Evbo – Minecraft but it’s SUPER SLOW

Let’s go this is my first time playing Minecraft version 1.70 let’s see what’s new what the welcome please choose the speed you would like to play wait hold up what do you mean choose your speed in this brand new Minecraft update you can choose to play the game at four

Different speeds number one is our slow mode number two is super slow mode number three extremely slow mode and number four is so slow that you won’t be able to tell whether you are playing Minecraft or your game is frozen mode is this seriously a part of Minecraft now

Why would anyone play that all right whatever uh okay I guess I’ll just start with playing slow mode yeah I’ll choose this one very well moding up slow mode please be prepared to play for 12 hours a day okay that doesn’t sound too bad wait 12 hours welcome to slow mode in

This mode you have to do everything five times before you can actually do it let me give you an example try breaking this tree for a piece of wood what do you mean do something five times uh well the wood didn’t drop the wood’s still here

Exactly you have to break the wood four more times to actually get the piece of wood are you serious you only have to break the block three more times to get the piece of wood don’t give up now why would Minecraft make this update Minecraft realized that as time went on

People were beating the game too fast and not enjoying it so we made an update that made players slow down and enjoy the game more I guess that does kind of make sense okay maybe I should just try enjoying the process a little more and you know just appreciating the little

Things in Minecraft yo let’s go I finally got the piece of wood you know maybe this update isn’t that bad after all I mean I don’t really know how anything could go wrong with this awesome took me 45 minutes to get a crafting table but I’m still having fun

And now it’s time for some food I don’t really need food right now but I’ll get some for later wait where’s the pork chop no stop please don’t what in the world what’s going on please just don’t do it I’m sorry dude I just want some

Food oh no not again it hurts so bad oh my gosh I don’t think I could do it again no please don’t say that now I feel terrible please just think about it sorry dude just three more times oh this is the worst thing ever I’m a father I

Have eight kids please dude and now you tell me you have a family God this is the worst update ever oh man and this is the worst thing I’ve ever done in my life oh finally dude why wasn’t Minecraft thinking of this when they made this update and 10 hours making

Another portal let’s go now I can go to oh my God okay I’m done with this all right guide can you take me to the super slow version I’m glad you enjoyed the slow mode I really didn’t now I will be taking you to the super slow mode okay I

Can’t wait to find out what this is gonna be welcome to super slow mode in this mode you do not have to break blocks five times that’s a relief however you are given this journal and every block you break you have to write down in the journal now I have to start

Journaling let me show you a quick example go mine one piece of sand and try mining something else uh okay well there is one piece of sand and now I’ll just try mining another piece of sand wait what I can’t break it why can’t I

Break it in order to move on in super slow mode you must journal every single block you obtain so you must write sand in your Journal so why did Minecraft make this a thing we want Minecraft players to savor every single moment in this game so we now make you write it

Down wow this is actually such a good idea I feel like I’ll really enjoy this one I mean what’s bad about journaling okay this version doesn’t seem that bad at all all I have to do is just write down what I get all right let’s just get

Some hay bales okay so I got six of them just gotta write it down in the journal and done I don’t even see how this is super slow mode I mean if anything this is kind of fun this is so easy I already got plenty of hay bales and now I got

Plenty of bread wait why can’t I put it in the crafting table oh man do I have to write down wheat in my journal 54 times all right no no no I’m not doing that I just want one piece of bread so I’ll just keep three wheat write it down

In the journal and get rid of the other 51 pieces friendly reminder that you cannot drop items and you must write down everything you pick up bro are you kidding number 54 wheat and done oh my gosh that was so time consuming now I can finally make some bread and get out

Of here and now I can’t pick up my crafting table what’s going on you forgot to write down in your Journal bred 18 times remember you must put everything in your journal to continue playing this game bro why did I make 18 pieces of bread well it only took eight

Hours but I finally got a stack of Acacia planks now I can finally go build the house oh thank God I found my loot before despawned Oh man how bad would that be if I had to journal everything I just picked up you do wait what if you

Drop an item or lose an item and you pick it back up again you must Journal everything okay I hate this so much all right just take me to the next mode what is it called I’m glad you enjoyed super slow mode I never said that taking you

To extremely slow mode okay I really hope this one’s better than the next wait why am I standing in a cobweb is that all this is just starting in one cobweb nope in extremely slow mode cobwebs will spawn wherever you want so not only will you be permanently slow

But you must think strategically about where you want to go wait this can’t be serious right these aren’t gonna follow me everywhere I go how are these still spawning all right you know what in the grand scheme of things I don’t think this one’s that bad I mean I should make

It to a tree in about 45 minutes if I’m lucky we at Minecraft are so happy that you decided to take a chance playing extremely ISO mode we just wanted to ask that after five hours of playing the game how are you enjoying your experience I uh I’m not gonna lie I

Think I’m feeling a little claustrophobic here I also think I got myself into a spot where I can’t do anything anymore we’re very glad you’re enjoying your experience what no please just take me to the next mode just to clarify by the next mode you mean so

Slow that you won’t be able to tell whether you are playing Minecraft or your game is frozen mode I mean I don’t know how it could get worse than this uh okay yeah I’m not saying all that but that one now loading you into a new

World I can’t move wait is my game Frozen nope you are not frozen this game mode is so slow that you literally cannot tell if you are frozen or not wait so can I even move at all if you try hard enough yes you can move wait

Try hard enough what does that even mean okay well I can still feel my legs so I guess let’s try just maybe moving forward her come on no okay come on I feel something come on one more time is this working come on no way oh my God I

Think I just moved let’s go I I think I could beat the game in 40 years