I Froze Time and Blew Up My Friend with Minecraft TNT in Blade and Sorcery Multiplayer VR!

On my way home from the play with my beautiful wife i sure hope i don’t get mugged in my my son who left at home hello there what do you want all right all right give me all your pearls easy easy buddy hopefully my son will become a superhero in avengers Oh god i just had the most horrible dream it was my origin story and it went great alfred alfred had a nightmare come bring me a glass of milk some bat milk they’re not actually batman mr wayne mr wayne have you wet your trousers again i just remember in that time a purple

Eyeball kinda looks like you oh um killed my parents in the subway for pearls that didn’t actually exist don’t mind my pearl collection over here i’ve got it fair and square mr wayne oh we’re not supposed to talk like this we’re not bad man okay there we go mr

Wayne where do you keep your pearls in this cabinet why are you asking alfred i’m trying to get in my suit alfred it’s not working alfred get the butter you gotta butter me margarine or butter let me just get okay i’m almost done i got a couple fingers in there alfred

Fingers yeah we built this billion dollar suit for more than just your fingers i can’t quite fit your accent’s all over the place oh you’d be gone the joker’s after me lucky charms where did he be keeping your partners at the end of your go-kart here

Is that a go-kart what are we even doing man what are we even doing it is definitely a go cast is there go and it is a cot oh you get to be batman now you have to be batman now come here get in the suit

And i don’t fit like this i don’t fit like this because you’re too fat that hurt worse than you trying to put me in the batsuit kicking you in the stomach hello alfred’s identical brother instead of alfred you’re wilfred you don’t make any sense you know what

Else does it make sense no wait whoa what was that oh i got some of the chris in my mouth that’s a pretty sweet magic yeah wizard off wizard battle yeah oh god you’re going everywhere chris i’m gonna get the roomba we need to vacuum up chris

If only you had an old wise butler to clean me up whoa what the heck was that you just threw your arrow on the ground stop blocking it oh your arrow’s still there you want an arrow oh thank you thank you why are you doing this to me

Chris you look great have you lost weight oh god that’s it oh ah as soon as i kill one it disappears somewhere else i think i have a limited supply of alfred’s remember batman shot a green orb out of his hand disintegrated alfred no i don’t i don’t think that’s cannon

My favorite episode you’re like the headless horseman you’re terrifying oh you want to block this you want to block this what yeah well you can still see the invisibility count is ruined with the sword and the green ball they’re sort of effective oh that’s a great sword i’m 19 you alfred

Sir alfred the smokey i don’t like it it goes great on ribs chris i have an allergy problem and you leaving your particles everywhere really it’s going to make me sneeze more like a chew it’s just darkness everywhere oh yeah and whoa it’s hard to snap away these controllers

On you look like you’re gonna tickle me or something i don’t like it okay i’m good this is about the size of you you jumped so far shut up why let you disappear there’s so annoying i’m trucking these balls my ears are bleeding they’re mine transition time to disintegrate myself

There we go the last block in place oh my gosh behold see top castle did you build this no i just wanted you to think i was cool all i have are wooden tools i’m a noob chris your friends are the noob for once you’re the noob i don’t know

This seems pretty stabby than me this map is freaking sweet though i don’t know if there’s this big let’s explore around i want to see it give me the grand tour of seatopia this house is in my house oh can i live in the fountain c top oh

God no i’m going to the nether minecraft top down see this what happens if i take a two second break from murdering you oh what i’m having an out-of-body experience man you know i keep going because the farther i go the further i stretch from my body

Oh my creepy leggings get the spongebob bit ready get the spongebob bits ready a few moments later oh okay super powers is this what drugs are like oh this is gonna haunt my nightmares Oh this is a new meme chris i’m like siren head it’s called longgar mcbooty that is officially ctop’s scp name long arm mcbooty will rain you have to photoshop this into scary black and white images and spread on the internet oh time to see if these wooden weapons can

Hold up chris come on we’re going to heat with my hope and view it with fire that looks painful these wooden weapons aren’t very good boy i’m sure glad i’m not him yeah maybe maybe a wooden pickaxe come here you’re not gonna get any stone doing that you’re just backhanding people see

The back of my hand yeah double back wow that’s super powerful how about iron iron ah it doesn’t look very sharp though where are you going oh this works better no there we go no no no no i’m jumping all the way to diamond beautiful though apparently there’s something better than diamond now

Oh yeah i stopped playing minecraft in like 2012. well i know the diamonds are forever diamonds are still the best in my heart and apparently i have my face and your face oh get it out get it out get it out because i thought you love diamonds

I need the map after that one ah why again oh god he stuck to it ew get off get off get up behold the ultimate hoe can only hold one spell at one time i got the bow and arrow look at me oh my god you just shot me in the face

