EPIC RAGE! Insane Minecraft Mesa Mineshafts! 😱

Hey everybody phineas ranch here this is minecraft for kids and today i am just doing some some noodling around not really sure what I’m gonna do thought I’d just make a world here with a Mesa biome which is cool I never really get to play in Mesa biomes so I figured hey

What happens make the entire world one giant Mesa biome and see uh see how that good now it’s pretty difficult to survive and the Mesa sometimes because you really you mostly rely on apples at first because there’s not a lot of naturally occurring food although now I

See that there aren’t they have given me some grass and of course I’m fish what am I talking about I have water I have grass for wheat see thought yep there’s plenty of it there’s plenty of it nevermind forget what I was saying I was wrong there is so much food as soon

As I smack some of the there we go smack some of this this year into into leaves maybe grab some flowers for later why not you know oh interesting that became yellow strange okay let’s see well while we’re here maybe we’ll see some more grass like that over there maybe you’ll

See a tree that we could deal with on us that’s kind of cool that’s funny it’s very rare at least I think it’s very rare to find Mesa biomes in Minecraft proper so I don’t I don’t have a lot of experience with them and often times

When I see them they’re just very small right there’s there’s a Mesa it’s all it’s cool but then it becomes something else very quickly hmm well let’s see what can we do let’s grab some of these seeds let’s see what happens lots of tiny dead trees and

Sometimes I I know I’ve seen them in some mesas I’ve seen little apple trees here and there which would be great because if I if I don’t see any trees it so ever this is all the wood I have they didn’t give me any any saplings hmmm

This could be a very short episode indeed if we find no apples at all then I have made a terrible error in starting this world that is only a Mesa biome let’s see nothing down there okay well I’m gonna start running in this direction even though that will make me

Hungry because if I do not find an apple tree then I am in the wrong biome and I oh you know what I’m gonna do I’m gonna start one in a Mesa plateau I think that’s probably the problem I’m running into okay this looks a little more promising Wow okay that’s a

That’s a whole lot of plateau right they ought to get up top of their build something up there hello cave right away I did ask for a bonus wow that’s gold right there well that’s interesting okay I did ask for a bonus chest I’ll find out where that is it’s

Probably way up top of one of these things given how these things work oh wait is that it no that’s a yellow clay oh here we go like jumping up this oh there it is oh good good good let’s see let’s see what we have in here hopefully

Something useful Oh axe pick that’s good okay take all those things I remember you can shift click an item to move it all into your inventory right away boom there we go let’s take this axe chop chop chop get this and then we’re going to define some trees let’s see I’m gonna

Grab some coal I saw very quickly before we before we get out of here let’s see let me move these around on my bar I always like to have the thing I’m gonna attack monsters were there and that’s my pick there’s get that torches okay there we go

Let’s see axe ready I see no zombies no zombies good good good let’s grab just a little bit of coal we don’t need too much there we go maybe four pieces of it maybe more than that maybe we’ll grab does this that end Oh some mushrooms just in case let’s are red mushrooms

Will also need brown mushrooms in order to make any food but I’m hoping that I’ll see something perhaps an animal some kind that we can in farm get some wheat seeds in this world I’m sure there’s plenty okay there we go we got we got plenty of coal for an ounce grab

Some of these well we’re here hello hello I’ll take you and I also take you and you I can’t take this gold right now because I need a metal pick and I just don’t have one okay well let’s see let’s leave this let’s leave this here and hopefully we’ll remember although

Honestly I think I mean if we’re seeing if we’re seeing gold right there then there’s probably gold everywhere in the Mesa plateau it’s probably very common here so let’s see if we can get up top on here zombies let’s not deal with zombies oh let’s see we can get up top

And find out and find some trees there we got lots of jumping today I am more jumping here get some is hard clay not too difficult to dig through that’s nice we can dye this clay later I think if we really want to again I’ve only really

Lived in a Mesa plateau once and what I did was I sort of dug into the sired as I so often do like dug into the side of the mountain had a very interesting looking place with multiple colored walls that just grew that way hmm uh oh okay

Okay so we’re up top and we don’t see we don’t see any trees we don’t see any place where trees could grow let’s see if we get a better vantage point Oh up here nope nope that did not work don’t like that at all so I guess what we could do we could

