All right I suppose you’ve all been wondering why I’ve gathered you here going to be going on a bit of an Intergalactic Journey set up a new podcast on a different world different from our own and learn I must go just rumbling just a few seconds now and I’ll be on my Way oh this is like symbolic of the fall of society currently Rock and opposed All right boys gather around yes sir gather around King Beetle so um obviously you know tensions might be a little high since I killed everybody it made you lies lose all your stuff but I did make it up to you uh here you guys go Evan Tyler Brock Brian no you even Have color oh my God that’s so much cheese everybody take your so box how did you do this cheese how did you wa wait what’s the difference they’re all the same except for Brock Brock is different cuz Brock had elytra oh [ __ ] why am I taking it off now I’m an Idiot all right you guys ready to go to Mars today wait [ __ ] I I captain all right so in order to get to Mars we need to make a tier two rocket of Rocky we need we to go inside make tier two rockets for everybody is this going to be Complicated imagine just like SpaceX meeting all right boys we’re going to the Moon all right that’s our objective in the next 10 years is it going to be complicated quick though real quick though real quick though real when we leave the moon we need one person to designate themselves as a special pilot They need to uh oh should be meaning yeah nola nola needs to make a pit stop at the space station do we build an individual space station for each person that’s what I was wondering I was wondering if one I think it’s individual I think if one person goes first we Might be able to land on that space station unless that person leaves their rocket on the landing pad then we’ll blow up anyway we can yes we should we should UST this important complicated task to me I think really yes and let let’s trust the guy who said will this Be complication but in order to build to know if it is beforehand in order to build the space station you have to have a certain amount of supplies on you I will give that to you before we take off so with the tier one Rockets are they just useless now they’re no they’re They’re for the moon they can get you to the Moon specifically for the moon so if you want to go to the Moon you use a tier one get Mars and then tier three can get you to other planets I think we don’t even know yet we don’t know we don’t Know what the other planets are called but you know the other ones yeah where’s the damn oh L Tyler why do you have my rocket I did this no that’s I did this it’s not true okay let me can I have my rocket back please it’s outside nobody touched the right side One that is mine it is [ __ ] outside why’ you sound like Kermit because I a Kermit oh I’ve got a rocket in my pocket Kermit mixed with a little bit of a [ __ ] his name Jordan pord postmodern feminism the yeah that do honestly the real problem with space travel is There’s just too many women in the field you’re really emotional your emotions just throw the rocket off course no amount of no amount of male engineering prow can can can overcome it all of society’s modern problems can be solved if we all start a podcast together I have have all the answers Even though I’ve never created anything and I just talk on podcast all day there’s a little bit of the hug giant rap type of that accent start started coming in there to of it coming true maybe it is him maybe that’s the maybe the kid grew up and became Jordan Peterson we we we have no way of knowing well I would assume so cuz he was younger than us Jordan Peterson’s older than us probably ways of knowing to answer that very simple question no I’m I won’t believe it me and Brian maybe think that we’re going to explode when we go to Nolas space station does anybody volunteer his tribute no I don’t think no no as long as no I don’t want to say it cuz then he’ll purposely leave it you know the thing I’m talking about yeah yeah no when you land on the space station we need you to move your rocket Pick it I can do it I was the first one to come to the Moon I can be the first one to the space station no no no no noas going to the space station we need you to meet him at the space station oh I don’t want to do that I want to be the first one there and him meet me you don’t want to do you don’t want to be the guy that docks Nola yeah I don’t want to dock with him Wildcat are docking if you guys want to switch up Rolls Nola go ahead and give him the supplies is this oh I need a that’s the supplies for what for the space station you have to have that in your inventory to land on the space station it like consumes it it consumes it I don’t you have to have that material that’s just What it says online interesting so when you take off from from here you’re going to create a space station land on it remove your rocket describe it to us so like can we land there like how does it work you know what I’m saying okay wait Let’s let’s let’s all go all right I suppose you’ve all been wondering why I’ve gathered you here going to be going on a bit of an Intergalactic Journey set up a new podcast on a different world different from our own and learn about their