I Bought CURSED Minecraft Items from Amazon…

Today I’m opening the most cursed items from Amazon oh yeah this is gonna get bad go to the Jelly store leave a like on this video And subscribe if you want to see more hey shopping all right let’s go no no Josh not that boring stuff where you enter

Stores it’s 2022. okay yeah how do we go shopping at 22. well guess guess uh Amazon correct oh I was gonna say we go in a hover car but okay what hover cars and all right Josh enter the house okay look at that this is a very modern personal computer device jelly this

Looks like a book no it’s a personal computer device okay yeah wait what Amazon shopping here you will find a catalog of our most beloved items for your needs first things first all right we need some money oh yeah wait no no no I think

That there’s a um now try it before you buy it service oh right look let me click it click to order now oh wait did you order the toaster ball no yeah no just don’t open it it’s gonna blow up mail has arrived what warning never ever

Give it too much toast how do I give it too much toast jelly I don’t know I think we need something important side of a toaster oh okay it’s gonna blow up so why don’t we pretend that we’ve been hired as chefs from a very fancy

Villager so why would I want a toaster that blows up we’re gonna prank a villager Josh don’t you get it which house are we gonna pick jelly uh Josh honestly it doesn’t really matter hi yes we’d love to work for you wait wait wait Jenny we need something we need

Something to toast oh just let me murder something quick Josh these are the the neighbor’s sheep yeah yeah you normally toast meat though right in a toaster no I think you should put bread okay Josh put down the toaster yes we’d love to work for you yes we’ll make you a

Delicious meal oh look at that Josh this is dangerous okay do I start cooking uh Josh I don’t know can we be in this house oh whoa oh my God this is like the most awesome furnace thing ever Josh oh no when this thing’s gonna blow up

Josh let’s keep cooking jelly excuse me sir your meal’s done excuse me go inside sir we need we need him to go inside Josh I need more things how do we get this man inside are you trying to get it in the door I can’t get through helping Josh we need

Him inside oh my God okay fine look at that no he didn’t even die we have to get him out of the boat well his house died you’re welcome sir I hope you enjoyed it here’s the remains of your house uh uh here’s some bread let’s go

Buy some more stuff on Amazon oh yeah I forgot about that all right Josh listen to me uh about the refund policy I’m not sure we can give that a toaster back it’s when it’s used I’m gonna put the toaster right there are you sure that’s

A good idea all right yeah I just don’t cook anything all right Josh next up we have an Uber donkey Uber so tiresome to wait for not anymore okay with you want to order a new explosive recipe oh gosh this is like the quickest delivery ever

Yeah I don’t know like this is sauce this is not how it works in real life a donkey bag to fly off in the distance what may act like it just ate beans what we just placed it down is it it’s just oh okay it doesn’t look oh

Whoa oh my goodness what he’s dropping tears it’s literally pooping why is this helpful help I’m gonna die it’s gonna stop this dog that Uber donkey is Uber dangerous yeah I mean I’ve got one heart left and this donkey is really trying you know I thought this was gonna be like related

To a taxi or something but no yeah it’s related to death hey Josh open the mailbox we can’t just put the donkey back in the middle yes we can watch me jelly I’m putting it back it’s not a lead it’s not gonna go anywhere I’m

Putting it in this hole and it can stay there all right take the lead dumb donkey oh now there’s a hole in our God whose fault is that all right I’m choosing next I’m gonna buy the screaming I would have chosen the same the screaming gold statue is a goat that is

Gonna be your best friend helping you deal with everything like this I’ve been looking for a new best friend oh thank you Josh thank you that’s really kind I don’t know if I want to place this one here why are we holding it like so odd uh look good

Or like a llama just spitting at us ah I’m Gonna Die Why is it hurting me I don’t know my goat statue all right donker dunker you know exactly what to do donker oh what Jenny we’ve not had a great experience so far on Amazon Josh I hope we can buy something

Better uh this time I’ll be in control I’m gonna order something for you all right I present to you the umbrella hat feel the wind and take cover as you fall falling off cliffs that’s never been more fun Daddy I could just hear a goat screaming I know it’s a screaming goat

You ordered it oh what’s up villager how you doing with me wait are you in the boat no I’m making sure that the rain doesn’t wet him okay that’s pretty nice of you Jenny you also did blow up his house Josh you know what to do what jump challenge what is the

Jump challenge mean it means uh the W for the one who doesn’t die okay sounds good it does hello look at this this [Applause] don’t land in the water the whole point was that yeah well I was trying to race to the bottom just remove the entire

Purpose yeah that is cool next up a drill you know I like a bargain jelly oh my God Josh and drills all right so very convenient do not use oh drop to use properly vacuum stuff you know what you you dug me into a cave and I’m getting shot by zombies

And stuff Josh I don’t think I can come down what did you do jelly time I just used the drill yeah I’m not gonna be able to come down with you well I was not my fault Josh make water ah the bigger question is why would you want to go down there it’s

Time for the best object that Amazon sells this one is the best seller it’s the Frog Cannon you shoot frogs with this cannon do not use careful I don’t think you shoot frogs with it yes you do if folks come out of it you don’t shoot

So you shoot frogs poor frogs first of all like they yeah they only just got introduced to this game and we are already abusing them we should add a disclaimer on this one jelly many frogs are being harmed in the process of this video oh the poor frogs Yeah I guess we

Have a cannon that she’s frogs that’s great yeah I mean it’s it’s just the Frog Cannon right what else were you expecting jelly do not blow up the house come here look at the roof of the house did you blow up the roof of the house wasn’t me hahaha badly Behaving Badly behaving

Jelly I want to buy Alexa do number one item uh no it’s actually the number eight I know okay yeah I know but it’s literally Alexa 2.0 it’s not the number one okay okay what is this um so it says let me read it out out loud Alexa now becomes even more useful

Simply dropping sheet of magic their side effects have not been spotted there may be one we don’t know okay jelly you know where you have to keep an Alexa in your home right you will be dead in 120 seconds wait what do you mean wait hang on um

It contains 10 times as many gems as a toilet why is it giving us fun facts but it said we’ll be dead in 100 I don’t know what fun facts it one in every three murders never get solved oh what was that um Josh what is going on jelly I don’t wait

It’s moving oh Jenny it’s actually following me your house will be flooded in a few years like what Jenny it’s following you just someone like this just get it get rid of it please I think something’s bad’s gonna happen Josh get rid of it how am I supposed to do that’s

Right go back how am I supposed to get rid of it it’s following I can’t kill it get the dumb goat what how’s the goat gonna do it it’s gonna scream at Alexa and then she’ll get death Alexa stop giving me fun facts I don’t care about a Japanese hornet they’re actually both

Following me now oh great I escaped them uh also you’re dying in 30 seconds wait what yeah Jenny I think that they’re following you now no where’s who’s they I only see oh they’re together oh no we’ll have the best solution to this problem yeah I don’t think that’s gonna work

Jelly Josh I’m escaping it no it’s climbing oh it’s gone red Alexa murdered me thanks for watching please go watch another video do it now because this video is ending click now otherwise you will get something cursed in your mail