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A I for For for for What what G okay look at us doing stuff all right yeah what’s the worst thing that could happen when you unmute the first thing they hear us is talking about butth holes that is the first thing that they well that’s not the they heard uh you exploding stuff and then they were

Really worried for the safety of the horses you’re on a horse I want to get on a horse there’s another horse with right here saddle one right here this guy oh my gosh oh okay he’s covered by the sign they’re yeah they a little slippy slippy

Slidy they are a little bit slippy slidy yeah I’m going buy no oh my God I’m I’m going buy some potions while we’re here how do I shift there we go get me out of here dude Bri’s having some audio problems guys so we’re just hanging out all that gets

Sorted what potion is this blue one there yellow bars on the side of the screen I think we had this problem last time and I had to just make the screen bigger Yeah Nova twins are stuck in my Head oh my God there’s more horses with saddles down here in the water how did you get there I’ll save you they’re in the water oh my gosh saving them Tony you’re so you’re looking so handsome today wow thank you Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat all spruced up for a leaf ericon day

I forgot it was Leaf Ericson day we should have we should have prepared we should have uh had a little emote of SpongeBob’s leave Erics in face ready to go that would have been good Tony are you going to help me save these horses he doesn’t want to move that one

Would not move for some ah oh my God I’m trying to jump you can do it bud no no Tony you died already don’t worry about it oh my God I to get out oh my God I’m so so far away it’s okay I see I see where you’re

At oh when I also hear a lot of growling oh no how do we get up no horsey stop trying to go in the water how do we get out that’s a good question I think I found it uhoh wait can I run hello horse up I need your assistance uh ride horsey

Ride we getting to jump okay I can’t save these horses Lost Cause trying to save horses wait why there’s only one left they won’t jump up here they won’t come up oh no don’t go out there don’t go out there horsey oh my God they’re drawn to the

Water we can make it oh no no oh no my boy oh no that one’s coming down too my boy don’t don’t follow me to your doom don’t do it look like a wolf yeah there’s two right here though that are stuck down there they coming up hold

On I’ll save that one wait there’s another one walking this way stop he’s coming back okay great okay that one doesn’t have a saddle we can’t save that one oh no stop stop ITA how to get out of here I’m going to put this horse in a

House put him in the the wheat field with the scary scarecrows now he’s safe I like that horses are safe there but we are not yeah I kind of realized when I got there that they might all come alive and kill me but luckily how did you guys get out of

Here well I’ll come down and help with your big strong arms oh hello this way I don’t know I’m a wizard you got it what the [ __ ] is wrong with me you got it I think you’re jumping a little too early okay yeah yay thank You oh yeah you’re right we go through this door now huh M buy sweet buy we AO audio broken audio jungle audio jungle audio jungle um while we’re waiting for Brie shall we recap what the story um I don’t remember honestly a single thing all that I remember is

There’s a bad dragon in our heads bad worm and there wor body yes wormies took his body and then wormy used his body to kill everybody in our town maybe question mark yeah we seem not broken up about that also we don’t care that our parents are dead no

We’re fine with it or that guy who we’ve known our whole lives that they pointed out in the beginning I don’t even remember who his name was but he’s dead now too I think and so now we’re here with our bad dragon and we’re trying to

Figure out how to get his body back maybe question mark yeah but like yeah I don’t remember what the urgency to do that is aside from that he’s in our heads and he’s annoying I think it’s working hi sorry I don’t know why it kills every single bit of audio on my PC

Every time I launch this super weird it’s so weird no idea why and then Minecraft windows I could hear you guys even though I was deafened which was really [ __ ] weird what oh I know that’s like a huge like privacy issue that’s a huge problem yeah I was like that’s not right that’s

[ __ ] um but otherwise no it’s okay I think we got it now okayi um shall we go off on an adventure fellows with our bad dragon go if he wants to buy any potions Brie that’s what we did while we were waiting that’s probably a good idea I got to change my

Category on switch really quick Bri do you want a squard what’s a squard do you want a squad stream oh yeah let’s do it all right squ sorry I’m squarting I thought you were referencing that g to make you squirt hor horrible like Tinder page that old

Meme um okay let me see this going to make you squir going to make you squir I’m going to make you squ okay uh okay I think we’re in did I do it right fantastic Yep looks right cool all right perfect you should have a squad stream going gang squ squ okay let

Me buy these potions uh which ones are the healing potions I think the red I assume the red ones I I don’t think I see any anymore oh uh do I have any I have any here I have an extra I can give to you okay thank you I’m tank

I don’t need them confidence there you go e thank you threw it at you oh I have also six in my inventory apparently so oh if you want this back I I only have I only have no one uh the yeah the pink one the pink

One is Health if you see a pink one okay got it and this blue one here or it’s one of these one of these here is speed okay okay one I’m emotionally attached to this horse now I like him oh his name’s Bard wow it’s a good name he looks like a

Bard Pat Pat Pat Pat want to see how long I can take this horse along with us before the game says no yeah I do do you remember why the town was like hostile with us cuz I don’t didn’t we have to like do something for

Them what are we doing yeah they were what are we doing yeah we went to the library and stuff and and he was like I’ll do something for you but you got to do something for me or I don’t remember it was something like that remember the Bad

Dragon we goofed so hard that the Goofs are all I remember Bad Dragon a bad boy okay there’s a big stair something here yeah I don’t remember where we left off uh the the worms wor there’s another horse there oh yeah worms that’sand go get it I’m going I’m going for him

Get your emotional support Steed yay support Steve happy Le day happy day oh okay I don’t think there’s anything that way yeah I think we’re supposed to go down here probably that’s scary I’m ready to suck seat belts and eat Play-Doh yeah H yeah and I’m all out of seat

Belt there’s a chest over here chest chesticle it’s got my chat just said I just remembered ctia never never forget ctia never forgetti be some potions in there for you Bri I think one was oh thank you confidence potion there’s a Cho over here I do take me to

Cho take me to snch I’ll worship like a snail oh all right oh my God another chest can I this yes they they truly reward EXP exporation wow a lot of healing potions I have five now if anyone needs one need healing potions oh godamn I feel like I have so much health

That I I won’t need any of them come here boow regard we must jump this fence num there’s nothing else in the Garden all right how do I CU right how you drop things yeah oh oh wait I take one okay okay we’re Bard go [ __ ] oh um I was ready to get really upset for Boward do we have to go back towards the we might want to use the

Wayfinder yeah at the castle my god oh I I don’t know if we I think we just went up the wrong stairs I found the right stairs hey don’t J in the fountain you will die by the way no I forgot fre it’s like this Fountain is so

Shallow this is surely fine no it is not oh wow I’m all the way over here interesting are you like outside of the town I am yeah yeah I I also so um not saying that I also died in water but I I did also uh respawn way outside of town

Yeah oh my God wait your return oh my God I’m going to lose my [ __ ] oh my God Manda look in the group oh my God that’s so good that’s perfect oh my God almost I almost chok my I’m going to vomit vomit where should I be headed oh wait

No I see someone okay hello hello thank you y and so you’ve arrived we stand waiting for thee Oh yes hello it is I wizard hello combo regard board you’re drifting oh [ __ ] oh god oh the stairs make me motion St flop flop flop flop flop flop flop oh my

God Su loser a the book pit I remember where we are now oh yeah ah I was wondering if you would return here’s the book we’ve got the book you wanted look at him he’s such a good boy does that mean that uh Andro weaklings gone or we were too late oh

Um weaklings gone all right weaklings gone yeah he’s dead the weakling couldn’t even defend his own Tower it seems that weakling was one of the finest Scholars on interplan of politics and commerce and the academic Community is much the poorer for his loss I kindly ask that you treat his memory with at

Least some respect my bad devil worshippers had taken over his Tower and removed him devil worshippers that’s a bit uh extreme I certainly hope that adro had nothing to do with them so many people seem to forget how committing your soul to a devil is usually a rather permanent

Affair I would not want that for him he could be unpleasant yes but he was a good man all things considered do you know what they wanted from his Tower or why they regard where you going what did they want from his Tower a portal or a safe

Haven a portal called this I mean do we just say yeah they made a portal yeah yeah yeah some sortal portal I think they were using it to summon more devils and stay in contact with the devil in charge that cannot have been their only reason for being there though they could

Have taken residence and hoop a portal anywhere well they did say something about needing a safe place they thought there was some sort of impending Calamity and were using the tower as a fortress really did they say what This calamity would entail I didn’t really get that far in

Conversation between them trying to sacrifice me and all that all right that is fair I suppose I had hoped for too much we did however run into that MK man we told you about though the one that was in the cave when V was taken out of

His body really what happened he sounded like he was spouting nonsense neither Vier nor I could figure it out but he then killed one of the cultists and their leader before taking whatever they were using to open the portal a couple of its minions were also killed outside

The tower while fighting against the things living there this is operating as kind of a a nice recap for yes a fair indication that they’re not exactly friendly acquaintances these things happening we went into that Dango kind of dungo that was like the tower right true um and then they open the

Portal and all that our wife yeah I remember the worms worms in our mou the bargain yes the chares against you have been wiped clean okay so what are you going to do now to help us wait what charges wait what charges were because it’s because we were snooping around in the sewers

And in the Crips without like permission but I thought they told us to go in there no the first time that’s when they like cornered us when we exited remember oh that’s where they’re mad okay help you whoever said that I would help you you did [ __ ] you said that you would

