles from your feet

That’s kind of not good yeah that’s not healthy remove the needles and pins yeah i said it backwards too give me extra points for the laughs that’s funny yeah are you a comedian in your spare time did you stand up comedy yes i do actually i’m a comedian in my old times

You know what my all the time all the time like he said in my old time in my life in my old time in your all time what i don’t have a single bed i thought i’m an idiot idiot okay though okay i don’t even need beds we don’t even need beds

Who needs beds let’s kill the sheep and you get beds for free they’re like bed generators exactly how many beds did you just generate three it’s not even that many three point three there’s other can you not build a portal with crying obsidian no uh dream is doing it

I’m not gonna break that one beautiful morning you can do it it’s gonna take like five minutes to bring the obsidian it’s like a minute i’m actually i actually think it was like a minute it’s so annoying i think it’s more than a minute actually with a stone pickaxe

Look it up let’s go dream you can do it it’s going so slow obsidian break times um five minutes it’s crying obsidian it’s different right um it’s like it’s like a minute and a half or something okay it says um it says 62.5 so a minute and two seconds i don’t know

It doesn’t specify what the what it’s what time it is i’m assuming it’s seconds it says 62.5 for diamond it says 9.4 that sounds about right yeah like a minute and 2.5 seconds there’s no way it takes a minute i felt like it was like way longer than that

Wow it took a minute incredible one of the manhunts i was trying to break an obsidian with stone pickaxe i think yeah and i kept running up and knocking away and stuff and it definitely felt like more than a minute that time i was like oh my god oh

My god oh my god come on come on come on come on remember the chords negative 90 20. i guess i’ll type it out for you because i’m a i’m a good friend what’s the y axis 72 negative 1972-20 oh like i saw me he’s mad movements messed up hmm

I’m always just the anger just starts seeping towards me when i’m in the nether and there’s nothing so annoying at least i’m not in a trash biome that’d be more annoying maybe i reset so oh there’s nothing here there’s nothing dreams that 19k pogchamp we both hit 20k viewers epic

That is that’s so annoying not the viewer thing but that’s so annoying i hate having a knife all right please lower in the quite epic indeed nice dream gets to the nether at a good time but he’s not gonna find another fortress let’s go missed my hit sofa yeah there’s nothing here

It’s a beautiful morning it’s a beautiful morning I miss i’ve been cool though that’s a far jump incredible dude that is incredible so proud of you dream thank you do it again do it again but better Where’d i go all right i don’t know where to go what’d you say pog why’s everyone saying pog unless you hit the thing back to the gas oh okay drop the boots stole it back all right i’m just i’m just getting this for gold if i don’t get pearls i’m

Leaving it’s gonna give me pearls just to torture me so i have to say There’s only four of those i think that’s the lowest you can get it is i’m hungry well then shut up and go eat what do you mean i can’t you need me here you like your likelihood of breaking the record goes down 66 and i’m not here yeah okay

I guess that’s that may be accurate who knows we’ll never know look i’m gonna play some league but i’m here i read some yeah i read i read some things saying like oh yes dream speedruns are fake how does like how would um sapnap and george just be there like he

Has to be spearing all the time like like literally we just sit in a call like like all the day anyway like we’re not doing anything different it’s just that i’m speed running in instead yeah we’re like dream let’s record something let’s do something productive and dreams like i’m speed running

Hate i hate speed running it’s taking my friend away from me that’s not true not right now i’ve only been streaming i mean i’ve only been speeding on stream basically but yeah there was a period in time where that was true like when you were like practicing to

Get good yeah when i was going to not see this man for like a month when i was not when i was when i was like first starting speedrunning yes that that that is accurate like i would just be every single day because i wasn’t good

And i just i didn’t i didn’t feel like good about myself like i’m not not not in that way but like i was like i would never want us to watch you know i don’t i don’t want to watch this like and i wasn’t like satisfied

Like i just i would never like i feel like i just didn’t want to stop until i was satisfied and then like i wasn’t even getting a record it was just like that i was satisfied where i felt like i was a speedrunner and then eventually when i started

Getting really good times that’s when i was like okay like i feel i feel accomplished i feel satisfied and then i started like trying actually to get the record and that’s almost there there’s a reason my first record that they weren’t there was because i wasn’t calling with them that much

Then i think i was actually calling with george and he left no no i was there too i almost saw it i’m pretty sure i like left i don’t think so i know george was i said like george george well george had just left to the speed run before

Um to be fair this last time sapnap like for this the last record that i broke with the looting sapnap was with me for like like most of the time that i was street running and george was like never with me but then but then george was there when i broke the record

George wanted to do other things he didn’t want to watch his friend but he was there when i broke through but he wasn’t like i remember like that whole night i was there when it mattered i was there when you were like on pace to break the record and you died

Yeah it was like that was like a couple days it was like no actually when was that i don’t remember when it was i think it was i think it was i think it was the day before pretty sure it was the day before so it was so frustrating to watch you

Die i was like i was like oh my god he has a really good time and then you’re like i’m dead yeah so dumb yeah i had a looting i had a looting three book i posted the clip on my second twitter but i had a looting three so it was like

When the first time then i was on pace to break the record and um i um i died to an enderman which really sucked but the rest of that audio the reason i cut it so quick is the rest of the audio is not good the rest of that audio is not

Good at all dream was not saying very kind words i was not happy one of my favorite one of my favorite clips was whenever i blew up the beds remember in george’s video we were in the end and i flew up the beds you’re like stop now what the it was just like

