Everything WRONG with our videos: VILLAGER NEWS 2, 3 & 4!

The year is 2013 and Minecraft is exploding  in popularity all around the world.  oooaoaaaaggghhh Villager News 1   has just been released and everyone is  screaming at us, demanding more! Umm…   please may we have another one kind sir? We couldn’t escape them, everywhere we went  

There were people asking about villager news. Aren’t you going to ask about Villager News?  No. With all this new pressure  placed upon us by our audience  Nope, you take all the time you need, no pressure. With this new pressure placed upon us by  

Thank you very much to everyone who watched  and commented on the last video. A few of you   mentioned that you wouldn’t have ever noticed  the problems we found! And that’s a good thing,   it means they didn’t get in the way of the  story. But! It’s still fun to try and find them!

A HA! FOUND A TECHNICAL ISSUE! What?! I’m not a technical- Just like last time, I’m not going to be  commenting on the animation style choices   because that has evolved over time. But on that  subject, we did get rid of the pixely faces!  Achoo! Oh no, my pixels! 

It’s almost like people didn’t like them But anyway! Let’s jump into the first video! Villager News 2 revolves around this  UFO wreaking havoc in the background and   also a swat team that raids a house because  someone forgot to stamp their library book. Your book has been stamped Thank you!

Ok the first one isn’t really anything wrong  but it gets an honorable mention. This sound   effect is a fart! Ew Ok, ok the first real one. The villager  news studio gets a big window in this one,  

Where you can see all the way to the – lack of  a horizon. The outside world just ends here.  In the last video we said we usually  add trees to block out the view.   It looks like we tried here but we missed a spot .

This shot had to be completely reanimated  from scratch on the very last night,   so a lot of the animation  is super basic to save time.  Like check out how this guy just zips  from one side of the screen to the other.

This actually looks kinda like the  animation in layout on our newer videos.  Layout is where you bring  in all the characters and   props and you get everything ready to be animated. Speaking of animation problems, later on we  have this huge catapult made out of villagers,  

Firing at the UFO there. So this one villager gets   yeeted at the UFO but if we go through frame  by frame, he just sort of stops in mid air,  But then some more janky physics takes over. He bounces off the UFO, does a little flip and  

Then speeds up ??? Like I’m no scientist but I  don’t think you can just gain momentum like that. So a few seconds later, The UFO is doing  it’s thing, sucking up all the villagers.  

It gets this guy and wipes him up the glass and  then it moves over to this guy. Villager #4 just   carries on reading the news and we assume the  UFO has gone on to suck up some more things…   but it didn’t. The shadow is right  here, it just stays there hanging about.

That happened because when you’re animating  and a character or object goes off-screen,   you just stop animating it. There’s no point  in animating something you aren’t going to see  It’s a good job you can’t see it too because  some really weird stuff can happen off-screen.

And while this is super efficient, we don’t  always get to see where the shadows fall until   way after animation is finished and if we don’t  notice it, we can end up with problems like this: – to end, A rocket with our best and brightest-  Did you see it? Uh, yes?

Lets go back, so we’re looking at this guy. So in the file, he runs past the camera   and then once he’s off screen  he starts running on the spot.  And that’s fine, but in the  video, the shadows give it away. 

Look at that, it’s 2021 and we’re still  making these mistakes 8 years later. And its not just when characters go  off screen that we stop animating,   sometimes entire body parts aren’t animated.  Like, if you can’t see them, whats the point? What are you talking about? This is fine.

So here the swat villagers break in to this  “house” and as the camera goes through the door   you notice it’s massive inside!. Like, huge!! We were toying with the idea of the villager   houses being sort of like the ones in old school  RPGs, you know, like, bigger when you’re inside  

Them. And while that’s a cool idea, we never  really expanded on that after this video. Awww. So to do this we just had two different sets,  an outside and an inside. And then we just used   a hidden cut to switch between them as the  camera gets to the door. There it is. But  

You can see that inside there’s all these  lights! Whereas a few seconds ago before we   get into the door you can see clearly through the  window that it’s the small house interior. So… This is literally unwatchable! This villager is floating!

So you remember those motion blur issues  in Villager News 1? Well this one had tons! As the tom cruise villager rappels down we   can see that there’s actually nothing  outside the windows, it’s just white!   Then as Tom Cruise stamps the book. His rope  suddenly becomes a pole stuck to his back???

You may have noticed that the window here isn’t  standard minecraft glass, we changed it because   you wouldn’t have been able to see anything going  on in the background. If you’ve ever used the   Optifine plugin in the game, it’s kinda like that.  That in itself isn’t what I want to point out here  

Though, it’s the fact that we only did it on  that window. We didn’t do it here, we didn’t   do it there. And the worst offender of all of  them is the window right here, Right next to it! That’s it, we’re done So that brings Villager News 2 total count to….

Oooh that’s gonna be a tough  one to beat, but lets try.. Villager News 3! An innocent villager is  making himself some toast when all of a   sudden he’s surrounded and accused  of kidnapping another villager.  Release the hostages! I just want to make toast! We actually couldn’t find that many technical  

Issues with this one Yay!! I’m a hostage too!  But let’s see what we did find: Right at the beginning, the sign says  Villager News 3! It’s the only video   to actually have a number after villager  news. So that’s a ding for inconsistency.

