Ending Minecraft’s Greatest Curse

Oh I’m sorry were you expecting something else because we’re just jamming here today okay fine if you’re gonna make a big deal out of it I guess I’ll play the map it’s called barossa’s curse and we should be good on settings we also have a walk through link I would

Never need to use that because we’re all Epic Gamers here myself included it’s getting late I should go to bed I tell myself but I haven’t even eaten yet I have so much bread left I haven’t touched it I haven’t touched my dinner dude this is a sick truck though this is

My truck kind of awesome bet it can tow some serious load plow some serious snow we’re just like push cars out of the way there’s no traffic when I’m driving my truck but it doesn’t seem to have a bed in it it’s kind of a missing feature

Oh maybe there’s um a bed over there in that house that’s definitely my house right there’s a safe Bridge meets all sorts of Osha standards this is my house right it’s definitely definitely my house I wouldn’t break into a random person’s house in order to use their bed

Because I’m really tired hey you’re my my dogs right I’ve just been home it’s a long road trip and I’m so excited to be here a little sleepy I don’t know why they’re not like all excited to see me kind of disappointing you really expect that your pops are gonna be like you

Know super stoked to see you wow man I missed my really big TV that I bought in my house that that is mine was that a ghost I’m tired maybe I stepped on the pressure plate again anyway oh no food I guess it’s all in my inventory anyway

All right hey there’s a bed oh man I’m super tired it’s so nice to sleep in my in my own bed that’s not gonna curse me or anything like that because it’s not my bed yep it appears to have happened I I swear I didn’t like preview the map or

Anything like that I just and very good at predicting plot points and outcomes of things but it was my bed which is kind of weird that it would do that what on Earth where am I I woke up inside what looks to be a prison I would say

The same thing looks like we got like I don’t know grow the bamboo in front of the Observer block or something like that maybe definitely can’t punch through that door all right I can get over here though it looks like maybe yeah yeah easy peasy can I grab the

Pickaxe of course I can efficiency 2 can break a deep slate brick slabs which is not any of this stuff but it does look like there’s some stuff on the wall over here hover overnight I’m in your inventory to see what it can break and be placed on can be placed on cracked

Deep slate tiles all right all right I can do this I can do this that’s crack deep slate tiles do I need help to feel like get back over probably not but okay so I can place it there I don’t know if that’s gonna help me at all

Um it looks like there’s a setup I can’t tell if that’s just lock texture there’s a like a button behind there I think that’s just block texture but really that’s like a decoy looking button right there it makes you think oh I gotta reach through there in order to nope

That’s just yeah that’s just the block texture okay so where do I get to so I can like I can place there I can place there there but I can’t place on the Observer so I don’t know how I’m gonna trigger The Observer to open the door or

Something like that also maybe like deploy the water so that I can go in the vent or something like that oh hey you look at that there’s a barrel up there we should probably go get that can I um let’s see I bet I can do this and then I

Can do that and then I can do this and then I can reach the barrel let’s go uh that’s we’re gonna get the uh bamboo to grow in front of the Observer lever clever I didn’t actually know it could grow through a torch and the answer

Appears to be no it doesn’t it doesn’t want to grow through a torch how do I get the torch oh I have to use the water to get rid of the torch so that I can bone meal the bamboo the question is how do I even deploy the water to begin with

But it’s like okay so if I do this all right it makes a little pathway but um is there just gotta be like a hidden button or something like that somewhere right there’s gotta be a button in my head it’s not in my head was this button

Always here like right right next to the pickaxe was that always there because I feel like it wasn’t always there it definitely it was it was not like 100 that it definitely wasn’t so I’m glad that we’re all on the same page that button was not there before and now

There we go all right we made it out of the first Dream room why’d you have to go and do this to me huh oh my God Who Dares wander these Halls oh dude thank goodness someone’s here ah I woke up in this dungeon I don’t know it’s silent

And I saw you tampering just fine you tore a pot pieces of these ruins carelessly like they were made for you holy frick hold oh my God I just I just wanna apparently I was supposed to die there I just wanted to read the die a

Log but then they you know just brought the dye part came too quickly um you’ve no right to be meddling in these ruins uh nor did every person to come before I will cast to it heck and I tried to swim in lava is this heck what have I done to deserve this

Um I don’t know dude how did I get here I slept in I slept in my own bed not somebody else’s you’re gonna make me deflect this how dare you I’ll get this I’ll get this boom yeah I’m free but how do I leave this place God that was a sick Return to

Sender man let me read the let me read the dialogue before getting to the Die part so quickly okay what do we have here we got a big portal that we probably have to ignite at some point does that do anything I heard us but I don’t know if we get to

