I Performed Illegal Experiments on Alex from Minecraft in BONELAB VR!

Start a timer on the clock somewhere over here glitch why don’t you just use your ice pick why you gotta be so dramatic all right glitch you and I have met Minecraft Steve correct well let me introduce you to somebody else today we’re experimenting on Minecraft Steve today we’re experimenting on Minecraft

Steve yep that cup right there and Rich you can’t take them apart and his girlfriend Alex you’re embarrassing him no you cannot have her do you really want her oh you’re such a ladies man glitch throw into the Grinders yep we’re gonna make Steve watch you’re gonna destroy his girlfriend while he watches

It’s a bit weird I’ve heard of it somewhere she doesn’t explode into a million pieces we can just tell her there’s diamonds down there Steve it’s okay she’ll be fine don’t get Twitchy Steve is very Twitchy he doesn’t like this everything’s fine just blocks right no it’s okay Steve

Glitch why are you attacking him already are you trying to give him a hug just a little one you can throw a Minecraft Steve in there so they can be together go on into the Grinders come on glitch stay back there Alex and Steve together forever boy you don’t want to look here

I’ll cover your eyes just come here there you go your eyes are covered ish don’t look at it if you don’t want to see it bye Alex bye Steve all right glitch we’re gonna experiment on them at the same time I think it’s the first time we’ve done a two-person experiment

At once what would you like to start with you want to start with something sharp or do you just want to beat them to death all right glitch so the first thing that we have is a hammer everybody knows a hammer is an excellent survivability tool can you say please

Absolutely not okay fine take it ow ow let me get back over there before you start swinging you need to learn to be careful with that thing all right who are you gonna pick first Steve or Alex Steve you’re gonna get it and swing you

Hit him in his his balls are not Diamond he’s in the fetal position crying glitch you need to be careful with that thing three hits with mjolnir and now you can have Alex all to yourself you want me to smack the girl otherwise it’d be illegal right oh

That was an accident ready Alex you’ve got a match Steve come on one is it true what they say girls are weaker than boys nah I don’t think so she’s just a little more flexible I want to see how thick the blocks are don’t mind me okay we need to figure out

A way to get rid of the evidence I think we need the pit bag bye they were stuck in the Grinders and now they’re both impaled that was brutal all right glitch if we’re gonna split this evenly yes snowball I know ah you were trying to throw it at me and I was

Trying to eat it it’s not a snow cone is it all right if we’re gonna split this evenly you put Steve into the pit I’ll put Alex into the pit okay what are you thinking r t x oh cause he’s shiny she’s not though she’s got those low quality

Graphics but him he’s shiny he’s uh-huh RTX good flame Graphics bad Steve you deserve better than Alex I just gotta say you gotta get somebody on that RTX spill you know what I mean all right go ahead glitch get rid of him bye Alex hey

Okay I missed are you gonna make it onto a spike oh no no no glitch that was very close I saved your life how does that make you feel after you killed me doesn’t matter all right glitch I’ve got something special you remember how we went on the

Mine cart ride and we had the diamond sword from Minecraft that we lost look what I’ve got this is what we’re experimenting on them with next come on you gotta get out of the minecart fine there that thing is huge you do not get to run away with my diamond sword we

Have to experiment on Alex and Steve with that be careful with that thing do not commit seppuku are you using it like a rowing kayak I mean if it works it works all right go ahead take your best shot at Steve that’s Alex one you’re kind of screwed too that’s

The wrong end of the sword glitch why don’t you let me handle it three that’s a drive-by stabbing you realize that so three how many do you take Steve one that was a pretty good hit this is an RTX sword as well oh I just stabbed myself two glitch

Alex took three with the sword he only took two girls really like diamonds don’t they she tried to outlast it he’s he’s RTX doesn’t save him you really like him because he’s RTX don’t you he’s very blocky then again it is Minecraft go on bring Steve into the pit I’ll get

Alex glitch you remember when I had my red hair everybody said I look like Alex or Kim Possible I don’t feel it what do you think green eyes red hair non-rtx Maybe oh dear glitch are you okay oh no oh no that is right through Steve what

Are you doing to him don’t let him suffer I’ve got a surprise for you it’s time to experiment with the lucky block because I think that’s the most Minecraft thing that we own am I right now you need something you can break it with because I don’t think you can break