[Laughter] george released the audio released the audience it wasn’t as bad as it seems it’s just it’s george did it for comedic effects like like half my words weren’t curse words and then he just bleeps it out it’s like it sounds like i’m like a sailor well you were definitely not

Saying no i was i was saying i was i was mad you were pissed but like it wasn’t it like it’s like for like 15 seconds i it wasn’t straight cursors it was like sap nap you idiot boom playing it right now i don’t know played at 30 000 viewers

All right fine 25 000 viewers and if i don’t it’s not nuts for what it’s a beautiful morning I can’t place it on ah door straps didn’t work okay watch this oh it’s not so good i just messed up because i couldn’t place it on soil i didn’t know that wow guys the door straps are soiled dead yes kill him kill him kill him they’re good

It’s just the soil i didn’t realize i didn’t realize i will never make that mistake again now now i will remember that and that is that is never going to be dream is speed running to the toilet he get it because he soiled himself yeah sapnap comedian i already said that joke but

Oh you just copied it and then oh my other joke as well actually you combined my joke that i just said now with the joke i said in that video and we’re like oh here’s my new joke guys i’m so funny so funny it’s not that funny i wish i was sap now

You wish it was funny if only if only if only all right dream if i win this league game it means you’re breaking the record today time to run it down mid let’s go time to lose that way my expectations are low oh look at this dream look look look in

Chat look at my name look at my name look at my name it’s just sapnab now let’s go gg i’m no longer sap nap tw really pog champ i suppose og relatively pogchamp did you tell me that yesterday or did george tell me that i think george told me

Kind of epic gorgeous i stole the name whoever whoever sat nap is i just needed their name it’s mine i finished out for old south map it’s probably the same twitter person now they hate you dude i want to find out who has that twitter i’m going to

Dm twitter and be like look i’ll deem though i’ll pay that person for that name about look ten dollars and dollars now you said that they’re gonna you know they’re gonna make to get their money’s worth and they’re gonna destroy you um oh i was actually like about to leave but

But he found a lava pool did you of course somehow this village didn’t have like hay bales that’s so annoying don’t cry i’m not trying to cry but i’m not throwing upside down don’t be shy pour some more okay dream all right um m um [Applause] i’m gonna ruin this level all right

Okay i’ve saved my portal successfully negative 21 31. that lava would have encased my portal had i not dug it a hole to the diane so forward thinking i know that’s good that was big brain nobody um hmm fortress one time i don’t have an iron pick so um um um

Dream thinking big brain plays right now um that’s how dream thinks of his video ideas he lays in his bed and goes um i don’t have a shield So Um I perform much better with donations off very noticeable yeah yeah yeah oh no i i have donations off now it’s this last night i couldn’t blaze were just destroying me i don’t know why but you found another fortress yeah imagine if you had a looting three book right now oh come on um

Hello or more than four uh fix one more ah ah maybe i should have say that my family is gonna be bye bye be not careful i should have oh god all right i need enderman’s right this way he’s gonna dump the mine through here i get blocks along the way

I’m not technically what ah i don’t want to go by that wither skeleton whatever and i have to i guess i thought wow i thought i could run by without it hitting me that didn’t work the frick dream disappointed disappointed we’re like we’re like when we’re live okay i ran away over here

The problem is though like i don’t know even that like 14 minutes that’s good as long as i get like the pearl trades in the next like two wait you died yeah it died were there skeletons wow bad mh i would have never done that i don’t know what portal is that’s

Annoying is there a clip of you just walking off into the void it was in a fail month like a zero iq with montage moments zero iq minecraft moments sat nap of course makes it in amazing thank you whoever made that great that’s temple the other temple

You know i don’t i don’t think i’ve had that many 20k viewers thank you george for shouting me out on me he’s on me actually i went to this tree because i thought it would have more than four wood and there’s a village deserted though but that’s fine i only

Really need the hay bales what can we do with 20 000 people um to do something george don’t don’t use them for anything that’s what that’s all george wants george wants to use you guys i just want to do something funny like can we do something what can we do

I’m not using them we’re using each other we can like go do a funny meme together what can we do um what if we just thought like a random hashtag or something let’s see if we can get it trending just like hashtag five seven eight nine two and just even get it trending

Five seven eight nine two everyone oh my god you’re so annoying everyone’s like what why is this trending all right everyone on twitter let’s go like that’s like your discord or something like like it’s trump’s discord or something like that that’s what we say that’s what you say and then and then

Boom everybody that’s not gonna get trending it doesn’t work like that it does because it’s politics everyone will be like oh yes never like message him but discord is four numbers that was five numbers oh does it is it yeah wow doesn’t even know this is just five

Seven eight nine then why am i mining so much stuff i’m just talking and i’m distracted there’s so many tweets already i see them reading the chat it’s trump’s discord oh my goodness it’s five seven eight nine you don’t just remove the two no everyone started with the twos

Already you have to do it with the you have to do without the two otherwise it’s not even nobody’s gonna fall for it everyone will be like you guys are stupid for falling for it look at all these tweets let’s go beautiful five seven eight nine guys not

Seven five seven eight nine two all right now we’ll all split apart we have to make our mind up okay five seven eight nine okay everyone forget the two hashtag five seven eight nine forget the two i’m sorry delete your old tweet delete your old tweet number one trending worldwide hashtag

