How I Made the Most Annoying Minecraft Mod

I think most people would agree that Minecraft is a fun relaxing and pleasant game to play like I’ve been playing for over 11 years and honestly the game feels more fun now than ever before yeah that has to change okay hear me out listen if the game is so fun you’re just

Gonna play the game instead of doing other useful stuff like homework or going outside so let’s make the game as annoying as possible yeah so I set out on a mission to create the most annoying Minecraft mod so I opened up a code editor installed Forge and realized that

I don’t know how to make Minecraft mods don’t worry I looked up a tutorial and now it should work and it doesn’t work now I use this mod that’s supposed to help me make custom models and animations if I want to make like a creature so I decided to go over to

Another program just install gecko lib and see if it will cause the error if I didn’t even change anything so I opened up mcreator which is basically this program that combines Minecraft modding and scratch installed gecko lib tried to start the game and what do you know it

Doesn’t work so after six hours of not knowing what’s wrong I just switched the version to 1.19.2 and suddenly it works I want to die so I figured that the first thing I would add into my mod is some type of mob that’s incredibly annoying and follows you everywhere now

The problem is I actually need to design this mob and make a model for it but I’ve never made any models before but it should be fine what could possibly go wrong anyway so I also had to make a texture for it a lot of people have told

Me that my Minecraft skin is annoying and scary so I just stretched my Minecraft skin onto the model and and we got this thing what have I create I then created a very smooth animation for my creature I then took a screenshot of this creature and posted it to my YouTube Community tab

Without any context where did you get a picture of my sleep paralysis demon to be honest this looks like something you would see from a Minecraft six months Foreign Ted to just actually call this mod Minecraft’s mod now we have to figure out what makes a mob annoying I made up a list of three important points number one it has to be really fast because what’s more annoying than a really fast mob running after you that you can’t

Even outrun number two it has to have long enough reach to where it’s really hard to combo it you’ll basically inevitably take damage no matter what you do but wait can’t you just use a shield to block its damage nope it has to disable Shields as well three it has

To track you from really far away and get to you no matter where you are no matter what obstacles are in the way and it has to do so in uh unexpected and unconventional ways that literally no one is prepared for because you know you

See a mob on the other side of this Cliff you think you’re safe nope it can God Bridge yeah I was actually trying to make it so that it like replaces the blocks underneath it with my face but I accidentally made it so that it also replaces air with that block so now

Every time it walks it starts God bridging but you know what perfect because the more scuffed to mod is the more annoying right I also made it so that it stops God bridging when it gets closer to you so that it can actually hit you and now we have this massive

Block of code and this is the point where I started regretting using mcreator instead of just the actual text editor because this what this is lagging so much how am I meant to do anything if it starts lagging keep in mind that running too complex or demanding procedures each

Dick can’t severely impact game performance now we also want this creature to make sounds so I made a few uh questionable sound effects I also made it so that it lights trees on fire because uh we hit trees apparently help I also made it so that you could jump scared every 30 seconds because uh I don’t know why not at this point I realized that there is another thing that I have yet to utilize that

Always makes mods annoying if they have it what’s more annoying than when a mod messes with your inventory so every time this creature punches you it starts replacing random slots in your inventory with this corrupted item perfect now all that’s left to do is to find a suitable name for this creature

Greg now one problem that might occur when we want to annoy players as much as possible is that they might quit instantly and just uninstall the mod the second they see it now I was considering making it so that the mod physically prevents you from deleting the mod from

Your mods folder and windows but I wasn’t sure if that would classify my mod as malware so I had to think of a more uh ethical approach to my problem I’ve introduced several stages to the mod to sort of slowly introduce the annoyingness of the mod so that they

Sort of get an immunity to it and actually survive for longer without shutting down their computer so stage zero there’s nothing everything is ordinary except I accidentally made it so that Greg spawn in like every cave in mass quantities but don’t worry about that like no one’s going to be in caves

For like the first five minutes uh probably listen they won’t find any Gregs it’ll it’ll it’ll be fine then we have stage one which starts the jump scare sounds and adds even more Gregs then we have stage two so one stage two is in progress and it

Becomes daytime and will spawn a bunch of Gregs around you hey but what if what if the players underground won’t they just spawn inside the walls well if they’re underground that they’re just gonna get forcefully pulled up to the server what the no what

Ah you know I I could have fixed this by maybe spawning the Gregs inside the caves but I really didn’t feel like implementing that but Diffie what if they go to the nether want the code break there yeah so uh I disabled another now we have stage three Greg’s

Starts spawning everywhere and there’s also this uh scary sound that is really loud so that you can’t even hear the Greg’s coming after you because who doesn’t love that at this stage you should die by all means but if someone manages to survive then uh welcome to

Stage four at this stage you get instantly teleported to the Greg Dimension and yeah you’re never escaping from here but still people might not play this for that long because they’ll they’ll just realize that it’s impossible to survive so they’ll just uninstall the mod and that is why we

Need to add a way to actually survive Greg but it needs to be really hard and annoying so people keep trying but failing I will now show you the process that you have to follow if you want to defeat Greg once and for all first you

Join your world and what you should do now is kill three Gregs and gather their souls you should then collect six obsidian two gold ingots two diamonds and a corrupted block which uh is one of those blocks that generate when Greg walks around and using two diamonds two

Gold ingots two obsidian and three of Greg’s Souls you can craft a culmination of Greg now that you have this powerful item all that’s left to do for you is survive until you reach stage four and get teleported it’s the beautiful realm known as the Greg Dimension now once

You’re in the correct Dimension you have to be fast because Greggs are spawning rapidly everywhere and they will all hunt you down and kill you if you’re not fast now get the four obsidian that you have left and build this uh shape that doesn’t represent anything in particular

Then place the corrupted block on top and right click it using the culmination of Greg congratulations you’ve done it you’ve banished Greg from your world um temporarily wait what do you mean temporarily don’t think about it too much at this point in the video I just have to take

The time to address Mojang directly Mojang think about it what if you add the Diffie experience as I called it into the base game think about how fun that would be you know we should just join your world and there’s there’s Greg I mean at the very least could you just

Like add this creature as like an April Fool’s update because you know every year Mojang tends to like make these April Fool’s snapshots you know just just add Greg as an April fools let’s create a quality Chris Forge page for this do you hate yourself a euphoric experience I’m not sure what

That’s supposed to mean but um yeah primary category you know what I’m pretty sure this is educational the Diffie experience also known as the Minecraft six mod provides an experience like no other ads Greg a friendly creature made to be your best friend yay wait what’s uh let’s

Make it like Comic Sans well let’s make a logo for this the Diffie experience no that’s a bit too big just like that just gonna paste this in here uh just take a screenshot of this just like that then remove the edges let’s add some rainbows in the

Background to make it seem even happier why do people make these like fake pngs I don’t understand what’s the point of that like why these didn’t used to exist before like before it just used to be actual transparent backgrounds but nowadays people just put fake ones why

Like I don’t I don’t understand what the purpose is let’s just do that boom this perfectly represents the mod doesn’t it though this is exactly what the mod is like It might take a while to get it approved so in the meantime I might upload the file on like some alternate file hosting website so don’t question that