Goku’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure!

I started a Minecraft SMP wait a minute this this isn’t Roblox hey it’s me Goku do you like Minecraft do you like Dragon Ball do you like seeing this fire Goku did you pay for the the monthly subscription this godamn idiot it’s time for a death battle I can’t believe every single one

Of them hit you in the dick we’re going to rebuild the Saiyan race one slime time fire [ __ ] God damn it again Shadow killed a llama I did not K we better get out of here that giant bugman is going to kill us off that roof right

Now then you’ve come to the right channel join me and my friends for weekly Minecraft videos and it all starts with this one buckle up my sayans hey it’s me Goku look everyone’s on Minecraft look it’s it’s like sh and Frieza and my mom and Vegeta and master

Roshi who just died for some reason has gotten worse how’s it going hello everyone everyone shut up what do you mean the hell there’s so many of us maybe we should establish not talking over each other all the time that that’s going to be a lot harder than anything

Oh yeah I know it is wait a minute this this isn’t Roblox wait wait Vegeta you this was Roblox yeah this isn’t this doesn’t look like Roblox well I understand the confusion I mean we’re all square people I know we look like Roblox characters we look like ripoff of

Roblox characters but we’re differently different oh absolutely right so we spawned in a snow biome let’s go do whatever we need to do uh let’s go get some supplies definitely find some snowball so we can do a snowball fight oh absolutely how do you do that I know

How you get oh sorry Vegeta kill that guy kill this guy kill thisy why there a tra why is there a traitor in the middle of the um ice wait I killed K him oh my God I got I got gold armor let’s go put it veget damn that was my armor you’re

The prince you should take the gold armor oh [ __ ] I how do I hold on I need to take that off I’m sorry I didn’t mean to wear your crown yeah there you go you’re you’re the prince you get the gold stuff you’re pimped down Roy I’m

I’m so pretty roshi why are you shall where are you fighting what’s the beat roshi started it first he took my LSD your what I don’t even know what an LSD is what is it a yeah yeah yeah baby why did he take your lightsaber dildo Vegeta let’s talk about this Vegeta Vegeta

Vegeta let’s talk about this Vegeta Vegeta no no come here come here veg here Vegeta about this Vegeta come here I love you Vegeta Vegeta do it What’s happen me in my bum I’m going to go exploring and go get some some stuff I think I see a forest in the distance

Goku help me Vegeta’s trying to kill me help uh I don’t know what you want me to do about it Vegeta please yes no no come here no no no Vegeta Vegeta I just want to have a conversation Goku help I just want to have a conversation I just want

To have a conversation Goku help help oh no [Laughter] roosi oh wait I found a village I found a village yes a village Village it’s Resident Evil 8 Village what where’d you go Frieza I don’t know I’m going I’m looking where I think you guys are okay

Um do you see a village no okay I’m going to come back for you uh you guys stay there I’ll go get oh wait there you go come back come back I see you okay over here I see you monkey yeah come over here I don’t have any food so I

Can’t Sprint so you’re going to probably overtake me has anyone found any uh like trees or anything or any supplies no we’ve been no we’ve been staying in the village you realize that we left an area that is completely filled with trees uh

Is it though I have a sword and I have a pickaxe I actually had I was able I was I actually had iron as well and you didn’t share with the class yeah what the hell frie come on the distance that with roshi was running and fighting it

Frieza typical frez come on Frieza you didn’t think to tell any of us take a snowball roshi ow I didn’t know where you at I thought you knew I didn’t know you needed trees well of course we do we need tools and [ __ ] G why are you

Finding the Iron Golem why are you find the Iron Golem it’s called a speedrun what did Steven do to you what what stop attacking Steven why are you attacking Steven k no Steven stop attacking Steven stop attacking stop you monster Jina you monster what did Steven do to

You no no no what did St do you Mom what have you done you you you hurt St we’re forced to kill Steven Ro stop hitting Steven what are you doing nice to meet you no not St what have you done DN it not Sten it was either it was either it