Help us if you fed out the tower and got your book for you I said that I would wipe the slates clean regarding your criminal activity and wave your fee for entrance to the Great Library the matter of helping you with your little identity crisis is something else entirely that’s

Dirty you made it sound like you were going to help us you just say it again board it did sound like the object I’m kidding I’m kidding just toying with you a bit I was planning on helping you from the start as the problem curiosity this guy doesn’t have a sense

Of humor he’s lying what someone says and what you agree too there are plenty of devious people and creatures out there I like that uh he was like hey what happened to that guy and we were like he was weak his Tower got taken over and he was like have some

Respect I I don’t joke about this [ __ ] yeah do now saying out of pocket stuff over and over already began investigating some leads this may not exactly align with my specialty but we have hundreds of researchers in my department so I’ve enlisted their help you can just do that get them to drop

Their own projects of course what good is being a head bureaucrat if you cannot throw around your weight a little every now and then oh and speaking of assistance I should also note that no one has been able to identify the creatures that you described to me earlier that in itself is rather

Peculiar considering how many people in this city are fascinated with magical creatures none of our experts had any answers though fortunately the AOW are a curious lot and are working all the harder to determine who or what you encountered since you ran into one of their kind again if their bodies are

Still where you in the W finding and examining their Anatomy would go a long way towards solving the riddle I will send someone out to find and retrieve them what do you want to identify a worm um close to adro help research what do we do those are three options of things to

Say I guess were you close to adro is that what the first one is did you know wizard adro particularly well he was actually the last disciple of my late Master m in Kanan it is how he came to possess our master’s last written work we trained together for a

Little while though I struck out on my own while he was still an apprentice they were both far more invested in the workings of the Multiverse than I was if I’m being entirely honest I was always a little jealous of how well they got along still it is hard to imagine that

Both of them are gone now that’s sus as [ __ ] is there anything we can do to help speed up the Research not now I’m afraid now it is just a matter of giving our AOW some time what should Vier and I do in the meanwhile well you’re always welcome to find other work in the area otherwise you have been through quite a lot in the

Past few weeks go to the Inn get some rest come see me again once you’ve had a solid night’s sleep I may have some more information for you by then it’s been like a day over guard he’s so supportive look at you just a heads up my kid just beamed

Herself in the face somehow in bed oh no I’m watching I’m watching to see if she’s fine or if she’s about to be like what did she do um her she like smacked her head into her bed frame and then oh no yeah and then roll back over Like yep she’s up I’m sorry guys I’ll be right back no worries wores that’s perfect cuz I have to send an email really quick Bo regard My One True Love so cute we love a horse uh okay hey chat do you like B guard yay or

Nay you have to say yay otherwise we will fight you yeah we will we will come in chat and we will Bonk you will I get in trouble if I go down there oh oh they walled it off I can’t go down there yeah

That’s a book hole we can’t go in I want to go into the hole don’t we all don’t we all True let’s see here sorry got hiccup Queen pop off with your hiccup oh my God thank you I still love that hiccups is just a result of our fish brain is that true I’m trying to remember what it I I believe you but I can’t remember what this specific is is

It like uh trying to protect ourselves or something like fish brain thinking that we don’t have enough oxygen or something like that oh my God that’s so funny look Gordon a hole we can use ropes for these I know that reference I know that reference too oh my God I was obsessed with that when it first came out Gordon Gordon where’s your ID who comes to work without their ID Gordon oh my little tiny man’s Bing in the other room what’s wrong

I think his sister took his toy oh no oh it’s okay he’ll get her ass he’s a he’s a Yorkie with a German Shepherd Spirit oh my gosh love that Feist do very cute and the other is a Golden Retriever with the spirit of a chihuahua that’s Cute wait here I feel like enthusing I get some puppy pictures in the group yes please I love puppies want to see the Puppies here is my tiny little man oh my God so cute W oh my God he’s this a little guy that was him when he was being a Burrito I want a dog they’re so cute I want a dog too and here’s my my little angel wow beautiful gosh so cute is that a golden retriever yeah she’s Supreme beautiful I love who she learned it from but whenever she wants something from you

She will come up and just rest her head on your thigh and stare up at you until you give her so what she wants that’s so cute I don’t know who she learned it from very good manners adorable hello hello here this is my favorite dog

Though here you guys go what you sending you guys talking about favorite dogs that’s my favorite dog that’s a good dog Chad I’m going to ruin this for you it was not a dog it was in fact a posum I don’t know what you’re talking about a big it’s a

Big posum dude bigum it’s a big chunker it had babies recently it had like all the babies on its back oh a cute um uh Arachnophobia warning I guess but one of Clark’s Favorite Things is finding spiders that have babies on their backs she loves it she thinks it’s very [Laughter]

Cute we have a ladybug infestation in our house right now oh um when I tell you I I can’t properly describe how funny it is to watch someone like Sam try to get like 300 ladybugs out of the bathroom so that he can take a shower in peace and then just giving

Up oh my God I was like bro just take the shower he was like there’s so many ladybugs I was like just take the shower dude dude I I saw the clip of you guys talking during God forg about how it’s easier for him to piss in the woods than

It is to go to a bathroom I was like that’s a dream that’s a dream good old nature piss yeah you know sorry I absolutely just started running and then I realized that I was running by myself it’s all good hello we reconvene friends yes yes

We are here I think this bar is uh no pets allowed mainly because I don’t think his giant ass head can fit in the door you have to try try you have to try can you see him sticking through oh here I can see him trying he’s certainly trying there’s also a man

Trying to leave I’ll uh I’ll wait out here go ahead sure would anyone else like to talk to the shopkeep no I’m just I’m letting boow guard take a PE instead of me no all right Tony what can I do for you I got this with Wizards are Charisma based

Right true do you have an open room for the night yeah haven’t had a lot of customers lately since most Travelers aren’t being led into the city so you got your pick of the place just be one gold piece here you go thank you now let me just show you to your

Room was I the only one that had to pay a gold that’s fine Dam what the [ __ ] is that oh my God leave me alone go away oh my God he’s having a bad Dragon Nightmare no that really did look like where are they they oh my God they they they back

To sleep Fireball if you’ve calmed down we’re going back to sleep Right Fireball oh my God oh my God hey guys scared the [ __ ] out of me that was so alarming all righty okay well Jesus Christ out of my room God take a nap with wait where’s Bard not speak of it do not speak of it right there right there really

He was waiting I parked him outside goodness I know you were scared but those dreams you have and the way you acted when the cultists caught us I said not to speak of it I want no reminder of that I do not have trauma insist on satisfying your childish idiotic

Curiosity then just know this having my soul ripped from my body was the most painful thing that I have ever experienced I did not know that pain could be so complete or overwhelming not being able to do anything about it was even worse now be silent and go speak with the sage okay

Okay be silent or speak which yeah which which do you want you can’t have both yeah can you be more specific we have to walk all the way back yeah I think that’s the wrong wayst but I want upstairs there’s other stairs that go up they don’t all lead to the same place

How do you run I can’t run infrastructure control oh yeah it’s control there it is I literally said shift as I’m holding down control by the way you said with so much confidence though I believe you I [Laughter] know oh God golden Dr dragons are canonically [ __ ] drama queens it’s tracking it’s

Tracking ah there you are oh God pushed me down the ladder good news and I have some bad news okay give me the good news the good news Well to begin with we have found a way to safely separate V’s soul from your body and put it back into his

Own while expelling the parasite that is latched onto him what’s the bad news the bad news I’m afraid is that the artifact you need to put Vier back into his own body is rather far away and may not actually be where we think it is you see while investigating we encountered two

Principal problems removing and transporting another creatures soul is actually rather simple if you have the appropriate knowledge or equipment I’ve done it myself on several occasions the problems are that endand raava’s body is already inhabited by a living creature that may have some control over it and

Furthermore we do not know how much damage this creature is inflicted on via’s body nor whether removing the parasite forcibly would do even more for all we know removing the creature would kill V’s body and trying to put a soul back into it would be well pointless he

Would simply die as any other creature does when their body expires to address this we track down an artifact known as the rod of alignment it’s relatively simple if exceptionally powerful function is to set things back into their natural intended state it can only do so on a limited scale and needs time

To recharge but it should do the trick will that be enough on its own yes so depending on how powerful the parasite is you will likely need to weaken the creature before the artifact can extract it living things can resist magical effects but weakening the target

Will reduce its ability to do so the rod was last seen in the position of mastan kiman a morally dubious dragon born Druid without getting into too many details he was last seen with it in ice wind Dale when going to speak to a storm giant friend of his who lives in the

Area there have not been any reports of the artifact since that visit though Kimmer has certainly left their mark on various places without it in the intervening time so we think it may have been left in the storm Giants keeping if not then they may have an idea of where

To find it where exactly is ice windale it’s far to the North beyond the spine of the world mountain range it’s about a 1200 mile trip from here you’re kidding it took me nearly two weeks to come even a tenth of that distance yeah took us

Two weeks get bad news category yep who is Mayan exactly Myan is his dragon born clan name kimine has made a name for himself by protecting wild places and well destroying or sabotaging anyone that threatens them in any way he has hurt a good number of people with his rather

Extreme methods and how are we supposed to get this giant to help us I don’t know how is for you to figure out I’m sure that a resourceful Duo like yourselves can manage we should get going then any recommendations for getting to ice wind Dale preferably within this Century well there’s a ship

Heading north in the next day or so I arranged passage for you though you will have to find other ships heading north on your own once this one stops in Water Deep shouldn’t be too Troublesome this time of year oh and uh one last thing one of our occultists was able to

