even Minecraft ALPHA is cursed

Hey what’s going on guys loganzip here yes even minecraft alpha is ridiculously cursed look at this world gross trees leaves open the chest okay i guess we can do that hi hey hey i’m on fire in in water is that what that was holy moly hold on a second what is

Happening here remember the happy wheels won yeah we’re playing something today known as the most cursed alpha map of all time unveil alpha yeah we’re gonna see what’s wrong with this world because apparently there’s a few things wrong with this world open the chest and i oh geez hey

Hey my new friends please don’t attack me anymore i’m just trying to be your friend oh the horror the horror no that wasn’t that bad i just respond anyways oh really i done it jumped hey i did jump over it what d look at it oh

Why why does it keep happening how much of this one happened i how did this this what what are you doing to me what even is this i unidentified i i’m leaving hey whoa i could get out of there okay this is good news except that i’m about to

Die it’s bad news okay so look what huh see i can get let me through let let okay how about a mad dash to this door yes good why i don’t like it stop whoa what is happening with me you should be jumping jeez i don’t remember alpha minecraft

Being like this at all this is oh what is so you found a stick yes i did huh follow you i don’t remember you being in alpha minecraft uh okay where are we going um huh oh did did he just blow up into a million beautiful colors wow i wish my friends

Did that okay but so now what do we just get to roam the land or or explode there’s barriers all over i can’t get anywhere specifically um how about we jump in this okay that won’t work either so then what am i doing turn off every reason

Okay i found a way up this is good really good oh whoa i thought i fell and then i did but i didn’t because it’s a barrier so then hey what do we have here diamonds my favorite advancement made okay well if that’s the case um there’s still a bunch of barriers all

Over the place maybe we can is there a way to ah maybe i can jump to the fences oh i think it worked i think oh oh no oh hey okay it does oh not again and what the heck’s going on what is he doing did you s

Villagers man so buggy and alpha yeah i found a stick great i don’t even i mean he’s just funny to watch i just i just rather enjoy this part and then hold on let me wait for it can we just come on yeah oh that’s awesome okay well now we know

What we’re doing i would say mostly yeah okay good grab the diamond excellent head right on back down now oy gotta be careful okay cool can i was this just here the whole time happy wheels hiding things from me all right it’s fine now something’s gonna happen in here and

I don’t know what and i don’t like it why why okay so i think this time we do it this way yeah all right so there’s probably nice ah what is he doing this doesn’t seem like it makes sense could it what if it’s this thing unidentified item okay oh boy

Hey hey don’t uh don’t come any closer you won’t get my diamonds okay so what is unidentified item oh wait is it is is it it’s glasses can i put these on oh hey oh look at this that’s how it works huh okay okay okay okay

I can’t do it i’m sorry anyways okay villager hey you have a diamond check it over will ya all right mr bouncy mcjones any other demands you mean this diamond yeah i’m gonna hold on to it for the time being i gotta look out for myself

These days no i’m talking about oh boy there’s a lot of zombies right there so oi how do i do this part do i have to just get all up on the edge right there oh scary okay good we’re in what what why won’t the door open why can’t i see through it

Oh look it says something oh man by the happy wilson ah wait i know what okay we need to give him the diamond you know i’m just going to jump over ah how many times this pillager has asked me to follow him okay how many times i’ve had

To heard hear this man blow up do you think this is fun do you think this is enjoyable do you think it’s fun to watch a man or is it bluff because it is i’d like to clarify i specifically mean in minecraft anyways here here there

Let’s just get back to this mother come on there get it on on that snail 10 no water compare okay you want the diamond you want it you take the diamond there you go oh oh hey thanks stop bouncing at me freak okay just carry on not accidentally walk on the wrong side

Of the path it’s a daily mantra i live by okay and then oh whoa what is why okay just get through oh great now another one what do i do here it whoa oh i just have to like leave us a chance ah seriously why did that even happen i’m

Not a fan so we went through all right here okay oh gosh oh no i don’t know oh it worked oh no now i gotta choose to get please you’re literally the worst human why oh gosh all the blocks keep breaking so oh boy i should have learned by now

Don’t play in alpha mode that’s why they update the game i remember when it was this bad it’s terrible could hardly do anything pillagers walking through walls the old days of minecraft man they were rough okay so right there that’s good right here good so maybe here yes

I did it i did it oh my gosh i wasn’t recording i was just messing around trying to figure out how to do it look right here i can just go over first wait what huh what do i do can i no oh oh whoa what was that what was that about

Hey whatever huh i don’t care anymore okay so ah oh no please get out i’m stuck on the wall why stop doing that okay okay so it moved essentially right as i jumped to it and then it doesn’t move wait press the button oh i did something

Will i live please please tell me i’ll live i think my health’s increasing more than i’m losing it this is great did i do something i should not have done though i feel like i’m further out okay that’s huh what let me in let me let

It doesn’t let me in okay how about this one oh whoa did i just okay hey and now i can’t now i can’t leave this area yo it just made me stuck whoa whoa whoa what what oh what is happening why is he doing that what does this do

Oh man we’re back here i don’t know if i’m necessarily supposed to like now wait do you want to just go back i can’t this is all bear i guess i guess okay whatever i guess we were in the right spot hey that’s fine no biggie now

We didn’t go to this last house last time let’s see okay doesn’t doesn’t want me in okay fine fine so here’s what we’ve learned though right okay don’t press this button what else oh my gosh okay do i even dare jess is locked okay wait chest is locked

Okay well that’s different from the other things maybe we need to find something for the chest oh that’s the door from before okay all right no problem up we go oh we’re almost done i think we’re almost done hey we’re almost done beautiful book door key okay sure book door key

Book door key what book door key where’s that how do i what huh oh whoa whoa what did this happen hey i like i don’t uh necessarily remember there being a hidden bookshelf door and alpha but hey you know power to you oh ten my favorite number

I think well it is if it gets me out of here whoa hey this is new ten oh okay hold on ten what one two three four five six seven eight nine ten please oh well hey what are you doing here where am i shouldn’t be here yeah no kidding okay trades

Book door key what light gray stained glass paint i’m i mean i i i don’t have that i don’t have that um can we use this to open the no okay um hey where you going did i miss something in here like what is this wait is this checkpoint what am i thrilled

Best day unless it’s not okay well then it’s i mean what is there like i bet you there’s like a hidden watch worse guy worst day of my life no there’s nothing okay wait oh no way it’s been in my inventory the whole time has it

I don’t remember nah calm down i got what you need ridiculous that’s okay whatever scaffolding can be placed on block of gold what a deal yeah i mean kind of so then you go there okay great oh oh oh hey look the end what’s all is this what is this

Decoration here let me i can’t reach it all right all right all right all right think no who eat allowed oh okay no who eat well that’s no problem goodbye goodbye yes we’re only keeping the plants that have been here since alpha like beetroot all right good um

Is i can’t i don’t know if that’s wheat no weed allowed okay so nothing’s changed really maybe in here there’s someone to uh get tired people out answering their door in this village no oh oh man that scares me i hate the knocking um i’m gonna take a chance

Because nothing else is happening oh look it just no small crops okay hey i’m hi all right get away oh it’s gonna kill me hey no problem the end unknown command what outdated client huh what huh i can’t even click any of it what the heck just happened what is

What is that about uh is there what oh finish the map oh oh okay oh so you’re lying well good work happy wheels everyone thinks you’re a liar on my channel now just kidding cursed minecraft everybody yeah subscribe