I’m The Ultimate Minecraft Troll!! W/ TommyInnit

Ah you’re a happy guy please go inside please no you told me don’t worry ninja you’ll be safe what are you gonna do with those blocks tommy what are you gonna do with the thoughts tommy you told me how are you big t big man big ninja honestly doing good man

Now i’m doing much better i just got hit with a burst of energy i’m pretty jacked all right i’m in man your name ninja simp’s dream is your username it was supposed to be ninja in but that one didn’t get whitelisted are you ready are you still a steve steve i’m a stan

Sorry what did you just because of my skin listen you know underneath this all of this let’s keep walking yeah okay okay yeah i got nothing yeah i don’t know where were you going with that um you know do you have any torches it’s a little

Dark i don’t want to die you’re not going you’re not going to die in my hands with me you want i can give you some food if you’d like there’s a couple things i’m sorry it’s been a while oh oh tell me i’m sorry have you have you are you want some red

Bull you know i have some red bull behind me uh but no more i’m on a coffee grind right now i’m actually starting to get the shakes a little bit this is someone behind you oh wait i can tell stick with me no no don’t [Applause] dream is okay ignore my buddy no

What the [ __ ] buddy he was just sitting there menacingly tommy what with me ninja do you not understand he’s glowing i’m trying to give you a history he’s not glowing he’s just green so this is the dream smp my friend this is uh you’re living in paradise right now

What’s in here oh look some wheat i’m just gonna carry that let me grab a son okay so this is the dream smp this is one of the lands i’d say so down here you can see you see that big what’s wrong with you i got shot off man

It was the skeleton it was the skeleton no no no no no no no it was a skeleton he shot us off didn’t you hear it in i’m not going in there in no [ __ ] shot bro you know the last time i went into a little dark

Are you kidding me man okay all right all right all right all right you have to put a gun in my head jesus man all right well that’s no tommy i don’t know how old you are but this is unacceptable where i come from if you oh oh oh this is we’re chilling

That’s going to be so pissed right now oh i i got you in the cook shed before he did come with me oh do you know yeah yeah like slap ass you know what i’m saying like good game can we tell me okay slap ass good game out there tommy okay look past

That boy i look past what boy yeah good answer yes he’s so clingy by the way don’t don’t make eye contact with him cling to you okay he’s like a small oh okay you said you would protect me you said no no no no no no no no no it’s

Fine it’s fine come back come back ninja can you sprint sprint jump my friend i know i know i’m going i know where i’m going well i said i protect you provided you wouldn’t jump off anything quote i will protect you ninja and that was it that was the end of the

Quote i don’t see you i’m waiting for you i need to up my render distance hmm i feel where are you you’re not i see a fox just tell me where you are i don’t know how do i give you my coordinates again press f3 dream oh okay

Come here show me the way dream look i’m well i mean i think i feel like can i follow him to you at least no okay i’m on my way i’m not even gonna look at him i’m not even gonna oh my god he’s making noises dude

Okay okay man oh okay he wants me to eat meat ninja oh he gave me steak look he’s feeding me man i gotta follow him he just fed me he clothed me i’m on and he’s going to start running i’m not allowed to scream this level oh

Wait he’s showing he’s showing me to you oh okay well now i lost him oh i found him why is he taking you he whispered me what did he whisper you you whispered me he’s right here and now he’s and now he’s being all cryptic

He looks like a zombie can you find me please dream high dreamy okay okay yeah tell dream that he’s crouching up and down i am at 70 70. negative 81 help me dude he’s running right at me and he’s gonna start hitting me he’s hitting me

He’s punching me he’s hitting me with a steak he’s slapping me with his meat tommy [Applause] hey come with me let’s let’s all take a chill pill hey what’s this let’s take a chill pill no no no okay i can just walk back in ninja come back

Yeah i have a plan for you what’s up tommy we’re not gonna be able to follow it wait we have a plan that we can’t follow i don’t understand okay now ninja i’m gonna show you la manburg now i’m going to show you what are you

Talking about how do you type with this real quick sorry uh press t press t okay okay walk with me what with me i can’t i don’t even have a sword you get him tommy okay hey good thing we didn’t go back this way i think we didn’t panic tommy

Okay come with me come with me and be quick bro how the hell did you get up oh bro this thing is like ow getting hit man i just yeah i got will spider i’m trying bro like you you’re really fast you know what i’m saying i know you must

Have some you must have some uh ninja adidas shoes on stop okay Yeah he’s always ahead of us tom i’m trying oh shiloh okay now ninja dream actually technoblade told me that apparently this gesture for me from dream this chest is for you oh my god holy [ __ ] don’t take any of this i will okay yeah i didn’t what what the hell

This is dream’s bow yeah ninja i need that sword it’s my story i found it i’m gonna count down from five i don’t know right click that bed ninja uh-huh wait press q actually press q okay nothing happened press q on your keyboard okay nope

Oh [ __ ] don’t you dare stab me okay hold up cue cue hold up high five listen listen thank you all right he’s all right yeah why is that dog growling you know like i mean maybe take him out did you punch it i’m not gonna take one okay

What okay listen to me i i’ve been meaning to say this for the past while what is wrong with you oh the good boy i mean he’s clearly gonna go by man hey jesus get me out of here all right look man [Applause] [Applause] you