That yet it would appear that there are a few areas to check out in here oh maybe a little oh my God Wallace you’re in a bit of a predicament the name’s Wallace what brings you here hey there well I was wandering around this Mansion my Mansion when suddenly this guy showed

Up and he cursed me to hear oh yeah that guy he cursed me here too that’s John barrows say he’s the worst semi here because I was exploring some Ancient Temple anyway can help me down from here it kind of hurts yeah no problem Wallace

I got you but I gotcha it’s and that looks uncomfy don’t worry I found a pickaxe Wallace it can break nether gold ore and I’m sure definitely like get me up to you where I need to be let me just I’m gonna grab some of this stuff right

And I hear oh there’s a convenient Pig over there I bet you I bet you he’s happy to see me and he’s happy to trade maybe for the bucket even that would be awesome all right I got I got you Wallace I got you hopefully I’m not messing up because this isn’t exact

Change but no soft lockies oh wait there’s even more okay the question is do I just give him the gold or do I am I supposed to now I’m gonna have enough to make like gold boots so that I could become one of him I could even make a

Helmet if I wanted to here let’s just let’s just see I I could trade one and then we can make boots afterwards if we need to yo give me some good the piglet hates gold ingots for summary Wallace what the frick maybe prefer a new hat finally wear something other

Than that bucket well Wallace you should have told me this before I went and traded him the gold because he gladly took the gold he just didn’t give me anything for it Wallace I’ve soft locked myself and I’m never getting you down okay I’m gonna have to come back here in

Another life this is really it’s all your fault God dang it alright Wallace thanks for the tip just gonna go and trade with this guy now hey you’re stoked to have the helmet right now you’re gonna give me the the bucket my man didn’t even put on the helmet okay

You know what thanks for the bucket at least whatever floats your boat let me grab well can we play Okay lava cool so I grabbed some lava you think I should place this on Wallace for his past transgressions maybe anyway is this okay so there’s got to be something that I do

Here with like the lava flow can this be played okay be placed on packed ice what does this accomplish for me though placing it there that’s what I don’t know so if I if I put it here it can’t travel anywhere obviously then if I do that it’s gonna start traveling and I

Can like stop it oh wait a minute oh it just made Basalt it was a Basalt generator but can I I can break chains ah pickaxe The Breaker of Chains I don’t actually know what this is oh wait wait wait wait wait wait oh okay hold on I

Get the idea I’m using this in order to push oh I’m pushing the blocks forward and then doing this that’s clever that’s actually kind of sick okay where does this allow me to get to I’m kind of concerned that if I push it up too high

I might like not be able to make progress so I could already get here so this hasn’t really helped me a great deal but oh okay so we have to get it to here so that I can like walk across this Gap and then I could break those chains

But alternatively I should probably wait for uh you know Wallace is that it did we make it there yeah we’re good okay he’s still super angry for some reason like I gave you everything that you dreamed of you were sleeping in beds in your own Mansions you know dreaming of

Getting a gold helmet now you sound angry about it like what what gives dude okay so now initially I thought that was just like a piston is gonna spring me up which would have been pretty cool but now I’m thinking we do you you cannot bounce on slime if you’re holding space

For shift thanks for the tip appreciate it we’re actually playing 1.20 I could have bunked straight off the edge of that block can you even believe that God that’s legendary but at what cost hey Wallace for face to face now let me help you out there bud even though he still

Freaked me over with the whole helmet situation but dang how are you dangling but like dude you’re like an Olympic rings gymnast or something maintaining that position now only on one ring I feel like this is gonna hurt but down you go oh he’s chilling thank you for freeing

Me my arms were really tired but Rosa had me chained up here for years you get used to it I guess yeah yeah important thing around here looks like we need four people stand on it can you help out sure I guess I owe you one yo Wallace is following me around that’s

The sickest thing ever okay I’m forgiving you because you’re like actually mobile holy frick we got legit NPCs in here walking around all right I forgive you for everything Wallace I hope Barossa can do the same so we need four people oh I see wait that’s actually cool so it’s just a four-person

Pressure plate situation all right you stand there for a bit I’ll definitely be back with more assistance there’s got to be another man’s ow in these other rooms and stuff like that right definitely okay we got some stridey boys here maybe I just need to ride around on my little

Shivery boy in order to get around there yo yeah let’s freaking go dude um resets Rider positions I don’t need that we move we Groove wait how do we get over the place and also wait is this a Strider and gate oh that opens that no

No my chivalry boy oh this is terrible people who would force me to do this who would force me to push my poor chivalry boy into a place where he’s got a shiver he’s got to stand on top of the pressure plate shivering just to he doesn’t even

