Heppe – Minecraft Legends 40$?! Mojang gone mad?

Minecraft leg is a not really new action strategy game so a combination of League of Legends chess and genin impact because all of my money is gone notice that I didn’t mention Minecraft the only thing in common with Minecraft is lore because that’s the only reason why

People play Minecraft for the lore come play Minecraft we have fairy robots who are actually dead children who cook pizza guys is it really child labor if the children are deadd this video is about Minecraft Legends by the way so it’s time for me to become a legend and the first step is

To pay $40 are you kidding me this game has 20 hours of game play if you spend half of that AFK that’s why so many people refunded the game the problem isn’t the game play because it’s good everybody hates this game because it’s a Shameless cash grab but it’s okay because mojun is

A poor company and they need that money what does MO Jun have like like the best selling video game of all time and buy a lot for % of the world owns a copy of Minecraft and the rest pirated it but this game has nothing to do with

Minecraft so let’s do it let’s become a leg yeah all the events that happen are canonically a legend passed through the generations of villagers which is like saying that it’s Canon unless it isn’t the game starts with these Godlike creatures known as the hosts no knowledge foresight action Peter

Together they come to this peaceful world to make it less peaceful by taking you from a different dimension and doing a little trolling you are the villain in this story but because history is written by the winners and you win in the Villager Legends you are portrayed

As the hero who saved the Overworld while in reality you use inhuman amounts of violence and even more Redstone launchers and arrow Towers Force the Loc to commit unrestricted acts of brutality and start countless Wars thus slowly turning the world into the first Anarchy server in Minecraft so the piglins try

To peacefully immigrate to the Overworld because their home World becomes impossible to live in due to global warming unfortunately pigs don’t have visa and therefore must all die your job as the great leader is to use strategy to find the most efficient way to exterminate their whole r a that’s the

Actual lore according to Game Theory and I believe it because mpat has never made a mistake in his entire life you are given a loot which can control Ogar and every other Overworld mob except for villagers they are special I guess your DND D class is The Bard which is very

Weak on his own you literally play music while your units actually fight you start by teaching your Superior race about Jojo and unlock Cobble Golems but then you realize that structures are insanely overpowered because Minecraft is a building game game your first static defense is the arrow Tower and if

Starcraft 2 has taught me anything it’s that the best place to put structures is right in your opponent’s face but unlike in the real strategy games Towers cost approximately nothing and can build faster than they can be destroyed so the only thing stopping you is Netherrack which always surrounds pigling bases now

We’re just ripping off Starcraft I guess and I assume 90% of my viewers don’t know what Starcraft is so I should stop referencing that game but what other strategy games are there chess that game hasn’t been updated for over 200 years which is why we really need new strategy games and I appreciate

Mojun for making one but it takes a little longer to make these games balanced because players will always come up with more creative strategies than developers like this guy who fought why put structures on the ground when you can put them on the tall jungle tree

And this may look like an exploit or cheat but it’s not unconventional tactics are what makes strategy games awesome conventional Minecraft PVP is just whoever clicks fast and has better gear wins it’s hard to tell apart from cookie clicker in a strategy game the smarter player always wins it’s Death

Note outsmart your enemy or die to the credit of Minecraft Legends this game really rewards you for thinking and carefully planning when I create an army I usually start by getting some creepers then my next step is to get some creepers and what I like to do next is

To get some creepers and to finish it off I get some creepers and that’s how I make a solid Army composition now you can blow up the nether portal in just 30 seconds of course if the base you’re attacking has a higher difficulty then that won’t work many creepers get shot

Down before reaching the portal and it has more durability but what you can do is get some more creepers wave two electric bugaloo but that took 6 minutes to destroy which is unacceptable Steam games can be refunded in only 2 hours if you want to save that $40 you need to

Think of something better we can definitely save some time by getting rid of some creepers go look for some red stone it’s on the surface why is there no redstone on the surface in regular Minecraft because I mined all of it or rather my minions did while I was busy

Establishing a government and putting insanely high taxes on nearby villagers it’s very fair they give me everything that they own and in return I defend them at night if I feel like it so about 20% of the time it’s for their own good they need to learn how to defend

Themselves and So eventually a short guy crafts an axxe despite his name being knowledge he doesn’t know how to do it with these items there are 1,260 possibilities on a free by free grid that’s a 3% chance to succeed and he just goes through all of the

