I bought MORE cursed Amazon plushies

– Hello and welcome back, my beautiful Froggy Army, to another video. We are back at it again for episode two of buying cursed plushies off of Amazon. This is the second installment of buying weird, wacky, and slightly distressing plushies off of Amazon.

As a plushie enthusiast, I do enjoy seeing the, uh, not-so-cute variations on plushies that the world has to offer. So, without further ado, let me stop rambling, and let’s just get into it. We are here on the good ‘ol Amazon.com and I had an idea for what to search today.

I wanna search “Plushie imposter.” So we do have authentic Among Us plushies. But I wanna find the weird stuff. Oh yeah, I wanna find the Sonic Among Us plushies. Absolutely. What even is this? (laughs) Ah, yes, bring him to the family picnic. I know there’s more, I know they’re out there.

Oh my goodness, wait. We have more characters. We’ve got Tails Among Us plushie with an off center nose. We’ve Knuckles Among Us plushie. Why did they give him the nose and mouth like that? This looks so bad. This looks so bad. And there’s literally only two pages of that. Okay, well…

Instead, why don’t we try “Plushie crewmate.” Let’s see if that gets us some better results here. Oh, my goodness. I think that’s a real one. But that is very distressing. Okay, nope. Very few results. Okay, I honestly thought we were gonna find more than that. Okay, let’s try searching “cute, soft, mochi plushie.”

Anything good here? Anything good? Hmm. I’m seeing just cute stuff right now. Actual cute things. So far nothing cursed. Oh, this is a long cat. Oh, my goodness, he is a long boy. But honestly, he’s cute. He’s real cute, so I’m not gonna say that this is cursed.

Okay, let’s see if the recommended section has anything for us. We’ve seen this business fake Squishmallow cow before, that’s nothing new. This, uh, lobster is kinda cute, but that looks like it’s a heating pad, so you know what, he’s a cutie, not cursed. Let me click on this cat. This is very cursed.

But we saw this last episode. (laughs) Okay, this is like a fake squish. Interesting. But it’s kind of cute. Yeah, that’s kind of cute lookin’. They also have a little sheep and a little bunny. This one is kinda cursed. The eyes look like they’re staring into my soul. But let’s continue on.

Am I alone in thinking that this is a slightly cursed cow? He’s a little misshapen. But no, he’s kind of cute. Oh wait a sec, we got a whole assortment of stuff here, okay. Seen that before. Wha-? What are you? I think this one has to go to the cart.

There’s even a 15% off coupon. We’re adding this to the cart. Okay, but the rest of the things in here, blueberry cow, yes, yes. This little doggy. Easter egg, fake Squishmallow. Oh, we’ve got fake Hug Mee’s of these now. I’m lowkey tempted to get one of these.

Oh my goodness, and there’s a little purple grape cow. This one’s kinda cute. But no, I already bought this strawberry one before, and it was not as cute as the picture, so no. There’s also this little axolotl stackable thing and… the poor thing. This does not translate well into stackable format.

I think I’m gonna do the strawberry one. I’m excited. Oh no. What is this? A talking, singing Among Us plushie? What is it even supposed to say? There’s also a Grogu and a Hello, okay, Hello Kitty is kinda cute. But the Among Us? What? Oh, it just imitates whatever you say.

Okay, so it’s one of those repeating ones that just repeat whatever you say, okay. I’m not interested. I thought it came prerecorded with something and I was like, “Maybe we should buy that to see what’s prerecorded on it.” But no. We’re getting more and more cursed cows. I gotta see what this is.

Bestie, what is this head to body ratio? These are very cursed. Oh, no. I don’t like those. No. And look at this freaking banana cow. Okay… Was there even any effort here? Really? Just tryin’ to see if there’s anything else slightly cursed lookin’. Oh, my goodness. My guy has seen some things.

