Hermitcraft 9: Episode 44 – BATTLE OF THE BOTS

My life has been full of eggs for a while. But you know what? It’s turned out to be rather therapeutic and not too bad. I have cleaned up the vast majority of the eggs that sprawled across my base. However, I can’t help but feel that someone has taken some pity on me

And tidied up a little of them because I’m sure there was loads here and I don’t remember doing those but all there is left, by the looks of things, are this section here and then it’s clean! So phooey to you. Buckle up buttercups because today I’ve got the other two buttercups, Scar- No.

Scar and Mumbo, and I’ve organised for us to meet up a little bit later to discuss when we’re gonna release the bot-tercup. And of course I need to show them my “Live, Laugh, Love”. But we’re gonna head back briefly before they get online to go and do a quick amendment

To the Decked Out room that I did last episode. Does this go all the way down? No it doesn’t! No it doesn’t! Yes it does. Now I said last episode that I wasn’t particularly happy with it and I’ve had a little think and I know exactly what I’m gonna do

To try and improve it. I won’t be able to replace probably the worst feature which is the ceiling because Tango’s gone and built on top of it and yeah, done some stuff here but I can definitely go back and just edit- Not this one. What it’s suffering from is just lack of detailing

And character. And I think it’s predominantly down to the way that this wall is. So what I’ve got with me is a whole bunch of mossy cobblestone and some moss blocks and I’m just gonna try and give it breathe a little more light into this because this side, I think looks really cool

And the feedback for this was brilliant, this side I knew when I made it there was something wrong with it. If you’re ever having trouble with a build and you’re not quite sure, just sleep on it. Sleep on it, come back the next day with a fresh brain and you know

You’re gonna be able to do it. So I’m gonna go ahead and see if I can improve this. You know what? Just that small amount of detailing has helped enormously to make this feel more integrated. And also I added a few slabs up here

Just to make that ceiling feel a little bit less weird and I think this works pretty good but there’s actually one more thing I think we can do. I’ve gone away and I’ve come back with a bunch of candles because I think a bunch of floating candles in here

Might be just what it needs. They won’t really do anything for the light but they will help with the ambiance and help transition this a little bit further away from the industrial side of things and more towards the magical side of things. That has improved it a lot more.

I feel a lot more comfortable handing this over to Tango even though he said he was very happy with it, I’m feeling a lot happier with it. It brings those two sides together when they were absolutely miles apart. This side, like I said, was absolutely fine. This one, wasn’t quite happy with it.

And before we head back to the base, this seems like a great opportunity to let you know that the signed TCG sale is going to be ending very soon at the end of this month. So if you want to pre-order, you need to get them in soon

Because once we’re past the 31st of July, you will not be able to order one. Now, let’s head back to the base because I need to pop my skin on because it is time to meet up with Mumbo and Scar. [GRIAN] [imitates speedy sounds] [laughing] [MUMBO] You’re looking excellent.

[GRIAN] Thank you, thank you. [MUMBO] Wow. That is quite the vibe. [GRIAN] I want glasses like yours. I can’t have glasses like yours because my eyes are too long. [MUMBO] [laughs] We can get you some specially made long glasses. [GRIAN] Imagine that being a real problem! My eyes are too long. Your base-

Are you done? Because you could leave it right there and it could be done. [MUMBO] I mean, it could be done. It could be done, Grian. [GRIAN] That looks pretty cool to me. [MUMBO] Yeah, from one angle. We can’t all build bases like you, buddy.

You know, we have to think of the other angles. [GRIAN] I don’t judge people for not finishing certain- it doesn’t matter what side necessarily. It just doesn’t matter. [MUMBO] Look, I was clearing out the eggs today, like a load of the dragon eggs, I was clearing them from the back of your base

And I was like “this is the most pointless activity I’ve ever done in my life”. [GRIAN] Oh it was you! You did- Oh thank you. I was saying I’m pretty sure I didn’t clear all these out because I’ve been steadily like getting- getting through them.

There’s just this long patch here left. [MUMBO] Where is Scar? We’re meant to be having a meeting. [GRIAN] Yeah where is- Let’s go and find him. [MUMBO] He’s probably sleeping. [GRIAN] He just said he was around. I bet he’s- Is he over by his flower shop? Oh I haven’t seen it.

