INSANE CHALLENGE: Beat Minecraft in 12 hours!

He Oh He He He He He He He He why is Minecraft not showing up again oh show up Minecraft please ah wow wow imagine Minecraft when it doesn’t want to actually work there we go everybody Welcome to the my name is Markiplier hello everybody my name is marip and welcome back to five night friend oh [ __ ] God help us

All Min raft good morning or afternoon depending on where you are everyone welcome to the stream this is going to be my last stream for a little bit I’m here with Crow King aka Big Papa plants on Minecraft hi um I I’m here to suffer if you check

The description um he is also live on Twitch and uh we’ll be uh probably for like 12 hours considering we don’t know what we’re doing um both of us have not actually properly beaten Minecraft so today’s goal is to do that you you excited no uh side note this has been a gimmick

For my streams for the past couple days if you want to come over to my U my twitch Channel you can then vote for what game I play tomorrow for 12 hours absolutely uh there’s a link in my description here on YouTube you should totally check out dude shipwreck oh [ __ ]

Maybe we did get a little lucky I love the ocean me too there’s a dolphin hello everybody hopefully chat’s working all right looks like it is oh my goodness gracious we’re rich we’re so rich yeah we’re so I’m going to drown uhoh here here here here just just stand

In the doorway no that would get cringe okay I don’t role play I I I’m realistic we take this stuff there’s there’s another one there there so many emeralds we have so much money yeah I we’re making it out of the nether with this one I took the Buri

Treasure map so I can uh hopefully find that as well I am at one heart hello oh and I ate rotten Ting flesh damn bro we’re doing so well just a heads up there is no um there’s no keep inventory so M there’s a tiny little fish here I’m hitting it Okay I’m so excited to waste 12 hours that is okay okay I got to warn you if you’re I one of two things happens when when one of these streams begin right you either forget it’s been a couple hours or every time you look at the timer cuz like in my stream there’s

A timer in the bottom right that has specifically how many minutes it’s we have to go so every time if you see that you just going to get reminded oh no no yeah it’s pretty bad no there’s there’s an Ender staring at me ah bro did you look at him maybe

Now he’s coming for my [ __ ] all right you’ll be all right you’ll be all right I’mma take this time to not die yep okay I hear him yeah he’s uh so loud that is what he is I was going to try to get an ender pearl so we could

Uh get a we get a head start yeah oh and you’re doing the strats bro it’s so over we got this man he’s probably not even going to drop one I’m going to like die stream’s over in like 10 minutes bro that’s how quickly will beat the game dude

Imagine yeah I got to go cuz I got to get ready for my hair appointment but good good thank you have fun feel free to pop in later if you want if we’re still here I estimate this going to be at least five or eight hours yo anywhere between that oh my God

He’s he’s tweaking he’s shaking so weird I don’t know if that’s like a new update but he’s peing bro you did just punch him yeah he’s like we gas station we did I win yet [ __ ] off we just started man that’s just started buddy oh my God I have your chat did not

Drop no don’t tell me it’s so J I had to I just Shi my I oh thank you now we will go and be Mongolians yes CU we’re having heart attack for real hi welcome to the Stream let me turn up the Minecraft music for you guys in my it’s already cranked up

To 10 for me man this should be blaring my ears bro man I don’t know you quiet down dude that’s [ __ ] up you can’t do this to me sure bud that’s [ __ ] up bro knows me though bro likes to joke like that bro’s in my basement right now don’t worry bro knows

Me ah so you keep your chat in the basement you’re one of those yeah yeah my chat’s my chat’s down there right now as you know as they should be indentured servitude for real you love to hear it man imagine how funny this would have been if we had like a Herobrine mod

On I don’t like to think about that that shit’s scary yeah I have to uh once I come back to streaming I’m doing a uh Herobrine mod stream I test is that what the SMP is going to be about like herand is just going to be there no that’ be awesome

Though um the um the mod is called from the fog I tested it out and Luma witnessed me like [ __ ] my pants a little bit what I’m hearing is it’s so over yeah literally he spawned behind me and I almost started like crying in tears on your knees bro begging literally literally soing