Oh god burn the flaming hole in your neck disintegration pink no chris did you have candy all my friends just disappear chris wait can i do two at once ready and two for one discount it’s so much more fun when it’s not me give that guy the hoe come here come

Here oh it’s a real close [ __ ] hold on let me get in here you think you have magic the only magic is friendship run run eggs you’ve got anything i’ll take one omelette please hey brother you’ve got egg on your face let’s open the chicken would run out all

Right integration on you disintegration on cow what do the potions do the lingering potion splash potion oh you’re invisible now i am the one who will sneak up on you i can still see your eyeball and your axes you actually look super cool well i think these are random potions in each

One what is he’s even doing ow one of them’s hurting me i think it was poison oh it’s so annoying hey there’s an invisible one all right chris we have to experiment what do these potions do come here a second i got you a popsicle you got me a

Popsicle i want popsicle man it’s death flavored can i have orange i got a little bow and i want to play shooting me if you were ever what were you saying oh all right splash potion what did that do do you feel anything different i i have minty fresh breath whoa i’m

Fast dude i’m invincible oh there it goes hey you’re invisible again you’ll never find me you look super cool how did you find me dude i don’t know i’m just oh i’m really smart i guess hold on to this for me why am i over here okay well now

You respawn but you just have arms and a head okay and you’re really short okay okay listen you’re just tall and i can’t stop spinning the game i made an invisible potion but it stops at the forearm i made an invisible tank top no it’s an invisible like summer dress

Who’s got your legs too alright chris i got a potion for you that doesn’t look like a potion test that out just drink it i can’t drink it drink it hold on why yay can we do like a hundred of these yes it would be easier oh my gosh

Everyone’s better in this game than an actual minecraft more chris i need more yes yeah yes what up there i don’t break the game i don’t consider it a job well done you know belly flop hey chris i left my contact lenses somewhere in there if you

Just find those okay right here did i hit you and you i missed all the tnt and somehow hit you oh my god stop hitting me i can’t help it oh this guy’s coming right at me okay hey come on oh no oh my gosh i’m still flying chris help me brother

I need more dynamite more enemies oh there’s a shot in the face oh oh god now how he has a fireball you ding dong oh god that’s right but and oh my god caught up in it slow motion oh oh this makes you so happy going for the world record chris

Oh no oh no they found me invisible okay what what’s going on over here why what did i do to deserve this good that is good clean fun for the whole family oh wait new idea are you about to make this giant oh no look out guys

Wait a minute okay can i be that guy yeah go be him you’ll disintegrate like everyone else no we got fireworks too steel and flint look at me chris i’m a minecraft expert they call me john minecraft hey on minecraft i thought i heard it light shut up chris can you see

All right only solution mix it with tnt okay single stick of tnt this is why we don’t let you have tnt dude you didn’t even make it a second before blowing yourself up ow i just want further oh here we go you got an anvil chris i can’t pick it

Up if i can use force powers let’s see who wants to get anfield oh my god i feel like looney tunes but you be road runner i’ll be coyote here with an anvil meet me but i guess i’m not wildly coyote because i actually succeeded with your little legs

Felt that way throwing a temper tantrum no i shrink it down make it more compact there we go no no oh i stopped time by accident yeah i hate when i slip trip and stop time myself oh man it’s a it’s a simply chris action figure

You too can also kill this oh dude you look like you look awesome look like you’re river dancing oh you’re just running through a sword dude look at them they’re all posed like backstreet boys it’s gonna be me it’s gonna be may ready for this oh yeah what are you doing look he’s

Touching his butt little do you know they love each other chris oh and they’re they’re shunned by society their love is secret oh their love their love is forbidden why he’s punching more than face what happens if i blow up the tnt while time is stopped okay it worked and restart time chris

Come jump on one of these x-files music there’s a guy over there just twirling i don’t even know what’s going on i just see skye right now and i am very scared oh this plant is falling apart whatever blow him up why hey i’m going into the water we’re gonna

Make you giant then blow you up see if you can withstand the extreme pressures nothing’s more extreme than this pressure except for maybe your american idol audition which is happening right now oh no oh let me let me let me let me think for you sarah chris america’s waiting get ready

To text 1-800 c-top give him a thumbs up if you want him to move on the next stage or a thumbs down if you want him to die alright chris let’s hear us okay you ready man you ready all right watch this i got some dance moves and everything you see

Top i really like it when you don’t kill me because it hurts a lot please don’t hit me with a glimmering ball america voted you live finally ah i breathed you in you win chris i know confusing rules i win a big thing of tnt baby giants [Applause] Yay You