I Stole My Friend’s Blood Golem House in Minecraft

There it was ethan’s most prized possession his blood at gollum house if even just one block was missing our server would go to war Wait he joined back on the old where is my house finally let the sfp wall begin where’s my prize blood golem house no no no that house was my everything bro i want my house back where is my house but this didn’t just happen i set this plan

In motion long before now for the greatest house heist of all time i’m coming in baby that’s observer oh flip that was dangerous as bro thank goodness i noticed that all right well i suppose this is the actual weigh-in ah flip advils so without wasting a second i began the

Heist moving the entire house and block the block to a new secret location the next day stolen it’s been abducted how snapped someone has committed sin and they must pay this is a cataclysmic event everyone get your butt over here now yes he called an emergency meeting he’s

Fallen for my bed oh i should probably hide go go go eeny meeny miny you pogba’s baby my guilty baby i know you did this where’s my house oh yo my dude is furious but bro if he swings that netherride sword around at any of these guys faces

It is going to be all out combat chaos and what about you 360 no scope my 360 no hope oh 360 no scope if you don’t get my house back it’s all coming together oh bro this guy’s not even looking at him he’s paying attention to luke and you

I’m elite really bro face me you coward i know you did this oh no burn your house i’ll burn your ass down with a dog how about that what about you luke and you i suck dirt bro you’re gonna be sucking after me because you’re gonna

Die luke do this there it is luke do this oh yeah i paid him off with a stack of diamonds to falsely accuse luke for my master plan i ain’t getting caught today hey yo shut up dress sucker six times i’ve been grinding all day but i haven’t

Found any times yet but still and there’s the coordinates too yo what he’s trying to kill the evidence we just killed him screw you butt i’m out no luke get back here get him i guess that’s the end of this meeting wait where are you guys going no

Don’t leave me guys please i need my house bro ethan is not happy he’s like everybody’s leaving me don’t worry i won’t leave you with it i love you mwah fine i’m back to the og team i’m gonna tell jordan that i need him to be recruited to take down luke cause we

Better head out of here too i’m going i’m going oh that’s where his bloodhouse golem used to be look at him he’s just so sad wait jordan please join me we can get luke and my house together wait what okay i did not expect this jordan come on jordan please this is the

Time join me join me brother and um this is actually perfect now i can miss guidance and even further away from his own house you know what i’m on your teammate then yes i’m here boy is that a yes let’s go okay cool i’m ready to burn some stuff

Down because this was totally all luke’s fault yes more conflict wait i go to chords you talk to luke all right go go do it go interrogate excuse me bro what am i even supposed to say to luke oh my goodness okay but i’m gonna need to do this if

I’m gonna fully gain ethan’s trust all right let’s go ahead slash tell yes okay john join me i bet let’s do this i’m gonna go all right where is luke’s house i’d never visit that bot i think it’s this one over here and have to find the mr suck dirt because uh yeah

He only gave me 230 and 50 as a quarter which is not very useful because i do need a z value so that’s not very smart of it mega bro what am i even supposed to say to this man i have not planned this far yes i come in peace please team

Wait you too need revenge ethan now oh this is perfect we can set them up against each other and begin the smp war yes luke i’m your homie for the job double agent dui stream over here okay all right we’re building something explosive i like it yo what’s up my sock

Turn mate where are my z coordinates please z quartz players question mark give it here give it a give it a give it it one three four let’s go give me the right gear full impression bro i have three things x y and z that’s all i need

All the info bro you’re such a foot alright my adventure begins to the great unknown to find my house bro there’s nothing here bro you are in for it now i did not just walk a million blocks to get scammed i’m gonna kill you you’re gonna give me the

Info give real chords please all right give it here give it here give it here give armor i want to give my armor bro i work so hard for this armor but the house it’s all for the house the house is more important fine whatever you say

Take this and this and this and this and this and this and all of this and everything i own there you’re happy now give me the cause bro go and go and you want me to end bro i want to start start finding my house you think that’s fine

Oh wait the end dimension my bad sorry dirt sucker my boy uh i’ll i’ll go to the end i’m sorry man my fool not only did we steal his house but now we’re gonna trap ethan top 10 videos right here oh my goodness hold up why is y’all saying that wait i

Didn’t steal ethan’s house wait it was that bond wait why is that wait oh i said wait oh it’s my last album silence bro what that sucky poster i just wanted to mind my diamonds a noble sacrifice had to be made oops at long last reunited with

Paper i have maps now this is not my house i’ve just been scammed i came all this way for what even is this what is i see it’s some sort of puzzle of course i’m big brain enough to solve this but hey what are friends for of course i

Will ask jordan to help me with this john and jonah john and jordan john and jordan solve please bang bang bang how exactly did i end up being the one to solve my own puzzle go my minion do it never mind this war could only get going

Once i actually solve this let’s see i’ll put it right in front of his face and hopefully he’ll be able to figure it out all right we to place that in this one at the top okay rotate that round this one goes down there boom you figured it out ethan what

What is this there’s the town hall from clash of clans bad town hall oh of course from clash of clans yes i thought the exact same thing well then let’s be on our way then ethan it’s not actually the town hall it’s literally over there i mean that is the

Most suspicious grass you’ve ever seen i see town hall but i don’t see anything suspicious thing spotted jordan follow me okay good he figured it out i honestly thought he was about to head into the town hall don’t look here i’m gonna look it way a railway system could

Luke use a railway system to steal my house bro come on house please be the right way wait no except that hasn’t happened yet for ethan to successfully reach his home he must multiply the coordinates with the light level for each chunk for every even number he needs to turn right and

For every odd turn left straight or left ethan one of these will result in your death which one i don’t know let’s go all right so we’ll go this way i mean i’ll just keep going straight i don’t really mind all right he’s going straight he made the first right

Decision but it won’t be long before he is dead flip the levers that means this one will be right because i’m always right ah no but my tnt mounted travels over there it’s okay the next one is the lava trap all he has to do is go left and we

Are good to go three two one and right because i’m right again how could he be this lucky now on this one i’m feeling a little bit of a left coming on let’s go left i use complex math no straight is off to his death and he chose the right way

How all the chads love me i’m just an absolute king and oh he’s found all of them are you serious there’s so many blood golem houses wait which one’s mine but what ethan doesn’t know is that none of these are the original they’re all empty this loot

Isn’t even close to this location bro there’s so many look at him he’s realized that his house is right here there’s seven blood golem houses it’s like christmas came early that’s right ethan discover that all of these are empty none of these are the true blood golem what an absolute king

Wait omg luke oh yeah he’s mad at look he’s mad at luke thanks your champion wait he’s happy why is he happy why why why why why why thank you so much thanks for the gift seven houses i did not think that’s true are you serious what i’ve been

Outspotted by my ethnic stupidity no that’s it i’m done i’m leaving