Five seven eight nine doesn’t mean who’s already wrote about it what does this mean no no they’ll be like if people say trump’s discord everyone’s gonna be saying like it’s gonna go like a news articles on like world politics and stuff they’ll be like trump’s discord was leaked yesterday

What’s that website what you can see trends uh trendy.com i’m just kidding no one go there i don’t know what that is use anything okay i found it oh it’s number one trending already you’re joking um i mean george is so bad at like like that yeah he’s terrible he’s really

Obviously a joke no way it’s number one trending five seven eight nine five seven eight nine you’re so dumb george we’re just using my my viewers yeah cause george can’t get this many viewers for the benefit of the world everyone’s going to be like what random tweet

A random hashtag is trending what this mean everyone’s gonna be so confusion apparently numbers don’t work for trending no way uh those people would think like i don’t know it has fine now i think i’ve guessed surely it’s gonna get trending somewhere all right there’s so many tweets trump’s discord got leaked

Like the secret service is just knocking on my door tomorrow like why’d you do that man not cool is his discord you think trump has a discord they’re like how does that hey it’s trump hashtag 5789 billy sapetus i bet if he does this is probably like like 69 69 or something dumb

It doesn’t make sense he is like nitro yeah i have food but i was just not going to go apparently numbers can’t trend play better about the trend otherwise all our work is for nothing beautiful morning I’m excited door straps door straps are the new noise oh my god that’s what’s going to get you the world record right there it’s not going to give me the world record but it’s just it is it is inarguably faster so why if you don’t start doing it you’re dumb

Because it’s free blocks and it’s a block you already would have broken it’s two free blocks and when do you mind i don’t know it’s blocks that you will never need so like it’s perfect for the iron thing you can just when do you mind the

Door though you have to mine the doors you don’t mind the door you don’t mind the door you might get the door when you’re getting cobble with your pickaxe from the from the village you just mine the block that the door is on and it’s cobble so you’re already mining it anyway

Oh he’s so smart so you get a free door when he’s smart you get a free door and then you can kill the iron golem with it and just leave it door straps why are you so smart i know i know no one’s ever thought of that yeah actually it’s genius

I just i just randomly was speeding earlier today and i was like how can i get faster and i was like wait what if i use this door i have in my inventory that i accidentally got and i was like oh that works and then i was like i should

Do that every time it’s free it’s free real estate it’s free real estate well some people are just tweeting the words five seven eight nine like f i v e blah blah if it doesn’t work we can use that instead no because then it doesn’t nobody will know what it is

Good secret trend will be the only people that know there’s nothing there’s no memory it’s oz and that’s what makes it good george is comedian okay comedian snapnap level 10 comedian sapnap no uh stopping up comedian oh yeah commit wait it’s i’m not no it’s comedian sapnap 10 level

Somebody said do trump 5789 instead i really want to where let me check something bloop blop play 5789 is the world name i’ll do that next time ah interesting there’s no hay bales here i also have a good tactic for this village though because there’s no there’s no food but

Dream is so tactical i don’t know i was just thinking of tactics this morning i thought of something like this one this one’s kind of dumb but at the same time it’s kind of smart people are saying it’s trending and that’s what i call campfire strats

I kind of hate how on twitter you can’t see america trending if you’re not from america you should never change you should check for me so i’m not go to this link don’t be bothered are they lying it’s 28 on trending [Laughter] checks have no i’m in a league game i can’t check

The good thing about this trend everyone’s going to start everyone’s just going to see it and be like wait that is and then they’re going to start trying we have some liars in the chat man and my i don’t know if they’re lying actually you probably just don’t see it

Because you can only see top 10. no you can scroll down to the 28 and i didn’t there’s you wanna notice number 28 trending 28 trending is epic radio come on we can’t compete with epic radio they have probably like two listeners come on where’s the iron golem

Uh is there no iron golem there has to be one oh the words five seven eight nine is trending someone put a picture [Laughter] no way it actually is all right well i don’t there’s no iron golem there’s a lava pool there too it could be good if where’s the aaron

And now i want to see people um that don’t follow me tweeting out this hashtag that’s what i want that doesn’t mean unfollow me everyone i just want to see random people doing it which obviously we can’t do there’s no iron golem village with no iron golem i’m about to

Just leave but i want to see where the iron golem is what what it’s in politics probably it should be that’s good that that’s what that’s what get people like interested in it dream is click creating trump’s discord six no way this is funny i see it it’s like yeah it’s trending

Politics five seven eight nine it’s epic good job everyone good job yes we did it everyone uh clap to yourself right now if we all clap then everyone can hear each other clapping some people that are so confused if we all clap at once we can cause an earthquake

Everyone clap on one two three wait wait no everyone’s ready let’s do it again okay everyone clap in three two one i wonder if that’s we just we just caused an earthquake somewhere i don’t know if that’s like close to like a world record of the

Most people clapping at the same time no i’m pretty sure it’s like way more they’ve got people together like in person doing stuff like that too but 20 000 people okay probably not 20 not 20 000 people but like imagine like a stadium full of people cheering after like a touchdown

A stadium full of like 50 000 people but but they’re not all doing it exactly but they’re just out of sync just like just like everyone’s out of string sync based on the internet and stuff yeah there’s delay so but that’s only two of us it’s still

20 000 people it’s close it’s probably pretty it’s probably wait there’s only 19 000 people wow dream is irrelevant i’m just losing viewers so bad i only had it because everyone was like trying to get me to it and then i hit it and then everyone’s like i don’t really care