Possibilities I guess and I know I’m overanalyzing this shortcut scene but I expected a god named knowledge to be more knowledgeable I understand when somebody like Cy tries to craft a bed vertically four times in a row but this is almost like like if a god named action did absolutely nothing ever these

Gods are so useless I wish they didn’t kill Peter off so early that the villagers completely forgot him he was there trust me so with the axe we now have a single illager to get more of them you have to wait until he crafts more axes that refund is not happening

Wait are they actually updating this game so add think one unit one Mount and one structure is the biggest update that just means we’re never going to get an update bigger than this but hey that’s like 10% more content to the game because it’s so small and the strongest

Strategy is still the same so my favorite strategy is to be rich it helps with literally anything in your life with 600 Redstone you can make four Redstone launchers then give them attack speed buff range buff and auto repair buff support them with a gazillion

Towers now all you do is fire and that’s basically how I beat the game in defense the game wants you to build walls even though Walling with Towers is much better I don’t know defense is boring good thing it’s optional but something that I totally did not expect is how

Good this soundtrack is music is the most important part of every video game that’s the only thing I know for real the tunes from this loot gave me tus did you know Minecraft’s YouTube channel has low five bits to lead the charge the attention to details is incredible like

They remembered to give skeletons and zombies hats because otherwise they would burn in the sunlight the whole world is procedurally generated and it’s filled with big chungus and special towers that you can buy so exploring is definitely recommended there are free piglin factions yellow factions bases

Rely heavily on walls often use lava as a mode and honestly are kind of handsome for a base Aqua faction is always on some crazy Cliffs so getting all the way up there is difficult and the Red Faction has neither of those they kind of just allow you to walk into their

Base and surprisingly attacking them is the hardest because a smart player can always use difficult terrain to his own Advantage remember that walls and hills also make moving around harder for piglins Redstone launchers in fact greatly benefit from difficult terrain on even terrain artillery can be easily

Picked off by enemy infantry and you don’t want to lose these cannons they are very expensive that’s why after destroying the portal you should refund them for 100% value after beating each faction you get to fight their boss so I’ll go in order the TF2 Pyro who also

Does Friendly Fire he kind of gets owned by a cannon Rush since fire is literally never good against structures the your mother she’s so fat that she can barely move so I killed it from distance with 40 skeletons my footage corrupted but it looked kind of like and the horse Tamer 10 whose

Attacks can insta kill anything and unlike the other bosses you find him in a village defense so he’s kind of difficult like bro his strongest attack is hitting the gritty oh and if he decides to just hit the fountain you lose but the next time you fight him he

Has less health and towers are good so these bosses are the opposite of what I said about rlcraft bosses because this time I am the one who can spawn an infinite amount of gorillas and after you beat the final bosses you fight the final final boss so I just keep placing

Towers until there is nothing other than Towers so he understandably gives up on life and Yeats his weapon or like the kids say blood GS baby gr on the wrist from Ohio and dies from cringe and my Google dogs just gave up from that lingo

Skidd my friend the game is short and I like it so let’s change that by looking at multiplayer just looking I don’t think playing is possible with that low player count I am disappointed that you can’t play as the piglins at all so both you and your opponents use exactly the

Same units and structures surprisingly multiplayer feels slower than the campaign maybe because there’s a lot less alls so it’s more like a mobile game where player characters play the biggest roll but you know there’s no abilities you can only swing your sword but other people like multiplayer so

Maybe I’m just too used to Starcraft mechanics so who even is this game for that’s a good question strategy games are usually for adults because they require thinking but the Minecraft Community doesn’t really have adults even YouTubers are just bigger children so the developers make a game without a

Clear target audience I think Minecraft Legends was made for the Minecraft ogs who played back in the old days when a minecart roller coaster was the coolest thing ever because that was 10 years ago the audience grew up and is mature enough to like strategy games but the

Game still treats you like a child which I don’t really get but who cares most reviewers agree with me that it’s a good game but the inflation will never be high enough to justify the game costing $40 or say the game was fun for exactly

2 hours or that they are gay Alexa set the timer for 1 hour 45 minutes do I recommend playing Minecraft Legends only if you can gold otherwise absolutely not this game is like an apple why would anyone pay $40 for an apple Minecraft Legends should be free

In my opinion $5 Max write in comments how much you think a 8 gab game with 10 hours of gameplay is worth and here’s a magic trick that will blow your mind do what I say exit full screen look at the like button you don’t have to press it

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