Want to he’s not even standing on the pressure plate anymore because he’s so shivery you just gotta you gotta is it you have to stand on both do you have to stand on the other one is it is it the other one is the one that actually does

Things not the one that you’re standing on okay you stay there Frick please my poor guy I’m so sorry about this but stay there please I don’t feel good oh wait a minute oh we take this man’s as only one with a saddle oh God it’s got it okay so

Um you how fortunate of you to not have to be the shivery boy come on out come on out I got you I got you we got a trade positions here this is gonna be tricky how to not lead you both in come here no just one only one of you though

Only one of you only one of you there can be only one you go here Frick no come back this is the worst this is the worst come on take interest please I know you don’t want to shiver this against your will I this is the worst is

Terrible actually terrible awful I feel terrible okay come freaking back come back come back my man come back here it’s open it’s open we’re going please don’t step off God that was stressful oh there’s another one okay another man’s with a saddle this time around which I suppose makes this slightly easier God

This is actually just this goes against everything I’ve ever stood for you God in acrobatics at its finest let’s go okay what’s our next oh my God there’s another eight pickaxe and another chivalry boy and another NBC God that’s so cool okay um I got you man don’t let me

Accidentally punch you because that would be terrible what does this do this can break a light blue concrete oh god oh I have to go back I have to go back break the light blue concrete and then lead my chivalry boy my first chivalry boy all the way over okay let’s go

You’re free you’re free let’s go it’s time Time come on on okay uh break break break break come hither my friends it’s so sad like I’m actually taking him from a previous cage and then tempting him luring him over here with treats stranger danger and I’m putting him in

Another place to be shivery please follow me God this is for our own safety he doesn’t want this he doesn’t want this but God this is very frustrating very sad and very frustrating all at the same time come on man let’s go is he following I can’t see but I hope she is

All right come over here come over here man okay get in come on over and then no balls balls balls balls I’m so dead please heal please heal this is the worst okay you stay there I’m sorry man I’m so sorry I made it ah I don’t

Understand was that supposed to like be a way that I could take this guy and have him corralled while I work on the other I guess maybe that was the idea there that was probably the idea but I don’t know if it would have helped too

Much hey hey I went through a lot to be here why didn’t you just open the door and come back into the middle yourself what’s up you don’t talk you’re not very talkative are you Ryan says dot dot dot 14 years blank stared at this wall I’ve

Been here for 14 years never once thought to push the button I feel like such an idiot right now let’s just go it’s okay man like I’ve had times where I’ve been a somewhere for 14 years and I didn’t realize the button was in my head now I’ve tried to learn from those

Mistakes but every now and again it still catches me off guard but I’m glad you’re still like your legs have an atrophied you’re walking seem a little slow but you know what genuinely all good for the most part so well played Ryan I’m jardon by the way it’s good to

Meet you I feel like I didn’t properly introduce myself and you know not very talkative any longer got it well you head on in there I’m glad he knows what to do all right well let’s see what’s in here and who we get to meet next Dave

Says Ah hi there I’m here to help you do you know how you get yeah where where is Dave by the way oh sir please I’m trying to God number one voice acting by the way I just hope you agree with me with me I can’t believe they don’t hire me for all

The Pixar films then um hey this bone yield I should grab that what can we do with this we can place it on twisting Vines Okay cool so we should probably use that to help us up maybe also a lot of Wither going on around here I do feel kind of silly that

I can’t I can’t am I not meant to see Dave or hmm I don’t know anyway I guess wait can I use this to I can’t get up on the first one so apparently all I needed to do that’s great okay that can help for the next thing but wait oh there’s

Another bone meal so basically what I do is I keep getting further and further with the bone meal and then Aha and then we use that for Progress heck yeah okay cool seriously where’s where’s Dave I know where Davis I feel like I’m not seeing something just heard like

Disambiguated ah repeatedly and that’s what I that’s all I’ve got can you really you can’t let me up that’s ridiculous imagine being this close to something and just not being able to get it like that’s kind of sad that would haunt you forever okay there you go good

Job now next up we can did that just freak me up wait a minute wait I feel like I didn’t want to do that do I not let wait oh wait hold on hold on hold on there we go perfect perfect and now we can get the beautiful I thought that was

Another right pickaxe don’t worry about it can break bone block so is Dave trapped behind a bone block by any chance is that where seriously where is like how do I even know how to respond to the yells when I like I don’t know which bone block to break there’s quite

A few of them and I don’t want to make the wrong choice huh is it nope not back there just noticed another one of those Blackstone buttons I don’t think it was there before I think it appeared since I I did everything else so there’s no way that I I could have actually

Um spotted that previously at all hey there you are I was wondering where that voice ah it’s okay man you’re free you can stop with the with the screaming David’s it’s okay oh I I know I just like screaming dude makes me feel strong okay whatever just