Identify those grinning creatures that you have encountered they are called Gro and are part of a large mysterious mins whatever their purpose is here oh my God is Tony secretly a minion few times the stara bre mentioned in Troopers and harbingers I need to see us all in our little [ __ ] minion

Overalls now how they came here is unknown but their very presence is troubling the people working with them probably worship whatever elder god the serve I suspect that you have found a cult of has been in my camera explain why the man M was interested in the

Devil you found in adro Tower they would likely have similar goals and could be using similar resources wish I could like look around when he’s Talking I don’t think I’m I’m not going to be good at an Insight check I don’t think I believe in you I’ll try it this information has left thes Shak seem much about the gru themselves as to what their appearance in our world might mean

I know for movies five movies it’s a lot is it four and five wait if you if if it’s all the uh the normal Gro movies the Despicable Me movies and then the Minions movies wait I thought Despicable Me was the grou movies there’s despicable yeah there’s Despicable Me

One two and three and then the Minions movie so many is there a second Minions movie or just one I think there I feel like there is it’s at least four is what I’m saying one it’s called the impact is insane on the world this guy’s right that’s all

I’m saying oh my god well that wasn’t exactly what can we do with that information very literal still I thought that you should know what you are dealing with I wish this with you as you travel you can use this to contact me from anywhere in fun at any time if you’re in

Diet trouble or if you encounter something very interesting to me use that otherwise abuse this privilege and I will sever the connection permanently I go down to the docks and you will find passage on a ship heading north bye you do to power guard yeah where the [ __ ] is

The horse I’m on him I’ve got him okay good oh you got Bower guard good good you can take turns with Bower guard he’s slippy slide ah he’s slippy slide ah he’s a drift King he a drift King well we got a new ability ooh fire

Shield why what is the point to being a wizard dude why am I a wizard we’re all wizard I do have magic Missile that’s so true oh my god oh there you are Bri hi hello there’s apparently a movie where GW gets a girlfriend a g a g friend yeah

Does yeah in the second one and seen any of the movies oh my God guys do you want to watch the Despicable Me movies I’ve seen them all wait I told you Dodger we we got to start girly Movie Club yeah dude please if I invited I will come so I have this

Thing I am terrible at watching shows and stuff unless I have people to like talk with them about or like watch them at the same time with so I was saying we got to start girly Movie Club and we just are like we’re watching this show and we’re watching episodes one through

Four this week about it I love that that’s a good ideaa I do need a li to ice wind Dale my good man oh my God who flew as you find yourself repeatedly clutching the ship’s rail that [ __ ] the continues GRS colder as settlements and cities along the coast become fewer and

Far between by the time the captain tells you that your destination is you have already started counting how many seconds it takes for your puke to freeze against the hull of the ship moving up from the railing though you see a dark blowing snow and something about it

That has nothing to do with the cold causes you to shiver I see the prison Spector has caught your eye best hope you don’t find yourself going there anytime soon what is that place it’s called revel’s end in op’s name if ever there was one as have not known anywhere Bleaker or more

Devoid of joy that there is a prison built to hold the worst criminals that mankind has to offer whether the Sor Soul stuck in there deserve it or not well I can’t say again prisons how is it that humans are so taken with prisons cells and confining each other it’s

Unsettling you know Dragon some people are really into it how much farther until Port I want to be locked he’s a bad Dragon he should know this just keep heading along that their path and you’ll find your way save him whatever your journey takes you can I break the

Fence I’m trying to break the fence oh my God can you come around this way there’s a over here wait do that that kind of helped I know I’m wondering if it’ll help magic Missile oh no [ __ ] can you can you steer him I can’t a little bit maybe this way

I can just turn around I can’t move oh no save it oh my [Laughter] God you’re dead I died for you vard scream I for you Fireball tragic no what do we do Bard how do we help you I mean he might be fine he looks like he’s taking a bath

Yeah he’s just dunking dude Bard you stupid I like that he responded to you yeah I did it again now oh I’m safe nice someone in chat said he’s a seahorse now goodbye mystery he went he went flying in that one cut scene and he’s just like I’m a changed

Man guy is not for me I belong to the Sea my feet will never touch the ground how are you cold I can hear you shivering that doesn’t make sense I’m did you guys see the sign walk through this it’s just this sign and then it’s an arrow

Obser sharing your body how many times must I explain this right but shivering thought you needed your own body for that never mind why would anyone choose to live in such a dismal part of the world judging by what the captain said along the way people who either don’t

Want to be found or have nowhere else to go guys over there Gabby boys lovely well if we are to keep our Vis as brief as possible I would suggest finding the nearest bartender rumors of a giant my god oh they’re dead they had a chest yeah money and potions for whoever

Wants it meat take a little bit take a little bit I take a potion beep anybody want to rest let me go lucky take it boy okay I’ll take it uhoh oh God you’re coming fire ball oh I crit magic Missile my God okay great gabo what about

Gabo we’re killing him you’re killing we’re killing our son Lisa no I’m our boy and I’m killing him shout out to Castlevania oh my god oh there’s a big boy over here oh hello Fireball oh my God Fireball magic Missile he’s dead dead oh let’s go the battle music started right as he

Died yeah whoo it’s a seafaring Town me look at all the fish caral yeah yeah uhoh new goodies purpose oh yeah new goodies oh weapon upgrade armor upgrade I need to save up money I have a lot of money I have 46 Monies oh my God wait this wizard staff why

Can’t I purchase that probably because I was already in the menu purchasing a staff sword give me oh my God wait the sword is so good oh all right I’m out of money I have 20 something money I got new weapon and two armor pieces

That’s good enough for me nice I need I got save up I can’t afford anything I need 10 need money I got I’ve got 46 I don’t how much are the armor pieces oh I could buy I could buy one armor you could buy one bit yeah yeah I’m going to

I’m going to drop a 20 and then pick that up and then I’ll drop a 19 I think the wizard aspect comes in the spell cool down because Wizards have a lower spell cool down we do that’s true wait how do I do this again okay I

Got all new armor except for pants Rog well you look so cool oh look at me yeah I’m decked out [ __ ] oh damn look at you I’m here to protect you my Queens all right we go in here it looks like I will defend you move wa this place is cool I haven’t

Seen you around before what do you want I don’t think what do you want friendly have you had any disappearances around here strange sightings anything it’s ice wind Dale people go missing in the storms all the time and monsters come down from the mountains in a tundra

Every day why are you from New York of that no can’t say as I’ve heard anything no people get lost in the storms have found within a week alive or turned into a walker and the Masters are the same as other then again I did hear that something’s been going on with the

Dwarves up in uh kelvin’s can lots of rumors and stories coming from him though I don’t think they’ve had any Misfortune themselves just heard things through the grap Vine tell me about the storm giant have you heard anything about a storm Giant in the area I’m looking for one that’s supposed to

Liveby hey I’m a walker here there’s an NPC in my face right now I’m like hey storm giant that a like a frost giant do you mean a stone giant cuz we got plenty of those up in our spine sometimes wanded this way to hunt and ra no I mean storm

Giant then I’ve got nothing for you he though you could always ask k your goat kicker she’s been around a fair amount kicker what a great last name [ __ ] to explore you could usually find it down by the Lakeside docks so long seriously you’re not even

Going to buy a meal or room was my time we got to go talk to the goat kicker yeah hell yeah hell yeah do you kick goats will you kick goat is everyone missing an eye will you wear when will you wear vs when will you kick goats wants to

Know what do you do around here I’m a r and proper Adventurer fighting monsters taking up treasure finding lost cities that’s my calling in life she sounds like a goat kicker I’m going to try to Insight she has adventured air am she has never accomplished anything more

Noteworthy than how far she has traveled or perhaps a tussle with a band of goblins okay and how many monsters or lost treasures have you found exactly my fair sh my name is Katra and I’m looking for a storm giant that’s supposed to live in the Dale have you

Heard of anything like that storm giant well I’d be lying if I said I knew exactly what you were on about but well my partner and I did see something right queer in the mountains about a month back and it was definitely Giant and definitely stormy at the time any

Details you can give me hi there’s a trail on the opposite side of this Lake right across from us that goes up into their mountains as called the spine a blizzard started blowing around one of the peaks in particular just a few years before I showed up here

Never let up once nor moved storm just sits there blowing away my partner and I we thought we’d go see if anything were up that way thought maybe we’d find some magic item or a wizard or something causing the storm maybe knock some sense into them or get some loot from the

Expedition and what does this have to do with the giant I’m getting there so after about an hour marching through the storm we hear this voice in blizzard saying turn back and you’ll die here and some such we weren’t about to pack it in though thing is the snow was getting so

Thick and high around us we could hardly even walk and it was getting dark we tried to find shelter but just kept getting turned around in the storm and we were getting right cold cold to the point you don’t feel no cold no more wasn’t until I hit the ground and

Everything starting going black but I realized I was freezing to death but then next thing I know I’m awake my toes and fingers hurt something fierce from the frostbite and my whole body was stiff but there I was bu this my partner we’ve been taken all the way down the

Mountain to a little cave and someone had even set up a fire for us but here’s the kicker there weren’t no footprints around us nothing in the snow the Giant’s nice poor the wildest thing I ever seen and I still ain’t been able to figure it out where’s your partner now

Mik the Cowardly bum had enough at adventuring after that incident I thought she said his name was as a minor I’ve been you said like a mom you mean the face was a woman’s oh I far as I could tell real flat smash nose though but I