Oh, he has been through it. I love this picture of it. What? (laughs) We are gonna pass on this cow, but I feel like I’m gonna see him in my nightmares. Okay, I just had an idea for something to search, though. I’m gonna search “Long bear plushie.”

I wanna see if there’s a bear with really long arms. (laughs) Okay, well that’s actually cute. That’s not what I meant, but it is very cute. Oh, my goodness. Do you think he can smell colors? Okay, scrolling down beneath that one, and we got this little chonky cat.

Is he cursed or is he cute? I think it’s cute. Yeah, we’ll probably pass on him and just keep lookin’. Oh my goodness, what is this? No! I hate these, where it’s just printed on fabric. Like, no. It doesn’t look good! Now I have to go and search for a plushie

That I vividly remember seeing but I never saved the link for it anywhere, and that is an Among Us axolotl. I don’t know. I think this has to be a part of it. I really wanted to find some sort of silly Among Us plushie. (gasps) Whatever this frog plushie is, that’s really cute.

Okay, sorry. Getting distracted. I really wanted to get an Among Us plushie. So I think I’m gonna get this one. What is with the tail? What is going on back here? Okay, that looks like a hot mess. We have to add this to the cart too. Okay, what is this? What? What?

What is that? Why is he on vaca- why did they photoshop him on vacation?! What is happening? Do I need to get this one? Why is he the birthday boy? I’m disturbed. Okay, I feel like this one is truly cursed. This one is actually, truly cursed.

I think I’m gonna add this one to the cart. Okay, doing a last quick scroll underneath and this cow caught my eye. I don’t know how I feel about this one. Is this cute? Or is it not? I like the little blueberry embroidery. I kinda wish they had other variations, you know?

Okay, I think this is what we’re gonna end up checking out with. We got the very cursed puffer fish with the weird photoshopped pictures, we got the Among Us axolotl plushie, the fake cow Hug Mee, and this strange lookin’ cat.

All right, I’m gonna check out with all of these and I will see you when they’ve all arrived and it’s time to open them. Okay, so everything has arrived. We’ve got a lot going on here, I will be honest. There is a lot going on.

We have my cat, and we have a lot of stuff on the floor. I just recorded a different video, so she’s having a good time laying amongst all of the things on the floor, so I’m not gonna disturb her or the stuff, ’cause she’ll get upset. Yeah, see, she’s already- what? Peach?

She’s playing with one of my hairties. Okay, anyways, all of the stuff is here. I’ve got a mailer bag, I almost forgot what this is called. And we’ve got a nice, big, hefty box, so let’s get into it. I think I’m gonna do the box first.

One of the first things in the box… Oh, no. It’s the duck thing. Peach, are you even ready for this? Okay, well, it came in this little Ziploc bag thing. This is a brick. This is a unit. This is freaking hard. If I hit someone with this, it would hurt.

What am I supposed to say to that? You know? (sighs) All right, let’s slice it open. Let’s see how fast this expands, you know what I mean? Or will it not expand at all and just be wrinkly? Oh, oh. It’s getting there. Oh, it’s getting there. What did I say this was earlier?

This was a fish, right? Yeah, this was a fish. I don’t know what I just said a second ago. Um… So, I have some questions. Not a lot of answers. It was packed into a little square, so he is eternally square-shaped. Kind of unfortunate. Everything is wrinkly.

Let me try to fix him a little bit. Did that make it better or worse? I don’t know. (laughs) But that’s what he’s lookin’ like. He’s got some little fin type of things. It’s not really a fin that you can lift,

It’s just kind of like a little pocket where the stuffing can go into if it wants to, but it really doesn’t. 10/10 for cursedness. I don’t like this. I want this out of my house. Why did I pay money for this? Why? I don’t know. 0/5. A 0/5.

Our next item is the Among Us axolotl. Poor thing. Can we stop this blatant pain and suffering of these plushies? Like, can we stop vacuum-sealing them? We are just causing harm and suffering and emotional damage to all of these plushies. When will it end?