Also no you’re not getting out of the basement screw you you haven’t watched enough classic Thomas hours before you’re allowed out come on it’s 100 hours per viewer yeah literally someone’s got to pay for the sponsorship that’s what I’m saying okay um okay I have I have gift for you I am somewhere

Oh oh yeah I got to I should cook that before I eat that which means I need Stone yeah where are you where are you where’d you go I’m in the fields oh I’m in a forest right next to a bunch of land animals oh I see you come here

Come here come here come here oh my God Santa Claus what the [ __ ] stone tools finally we speedr running this [ __ ] where’s where’s the UHD where’s the uh dream speedrun music Let me let me pull it up real quick Ah hell no dream speedrun music I love the speedrunning music it’s

My favorite part of the music all right let me just keep that on for a good 10 minutes to annoy everyone who’s still here actually you know what you should do you should find a video that’s like an hour of silence and it randomly Breaks by this speed running

Music you know what I’m going to do that actually I think that exists if it probably does but you should do that interruped by dreamed music okay we are one ginger ale down it’s Jo maybe it doesn’t exist I’ll just I’ll just have this playing for for a

Little bit who’s texting me who’s texting me it doesn’t exist that’s [ __ ] up man yeah for real also apparently my mic is very quiet still let me move it closer to my face properties um Mike uh hopefully it being right right up to my lips is a little better sorry

Guys it’s it’s new so I’m still figuring out the I’m going to decrease your loud ass volume on Discord my bad hopefully hopefully it’s a little louder for everyone else now at least yeah see I can’t hear it so you just sound schizophrenic to

Me shut up okay let me get more Stone so we can make a a furnace furnace yeah bro I’m opening up a second Ginger Man Banger I got my priorities straight I’m going to need this bro I’m going to need every sip of this see I can’t drink alcohol but

Something makes the time pass better when you got ginger ale yeah that’s facts Life can be a Dream there’s no coal down here all right I am staring to death this this how my fever dreams look like with me hi hi fre hi welcome welcome to the welcome to the stre that’s my thumbnail guy that’s that’s the silly guy what’s good bro welcome good afternoon hopefully my audio is louder

Now listen if you’re not blasting out people’s eardrums you’re clearly not loud enough yeah clearly where the [ __ ] did you go I saw your name tag for like two seconds listen I like to wander yeah I can tell I’m going to kill I literally have all the emeralds gold nuggets and iron

Nuggets on me if I die it’s over I BR my fingers oh I see you Luma oh are you Okay I’ve r two monitors I’m so sorry thank you I appreciate it it’s not enough Bro okay well I’m hunting food and [ __ ] how how much food you got I have two pieces of meat and the Haram meat I have have five pieces of pork and 10 10 Mutton wow how do me bro I’m sorry I’m sorry what would the law say bro would not be pleased I don’t think it’s so over cut down this tree and it’s getting dark out uhoh oh no are we going to have to build like the [ __ ] Shack and hide just

Died so I can’t keep an eye on chat now I’ll be I’ll be your eyes on chat thank you I just put meat into the crafting table you hear that stream I I will be your voice everything you say I will say beautiful for both chats this is ack for both chats Sorry baby sheep I am lost man the sun is down it is Dark I’m near a beach I know that much oh there’s a tiny tiny yes where is you um I’m still near is spawn I’m just cooking up some food cuz I’m going to die like listen death is temporary yes as God once said death is temporary okay they can indeed hear me better

Now uh okay I just imagine lum’s in the other room on the pogo stick jumping she’s actually right in front of me she’s uh our Des does she have the pogo stick it’s it’s a pogo dog it’s like the hot dog thing oh wait hold on I’m thinking of a

Wrong Pogo yes yes indeed all right let me put on the the Yik sound track what am I what am I what are you shoving in my face right now oh oh thank you no sorry sometimes she just like hands me things she let me take her phone so I