Was either him or us yeah that’s true it was he was protecting us but but he was protecting Ed everybody damnn is that what you call protecting when he’s attacking guina right there gu gu provoked him first she attacked first it’s called speed running speed stop your speed running guys that’s Goku’s

Mom you got to make her cry stop wait what oh yeah oh yeah did you forget that she was your mother no I just I was just confused oh yeah that’s right is my mother right yeah I was focused on something how CU you in 5 minutes no I didn’t forget I was

Focused on something I was confused what you were talking about initially I know you’re an idiot but you you forgot about her come on Vegeta now she will cry no don’t do it Mom I’m crying no I’m sorry y yep there she goes see what you’ve done Vegeta you’ve

Upset her now what the hell did I do you breathed I I you know what shut up I won’t breathe then are you okay Vegeta I won’t breathe then no no no no Vegeta breathe breathe breathe breathe you are a silly sausage Vegeta stop not breathing I started turning

Blue and I’m not talking about Super Saiyan oh no I’m sorry hold on a second why are you taking down The Village’s house monkey because we need their resources yeah they’re not wood trees down the mile we need the wood Frieza okay you know what everyone follow me I

Know an area filled with trees we’re going to go there okay everyone everyone follow the lizards lizards where did my accent go I’m on my accent did you did you just make a British accent I I might have done that yet you know what I think

I’m rubbing off on you with my accent yes that’s what it was definitely that nothing else yeah get him get him get the lizard boy yeah get TR Frieza what you doing with the polar bear I don’t know why it hates me no it doesn’t hate you Frieza

It’s just Mating Season cook him cook him eat him we need the meat kill the polar bear kill the polar bear we need the meat we need the meat kill him there we go he dropped two fish mom took F three raw yeah three they’re raw why did

You eat the raw fish you could have cooked that I had a furn you can I have one can I have one can I have one at least one that’s just walk I’m sorry Vegeta all right well okay where did the lizard go you need to show us where the

Uh he’s in that house what’s he doing in the house listen I have 1 and A2 health I ran away I came in here to run from the polar bear oh you’re fine you’re Fine’s gone don’t worry Frieza I oh sorry no I got you on a leash I’m trying

To put you on a leash guys I found another Village oh we found another Village he found another Village let’s go roshi yay more food yeah look at that guys all by myself I found a village where are you guys finding all these Villages oh hey Vegeta guess what what you

M I’m sorry I’ll set you on fire I’ll you on fire come here come here leave me alone I burn your toes no oh see the village Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta veg veg V what watch what do you want here you go best buddy I got

You your favorite stuff oh there you go Vegeta we’re we’re best buddies now yeah I’m going to [ __ ] kill you Vegeta where are you Goku where are you I’m I’m just kiding some uh random resources Vegeta Vegeta come here which direction are you in oh you’re over there I’m

Coming see all those trees over there guys um that is a oh my God those are some big trees Big Trees yeah look at that okay everyone so if you want to know where some trees are uh the the the second village we found uh if you go to

The right of it as you’re going if as you’re looking down the hill approximately that way look to the right and then that’s where the trees are wait hold on hold hold on hold on who is we who is we I over there I found the the

Like this it’s over there oh oh yeah roshi found it sorry I found the town look at me kangaro yeah you just lift your hand and you over there how’d you do that you don’t know how to do that no I don’t know how to do that how do you

Do that it’s simple you just look in the direction and you raise your arm and then you boom over I don’t know how to raise my arm how do I you hold B hold B hold B that’s close enough you can just do that it’s close you see an emote that

Says over there be and it says over there oh it’s over there Vegeta it’s over there I’m going to fight you I’m going to fight you you ready how are you doing that oh oh you’re beating me up stop it yeah yeah okay we got a lot of