Anymore i don’t care anymore five seven eight nine the minecraft account five seven eight nine is available let’s see how long it takes for someone to take it it’s so dumb it’s just she just made someone be so mad like in like a week when they want to change their name

All right five seven eight nine right now it’s available on minecraft change your username [Laughter] i wonder if anyone will do it someone’s gonna do it on there i won my league game so you’re gonna break the world record yeah i’m sure seven obsidian i hate how like i think

George got seven that one time and i was like he’s the blacksmith blacksmith is two and i got seven oh there’s someone took the username congratulations to the person who has five seven eight nine you are now donald trump’s twitter in minecraft i mean you were gonna regret changing your discord same thing

And you’re gonna regret changing your name in approximately an hour maybe you want the name where’s the chest isn’t there supposed to be a chest on everyone obviously not i promise where’s the chest where is it you have no food you’re burning it’s not looking too hot it’s looking very hot

Jordan’s comedian and george’s community do i just find happen to find like the one like the one lucky thing that doesn’t have a single chest doesn’t seem very lucky to me the bug lucky blocks i’m joking i was joking about it being lucky obviously it’s not lucky

They have to be convincing you can’t just be like and then like or something like you have to be convincing what let’s be convincing with your tweets like they have to be convincing otherwise if like not just like make it seem like it’s a joke you’ll think it’s a joke then it’s

It’s failed sure that didn’t work because i thought it would i thought that would put me around the cave but didn’t put me in a cave it just put me in disappointment number three on trending all right well that’s a success i would say uh this started so well and then it’s just

Falling apart if the angle had dropped for iron the seed would have been so good but it didn’t and i’m just trapped all right i can’t grab the gold block i only have a stone pick don’t pick all right um all right hey like maybe i could have built it off the

Side but no because i no i wouldn’t know when it worked actually i would have had exactly enough i think you’re right i should i’ll think about that in the future it can save you three if you build it off the side i’ll get the gold block after alright

All right it’s a beautiful morning let me put my heart in the back ain’t nobody gets hurt whoa sat nap the vocals incredible you didn’t have your shield on all right i’ll equip it but i can use it even when i’m it’s not equipped this is true oh there’s a big guy

Apparently it’s number one on trending yes we did it we did it we did it we did it again yeah we did it like the door doesn’t mean stop though keep going can you be like even more than number one needs to be in news art if it’s not a

News article of course tomorrow guys and you guys were not convincing enough i’m gonna use google five seven Nothing really that i know about oh there’s an art piece in the national gallery of art called five seven eight nine whoa that is so interesting look at that it’s an what is that word earth orthograph in brown and black on i don’t know what these words say

Something italian wolf paper can you buy it let me buy this i want to buy it I thought the gold block would have blown up i was gonna be disappointed oh five minute lag or ten minute legs All right this poor guy who owns that that account or something that could be funny what account like he has like the discord tag uh-huh might not even exist this probably doesn’t probably doesn’t but kind of funny someone might have taken it by now just add like a trump picture no don’t

Do a trump then that’ll be obvious it just needs to exist that way if you look it up it won’t say it doesn’t exist because then people will be like actually can you even tell i don’t know if you can tell if you try add it it will say account

Doesn’t exist if it doesn’t exist i think and somebody needs to get it so that way it doesn’t doesn’t say it doesn’t exist though they’re even more confused oh it’s legit well maybe they’re like oh it is legit and he had to like delete his account maybe it makes him more legit

Someone has it apparently all right let’s add them and put them in the discord cool we’re not going to discord a call uh i speed ridge across this no i’m not going to risk it takes so much time i thought that’s what i thought oh it’s a pig

All right well that didn’t work really nothing in this nether so far i mean all it really takes is like i feel like like a sub 15 as possible on this like i’ve never i haven’t had any good luck yet but if you get good luck i

I really do feel like a sub 20 at that easily and the sub 15 would be possible like honestly because now even with like you can basically insta kill the dragon with the beds like in like a minute if it comes down quickly yeah but can you do that well i was

Practicing it earlier wait dream you have a clicky keyboard right now i do yeah no it’s me um yeah i have another one i’ll probably switch it out i’m just trying because i want to see based on the feel it makes me better or if it makes me worse or anything

I have my old keyboard right here neat can you hear it yes i miss it dream made me get a new keyboard i made a new one we were recording i made them take off like take off the keys that way they wouldn’t click some people like the clicks yeah

Not not one like it’s like you’re talking and this is all you hear in the background maybe for my streams i should do clicky keyboard asmr all right um there’s nothing here all right go next you’re not going to win this one yesterday you’re like

I need to i need to learn to stop running around on the seat that’s dead that’s true it runs around on seed that is dead again like i just then i would be running around on seeds that aren’t dead yet but that would be dead like really quickly and then it’s just like

Not as fun just do yourself favor eat yourself in that lava and do a new one you’re not gonna this this is not for the stream they want to see me they want to see me no they want to see you beat the record they don’t want to see you run around i

Promise you no one wants to watch you run around in another all right all right you’re right you’re right all right all right you’re right map you’re right you guys don’t care somebody said please don’t i see you see there i’m upsetting the viewers one person they’ll live because guess

What you’re gonna go to the nether and the next one that’s a really good seed right there you should play that one you just left not cool man [Laughter] what’s so funny i’m just reading tweets see this person who tweeted five seven eight nine anyway george is taller than punk you’re gonna expose

You’re gonna expose the meme like and and you and gabby what i would have thought better than you what why is this trending george you’re so dumb like you’re that is just that ruins the meme it ruins the memes you are you guys are not good memers oh my god that’s ridiculous

