GJM Studios – Christmas Stream! Minecraft & Anarchy Stream

Foreign foreign foreign foreign Foreign Over here Foreign Foreign Foreign Foreign Foreign My God I’m very Chrysler to me because you’re far away you’re in a [ __ ] Island I was gonna say haven’t TP fluffy because we’re outside the house I’m outside too oh correction correction we’re on my a house oh my God oh my God Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to everybody in the Stream hopefully

Everybody’s having a wonderful Christmas happy Hanukkah Kwanzaa everything is a fluffy shut up okay fluffy you’re [ __ ] drunk mate I’m tipsy yeah but he’s a little bit wait geo geo reveal fluffy to stream reveal fluffy scream oh my God from here Geo come out come out come out Geo come out come on come on come on come out hello I can’t believe at least three people in the Stream including myself said Happy New Year yeah I did at least oh my God this is the stream opening of all time

It is your wife is gonna be happy there’s a skeleton with chain armor oh I’m gonna kill it I’m gonna kill it oh my God first I’m actually playing the game correctly for anyone wondering there’s a way to correctly play the game don’t don’t mind me in what I am doing

Down in the mines is there a Christmas mod or something why does the chest like that Mojang basically does a uh decorates the chest every year on Christmas yeah bone yeah no this is so as of one day as of on the one day only merging update chess everything looks Christmas no it

Was it was like this a couple days ago Christmas Chrysler stop being crazy stop being tipsy you [ __ ] I am happy logically with my buen so I am Glenn don’t don’t go down there it’s fine David what did you do David what did you do man come on Jason

I did nothing it’s fine she stole everything killed him diamonds wait did he wait hold on David no he didn’t no he didn’t no he didn’t kill Dave I never said anything Fluffy’s drunken wants me dead you were gonna get me with the diamond eggs right am right now so it’s like

December 26th for me before you set your spawn but where would I have set my spawn there’s been here I was never told this I’ve never been here before Oh my god I’ve never been in this world before uh Geo do you want to teleport David

[ __ ] I don’t have permission to TPM I thought you were off here you go deep why are you two the only ones with diamonds uh no I was so cool Alex all right the [ __ ] pug the hey Alex the one of gifts okay are we going down here wait first wait um

Go up no [ __ ] I need armor come on come on you’re good this is why I record my audio separately foreign why are you hitting me what did I do I have two health hit him hit him so I haven’t set my spawn like I’ve never been an invite this time

Please don’t hit me please hit him please hit him for me give him a [ __ ] here wow wow so did we did we just say oh that’s lovely yeah for how quickly this stream goes wrong I already have an iron uh hey Alex I have a gift for you

What do you want it’s a gift for you to make in my skin oh what did you do something nice I’m taking off my helmet okay I’m not here don’t worry I’m just hiding from fluffy so here you go yeah yay enough for a pickaxe

Yes it is thank you actually huh I could count yes what so when fluffy and Travis did this I’m just gonna do the same thing we’re now married the 12 seconds the plot in effect is thick what’s wrong good evening don’t hit me I said what’s wrong with your eyes they’re not even

Put a simple pug lifting off everybody in the Stream and petting the plug because I like nervous I don’t want to be part of that you’ve all been welcomes nobody else has come here David where are you going damn it all right he’s with his people oh he’s with it away from me

I’m just trying to get him away from me I’m seeing your goddamn spawn David go go right go right right I hate doors doors hate me you know what hold on you know you know I’ma [ __ ] do something I’m gonna go to creative mode real quick so

And I’m gonna cheater no I’m gonna set the [ __ ] spawn at the [ __ ] [ __ ] Tower yes oh so cheater yeah please why didn’t we do that sooner that’s why I made it all do you really need to go creative today yes guys I don’t want to waste my Hunger

That’s why I made the townhouse you scrub that why don’t you have food with you I do but I’m almost out well just get more food what share potatoes I give you potatoes back there I’m sorry I didn’t server [Laughter] I’m telling the truth it is only the truth uh

I’m wanting to serve right now let’s get some Street I I am your mother okay where are you doing good well you’re not his mother what yeah is that a challenge what do you mean my mother does not stop me this has been a thing for months oh yeah

Joe you want us to give you build suggestions nah I’m good nah yeah they’re in Survival like okay and uh being creative cheater geo geo even I went out of my way to to make the Big L in survival even so rightfully deserved because he almost leaked my [ __ ] number oh sorry

You’re never gonna live that down are we no uh he almost leaks what the [ __ ] do you mean well done the read what I wrote I forgot what I wrote no no this mother oh my God if Ethan was in here he would have been like I am sorry

But we’re never gonna let that down apologize no we would not we will never forget it no one what do you want from him he runs on Instagram I mean I mean if he if he really was a pug he’d be like no one [ __ ] you [ __ ]

Oh wait what’s that you were Trump Geo he’s trying to voice he’s trying to poison me David he gave me poison potatoes David David get your ass back here you pug [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] done David I’m hunting your ass ignoring my comment from earlier would

It be possible for me to gain access to this song yeah okay you plug [ __ ] female gay boys I haven’t asked feminine close chat I have to close chat I’m not gonna be able to see any of that anymore because I have to switch to my phone in the ocean