Could keep an eye on chat how read it wholesome so romantic shut up shut up I am going to explode oh that’s that’s no good I just saw oh my God why can zombies see you from so far away now that is so J oh dear God Bob is here Bob

Bob is here yo what’s good Bob welcome welcome to CH Bob I wonder who I’m live with Bob oh My Glob oh my goodness gracious for real great googly moly yeah I agree with that all right I got a soundtrack to put on let’s hope I don’t

Die bro gets to see see me play God for ungodly man hours yeah Baba’s love bab’s life this is factual that is fact this is well known to the public [ __ ] bro what is your problem you Jank ass Skelly [ __ ] ah [ __ ] off you [ __ ] oh

My God I’m so dead I’m so dead it’s over yeah you figure that out I’m just going to cook some food on the Shipwreck is this where you are no yes okay I can get over there actually why we burning the sticks burn the saplings yeah global Warming okay I killed I killed the Skelly bones I have a need to build a tower I feel it deep within my bones all right I’m coming you playing you playing with take a wild guest B take a wild guest do you recognize that voice Bob take a wild guess

Bob take a strangely bizarre guess if he forgets who I am I will be sad yes it’s me it’s me the psycho from the from twitch oh [ __ ] I fell in a ravine funny seeing you here absolutely bizarre I know now yeah I know who you are now Bob I

Know who I thought you were random dud it on Twitch funny SMP member I can’t I can’t wait to drop the the full trailer for brickcraft it’s going to be so [ __ ] good brick up craft Real me desperately trying to find the shreer you to become immortal yet listen listen listen no morality is a scary thing Then and if you tell me to kill Tom I don’t think I will man listen Tom is currently promoting me you found a one you Su [ __ ] you I didn’t see it bro actually I think I might know the r you’re talking about okay I think I’m on my way

Now this is not indeed the correct Ravine oh dear God why is the song playing right now that is not oh it’s so jover it’s so over what what happened ah dude it it’s not looking good man uhoh it’s not looking good if I see a

Oh wellow is is all your stuff at the Shipwreck then or no it’s all in a you I was going to the Shipwreck well listen I thought we could meet halfway you didn’t even know where I was listen bro I was trying to meet halfway yeah we [ __ ] turned down YouTube Music loud as hell okay well you’re back at spawn now then right probably okay I’m looking for that Ravine where I perished yeah I don’t think it would be joyous to lose everything you had including all the gold Nets yeah my game isn’t showing properly ah [ __ ] dude it’s over wait

What Bob just entered My Stream and told me my stream yeah my stream’s frozen why is it why is it the way it is okay hold on I’m just going to sit here nice and shfe okay Place SC battle okay why is it the way it is that’s just the way it is Yeah okay I’m pretty sure this is spawn so yeah it is y yay it works nice I think at least we hope and we pray okay well um I’m at spawn near the Shipwrecked area I am in the water near the Shipwrecked area okay did you get your

Stuff back or do you know where it is I got all my stuff back okay hold on I think Minecraft’s Frozen again how oh [ __ ] hello guess guess what listen I’m struggling guess what what on why is my stream Frozen again it just like it freezes on the pause

Menu it just doesn’t want to continue from the pause menu is it is this just the stream then a pause menu Sim way maybe you could uh like restart streamlabs now hold on I got to uh I believe in you I believe also I totally didn’t give you a bunch of pork you did what Nothing say what now no your inventory is not cleansed okay I had to not Tab out to get it to function no when I tab in it stops working my bad I can’t be at full screen this is scof all right I can work with it bro

How is the how is the skelington not on fire it’s down the hill no it’s was going to catch on fire soon just’s going to catch on fire yeah the sun shall rise oh my God I gave I gave you pork I’m sorry you gave me pork this is Haram I’m sorry

I gave you a lot of it too this is offensive I’m very sorry Allah will not be happy with this news I’m very sorry take your take take your Haram meat back okay how dare you do that skelling t catch on fire it did joyous day joyous

[ __ ] you bro die die thank you all right I got my stream working that’s good how did you find out it was me if my name is Bob boner because I mentioned it I mentioned that Bob boner SL Bob the knob SL Bob was a bricked craft brick bricked up CRA Bob boner

