I Stole My Friend’s Netherite Armor in Real Life…

So i have a problem this is my only set of netherey armor but these people believe i stole it so they gave me an ultimatum either give it back in 24 hours or but it’s mine so i want to keep it but i don’t have time to craft

Another set so that’s where this plan came from please don’t laugh at it what if i went to my friend recraptu’s house gone his computer and stole his armor i don’t know where he lives so we need to find his address and for that we need a bank

So why of all people did i pick parker a few months ago we were in a discord call just talking about how our channels came to be what school is like and that’s also when i learned about the infamous yoga video but through some videos he

Showed i realized the school he went to was 30 minutes away from mine so i assume if i get his address through the bank it’s like a one hour drive to his house minimum unless he moved so i needed to throw this bank together fast i doubt parker

Would believe a dinky little shack was an actual bank so i found the budget to build it out of concrete but i realized trying to mine out a space for this bank without a haste beacon was too slow but the only beacon was owned by prince zam

The person i’m in debt to but i drank some invisibility potions and was able to sneak into their base i acted like i was their friend leowook but just invisible until someone in diamond armor walked in and they thought that person was me but they don’t like me so as i

Ran out of their base they killed the guy in diamond armor thinking it was me yikes but we got the beacon so we can mine this thing out so i’ve been able to finish most the bank but i ran out of concrete so i’m going to be using some

Wool for the walls he might be suspicious of that which suspicious he will be the most common thing on the lifestyle smp is getting someone to follow you somewhere for a video than having something bad happen to them which i kinda am doing that but the bad

Thing just happens in real life we just need to hope he is going to trust us and give us his address so it’s now the next day giving us about 10 hours left you know the beacon we stole it was stolen back by prince zam and now he’s really

Mad and really wants the armor now i am being threatened but i’m on the server now because parker said he would hop on mostly because i told him i would give him free hearts but that’s a false promise because i can’t give him any because i’m at three hearts i used most

My hearts to revive my friend ashwag last night so if i don’t get this set of netherright armor someone could sneeze near me and i’d die but moving on parker is now at the bank first thing to notice there was supposed to be a skeleton horse employee here but it’s gone i

Guess it was literally tied up a minute ago that’s really bad because that made wreck do the worst thing ask question he’s probably catching on to something fishy but i just told him our bank does things actual factual and that seemed to calm him down so now for him to set up

The account it’s a bit of a lengthy process because i put a lot of filler questions in there but they’re important because if i just asked him for his address why would he give that to me no one would ever give me their address like that but if i asked him for his

Name age favorite zoo that would build rapport and he would then give me his address because he trusts me as long as he doesn’t see the bank as partially made of wool so parker is filling out his information and putting it into these checking machines to see if what

He put is correct the only reason i built these machines is to build trust with him but the checker is actually just me making a piston noise to make it look like it’s being checked so uh hopefully he trusts it just remember we do things actual factual but it was

Enough to convince him because he filled out everything and we got his address bingo so we are on our way to parker’s house look at that gross lighting ew but here’s the actual plan to get the armor basically once i’m at his house i’ll tell parker i need to use the bathroom

Then sneak into his room and steal the armor but how do i know where his room is well in the video where he gets his silver play button he grabs it enters his house and right there we can see his stairs we can also see them over in this

Shot as well we need to know where the stairs are because his room is on the second floor and we can figure that out because in his setup video there’s a window but it’s a dormer window which are never on the first floor because those are in the roof and that’s about

All i was able to plan because i’m now at parker’s house but as i’m walking up to the door i’m realizing he’s not expecting me to be here at his house because you know i’m not supposed to know where he lives so i need a reason

As to why i’m at his doorstep so as he opened the door i just said the first thing that came to my mind hey i’m here to watch mcc oh come on again and he let me in like this guy is so nice too bad i’m going to take advantage

Of that so now i’m in his basement watching mcc with him but get this we’re watching dream’s perspective like this guy didn’t even think to watch green’s perspective who even is this guy now he deserves to be robbed so i want to get out of his basement fast so i’m just

Gonna go use the bathroom that’s code by the way he’s getting robbed now as i’m going up to his room i can show you i was quite right the stairs were where i predicted and his room was on the second floor bingo i tried to set up a camera

In the room it didn’t really work but guess what i found the yoga mat from the infamous yoga video then there’s his computer so all i had to do was log on to minecraft and steal the armor but i got greedy i could do anything on parker’s computer see parker’s discord

Is open and this guy has clout i just glanced over to his recent messages list and he has some big names on there you might recognize so i just casually messaged mcburkin hopefully i’ll get a response soon so now i’m like actually logging onto the smp to steal the armor

Because i could easily get caught but i’m also curious how far i could get with this reputation like parker so i started asking everyone to give me their hearts which nobody ever gives anyone hearts they’re expensive and more hearts has more power except i’m parker now so

Vitality is giving me two hearts even funnier were kinda enemies take the l vitalicy then mcburkin responded i feel like i’m king of the world now but my greed quickly caught up to me dream is winning right now so this is bad really bad i’m now stuck

In parker’s closet but he wants me down in the basement really soon to watch dream win all i know is that parker expects me to be in the bathroom right now which is the door he’s guarding i can’t just walk out of his room he’d be

So suspicious so this seems so dumb but to get him away from the bathroom door i lured him with dream it’s what he wants so i sent him a text telling him dream just did a sick cool play that got him back to the basement so i could as i’m

Walking back to the basement i realized i don’t want him thinking i’m one of those guys who takes forever in the bathroom so i need an excuse hi parker i think’s broken that’s why it took so long what your sink’s broken yeah no big

Deal i fixed it yeah just a few nuts and bolts you know yeah so dream is winning what a surprise but i feel like my excuse really worked because parker is now outside calling the plumber for a non-existent league which gives me time

To go back up to his room now i have to quell my greed because we only have a few minutes before parker realizes that the non-existent leak is well non-existent so let’s rob this kid did you know parker has a cat anyways i have like a minute until parker’s off the

Phone so i’m back in the room again i realize his personal echocraft server is open but no no i cannot get distracted this is my only chance so i logged on the lifesteal took off his armor put it in a secret chest and then just ran away

So it was officially stolen all i had to do was go home and take the armor out of the chest except parker made me finish watching mcc with him