[SCAR] ♫ Ready to sell with love cookies! ♫ [SCAR] Oh hey guys! [MUMBO & GRIAN laugh] [GRIAN] Yeah, he’s here. [MUMBO] I was placing bets that we were coming and he’d just been mid yawn but this was much better. [SCAR laughs] No I had a little bit of tunes going over here.

Look at the shop. [GRIAN] I haven’t seen it, this is the cookie shop. I’ll be honest with you, I completely forgot that you were doing cookies. [MUMBO] Yeah yeah yeah, it was like a very unintegral part of the plan but it’s excellent that you’ve constructed it.

[GRIAN] This is a great looking shop. [SCAR] Very integral parts, step right up, free cookies, get in there guys, grab one. [SCAR] Are you hungry? [GRIAN] Can I grab- Buttercup Cookies. [SCAR] Oh enjoy, enjoy. [MUMBO] They look delicious. [GRIAN] I’m not hungry. I’m not hungry, hold on. [MUMBO] Scar… [SCAR] Yeah? [MUMBO] Scar…

[GRIAN] What’s he done? MUMBO] Scar, buddy. [MUMBO] I’ve got hunger. It’s making me hungrier. [GRIAN] What are they? [MUMBO] It’s making me hungrier. [GRIAN] They’re chicken! It’s chicken! [SCAR] No it’s- [MUMBO] Scar!! [GRIAN] Buttercup Cookies are actually chicken cookies. Yeah, no wonder they’re making you sick.

[MUMBO] This is not- It’s uncooked chicken?! [GRIAN] Uncooked chicken cookies. [MUMBO] Scar! [GRIAN] Why?! [SCAR] Well first of all, it’s delicious and you know it deep down inside. Also I have poisoned the goat with this. [MUMBO] You’ve also fed us [MUMBO] the same stuff. [GRIAN laughs]

[MUMBO] That’s not how like a poisoning works. You don’t just poison everyone, okay? You’re meant to poison someone specific! [SCAR] Did you see the HotGuy poster? Look how cute the building is. [GRIAN] Okay, when someone points out some constructive criticism, we don’t just point at our poster and go “Hey! Look at that!”.

Look at that! [MUMBO] It is a good poster though, isn’t it? I mean, I’ve actually forgotten all the issues with these buttercups. [GRIAN] I can’t remember why we’re- [SCAR] I did my thing, what have you guys been up to besides sending me this beautiful skin?

[GRIAN] Have you seen my decoration on Doc’s base? [SCAR] [gasps] Oh Grian! Seriously, if somebody put “Live, Laugh, Love” in my base, I would probably quit Hermitcraft. [SCAR] I’d be done. [GRIAN laughs] [SCAR] I’d be done. It’s on the equivalent of snakes in Minecraft.

I couldn’t do it, I would be gone, retired. [MUMBO] The thing is though, is that you almost did it too well. [GRIAN] I know, it actually looks really good. [MUMBO] I’m starting to find myself wanting it like I kinda want more of it. Like I’m thinking of putting up my own

“Live, Laugh, Love” in my base, you know? [GRIAN] Wait! We’re doing it again, we’re doing it again. We’re having a meeting not in the meeting place. We built chairs! We built that place for a reason. [MUMBO] Yeah, let’s go, let’s go. [GRIAN] We got our cookies. [MUMBO] We’ll actually sit in them.

[GRIAN] But first, you got to look at the “Live, Laugh, Love”. I mean, mm! Look at that! [MUMBO] I mean, that is spectacular. [GRIAN] You should see it at night. It’s gorgeous. It lights up the perimeter. [SCAR] Ahh… It pains me so much [GRIAN] It’s gorgeous.

[SCAR] but I also love it at the same time. [MUMBO] Guys, by the way, have you seen, somebody has infiltrated our camp and they’ve labeled my tent a toilet. [GRIAN] I think Scar did this. I think- Look at him! Look at him! [SCAR giggles] [MUMBO] Wait, so that wasn’t Doc?

[GRIAN] I’m gonna eat my first cookie, finally. [SCAR] This floor looks like it was like a bathroom floor [GRIAN] I went in here and I was like [sighs] [MUMBO] I tried to go to bed and I was just like wet up to my knees. It was a real problem.

Worst night sleep I’ve ever had. [GRIAN] I don’t quite understand how your tent is only big enough for a toilet. [MUMBO] Yeah, I don’t know either. It’s one of those- It’s like a reverse TARDIS. It looks like it would be a lot bigger than it is on the inside. [GRIAN] So to summarise,

You’ve made cookies that poison anyone who touches them, [GRIAN] I’ve done a “Live, Laugh, Love”. [SCAR] Do you want some more? [GRIAN] No thank you, I’m good at the moment. I’m good, I’ve got- I’m full. [MUMBO] We’ve got more than enough but this is great. [GRIAN] And ill, very ill.