Just for funsies where does it spawn in some trees just so we’d have something to work with and then and then what we okay yeah then we could live here would make a little house maybe I’ll see what’s going on but we’d have to spawn in some trees to grow

Them and I don’t I don’t know if I want to do that I just wanted some trees well my friends this might be a very short experiment as well if I can find no trees oh let’s it’s like a quick look that’s fine the lava lava is not a tree

That’s good these of course have tiny trees and uh oh they make sticks let’s go for a long time these these made nothing these these were absolutely nothing now that makes sticks sometimes oh that’s great okay let’s see hmm are you any real trees no well my friends I

Am thinking I will find no trees I will find beautiful views like this one but I cannot live on beautiful views can i no I’m afraid my friends that I cannot so I will do the one final trick I know okay well um this is on I’m underwater I

Spawned underwater I don’t know if that has ever happened to me before okay so oh sweet oh there just look you can see an abandoned mineshaft over there already oh what a great Mesa we are in so here’s what I did I went and I just I

Just found a seed I looked it up I was like how how how do I make how do I make a Mesa world and I found someone that a number they put it in anything I’ll put the number in the description so you can make this same world if you want to oh

Good let’s take all these things Oh fantastic no stone pick this time but we will take what we got and hopefully find some apple trees while we’re at it oh and this time this time there should be other biomes around so worst-case scenario we’ll visit a neighboring biome

Look at that that’s also abandoned mineshaft way over there okay great this is great okay we’re gonna be able to do stuff about mesas ended mine abandoned mineshaft today that’s great it’s gonna be so productive mesas are all about stairways that’s some I remember from the time we lived there

We made a bunch of stairways everywhere because we just have to keep going up and down everywhere also bridges bridges are fun oh here we go see this is what I was hoping for these are the trees that I was thinking I would see and the other

Biome but of course I did not okay good so here’s a grab a couple of these very quickly and they will make sure to plant them grab some seeds hopefully and find some food there plant a little thing up here just you know some quick farming business as we’ve done a bajillion times

Before and I’m ready to go down those abandoned mine shafts and you’re looking for treasures and stuff and that will be exciting okay let’s see boom boom boom and boom fancy that’s another forest over there okay pretty cool okay chop down a bunch of trees I planted some

More right there let’s get ourselves a crafting table because here’s the thing I realized I didn’t get any stone while I was down there so I’m gonna have to go down there and do that at some point but you were down see what’s you you can be some stick sticks are important let’s

See I take all of you and see how do we make a hoe again I think it’s like Oh telling me I need more wood you can go in here you can do this and you are wood good job and you are that and also this end there we go

Let’s see n we take this wooden ho and we’re gonna make some farmland and then I work I just remembered I don’t have any seeds either so we’ll get to it we’ve got apples for food in the meantime okay so that’s that’s fine let’s see we have that as well okay I

Think we go down there get some some stones okay good yeah take take that make a sword and then we’re gonna go into the dependent mineshaft and see what we can see perhaps we can find all sorts of amazing treasures or something of that sort who knows or maybe we will

Just be eaten by terrible horrible monsters I don’t know it’s an adventure that’s what that’s what we’re gonna find out can I just no I don’t want to jump down there looks pretty dangerous okay maybe I can go over here and find another way to play jump to play jump you know here

Okay this is tricking you and boom didn’t work that’s fine okay sometimes you can put a block underneath you as you fall there you go it breaks your fall okay so here we’re just good on here I could do a backwards bridge but never mind it’s gonna swim over or

As like champions we are we’re gonna walk over there and swim up this to swim swim swim and then we’ll climb this so gonna stairway and naturally-occurring stairway made of red sand we can use this to make red sandstone maybe we’ll do that a little bit later I guess cover here well I

Don’t okay oh this is pretty though okay plenty of wood we could steal that’s I mean not really I mean nobody’s using I think we just have it right that’s okay I’m nothing down here pretty dark okay great let’s see sometimes there’s torches in these you get some free torches you

Haven’t seen any coal yet have I have I no I’m not oh okay let’s sit which means I also don’t know how to get back but then I’ve not really settled down I knew or have I so I suppose it doesn’t matter I can wander this biome until I get