Wood already that’s pretty good the Sayan doing the manual labor is what I like to see yep yep all the sayans you know us yay manual labor that’s what I’m saying Vegeta that’s what I’m saying oh am I saying that’s what I’m saying wait a second where’s Gina Gina get the over

Here I’m coming foul language there’s always foul language when it comes to frza what’s in your hand it’s got a lantern you have a lantern in your hand what are you doing roshi why are you walking towards me all slow and dramatically fire I’m about to die I’m about to die

You’re going to kill me a oh my God I’m [Applause] no that’s what you get Roi I don’t know what you did but that’s what you get he was walking towards me ically like he was about to hit me and I sit him on fire I just I needed an excuse I needed

An EXC I needed an excuse Vegeta oo oh I’m about to wreck your [ __ ] old man was that Vegeta just that was Vegeta you you killed me you kill your [ __ ] I’m about you killed me you burned me alive I’m about to I’m about to hit you so hard

You’re going to relive Dragon Ball oh damn you going to send him back in time for a single knock I’m going to knock you back to your Jackie CH days Vegeta you got what you deserved you were walking towards me like you were about to hit me you killed me you actually

Killed me yeah you were about to kill me no actually no actually he burned you to death difference he still killed me there there is no difference there is a difference he burned you there is not he burned you all right all right okay then

Okay then he he if he killed bled to death he bled to death he bled to death I did not bleed to death G where’d you go wait oh Mom where did did she disconnect I might have disconnected I might have clicked the x button you silly old sausage you’re fine

You just call your mother old that’s disrespectful no I called her a sausage no you called her a silly old sausage oh well I mean she’s kind of old wow wow wow we’re in our 50s wow oh Kakarot she’s my mom I mean it makes sense for

Her to be old call Old oh no if we’ll be if we’re being completely honest kakaro I mean Gina’s younger than me and you are uh that’s a good point actually I suppose she didn’t age when she was dead huh exactly she had to be brought

Back you’re a silly young sausage I do apologize wait I think I just saw a witch a moment ago where oh yeah there’s a creeper and a witch a witch watch out guys which way is the witch it’s over that way right in front of me kill it

Vegeta kill it oh sorry yeah yeah uhoh I I do the poison dingding don’t worry you won’t die I might die you won’t die you’re fine you only you you’ll only get down to low Health but you’ll be fine you won’t die oh okay thanks shallot I

Appreciate that oh a pig I found oolong and his his family let’s murder him quote I found oolong and his family let’s murder them end quote look it’s Turtle wa oh my gosh look look at that wait why are you attacking him what’d he do he owes him rent money you just yeah

He has he hasn’t paid rent forever oh where the heck are you guys we’re on Minecraft where are you here you go Vegeta hey hey hey hey wait wait wait are you using that same old furnace Bruh Bruh Bruh get rid of that [ __ ]

Get that [ __ ] hey I got no listen I got something no listen you listen here brother I got something way better than that you do I do oh you got one of those things it’s all to furnace 2.0 yeah yeah and also if you guys need if you

Guys need uh to to like smelt bors look at that yeah I got yeah I got some iron and some raw copper the the dog is amazed at this technology look at him he’s he’s just he’s so shocked uh-oh Vegeta watch out my got him get him boy get him boy

Yeah good job good job wait what I I was the one that killed him fine you too good job good job don’t who just ped like a dog uh uh uh it wasn’t me so where the hell is everyone else did you guys sleep in the snow area

Or where are you no idea uh we are currently in a spruce wood bio trying to find you oh you’re over there I think they’re over there guys actually I know I know where that is yeah I see it it’s over here has it got snow on the top of

The trees in some areas no no no so it’s not that one no no no I know I know where they are don’t worry well I’m going to all wait over there did you go across a like a Long Lake of water to get there River yes okay yeah yeah

That’s where you guys are then let’s go Vegeta follow me wait wait wait don’t leave me don’t leave me don’t leave me freeze up yes let me let me get like let me get like $5 off you man what $5 $5 that’s the most random thing you could