[MUMBO] Yeah no, I’m loving it. Slowly dying but I’m loving it. So morish. [GRIAN] Do you know what, Mumbo, you might have the best tent ever. If we’re eating raw chicken cookies. [laughing] [MUMBO] Yeah, very popular. [MUMBO] A super popular tent. A super popular tent, actually. You’ll be thanking me later. [laughing]

[SCAR] I’m thinking ahead, I was thinking ahead. Big brain today. Got a full night sleep, look at me. [GRIAN] Mumbo’s built the robot, we’ve got the big- I covered it in a giant pot. Have you linked it up so it’s now- [MUMBO] No, no, so I’m just gonna-

Well no, it is ready to go in that I’m just going to- You open the door and then I just manually activate it and nothing bad could possibly happen. [GRIAN] We were streaming I think TCG and someone said why don’t you put like a Jelly “hang in there” cat?

[MUMBO] Yeah, Jelly is good. I got a lot of requests for “Peace, Love and Plants”. [GRIAN] Peace, Love and Plants. [MUMBO] That’s always a good little saying as well. We could do that in cursive. We could even add some vines and stuff, it would look really nice and floral.

[SCAR] A tapestry, a tapestry background like it’s in bordered. [MUMBO laughs] Yeah. [DOC] No! [DOC] No! No! [BUTTERCUPS freaking out] [DOC] You stop! [REN] Quiet dude. Get back into position. [MUMBO] Was that you? Have you guys- Have you guys suddenly just become a lot more Doc-esk or is he around? [GRIAN] Uh-huh.

[SCAR laughs] Oh no. [MUMBO] I see some quartz. [SCAR] Do you say squarts or quartz? [MUMBO] Quartz! What would make me say squarts, Scar? [GRIAN] Doc, Ren, what are you doing? Oh my- There’s so many sniffers! [SCAR] I’m in the nether! I’m literally in the nether. [MUMBO] There is so many!

[GRIAN] Are they even in- Oh they’re here! Oh they’re there! [MUMBO] A mutated sniffer. It’s been segregated. [REN] Nothing to see here. [DOC] You’re not gonna build any motivational quote on my watch. I swear to God. It’s not okay, no! [GRIAN] Have some cookies, calm down.

[MUMBO] Yeah yeah, calm down, calm down. [SCAR] Have some cookies, come on. [REN] Do you have any idea how long it took me to make this hole and Doc’s just given it all away. [DOC] He said- I can’t, man. [REN] I even got the sniffer skins made custom.

[MUMBO] Why did you need a disguise if your base is hidden? That just seems like strange extra steps. [REN] Yeah, I probably didn’t really think that through very well. Yes, that’s a good point. [MUMBO] Do you just- You just enjoy it.

[GRIAN] This is not very live, laugh, love of you, fellas. I’ve got to say. I put the perimeter on AirBnB and the reviews are not great, I’ll be honest. [DOC] Nobody’s gonna rent with crazy neighbours, you ever heard about that?

[GRIAN] It needs a bit more “Live, Laugh, Love” I think. [MUMBO] I think it needs more, actually. I think it needs one on each side. [REN] Well, we have heard your plans now. So, you know. [MUMBO] Thank goodness they were fake plans. [GRIAN] Yeah. [laughs]

[REN] Is this not getting out of hand though? I mean, can we just take a- We’re all grown humans. [GRIAN laughs] Are we?!! We’re all adults? [MUMBO] Are you sure? [GRIAN] Look at this! [SCAR] Dude, we’re eating raw chicken! [GRIAN] We’re eating raw chicken cookies

And you guys are dressed up like a sniffer. [MUMBO] Yeah, Doc is literally the bottom of a sniffer and you’re talking about us being adults. [GRIAN] And you just called us adults. [DOC] You take that back! [GRIAN] We’re all grown men. [SCAR] You’re the butt, Doc?

[GRIAN] We’ll settle this like real grown men and make the robots do the work. [MUMBO] Exactly, yes. More safe. [REN] That’s a really good idea, actually. [MUMBO] Shall we fight the robots? [GRIAN] They’re all ready to go. There’s no point pretending like we’re not gonna make them butt heads.