Craft SMP member skellon [ __ ] there’s so many dude we we’ve already spent [ __ ] how long just sitting here doing nothing we’ve already been here for 30 [ __ ] minutes and we’ve got nothing done okay I mean I think of it this way we have all the time in the world yeah most

Definitely oh my God where where’ you go there’s another skelling tting I’m scared I’m scared [ __ ] I abandoned you to go into the forest oh you [ __ ] you couldn’t have waited for me G sending I’m mailing you to China as we speak that’s your first language and you can’t

Speak it how about you [ __ ] you know what I’m I’m going to find you I’m going to find you in game in game in Game of course I’m going to find you in Minecraft yeah in Minecraft and then I’m going to skin you in Minecraft literally like we’re playing Minecraft come on you

I will commit violent Horrors upon you in Minecraft mcra you will wish you have died by the time I done in Minecraft right now I’m just collecting a lot of wood English is my first language but the first thing I learned to do is your mother Bob I owe you

$200,000 listen uh how about eight emerals yeah you do areum I don’t I don’t really need to you know get docked that hard so the charm no it’d be like eighth I got [ __ ] Doxon pyro cynical server um on on [ __ ] Wiki tubia um [ __ ] Tumblr hi welcome why why did you get

Docks on Tumblr the same the same reason dude I know it’s [ __ ] stupid I didn’t even know you were on Tumblr I don’t know whether be more disappointed there’s just [ __ ] drama blogs on Tumblr oh oh my goodness gra I know it’s insane it’s it’s it’s insane like I have

A tumbller account but it was like just to like I’m building a Shack in the forest why are you so adamant on leaving me behind I’m not you’re just far away yeah I miss you I miss you too the yeah okay it’s on the DL all right all right

Bobby boy wait what good thing there’s no one else in this in this twitch chat I’m going to Secret I’m going to pop over to it no no no no no no no no no no that is what’s going on in your chat listen I read a wholesome conversation between Father and Son oh you’re lucky that you’re lucky the the chat isn’t Loading quick poob delete your messages okay um um were you I know I would have to do that but you know um Luma she’s playing godod you’re [ __ ] out she’s busy she prior real kill them listen I can’t do that LMA would kill me okay um I have no idea where you went

But I’m going this just look for a Shack in the middle of the forest dude do you know how many forests are surrounding the [ __ ] spawn uh look for one by the beach dude come on I I can’t be more specific did you go towards the one

That had like a giant pretty like Lake and flowers no okay back I Go you know the forest where there’s a bunch of animals are you going to be in the S SMP then see that’s still something I’ve been negotiating with myself right do I want to be a part of the bricked up SMP it does sound like a good

Time but at the same time do I want to become a Minecraft streamer that that is the question that comes to me the big thing about like brickcraft like um it’s not modded and there’s no lore so there’s no real like like you don’t have to be on it 247

You can just kind of stream it whenever you want uh I do like that I do like that yeah cuz um be there didn’t know that I noticed that most smps right now are all modded and they all have this crazy lore but I just wanted to do

Something fun like you know coming home after school and playing Minecraft with your friends I mean that’s understandable yeah I mean if that’s the case then I might join but like when it comes when when it comes to Minecraft servers I’m like there 3% of the

Time I found a geode and and a m shaft and also what a geode and a m shaft that that does sound a likely story I lost my shack good job oh no oh no I found my Shack pause the [ __ ] music oh no no back up back off my dick bro panic and disarray literally let me on the brick you already said you don’t want in what the hell going on in my oh get away from me get away oh my

God [ __ ] off me when I don’t play on easy mode Minecraft die every two [ __ ] seconds I mean I embrace death I I don’t want to lose my thing because of all things are temporary then I should not feel my consequences B promises we won’t kill you that is kind

Of hype what Bob promis promis not to kill me this is kind of hype okay that’s pretty that’s pretty baller yeah an offer like that from Bob after I trashed his house and lights of Peace stream listen oh I mean I didn’t just trash his house I trashed his [ __ ] spaceship in