Have asked me for well why do you need $5 I’m trying to find you in this damn game I want to buy a Big Mac what are you do uh you’re living up to your McDonald’s stereotype typ aren’t you no no no no no no no no it’s not for me

It’s not for you is it what is it for me I’m hungry okay fine okay now I’m buying two big man oh who’s the other one for your dog no rosi no uh Frieza p trugs no BMA close uh is it bra yes oh bra yeah okay that

Makes sense yeah her daughter his daughter did you just miss jend to me in 2023 charotte I’m to Capel you on Twitter oh boy you done it now Shallotte it was an honest mistake Vegeta I swear yeah that’s what they all say it was an honest mistake have you know my

Pronouns are bad and man hey Vegeta Vegeta you like this one shot you’re an honest mistake look I’m look I’m I’m focused on this game more than with my own word yeah see you like that one you like oh it’s raining my funny Vegeta Vegeta my pronouns are shut up why are you

Still talking there you go that’s a perfect question there’s a oh there’s a there’s a gaggle of skeletons there there there’s a troop a club of book club God a a tea party of skeletons they’re in the Hood kill them oh there’s a there’s run there’s a big black individual

Chasing me wait you can’t say that Vegeta Vegeta but maybe you can what do you mean just looked in the mirror all right yeah okay okay that’s fair though that’s fair that’s an inside joke for the fans there it is look I see a name over there oh Frieza Frieza Frieza I

Found the lizard man I found you Frieza oh my God Frieza Frieza I’m so happy to see you can I have $5 uh okay no listen listen listen I think it’s a good time that we make a house yeah we need to find a flat surface anyone found any

Plane biomes um no a flat surface yeah somewhere where there isn’t 57 ,000 trees in the way yeah flat surface just ask Bulma waa are you going to take that Vegeta come here come here come here come here come here come here come here I you know roshi you’re the only person

I would I didn’t think I’d ever hear that from no no no no no have a word with you let me have a word with you let me have a word with you guys I found a broken nether Pearl I’m going to break you in a second come here wait you found

A wait is the chest empty there’s no chest I know where you are you know where we are yeah I took the stuff from there oh you took the [ __ ] I’m going to take your life wao oh there’s the nether portal cool I’m losing my voice I think it’s night time I think

It’s night time I think we can sleep we should try to sleep yes it’s night all right yeah let’s do that let sleep by the ne ne bort I can see name tag you do who is it I see all of you Woo is shot with you no shot’s not with me everyone

Go to sleep you say that like I can I have no bed I have not found anything but a plain bi that is all I found I don’t have anything wait a plane biome you found that I think well I did and now I found a SK now I found skeleton

Riding a spider this is great ah being killed by a dog are you okay oh wait hold on help someone kill the damn wait which which dog is it the one chasing me it’s all right he’s sitting now he’s sitting okay every oh my God there’s everything everywhere quick sleep how am

I supposed to do that I have no bed how do you want me to do that [ __ ] uh God damn it shallot I don’t have a bed I told you I’ve been looking for y’all everywhere and I haven’t found anything just leave it just save and quit that’s

All you have to do don’t you don’t have to die all right fine there there we go now come back in if the game will work the game just froze on me I will remember how to get back to this spot as long as you guys don’t wander off I’m

Going to go get chot I know where he is wait who is that is that Frieza who is that that just fell help help help help help help Frieza what are you doing down there I fell uh here I’ll uh throw you a hold on I’ll make it I’ll make

It Dam it oh you fell you you’ve got this freezer I believe in you I’m going to go get shot you stay there do you remember how to get to the others Frieza no oh uh shallot we’re you’re in luck I see the snow biome and I I know exactly

How to get to you from here listen monkey why did you have to go without me come on every person to stick by Will one another I don’t know if I’m even going the right way for all we know I can be heading in the opposite direction

As you are and I’m going to be lost again no no no no no no no I told you and everyone else to stay together and then I come back I know how to get back over there okay I’m in the second village shallot where are you um oh I

