Earmuffs for Mandrakes – MINECRAFT WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY #8

Okay so we gotta go let’s go to london okay let’s do it to london we go is that a muggle world i’m going to the london eye i’m going to king’s cross you can split up and find muggle things I’ll just explode them i’m sure that will go over well with this sir why do you have an axe never mind that check this [ __ ] out so what we have to do is look for trash from mr weasley does he not want a bicycle i thought he would

Submerge shrub missed me what does that even mean why have you switched my quest to a suburb shrub oh get erect idiot yeah i’m doing fun quests uh well we’re looking for trash in line and we’re struggling to find it i’m not sure how that is a thing

Look i found a bin why can’t i open it hello amore you can breathe in the water with the essence of the ghillie weed potion yep oh actually it’s pronounced juliweed what do you think it is i know mr weasley wants [ __ ] i’m gonna disengage the texture pack again but in

London because i’m just curious don’t do it pogba tell me how bad that looks imagine okay you’re looking for wooden crates oh my gosh how bad is it okay wraps teleport to me okay i need vials of puke and look at this building without the texture pack on the

One straight in front of us okay Oh my god oh my god jesus christ it’s beautiful word on the street is they actually made oh my god the one deny what’s that made of oh yeah let’s go see this is how they make map yeah they [ __ ] go they made like this and then they decided to put the texture

Packing afterwards because they thought it would be weird yeah yeah yeah there’s a lot of guess work yeah oh it doesn’t look like that doesn’t look too bad honestly it’s like what mossy cobblestone uh things what is this thing is this like a a tube of jelly or something

This is weim green glass oh i see i wish it was a tube of jelly a tube and then we’ve got [ __ ] terracotta look at this [ __ ] mess over here i know so zombie pigman with shovels on his head people sitting on a bench oh my gosh this group right here they’re clever

Some of them have trousers and shovelheads whoa there’s probably one here apparently oh there it is oh duncan you’re wearing like some weird [ __ ] green ass yeah well duncan check this out i got a carrot on a stick and a sword i’m covering two things a wooden pickaxe for a hat [ __ ] you 10 bruh you guys delivering poop anyway to london well no we’re collecting it from london yeah mr weasley for your scat collection yeah no more gunny vials of puke straight from the toilet this was this one was from a drunk lad it smells a bit and it’s been runny this

One’s from the queen oh sorry i don’t know that one i went to a museum i went to a museum in uh it was like a really like a weird like curiosity museum in yeah l.a and they had like jars with like famous people’s [ __ ] in

Them nice any good ones i can’t remember no number being weird how did they get that did they let do you think they were up to my partner’s like hello we’re from the curiosity museum uh can you [ __ ] in this glass jar for us oh my god

I don’t think they like i think they probably stole them what the [ __ ] just waiting until someone uses the toilet i mean i feel like there’s no way of you knowing and you could just [ __ ] in a jar and i could let it get naruto dicaprio’s poop yeah

I mean that’s probably what happened yeah just piss on a giant bullet got some of his best too leonardo dicaprio let’s see apparently he’s really into it oh my god seven i’ll get out of here if you’re [ __ ] getting stuff hello mr weasley whoa hello except 200 bucks thank you thank

You oh yeah that gave him a bunch of trash i’m here i just fed him trash he was like in a door real quick have you looted the borough yet uh yes fully looted get out yeah oh my gosh i’m just doing a side quest real quick

What is it i mean there’s any staircase i’m in like a really dark room do you think that three-headed dog is in this game i wish he fluffy he went back to greece did he duncan knows everything it’s great why did they send him to greece

That’s where he came from yeah yeah but i mean was he visiting like oh of course he came from hagrid of course he came from greece yeah because it’s like cerberus oh goodness oh shut up penguin you did not know anything you don’t know anything oh i need to return to will

My grubby planks you are a lot you made that up she is the substitute care of magical creatures teacher oh my god duncan could you lie about something and i would just believe him make up your most convincing harry potter lie duncan uh just did that was it yeah you were lying

Mr weasley has no dick where is she Wait was one a truth to one alive he put his wand in his pocket one time and it went my off casualty what’s he replacing fire again he could never never have another child again i think mrs weedy’s secretly happy about that yeah um they got too many we’ve got to go

Yeah i just need to go see well helmer grubbley pranks [Laughter] you know where she is i don’t have a dumbest name why am i not allowed to be a god because you’ve got your brooming oh yeah i said you wouldn’t so i did you

Know what i forgot about my phone and i vote again i forgot i refined my phone that i forgot about it i just can’t help it you know what feels so good getting all those items you’re going to go blind if you keep doing it

How do i leave the i’ve been told that about other things and it’s still not true my vision is perfect just putting to the absolute test i’ll prove you wrong bob i’m going blurred yet oh my gosh okay let’s go to the greenhouse but are your hands hairy

Hair yeah well my chest is actually my palms aren’t hairy though that says a lot imagine if they were that would be worse that would be pretty weird yeah even like monkeys don’t have have hairy palms imagine you shook someone’s hand jacket well i imagine people that go to those conventions too yeah