Sleepy let’s see okay so there’s some trees over there it looks like the biome maybe changes to extreme Hills there so it may have found the limits of that because I want to live inside the biome I think that would be interesting is that a very big it is it’s another very

Big abandoned mineshaft well I almost fell down this thing and fought oh good more gold in them thar hills let’s see I’m gonna go over here Ken alright so we want to get in there I’m still not seeing let’s take some of this stone wall over here it’s got this it’s got a

Better let’s get a better pic and make ourselves a sword because really we we are not very well defended at all are we ok grab some of this and see sets for a pic that’s a sword and what else we’ll grab in the meantime that’ll be fine

Okay you go there and you are this and you aren’t that come here you be you’d be a sword oh and I forgot that I have this entire thing I could just do this right yeah there we go fantastic art and you go here and you go into number one

Not you you my friend here go over here and then you can be here is everyone happy where everyone is now okay great let’s do this you can be a crafting table and I’ll pick you up with this axe like so probably through the water okay yep

Seems good so far and swimming good job us okay well we’re doing a great job so far so good hopping up this thing let’s see oh it’s doesn’t go very far this one just kind of just does it stopped here does it go deeper okay I kind of want

There to be torches hanging it out in here because I haven’t haven’t seen Kolya oh look at that see that the sparkles mean it’s gonna fall if I update the blocks near it let’s try to if I dig this yeah everybody I dig this oh okay yes that happens so be very

Careful when you do that because maybe the stuff above you will fall down all right can we get in here okay looking around looking around nothing so far also no coal no coal for torches no coal for nothing I wonder if we’re going to have to leave the Mesa

Just to get the most basic survival goods perhaps it’s very dark in here very clean walls no coal no anything all right well it’s very cool in here I’m set to normal right yeah I’ve got monster set to on so I don’t know don’t know what’s up maybe it’s maybe over

Here let’s take a look well that’s disappointing look at that doesn’t do anything let’s say how about over here I mean it was definitely a bunch of these roof okay definitely Oh Oh silly me definitely a bunch of these but I don’t see them going like this it what what

Okay this is something okay can we go in here and do we finally found a zombie us exciting finally something oh and it nope and it’s a different colored part of the floor okay well that’s not not as exciting as I hope oh that’s exciting okay we’re gonna do this back first

Get back sir I I see a treasure chest and I need to get at it sir Oh sir okay um they’re back oh my he got very aggressive I was not expecting that and be careful because of course spiderwebs you get stuck in them but you also get string and that will be

Important I think for making a bed well I’m here in the Mesa are let’s go over coal as well good we can grab bunch of these things there’s some torches start lighting up things so you can see where we’re going what we’re doing over here Oh wonderful so much cold and ceiling a

Ceiling full of coal this is all my wildest dreams well actually not my wildest dreams are significantly better I suppose than just finding coal in walls in Minecraft because that’s to be expected not not a wild dream I see wha what what look at this look at all this business

Rales we don’t yeah but iron with diamonds and gold enough oh wow well wow wow wow frabjous day indeed let’s take all of this business right here and figure out where to put a safety chest because now now I want to keep all this stuff why is the safety chest right there

Mmm let’s go any further back it does not okay move him back we’ll come back for that coal later in the meantime hmm I could put a safety chest down but I really have nowhere to go and I’ve forgotten which direction I came in so I

Really have no place to live at the moment as a crafting table way back in the world somewhere out see this is cool right I mean we have the mine chef but so far we found one treasure which was amazing right we got diamonds two diamonds in there which is great but

Still hmm I was hoping for a bit more oh maybe you go somewhere grab some of these as well it’s fast to hit those with swords as I recall and nothing okay well kind of more stuff over there ooh wow it looks cool certainly right as this dangerous it is not too dangerous

All right let’s go back in since it’s not very dangerous let’s also make some torches while we’re here let’s take a couple of those yeah put the torches on the bar and we’re good to go right okay hmm very dark very dark I thought I put the toy I did not put the

Torches on the bar there we go okay Oh zombie see if we can light this up a little bit where is he alright cuz he’s sitting over here quick ha nope not that way yeah there was a couple of them and more gold that’s great but without iron I