You guys need to go watch like gabby has a big account she just she misused her platform that is just wow cancel gabby cancel gabby cancel gabby i hate this crafting table i mean i mean i hate it why because you were i was dude

No don’t say it all i was trying to do it was push george off the crafting table i’m sure that’s all disgusting you actually make me sick no more crafting table memes guys thank you i mean you would say that yeah i would say i just said it imbecile nani deska yes

Put my heart in the bag and nobody gets hurt bleep bleep bloop hey i should change my youtube name to sat nat yt that’s a banger yeah do it right now should i yeah it’s so dumb nah that’s good it’s actually kind of genius if you think about it it will probably

Help him all right it will be added to an irl zero iq moments compilation you know you just lost time because that villager walked in front of me but i’m gonna make it up by door strats i hate those door shots it’s not good i that’s not good

It’s literally impossible to argue that it’s not good okay you gain like 0.5 of a second look at that i was already gonna break that i was already gonna break it i can get two doors i get two doors hey we’re gonna do the second door you actually would have saved more time

If you made a cobblestone pick i would have no idea you’re actually in the negative no i wouldn’t have saved i don’t think i would have saved more time actually you were in the negative pretty sure you’re in the negative four free blocks that is definitely not more time

Than mining an extra like two one block on accident with a wood pick you’re you’re wrong you need to listen to the expert you’re not the expert i’m the expert we’re gonna go now dream taking fall damage that’s not very good an expert would never do that

See what i just did oh look at that that was that was expert territory and this guy is dumb he doesn’t give you the trades you want look at all the villagers from like 10 bucks maybe it’s not as good because of the the hoed ground but like you know

What it’s right here it’s right here yes dream died let’s go door straps by the way i love how the last time i was like it’s never going to happen again because i know i know about like the hood ground and that you can’t but see this is a

Blessing maybe there’s no gravel over there and there’s gravel right here door straps door straps next time you’re right it’s door straps take perfection okay it’s you have to perfect them like but once you perfect them then it’s fine like i just i just didn’t do it quick

Enough i didn’t place it at the right angle it was it wasn’t great but i can like it just takes practice actually i’ve only done it like five six times it takes practice what do you mean you’ve done it at least like 30 times in this stream i’ve done like

Four times on the stream and i did like once or twice off stream now i already sleep now i already have the door please it’s even easier i’ll believe you when illumina and binix are doing it they’ll start doing it they will start doing it if not then what they’re only doing

They’re only not doing it to be petty i’m going to message them and tell them not to do it i’m saying yeah go go on your dumb door yeah look how good it is the iron rule isn’t even coming to you he knows he’s like look at this idiot on the door

Tree strats tree strats that’s the move you don’t need to get any blocks what’s actually i placed a block to get on the tray no you didn’t have to i did you could jump up from where you’re at right now oh well all right shut up about tree straps okay

Three starts i have revolutionized speed running with just one simple it will never be the same again speed runners speed runners hate him he has this one simple trick [Laughter] it’s true i don’t i have one bed i swear i broke beds okay whatever that’s fine where did you come from

I didn’t swear you said i swear came up no he swore he swore stop him just a dream looking for a lava pit running through the desert there’s a desert village is it is that a temple no there’s a lava pit go to the lava pit so when do we call

Them lava pits go to the lava he said that they’re called lava no they’re not guys watch this wait what happened you said what the oh it doesn’t have water hello a mega lol oh i had water it was glitchy the whole time clearly you didn’t like water

I did it was just glitched that is so you thought you had water but clearly you didn’t have water i did have water clearly now that i have water watch this watch this you ready for this we’re ready for this are you ready for this donut

No no no no no no no no no no no no um that’s not where i’d place my waterfall four strats place a dream door strap hats door strads see now i i that’s extra that’s extra benefit of having the door once you get good at it once you get

Good at it it’s useful i think there’s two blocks instead of once in one walk well to be fair you got two doors not one so yeah if you do get two doors then it’s perfect 35 0. this is a thick tree oh you don’t have any gold on you better

Start running i did this is like their hometown too they’re like a bunch of patriots fans what the heck all right you’re so behind it’s not my stream because i can see it on my second monitor i just refreshed it one wait why’d you go out of the nether thing

Don’t know that that guy’s lighting you up yeah lighten you up um i need did they change in other fortresses like do you know how to navigate them no no yeah they didn’t change them it’s the same the same tactics we are not the same no we are not the same

Two diamonds pog champ all right well i have to go back this way dream if you could would you live in minecraft for a day no i’d probably die oh you’re kidding me yes guys i know how to navigate them no no it’s this side it’s this side i mean i

Don’t have a navigator it’s this way gotta be down here it’s gotta be i think this is the last place you can be no way what is there not is there no spawners or is it down this one maybe straight ahead oh there’s weather skeletons yeah it’s right there

Not two hits with the diamond sword i don’t know it is two hits i don’t think i’m gonna make boots i’m gonna risk you but five rng is on my favorite right now i don’t have much gold though oh god that was unfortunate timing that rng was really really good

Um should i make a i oh i don’t have my craftsman it’s fine i have a wood here i’m just gonna make one cause i i’m should i should i make one boots i someone had died of the piglens this is the way it came from right yeah

I just came from up here i just want to get by my portal oh lord they’re fast beans gonna die they’re fast um just make some gold boots oh i thought you would drop one i don’t have i don’t have the materials anymore they didn’t drop any pearls though i’m