I have a question David uh what is it Josh okay hang on ah yes where did you go David Hall also I bang and I came back I ran into that door no no why don’t you teleport me no what the hell did I come back I’m why what do you mean

What do you want to teleport me to me and see where I am why are you guys in 1.8 because [ __ ] you that’s what because I’d like my potatoes back by the way I know no no what who’s gonna be in a minute hello hold on I got a what spawn point

At e no that does not [ __ ] at all it’s set world’s fun oh so I hurt myself again I ran into the Twin Blissful Anarchy yes can I have more potatoes back all right I’m on my way wait it says usage player a spawn point player is like ever some [ __ ] hey hey

Come here because I want to get your face back to normal oh my God stop fluffy stop stop stop he’s scared of me he hit me in the face he stole my potatoes here here oh yeah hi give you back yes but I also had wood and other and

Like two more stacks of potatoes no fluffy stole them I didn’t feel them I would have [ __ ] see them look in your inventory there’s wood planks and like two stacks of potatoes there’s two Bruce Wood plants that I used to build this yes I had Oak planks and like two more steps

Don’t worry I changed it to Anarchy stream so I’m joining can you not I’m about to die where am I like my potatoes in Wood back Mother of God is amazing I’m just kidding myself I made it myself please don’t punch me I’m pointing to the creepy enough I I know I was

Love face goodbye no no no there’s a spider fluffy get your drunk ass back here never I need to be teleported [ __ ] [ __ ] to our levels you don’t be [ __ ] oh if I just died you were the one that decided to do this [ __ ] you [ __ ]

Where’s me ax I haven’t can I be teleported there’s two of them and of course someone steals my stuff again I Blame You fluffy oh that was lucky do you have a dog and potatoes I have for them do I have a what my direction potatoes yo hey buddy

You’re all right hi Justin how are you okay can I have my wood and potatoes as well because I did someone stole that you before you even got here I just returned 58 potatoes for you what do you mean you have more I had more I

Had like two more stacks how many more did you have I had like two more stacks of uncooked potatoes okay I don’t know where your other stack is no I had like three stacks in total I had like two more no including this I had three babe you

[ __ ] including this stack I had three do you want me to give it to you in Creative also Zane why the [ __ ] are you silent I think he has them I think Zayn has my wood and potatoes no it’s the only reason to be silent

Look in your inventory I do not I do look in your goddamn inventory do you have Oak planks no I don’t know what do you have all right closer to my eyes David come here I’m in creative mode so I’m gonna give you the [ __ ] potatoes oh my God Anarchy Street

I just read it yes that will be soon [ __ ] me you [ __ ] none of you [ __ ] pay attention no I’m looking at the stream I’m looking at the stream don’t worry oh now you look at the frame Minecraft open I’m trying to play Minecraft he’s bully and steal from David too

I’m gonna bully and steal you people for me people when I have the equipment to do so without being slaughtered immediately saying will walk towards me well now you say that I’m gonna do that I did nothing to you yeah now he’s going to come down I’m sorry

What the hell did I ever do Crafting Dead New Horizon coming out early on the first month of the year is surprising to me but I’m excited either way yeah what did I do to you what did I do to you you exist that is apparent idea

Sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry happens we shouldn’t bet on how long it’ll take for everything to go crazy look at me look at me I’m sorry I got in the heat at the moment I’m sorry yeah I noticed this I’m sorry I’m getting I’m getting wood getting wood

Either you look like that you want a bad trip David what are you doing in the trees don’t question me you’re not the Vietnamese oh my God get down you’re not opposed you’re not supposed to be we can be wherever I wanted I feel like I’m a child I don’t have it either

Here here we go I’ve given you to use and also I think someone broke that’s why I wanted to [ __ ] make the a [ __ ] hoe yeah Alex would you like to see my me and Travis’s home this house is on top yes it’s over here I don’t know

Okay so question question Do we have any extra ender pearls no we should probably not wait I remember that we had ender pearls I remembered that the end of pearls were in this chest so why well I thought I don’t know where the other twins no because I’m with fluffy I remember

That I I had two specifically and it was in this chest area where we just do our mostly things but it gets interesting as we go down here oh that definitely isn’t it’s Phoenix Valley it’s Phoenix Valley season three gonna happen this year can I confirm anything about season three can I come

From what the [ __ ] I done all this when I was drunk we’re not sure we’re not sure if we’re not sure if Venus Valley is going to happen to a big Coliseum for everyone to sit down and do trials oh my God and this item price what what are you talking

About I’m gonna try and make it um facts invasions of the crime of the generation of the years fluffy fluffy stop being drunk for one second I’m not drunk enough to sober up for a minute oh my God fluffy you and Travis are [ __ ] nuts Travis did nothing he built

The idea I’ve done all this how are y’all down there you got a nice beer jail well thank you I’m actually gonna [ __ ] trim it soon I’m just I’m just hiding from Fluffy at this point somebody’s with me you’re fine oh where’s your house he would like to

Steal it oh my God is it the wooden box on top of the hill no Who’s down here no no one stole your pickaxe I don’t know what you’re talking about David is this the house I can’t [ __ ] speak God damn it make my house into a courthouse him hidden