See you there you are right do you need food and I’ll give you your bed here here’s your bed I’ll also give you some wood stuff I don’t really have a lot of I literally have just three pickaxes or the wood you just take those and uh

Follow me I see I need food I can’t Sprint gar Rock I can’t spint gar rock yeah guys I can’t Sprint I I have no food oh here you go guys what I found an open place for us to build on an open flat space Oh Perfect okay well don’t

Lose it and also stay make sure you all stay together we’re trying to stick together from now on I okay I don’t I okay I need help I actually need help I don’t know where anyone is I am lost a damn it Frieza you’re the one who left

Me monkey I told you to stay with the group I fell down you knew this and you left to me you’re the one who needs to stay with me damn it all right yeah I no but you weren’t far from the group I fell down I needed a climb back up I

Fell back down you’re like can you freeza can you keep up like I don’t know a did you fall and can’t get up again oh bless you Frieza I’m Sor the nether portal I found the nether portal there you go you see okay I’m by the nether

Portal how do you get to the the place you guys are at back what do you mean you’re at the nether portal I’m at the nether portal I don’t see you here how could you be at the nether portal don’t tell me we’re at two different Nether Portals there’s roshi here follow me

Goku okay we need to find free I need how do I get out of here Uh slick I’ll take you to where everybody is oh we both start doing that Goku look what I found right over here what is it look this is fantastic yeah we should build something here got a nice open ocean here too so who who are we missing everyone house we already the turtle

Everyone except for Frieza Frieza Frieza what does your place look like uh broken nether portal there’s R right here then there’s like a big old mountain big old mountain there’s a gigantic Mountain you want me to climb the mountain you know what I’ll go no no no no no no no no

Ignore the Giant M no the mountain is where I walked is where is where I found the nether portal from yeah you found a different one though cuz we were around the nether portal and you weren’t there Master roshi can you are can you go see

If you can find Frieza he said he was by a Giant Mountain near a nether portal it’s not the one we were at but if you can try and find him and bring it back that be aesome I’m going to go find them I’m going to go find him okay let’s s

You prot protect these dogs with your life I will I mean it I won’t let any harm come to them I promise you have my solemn word on that Master roshi spell solemn uh s o l u m you’re almost there n no no no no it’s incorrect okay right let’s build a

House we only need to build a temporary one for now we can upgrade it later all right I’m going to go find Frieza Frieza explain your surrounding and don’t say there’s another portal okay there’s a gigantic Mountain I see a bunch of trees it is raining there’s a there is the

River oh wa hold on there’s there’s a blue there’s a big blue river is it ice there is no ice there is uh okay along the river there is purple plants like I what like pink looking plants you know I actually feel like this area I found

Would be better for building a house wait really well hey we can we can always do that next next time it took you this long to say so but no I have to take you have to tear down all the trees first no no that see that’s the problem

We didn’t want to take down the trees I already found an open plot of land but tearing down the trees would provide us the materials for building the house and there’s a giant ocean next to where we F where we’re at but there’s a really good cave here

Too where are you still next to the nether portal I don’t want to leave this Landmark well you get really argue with that I feel I feel like logic okay I’m at spawn point Frieza where did you go from here I’m at soup I don’t know what this okay um what do you

Mean you’re at soup I’m at soup what do you mean you’re at soup where where’s soup where’re in the soup what does that mean what do you mean you at soup I mean I’m at soup but why soup I’m at the Soup Store why at the Soup Store why are you buying

Clothes at the Soup Store [ __ ] You what was that realistic baby cry. mpp3 are you on an ice River no okay I I’m not there’s no ice in my area well there is cuz you’re there your freezer he has ice on his neck he’s wearing a necklace of course so loud frza how much stuff do you have I

Have a full inventory worth of stuff like what well I have raw pork chop I three of them I have seven raw mtons 12 raw beef 19 wood 22 Spruce planks 2020 Oak frza Frieza all of that stuff we could get back very quickly just kill