[DOC] We will destroy you. You have no- Okay Ren, let’s go. [GRIAN] Guys, I feel like we’ve won just because they’re dressed like this. [GRIAN] I can’t take them seriously. [MUMBO] Yeah, yeah, we’ve already won. [GRIAN] Ren looks like a parrot. [MUMBO] Are we launching? [GRIAN] Yeah we’re gonna- Yeah.

I think they’re going to prepare the goat. we need to prepare the bot-tercup. [MUMBO] Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh. [SCAR] The what-cup?. [MUMBO] I’m so nervous. [GRIAN] It will work, it will work. [MUMBO] I’m moving around more than I normally do. [GRIAN] Yeah. [laughs]

[MUMBO] I’m moving around more than I normally do. [SCAR] May I ask a question? [GRIAN] Mumbo, I have total faith. [MUMBO] Yeah. Scar might not, continue Scar. [SCAR] Did you call it a butt-cup? [GRIAN] No, a bot-tercup. Like a bot, a robot. A robot-tercup.

[SCAR] Oh I was like, did you say butt or buttocks. [SCAR] I was very confused, yeah I get it. [GRIAN] What?! [MUMBO] Why? Where? Sorry I think you’re- [GRIAN] Someone’s- [MUMBO] Alright are we ready? [GRIAN] I guess so. [SCAR] Wow!! [MUMBO] I’m scared. [MUMBO] I’m so scared. [GRIAN] Mumbo, whatever you do,

Whatever you do, do not activate the robot until the door has hit the floor fully. [MUMBO] That’s fine, that’s fine. [GRIAN] I’m like 99% sure it’s gonna be level but it might not and trip over the bot [GRIAN] and it’s not gonna work from day one. [REN] Gentlemen, are you ready?

[GRIAN] We’re ready. [MUMBO] We are ready. [MUMBO] Totally ready, yeah. [GRIAN] Get out of the pot! Go over to yours! [MUMBO] Yeah you can’t look! You can’t look! [SCAR] Get out of here! [MUMBO] Stay out! Stay out! [DOC] Is there any rules to this? [GRIAN] No. This is a street robot fight.

[MUMBO] Yeah this a street fight. [SCAR] Wait, you have to hit one of the observers? [MUMBO] Yeah, I have to manually do this. This is- Yeah. [GRIAN] Shall we reveal [GRIAN] so we can get a good view of this? [SCAR] Do you have a sign? Push here to start bot?

[GRIAN] Shall we open the door? [MUMBO] I didn’t think to do that [MUMBO] because I thought I wouldn’t forget but now I’m nervous and now I’ve forgotten which one I have to click on. [SCAR] Does it walk over this little trench? [GRIAN] Two, one.

[GRIAN] I’m opening the door! [MUMBO] Grian, are we going? [GRIAN] I’m opening the door!! [MUMBO] Ah! [SCAR] Oh oh! [GRIAN] Oh he’s- Theirs is moving. Hold on. Look it’s level! I did my job! Apart from- Oh no! [MUMBO] Yes! It’s walking! [GRIAN] This one! [SCAR] It’s going! [GRIAN] This is gonna catch!

[MUMBO] Grian! Grian! [GRIAN] It’s gonna catch! Ahhh!!! [GRIAN] Yes! [MUMBO] That was so close! [GRIAN] Oooo! [MUMBO] How did you almost mess that up? [GRIAN] I don’t know why that didn’t go. [SCAR] Look at it go, guys. This is amazing!

[GRIAN] Oh thank goodness I had a torch. [MUMBO] I can’t hear you, Grian. [GRIAN] Huh? [MUMBO] Scar, could you hear Grian? [SCAR] No. [GRIAN] That’s fun. [MUMBO] I couldn’t be much more happy. [GRIAN] Test, one, two, three. [SCAR] Texture pack system. [GRIAN] Hello? Test, test. [SCAR] Test test test.

[GRIAN] Test, can you hear me? This is going- This is the worst. [SCAR] Mumbo! [GRIAN] Test. Everyone relog at the same time. [SCAR] Test test test. [GRIAN] Okay, I can hear, hello? [MUMBO] Can we all hear each other? [GRIAN] Yeah, can you hear me? Can you hear me? [MUMBO] Oh my goodness!