Who has the unfinished on the way to get out Zane literally had an Ender Pro in his hand you didn’t catch that Geo what that was that was an end that was an Eye of Ender oh iron are you sure about that this is what I deal with on a daily basis here

Lucky you enjoy [ __ ] work don’t be girls you want to follow me I am trying not really diamonds myself but I surprisingly hello what is this mine let’s not go in there okay that’s a good bow I actually like that must be nice to be getting good [ __ ] Geo yeah

Why the hell is your house instead of being constantly murdered four hours no don’t I’m trying to find it on my own it took me four hours to get diamonds in this mine before it took you how many hours four hours I remember going to California I’m just going mining

But if you want to explore you can explore this mine whenever you want your mind in one word yelling yes one question why why the uh bottom of your guys’s ladder was full of dirt and gravel hang on why David I need to finish my drink I wonder how I

Wonder why yeah it’s today there’s just another name I get to them I found someone but how the [ __ ] do I get to them you don’t I’m trying my best impossible B thanks for making crafting that New Horizon possible well it’s it’s no problem oh yeah I sorry order I just saw your

Message hello order you ran away from me what the [ __ ] hello hey order how are you um hello I’m all right I I just kind of worked okay well I know I am sorry I’m literally in uh yeah this is my house yeah I’m stealing some your food

I didn’t need to say I am and I farted I just um I I just used their form yes Ivory planted dude why you have to switch the hole in redstone where is the food the eat colon Redstone do you not know this oh my God I found an emerald the most

Useless gem in this version like myself [ __ ] God anyway my mom was yelling at me for not defending myself apparently she witnessed me and my sibling being bullied and shields that you for not defending yourself what what makes sense [ __ ] I need to serve the bathroom what happened

Apparently someone got bullied and their parent yelled at them for not defending themselves exactly what order I’m gonna send you the IP yeah you got to play with my friend again it’s version 1.8 off to find whatever the [ __ ] I will let you know if I get lost and I be felt

Again she yelled at you guys for not standing up for for yourselves what the [ __ ] fluffy if you have you set your spawn 1.8 okay yeah it’s a 1.8 no it’s just a 1.8 David you could [ __ ] right off there it’s yeah it’s just 1.8 narnr over here

Decided to have uh the server in 1.8 instead of phone upgrade version on me blame it on [ __ ] Travis he’s the one that came up with the idea Geo got good you guys don’t even have like hey the [ __ ] off I just used what do you

Mean the [ __ ] up what did I do you’re playing you’ve killed me more because I’m not the stable condition I expect you to just deal with it you know so I’m doing interior decorating it’s like you’re cold okay what happened order what’d you say I said someone’s doing interior

Decorating AKA lighting someone’s house on fire no we can’t really like this my mom explained that it was because they were kids bruh it doesn’t matter what it doesn’t matter what [ __ ] age bullying is bullying leave the children David what are you doing uh David what the [ __ ] he’s planning on

Killing me please help me are you serious yes I need help getting back home I need help getting back home please please hurry hurry hurry I’m running for my life and I don’t want to lose the [ __ ] I got oh my God okay you are more dangerous than [ __ ]

Out there put me back the answer is literally there where is it you are right in front of a [ __ ] mob spawner what the [ __ ] do you mean hey what I’m talking about a screaming family simulator my mother yelling I’m the child that just kind of left me to my own devices

Which way did you go guys the orifice I just went straight ahead guys because I killed his parents God damn why am I an awesome now I’m just down in my own mind just minding my own business hey I was going to make a joke but it was too inappropriate

Don’t [ __ ] do it I promise Me do it Did you do proper English please my iron wait a minute I was just told that if I got bullied and the teachers did nothing the second time I told them that I was allowed to punch my bully ing point that is very [ __ ] valid I need to iron more than you do

So I just like get out of my mind if you’ve gone out of my way I wouldn’t be hitting you would I I need to iron more than you do no you don’t hey I have a stone pick um no I’m still in the [ __ ] tunnels you [ __ ] [ __ ] built but I

Don’t how do I get out just tell me that I’m outside I think Alex was done for you killing me to get my iron so like your order where are you I have parent privileges I’m literally at my you think I care I’m at the spot I have a parent yeah

I’m on this island I don’t know teleport order to me you son of a [ __ ] why through the water why would you teleport him back to me do you realize what’s going to happen where’s our I’m gonna give him his things back there you go there you go they’re going down the

Water stream I would recommend following the water streaming to find jobs Jesus Christ hello more iron whoa [ __ ] oh [ __ ] do you want torches or something no Robin this is I’m robbing it oh what the [ __ ] okay what happened bro he verified himself uh in the server

But apparently it didn’t give him the roll yeah the server has been glitching like that for a while now yeah I I I I put I I I put it so I I don’t know why all right for a while now [ __ ] weird good job villains why why do you guys

Have so many F effing cows because why not because of moo moo go milky oh my God I’m gonna have to ask you never say that ever again I will agree with that touch that and then you missed some iron okay your point my voice

I was just trying to get over to you you’re as blind as me Mommy hello oh my God you guys just need a building of arena for you guys to resolve your issues uh well uh order um there’s iron armor in here I was not given iron armor