There was also something sticky on the package, I don’t know. I don’t know. And there’s, like, a smell. It’s like it was next to some sort of product, like a cosmetic product, maybe in the Amazon warehouse or something, but yeah, that was not great.

So right off the bat, very wrinkly, but that’s to be expected. We’ve got this huge, chonky axolotl tail down the back which is biblically accurate, yes, but did we really? Did we have to? The stuffing is absolutely atrocious.

Like, this is the most bottom of the barrel trash stuffing that you could put inside a plushie. It’s like the one that gets super clumpy super easily. He’s hilarious, but I wouldn’t say it’s worth more than 5-$8. Yeah, I’m gonna give this one a 2/5. Not my fave. But good for a laugh.

And miss Peach is back on the floor. Welcome back, Miss Girl. Next and last in this box, is this very hugglicious little cow. Very reminiscent of some other plushie types that I have, but not exactly. So let’s cut this out. I have higher hopes for this one, honestly.

And I don’t know if I’m gonna be disappointed or pleasantly surprised. Miss Girl is very flat, but also again, to be expected. Let me try to give her a little bit of life. Okay, I don’t know if that did anything at all. She’s still a little on the flat side, but that’s okay.

So she’s got a little strawberry embroidered little patch here, which I can appreciate that little detail. She’s got the fuzzy belly and her nose is not quite as 3D as I would like it to be, but that’s okay. There’s a better look in some better lighting for her, not good lighting for me.

This one is all right. I know compared to the real thing, this is not really that great. If we’re rating her alone as herself, by herself, please don’t mind my cat in the background, she’s playing with plastic.

But if we were rating her just as an Amazon plushie, she’s all right, maybe a 3/5. Nothing to write home about. Maybe a little on the flat side, but still cute. At least has that patch and the fuzzy belly, which, you know, are some nice details.

But if we’re comparing it to what it’s tryin’ to emulate, I think it doesn’t really come close in my opinion, except for the proportions and the style. And the last and final cursed plushie we will get into, must be the cat. Okay, so. Um… Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

So, (coughs) I just inhaled a fuzzy. So, this is like the general shape. Big blob of a body which I knew, but the tail, I don’t remember this from the listing. The tail is like it’s own plushie. Why is it that big? This is like a little raccoon tail.

Oh, but we’ve got, I don’t know if you can hear that. We’ve got some weighted beads on the bottom which is a nice touch. I have yet to buy a plushie on Amazon that comes with those weighted beads I think.

The fabric feels like not the most incredible high quality fabric ever, but it’s also not trash. It’s fine. It’s good, you know? It’s nice. I think it’s probably the nicest out of all the plushies that we’ve opened today, so that’s saying something. Unfortunately, I must talk about his face next.

It’s just a little creepy. I don’t know if I like it. He’s got some paws on the bottom if you can see, some little paws that stick out, so yeah. I guess he just kind of sits like this, and maybe you can prop his tail up and he’s like a little cat.

He’s not like super cursed. It’s actually nice, and the stuffing is actually okay. Like, for the construction and quality of this plushie, honestly 4/5, like, it’s pretty good. For the cursed factor, um, 5/5, very cursed in my opinion. If you like this shape and design and you think it’s funny or cute,

This is the plushie that I would recommend out of all the plushies in this video. Because it’s actually not bad, the construction and the quality, it’s just his face. His face is just intersting to me, so. But, that has been this video.

I had another blast buying some weird, strange, and cursed Amazon plushies and opening them and just having this crap in my house now. I don’t know what to with them. But anyways, I hope you enjoyed this video. Please don’t forget to like it and comment down below.

Let me know if you wanna see more cursed Amazon plushies. I’ve been having fun with this series, so let me know if you wanna see part three. Comment down below. But thank you so much once again for watching. I’m gonna skidaddle. And I will see you in the next one.