Can’t get the gold hey guys oh is a creeper down there as well I wonder it’s very dark so it could just be very dark but I wonder if there is a spawner around there somewhere so much gold in the Mesa that’s great it’s gonna be fantastic look at this

String makes some wolves I think Abed eventually as well I don’t see can we deal with the we don’t have a shield we don’t have armor of any kind we just have we accept hope and I don’t know if hope is gonna do it here especially have

These diamonds on me oh wait a minute I have plenty of iron what am I talking about ah now let’s deal let’s go over let’s see you can be over here and then we are going to get you to be a pic around buried and with a metal pick we

Can get that gold which is great hmm okay let’s get ourselves some boots let’s get some boots on you any boots where are you iron boots oh good take you and we will wear boots and now okay there we go now we are fancy all right

So we have fanciness we have a metal pick we can get the gold we’re seeing everywhere but still I don’t know how I got I don’t know how but he can see me but not when he gets that close then he’s like where’d that guy go hmm so I

Have a torch here and I think I’ve discovered another hallway down there perhaps we’re gonna dig down there in a second as well through grab all this gold I don’t know what we’re gonna do with all this gold I guess we could make a bunch of golden apples that’d be cool

All right boom boom and what’s in here monsters no nothing so far well I see treasure chest let’s get some light down here more gold that’s cool what was i nothing or nothing okay so much cool I don’t even know what to do with all those gold take this oh

That’s cool Oh nametag it’s great take some more of this alright that goes there if you do kind of a three quick clicks on something it picks up all of it you have and then Oh beats I don’t need beats take these that’s what you over there good good and take this what

Was I saying about oh yes when you pick it click something three times I pick up all the one you have and you put them just anywhere in your room – mmm I don’t see nothing over here doesn’t look too interesting right kind of maybe it goes somewhere

Nope I see a coal I see oh another thing down here I am gonna get very lost if I am not already if I’m not already ok I’ll see ya boo anything up here I was you guys again I guess you’re just in a pit I don’t see any spawners I think you

Just lived there well I found some water let’s see if I can find the source of it and I’ll have some water to take with me is that it now that was it perfect nice even good over here and another chest oh this is great let’s see anything down here maybe there is

Nothing in that direction it’s all this bunch of dead ends let’s see what’s in here okay I that’s great and some rails pumpkin seeds that’s great we’ll have some pumpkins it would be very fancy you can be a nametag and we don’t need I’m not taking the B trees I don’t want them

I just don’t want actually I guess if I knock this over guess I’m taking everything I let’s go over there let’s see if there’s anything else through here and I think we might be able to call this a successful trip into an abandoned mineshaft free lava I don’t

Really need the free lava however so let’s see anything else down here really no iron which is funny but plenty of gold which I which I think is cool that they decided to put you know lots of gold in the event in my shafts let’s see however it is further even

More funny that gold has so few uses that I don’t really need it it’s plenty here I just don’t need don’t need that much of it in fact my god hmm well let’s take some more let’s just take a bit more of this and then let’s go find a

Place to live because as cool as this is we cannot live in here and eventually we’re going to need food and other cool stuff to do so let’s just see if we can find a nice little nice little location which we can stake out and see that’s

That should not be that’s it that doesn’t that doesn’t work that that’s it goes to nothing mmm gravity alright nevermind our well I guess we’re on our way let’s see if we can find our way out of this place I don’t even remember how I got in there’s the free lava there’s

That there was a chest here let’s oh wait what’s their chest here yes I guess so cuz I came down this way well leave this crafting table I guess over there we got plenty of wood and if we leave crafting tables least we know where we

Have been okay yes I went that way there was nothing I came through here right what’s that what is that I think oh it’s a fence it’s a fence okay let’s go let’s go see the fence nope nope well we definitely came in from that direction well let’s

Let’s do a little trick here okay we are going to we’re going to put this here and here so we know we came through and then we’ll see we’ll see this year okay and you go there okay let’s go back this way explore a little bit more see if we get

Lucky found any more treasure chests probably not right I mean we’ve we found a bunch of stuff already Wow of course huh there’s all this places to get a little twisty bits tourney bits nope take the torch back and away we go I don’t think we’re gonna really find