From the cold part of the story too seriously any advice for someone looking to climb up there yeah don’t do it was a Dar idea and by all right me and my partner should be dead might not be such a trial normally but that blizzard will spell

The end of you thank you for your time well that is at least a little promising what say you Patra it’s the only leave you’ve got at the moment God probably wor investigating holy [ __ ] got to get them while they’re while they’re slacking Oh I thought that was a horse for me it’s

Just guy how quickly you try to replace Bard dude the drawing of the us as minions is so good let me see oh my god did one actually get made I just want to put that in the corner of my stream that’s so good perfectly captures the vibe of the

Party us who knew so good who knew that minions were uh such spiritual icons for us thank you Yoshi thank you Yoshi for doing so many cute drawings while we’ve been playing so good I love it oh my God I am simply deceased that’s so funny where

Bo yes yes sorry I was adding the picture My Stream it’s really important this way Bri Bri this way turn around I’m directionally challenged a bit here okay here we go hi oh my gosh you looks so cool oh my God thank you I just got this new tunic funded by Tony

Bagpipes my sugar daddy oh my goodness everywhere I go I see her that one has a saddle boom we’re g too oh my gosh at least have the decency to give the horse a different name dude this one is to Electric Baloo this is Richard Richard Richard Richard you’re

Looking very Dapper for short yeah it’s Dick Cheney dick CH Richard Cheney Richard Cheney got go this way he’s got some he wants us to go all the way out here but what’s this though got to explore oh there’s like a yeti in here uhoh there’s a sprouting from and covering the Cav’s

Walls like ly most of these crystals have also been found to have magical properties most notably enhancing spells that freeze their targets however the crystals have proven too unstable to use reliably and have been known to shatter or even explode during spell casting so few risk using them

We should use them we should definitely use them right St Point stat points oh yeah level up uh I uhoh magic Missile Fireball magic Missile oh no that got wasted he fell Fireball oh oh bye oh goodbye goodbye well my fob just got off F oh my

God what the hell I’m slowed oh is that why oh there we go Richard weird ah ah what’s happening it’s because spells around the crystals oh I think maybe somebody cast another spell let’s find out let run I fell Tony back tonas tonis no they’re down here I’m coming for

You I killed the one careful the water magic Missile dead dead all right nice not going that way I don’t know uhoh uhoh kind of get up this way you can kind of go up this way uhoh the Blue Roof oh good come on come on Richard oh

God come on Richard you no nope we must leave Richard behind oh no not another one oh there’s a way this way this way this way wait what uh come down and around this ways all the way though what about this blue maybe the blue no oh my God maybe towards the

Direction uhoh oh no I’m making it it’s hard when it’s like kind of transparent yeah ah I’m try to make this J I’m doing it I’m doing it I’m doing it oh I made it from the orange one there nice the drift he’s the drift King but at what cost

No make sure you do a control sprinting jump from the top of it otherwise you might not make it I think oh my God okay on the blue one and then jump on the orange one oh there you go Dodger find your way yeah I found my own

Way Tony come this way wait where’d you go come over here over walk over this way tonis uhhuh yep tonis build Honus huh yeah oh god it works it does work though okay oops oh my God is that it there’s no chest or nothing I guess not goodbye Richard oh goodbye Richard

Two down how many horses will summer abandon in danger I didn’t abandon the first one oh there’s a horse over there he simply left me he doesn’t have a saddle ooh we go up we could go up we could explore explor will I fall through this walking in a winter

Wonderland in the meadow we can build a Richard everything still everywhere I see his face looks at a field of horses everywhere I go it reminds me of him oh my god look over there what the [ __ ] is that is that snail giant snail S I

Want it to be a giant snail we can see it let’s go guys what is that we’re going to be real off course but [ __ ] it music’s so peaceful yeah another yardi come on over here Bigfoot Yeah slowed I think it’s just the yetis the noises oh my God some of the spell effect noises are awful he’s beatboxing whoa wait this oh God nooid yeah it’s a nautiloid holy [ __ ] mind fler ship just kidding I don’t want to be here V Empires across multiple worlds

Coning them into service ships like this one were how the monsters traveled between the stars and across Plains of existence not be glad that this one is long since crashed and abandoned otherwise its presence would forel a coming Calamity did you see the money there’s money inside there is money money money money

In there oh there’s a bunch of baddies oh oh my God wa I open oh my god oh there’s nothing in this chest there I saw one in the cut scene that was in the front of the ship too H it was uh am I stupid where go oh what’s

This I could have sworn I saw one yeah yeah here we go there are confidence potions and invincibility potions ooh I want to know what I don’t need to hold on to the potions oop what that I like invincibility is that it I think so um

I’ll take them for now hello mind player oh he ow ow oh my God I’m going to make freaking die get tossed around by these I thought they said it was abandoned dude I I died did it too no wow we’re so far away Dodger wait can we take these dude it

Was rubber banding me so bad was that them sucking me in tossing me the [ __ ] around it’s pretty rude it’s okay I know where to go we can run well we don’t have anything else that we need there right true wait do we have shattered hopes and

Dreams horse I’m I’m I’m ahead on a horse oh okay don’t worry about me are we going to the marker now or are we going back to the ship we don’t need to go back to the ship we got everything right we can do the marker then right

Yeah I don’t have the marker on you like to ride the horse d no I’m okay okay [ __ ] you then ye whoa climb the spine that building look cool ooh there’s more Yeti should we go in that should we go in that thing that is also not where

We’re supposed to go but I want to go in the thing it looks too cool I like Fireball mounted Combat magic Missile this is not good how do I get off this thing there we go Fireball oh yeah like every time we get close to them we get the weird AOE effect I parked my horse outside I try be shy someone just called me Squidward dude my God Squidward

Squidward what’s going on in here my it’s spooky very spooky oh don’t get impaled by the icicles or or what what is going on here this looks awesome I think these people are friendly or is this the do they were talking about right is that Santa Claus Santa in the Red Hood

Sant Santa I want to do oh that’s not Santa I’m sad a random one healing I almost just walked into that lava oh my God give You’re Gold are we Raiders I’m trying to find a way to steal from them stick them up a robbery wait I found a hole wait

Does this hole go anywhere I don’t think so Fireball no it doesn’t go anywhere just a hole any chests that’s what I’m looking for right now I walk to the lava um I’m I’m not I might be burning but I’m not taking damage image well oh my God Tony’s so powerful I

Was on fire this Tony’s on fire what’s at the end of this hle man I don’t see anything here is nothing in here we’re probably going to have to come back here for a story reason probies boo I’ll be back with a vengeance you hear me you dwarves I’ll be [Applause] back

[ __ ] don’t hurt me I didn’t mean it beep beep beep beep if we all die again I have money to buy my last piece of armor now nice I just need five gold and I can buy a piece of armor you want me to kill these guys for

You yeah tux ha yes I Do magic Missile magic Missile here you go I picked up some gold you’re take it oh my gosh thank you yetis over here more yetis More Money More yetis More Money More Problems I missed just the noises they’re so good noise is so weird do attack I know I’m a pure crit fast

Build how do we hold on I didn’t apply my St leveled up same oh yeah what what do you press to get that up you just uh scroll over it and then oh the menu in I remember this now oh my God I never leveled up oops oh God all right I have

Six points oh [ __ ] I scrolled damn it this stats here we go Oops what I’m good hell yeah oh okay oh my God why did I have so many that I could put in there okay yeah they gave us six yeah okay I go up level up my decks a little bit so I can attack a little faster I don’t think I’m I’m supposed to

Be up here well we’re following you Tony so I’m just looking at the people or chests or things I don’t see any secrets oh I fell I fell too guys no on the way down down here oh what’s over here is this bunny he what are those oh it’s

Grass this foring was once home to the dragon that destroyed 10 Towns hags it carved its Lair from the mountain side with its terrible claws rening Stone an ice like so much putty after the dragon was killed the place was looted of every scrap of treasure then

Abandoned now it stands on the horizon as a grim reminder of K dore’s past and the Fate its sister Town suffered RS l oh no wait did we just LEL and now we leveled up again yeah hell yeah I’m do that real Quicky I love leveling up for exploring

Yay oh you get stats every two locations you find oh hell yeah oh we need to explore more then yeah that’s we all be overleveled I love the sound of walking here yeah it’s so nice what in the hag Bowl I have a strength of 17 woohoo

Okay whoa was that guy oh it’s an owl bear oh oh cool they’re dancing yeah oh he’s like dead oh no oh maybe they were fighting the yetis we’re coming guys so fast there’s a storm happening the storm approaches oh yeah wisdom’s my dump stat chat

What are these guys I don’t know oh not friends apparently look too good they don’t oh God whoa what are they they’re strong I don’t like their sounds I don’t like their sounds either stay in the water there’s so many over here oh I crit oh I missed I’m scared there’s so

Many oh guys All right uh-oh let me on hands 10 of those guys out on the lake oh God I might need to heal ow owie what is that thing in the sky oh well why do we keep seeing glowing stuff in the sky I don’t know oh no there’s more ow owl Bears over

There where we supposed to go I thought here here yeah yeah climb the there oh oh what’s the spine God let’s go ouch ow they can like shoot projectiles [ __ ] these guys they suck oh my God there’s so many of them over here I should in case you did not already

Know dragons and Giants have a longstanding rivalry that skeletons the part’s involved storm Giants are known as goodly if Stern creatures but regardless of this one’s disposition it might be for the best if you do not mention my presence or involvement El to complicate things that’s good to know thanks oh hello