I was given a single piece let’s give it a single piece I I was given literally I gave you things you’re on my side where is you okay okay who are the people that need armor I’m fine I’m in this hole by the way David I left I left the hole

I’m gone okay what do you want well I don’t know my way out of here so that’s why catch up okay there we go now it’s better I’m on my way back to the base I’ve arrived I know in our series there’s no we should honestly build in a

[ __ ] a [ __ ] Arena now we should build an arena let’s build an arena oh my God you know what we should do it what we should set up a betting system so you can like bet on who you think’s gonna win and then there’s Hoppers underneath it whoa so it picks

Up all of the drop down and you get the dropped items if you want order are you okay I’m back I’m here to destroy you where the [ __ ] did you all go oh my booty hole I’m back okay damn it fluffy Travis dude yeah because I miss my husband well

Imagine not being married in Minecraft no no no no no [Laughter] thank you what’s happening I don’t know and I am glad I’m not a part of it okay oh baby zombies heavy zombies no no [ __ ] I’m in my body if Travis if Travis and and fluffy did

The wedding we so should I so should we no everyone came off why is there a chess here hey uh whoa hello hello it’s me Markiplier oh God why are you in the nether what’s up dude I’m not going to explain to me what’s up with the portal um

If you can find me I’ll give you food I’m on my way uh who said that I thought that would be funny that that sounds like a euphemism I don’t even know I Blame You Geo imagine we always blame you You know what [ __ ] it let’s do it yay wedding please there’s no bread please turn off the wind please please turn off the rain oh it’s blinding hey do you want me to be the pasture you were literally wearing a [ __ ] girl skin before yes you can be the flower child

I’m going to use snowballs because that’s all I have and I don’t even have any food I’m about yay I will be right back [Applause] shut up go away I will be right back okay oh how could my cat open the chest he’s hitting me I’m gay so I’m not allowed at weddings

Sam ‘s hello why are you destroying the windows y’all what leave y’all a bad kid my hands have been boiled thank you oiled again thank you her plans have been foiled oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Gia what hi hello don’t hate me I’m fragile [Applause] um mother [ __ ] mother no you tried

Get your stuff get your stuff I’m getting hit by an invisible [ __ ] I shall have vengeance I’ll be right back that wasn’t a fair fight he was invisible your things just went off the cliff no no order I was on top of the building um your help Geo um

All of his things went off the edge of the cliff but we’re a good work saying good work good work I killed him in mid-ap killed my mother and that’s what happens what I was trying to do honestly I’m not sure um Fluffy’s lost their armor and I don’t

Know how safe that is you’re alone while he’s working uh lucky um we should honestly put her stuff in the chest before it actually despawns yeah let’s actually do that I’m surprised Jose what the [ __ ] happened what the [ __ ] was that if I remember what my stuff was and what

I argued to impression okay hang on hang on if I’m going to be the flower person like I need to not be wearing iron armor can I steal some of Alex’s baked potatoes yes you can some but make sure you leave me some okay okay what are you doing

I killed her so she could don’t worry about it oh yeah I Avenged My Mother by slaughtering the person who killed her right after I am so proud of you who who’s at the bottom of the cliff okay which which aisle do I walk down yes

Would you like me to split myself into one thing I hate about one point yeah the [ __ ] water is so slow oh no my trust no coffee please find this way possible shut up I no longer feel safe get out of the chest well I don’t know your things

You’ll still spread out across the cliff mate what do you mean I feel unsafe I do yeah I do remember there’s a reason I’m doing this again I do I feel unsafe with this wedding yeah I I do remember back in 1.8 like the when you [ __ ] die your items just burst

Everywhere yeah I know that yeah that did happen and they’re across the entire Cliff now this is a proud moment so if I do this give me a sec I’m going to set up something like I love it we’re just like organizing an entire wedding while Alex is offline

What are you doing Spruce leaves where are the SE are awesome they don’t look like oh please well lucky here’s the [ __ ] leaves here’s what’s all the leaves that I got these are oak leaves um kindly give me some time I just found a skin to use oh my God

What she was doing when you mean I would change my skin but I can’t draw that fast she’s pulling a floor oh I have a skin I can use but I know it’s like really it’s like a really inappropriate reference so I’m gonna not however I’m gonna find another skin oh

Go to creative and give you I’m not coming into the I’m not gonna use the really inappropriate skin because I’m a leather what is the reference that I shouldn’t get I know you took me stairs away from me okay well I’m trying to decide what Skinner wait who’s picked up my stuff

Oh thank you [ __ ] hell I scared the [ __ ] out of me creative mode you [ __ ] oh I’m gonna come in a suit I’m gonna come in a suit for that I demand golden apples as compensation what the [ __ ] excuse me you murdered my mother I murdered you back

No not you Geo just hit me for no reason that was an accident like three of my hearts I demand compensation I’m here for the wedding the least you can do is give me compensation I’m back in survival I’m back in Boston at least the least

You can do is give me compensation you just hit me for no reason I can’t believe you’ve done this I’m I’m in survival so hit me back oh you want you want to see without hitting without compensation oh no that doesn’t work I am ready for the the ceremony I am also ready the flower kid oh my God fluffy somebody’s like I don’t have any flowers fluffy somebody’s like roasting the hell out of you uh why is this a prettier wedding than the last one there was the tree the sun’s going down pack in pack