Kind of the freaking portal dude okay we got this yo he’s got slow falling that’s so awesome I do too when I land on a vine dude I have slow falling if I want it because I’m cool too I’m almost walking backwards into the lava that

Would not be good wait this is gonna be all four of us we’re gonna be able to light this thing up it’s gonna be lit fam which one are you gonna choose which one are you choosing that one ah I take the center that’s so cool yo I hope you

All you know get along and stuff like that you’re so much in common yo do we do it is that Lit yeah well this is it yep Freedom here I come I’m afraid not I I don’t think Bros will let you escape so easily I won’t let Barossa off easily either you can’t

Defeat him alone we’ll come with you heck yeah guys I’m glad you got my back let’s freaking go we got this thing wait you’re not coming are you coming they stood on their pressure plates oh they’re here they’re here too okay yo let’s do this what’s the plan Wallace

What’s the plan ferocious Powers come from the Mansion if we find a weak spot and blow it up it should make him weaker a weak spot will make him weaker let’s go I like the way you think Mr Wallace if only grommet was here too that would

Be so cool um okay is that it was all right cool I’m on it I got this oh hey what’s up Ryan how’s it going man any eye any word any word on them no no words Ryan’s a man of few words oh this this room seems perfect it’s practically

Falling apart already yeah yeah so what do you want me to do with this room I wonder okay can be placed on magenta concrete can be placed on magenta concrete be placed on magenta concrete surprise the last one can also be placed on magenta concrete the question is is

This self-contained oh okay thanks for the crafting recipe reminder I just have to get a hold of those things is there I don’t know what to do with this whole thing here let’s check out all the rooms yo you’re uh living the high life huh

Dave I have a bunch where’d you get the TNT man doesn’t matter I want cake that’s not the time for cake we have to kill Barossa dude you’re not getting dude like a cake so it’s turned into a like everybody else is trying to help

And Dave is like I am head of table I get cake you know get help until I get cake go get cake I sit this freaking guy dude this freaking hey can I by the way can I just oh I can just join I can just

Join it’s not fair that you guys all get some leather armor meanwhile I had nothing bro give me give me give me yeah dude Yee oh and I got a shield I don’t know if I’m gonna need the shield for the time being but this is freaking cool

This is awesome I’m sure really there’s I was like this is definitely painting right with the secret it’s blocks it’s blocks can’t jump into those that doesn’t work but I bet there is a secret cake Pantry behind Dave’s new Throne Dave where the frick is the pantry I’m

Trying to get you the cake pardon me while I kick you in the face attempting to jump over your head all right I guess this is no no secret cake Pantry but dang you got some fancy blast doors just in case things go bad okay there is a

Thing over there’s a Soul Sand over there I just have to do some incredibly sick La fence strafes I can definitely do fence drapes like that right maybe I can’t maybe I can’t do that okay I just need to get a boat and then I can boat

Across and then I’ll be able to exit out on the other side easy easy easy I can do this there’s a lot of rooms in here man what am I gonna do chapter one bad Harvest a day’s stroll from the great Kingdom Camelot the mountains of questus

Are home to a humble farmer this farmer supplies the nearby castle with bushels of wheat it’s the King’s favorite he enjoys fine breads God I love fine Breads and for fortunately this year’s Harvest has been horrible the farmer can’t even produce a single bushel of wheat the king grows angry and impatient

With the farmer the king would not hesitate to have the farmer executed on a dry Summer Morning the King has had enough he misses his daily fine breads there’s no this is no life for royalty the king decides to send his Knights to demand wheat you become immersed in the story

What the frick just happened I was not expecting you have until midnight to bring the king three bushels of wheat understand I cannot deliver that much my crops have had their worst harvest in a decade you will deliver that wheat or you will die King’s orders what am I

Going to do there’s no way I can get three bushels I can’t even get one maybe we could ask the wizard for help oh we could try to expose the king I just know he’s up to no good hmm you’ve probably known better than I do I’ll let you

Decide oh boy expose the king or ask the wizard for help oh my God we have different choices here Mr farmer man I’m so sorry the king’s not being fair why would he do this he knows that if he like eliminates you from the world he’s not gonna have any more bread ever

That’s such a short-sighted solution like bro help with the Harvest or understand he can’t freaking control the weather it’s not like you’re trying to personally freak up the king dude you’re doing your best how the frick are you supposed to make it magical and that’s where the wizard comes in I suppose or

Expose the king see if we go to the wizard for help he’s probably gonna help us grow the crops and then the king’s gonna be like see I knew you could do it and then he’s gonna be even less forgiving in the future I think we should expose the king it’s time for