Yeah yeah, I can hear you. [laughs] [GRIAN] Why is the robot stopped? [MUMBO] What? We’ve relogged. [REN] Unloaded chunks! Unloaded chunks error! [MUMBO] We relogged! [REN] Noo! [MUMBO] Oh no! Oh! [REN] Mumbo, make it work! [MUMBO] I can’t! I don’t have any- Does anyone have a lever or a torch or anything?

Oh it’s broken! [EVERYONE] Nooo! [MUMBO] What?! [DOC] The goat is coming, it will stomp you. [GRIAN] Ohh. Mumbo, do something! [MUMBO] Oh my mind is a- Oh I can’t fix it. [GRIAN] Do something! [MUMBO] Oh oh oh. I mean, do you have a slime block?

Could someone pass me a slime block or something? [SCAR] Yeah, there’s one right here. Mumbo, you got this! It’s moving again! [GRIAN] Yay! [MUMBO] Yess! [CHAOS] [SCAR] Redstone genius! [MUMBO] Yes!!! [GRIAN] Yes! [DOC] We shouldn’t stop celebrating, Ren. [REN] Doc, it’s so fast. Why is this thing so much faster than the goat?

[GRIAN] This is the- This robot fight is so slow, we managed to trouble shoot and get it running up again and the goat is not even there! [REN] I don’t think it’s left its home yet. [SCAR] Wait, the goat was moving this whole time?

[MUMBO] Yeah! [GRIAN] The goat has been moving this whole time. [GRIAN] Oh Mumbo, you genius! [SCAR] That’s hilarious. [MUMBO] I’m sweating from places I didn’t know I could sweat. Oh I’m in pain. Oh that was- Oh I feel so good. [GRIAN] Mumbo, it works. You have made a giant walking buttercup.

[GRIAN] You are a genius. [MUMBO] Yes I have! [MUMBO] And it can stop and start, it can do its own thing. Ahh. [MUMBO] My goodness. [GRIAN] And now what? We wait? [MUMBO] We wait, yeah, we wait. [GRIAN] Robot wars is a little bit more interesting than this.

[MUMBO] No don’t say that, don’t say that. [laughing] [SCAR] Dude, the goat poops! [MUMBO] Does it? Oh it does! [SCAR] It poops TNT! [GRIAN] It’s got TNT firing out the wrong end. [DOC] I don’t remember which one it was. [REN] Push all the buttons, Doc!

[REN] Make it do something! [DOC] Here we go! [SCAR] Doc, your TNT cannon is facing the wrong way. [GRIAN laughs] [REN] All the goat is doing is destroying the perimeter of the perimeter. That’s literally all it is doing. [MUMBO] Look how it’s walking as well.

It’s got like a little hop skip like a hop, skip and jump. It’s quite sweet. [laughs] [GRIAN] This is- I want a good view for this. [REN] Oh here we go! [GRIAN] Here we go! [SCAR] Oh it’s gonna hit! Let’s go! [GRIAN] Here we go! [MUMBO] I’m so curious.

It kind of has to go down with its ship. [GRIAN] If this works, I- I don’t know. [SCAR] We’re gonna see a decapitated goat in about five seconds. [MUMBO] Come on! [REN] Come on! [MUMBO] Yes! [DOC] Do something! [GRIAN] It’s igniting! [MUMBO] It’s ignited! [DOC] Oh! [GRIAN] It blew itself up!!! [laughing]

[SCAR] We took a little more damage. [MUMBO] Ohh! [GRIAN] It just lost its nose! [DOC] What on earth?! [MUMBO laughs] [GRIAN] Mumbo! [MUMBO] It sustained a lot of damage! [GRIAN] I thought it was gonna fire at it or something. [DOC] It probably can still work.

You blew off one block of my snout? That’s it? [MUMBO] What you reckon? What you reckon, boys? Do you reckon we won? [GRIAN] I think if the goat can still walk all the way to the camp, it wins. [MUMBO] No, no! [REN] Doc, I hate to say it. Ehm…

[DOC] Alright, let me see here. [MUMBO] If this walks, I will shed a small tear. I just want that known. I’ll make sure this is a fair fight. I’ll remove the remaining blocks of the bot-tercup. [DOC] No. [GRIAN] No, it stopped it! [MUMBO] It’s broken! Yes!!! We won! We won! Definitely won.

Yeah, we won. [SCAR] Ah mutual destruction on this one, boys. [MUMBO] Yeah, yeah definitely. [DOC] Ren. [low buzzing sound] [SCAR] What was that? [MUMBO] Wow! They got fireworks? [GRIAN] Did you use the horn? Who’d used the horn? [MUMBO] Guys, the buttercups- The- The- Not the buttercups. We’re the buttercups, the butterflies are moving.