I changed are we cracking bastard I changed my skin yeah a wedding at night is not a wedding oh my God a wedding is no place for the Irish [Applause] [ __ ] um I didn’t have any belongings anyway you [ __ ] [ __ ] decided to block you okay yes yes

Why was I I tried to like run inside the house because it is night time but no the door was blocked and that’s where you’re at I can’t see you can’t believe me Alex is literally in the building you’re making this sound like a cult indoctrination can someone make it happening

Okay even though this is not a real wedding why the [ __ ] am I gonna cry oh good God don’t be excited today there you go hold on a minute I gotta [ __ ] fit this then hold on okay Jill you’re a lucky man I’m surprised is not going to be used anymore Fluffy’s

The priest we bow to fluffy yes and also Imagine okay Alex I’m gonna ask you to officiate whatever wedding that may happen What is with the Shader pack I’m gonna send this in a [ __ ] uh the [ __ ] q a guy again hello oh God now let’s quit the game now let’s quit the game God damn it no hold on I’ll say no don’t twerk the game just don’t look at me that’s fresh

How low are you huh how low were you can you stop it okay you’re happy Minecraft oh God damn it you need to sit down and take your armor off no one is this wedding everyone go sit down wearing armor or wielding weapons at this wedding okay

What happens if someone was doing both steroids in the audience in the audience where are you guys I heard there was a marriage going on and I’m here hello my husband is here hello I’m with this guy yes come on you I need white flowers there is invisible

I’m not God damn it okay I’m invisible to you for you you know it is about the Stars we don’t need armor or weapons at this wedding take them off a cannon official isn’t it bad luck to see the bride before the wedding not Minecraft no

Tell me when I should stop throwing them wait for um saying to sit down and then we just started I’m waiting for [ __ ] Travis to join I’m waiting for people to I’m oh I’ve already okay because that’s all you’re getting no excuse me foreign Here Comes the Bride Here Comes the Bride

Today with your enchantment system this is the most this is the most impulsive thing I’ve ever seen in Miami flowers going everywhere guys a literal Christmas David sit the [ __ ] down sit down even my own rules [ __ ] you okay hang on right okay you know what you know what

Because this wedding is not going to plan no one’s listening [Laughter] [ __ ] the island this is your fault don’t blame me on the server I’m hunting your ass down and I’m [ __ ] killing you why okay [ __ ] Hello so are we ready to [ __ ] start now we’re headed here today come on not a pastor is this where he literally just [ __ ] sounded like the devil well the pastor is Irish of your life yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] hell so I can just shoot one of the unions we’re gathered here today [Applause] [Applause] Sebastian chief s died at the wedding I love how I love how lucky oh that was me oh that was me that was me my [ __ ] this wedding was the true background story for the song Death of a bachelor when well Ethan you’re missing it we’re

Having a wedding we spend an entire day doing this wait what what the hell we’re having a wedding look into this stream look at you what the bottom Ethan what are you saying I said I object because Geo’s a bottom [ __ ] and he doesn’t deserve a wedding

Ballad say you’re not in the street say you’re not in the [ __ ] server so it doesn’t count what you need to do is because I’m less strict than you back up a little bit I know I’m more strict back up Give me a minute oh my God anyone who wishes for me to have the bow say I crack it [ __ ] thank you thank you and see Alex is no I’m not doing this table [ __ ] I’m okay I’m sorry I was trying to make it look you have to go to the chapel yeah

It’s already nighttime listen I will search around for a [ __ ] monitor for this PC I just got don’t test me I’ll come in there and crash that wedding can I have to go yeah I will be the enforcer Travis I made fluffy a skin specifically for you so

You better get I will enforce the rules of this wedding who the [ __ ] is this remember that remember the first wedding Travis put it oh oh you’re on the hill that you get that you and Zane you’re still on me and him just kept attacking it yeah right away okay we’re starting the

Wedding up from the top oh my gosh [Applause] over here I’m on my way up [ __ ] off I am no longer child I am now the God damn enforcer and I swear to God Wedding Planner yeah seriously yeah this is why you want none of us at a wedding

Especially me because I’m a drunk if this happens literally everyone in this call is going to be invited to the actual wedding no yes physically possible I will wear an entire [ __ ] suit of armor to your wedding isn’t it rude to like upstage now the bride is asking me to do it so

The cliff yeah I’m about to shoot the pastor someone just look someone just teleports I’m an American it’s in my nature oh my God please don’t remind me of my childhood oh So um Travis to take a seat and then we’ll have the official wedding song Give lucky the boat yep today okay are we [ __ ] ready are we [ __ ] ready no I need to get naked first I need to heal yeah Travis is but I don’t know

Where the [ __ ] lucky went I need to heal I got jumped around yo Lucky’s on the roof staring down at me let me know give me the arrows give me the hours sit down you Dopey bastards I’m sorry now he’s attacking me see here’s the thing I’m in the good graces

All right yeah I think all of us are ready yeah so here comes okay I’m ready [ __ ] off okay I like how we don’t have confetti so we’re just using potatoes and weeds yeah cleaning up after the environment wait why are we having a wedding on Christmas first off well because if

