Goodbye, Dream SMP.

Today was the last video ever on the dream SMP Minecraft server the past two years of my life came to an end no more content streams or anything will be made after today this is the final video but before it ended I had a few last things

I needed to do and let me tell you yeah wow you’re gonna love it I really hope you do enjoy welcome back to the dream SMP I have a bit of a list I’d like to do today I’ve had so long to do anything

And now on the on the last day oh my God there’s all these things I need to do all these last things I never did rebuild my base because if you guys noticed that my base has been destroyed about a million times on this goddamn

Server read how to sex oh ban dream do a full walk of the Prime path I’m gonna get a final catalog of screenies I want to blow up the hotel have you noticed that the hotel has just only been awful want to apologize to bad I feel like I

May have been harsh doing one last listen to the discs and I want to kill the dragon look at this [ __ ] hole why does everyone just mess with my base I’m the main character God damn it and I know it you know it everyone knows it

This is my first Dream SMP stream don’t worry man there’s gonna be a whole lot more to come this house is kind of a [ __ ] all right it always has been but you know what it’s my [ __ ] we can make it work oh guys is this house looking nice what’s this Merry Christmas

Mata I think you were very pong and I like you Jesus Nikki I have a girlfriend oh I really like your Minecraft build okay that wasn’t that was an unfortunate incorrect read ah gee sorry if you want to finish my roof up who is this [ __ ] on my lawn hello get

Off of my lawn get off get off I don’t like you have you noticed that ever since I met you my life has gone down the drain I meet you in 2017. immediately we begin making content with each other I make such a grand Fortune

Off of you I’ve made so much like money just off of you know what tempo you’re not half bad have you cried yet you little baby you baby you baby I’ve literally never cried on on camera I’ve never cried on camera I don’t know I was just thinking about

All the memories and all the things that happened that we’re saying goodbye to you oh grow up would I cry no probably well the rules rule one tell me in it is always right yes yes say more say more yes yes no no no It’s a little bit sad is it it is oh really oh I didn’t mean to I didn’t mean to I didn’t mean to read that out loud but why is the game reading out my debt and there goes my last Canon Live Chat wow wow though it’s

Gone it’s gone forever why does it look so bad at all times I feel like it’s never looked any better than this though what is that okay what is that noise it’s a spider Don’t worry I’ll take him out that’s good come on shroud shroud shroud you can’t just leave me you can’t just oh there he goes hello oh he really wants to be left right let him free to go over spider friend start a family yeah shroud don’t [ __ ] you’re right

Tell me in it Enterprise oh my God yeah man just like that one is gone read how to sex oh please read aloud let me just explain all right crafted this book two years ago I wrote this book in a call with Wilbur at like 5am for some reason the next morning

Woke up and was like I can never open that on stream and I can’t remember why let’s do this [ __ ] you ready yes You should not have opened this no we skip a few we skip a few the hotel listen to me what have you done before the stream I asked Sam if he could rig up the hotel like explosion get down wait wait wait how’s it hit my

Base has it oh wait this is bigger oh God oh God you’ve gotta run you’ve gotta run drown it’s just holy [ __ ] I don’t think after sex survive oh no we lost out fair enough shroud you know what you just you yeah okay I’ll respawn it’s fine

Thing I need to do is very very specific I can just ring him on his phone hi dream hello hey dream what’s up I’m just about to go live on the server for the finale thing did I get up just to um do the prep and

Stuff like respawn in Henry like I think people would like that when are you logging on I don’t know I’ve been trying to get George away he’s just been sleeping I guess well I’ll speak to you soon all right but [ __ ] this [ __ ] who here has up be honest emergency I’m literally

Getting raided IRL and I need up to stop it Sam VC what’s up shut up turbo you’re not Sam hello hey Sam Sam simply I was just in Colby dream and he was just asking me if like to do like the setup and stuff for his law if I could like

Open just spawn and stuff would I be able to have up for a minute is that cool yeah yeah that’s that’s fine uh okay it’s done thanks Sam yeah yeah talk to you later okay before anyone notices you ready boys welcome to the Tommy oh my God I got everyone let me

You are banned from the server I feel like it’ll be what oh Tommy what have you done I think my game log lagged Cool except for yeah I actually noticed she didn’t unban me one sec one side I’ve just gotta I’ve just got a mute dream Sam’s got mad with power and he’s banned me what what do you need me to get up yeah if you could log on and unbam me okay

Oh you’re [ __ ] now Sam such a dick you’ve been such a dick who am I gaslighting here I’m the victim I’m the victim what me we’ve had a lot of War over the years I’d hate to end on a bad note my screen said I’m banned from the server I join

And I’m in the [ __ ] prison with nothing is that your respawn point you can’t escape even in death because someone must have hacked in because I tweeted out the IP though I did Sam banned everyone don’t give him already on I already unbanned him I

Didn’t I didn’t even give him up he told me that he who told him that he could have up he said he was setting stuff up or something I am saying stuff up all right let’s see let’s see what Tommy’s up to now oh actually no maybe no TP