Pretty sure i’m not gonna die though i’m not gonna die i’m fine i’ll live i just need gold i see gold a little bit more gold i’ll make boots just to be just to be on the safe side i’ll make boots i regret my decision gold i just need one more gold

And then i need a bunch more gold for like trades and stuff i just don’t see any gold isn’t looking good for gold i’d get rng at the fortress there you go um oh god okay well let’s not do that all right buddy you’re fast the nether is just so deadly when you

Don’t have gold when you don’t have gold everything just kills you where’s blackstone where does it actually spawn uh i think it’s in those bombs with like um the bustle uh is there any is there any uh assault around that you know where i could go get

Asked by him why do you need blackstone my stone’s pickaxe about to break you can make a blackstone pickaxe yeah what is that what is what is it the same as this this is just a stone pickaxe it’s just a stone pickaxe it comes out

As a stone one or is it yeah it’s just stone all right well let’s see if seven gold’s gonna do it for us if not then there’s no way it’s like record or anything let’s see yes i like how they look at it for like a little bit it’s kind of funny

Yeah also it’s not like huh final two doesn’t mean we’ll stop going but this means there’s no world record or anything i’m not gonna reset all the blaze rod 17 minutes in i just need more gold it was crazy imagine just the first two gold that i traded the pigmen

Just gave me like eight pearls and i would have been out like 14 minutes or whatever like and then six minutes to beat the game or let’s just say it takes eight minutes to beat the game from there like that’s record like world record that’s not even well that’s like overall

Everything that would have been oh it’s not well i’m just like obviously not this run but i’m just saying like whoever gets that run where they just get a a thing i do like that they run away from blue stuff right you don’t like the blue stuff

Even if you got eight pearls i’ll just go and risk it but you don’t have a no black stone a little bit more gold i can mine it with wood it’s just gonna take a while i had not whoa it takes like twice as much dude dreams say bless you to me no

That’s it cancel dream bless you thanks everyone for telling me bless you he just turned on he like his mic was off and he turned it on when he sneezed just said no does he get sympathy who dares me to go have a shower i’ll

Have a shower too and we can race first one back wins let’s have a shower race okay ready are you like i’m fine no i’m i’m not ready oh i’m not ready either i need to go like go grab my clothes go get my towel so

I’m sure you’re in the same position you wanna you wanna race yeah all right first one back i’m gonna go so quick yeah man you don’t you’re gonna like get in the shower like wash like not even wash your hair just like get wet and then come out cause you’re disgusting

Why would i do that yeah you have to wash you have to walk you have to shampoo your hair yeah all right obviously and then clean it out then you need to wash your body and then you need a new conditioner okay five like he does that two it’s like two and

One on one okay all right i’ll use my two in one as well okay george you have to scrub everywhere you gotta get your feet everything got it it would be clean i know i know obviously okay have a shower well it doesn’t really look like are we

Going to are you going to brush your teeth as well doesn’t it look like it can tell around i don’t know i usually just do that before bed but ah probably not all right so just complete shower all right yeah you gonna put deodorant on it when you get out of the shower

Hey you’re afraid you’re afraid i guess so yeah okay all right you want you want to race the terms and conditions have been laid out um i suppose i mean i can’t stop the stream until we get back until someone gets back he’s not gonna stop it

Oh my god i’m like what i’m in the nether and this is really long like thing what do you call it lava source it just goes down from the ceiling and a magma slime magma cube just like swam up it really quick that was amazing that was incredible

All right you ready to race yeah i’m taking i have my shirt off already you ready wait okay wait i want a bit of a headstart i gotta put it back on okay you ready wait wait i’m gonna do a poll to see who that you think is gonna win

They’re all gonna set you but okay who shower i’m stealing like jim’s chat okay who shower faster whip or gorg well george is stinky so i’d assume he would probably shower faster it’s going it’s going it’s going let’s see who what the pole says first they’re all gonna say george

Oh it’s 55 you whoa why would they why do you think they were all going to say me is yours because they’re george simps and you’re stuck you know george george says he doesn’t shower unless he plans on going somewhere george what’s your what’s your shower strats george i plan on going somewhere

Right now you have said that before that is factual statement what do you mean i just go in i do exactly what sound i’m just saying wait what do you what do you do when you go in like is there a door yeah doors door straps

Listen let me tell you how you take a shower you go in you know you get yourself all wet get your hair wet okay okay like this anymore stuff and then and then you shampoo your hair first and then you wash it and then you get and then you wash and

Then you like shampoo your body and then you wash it off and then you try to shampoo your body four percent of people thought that you were gonna be faster stop now yeah cause i’m fast as frick boy all right don’t use that language on my stream yeah bannon all right venom mods

Stop stop georgie slash band not the only child band forever yeah dream sheds a bandless with aluminum so it’s true all right are we gonna do this race or what i don’t wait how long how long does your what how how long does your shower take to warm up

I don’t know it doesn’t take it takes like maybe a minute okay let’s say mine’s similar all right use the door strap what you do is you put the soap against the door and then you just like spin around when it’s like pressed against the door that way

Your whole body literally i’m gonna kick my door my door is like open like it’s slightly creaking i’m gonna i’m gonna leave my mic on and i’m gonna pick the door i don’t care three ready two two one go is this i have to deal with this on a daily basis