societal issues between men and Women and on that note I bid thee farewell this dude so much holy hell just rumbling just a few seconds now and I’ll be on my way oh farewell oh I forgot my sure sm7b if one of you could just bring that to me up here to the space station oh this is Like symbolic of the fall of society currently rocket and a post I’m glad I didn’t go now I’m glad how did you blow up because I didn’t hit the bottom I started pressing space at like a quarter of the way down and apparently that was the bottom societal Journey okay so uh so does anybody want to go try to land on the space station next I’ll I’ll do it move do it move do it there you go the end of the Journey’s closer than it seems a bit of a metaphor he’s already gone I’m going with him oh Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh [ __ ] life hack let’s go oh [ __ ] goodbye friends dude I oh [ __ ] dude click on Mars and then space station Mars and then space station say yes Mars and then space station and then yeah the bottom of the dissension is at actually A quarter of the [ __ ] bad news I don’t have the stuff I don’t have the requirements SP station for everybody oh he doesn’t have the requirements so [ __ ] D so we all need the same material and make our own space station can I come back yeah just come back Brock oh look he’s coming back someone get underneath it good get underneath it like a care package drops some take your time take your time bro yeah sorry I don’t want to blow up my bad yeah I didn’t want to Either wait what ohau that sh with an AR suddenly pulled rocket out I hit him with an arrow okay I think you’re going to have to give us all the material we need no but then it’s just going to make six space stations yeah your space station Is like your own unique little Hub so let’s just go tomorrow let’s just go to [ __ ] Mars and we’re just going directly rocket briyan can you give Tyler a rocket oh Marcel if you could give me those tools again wait you lost everything Tyler I was holding the tools I thought I would need them I can’t give you the tools you have to go back to your space station and grab the [ __ ] that you lost before it despawns I’m borrowing a rocket you want to wait for us nope wait no don’t take someone else’s rocket I’m borrowing a rocket he Said go a rocket that’s my rocket [ __ ] don’t worry it’s being used for a greater cause oh I’ll give it back to you I promise a I hope he blows are are you okay you going to be on Mars now it says I can’t go it says I need this [ __ ] Again for the space station so my space station isn’t even there I’m going I’m going to Mars oh the red planet he’s on Mars he’s on Mars boys I’ll wait on you okay well I’m just going to go on my rocket then this is my rocket this is my Rocket are you sure yes I I put I put fuel in my rocket all right I think this is my rocket then don’t worry guys I won’t explore much just going to hit up a Circuit City for a new podcast setup you guys ready oh guys be careful There’s some Critters 10 9 8 okay don’t worry don’t worry about me guys don’t worry about me the fastest countdown ever Douglas quid we must go to Mars why are you calling me Douglas quid who the [ __ ] is Douglas Quaid Douglas quid you haven’t seen Total Recall no I have you Know what that is yeah with is that his character’s name yes okay ready Doug qu Vanos and Douglas Quaid in total [ __ ] my wife get off of me get to the MS get to the rocky just go silent when you get up here oh hey if you guys could be so kind As to check out my my Spotify oh [ __ ] guys uh I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up what these do these space suits have uh do these SPAC suits have parachutes that was his that was his these SP do these SP have oh oh okay oh God he ready to run and get Your Shi right go go you got it you got it get your armor get your arm when you kill them they give you hel oh there’s the helmet oh I that’s never fun no here’s your boots here towards me you got to put everything around turn around No don’t don’t die near someone they’ll take your [ __ ] I don’t I can’t oh sorry okay all right bring him back go okay go go go go go quick quick quick giant hole in the ground pants are there hel over here top over here up top pants over This side go jump jump jump jump there you go now you got to put everything on oh dude yeah yeah it’s not easy all right come on just just take what’s just take what’s in the green uh the green case wait actually everybody click the bed take take what’s in there you sure It’s not like Minecraft thing all check this check this this this Sher this you’re good you’re good you’re good we made it tomorrow boys Elon would be so proud of us welcome everybody to Nevada no this is I’m going down oh you do take wait what is this This is something raw Ostrum yes we need that to build the second part of our thingies our Marshall what look oh my God come over here look oh that’s a far away down oh there’s lava down there H you off no we found a monster guy well what I just Found is better what the [ __ ] baby what is it uh it’s like a a greek temple what we’re not the first on Mars what the hell is this oh yeah that looks fancy What’s that kind of thing what is this I