[SCAR] Oh dude, that thing is cruising! [GRIAN] How are they moving so fast? [MUMBO] Yeah, that’s pretty good. [MUMBO] Should we do something about this? [GRIAN] Oh I didn’t realised they moved. [GRIAN] I thought he was just decorating to go with “Live, Love, Laugh”. [SCAR] Guys, this is gonna go for my base.

Guys, this is gonna go for my base. [GRIAN] You know they’re not that threatening right? We’ll just fly up. We’ll just fly up. [SCAR] There’s TNT in it. [GRIAN] Wait, wait, hold on. [GRIAN] Yeah hold on. Wait wait wait. [MUMBO] What do you mean, there’s TNT in it? [GRIAN] Guys, guys, guys.

Is it directly over the goat? Can we stop it at the goat and let it- [chuckling] [GRIAN] It really is! [MUMBO] It is! Oh it is dropping TNT! It’s dropping TNT! [laughing] [GRIAN] Keep quiet, keep quiet. [MUMBO] No we build up, we build up. [GRIAN] [somewhat sarcastic] Oh no!

[GRIAN] What do we do? No, we can just fly up Mumbo, don’t worry. Just, oh oh! They’re so smart. [MUMBO] I got to build up a pillar just in case. [SCAR] I just wanna be sure guys because it’s right going straight for my base. [MUMBO] I think we’re gonna get the goat.

[MUMBO] This is the best dirt pillar I’ve ever made. [GRIAN] It’s even firing- How? Wait! [SCAR] Wait a second! [GRIAN] Wait a second! [SCAR] Mumbo! He did got firework launchers! [GRIAN] No Doc’s firing them. [SCAR] Still! [GRIAN laughs] [SCAR] Still. [MUMBO laughs] [DOC] Noo! [MUMBO] You’re gonna blow up your own goat.

The goat’s going! [DOC] Go away! [laughing] [SCAR] How do we stop it, guys? It’s coming pretty close to my base. [DOC] No! No! [GRIAN] Oh dear. Oh no. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. [MUMBO] Wow! Oh! Oh no, it’s taken it! Grian, it hasn’t worked! [GRIAN] Wait wait wait wait! [MUMBO] Grian!

[DOC] No! [MUMBO] It hasn’t worked! [GRIAN] I’m pressing! I’m pulling! I’m jamming it! I’m jamming it! [SCAR] Shoot it! [MUMBO] Panic! Panic! [MUMBO] Panic! Panic! [DOC] Stop! Get off here! Noooo! Noo! [GRIAN] Oh wow! [MUMBO laughs whilst panicking. [GRIAN] Woo! Just in time. [SCAR] Oh guys, I have a heart attack here.

[GRIAN] Wait, where’s Ren? Is there more than one? [MUMBO] Wait. [GRIAN] Oh noo! [MUMBO] Ooh! [GRIAN] It’s over there! [MUMBO] It’s moving! [GRIAN] Jam it, jam it, jam it. Jam it, jam it, jam it. [SCAR] Stop Ren! [REN] Maybe I should- Oh! [GRIAN] Jam it! Jam it! Jam it! [CHAOS] [DOC] Stop!

Ren, shoot them! No! They stopped it! [REN] It’s too much range. [DOC] They stopped it! [GRIAN] Phew! [REN] I made the rocket to have too much range. Sorry Doc! [DOC] Your rockets are useless, man! I couldn’t shoot it, oh my god. No they stopped it. [GRIAN] Oh there you are. [MUMBO laughs]

[MUMBO] That was the most graceful thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Oh my goodness. [DOC] Oh my- Dude. [MUMBO] I’ve never sweat so much. [DOC] Because your stupid flower broke, I miscalculated where the positions will be and I bombed my own goat. [laughing] [MUMBO] You did, you did do that.

[DOC] Your incompetence is its strongest power. [MUMBO] Yeap. [GRIAN laughs] [SCAR] Don’t worry. Have a cookie, Doc. [SCAR] Have a cookie. [MUMBO] That’s our slogan. [MUMBO] That’s actually our slogan. [DOC] Ohh. [REN] Sorry about that, chaps. We thought we’d hit you with a little surprise. Just for funsies.