Too much more right it’s we’ve already found a bunch of things so maybe we can just maybe we can leave it be maybe we can just go home I think so and we have these diamonds on us what are we doing down here we should be getting out if

You’re finding a place to go live and and settle down uh maybe get some of these get some more of this because we’re gonna need to make a bed eventually and how do we get out of this area I think through here right yeah those nope wait through here yes this is

It okay mmm what’s there we go all right so this we got this far is that sunlight or torch light it’s probably you know it’s probably torture it’s like all right I’ll see but there we found the clay maybe that’s closer to being outside oh yes this was the pit of zombies hey

They’re all still here hey guys is it all of you know it looks like just one of the zombies so the creeper is still there though all right well let’s let’s leave him be and see what’s out here it looks like night has fallen which which would be very dangerous indeed let’s see

If that is true or maybe no no it has not true if night did fall oh well it is falling right now can we get nope but fall out in there and get me nope okay we’ll fall down there let’s do this let’s take a little water you can be

Water and drop you and okay there we go down the thing we went now we need a place to stay someplace safe hopefully up here we’ll find more trees hello mister creepers hanging out in the middle of everything okay well there’s a tree I guess if we go way up high we can

See well there’s a forest over there but this tree is good right well find this tree and that we’ll call that home maybe mm okay how are we gonna know that’s a creeper down so definitely a trap you forget on that way so let’s say let’s go

Real sink this let’s take them over here and take this and you go out of there make make some more room just do we can go down here a bit and take this very treasure chest which is just hanging out in the middle of of this pit 9jq and another diamond Oh

Lapis lazuli oh this is amazing that red sounds pretty fun I don’t know what we’re gonna do a red stone yet another one of these nobodies and we don’t need those Nazi is that let’s fall down here I I said we were done I thought we were done with this thing but

It looks like maybe there’s a little bit more well it’s good haven’t found a mini spider spawner yet so I don’t know maybe they don’t have them in the abandoned mine shafts that are in the mesas right these are very different than the ones I’m used to and there’s no spider

Spawner I’ve seen there’s a lot of gold as opposed to other things the treasure chests have been amazing though right those that was pretty great we have how many times we got three diamonds that’s enough for a pic we can do anything now we’re oh my goodness we are well I’m

Perhaps I’m being overconfident I shouldn’t say anything let me rope perhaps we can’t accomplish anything with the right attitude right I mean that’s the important thing in the meantime what I’m saying is we have three diamonds and that’s great it’s a good start and oh well look at this this

Is this is where I started I didn’t that hollow tree this is where I started I did not expect to make it all the way back up to this exact spot I thought I was very lost and I guess I was lost but now now I am found amazing okay well

Let’s see I guess we’ll start with you do we have we have wood all right made a crafting table do we leave it around here somewhere did I even take it with me Wow well that was really responsible of me well so we left it another one

Left we left plenty of them behind those so don’t you worry I’ll stay here you can do a crafting table I throw you on the ground I’ll see you over there and that’ll be fine right now pick you back up again mm-hmm so we need a basic safety Shack right

And that’s the first thing we always do is the safety Jack I have the water so I can go get some more maybe and then I can make a little pond for us and fish in that let’s see bring some ground some grass or maybe get some more grass bring it up

Make some more farmland for wheat if we go smash some stuff into seeds okay it seems like a pretty good idea let’s sit over here and see if we can make a bed do we have enough string to make we do not have anywhere near enough string we

Can make two pieces of that well I guess we do have near enough string just not nearly as much as we need and throw the beets over there we don’t need this and you can be a chest as can you and let’s just put everything almost in

The chest we’re gonna keep the things we’re gonna plant like the pumpkins that’d be creepy but we don’t need the redstone and most of that yeah you don’t need you okay that should be fine let’s see now we have a bunch of this let’s make a whole bunch of this into would

Like so let’s take this and make it into sticks just so we have them and there we go all right safety Shack here we go the basic safety shack is nothing special but it keeps that basically everything right which is the important thing you can make half slabs of course

For the the ceiling to keep things from spawning up there it is also very simple just to build a little point there go up here and you can be like this and that will of course be the basis for the ceiling which we’ll put up here and then