They’re cute because they’re [ __ ] [ __ ] so happy I can’t say that on stream I can’t say that on streaming does it look like I care yeah it doesn’t look like we care I just woke up and I chose violence more violence so shut the [ __ ] up for a minute wonderful Merry Christmas

Hey hey now this is a true Christmas tree marriage wait I don’t have a diamond I don’t have a diamond Let Me Love You look it’s snowing it wasn’t a pineapple under the sea right there we got it so everywhere I was sat down hey happy birthday these holy matrimony will get together

Speak now forever hold your word Alex I am Jack Geo not in the game so it doesn’t count you [ __ ] yes it does I’m I’m in your little head on stream I’m in he’s so cute they got out of the seat I can unmute myself you [ __ ]

Your enforcer seems to take the liking of uh animal abuse and as you can see I am I am indeed a bird person so therefore yeah David he tried to attack me and I consider that child abuse I’ve tried to attack everyone here child abuse okay I’m a child I’m all for child abuse the last thing that come out of my mouth before I die is I love child abuse that’s amazing and this is why I’ll be

Wearing armor to Geo’s wedding I just wanted my revenge that’s all I wanted you know here’s the thing you know I was only punching him everyone else was actually out for blood kill Geo I’ll give you the insurance money no no no you get that government pension get him

Damn it they stole it they stole the tires give me my diamonds back you [ __ ] where is my heart yo that is actually a lot of [ __ ] stuff most of your stuff I got most of your stuff come back ulcer I don’t want to hear you [ __ ] and

Complain I was only punching a child and they killed me he stole the diamond sword hey guess what else don’t worry I got the command here okay no questions who’s the one that launched my ass off the [ __ ] cliff me good night give you a boat this wedding is canceled

He’s ain’t [ __ ] left and I didn’t even realize it he just left dude why is there a bunny over here because one point it was the version bunnies came into play really yeah yeah one is this looks dead well well firstly all my [ __ ] items are gone so that’s great I’ll start yeah

Bottom of the ocean you fooled you shouldn’t have killed me hello All-Stars uh your iron sword I need to go up oh no I got all your [ __ ] order the boat would have been me so you could go up waterfalls you realize I beat I’m on the way so

I don’t I don’t feel like going deep sea diving to find my helmet in Boots is it actually all the way down there lucky I got someone teleport me back please I don’t like this he’s on the island order oh he’s a spawn orders on trial why come to my house diamond sword

Thank you um diamond swords probably at the bottom of the [ __ ] game crackhead stop running lost okay all of my potatoes yo Geo I have your other stuff all right Josh I had 50 cooked potatoes that’s mine yeah I am humbly stealing all of the baked potatoes

Oh my God give me my [ __ ] baked potatoes back oh here I Miss yeah why’d the Defiance help me and thus I have decided that oh yeah I’ll compensate I don’t even have boots your boots I don’t have I don’t know where they are sure

It’s right here I have it I have it yeah I’m now gonna be on trial put them on trial yes wedding can I have my sword back by the way is this all my stuff yeah all of it’s in the chest did Alex real quick the two stats of

Diamonds are gone real quick so I witnessed the redneck wedding I saw death I felt death um so now someone is going on trial the same day not minutes after a wedding yes this sounds like California what he did I love how I love how I love how death

Isn’t I love how death isn’t the reason because I stole the sword and then I got killed by God also child abuse I I took the iron sword from the chest because I gave my iron sword to Alex and they didn’t give back so I needed oh sorry where are my potatoes

Where are my potatoes where are they why why are you let me commit a hate crime those were my potatoes I just gave you some where am I I had my God it’s [ __ ] two sets of diamonds that I got [ __ ] it from [ __ ] uh the fortune three pick ass is gone

Yeah someone picked that up who tore down the tree dang got it whoever whoever whoever picked that up should go on trial not me I just picked up a sword I know it wasn’t me but right here bro oh no oh no I got oh no I got him back

In creative mode it was I know it wasn’t me because I died on the other side of the mountain well now someone has just like three stacks of Dimes in here I have no diamonds Alex check the chest for me like inventory there’s a stack of diamonds in the chest why is it

Zayn what were you saying someone just a magic trick it wasn’t my fault who are we putting on trial I have night vision on so I’m gonna see if if any of us actually lost our stuff you’ve inventory to Beyond Travis said no for keep inventory you can do f3b for hitboxes

Hey Geo by the way can I design the execution hey are you thank you for the advice Dr Davis yay I need redstone yeah but hitboxes make it easier to find items I need directions while after a wedding someone’s like an episode of Game of Thrones I’m here to make execution

Oh my God oh my gosh Travis why not before the judges did right I need yeah I’ll stand behind the Joe just fine I need a redstone so I can smell the judge it’s not like a camera what I’ve been put in charge of the execution

Letters yeah I I originally came on here to object to the marriage but then I just saw a bunch of children and animal and I had to beat them I still need to be here she still doesn’t hit me I don’t think yeah I got my hitgram against Alex so I

Just need to do there was one of them where the [ __ ] was it you [ __ ] fluffy yeah found guilty yeah all the all the Redstone is yours no like I need access to everything who the [ __ ] shot me with a bow Jasper yes oh seriously I had like 30 35

