Ethobot – Using a LIE DETECTOR on Daisy in Minecraft

Oh my gosh it’s been forever since I’ve been back home I’ve lost all my stuff again but I get to go say hello to my diamond block which I keep in my secret High Security Vault let me just scan my face real quick there we go I’m just going down here I

Make sure I played everything with iron blocks so it’s wait why is the door open that’s kind of weird ah maybe I just left it open it’s my diamond block hey wait a minute the gold blocks are here but the diamond bug is gone uh what is

That noise uh are there people outside of my house you have to tell us how you get those emeralds you know how do you get so rich yeah I want to know this I’m just a very good salesman you know what what else am I supposed to talk about my

Booty you better tell us oh hey people all right just to be sure you guys didn’t steal anything from me did you of course not what save all of these emeralds come on you guys didn’t take my diamond block or anything else valuable huh [Applause]

Please uh oh look at the time you know I think my cookies are finished baking cookies are finished baking I gotta go to the kids what you have kids clearly all three of them were lying but I don’t know which one of them was doing it I’m

Gonna have to figure out which of these three were telling the truth thank you I appreciate that wow look here look little monkey I’m a little busy today I have to find out what my friends are doing one of them is lying to me and they stole my diamond block

Okay I don’t have time to play your game banana Did you just say something that was not banana okay um what is this some sort of Truth detector the monkey gave me a banana oh okay so if I put this on their head they’ll tell the truth okay okay with this we should be able to

See if they’re telling the truth if they stole from me let’s go start with Daisy how about that all right let’s get this going oh Daisy can you hear that banana what is she doing oh my gosh you bust down the door uh are you are you punching a dummy

Here oh you know just trying to find the truth with my trusty sidekick uh what is your name a banana wait it’s kind of weird I have a banana anyway hey Daisy so you told me the truth that you didn’t take anything from me right why would I ever steal anything from you

Of course of course hey hey guess what I have a little gift for you come here there we go it’s a lie detector Daisy with this invention I will be able to tell if you are telling the truth why would I ever lie to you yeah that’s a good question

So let’s get started hopefully this machine does not go off and you are telling the truth let’s start with whoa are you washing your hands man you could learn something from the monkey actually that’s a good question Daisy have you taken a bath at all this week of course I I have

Okay well it doesn’t look like the machine reacted so you must be telling the truth now that’s stinky at least I don’t shower the bucket hey that was uncalled for okay fine you know what let’s start with an obvious lie Daisy do you actually bake your cookies So that’s how it works so amazing it doesn’t look like that was a true was it you want to try that again I some of them you know I thought that was true as well but it doesn’t look like the machine likes that answer I think obese

Daisy do you buy your cookies from Costco Daisy it keeps going off every time you talk how about you just admit the truth now while you still can I don’t look look I got for a reason okay I baked at least some of the cookies I bake like a small portion

Still going up it’s still going up Daisy it’s still going up I bake okay no I just yeah okay so it looks like you do bake but not your cookies is that about right no Daisy you sound like a freaking fire truck for how many times it’s going off

You want to just say the truth I don’t want a truth wow it looks like you want to come on admit it for the world it went off again Daisy Wow there it is did you hear that banana she admitted that oh my gosh my look important Daisy now let’s go into the real Topic at hand did you steal something from my base of course not look we’ve been through this over and over again so how about

You just admit that you stole my diamond block okay diamond block yeah you stole it right I didn’t know you had diamond blocks wait it did it it didn’t go off but but you did steal something from me right I no uh wait if you didn’t steal my diamond

Block what did you steal I uh uh nothing uh it went off again Daisy how about did you still wait a minute did you steal from my chest no look the more you lie Daisy the more you’re just you’re just swimming in all of this ocean full of lies and deceits They would want to keep it anyways I don’t want to keep it anyways here my Crepes my you did steal from me and you didn’t admit it you don’t steal from me what I don’t steal from you anyway we’re going off topic but you didn’t steal my diamond block I would

Know yeah diamond blocks last time I was at your Vault there was like nothing but gold so wait but you saw it open Me or somebody else all right thank you Daisy I don’t appreciate you taking my diamonds but you know I’ll let you off the hook because you admitted the truth now give me back my machine give me my machine all right Mr Monkey come on we gotta find out who really stole them

Goodbye Daisy okay so it wasn’t Daisy so it must be either cherry or that villager I wonder where he is over there wait is that him in the boat hey Mr villager who’s there it’s me over here I’m just doing a bit of fit what is that

What is this my friend oh my gosh you’re shivering you just took him I’ll hit you later I guess no you didn’t take my diamond block did you didn’t you just ask me that no of course I didn’t why would I need your diamond blocks Etho that’s a good

Question you know maybe you should try out this nice hat I have first and say something like that what is this let me put it on wow I can’t believe that I actually fit on your big head what do you mean I’ve never even seen you you

Can’t even talk okay okay calm down buddy let’s make sure this machine works real quick this is pretty nice so you’re a villager right yeah okay thank God it didn’t go off but you know something I do know about you I know that you have

No job and you are kicked out of your village no I just said I had kids didn’t I uh why did it go off twice uh is there something you want to tell me no okay no no I I have a loving family right uh I have a job that pays