Yourself no oh my God guys can we go to sleep sure um oh yeah let’s sleep we have we got we got a we got company okay well let’s sleep let’s not have we have company okay well say hello and then go to sleep just do it real quick just say

Hi and bye well you see the problem with that is that our company killed me oh oh no no oh no where are are you you’re not that soup are you skeletons everywhere you’re you’re at the start aren’t you y yeah H do you have a bed absolutely not

Okay uh find one of the villages uh steal one of the one of the beds and uh yeah oh mother fruit punch you gave me got me killed in Minecraft guys are we going to sleep or not yes let’s well we need to wait for Vegeta to um do

Something there you may not rest down there are monsters nearby of course there are oh my God that’s a drown yeah the one that killed me oh god oh man no no no that’s that’s who killed me I died son of a [ __ ] now you’re at the beginning aren’t you

Yeah yeah yeah it ain’t fun what happened to someone else yeah very funny Vegeta up here up here Kakarot up here where are you Vegeta oh you’re up there up here yes be careful though there are skeletons everywhere I noticed I got shot by one and for some reason they

Won’t let me Sprint because they they hit you with slowness Strays arrows or slowness arrows oh I didn’t know that how long does that last for uh it should tell you uhoh he’s far oh it’s it’s it’s gone it’s gone Goku where are you I don’t know where I am I followed Vegeta

Goku go back to spawn point uh you want me to go back to the spawn point yes I know exactly where to go from there okay Vegeta do you want to die let’s die Gago let’s do it Vegeta Creeper Creeper Creeper Creeper Creeper no no no no

Let’s go out and style oh yeah perfect hi Vegeta yeah hold my hand hold my hand as well okay I’m I’m back at the snowy place um there’s an arrow in my bum there is oh no yes let me pull it out got it got it it’s all it’s all good

Ow that one has a golden helmet on he does look it’s Master roshi okay let’s follow you oh yeah I know where we are from here hey it’s over here oh no baby zombie oh no no baby here oh God not again hope he doesn’t steal anyone’s body

Oh damn it baby how did you get here I just walked in through the front door all right well that’s it all right okay fine fine fine I’m leaving I’m leaving I’m leaving you better get out of here you won like it what I’m a Super Saiyan 4 I’ll be down

If I let him steal my body again yeah good idea Vegeta uh what do we do about this like I I don’t know how do how do we end off the episode uh well we’re going to all get back to the house shortly and it’s also almost daytime so

It’s perfect but that’s the problem is you have to find we I like F I’m following roshi we’re almost here actually we’re just literally by the nether portal I don’t know how to get to the house is the problem uh I ran out of Sprint you don’t know how to get to that

Are you still lost yes why you know what you could stay lost we’re finding our way back you could we can find you next episode I I told I told Frieza to kill himself so that he could get back to spawn point and regain everything so

Quickly oh yeah oh yeah but he wants to be difficult his pride oh no godam I watched that happen that was hilarious that was absolutely hilarious shut up Vegeta a I know how to get back there don’t worry Master ooshi you just lead uh Vegeta there well why don’t you tell

Frieza to kill himself and then then then you can take him back with you if Frieza did that Dragon Ball Z a lot of that wouldn’t happen freie if you die we can get you back to the rest of the group I know you’ll lose I have so much

Good materials right now you don’t you have stuff that we can get back easily if you’re that worried about it make a quick chest put it in there in a spot that you think you may be able to find later and then we can get it later fine

You can do the you can do your outro monkey I’ll still figure out a way to like where where to put it it it’s not like they see my point of view I’m not recording that’s a good point I guess we could just do the outro here and then um

Uh and then uh we we’ll find each other for the you know later oh finally and my misery stay tuned for more KEH amazing content and as always thanks a bunch for hanging out today it means a lot and remember if you’re having a hard time or

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