[GRIAN] Well, the only one that got hurt was the goat. [laughs] [MUMBO] Yeah. I think that’s a double win to us. We double won. [REN] Did we even kill one of you with the rockets? Did that even work? [DOC] It’s completely pointless. [SCAR] [gasps] Oh! [laughing]

[SCAR] I don’t know how I dropped a cookie but I did. How did you just release a cookie from my hand? [MUMBO] He bleeds buttercups. [GRIAN] Look at that. Like the way it like partially disintegrated as it was flying. [SCAR] I was beating it. I was pulling slime blocks out

And little chunks were being left behind. [GRIAN] I was just placing oak planks trying to stop whatever I could. [SCAR] It was taking the oak planks with it! [GRIAN laughs] [MUMBO] Buttercups, buttercups, buttercups. [GRIAN] Buttercups, buttercups. [SCAR] Whatup? [GRIAN] I can really- I can hear the sniffers now. Shh shh shh.

Can you hear them? [MUMBO] Yeah how did we not hear those? That’s kind of scary. [GRIAN] Can you hear them? [GRIAN] What do we do with them? [SCAR] I can’t hear them actually. [GRIAN] Really? Are your sounds up? Because they’re pretty loud. [MUMBO] They are quite loud. [SCAR] I’m on 10% friendly creatures.

[GRIAN] Oh that’s why. Eh- Snot?! That’s mine! That’s my sniffer! [MUMBO] Alright, that’s one more point to them. [GRIAN] Snot, what are you doing? Is Schnoot here as well? Dwight Schnoot? [MUMBO] Well this- I mean, look. There were issues with that. There was a lot of stress. I’ve aged probably about 25 years

[GRIAN laughs] [MUMBO] through the process of that. I’m gonna be honest with you guys. That was a lot. [GRIAN] It’s not over. [MUMBO] I’d say we came out on top? [GRIAN] I think we finally got one up at him. [MUMBO] Yeah, we won the battle.

[GRIAN] But you know he’s now gonna just hit us like twice as hard. [SCAR] And we hit him twice as hard back with poems and motivational quotes. [GRIAN] Or we could make a better base. We are- [phantom sound] I love Minecraft.

I feel like we could potentially make a bit of a better base. Is it possible to make a giant headquarter that looks like a tent? I bet it is. [MUMBO] Yeah we could make a gigantic- Like a carnival tent? We could be like a circus tent? That would be cool.

[SCAR] Dude, we can have somebody that does magic tricks in the tent. Like the circus. [MUMBO] That’s how we could get them in. [GRIAN] Another idea from Scar. Good. [laughing] [GRIAN] That was- That was an idea. [MUMBO] It was, an idea definitely came out. [GRIAN] Yeah an idea definitely was vocalised.

[MUMBO laughs] [SCAR sighs] [laughing] [SCAR] Guys come on, the cookies. The cookies were wonderful, you’ve enjoyed every one of your cookie today. [MUMBO] I must admit, I am down to nine right now. I think that’s because every single time I eat one- Every time I eat one, I need three more!

[GRIAN] You could describe them as morish. [MUMBO] Yeah, it’s very morish. It’s extremely morish. [GRIAN] They make you want to eat more. [MUMBO] Build up a big tent, have an impressive HQ, recruit some extra people with our sweet magic skills. [GRIAN] Apparently. [SCAR] That’s right. [MUMBO] Apparently is the plan

[MUMBO] and then victory. [GRIAN] Yeah. [GRIAN] Well, that was potentially one of the most incredible things that’s ever happened on the server. There’s a lot of incredible things that have happened but I don’t think I’ve ever seen two robots go at each other then a couple of flying butterflies

Get intercepted, that was- That was amazing. Elytra course- Oh! I won the elytra course! FalseSymmetry made an elytra course and I submitted a time in it, turns out I won and I got a pretty decent prize here. Anvils, very useful. Gunpowder, always need rockets. Thank you for playing. Aww, thanks False!

I’m really surprised because that elytra course was milliseconds like I must have won by like five milliseconds. Really like too close to call kind of thing. Looks like no one was able to beat it. But anyway, that is it for today’s episode. A friendly reminder that the signed TCG card

Will be ending the pre-order at the end of the month so if you want one, now is really the time to get one. So thank you very much for watching and I shall see you in the next episode where hopefully Mumbo can- Oh now I know what that feels like

When people look at my base. Looks super impressive from the front. Thank you very much for watching and good-bye!