We’ll put a torch like so there we go and now hopefully no monsters well not hopefully now no monsters will spawn on top of our safety shack which will allow us to remain safe with a view off it and take you off here and now we have a

Pretty basic safety hectic this down just so no monsters walk up there for fun and then walk off the front and hit us in in the head okay let’s say you go here where’s my door so put the doors over here and your chest boom and do or

No don’t want it there because then as you see there’s no look at it yeah there we go there’s nothing nothing to do there I take this here and we’re gonna put it back one there we go okay now we’ve got the safety shack great and

We’ll go here we’ll put a crafting table there take the chests I said you guys when you’re over here again and you’ve seen me build as many times perhaps right the safety shack so hmm so what I went and did is I went and made the top

The crafting table brought that back I made a furnace and now Boop we can have the standard boom safety shack except we are missing two things we’re missing the bed which will go right there and the torch which keeps monsters from spawning inside our safety sack safety shack

Rather which would make it a danger sack and that would not that would not be great so there we go okay settled we have a house we have some trees we can make some farmland a little pond I guess up here that’ll be pretty good after go all the way down

These things that get at this art I’m gonna need to make stairways maybe a lot of staircases that will be a good use for the trees basically they take the trees chopping down make wooden staircases some bridges and kind of build our way down to the things we need like all those various

Grass seeds down there all right well that’s something I’m gonna have to do go down there and grab those hmm I kind of want to call it for today but I think I should check out what’s over here we go here backwards bridge we’re hold down shift and walk backwards or sneak

Whatever you use in the version of Minecraft you are to sneak hold that down and then walk backwards so you can stand off the ledge like this and it looks like you’re floating in air and in fact I mean kinda we are but technically I’m on the very edge of this block right

Here I am boom and boom great okay we did only have nine wood left good for us and hopefully there’s something up here it’s worth all that stuff we just did look at this funny dirt the dirt that you find in Mesa biomes and stuff it’s I

Guess it’s like worst dirt than regular dirt it’s like we have grass blocks which become dirt and then we have what is this what do they call this again this is called course dirt that’s called course dirt which is kind of it’s worse dirt so get rid of that all right throw

That away and oh it’s more as more of this oh this is a much better place to live look at this Wow we’re gonna move we’re gonna move very quickly I guess I’m water down there I’ll be creating make ourselves some some places to live up here on maybe make yourself some

Bridges over to that direction oh who knows there’s so many possibilities now I always terrible dirt though we’re gonna have to fix that but more more stuff up here better dirt perhaps go go get some just go get some better dirt I think that’s gonna be the plan all right

Well anything else over here I don’t really see anything other than Mesa which is cool well it goes on for a long time all right great well I’m gonna head back I’m gonna get my stuff and think about where to move probably over here somewhere and we will explore more stuff later Oh

Get some of these seeds hopefully right make some some wheat you know we will punch more of these much punch more of these when we when we get back over there all right so I think I’m gonna call that for the day of my friends that’s our adventure and starting a

Little place and the Mesa biome I don’t know if I’ll keep doing more of these let me know if you like the Mesa stuff I’ll be more of this I know I’ve got to do more underwater based stuff back on the island which I’m very excited about I have some cool

Plans for that I know people want to see potions episodes everyone’s always saying Finn please please do some potions man I’m pleased to do that oh my god I will I know I will just for whatever reason I find it really hard to work on potions I get very bored working

On posters oh look it’s very deep all my very dangerous I get very bored working on potions oh so that makes it very difficult to make episodes and I’m thinking oh man I got him a commotion episode and then I think about it and do

Not start so I don’t start it and I end up not making videos for a long time just because I can’t figure out how to make a potion video so I said no more my friend I’m gonna oh I’m gonna fall down this thing and run very fast across this

Bridge I said to myself I’m just gonna make some other videos do something more interesting and then later eventually eventually my friends I will do an episode on potions or what I will do is just do potion stuff in other episodes because really I think that’s the best

Way to do it you know show you the reasons for making potions because some potions are cool and some potions are silly and some potions you just don’t need to really make for any particular reason that’s the posts of jumping no real point to this but we’ll talk about that

More in a future episode okay well thanks for stopping by this has been great and I’ll see all of you in another episode bye bye