All right guys weather shower while they’re showering we have to talk a crap about them we’re just stinky death nap um what is he i don’t even know what sapnap is Island strats zapnap is silly george is stinky um all right oh guys george just texted me what he said i’m washing my butt right now what i can’t even do that i wonder how long they’re going to take there’s no way they take more than it’ll be like five minutes so it’ll probably

Be like another minute or two it’s like uh george will come back like like wet probably he doesn’t care stop not either they’ll both be like not even dried off like Hmm my fov is oh 90. i don’t know why it was 89 that could that was that was throwing me off just kidding nothing here i picked the other way it was world record i’m just kidding i want to throw the village right on the other side

I had gone right of spawn instead of left of spawn let’s see what i would have gotten i would have ran here oh there’s a temple i would have gone there uh there’s gonna be a village like right here isn’t there okay well not yet

Oh yeah there’s a village of course if i had just gone this way it would have been pog boom boom five gold that’s not that good then we would have gone to the village over here wait is there village oh there is yeah oh and there’s a ruined portal

I could have just gone the other way this is this is i hate when something like this happens okay i would have had 10 gold that’s so aggravating all right now we’ll just is there a lava pool right around here let’s see these are a lava pool

Okay no lava pool all right we would have been it’s fine i’m not mad we would have been stuck perfect They’re gonna they’re gonna be i don’t know how long they’re gonna be no way another like it’ll be like another minute probably and we’ve been pretty okay three four boom boom boom i need more practice i didn’t have a block out i didn’t find if i had a

Blockout all right we’re fine we’re fine all right perfect let’s go george is back like a minute ago no he wasn’t you’re such a liar are you back you must be stinky i speed around it why do i always get one one like less iron than i need this is ridiculous

Where do i win guys i win a hug from dream yes i’d always get one less than i need bad luck i always get one less iron from the iron golem he had to mute because he’s like not done with like everything yeah that’s why he’s needed

He’s just like i’m not done putting my clothes on everything therefore you’re technically not done yet zap now i know you can me i’m sitting here fully clothed you’re lying that’s why you took forever to respond what do you mean i was just looking at my phone

Yeah yeah i was i’m fully clothed um yeah nice and clean uh i bet you george dropped the soap when he was trying to go fast that’s not supposed to mean wasn’t that bad oh i feel so nice and clean you don’t feel nice and clean i do take forever

I mean you took you were so quick there’s no way you feel nice i mean i went in there got my hair wet as soon as i was all wet then i put on the shampoo and then i washed it off you just didn’t scrub enough i did

Yeah i scrub a dub dubbed not enough even though you would have been in love there for longer than four minutes you scrubbed enough dude no you can take a shower in four minutes if you’re going quick have you ever been like late to work or something have you ever been like taking

Crappy showers like saying you can brush your teeth in 10 seconds if you if you just do it good enough i just usually whenever whenever you’re in the shower usually just lollygag around and take your time because it feels nice to be in the shower i was just speed running

I’m just a better speeder speed runner than you clearly yeah let’s be running to the shower why can’t i still gorgeous nice with a nice lg water it george is so short when he gets in the shower he’s like fight like drowning with the bottle every time what there’s no okay level

I have no gravel no gravel there’s a black snake it doesn’t have gravel but it’s pretty good come on gravel oh god Oh my god a witch we dare try it again no i could do it but oh i’m dead i can’t die from poison all right so we’re just nearly dead alright so um all right we’re fine alrighty we need the boots the gold boots are now a speed running necessity pretty much

You suck you suck [Applause] you suck dream sucks that has never happened before that is so funny that is great all right i need to put that in a speedrun fails compilation yeah you’d have a lot of those wouldn’t you less than you no you’d have definitely would have more

Than me oh only because i speed run more that was funny the beds you take less fall damage on when you jump so i was just meaning with that and then i clicked twice on accident and blew it up if someone had said that in chat i would have thought about it

Instantly be like oh yeah do not i’m not gonna do that i didn’t think about it so i was like all right boom pog well i’m gonna go get some need i’ll be back later guys bye everyone bye dream peace like he’s gonna come back with his food by the time like

George is out of the shower i know i don’t know what’s taking george so long it’s his long hair Hello you’re back hello yeah what what no way how long has it been i don’t know yes you won huh how long have you been i don’t know i thought that was quite a long time i didn’t even like go specifically quick to be honest

Really i got it and i was like uh it’s kind of nice in here just take my time i don’t know how long was it yeah it does feel like it was a long time actually ah and stepping up drown in the shower or something maybe actually obviously not

Well there you go easy win easy dub dubs on dubs did you get the world record yeah no oh yeah almost i i was like i was in the in the end at five minutes but i died you messed it up yeah i’m a noob and i brushed my teeth as well wait

Really in the shower no oh after that’s an extra two minutes that and up i didn’t have i feel like you both took really long i think i would have been out in like two seconds i’m reading the chat dream what did someone have already come back no they’re mimi

Like actually actually they’re meme um wait i’ve already signed up only was here three minutes ago what happened why is he gone he was gonna get food he was gone he was back for like five minutes or something huh so you lied i did you’ve stopped me so listen he was back

For five minutes i spent two minutes um brushing might have been longer than though we were waiting for like where’s george like it might have been longer than that i don’t remember i spent two minutes brushing my teeth and then um well before that i bet someone didn’t

Do this i have like this little like squeegee thing that i like get all the water off the edge of the shower with it’s like a minute or two yeah you told him fast obviously he wouldn’t do that yeah well if i do it it means like