Really well look at look at all my emeralds look at how rich I am I mean it didn’t go off when you said you were rich but it did go off and you said you had a job and a family what do you want me to say it though

Um real quick how about you just you just entertain me real quick say something you know Preposterous like uh I have no job and I steal from the neighbors I um I I am freelancing and um uh I I accept Charity donations I mean that didn’t go off unfortunately

Yeah look this is a lie detector this is gonna tell me this is basically telling me all the stuff that I believe but that’s not the point I don’t care about your job or your family what I really care about is did you steal from my base

From your base no of course I didn’t what would I do hear that be did you hear that beep well it did go off it does also have a light so you should be able to tell when it goes on oh yeah but you know I would

Never steal I think I think it’s I think it’s malfunctioning hmm I don’t know every time you say you didn’t steal it goes off steal my diamond block no it didn’t go off wait of course you didn’t I didn’t steal your diamond blocks wait but then if you didn’t steal

My diamond block what did he steal oh good point did you steal my my other valuables in my chests of course of course not well not even a chess per se but no wait if you didn’t stuff my chest did you steal from my my chest room like

My underground room that I keep locked away wood chest room you have a chest room where those emeralds mine I got them from a sizable charity donation you know what I don’t have time for you clearly you didn’t steal my diamond block but of course hey Mr Monkey stay

Right there for a second hey yeah I have a gift for you Mr villager is it this thing I really like this hat uh I do need that back hey there we go thank you very much you know you didn’t even have that gift for you

Though what do you mean I didn’t have to do that it kind of hurt you know oh I’m sorry I’m sorry you know what as payment have some bananas I guess it’s fine you know Have fun with that little monkeys onto Cherry she must be the one that stole it but she’s the admin right surely that she didn’t steal my diamond block I mean she can just cheat and just get a bunch of them ooh I wonder if we

Can figure out if she does cheat on this syrup okay it must be Cherry come on guys what the heck is there a monkey is the monkey in there right now wait a second oh you are ready all right here have your bananas how did you get all the way over here so

Fast okay hey Cherry I didn’t know you spoke banana um hey okay all right anyway yeah you’re free to go hold on we need to have a private conversation yeah oh my gosh look at a bunch of bananas out there these days am I right yeah they’re

Pretty silly but what do you want though Cherry you know you’re such an outstanding you know do good rule Abiding Citizen really all right all right you you uphold the law you know you take care of this server you make sure everyone follows the rules right yeah

I do I’m the best server admin I wouldn’t you wouldn’t steal from people right what do you mean look I got paperwork to do burn eat those water bucket you know yeah maybe you should look at that a little bit longer okay Cherry it’s time to play a little game

What do you mean First let’s make sure that the machine actually works so cherry admin of This Server right yes yeah yeah yeah of course and you know you have op you have perms and stuff like that right I do I do hmm good so you wouldn’t use your perms

And opt for you know like for I don’t know item cheating or creative mode or anything like that right yeah totally not I’m a good admin hmm did you hear that see Cherry this is a lie detector this will tell me all the secrets that I’ve been looking for in that tiny little

Brain of yours oh gosh so Cherry do you cheat on this server Freaking obvious at this point I don’t even know why I’m asking come on I don’t I promise um maybe a little right okay well that’s not the point I’m not here to belittle you for your admin duties the real reason I’m here is to ask you did you I don’t know steal from

My base nope Joke you think this is funny I mean a little bit yeah kind of but that’s not the point the point is that you stole from my face did you you stole my diamond block didn’t you give it back diamond block what do you mean you stole

My diamond block right that’s why I went off no why would I need a diamond block tell me you didn’t steal my diamond block did you I mean I could just cheat those in I mean what uh I I like how it didn’t go off for both

But if you didn’t take my diamond block what did you steal there’s nothing else I have left that might be unless There’s no reason for you to steal that though right hey guys where you going huh okay fine I might have stolen it all right just oh my gosh chair you stole my diary I just I just okay I wanted to make sure you didn’t have any secrets are you insecure I respect your honesty just give me back my machine all right goodbye I didn’t get what I needed I just got a bunch of depressing news okay well if it wasn’t Cherry who stole my diamond block monkey do you know who stole my diamond block thank you

So if it wasn’t Cherry it wasn’t the Villager and it wasn’t Daisy I mean there’s no one else on the server right wait a minute but where’s the monkey uh monkey Mr Monkey where did you go cherry I don’t have time for your depression mode okay look listen did you see where

The monkey will go there’s many monkeys what do you want not the monkeys in here I’m talking about the one that you just was nearby the one in the front yard that went outside your window banana yeah banana whatever his name is where did he go

I mean he usually goes that way hold on one second thank you Cherry see you later Where’s the freaking monkey he could be Shut up who am I talking to you why is he going onto the side of the mountain wait what what where did he go what I could have did he go this way wait a second is there hold up wait he came out wait a minute there’s something going on here

Is in there she doesn’t see us is there some sort of what what is it wait what Ghost Box wait a second my diamond block oh my gosh wait a minute this one is another wait a minute I recognize all these diamond blocks this one’s daisies this one’s Frank’s

This one’s even Cherry Sandra Barry is this where all the diamond blocks have been this whole time Conspiracy this one that one that’s the monkey uh it was you this whole time behind all the disappearances you were just trying to put me on a wild goose chase weren’t you Witnesses