Oh furry conventions yeah yeah i found a secret but i don’t know oh am i gonna have extra good luke cause i found a secret where am i oh maybe wow oh god oh god i don’t think this is the way to break wait till you see

Oh my gosh wait till you see what i’ve got okay hold on i’ve found the greenhouses i feel like she might be in hogsmeade oh maybe i’m very i’m very lost right now curable creature consultation mr one um i don’t know what apology class the wrong is okay okay um

Go back go back i mean this is clean up right so yeah go back okay this is back okay oh you’re going over the top of the roof that might work okay all right wait are we meeting at the greenhouses the arrow told me to go this way okay i phoned her

Is she in hogsmeade yep okay okay okay okay i know the way that complete for everyone i’ve just got to do a big uh no to begin professor sprout okay i’m waiting for everyone it’s just outside the like the main area okay okay um how cool do i look what the hell boba

Where did you get that i found it in the chest and i found this fancy sword hey youtube look up you’re on the road i made it i don’t know i found duncan i don’t know how to get that oh i found the way down i have to collect where is he

I’m with them it’s the hunchback of hogwarts what i’m in class i don’t know about you guys same what they’re over here wait what you two get your booties over here what the [ __ ] is wrong with you though why are you at night with a sword wanna see some other sweet [ __ ]

Oh [ __ ] we’re here oh we got a cutscene this time picture this right except harry potter except professor sprout was played by snoop dogg and they just play off like it’s totally normal get this he says that exact line and nobody questions it The cry is fatal to anyone who hears it where your earmuffs for auditory protection so why are they doing this ah mandrakes are still only seedlings so their cries probably won’t kill you but why are they why are they doing we gotta juice them we gotta juice them why is the juice

Good now we gotta repot them if you ever stumble upon one in the wild be careful keep out of range try to avoid disturbing it if you can if you must start make sure you have some earmuffs equipped i think we should wear the aim offs

Forever have we gotta wear like we gotta take earmuffs and just carry them around with us then can we ever see old mandrake just wear them forever why not just don’t pull it out of the ground true oh you can drop the earmuffs on accident

So you can’t like run i think or jump around or you just have really hairy ears am i right collect all the stars so we got we gotta wear them how do we get them if they’re is that harry potter what’s harry potter doing here he’s doing his

Lesson that’s not harry potter because they have a ravenclaw uniform oh my god oh my god shaking my actual entire head you can wear you can take them off press and shift okay i can still hear people walking there so they’re not working very well we’re just very really loud yeah can you

Are you okay to jump or what oh i think my must fell off yeah my mouth’s fell off so i’ve decided that i’m going to do this quest without them that sounds like you might die oh yeah i don’t think oh i oh yeah oh it’s screaming do you

Mind come off again what you can’t leave this [ __ ] room without them falling off help on me thank you shut up i know a thing or two about getting past these things getting past a muff yeah what’s the key yeah okay fine i did it i replied with one i didn’t get

A star what i think i think they’re guarding stars no you the guard stars one didn’t have a star i guess already took it without using hair masks true i can’t find other stars though in places where i feel like there should be i’m assuming there’s one in each greenhouse

Yeah i’d imagine so we’ve only found one out i’m dying gotta wear muffs all right i’m muffed up i’m muffed up muff it up muff it through them past the point of no written find the second one oh of no return i think you need to listen

To where the screen is coming from yeah because that might give you a clue where the [ __ ] you’re going to be going look at this give me the muscles following the raps you can’t jump with muffs on how do you get up here shut up shut up i don’t know stupid mine

Fell off too it’s kind of cute i hate this oh like this here’s some stairs actually oh i didn’t see this talking i’ve replanted the lad there’s already been here oh i see it ow ow got it ah it’s like that’s the toads there’s fish’s toes in here

Oh i need a key i’m stuck in here bubba don’t come in wait i love homura i need that one oh that one is there you go guys there’s lot in here you can have it look oh the key i can escape i’m helping i’m helping ah toads

Why would you put the star in a room full of horrible vicious evil toads is this guy got a star i’m reading about magical water plants of the mediterranean oh my god sounds boring but it’s actually pretty interesting bombardo maximos yeah we’ve got a bombarded max moves this [ __ ] where are you

Bam move that way i like that duncan has cape as well gets out of my way screaming child what guardian loving elsa at the top a stitch careful there’s might be a mandrake stuff blurry yay is it just a star is it just for

No they got that was all that was here a snippet is it that was it that’s all that’s down here no i see the last star it’s over at me it’s over at me okay okay i see revs he opened a door up your head you gotta do like a [ __ ]

Jump puzzle oh that’s not greenhouse no it just goes to the outside it’s kind of cool oh wait the ladder oh you can pick plants for potions i guess interesting where are you guys i did that yay yay professor brow oh i’m dying too baby child ouch ouch ouch

Brain all points to slytherin yay now what quest do we have vera verto listen i wanna try this and you tell me what happens okay wait did we actually get us but we’re gonna start screaming did it work no what are you doing on me

Did i use it on you what did you do i had an invisibility potion am i i’m not even invisible that’s a dumb [ __ ] yeah you’re completely visible i’m so mad that also was 100 coins i could have sold it for