Hello oh my God I again this story will be the end of you where are you I just want to talk shall not proce what the [ __ ] my God oh my God hi hello what if we chat though I just want to hang out is a storm Giant and one who is ascended

Beyond the restrictions of their body it seems what they aren’t just controlling the storm around us they are the the storm am speak now and tell me your purpose here lest I blast you off the side of the mountain good luck this is not someone you should Bandy words with if

You do not get to the point quickly and if she does not like what she hears the best you could hope for is being thrown from the mountain and maybe Landing in a deep snowbank somewhere wow oh no no okay wow that is awfully aggressive and feels a bit unwarranted have I done

Something to offend you you have trespassed into my domain without invitation your invasion is unwelcome that’s not very neighborly kind of hard to make new friends if you don’t let your neighbor stop by and say hello isn’t it what in any way inclines you to believe that I am even interested

In Fr friends because friendship is Magic do you know a druid named Maston kiman no should I you see recognition flicker across her broad features at kimmer’s name but can also tell that the subject has made her even more guarded I think you do know them and I

Need help and I think that either you or he can give it to me I am listening my friend has been infested with a parasite that has also displaced his soul we were told by the sage of magic at Candle keep that his best hope is to find the rod of alignment which

Was last seen with kiman and what if I refuse to help what will you do ask really nicely I mean I’ll beg if you want me to but that feels a bit degrading no there is no need to go that far perhaps I can find it in myself to

Compromise though this is a powerful item that you seek and not something to be handed over lightly H though perhaps you will do very well I indeed possess the rod and am willing to part with it in return for a favor the Druid who last held the

Rod is indeed a friend of mine kiman however has a tendency to use Force to protect the Wilderness and its creatures rather than negotiate the Lord’s Alliance decided that they had suffered his vigilantism long enough and have imprisoned him in the great Fortress they build nearby

Known as revel’s end I cannot enter that Bastion as its magic Wards me away if you want the rod then you must find a way to free kimeran once he is with me again the rod will be yours inside [ __ ] she is used to keeping her own counsel and it seems

That leaving you in the dark is to her Advantage as you can read nothing on her face what has he done to get imprisoned exactly he defends the wild places of fyon anywhere that wildlife and nature are threatened he goes to protect it and eliminate the threat sometimes that

Means destroying a Bandon Of marauding Orcs sometimes that means destroying a Duke’s mining operation you’re a very big woman she holds every card and could betray the deal once she has what she wants but her demeanor inclines you to think that she is sincere will kimin be dangerous to me

Only if you give him a reason to think that you mean harm to either him or the Wilderness otherwise he is quite personable oh don’t uh don’t look at my fire she is used to keeping her own counsel and it seems that leaving you in

The dark is to her Advantage as you can Le nothing on her to set free a dangerous environmentalist vigilante Count Me In well then perhaps kiman has found a kindred spirit in you a last warning to you Beware of the prison for it is not just a trapped and

Warded Fortress something has changed lately I have not seen the guards at their Outpost for nearly a week and there is now a ferocious flying creature there every time I’ve tried to approach since its appearance it has beaten me back rather severely at one point I do not know if the jailers have

Summoned it as an additional guardian or whether it is there for other reasons but be wary of a dark creature with bat-like wings hope that you do not encounter it good luck that is all a rather tall order and none of it too encouraging at this point

The best we can do is probably to investigate the prison see if we can identify some of its defenses and any gaps therein can we not get close no pleasee death by sno sno please I just I want to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for

Christmas please I’ll be back for you my queen the first thing I want is I love that you’re saying all of that after failing Insight check after Insight check I think she digs me dude one of them she digs me me I’m so charismatic there’s a little Tower over

Here he’s so into me go I prise oh oh I don’t know if this is anything this wind is so aggressive b b there’s a chest you walked by Tony oops it got it got speed potions in it I take one there’s nothing up here oh the storm stopped oh

Noise there’s two speed potions in there I’m good I got one already oh my god I’ve got three so should we explore a little bit yeah yeah yeah yeah there’s something over here too I see wolves a like a oh I see oh my God Bri okay oh God

Bri I thought they were nice woles I don’t think there are nice woles in game she didn’t want to play with me hello w a big house over here say house new baby it’s a town I think what does that say ice wind is a baren

And cold place with its Forest F and far between that makes wood a precious a much needed resource both for building and for keeping the fires going in people’s hes nearly every scrap of wood that enters care denal goes through this Mill to be processed one would not even

Find a shred of Sword dust going to waste nice very cool there’s two horses with saddles three horses with saddles I see at least I see one I see two found a chest though o what’s in there there are five strength potions and some gold my

God I take I take two of the strength potions if anybody wants more they’re up here get them ton I’m all right okay fine I’m taking all yeah just take them all so they don’t go to waste I uh forget to use them so it’s not yuck yuck yuck it’s not you

Know well biome is weird I want to bake potato for dinner tonight I think yeah I’m just expressing that to all of you so you know what do you put in a bake of potato I don’t know so i’ this is really sad actually I’ve ever had like really

Basic baked potato with like butter and salt and pepper what should I put on it I want to try and bacon bit cheese cheese and broccoli is good ooh yeah broccoli you guys I think I found like a ghost ship what oh where did you guys go

Ship yeah was it behind the lumber mill yes to the left okay let’s try that it’s if you walk past the the lumber mill and go left yeah yeah yeah oh I see up there yeah yeah I was like what a funky biome what’s over here and then I saw a bunch

Of owl you’re going to have to jump over here um uh I saw the owl bears in the cave but then there’s a ship past them oh my horse disappeared what the [ __ ] I was just riding him there’s like four of them there’s five of them oh God there’s

Another one L there’s a lot there’s a lot h oh my God oh God ow magic Missile you stinky Fireball whoa come here stinkies magic Missile ow dude okay I’m running they’re going to keep spawning true true true running running sprinting I’m sprinting oh it’s not as ghostly [ __ ]

It’s cool though shipwreck in the ice travel to and from Ice wind Dale is perilous the moners that stalk the road and swim beneath the waves the landscape itself seems set against those who trespass into this quiet world of ice and snow this ship is just one of many

That found themselves caught between icebergs and crushed into file would this one was simply lucky enough to drift ashore and be caught in this Inlet level up oh yeah oh yeah I’m leveling up one of the guys on acent oh let me help you okay I got to question question for

You guys for dinner do I get a burrito or a Philly cheese steak burrito I say burrito as well I’m always a big burrito fan what kind of burrito um just like white rice some beans some chimpin that sounds good ow ow ow oh crit we love it oh

Yeah they’re beaming me stop beaming me are they just going to keep oh no oh no I missed the jump the water oh no where did you spawn hi Mama I can approach her you can I died I can approach her I’m looking for secret oh my God I can’t believe

This hi Mama that’s my sno sno please you guys need money she had a chest behind her her throne there’s a chest behind I also missed a jump see you there summer a sad R I’ll take all the other money so I can hand it to you guys F thanks sugar

Daddy Tony hi oh my gosh hello my queen is my Sno Tony bag pipe more like Tony bags of gold all right let’s let’s go back oh no oh no we’re in trouble what are we going to do what happened we’re stuck behind the wall uhoh That’s oh no is

There button there’s wait okay there’s the um hold on in settings oh my God there’s three horses with saddles here by the way gra just saying or no it was in the the menu right there the debug thing yeah there was a debug thing hold on oh there’s more ships over here

Wow H little castle castle Yeah I think we did I think this is the sailing Town YY I’m going to buy more armor oh yeah oh oh hello no oh noo sorry guys oh no this the only way to get us out that’s fine we should go get all that money

Again I think we could just speedrun to the ship if we don’t need the potions we yeehaw Big Potato was it worth it summer yes have your urges saded yes getting us trapped it sounds like you’re supposed to go back there though if there was a chest behind her there was a chest

Behind her yeah but it was it was worth it but it meant more that you were there to witness it I saw Things I’ll Never [Laughter] yeah D look away this is my alone time with my queen I’m sorry I’m running past these guys yeah told me I was her little POG

Champ look at the little guy in the beach the Cobalts they’re so cute I love them me c I don’t know that I’d want someone to call me their little POG champ while smooching me I think that would be weird is it better if they say you’re my

Little POG champ or are you my little POG champ or are you my little POG champ they’re both bad who’s my little p [Laughter] CH hopefully not me dude please oh I missed ow I’m SC to go near the water I want to miss again I’m going

In Get Him Tony get him so strong give him the old one two bag pipe treatment let’s go the old bag pipe treatment oh oh I have the money oh okay well I thought it reset everything oh God that was horrifying you guys got it all righty just a run

And a jump oh wa we going all righty we’re supposed to go over there yeah straight ahead is where we’re meant to go so let’s just go that way until we get distracted again that seems like the right course of action the horses the horses this is where the horsies are

With the with the Saddles there’s four of them we each have one a horse for a hero I want the gray one cuz it matches my outfit slle Slay Slay back to town to buy goodies yes we can buy stuff get up wait to buy my last piece of armor is

Tonis konus with us or no yeah he just got to the bag pipes is at the shop R all right who needs money I’m fully kiding baby I’m in my armor 40 gold on the floor oh I think I may have picked it up no this still

There if anyone needs money feel free to grab it oh my gosh I need money thank you Ro shoes you’re you’re a wizard so you’re in the back and the rest of us melee so we’re running in there picking up all the money all righty is that a new

Hat okay I just need the hat and the boots now here I still have lots of M oh my gosh I need a new weap you guys look so cool your outfits are so good I need like 20 gold for a new weapon I got you take this oh my God