It don’t hit her with it glitch drop it oh my goodness let the fight ow dude is throwing explosive stuff but Alex one look at that she’s a champ we’re gonna need another Steve but uh high five I don’t know how I came back from that but okay

Glitches like that’s my kind of woman now glitch how many lucky blocks do you want to experiment on them with he’s about to fight you for hit on his woman we’re not doing 20 no not that many you get five and you’ve already used one of them so that’s four all right glitch

There’s six there as many as you can break in the next 30 seconds we’ll use start a timer on the clock somewhere over here and go thank you you’re not gonna bring one oh no no a little tiny Hammer would you like to use it your ice pick Okay never mind Oh that’s a gun here you go glitch why don’t you just use your ice pick why you gotta be so dramatic oh well um nice shot with the head crab you impaled them right in his little crablets okay wait a second we need to collect these all right do you plan on

Becoming John Wick or something then away we go you got both of them right in their middle section look glitch Minecraft Steve is crying where are you come on I can’t take all this weight it’s getting a little glitchy glitch you’re gonna have to let him go glitch look

Minecraft Steve is crying don’t you feel a little bit bad you gotta load it first there John Wick do you have ammo no not snacks it’s for the gun so you can be John Wick just because they’re both for you doesn’t mean anything now you can show Minecraft Steve why he doesn’t cry

Minecraft Steve meet Little John Wick maybe look at that okay are you locked and loaded you better run Minecraft Steve looks mad how many was that five how many does Alex take I’m gonna make you shoot her one two three four five six seven eight she takes eight bullets I’m

Telling you Alex is a champ oh you like her better than Steve now maybe RTX isn’t everything okay what else do we have you have the ice pick you want to take some blocks out of them I mean it is Minecraft but I don’t think that’s

How it works you gotta prepare for this one he’s gonna mine your diamonds sir one hang on Steve calm down Steve it’s it’s an experiment thank you here you go can you say please I’ll sell it to you for 55.95 plus shipping and handling I’ll trade you

Ow are you okay did you lose an eyeball and go hey why are you coming after me slow down Miss now it’s your turn Alex instead of the ice pick we’re gonna use glitch’s sword ready one in the baby maker ow you want to use okay fine use the ice

Pick are you sure you want to do that to her though yeah why am I even asking are you Whispering sweet nothings in her ear glitch you’re trying to steal Alex from Steve you monster except she only took two hits that’s not creepy at all you’ve got until the count of five and

Then I’m gonna start blasting one two three four glitch are you down here hi what happened Alex you wanna go say hi to the head crab oh I can’t go up but you’re gonna have to let him go I’m sorry I’m gonna get killed if you don’t

I’m dead you don’t get to experiment with us now because you missed your countdown no glitch put it down I know it’s it’s huge on you okay fine you get one have an Alex I’m gonna make you kill her out you shot me and her are you a Republican

You’re a killing machine today are you satisfied now you can pick one more experiment to do on Alex and Steve one more and that’s it what would you like to do think about this think long and hard you wanna drive do you want a car are you even old enough to have your

License there little one can you reach the gas pedal 1970 Dodge Charger car is going please wait now you get in you get buckled up and safe to where you can reach the gas pedal all right glitch I can’t see you in the car can you drive are you ready to go wait let me get these guys out of

The way wait wait oh no you didn’t hit anything yet glitch don’t hit me with the car I’ve already been hit once he can’t see over the steering wheel so more than likely one of us is going you’re alive why more than likely one of

Us is going to get hurt all right glitch go ahead George you missed them completely are you okay are you stuck I don’t think I can rescue you are you okay well it’s okay buddy it’s okay we’ll do a different experiment okay okay fine so instead of the charger I’ll give you

Something different how would you like a nice shiny Ferrari huh huh this one is small so you should be able to reach the gas pedals oh no you can’t steer you can use your ears go go good he drove right by him again you gotta turn I don’t think he can turn You just crashed a hundred thousand dollar car are you feeling okay there you go glitch have a blast not literally please don’t hurt yourself again take three and go Like a professional oh no oh no glitch be careful look at that drift are you getting ready for the new Fast and the Furious movie oh of course you are because the FNAF trailers in it you still have one Alex and Steve is still alive

I think he broke Steve’s legs oh and you can drive away with your princess into the sunset okay maybe not if you guys want to see more crazy experiments with vehicles make sure to let me know down in the comments below but until next time I’ve got to

Try and Chase glitch out of here see ya glitch I cannot run as fast as that go-kart well that ended that didn’t it