EPIC: Noob’s Mind-Blowing Journey Through Minecraft Biomes

Right what just like real life there’s different biomes there’s a snowy biome there’s ice biome there’s jungle there’s swamp there’s a whole bunch whoa do you want to see some of them absolutely all right follow me where are we going where we going we’re going to

The snowy uh dark oak thingy we’re going on a trip we’re heading to Wisconsin oh hell yeah butd don’t you know the Canadian not Wisconsin right not not Wisconsin or Minnesota right now because there’s no snow oh so we’re what it used to be uh okay yep where

The die die die die die I killed the pig sorry sorry sorry sheep okay sorry I grabbed the wool it’s fine okay all right we’re heading around heading around a snowy area you want me a TP you guys around to some different biomes TP these nuts sure why not

Lo I’m in Minecraft and fortnite Canon it’s Canon now it’s Canon there’s a snow fox a SN time to die time to die time to die get over here you dumb yeah you sced you just killed a very rare mob very rare stupid like so stupid snowx did you just say so what

Snow snowx no what snow snow FS snow snow I am waiting to be teepe where’s the pig pig pig pig there’s two pigs Die why you running down low bro why you why you running okay [ __ ] let’s see p there’s another one down here oh there’s two more three more pigs pigs you have the three little piggies three little piggies Piggies I am the Big B there’s no more Piggies tping he’s tping who the what

The that was the that was the berry bush berry bush has thorns but I was T in Johnny’s face that’s terrifying that’s the thumbnail Johnny who the who the heck is odds voltage oh that’s uh other John who the hell is that it’s you do not need to be caught

Up in the lore all right okay John why do you look like Captain Underpants oh because this is me in real life okay well you right this is me in real life you’re right you’re right you are so this is a savannah you are built like a fat child wait

What there’s a desert temple here if you want to explore it oh yeah I can show you we teach you desert temples uh Johnny keep the teleport ready please why would you say that why would you feel like that’s notary oh okay there’s nothing here all right all right

So to enter you have to get you have to be empty inventory so might as well just dump your inventory I’ll pick it up or better yet I’ll just make a uh chest you can put everything in that’s oddly random no it say it’s like a it’s like a

Fair it’s like a Egyptian thing or whatever it’s whatever Minecraft floor it is just put everything in there because the chest will be empti it unless you have your uh empty inventory just put everything in there even your armor I Guess I ran out of room uh I’ll make another one I have a lot of [ __ ] to make chest bigger you just put you crouch and then you right click boom bigger chest what the heck okay wait do I need my armor off too yeah fade dude F oh that’s mine that’s

Mine all Right all right okay all right so you basically want to platform down there and grab the stuff and then and then I’ll give you I’ll give you the blocks to get out when you you’re in there oh okay ow Ooh he have something in your inventory when he dropped John you want to teleport us or teleport him to me at least H give me a second right right at the C of enjoying my experience in Minecraft you’re going to be okay it is immediately ripped away from me I’m in the

Cave oh yeah a you want Daniel Daniel Daniel I got something I got something to tell you want what what’s up I knew that was going to happen I just didn’t want you to lose all your stuff there so you stepped on that platform that was gray down

There and that triggered TNT to explode oh wait so I am nowhere near met a [ __ ] you fell for a goof what’s that noise Darkwood Forest Darkwood forest and then this is like a rare like thing that spawns every once in a while it’s called a woodland

Mansion bad guys spawn in there it’s not a good time unless you’re prepared we’re not going in it we’re just here to show you oh and then here’s the Darkwood forest and there’s mushrooms all over the place it’s very mystical but he’s went going in it what it’s in here what’s that

I’ll tell you for sure that it’s content what do you mean all right well I saw a thing in there that’s interesting what’s over here I can hear a zombie spider a zombie spider a zombie oh why you see me nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing back in which

What I hear something it goes like h yeah oh those are those are totally totally good guys totally totally good guys totally I’m I’m shaking my head yes okay yeah yep let’s go say hi should we uh sure I don’t know why you unath your sword but okay also who’s