Here there’s a villager watching  all the action unfold on the TV,   but if we go through frame by frame, the screen  changes size as it sort of settles into place.  This is because the screen isn’t really there,   it’s added on afterwards in post  and the tracking wasn’t perfect! What!? Noooo!

In this shot, there’s a light directly above  this villager’s head so when he moves he’s just   going in and out of dark and light. This isn’t  really a technical issue, but it is bad lighting. Uh, how about this? Yeah a little bit   better. Yay. We also found a couple of texture issues,  

Check out the texture on that  megaphone, it’s all blurry!  Minecraft textures are super small, usually  only 16 pixels wide. And when you stretch that   over an object a lot of 3D software likes to  smooth it out to get rid of that pixely look. 

But we want it pixely, it’s what makes  minecraft Minecraft. So you have to tell   the software to not to do that. Here’s what our videos would   be like if we didn’t do that. Eeugugugh! I hate it! Switch it back!

Here the texture on the villagers helmets are all  stretched and I don’t really know why. It looks   like a UV issue but in the file, they render fine! Sometimes things go wrong and there’s no   explanation for it. ooOoooooH ANND this video has  

Its own share of MOTION BLUR glitches! So that brings Villager News 3 total count to… Not bad – I bet there’s more that we  missed though, let us know if you find any. And finally, VILLAGER NEWS 4! The villagers  are sent into battle with the testificates  

In a D-Day style attack. So this video  was actually animated before Villager   News 3. But it was left unfinished  for about a year. If you watch them   both you might be able to see that number 3s  animation and lighting are a little better. Ok so our first problem is right here.

Yay, I am now a boat. YAY – let’s go. Alright, let’s slow that all the way down, so when  the camera whips over to the right, you can see   this villager here is actually two villagers  inside each other. also the motion blur is an  

Issue we’ll leave that for the inevitable barrage  of dings at the end. You know it’s gonna happen   Villager news 4 has janky physics all around  because the bullets fired from the guns are   simulated dynamic objects and that means you can  just fling them around, smash things into them..  

Or make a bowl of nice tasty Villager Soup. Mmmmm And the simulations are rarely perfect.  Over here we have one of these dynamic   villagers getting nudged by a villager  running past and you think he’s safe,   but then this guy comes along and just  blasts through him as if he weighs nothing.

Also this villager is floating What are you doing here? This is not your battle He’s right it’s not, that came later  But check out this villager on the floor here, he  gets pushed right into the sand blocks and then  

Poof! he’s just gone. Like where did he go?? So when physics messes up that bad,   there’s a couple of places he could be,  either he just got pushed through the   block and ended up under the world. Or he  got yeeted 50 miles in a random direction. Tank! This guy just disappears!

This shot is probably the worst of all of them  when it comes to physics and motion blur glitches,   it’s just a mess. There’s an explosion from the  tank throwing all these villagers in the air,   but as they all land everything goes  a bit crazy .. Look at them all,  

Glitching all over the place, it’s  hard to keep track of just one of them. Back on that creeper shot, watch this  villager. He just wall-runs up this block… Now when we animate crowds of villagers, we  simulate them. Each one has its own animation,  

They can even have their own health system. That big battle in war was mostly simulated.   But back in the olden days of villager  news 4 we had to do each one manually.   So what we did was we drew out a path  for where we wanted the villagers to run  

And attached them to it. But if the path made a  right angle up the block, So did the villager. So this villager here is some kind of  explosive. Everyone runs away and BOOM!   There it goes. But look! He’s still there. Someone  forgot to make him invisible after the explosion.

GASP! That’s me! Ok yeah it was me, oops! And finally, we can’t finish up one of these  without pointing out all the motion blur issues! So Villager News 4s total comes to—- Yeah, that one uh.. That  one had a lot of problems.

Of course there will be lots more issues  there that we missed so if you spot them   let us know in the comments!  You guys found some last time! In villager news 1, this guy running  along was floating the entire time!  

Nice spot CasamSaturnBOi is cutie – that’s a name. Zoopygoopert noticed this weird light shading on   the arms here. I’ll have to figure out why it  did that! I have no idea. Again, nice spot! And a bunch of you noticed that in  the video talking about the mistakes,  

There was a mistake. –  Transparent is spelled wrong. We do notice some issues on our videos  before we release them but for a lot   of them you have to weigh out whether  fixing them is worth the time or money.   And being an animation studio on  youtube isn’t exactly lucrative.

We’re a small team of people  but this is our full time job,   and youtube revenue is rough at the best of times. You take how much from us? 30%  That seems a little high 35%  What?! That’s ridiculous! 40. 45.

So that’s why we rely on you guys over on patreon!  Becoming a patron helps us out immensely, like,   These amazing people here are responsible for  the videos we’ve been able to make recently.   I’d also like to give a little  shout out to our Ultimate Patrons:  

The Warfenhorten Clan and destructodino142. All  of these guys are the backbone of our content   and if you want to join them you can get some  really cool element stuff when we releaseit. And if you watched up to this part, thank you  very much, and that’s it for this edition of  

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