Thank you so much I love my sugar parents we look so cool standing next to each other Amanda oh my God all right I’m kid it out now thank you I’m decked in gold all right is everybody fully upgraded does anybody not have anything yeah fully upgraded oh yeah we good okay just

Making sure cuz I still got like 64 gold if anybody didn’t have so powerful I’m I’m Ked out all right let me find my horsey where’ he go my horse go up oh [ __ ] my horse is gone oh my horse is in the shops okay after a dragon destroyed most of what

Was known as 10 Towns K din’s residents built this Castle as a last protection in case such a disaster should come again it is not nearly large enough to fit the entire Town’s population but it does make for a tidy and secure residence for the local Lord and his

Family that one good me Lord all right horsey come here oh uhoh stay out here so my horse doesn’t there we go harm Do no harm that’s what I always say want chance money are you stealing from the Lords yeah 30 gold it’s mine now one sec I’m going to go PE

[ __ ] wait are we taking a little BRB you doing oh yeah we can we can take a a pepus break instead of pepus I’m going to look at the fan art oh my my God I’m also looking at the fan art Chad if you would

Like to join us on this journey it’s all being posted uh in uh our Discord Channel under dger fan Art Not The Bard is so good the money I like the drifting the Akira drift bard I’d watch this theard [Laughter] drowning please crush me ma’am I have returned with an emptier bladder hello we’re looking at the fan art oh my God yes bags of money is are so good please crush me B

Amazing I have a new knife thank you for all the art Yoshi yeah he’s so Cute be honest it’s only a matter of time until there’s a minions D and D movie it’s true yes true we got to throw our hats in like we did this first though yeah exactly so we got to go out of the town again right yeah looks like it okay I’m

Going to go grab another horse then because I there were more horses over here there’s another horse right over here there’s plenty two horses over here in the direction that we’re walking I’m coming in I’m coming I’m coming hello I love you come here horsey I’m

Going to kill you just like the last five I love my steeds ye I feel very Yeehaw right now yes incredibly dude I was going to try to recreate the yeeha I did for Sam’s subathon and I’m like I don’t think my throat can do that again just going to say

Okay I touched it where we going now oh now we go over there why is it this so weird I guess like so that you don’t have the issue that happens in a lot of games where you’re like wayfinder says go this way so I go this way but then

Once you start going that way you get stuck yeah true so it’s like hor combat oh my God horse combat horse combat horse combat magic Missile kill our horses Fireball Fireball Magic missile yeah you nice oh those ones respawn oh my gosh is this the Spire is this what

We’re supposed to climb over here we were next to it like a long time ago goblins ahead my fave oh this going to be rough with once our military Outpost this Fortress was built by the Lords of water de to protect the prison of revel’s end as

Well as the neighboring 10 Towns the soldiers there performed their Duty well but were unprepared when the dragon appeared and latched onto the side of the tower the Beast unleached its freezing breath into the building again and again until everyone and everything inside had been turned to blocks of ice

This now with no 10 Towns to defend B and soldiers afraid to house there for fear of their comrades ghosts The Outpost stands abandoned I love dead things okay oh where did my horse go maybe it’s best we leave the horses out oh no honey where’d you go oh there

You are more St stay here we more stat points Uzumaki Naruto Grim jaw Snape I’ll miss you oh [ __ ] four points Four Points Four Points Be my int is still a negative one let’s goce m is -2 let’s go let’s freaking go I have 30 in oh hell yeah oh my Gody P I’m just trying to cast spells as fast as possible Dodger is a part of the Shadow wizard Money Gang it’s true true we love

Casting spells we love fire oh my god there a lot of goblins oh they’re dead God I El shoed them all and they died that was pretty good this way uh yeah maybe I don’t know oh right up here stairs oh I no maybe not oh they’re broken stairs oh

What’s this oh I parkour it up oh my God parkour there’s stairs on this side too wall what is with us in walls today dude I don’t know uhoh st’s other side the Enemies Harish the game is Walling me and derer we’re coming you guys got it I don’t know if there’s anything else up here besides those yetis you go down oh oh oh worm the music is so intense in here it is ooh people died here the

Bodies yeah the bodies are a good are a good hint oh bringing my Piper oh my God that’s so cute a a kisses that’s oh my good that’s so cute MIM stop oh my God I cast Fireball oh my God I I can basically just constantly cast Fireball shit’s different now life’s

Different now dude I want to take the little baby why can’t we go so cute is this the wall yeah the wall wait there’s another way down here oh what is this where we came from I don’t think so yes it is I think it is I

Think I think it is I’m pretty sure it is is I’m stupid it’s okay there was nowhere else to go to get out oops want to look again because they put a wall up for some reason invis pinch his Lips all righty oh the goblin respawned good hello goes Parish the lot of ye oh my God look at all that gold go get some can I get to a secret place let me try oh I did I’m up here hi oh my gosh summer I’m [ __ ] around and find it

Out no this Tower is very tall for how much it was explorable yeah a lot I feel like a lot of the buildings have been very like here’s a really manageable room to just find a thing in and then move on please definitely okay I’ll go back to

Hores no that horse is on the ice St it summer where I lost you guys where’d you go uh come come back up gate looking thing yeah come back up where the little gobbies were to the bridge Oh I thought we were going to the towards the next point so I

Went and got the horse he went up helloy well come back I see You word a word a worm word up a worm worm up worm up you warm up my heart this is the that place we stopped at I think oh you’re right yeah okay oh no let’s see where can we go Next I left my bow Bo yeah abandon I abandoned my boy my Boy w w w w epic comat they’re respawning right away you could wrap around to go get the horses if you guys want to go faster it’s like what just over there yeah it should be oh no the wol whoa vves there’s so many of them there are so

Many that’s okay guys I have constant Fireball now oh yeah they’re dead get deaded wolves get crit my butt super dead all right now we’re at the nautiloid the nautiloid hello these guys are crazy they are hi R all right what is our goal right now get our objective get horse and then

Follow Waypoint oh yeah so we got to go back over herei Naruto it’s okay you guys go get the horses I run Tony does have them Gams yeah I’m good yeah run [Applause] away o I wound up on this horse in a very weird way hold on oh my God no

Why are you okay um when I hop on the horse it’s making it so I have to hold my um staff My Wizard cap and robe right in front of my face oh yeah it’s doing that to me too Char W wo reel’s end oh

Peepers I’m not good at it but sure the place is is rather quiet still waiting for a few minutes you do not see any guards but do notice that the front door is wide open otherwise though you cannot see any apparent weaknesses it doesn’t look like a place

You can exactly break into not without an army or maybe lots of explosives that is we have plenty of explosives as much as I hate to admit it I am inclined to agree my God there’s a horse here oh oh I see we’re here now perhaps we can

Strike a deal with whoever runs the prison barring that simply seeing the inside might give us some ideas about how to get kiman out I can’t hear by ear for whatever reason okay cool you can’t hear what me uh V or V the talking it’s okay I’m sure’ll maybe I

Was too far away from you guys when we started it I’m sure he’ll come back when he feels like it he’s having a little mood just being oh there’s a cave entrance on this side cave chat we’re running a couple ads while we’re just teedle toddling around and hopefully nothing exciting will

Happen but no promises a a town oh back home oh this the place is this the sail godam it’s our place all roads lead to home I’m running back which way are we supposed to go I don’t see the the marker thing I think we were supposed to get into this my God

Yeah it’s just the town Us in a nice little short might have been the other way other side so glad there’s no fall damage me too how the heck we like 100 times that’s hilarious so place was literally just right next to the town yeah way finder let me in oh oh nice we de had to approach

It I do not like the fear of this make sure that the front door stays open and unlocked too do not oh my god look behind us see what you can find the void the passage or something similar something to lead us out of here open

Up okay that looks like it connects to the door in the entryway and judging by these notes most of the rest of the puzzles must to be a full containment and lockdown system everything is barred and sealed perhaps there has been a prison riot or some Revolt Messy as that

May be distraction for getting inside and extracting kiman that’s fine [Laughter] right is this wall important with the buttons or is this decoration oh I don’t know there’s also a wall with buttons in here I can’t believe you did this is the door open oh the numbers

Are the sorry the buttons are a number so this last room is three oh is this and this is uh eight eight sideways so eight three I don’t see any more all back up again oh godo seven 7 8 3 okay 7 I just saw something coming into the wallce get the

Good job we’re so smart I did iter the guard I was like why are there buttons on the wall what oh my God what the heck’s doing in a prison e babies now demons encountering both in such a relatively short time is seldom a good sign we kill you are curs or

Something is brewing Something Brewing unless Rebel’s end is taken to enlisting monsters from the abyss as Gods something has gone thoroughly arai this is becoming increasingly distressing I’m sorry I don’t like Ry bread I like sour do you think that kiman has anything to do with

Them being here oh right I doubt it unless kiman were presented with a too tempting opportunity was consumed by Vengeance or had simply gone mad he would not risk summoning demons they would do as much damage to his precious Wilderness as any human host would polluting and tainting the land with their very

Presence any advice going in into this yes don’t die and get out as quickly as you can thanks bud thanks thanks as we go look for evidence of a cult like the one we found near candle keep if we find who or whatever created the portal we may in turn discover a way

To collapse it Pony bag pipe oh sorry I thought we couldn’t move so I just stood here oh Jesus oh my God eat oh my God oh God y was a Bab here okie dokie oh my God guys don’t stand a chance poor badass angry women who want baked potatoes said no chance potato those those must have been the gods either there is a spellcaster nearby animated or they’ve been possessed by demonic spirits hello