can’t open what is this CH there Wa a little [ __ ] [ __ ] what the hell is that yeah what this burn you sucking [ __ ] roasted lizard tonight boys only lizards on Mars there’s I don’t know what’s inside the boss there’s definitely got to be more there’s definitely got to be more once we get to The dungeon what the hell are they multiplying Jesus there’s so many now multiply like gay rabbits okay uh uh all right help me real quick guys I need I need mhm move can you move can you move okay yeah you like move out of the way Like all the like all the way out of my sight please F I’m I’m behind youur further away keep going keep the the same distance as van keep backing up keep backing up do me a favor do me a favor do me a favor don’t touch don’t Touch my [ __ ] and just stay right there just right there all right now go outside and build me an igloo out of glass did you guys did you guys see the the pH sensor [ __ ] attached to the building what are you do attached to the building he he said the f the other Night on stre listen to the clip listen to the clip I don’t respect you period you suck dick at the game [ __ ] [ __ ] off [ __ ] CHR unfollow me on social media too you little [Laughter] [ __ ] like did he generally think that would cover all un follow me on social media to you little [Laughter] [ __ ] I didn’t say that I said you know what I me the magical spell that’s so funny no dungeons really not a single dungeon you’ve been flying Around for ages no I watched the video all we do all we do is get the material to go to Venus where the [ __ ] is the where the [ __ ] is the uh the globe I don’t think there’s one there’s no Mar maybe on your space station God I think It’s just there supposed to be a globe on every [ __ ] planet so see that’s awful wishful thinking there Marcel you want to believe there’s a globe in your heart you know there’s not so and so you feel a little lost if you really want to know what direction To be headed in life just heed my words listen to me please take my advice do as I say and as I I do just Twerk it out man Twerk it out man just let all your problems gate through your hips not going to lie guys Mars is super Underwhelming yeah it was it was awful I really the fake thing literally just go down that cave put a globe and 100 lizards and we just it’s just going to be a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] to [ __ ] fight sound good yep sure K well Miss Piggy I think I’ve discovered the reason Why you’re such a [ __ ] because of the postmodern feminist agenda ja panties all in a wad dude you know so many you know so many Jordan Peterson quirks you must have listened to him in DEC I mean he just he says the same [ __ ] over and over if you’ve seen Like a handful of Clips postmodern feminism postmodern post postmodern loves the post that’s just the easiest thing to say that sounds like him yeah yeah yeah post postmodern post Malone post Malone you know listen to a good bit of music from that rapper post Malone I like that song White Iverson as I always thought of myself as like a white Iverson as well when I hit the basketball court i’ be balling I tell you oh I be jamming out there especially when the women come on the court those goofy [ __ ] get crossed up you just ended here yeah ended here we could yeah We got a bunch of funny [ __ ] I kind of want to see this fake thing you’ve created though I literally just [ __ ] put a [ __ ] ton of [ __ ] at in the bottom of the goddamn lava check it out I’m checking it out oh I I found the Mars globe Found the mar oh great that makes things easy we can just go home guys I’m going to pick it up and we’re going to head away what right here Mars Globe right here oh it’s just right there what the [ __ ] yo it is the Mars Globe there’s a Lot of lizards marel stop spotting him a lot of oh you’re going to kill me you dumb [ __ ] ho my God oh my God oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] stay back I want the globe stay back oh that was terrifying all right let’s get this damn Globe buing Bridge you’re building an icy bridge I like that we defeated thez you dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that works that works see you stupid [ __ ] piece of my Globe it [ __ ] Burns I tell you that for free can you bring no the ice doesn’t Make water this is the state of a guilty conscience sh got the GL I got the globe see it I got the whole wide world old in my hands which one of you dirty bastards trying to murder me Welcome To Mars [Laughter] [ __ ] and this is all we got all Right time to end this the only way I know how to end this oh Evan blew up he took the Rover and he blew up yeah he he drove the roll he’s not good at that I’m not a word he’s good at blowing up looks like Moo’s getting [ __ ] from Somebody on the other side of the wall all right turn around [ __ ] oh God that boy slurp my [ __ ] bro damn he put the goddamn in it this [ __ ] crazy my boy did you do the pet emoji and pet his dick there we go that’s good this is Very good cinematography how the [ __ ] did I Minecraft videos getting age restricted dude this is [ __ ] anyone’s guess it’s been time Nice I see The Video Information
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