Revolution Let’s go is that where we the King’s Castle I will expose him no one will be sympathetic because I Supply everybody else’s bread as well and they won’t be pleased they understand the pitfalls of a bad Harvest and it is not my fault have we anything oh my God I’m

Exposing the king with arrows huh oh it’s getting serious around here can I reach that no no I cannot but this is okay let’s go over here hmm I will make what the the king’s out here he’s like you your bacon was not tender enough begotten with ye foul Pig out of here

Executing pigs bro like just accept the except the bacon might have some variation from pig to Pig I swear this guy is just not smart not smart how does this man’s find his way into Power uh yeah yeah okay there we go oh yeah it’s more like it now now we can grab

Ourselves some uh fresh saddle right yeah Oh Betsy okay so the play here is is not to shoot the pig right or wait can I actually do some freaking swick Maneuvers where I like saddle the pig while it’s dangling on the lead oh wait okay so we have a minecart there that I

Can hop into or alternatively is there a way I’m just trying to figure out if I need to do more parkour or if I’m supposed to bring the pig down I’m just worried if I bring the pig down the pig Pinko Splats can I do this can I that is

Too long of a jump so no I can’t do that I hope I don’t soft lock myself here can I I can shoot off Elite right yep what I’m wow guys look the the Wizard I went and talked to him he did magical work and he got the pig up there

Dangling again it was pretty it was pretty cool I’m so sorry but the wizard he had this like no camera policy and so I I wasn’t able to show it but you know shout out to the wizard and all that stuff and um yeah no there there we go

So um anyway Down the Hatch let’s expose the king for the fool that he is you can hear the king speak to his God through the wall what a guy I left my journal in the cave of skulls would you be so kind is to bring it to me the

Cave of skulls I’d rather die let’s put that to the test oh God is he gonna drop out the floor get that book I will have your head My Darkest Secrets lie within it I cannot have someone stumbling into it how convenient that I just happen to

Know I’d have a way to expose the King by coming here so I thought I was gonna like stand in front of the court and be like he’s mean he’s a bad guy and that’s what we were gonna do but instead I’m actually gonna go into a place that

Seems um hey you I saw you earlier that was a bad hiding spot I should kill you but I need to go into this cave and I’m really scared so you’re gonna go instead can you protect me sure yeah no for sure I got this bro when you’re ready take my

And my ax um I’m ready let’s freaking go so wait you’re oh huh I took all your armor too apparently dang it’s good thing I got all this armor what if I just like let him go do his thing and then I was like oh it’s an escort Mission I bet if he

Dies though it’s actually problematic for me so dang dude good thing I took the iron armor my guy out here completely unprotected look at me I’m one hit quitting this is why you don’t mess with the farmers bro they make your food we gotta carry heavy heavy bales of

Wheat and you’re out here thinking that it’s bad or it’s good to try to dispose of me you’re actually mental bro you guys are crazy you know you should be on my side here we can take over this place and Rule fairly and justly to I hit him

I’m so sorry Mr guard I didn’t actually mean to hit you we will rule without an iron fist except for the zombies the zombies We’re Gonna Roll with an iron fist wait they’re actually just totally ignoring him why am I here protecting you at all actually it’s freaking

Dramatic music by the way dang all right dang we taking everybody out we did it grab the book and let’s go the king’s job Channel so what’s it say dear diary I’m tired of sharing all this sweet with my guards I’m sending them to the game of skulls

With them dead I can have it all to myself he’s trying to kill me he can’t do this to me I’m his army his entire Army just the one you can give him a piece of our minds bro please Warner Brothers do not Looney Tunes copy strike me for this one it’s a

Minecraft fight there’s just a lot of fighting going on and no copy strikerino please also was black screen just by the way like you weren’t missing anything um they censored the fight for us uh well I think that does it I found this on him want it ah so I was looking for

Dude thanks a bunch with the weed in hand and the King expelled you shut the pages of the book wow a true Choose Your Own Adventure incredible stuff is that is that the wheat now I need to find all the other ingredients to make the

Freaking cake oh God that was a lot of work just for one thing oh okay so I can put the water on the magenta concrete but I have to figure out a way in how do I how do I get in how do I get in how do

I get the water onto the freaking magenta concrete huh I’ve come to realize there actually is in fact an opening here that I can place water on okay so we’re floating this oh we floating this up and over and then we’re having it crush the turtle egg that’s

Kind of sad actually why would we do that why would we do that at all oh no dude the turtle egg is gonna get crushed oh it’s a cake with a delicious turtle egg delicacy as the egg huh got it okay well there we go we got the egg now we

Need to find a cow so that we can get some Mulk and then um I guess sugar which where is this Soul Sand gonna come into play for the sugar we already just dealt with Soul Sand over there oh hey it turns out there’s a boat in the one