Skeletons come here I’m going to kill you come here come here it’s time to die go bed here go bed go bed go in night night oh e girl girl girl sarch the room oo oh I’m a rogue I’m GNA try to pick the lock do it do it oh noing go

Chad oh my God that’s awesome my B such a desk oh my gosh look at all these rolls I shouldn’t have said anything all righty a book book pck up was probably the one their body is no longer Their Own no choice no book oh I picked up the warden’s Journal

Nothing to be done no helping them nothing just just kill him I get it oh [ __ ] why then wait you can charge the fireball does it make it bigger I don’t know oh oh sh have to break it oh you can just break what is left break the

Shell break the puppet and it will be over break okay God oh there there he’s stressing me out dude for real he’s freaking out are you okay you sounded a little lost for a while there break the puppet break I am fine now okay that seemed to really affect

You do you want to talk about what just happened this is just this is too familiar like what happened in my cave the close spaces being unable to do anything having to watch everything around me without the power to influence it then seeing someone else whose body

Has been stolen from them and turned into a marionette for someone else’s amusement or cruel Deeds while I am forced to feel you break what is left of them and I see me in my body instead of a skeleton and it just makes everything I feel everything that you feel and see

Everything that you see in a physical sense but my emotions are still my own and they color our experiences differently you’re telling me this guy watches me go peeee yeah I see them differently in that way and I cannot control how those experiences affect me and that in itself makes it

Worse the lack of control that is feeling even more helpless and all the more weak and pathetic because of it what is he going to do spirals into Panic or becomes a dark p that I lose myself in and it does not stop even after whatever we have done ends I still

Feel it for a long time afterward minutes hours pretending is monolog right now is exhausting chill out that should not apply to someone without a body I’m sorry that’s a lot that’s rough buddy I knew you were feeling strained but I had realize girlfriend is the moon powerful

That’s rough buddy again I’m I’m sorry I don’t know what else to say thank you but I don’t know what it is something just off about her I do not mean this to sound ungrateful but it feels pity than sympathy even my mind you got to treat a woman like how you

Treat a car yeah you want to finish that I feel like I made a mistake Perhaps it is best we move on Keys find the keys you sift through the shards of bone and scraps of torn clothes and armor until you hear a jangle you retrieve a ring of keys Each

Of which is inscribed with runs and magic formula you would never have opened the cells without these wow okay before we go on I found the warden’s Journal do you want me to read it oh sure Story Time Story Time Story Time Light thei shipment of food arrived on

Schedule along with a new prisoner number 261 won’t need to worry about running out of rations anytime soon however there seems to be a growing mold or some other junk on the bottom floor of the building some sludge likee black stuff not much of it but keeps coming

Back after cleaning may need some may need something to disinfect before we uh we or the inmates get sick the ninth inmate 25 six has started talking again but he keeps saying something about Whispers he seems afraid though of what no one can tell think that he might have finally

Cracked and gone entirely mad he’s always been a little unbalanced but none of his files mention paranoia or hallucinations nor has he shown such behavior before reel’s end finally got him I think the mold is getting worse thickening smells like feces what reappears within a day of cleaning it away

The 12th inmate five uh 256 began Screaming in the Night saying that he saw Shadows moving along the walls was about to write it off as a part of his condition but the dragon born inmate uh 259 said that he saw something too brought all the guards to

Arms and conducted a thorough search found nothing still the men seemed uneasy and I have noticed that some are not sleeping well though they will not tell me why well expecting the growing mold today one of the guards noticed that some of the stone work in the area

Seems to have warped or for lack of better term the stone is not cracked or broken but seems slightly stretched at the edges I’ve called for stone masons from town that I can’t pronounce look at it real real inmate 256 cell has been soundproofed from the outside his ranting terrified screams are disturbing

Disturbing the other inmates and the guards too much to tolerate I’ve written to Water Deep for advice on how to deal with him he was dangerous while free but we cannot keep him here this place is breaking him it’s inhuman just to ignore him the stone masons arrived and were

Stumped by the malformed ston work they took measurements several times and insisted that the stones were shifting and changing even as they worked did not believe them until I measured it myself a letter to Water Deep has also asked for some M for a mage CL or some other

Person well versed in Magic to inspect the sight worries me as the sludge can no longer call it molds as it’s too thick and almost liquid in nature seems to seep up from the cracks between where the altered stones are I’m only on page

11 of 32 this is going to be a minute 32 Jesus I ain’t reading all that but I’m happy for you though I a pair of guards to observe the area though they were unhappy with the assignment they seem scared I cannot say I I blame them 16 the guards watching

The sludge we have stopped bothering cleaning it up as it comes back too quickly reported that some of the ston work in the room has started to change color and one confessed to hearing whispers hissing voices from from nowhere slithering around the room and into my ears when he said this another

Guard came forward and admitted that he had heard some of the same too from his bunk it was why he and many of the others have not been sleeping well none wanted to admit hearing anything though they thought they were imagining things are going crazy I asked inmate 256 what

He can tell us about the shadows and the voices he’s been screaming about he spoke of great evils and Shadow creatures coming from the bottom of the tower though most of what he said was gibberish and impossible to understand I have doubled the guard on the bottom

Floor the 17th something came out of the sludge today a small fleshy manlike monster that left in my guards and attempted to claw them man quickly killed it but when they did the thing exploded into a cloud of foul choking gasin an hour another one of the things

Appeared from the sludge that kept coming more and more frequently now they appear two at a time though it’s only been 7 hours since the first arrived beginning to suspect that the sludge is either creating these things growing them like seeds or that the sludge is part of some portal that is letting

These things into Rebels end either way the letter I sent cannot arrive soon enough so I’ve used my emergency communications to directly contact the Mages of Water Deep for help they’re worried and have reported similar occurrences in the wilderness some miles from the city you’re sending someone to help the 19th help arrived

From water deep and what good it did the Mage appeared from the sky flying down and through and we thought our troubles were over the monsters have been coming in five and six and even larger things have begun to come through the Mage inspected the portal he confirmed by my

By my suspicions but before he could do much a winged monster burst from the Slime and tore him to pieces before we could move to defend him the Beast is dead but so is our best chance at dealing with the crisis all our guards are taking shifts watching the portal and slaying anything

That comes through but three have been injured and one has died if this gets worse we may have to abandon our post and flee 20th the monster swarmed through it was like a dam that had broken and they block our exits now half my men are dead

We will try to break through that to the outside soon but I do not like our chances I have a pitch I suppose this is where okay what if we skip to the very last entry and just see what it says and see if we’re

Lost oh it’s only two more pages it’s oh my gosh you slammed through that okay never mind uh I will try to break through the outside soon but I do not like our chances I suppose this is where I should write my last thoughts for my loved ones

In case things do go poorly well there’s no one for me to write to to the families of the guards who were stationed here though I can tell you that your sons and daughters did their Duty with honor and bravery even when faced with an unknowable threat such as

This if we break free this note will not matter as a survivors will return to you safely if we do not though remember us well please your memory of us is all that we leave behind after all this is the last entry from a little over a week

Ago you noticed this happened recently that’s it oh my God claps claps claps claps clap clap clap I’m going to burn the book now Fireball we read it we read it we read it we read it we read it okay Story Time scary I did a little hop and a jump

I have a need to kill now after reading what where are we supposed to go are we supposed to unlock one of the doors this door just opened oh who oh the jingling of keys now that is a welcome sound better than demons and who might you be I see no

Uniform you don’t look like a demon to me my name’s Katra I’m here to get you out are you now well that’s nice but I find it hard to believe still very well my name is Maston kiman what do you want with me exactly uh nocra sent me to free you oh

Finally she said she would figure something out but I’d given up on her once the demons appeared will these Keys get you out why yes they will glad to see someone thinking ahead that being said I won’t be going anywhere while that Portal’s Still open so you’ll have

To go find my magic Focus too okay focus where would I find your focus there’s a lock up somewhere for inmates possessions get the warden’s keys and you should be able to open whatever box or closet you can find okay okay okay okay how are you and some of the other

Prisoners still alive wouldn’t the demons have torn you apart by now oh trust me they’ve tried multiple times however these cells are reinforced magically on the outside and have constantly active anti-magic fields on the demons cannot teleport in or shoot fire or whatever it us can they rip the

They just been starving to death for like a week super serious what the [ __ ] irally enough these cells are the safest places in the entire building so far as I can tell I’ll never let it [ __ ] you again to listen to the occasional blood curling inum shriek echoing through the Halls

Let’s go find the focus I mean she is a druid maybe she’s making good berries or something I’ll be back soon hope so okay okay did you say you hope so whatever I’m just really worried what has she been eating I’m not kidding is that a

Portal can I jump in I was going to say this is like a way worse version of the Let’s Go no let me in let me in okay they said their focus is upstairs we need Warden keys don’t we we technically have the keys yeah got to get

Upstairs ow walk right past him oh no ow what is that oh hey e oh my God it’s the thing it’s the thing almost dead creature get out of here dude creat uhoh can we come down is it safe yeah it’s safe come on oh landed on Hay Bales

Yay oh my God the creature oh my God there’s so much [ __ ] in here oh oh boy oh my God I I lightning both of them oh yeah well done Tony bag pipes for you Tony [ __ ] bag pipes the real one uhoh oh [ __ ] oh Mak some