Redstone don’t worry I’m gonna give it to you through creative [ __ ] hey you guys decided to do this not me is I need to take it in here and I need to create the execution in this building this building will become the execution house all right I’m gonna get talk to

Y’all later I’m extremely proud of you so the place where people get executed and the place where the bride Gets Ready are the same yes I guess so yeah it gives you a little bit of an aesthetic if you get some blood in your wedding dress it looks nice um yeah I

Can’t yeah I can’t seem to find wait I mean I mean I mean why why else would they call it a red wedding okay I need first of all I need food do I need to put on the red dress this time I will look right now we need a red dress for

The execution bet I will be right back Alex hi okay geo geo geo but yeah uh about the other diamond yeah that Diamond’s gone so I need equipment to close off the roof set up the execution Chambers either that or you actually need like resources to build an execution house off my own

Just just Move a little bit I need food here’s the execution I will find the resources to build an execution house but I need food what the [ __ ] okay perfect I found one okay Okay I’m going back to the base so I can find the equipment I got my diamonds everything’s good so no wait I’m just here man that’s what what’s this about an execution I’m making an execution house I’m just hey I just punched who is this person that’s

David and that Bose some is stuck oh there it is okay okay you can’t shoot me you don’t have the AIM but I have the balls to try go ahead is cheating he still didn’t beat me a bunch of vas save it now yelling at each other

Welcome back to another episode of mom come pick me up simulator I swear to God if I’m the mom help me God I’m I’m stuck on the island I’ve been stuck on the island every [ __ ] hello everyone welcome to another episode okay okay I was ready I am not losing my goddamn resources

Because some [ __ ] decided to kill me lucky to see if it’s [ __ ] items are lost that’s what she said I’m back okay [ __ ] it oh my God I am in a literal red dress Zayn can vouch for me yes I can oh my God

Is it bad that I left is it bad that I like the red dress more than the white dress okay okay you do look like you’re good you’re about to head like a school dance Geo I’m stuck in a hole I Need a Man flying in the sky yes

I want the whole diamond armor okay bruh it’s time that kills herself we basically beat the game so we can do whatever the hell we want okay okay because we still have to [ __ ] go to the end yeah I was about to say yeah no such thing until we beat the dragon

Keep inventory still on right now okay good just just making sure I’m getting bullied okay oh my God David kill David you killed me I’m gonna you killed me so many times before that I’ve heard about this fair play I don’t turn about is fair play I’ve got ideas I’m a

Happy position you’ve got ideas oh yeah and by the way I’m on spawn Island haha you really need to figure out this spawn point business you really need to just do slash like sets hey Geo like to be teleported yeah hold on I’m gonna I’m gonna [ __ ]

Try about the [ __ ] sex bomb Point California I like to be teleported set World spawn like intentional stream Watchers I apologize for the black screen place it’s that world spawn it’s all together there we go where’s the diamond boy I wanna I wanna stab the diamond boy which Diamond boy there’s two people

Wearing diamonds pillow diving board I’m here in this building what the [ __ ] I suck you’re not supposed to be on top of it I win a lot sorry I thought [ __ ] we have to fluffy killed me when I first joined so I kill him once and then everyone’s pissed because

I Dare You fluffy I Dare You fluffy you for another reason you would text me first Alex Stern about Fair playground screw you while I’m building an execution house so we can put people on trial how what the hell I have iron armor this is not a fair fight

Please don’t I have like three hearts oh you you ain’t you order yourself you’re supposed to be my friend long lived okay we’re getting jumped foreign [Laughter] are you telling that to David or yeah I said David you fool dude he’ll enjoy that I know he would I couldn’t give a [ __ ]

If you did [Applause] teleport me back I’ve got ideas people um Minecraft sounds like a good idea it really does yes no King in the hill Minecraft edition I mean we could play that we could right now let’s play right now Alex I don’t think you realize that axes do

Less damage in this version oh yeah they really do they really do I found that out the hard way you know what you know what let’s actually [ __ ] do it let’s play King of the Hill right [ __ ] now I’m building yes hey where are we doing this on what

Are we doing this on we were supposed to presents months ago you don’t there’s so many present months ago and nothing I’m literally building the execution Chambers as we speak I don’t think we’re doing that anymore yeah no why you can use it in the future uh [ __ ] you stole my crafting table

I did no such thing I don’t believe you David first I have someone stole my soul I have one more thing [Applause] I said I had the king of the ladder map let’s go I would have sticks I had everything we all stole it from me what version is it for it again

I’m trying to I’m trying to look over here who’s next who’s next hey order you’re supposed to be my friend why are you bullying me because I’m your friend owie into a wedding has now turned into King of the Hill what turned into a wedding turned into mass murder turned into execution turned

Into King of the Hill of course that is that is when we’ll decide who the [ __ ] we’ll be [ __ ] having the death penalty in the survival thing and that is a lose okay my kids is why I don’t play Minecraft are we doing it in a separate world or what are we doing

Hold on hold on guys hold on hold on no I think my joke was Superior I think I have the best joke just there okay let’s get this started who where are we going don’t change your version still 1.8 I guess since we already have it on there