Room I hadn’t explored yet I mean of course there is I keep my boat next to my bed too because you never know when you’re gonna wake up like with the water levels arising right next to your bed and then you got a boat on out and stuff

Like that so uh let’s let’s head on over just bringing back some um all the mods moments here with if you’re not watching the all the mod series on CaptainSparklez 2 not gonna you know the reference doesn’t make sense we were doing a lot of just boating on the

Ground and it’s don’t worry it’s chill okay let’s go get get that uh Soul Sand easy peasy and I don’t know how this helps us though what do we place it on it can be placed on polished Granite was there polished Granite like back in the

Room where we got all the buckets in the first place I wonder actually if there’s also something else to do in this room because we have potentially like Park horrible bookshelves so maybe there is yep there’s a freaking shelter in here this room is multi-faceted there’s so

Much to do here let’s um let’s get on top and is it just the shulker in here what do we got Easter egg oh collect diamonds to increase your score so this is a Twist this is turtle eggs can I place this down next to the broken

Turtle egg because I bet the mama turtle is like waiting for that one to hatch and now it’s gone and I just let me place it on anything which is kind of sad it’s literally right here we use this clearly as a way to like get up

Somehow and yeah hold on we gotta get up and use the boat in order to like get through go come on up please please work come on I missed the old days of boat elevators can you can you go yeah there we go we got it and then I can boat

Under here heck yeah and we got some sick shears they can break sugar cane okay is there anything up here what oh okay it’s a good thing that I grabbed the shears before I came up that would have been not very ideal enable water valve water valve activated the sugar

Cane room has changed oh okay can I get through here is there a way for me to get in the vents I hear a sheep actually so um is that like a misleading thing am I not supposed to Shear the Sheep probably not because then I wouldn’t get the

Sugar that I need for the cake what am I okay hold on so I can presumably like get through here I wonder is this a maze of water valves have I gone the wrong way I’d be a little sad if I’ve gone the wrong way oh that’s a dead end way am I

Just supposed to get back over here this is just how I get back maybe the bamboo has changed into sugar Cannon so then I just arbit oh okay I’m back here now um where where am I trying to get to right now it’s got to be just like a

Maze to get into a particular spot if you go the wrong way it just Loops you back to where you’ve already been okay surely this is the place why are the Sheep out here like misleading me huh let me let let me in let me in there we

Go not again oh my God which one is the freaking correct one this is awful okay so you see what I’ve managed to do here is literally the first tunnel I took was the correct one but this looked like a dead end and so I just went the other

Way it’s not a dead end and God dang it dude wait what the frick oh wait actually no all I want I just want to get out right no this is good I just wanted to go back into the room which has now changed so that hopefully it has

Sugar cane let’s go this is sick boom okay we got three sugar and now we need to find monk somehow this is different though what are this oh there’s a rune behind here okay let’s go what do we have oh God I gotta stay and swim I

Don’t like this I’m gonna be stuck down here what do we have oh stay in the swim just keep swimming nope we don’t need to keep swimming anymore hello I’m here how’s it going okay we got a hopper Minecart maybe we can feed the Easter

Egg into it so I can lower my score I do not I do not wish to collect Easter eggs to improve my score wait do I have to get like you to yeah okay we’re co-opping this bro I have no idea what it just did but yeah okay we got this

Heck yeah it did something it must have probably oh it inverted this so now these are on which is going to do something presumably with a hopper Minecart do we have anything in here we got cobwebs re-up on bread because you know I’ve been eating some of that

Alluring eye so potent that it draws all baked goods towards it’s God that’s incredible I wanna dude imagine walking into a bakery with that alluring eye and you just be able to have all the goods of seeing if we could turn that into string with a sword but it doesn’t look

It um okay so there’s got to be a way that I can maybe put water in there what does that do that turns on the booster rail we’ve got the detector rail oh okay we need to deactivate all of the Torches I guess in order for this to be able to

Do something I suppose we need to get the hopper Minecart sat on top of that we need to get this somehow deactivated huh okay so the question is oh if I swim into there hold on frick frick I could have stayed in swim and then I would

Have been able to oh wait I can still get in I can still get in okay this is fine so what am I doing I’m going for a ride everybody I’ll be back later okay goodbye room I didn’t need you anyway oh God please don’t no no drowny no

Drowning no drown orino please don’t do this oh god oh geez oh never mind I can breathe indefinitely oh hey well this is kind of cool all right sure don’t mind if I do can this break thing nope can’t break things already got one though but

Thanks for oh Jesus welcome to the arena everybody Welcome to the arena get the frick out of here uneasy Alliance right because it was in the Overworld God I’m so good at video gaming so what we need is um remember there was that graphic that graphic inside the room where I got