That when I should TP them we have that prepared let’s go say hi okay let’s say hi okay look at him he look at him look at him is that not a villager it’s oh oh DP DP DP TP him TP him now I did

It DP me now you me uh me to you guys hello Savannah Savannah unaa shut up what these all right what the [ __ ] are you don’t hit them okay this is a village why not he’ll M you and they’re good I’m I’m going to grab these he over are those

Horses yes you can ride them but you need a saddle to like control them I have a sadle IR armor for don’t you don’t you have a saddle uh Daniel how do I how do I how do I you have a no I’m sorry I didn’t mean to hit you

Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey can can we can we talk Jeffrey fine [ __ ] you Jeffrey [ __ ] you jebadiah screw you John these are these are very oh it’s a baby it’s a little baby sea Michael damn it Panda can’t tame them with bamboo so use your sword and cut down a bamboo tree

Panda o and then oh you right click it with you right click it with bamboo oh you fat [ __ ] what the if you give him bamboo and drop it he’ll eat it he’s not what the [ __ ] and some bamboos have and some panda have personalities I forget which

Like which one are which but I know some of them are shy some of them are like like a some of them can get sick Bro this Panda goofy he’s hungry someone go to bed no Austin please tell me I been recording my audio the whole time I have thank Goodness thank you awesome for uh what else is there to teach you the very Basics we should take him to the end now wait wait damn it I lost the staring contest comments don’t Tell don’t tell him all right uh where are you Daniel you didn’t see me where is Mr Roo Ray Where Art Thou Roo Ray I’m sure he isn’t behind This nope he’s not there oh G whz I I I lost him oh G whiz G whiz oh G whiz G whiz oh G whiz I’m I’m oh G whiz that’s a weird place to have a furnace I’m sure I naturally spawn there oh G whiz I lost him oh G

Whiz this bit’s getting out of hand come on John G whiz G whiz oh my bad I was looking for a very specific thing I’m so tired of this bit oh God G Whiz oh my gosh G whiz I have to make dinner soon what hey I got a new waffle waffles

Finally oh my God I thought you were I thought I was hallucinating I thought you were fake wow I really couldn’t I just didn’t know where you were wow that was crazy is that car crash real is that crash car oh do not take me here I swear I was

Literally do not teleport me oh good luck guys um um all right so this is an underground city oh this place is awful where do we go because don’t stop stop walking around please what do you mean wait what love of God don’t move wait why why not

Move okay I want you to listen okay you hear those you hear those Critters you hear this hear what Critters oh those yeah I hear those alert something called I forgot his name of the Guardian who’s that oh you want to meet him let’s go meet him let’s go meet him

Oh he is I hate this so much I hate I actually hate this place it scares me oh don’t worry I’m working on it what’s that come here what do you mean come here I can’t see anything turn around I can’t you’ll see my name just walk

Towards it no I actually don’t see your name I actually don’t see your name where am I be a goner nope I’m still alive I don’t know where I am I can’t see anything literally oh he’s here he’s here who’s who’s who’s that why is that what are you oh hi you’re awfully

Tall oh hi you just you’re just going to look at me you going very nice he’s very friendly he’s actually is kind of friendly are you going to do anything like anything why would you TP me why would you leave him he this is he honestly like he oh he’s going

To he likes content what are you do what what what what well there goes all our stuff but but but uh nice house nice house wow really cute my place it’s it’s so crazy I want to take everything pickax is so great it’s really nice you don’t need that you

Don’t need this oh no this bed is so mine now all right grass you really don’t you really don’t need that grass where the grass oh cows cows cow come on out buddy come on out cows cows cow that’s it all right it’s overow it’s not over

Yet yeah oh oh wait what’s this oh what are you you’re awfully fiery what are you doing ow somebody else hit me with fire whatever will I do h n probably die hey what are you oh God it’s the pro what is what is going on this place is Lovely