Yeah I just have to upload it to the president I’m switching skin I’m switching these days as well yeah it is yeah it is it is I’m switching to my Gladiator skin it’s an old one yeah ultimate my old one I’m joining my arms I’m joining my archery skin

I’m gonna go play mod in Minecraft yes send send the details over I’m gonna do it in Q a instead chat okay I’m sorry I’m kicking you out of the game so nothing can bother you I already left you’re winning the game I mean no I kicked him out

Well I did I left on my own oh I didn’t realize that the [ __ ] [ __ ] why is it just doing it like that all right it should be on oh my God [ __ ] villain said I’m now trying to place your best well if he’s taking bets I have a bet what’s the bet

Uh if it’s King of the Hill then I think Geo’s gonna lose because he’s a bottom ah um is anyone else in the game I can’t get it who else um Geo what is his skin Oh no I spelled it wrong what Alex is dead I spelled it wrong

What’s the server like what are we doing this here it is it’s in IQ in it whoa I am flying hello dude hey what the hell no you [ __ ] Tinker I’m gonna break up oh there you are hey it’s DanTDM I don’t give a [ __ ] about DanTDM

That has been placed bruh nobody has made a bet no I’m getting cold it can even mold by a 16 year old get over yourself I’m on the [ __ ] bed playing Minecraft [ __ ] [ __ ] off I have a disadvantage in all of you I’m on a [ __ ] mattress

Playing this [ __ ] imagine I have no table my table I can’t see Alex I can’t see Alex are we all ready wait wait he’s gonna have to [ __ ] change let’s go what did I return to what did I come back to me seven doors the point the plane is up there sale at

[ __ ] [ __ ] up don’t hit me with the [ __ ] fish I don’t know hold on a minute God damn it okay boogie okay bye somebody I know I’m getting bullied me I’m stuck [ __ ] up [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn yeah I’m a God YouTube Alex team please What you [ __ ] okay oh wait did I just actually hit him you said no to do this Geo you can [ __ ] right off oh have to unmute because my mom called I’m in your walls bro I’m in your walls I’m in your balls I’m in your walls I’m in your

Balls I’m in here I’m back can someone please give me the the IP it’s still one so so David you said that that I’m gonna lose while I’m on top right now oh my God’s in your walls Geo’s in your balls I want to play

I don’t want to play q a yeah check there no well thank you thank you oh I’m already playing so you gotta wait for the next round you [ __ ] Hold on I’m gonna get my tamales I’ll be right back so I’m gonna be ending the stream after like one or two rounds because we’re actually about to leave soon okay hold on you’re dead Okay for a minute nobody shoot me you you did the

Reason I have to get you with that Jesus Christ foreign die no please I want to heal my dish die no [ __ ] you got me [ __ ] Twitter no no no I’m gonna murder you we all went with you oh God he’s following me okay and that’s why we’re going to just start okay

Stop shall we stop hey girl so this will be my last round hey Geo [ __ ] you guys I’m aiming from you from the top hello I’m Daniel welcome to the stream we haven’t seen you Daniel well hello you came at the last round bud but welcome huh hit your window oh God

Fluffy you [ __ ] [ __ ] off you Irish bastard me yesterday ow I’m in your balls lucky [ __ ] off [Laughter] I [ __ ] up my bow good [ __ ] you [ __ ] no I’m [ __ ] with each other because he’s not there we can because we care no no [ __ ] you oh wow look at me I’m so good

[ __ ] Call Duty right get out of here with your [ __ ] [ __ ] boy ass I hit it with an hour [ __ ] up this is a good way to spend the Christmas holiday screaming at home yeah Ashley no no Irish bastard [ __ ] out of here wait did all the Geo fall yes I’m this I’m the best is me Zane bye Yo no no no no no no no no get off you [ __ ] yes I have killed someone oh you [ __ ] hoe you how you how you how I’m better at PVP than you do I’m better at PVP than you I am better at PVP than you is that true

That is true you can’t even hit me with a bow yeah how does it feel oh [ __ ] off I can’t hit no one let me hit the people down below please I’m slowly falling no comments a lot more than usual I don’t know if that’s a good

Thing or not so we gotta so the time’s about to run out so somebody’s gonna be [ __ ] oh wait no no no no that’s not that’s not time for the round that’s time for like until like [ __ ] you hey Alex that’s my time until everyone gets a power up

Or maybe it’s a bad thing I what did you do she’s out of here screaming murder Jesus laughing [ __ ] off and what are you here for your asses yeah yeah get Geo get Geo hun you should come down I’m already losing my [ __ ] voice [ __ ] you [ __ ] this is the most pain

Oh [ __ ] guess what starve what kind of power-up is Stars [ __ ] who shot me I swear to God you’re going out oh I said Lucky’s up there yeah I’ve been up here for a while hey everyone yeah let me get up there then [ __ ] Geo valid understandable thank you all right

Truth truth truth Ethan I’m about to [ __ ] slap you in the next [ __ ] Century if you don’t shut the [ __ ] up truth that’s fine get them good yeah you [ __ ] please oh God Zane’s pissed this one unfair you deserve it [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you mean [ __ ] because um

I’m in your walls I’m in your walls I’m in your walls yeah I’m I’m gonna head off guys Merry Christmas celebrate Christmas just raging at everybody [Applause] to spend your Christmas holiday