The water that said make a fire charge basically but we need blaze rods in order to do that oh there we go thank you do I need to use this in order to get you is that required it maybe I don’t know I’ll do it because it seemed

To ask for it then we got the blaze rod and then we just need the coal okay dude I’m getting more advancements too so oh God this is gonna hurt oh this is gonna hurt oh this is gonna hurt really badly never mind it’s not gonna hurt too badly

Did you give me coal no no you no you didn’t why didn’t you give me coal it’s kind of weird maybe we get cold somewhere else or oh I gotta drop through here Is this gonna take me this is the room I’ve already been here I need coal man where am I gonna get the cold please get me out as it turns out there is now coal inside blast furnace and now we have this here so we can do what we must there we go

Heck yeah and what can I do here it can be placed on TNT but but I thought the only way to get TNT was to get Dave the cake so we’re no closer now I need a cow please or oh wait actually no that’s a that was a goat sound wasn’t it inside

The sugar cane room I’m pretty sure so maybe oh okay so I basically I have to find my way to the goat there is also definitely still more to do back here so uh the big detours all around the place and get it on top of the uh detector and

Hopefully don’t look back oh God don’t Loop don’t nope nope stop stop I’m telling no um can I do this without having the activator rails on stop no don’t go the other way no no no no no no no stay there no good go back go back go back stay there trick

What am I doing the no he’ll come back you fool I did a lot more than I needed to on that one okay oh God all right so I’m thinking to myself there’s got to be more to this alluring eye thing right it’s got the fancy text and everything it says it

Draws all baked goods towards it so what if we have a baked good on the ground and then we hold the alluring eye and then yeah it comes to you so I think we can use this probably in order to bring this to yeah that’s what I’m talking

About there we go okay so that’s all of the Torches deactivated now that open up oh it opened up the path let’s go we can move can keep going we can make progress what do we have here oh some incredible parkour disabled you it’s uh you know

What I can I can handle the iron bar parkour when you’re just jumping into corners and you don’t have to worry about like falling off the edge see that not so cool because you can fall off the edge here but all these cases right just jump into the corner easy enough no

Problems there what do we have here a button oh okay clever so basically we gotta boom and then get hey it’s the goat the greatest of all time goat that I have ever seen all right man I got you I’m coming for you I’m coming for the

Milk here we go man yeah I’m gonna all of it I might maybe more than necessary but I got it thank you just leave him here now is that it I don’t even just effectually dangles on top of lava he helped me out dramatically I can now

Make a cake for Dave and it’s just shoot it’s kind of a bummer all right yeah see you later um sorry about that did I take fall damage no no I don’t in fact I just I just hit the ladders on the way down God that was actually elegant I thought I’d slow

Falling there for a second that’s pretty impressive um okay so wait now do I have to do the other process in order to get back out I gotta I I assume you were actually meant to do that first and then come here and do this last so that you end up back out

In the open but I just reversed the order a bit because I’m you know I like to be out of the ordinary I don’t like to be too predictable all right Dave you needy ungrateful little Frick I save you from behind the lava waterfall and then

You’re just out here like yeah bring me some cake before I do a thing there we go you got yourself some cake Dave so we can place this on a block of raw gold placing on the other side of the table for me you’re gonna have to work for

This you’re gonna have to come over here get Rex Dave cakes here you can come up and grab it now nah don’t feel like getting up you’ll have to bring it over to me you go I worked hard for you no idea how hard I work for this freaking cake I’m not

Bringing this freaking thing to you okay think about what you’ve done think about your actions how am I supposed to bring the cake to you I cannot re-pick up the cake can anything in my inventory break weight I can’t dude I can’t believe this has happened

At least he held up his end of the bargain he brought the TNT and be placed on a block of raw iron I know I saw one of those somewhere thanks Dave I actually thought he was going to scam me so I’m pleasantly surprised oh nicely

Done no we just need a way to light it oh I got it dude I know how to light it here we go we’re gonna Kaboom it bro I can’t see anything John’s upset oh God jeez freaking heck ooh that on this Mansion it is you I will take great

Pleasure in killing you a second time out okay hold on just a moment dang dude I got an Infinity bow and I’m not afraid to use it I’ll save looting which is kind of crazy get Frick get Frick hey Johnny Boy my main man I remember you

From from before uh it was not very cool of you to not even let me you know fully read through your dialogue before you just sent me to the shadow realm so I don’t really mind the getting sent to the shadow realm part I’m just mad you

Didn’t give me enough time that’s all um I’ve gotten stronger and you’ve gotten weaker your life ends here oh well that’s something now admittedly there is a part of me that is a wee bit concerned about whether this is a royalty-free recording of what I should