Gaba uh what’s this what is that little amulet oh oh oh like some sort of audio glitch K can’t talk ow ow hey you we haven’t been using your magic site as much but I haven’t seen any evidence of a cult or any other religious or magical

Activ I picked it up to keep this place running oh it’s the focus ice yes I got the focus we can go back now here just get us out of this prison well there’s more stuff this way oh hell yeah be you [ __ ] bad [ __ ] yeah we had talked about the

Possibility that the reason that we can’t swim is because we’re wearing armor but in normal in normal Minecraft you can swim with armor can’t you well yeah yeah you can also swim with armor and DND D it’s just you have a little bit of restrictions

Uh where is this person think we up I think yeah I remember I remember is it this way sorry guys stinky there go it’s this way this way friend turn around she’s right over here this way oh this way I got turned around no you’re good oh my focus excellent

Have you cleared the path to the portal I think so oh you even B batl thing that one looked particularly menacing if I’m being entirely honest I literally peed myself when it stopped by to try to get into my cell oh my God oh my God PE I’m sorry the what PE

Noker mentioned some sort of flying monster before we came but we haven’t seen it yet God do you think it’s still here oh yes I saw it just yesterday if it hadn’t flown off by then something must be keeping it here my guess is it’s feeding off whatever energy is coming

Out of the portal or perhaps the Lesser demons coming through treating the portal like a fishing hole well if that thing’s still hanging around then it will probably rib me to shreds the moment I try to seal the portal I’ll find a place to hide or maybe just stay

In this cozy and very safe cell until it’s dead or driven off once you’ve done that I’ll close the portal and we can get out of this place I would guess it probably purches uh somewhere up high might want to start searching the upper levels you got to go find a big bad

There’s a lot of levels let’s do something about the flying monster flying monster okay dude we’re going to Fireball this I’m going to do something yeah I was going to say going to be like I’m going to Tony bag pipe s’s for Gods well I can smell my food that just

Got here oh I’m so jealous can we take a little break go get the food I got pee sure we can do a little pee pee break food food on the stairs just I’ll be quick oh you’re fine you’re fine in 20 minutes I have a meeting with a br

Ultimus offline meeting for D and D things okay oh my God uh yeah should we let’s let’s just do another 10 minutes then and then yeah see if we can find this guy and just slam his face and then be done manda’s still going pee peanda

Pee PE Manda peee Manda is actually PE I I’ve cued my hands so that she can pee and we can keep going okay okay that sounds right um Gart raided right as you said that sounds right oh yeah that’s normal G’s used to that g peee pants I’m sure he is

Unsurprised by anything that honestly is your little meeting about K chyo yes it is Gart should be there too at the meeting oh my goodness yeah yeah my little fluffy boy fluffy I love you guys I almost said rku instead of Remo Remo wait Remo wait holy [ __ ] it’s been so long

Remo I think hell little fluffy boy tonu I miss him it’s my boy T so good it’s my it’s my little man he’s so good the little man who I body snatched don’t worry about it it’s okay I wasn’t me I swear Tony piss pipes more like

It thanks for the raid Bud hi guys we’re probably just going to be playing for another like 10 minutes and then I’m going to raid somebody else so if you want to hang out uh and then I’ll send I’ll send you to your next destination that would be great um we’re playing

With it’s uh me Amanda summer and Bri um it’s been pretty fun we’ll probably wind up having to do this another week or two in order to finish it all up but yeah yeah I forgot Gart was the one who started calling me PE buun so yeah oh

Yeah so he yeah he probably knew what to expect he he knows I’m just so glad that you are also a like Barnes & no bullshitter oh my God literally like like clockwork every time I it’s the book it really is like every time I go

In there and I love going in there it’s like it’s horns and Nobles and libraries yes but also it’s like just generally that new book smell so every time I every time I open up my DND D books because I I keep them nice so they

Still got that new book smell I’m like I got to go take a massive dump now yeah every time new new book new book goofing make you have to poop in w come on Tony what the heck is this [Laughter] nickname you were draining the pipe as they say is a Tony piss

Paby wow I’ve never was a end oh look up there flying boy so endlessly it was oh a wait hit it I Believe in Us we can do it my cool Down’s too long cool down those specks are dangerous or harming anything in the area oh is it going to

Let us fly up if we here we go Golem oh I really like that voice oh my God it is my scaly is such a good voice actor that’s my SC I My OC angry it can sense me and hear you yes oh I must say

That it is a delight to encounter a soul as rich and bage as yours Noble worm I cannot say that in all of my centuries I ever consumed any of your kind who are older than your adolescence young and tender do not have to poach in the seed

Of yours does I just want to know where you got your nails done IR Heart Scales got Tong oh my God that t so exposed the monster seems to be almost shivering in anticipation it’s my business dude bubbl teeth you get the sense that you might only have time for

One question before the things okay our options are who are you the port what is the Portal’s origin or you yet question mark in quotations uh who are you I guess is probably the most important thing who are you who or what are you I am I can’t pronce oh okay of

My Donald Duck keeping here l i be killing and consuming my Souls of his other men but such is my nature I can not help but i’ save the screams as a creature’s Essence as removed I’m whispering like that speaking of go Brea Pati pleasantries

Has reached its limit me when I have a sinus infection you are not fre judgments when I am done with you let us hit you come on your souls not even a sh you miss univers why is he so fast he’s oh my God the weeing Leon no Clark Clark keep it

Together I have to kill a dragon just you can do it Clark nice Soul you strike me down and destroy my body I will simply reform in the right and when I do and when my master carves a bath into this world nothing will stop me from munting

You down oh my your souls will be mine in the end and oh bye nice bye oh ooh yes [ __ ] let me in well back just let’s head back to kiman all right Dodgers on clarky duty okay honestly a serve true vanilla that was a serve that was the most interesting character

We’ve met yet true it was I liked it oh my God that I can’t roll my tongue that’s me trying to roll my tongue I can roll my uula it’s the same thing but but it’s not as good I can I can Trill but I can’t really roll my RS which is

Weird oh my God Benji says he’s proud of us thank you oh my god thank you so much thanks beny I’ll stab you I’ll stab you I want big potato I want big potato dude I think I also might get a big potato yes all of the big that was

Really excited so enthusiastic that Discord cut you out my Burr in the other room Big Potato let’s go SK noodle does anyone SK noodle yeah are any of my girls in here uh vitamin D supplement ladies oh I should be I live in Washington state get no sun

I went and got a physical back in June and um so normal vitamin D levels are like 30 and above right oh I definitely don’t hit that my vitamin D level was eight mine must be so low cuz we get no sun I’m on vitamin D I’m on Vitamin D

Supplements now and they are the Stanky pills I’ve ever taken in my life really what do they smell like it’s oh okay I like how you pull them out so you can re-experience it so you can describe it fresh okay so this is some this is very specific but this is

Exactly what it smells like oh no those fake jelly fishing baits that look like worms no no no I don’t like super fishy smells at all yeah ooh that smell good I need to take vitamins I’ve just been like raw dogging life and not taking any supplements and not going outside and

Not eating vegetables same my doctor has going to get scurvy I’m on my vitamin D supplement but they also have me on one aay but because I’m a tiny little five foot girl I’m on women’s petites one of days Wom PES like thanks dog I know I’m tiny you

Don’t got to say it like that oh I take a multivitamin at night so it doesn’t uh interact with my Aderall XR some vitamin C can hi hi we’re talking about vitamins hello oh amazing I have I I have to bail guys that’s perfect timing which is fine yeah cuz I

Know you have to go to but it’s actually I who is having a bail try to take the responsibility I’m I’m sorry I didn’t mean to steal your thunder this isn’t on you are bailing and then in effect I am also bailing yes yes yes yes I hope her

Head is okay from whacking her head oh my God yeah I saw is she okay yeah she’s okay she’s it’s just been hard for her to like get comfy cuz I think her little head Bon HT okay you guys are awesome this was so fun let’s do this again this was

Fun yes I have no gauge on like how far into this thing we are I have middle of it yeah we’re middling because of our armor status I think we’re halfway through the armor you are so correct yes fact Amanda was the smart one who figured that out last time I’m not going

To take credit for that [Applause] one okay amazing all right um I will I will talk to you guys later then thanks G thanks for having me by bye bye Gamers oh my gosh that was super fun yeah I have to I have to peace I have to

Peace out dude um thank you all so much for watching uh thank you Gart for the big raid I’m going to send you guys over to Sam I think um because that makes the most sense to me um but really quickly we had a couple a couple things in our activity feed

Nemo thank you for the 22 months torg for the 83 Jay pman for the for the 14 crear for the 101 Sam the coconut for the 10 scha for the 50 Moon drop for the 29 Panzer leg wagon thank you so much for all the gifted Subs holy [ __ ] I

Missed that thank you so much uh if you were gifted a sub please take the time to say thank you he’s not he’s not streaming oh lying in bed and Gart thank you so much for the raid buddy JY Chloe thank you for the 20 months he also Indian meeting ah he also

Very sick so that makes sense that he’s taken a couple days off okay well then where am I sending you oh my goodness um let’s see um I’m going to send you guys to Barry Barry is lovely and he’s never live when I’m

Live so here we go go say hi to Barry uh he’s wonderful I will be back tomorrow we’re gonna be doing some more um demos so that should be fun and also uh if you want to check out there was a bunch of cute fan art from Yoshi while

We were playing this if you want to check that out it’s in our Discord um under the duger fan art channel so that’s very cute it’s very silly uh and that’s it I will talk to you guys later take care of yourselves bye-bye