The shower doesn’t get as dirty as quickly you know do i do it um so i used it um then what else did i do that maybe slowed down time i don’t know you use your ass own time abilities um oh he’s already gone um mr squeegee yeah i used my mr squeegee

Oh oh my god okay oh my goodness um there’s no more wheat i don’t have a wood either this was the worst trade deal in the history of all trade deals Another desert village like i just love that clean shower feel that’s what stuff that said that exact thing well he said i feel so clean it’s so so great when you get out of the shower or something like that the actual meme is that is that george has been back the whole

Time just watching the stream and he’s like let sapnaf win i just never i just never showered or that trick zapped up into showering because he needs it we have to trick him into showering otherwise he never does it and now i put socks on my feet

Socks on my feet so they don’t get dirty bars i put my socks on my feet so they don’t get dirty why is everyone saying explain the text what text oh yeah when you texted me and you said that you’re showering your butt or something whatever [Laughter] wait what

When when you said i texted you no yes i was [ __ ] oh oops i was i was laughing and i messed up my portal i was laughing and i messed up my portal oh my god dream i told them i’m sorry i told them what i told them about it

He’s lying there’s no text what do you mean there’s no text there’s there are there was multiple texts there is there are the what we get there’s no text i was laughing i just messed ruin the world record run yeah this is such a good world record you’re going you’re doing so well

Eight minutes in i’m not even in the nether that’s not that bad guess what color my socks are um socks for what guess what color my socks are um i think i actually haven’t seen a single right answer in the chat actually i just saw one but i’m sure people said it before

But white socks negative 20 and 40. i’m gonna die from this no i’m pro how did you know his socks are white i thought he was colorblind as a pro gamer move i just led the pig into the lava such a pro gamer move and then with two goals and then i’m

Gonna get yeah 16 pearls no way it’s gonna happen the person who gets that because it’s like it’s not that rare like a five percent of that five percent like that’s not that rare like how rare is the ulta you wanna know what they all say 0.05 times 0.05

Oh i just messed it up okay point zero five times point zero five times a hundred it’s a point two five percent chance but that’s not that bad like that’s one out of every like 400 yeah like so imagine like i get that and it’s like rigged

Like and then you just like literally you get that in a speed run and you just do well because like why wouldn’t you do well and then like boom like you get a world record you got 16 pearls for or like whatever at least like a lot of pearls from two goals oh

Well to be fair no no no it’s more than one in four hundred because it’s 16 yeah right but only but if you get you’ll get at least but no no because on average it’s between four and eight i’m assuming it’s equally distributed so on average you should get 12.

Yeah so if you got 12 you would just go right yes maybe yeah no you have to yeah i just go because why not you get the one in like one in a million yeah one more challenge yeah you should find the minions and you already you have 12 you don’t even need

One more so it’s like if something breaks then sure but statistically it’s unlikely does that mean it’s like exactly one in four hundred because one in four hundred you get two ender pearl things and of those two underpowered things you’re likely to get six each time and then and then also the

Portal is likely to um to have at least at least one and you’re it’s like unlikely that you’ll break unless unless you throw it a bunch so like yeah it’s like one in 400 basically that you get enough unless unless you’re somebody that’s good at math you can tell george he’s

Wrong with his statistics but then there’s also like good chances that you find another call on a chest um or that you find an enderman and killer and get a nanopart especially in the new now you should just i probably wouldn’t go i just keep going i might just keep going it’s like

I’ll get another one probably eight from two i’ll get another one this would be like i’ll get another one in the next like 20. you didn’t did you make gold boots oh they just pick it up whatever though whatever you got oh you already have oh well

There wasn’t really a point because you already have iron boots i didn’t know you had iron boots well that means i can keep i will either soul speed boots yeah yeah you’re right it might be useful i should have but it doesn’t matter because gold and iron are the same so

Yeah but now he’s wasting a gold yeah you’re right thanks i know i’m right is the 10 chance he falls in the lava do you have a mathematician now yes if i’m the mathematician what are you and zap now i don’t know i’m somewhat of a mathematician there’s no fortress

I have a good amount of gold but hmm all right i think with this much gold i’m gold i’m pretty close to likely to yeah you need about 40 on average doesn’t yeah but i i don’t know where a fortress is i don’t know anywhere to run gold dream gold

I guess i’ll head into that area because i don’t really have anywhere else to go now why didn’t you just jump around and place vlogs even if it’s like a five percent chance that i missed it like five percent chance die right now i’d rather not and i like this run so far

Buddy um i don’t have any blue shrooms so i can’t like protect myself against the beasts uh i hate that the nether you have to travel around so much you just died that was my 10 well i didn’t die but ten percent what even the lava well i mean

I’d say overall ten percent not every time actually anyone end this room for now um i’ll probably stream again tomorrow again i’m kind of hungry so i’m gonna eat um maybe not though i might be like editing and stuff but who knows um love you guys bye see you tomorrow

Okay is there anybody i want to raid um you know what why not let’s see raid me raid here we go guys bennex this is a pro speedrunner he’s probably speed running right now uh he’s awesome trust me he’s great he’s a great guy deserves your support and love

Um give him a follow i’m gonna rate him check him out he’s really cool trust me you’re gonna watch him he’s gonna do really cool stuff and you’re gonna go wow dream was right he’s cool um so trust me stick around and watch him he might break a world record with all of

You there who knows um and then uh maybe i’ll take it back tomorrow or something i’m just kidding um see you though bye uh read in a second great everybody raid with us join the raid join the raid join us