Know the name of but don’t because I’m not a cultured person holy freak they’re they’re bombing dude they’re bombing that’s gnarly okay hold on one sec it’s a little oh god um yeah I don’t know what channel this comes from ha it’s on the master Channel

As it always does seem to anyway so basically I just need to Return to sender on all these guys at the plan that the plan oh I can do it no problemo wait do I have to shoot at Johnny Boy myself like is that the idea just take

Some take some shots sees Adam while he’s teleporting all over the oh he is definitely like force field protected around him so maybe I have to take down all the Minions before I can do the other stuff which honestly if the creepers just want to do it for me I’m

Super down for it oh Johnny boy he’s down that’s not Johnny boy that’s just someone’s wearing Johnny boy’s head dang it man just let me shoot you bro honestly though if he has a force field why would he ever drop the force field that’s what I want to know it’s got to

Be a way that I can cause him to become vulnerable you know there’s gotta be something I can do my rapid fire though is sick oh frick if I take out the okay if I take down the Pillager it actually does not help because then the creeper just starts chasing after me hmm

There is a secret that must be uncovered in order to make this oh God that’s a lot of fireballs oh God that’s my health it’s a good thing I still have my bread hello Mr Enderman do I need more ender pearls do I need to make eye Of Enders

Do I need to um make an end portal in the center of the room holy heck I’m almost dead is that an end oh I need to make an End Crystal there we go wait I actually like I came to that conclusion on my own without even saying that

There’s clear instructions on that’s what you’re supposed to do but where do I get the glass okay it seems like maybe there is parkour that I have to do in order to get up oh it’s from them they just dropped the glass oh my my man how

Many seven okay all right now I need to craft I need to craft without being blown up Frick okay okay oh my God hold on for like two seconds man two seconds here I bet I have to do this like a few times as well otherwise like it’s not

Just gonna be one end Crystal and done it’s gonna be a repeat process um Crystal wait what I have oh wait hold on no no no no I need to you freaking oh God help let me craft at least I don’t get like reset back to the beginning

Although I might get reset back at the beginning if I again okay here we go um uh Crystal got it there we go huge plays what can he be placed on can be placed on obsidian which is where I have no idea where it is

Um is it up it’s probably gonna get more gas tears for good reasons for future reasons for future use get some more glasses god dude that for that freaks you up how did that not hit you oh got him got him maybe the zombie all the

Way at the top is there a Hobby all the oh there it is okay so I have to wait for my man basically to like teleport on top he’s to teleport on top of something that has obsidian I hit that I hit that I hit that get Return to Sender I need

Help oh here I’m gonna vomit what no oh freaking heck please tell me that didn’t blow it up John he’s God dang it he’s not near it okay he’s gonna do a quarter of his health each time but it’s okay I can make I can make more I can make more

Than I can just put them on different ones in fact that’s probably what I should do I gotta focus on just making more and more of the end crystals and then do that and then the more I get the more I set down and I can just bang bang

Bang right oh God ow that hurt okay I need Enderman hey Enderman get mad at me thank you thank you got it oh let’s see let’s go looting looting okay give me frickin neck Crystal boom boom okay we got three I can hit one on each one and

That way I should be able to start throwing off pot shots wherever the man be don’t do it don’t you even think about it don’t you even think about it for two seconds one second is okay but any more than that it’s not okay there’s lanterns like freak up the parkour

Though okay we got that and then rather than just blowing myself up break your neck I’m just gonna do this I hope that each one deals like a quarter of his health or I will be very very okay oh what the what word curse is this

Put me down oh I thought we were supposed to blow them up I just straight up entangled him in end crystals let’s go dude oh and now you should get wrecked Bud easy this can’t be the end I can’t be defeated so easily I did die a

Few times actually to be fair yeah that’s it Bud oh thanks for the emerald my man defeat somehow I knew this day would come somehow I’ve been waiting for it you are unique that’s cool thanks for the compliments so many have tried but only you have succeeded the time has

Come dramatic monologue at the end at long last the curse has been lifted oh dang it’s kind of a gnarly dramatic ending right there man all right well you might have gotten me with a copy strike on the way out so we’ll see oh we

Did it let’s go it was um yeah it’s by it’s by Bach we just don’t know who did the who did the performance and hopefully it’s okay and stuff and things like that we’ll find out thanks for watching everybody I guess we’ve we freed the man so kind of like bitter

Bitter sweet on the ending um make sure you like the video subscribe the channel stay tuned for more there’s a sequel to this map as well so we could totally check that out it’s also called Dave’s curse so hey Dave I think things go bad

For you in the next one just you know sneaky peeky uh I’ll see you next time