Actually I’m actually maybe I’m just like okay you know you know you know what Tommy yeah what’s up James I don’t remember spawn being so gay But it kind of came off that way so maybe you need to up me so I can just like I can have more that’s a good point Tom that’s a very yeah in it because you know you mentioned it you know yeah no I won I actually won oh sorry

Yeah okay yeah let’s talk it out Tommy all right dream what’s your beef with me I don’t like that you’re so destructive and you you break everything and want to blow everything up with TNT okay die no no talk talk sorry about things okay all right fine I really like how confident

You were to face reveal wow thank you yeah you’re really welcome that was kind of that’s kind of backhanded actually yeah because if I was in your position I probably wouldn’t have had done that why are you not talking it through Tommy destroy things okay I’ll talk to you

Wow was your mother on the mic Tommy why would you what sounded like her first it’s not what she sounds like she’s very articulate I’ve had enough of you can you TP me to puns sure let’s go speak to puns give uh-oh I forgot I wrote a part three what

Is the kiss kiss is sacred like religion but sort of different do not kiss when in bad area MILFs what is a sex mum sexism is when you see a girl with babies and you want to steal her you can’t do this how to avoid Mill you know

You’ve actually done so much we apologize to bad dear bad I am sorry I was always so harsh to you I know you don’t swear you’re one of the good Good Guys bad this has nothing to do with the 30 million views I got with the

Swearing videos it’s to do with my love for you P.S if you want to do another one of those they were highly profitable for me and that is poggers P.S you are generally quite awful to spend time with we’ve done a good apology let’s get our final screenies the wholesome bit of the

Stream my home we’re just gonna go to the places that are very meaningful just a very wide angle we’re using the wide angle lens it is very weird this is like the last time I’m gonna be on now we’re gonna go kill the dragon in a minute and

I know the World download will be here forever but this is you know my last ever twitch my last ever time walking on these blocks last ever twitch stream I know Minecraft will always be the same I always have Minecraft I always have my friends but there’s just something about

This world that I don’t know it’s like a part of me especially in covid man so much of my life was just This Server loyal every night and on the best days and on the shittiest days as well I’d you know I come on here and I go live oh man oh [ __ ]

Oh sevens hello Carl I’m Dave I never met Dave and the last things I can steal but yeah it was my house too as well boys no really shouldn’t have been what was my little area I think techno turned it into a friggin a mob grinder of course he did I did not

Put that in there okay I’m gonna take the uh the disc okay mommy definitely burned in the little stream but I mean there’s a chance that they got like mix and matched but I’ll look up here as well yeah yeah there we go chat There we go boys Oh go to technoblade.com to buy some merch right now that’s definitely what you would have wanted wow yeah I saw a lot of people I mean I wasn’t planning on going but I saw loads of people in chat asking and I thought you know what boys it’s uh

It’s as much for you guys as it is for me also in what world has George slept through the finale are you [ __ ] kidding me one last jump one last MLG are you ready for the greatest energy of all time wait what what where from where where are you hello oh oh

Toby how was your last reinvent I went to the place I became friends with Eric I [ __ ] punch me just kill me he’s ball killing me he’s smart killing me trouble where do you spawn help help green man chasing me hum Long time no punk yeah yeah that’s true yeah here you are oh what’s up that was good you didn’t see my Discord message did you I may have glanced but skipped over it I’m sorry for swearing at you you are I am I don’t know what to say I

Guess thank you apology I’m sorry for all those things I did to your house what things you did to my house oh never mind then no no I thought we were exchanging apology what did you do to my house I covered it in obsidian I kept moving your furniture around I I

Destroyed the prime path go you know what we don’t need to rehash old events okay that was you no actually now that I think about it I think it was h-bomb yes or Hannah yes you just one of the street is you [ __ ] grief my base yeah Hannah

Why would you do that I did not grief your baby now you die shoot the woman just killed ah [ __ ] I didn’t even get the kill oh no oh no don’t worry just killed a Gogi feeling good great picture guys with me I was here this is

Holy [ __ ] how have I never seen this before wow this is amazing what this is so cool right all right are you ready two goodbye dream SMP Oh my God How does George keep dying oh you’re so [ __ ] man guys I’m not sure it’s gonna Purge here we go ah I’m getting touched oh that might have been bad I still dream it’s coming it’s coming up Toby two years of Our Lives with the covid half almost two and a half in a minute we’re gonna press that disconnect button war was honestly so hype that was the hypest pogtopia was also freaking awesome what’s your favorite bit I don’t know how do you manage account

My favorite memory is I wasn’t streaming and it was me and it was in the height of covid and I was by myself being a tunnel under a member the Escape thing I was there and I was mining that tunnel and in that moment I was like [ __ ] this is real I’m

So grateful for this server for other people on it even dream yeah even the worst ones even bad boy Halo one last sunset Oh man you’re right tubs yeah it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine I think I’m ready to go yeah goodbye me too it’s been a pleasure goodbye