The Dead space one I’m not sure it’s his but like he says it’s his so like I I’m [ __ ] I fell but I am predisposed to believe it in a 20-day period oh all right dude I am so set I literally just made my spawn in the [ __ ] cave that

I’m in so I’m going to slap all my [ __ ] down and try to try to get some iron wow imagine leaving me behind to go in you did it first buddy I did no such thing I was trying to build a shack for us no no no you’re the one who left me

Behind no nuh you know we’re starting drama oh the next 11 and a half hours are going to be interesting [ __ ] hell man okay speaking of where did you go um I’m in a big old cave in in a pl’s area is your Discord server done yet no

It’s not cuz I’m a lazy [ __ ] who doesn’t know how to moderate listen Bob uh I take my time with things um do you know how to read coordinates because I can just give you mine what like the Minecraft coordinates nah n i mean I could use

Those but that would be cringe I I mean if you say so it’s a pretty nice cave and there’s a mine shaft there’s a shaft okay I’m in I can’t do this anymore oh my God what’s the cords what’s the cords oh they’re they’re on my stream

Screen oh [ __ ] my [ __ ] webcam is covering them I think okay let me send them in chat when are you going to friend Bob on Discord listen Bobby boy you know what first thing after this stream at 2: a.m. morning I’ll friend you a Tom it’s so

Jo okay I sent them in the game chat now those are coordinates yes and you are so far what the [ __ ] maybe you shouldn’t have oh my God can you guys stop calling it brick up SMP I’m GNA kill you it truly left me behind man I’m going to start [ __ ] eating this

Cucumber bars I ain’t even joking crch okay I must go in this direction for that is where Timothy tomothy lives I can make you a bed sure I’ll take a bed also uh Bob remember to vote on the thing for tomorrow jedge is currently winning and I don’t really want to play

A horror fishing s that [ __ ] sounds scary dude you went so far away you truly left me behind I was still by spawn I’m a cuber life truly can be a dream Huh it’ be better with shop but iord it my summer car for the win dude if I if you make me play My Summer car for 12 hours I expect you to be there the whole 12 Hours uhoh that is lava that is not torch light I put the Cucumber down [ __ ] hey bro this looks like a cave is this the direction this is not the direction this is [ __ ] Copper I’ll try to pop a b yeah fair enough man Bob is a very busy guy you know you know you know it it do be like that it must be tough being Bob holy [ __ ] dude having the chat and the cords off on stream at the same time is [ __ ] sensory

Overload okay so now I need to go in this direction Elliot you left me so far back I was still by spawn my bad you abandoned me at Birth to be honest I’m not busy just throwing rocks at being double used Fair now but that that’s hard work man

What the [ __ ] I’ve been hit with an arrow my life flashes before my eyes I am soon to die [ __ ] hiccups cuz the damn Cucumber Tom is [ __ ] dying on stream real I’m sure many people would enjoy that good stream I’m going to make so much money off your your a stream Tom [ __ ] dies ah creeper holy [ __ ] I’m I’m just watching this right now bro this that was a worthy performance

That’s like the fourth creeper to pull up on me and I think oh hi hello me when I Yik yes I’m going to starve to death but that is not indeed a problem I I don’t worry no that is not indeed a problem you know

Why why cuz if I die right yeah then all my Hunger is restored oh that’s facts actually yeah here let me make another uh let me make another chest real quick oh okay [ __ ] I can’t access the bottom one or the top one here oh this is

Sabotage I can’t tell if I’m the one lagging but like you be jumping around and it’d be scary I don’t think I’m lagging um can I gold nuggets to turn them into uh uh sure I I yearn for the mines cuz we can we can use those for for um trading in the

Nether I do remember something about that here I’m just making some torches real fast I have 4 n i don’t need torches I got my eyes on dark mode all right where where where did you where’d you go I fell okay I should probably make new tools real fast

I got this bro I’m going to go grab my [ __ ] pickax perfect damn bro it dark down here yeah that’s why I made torches nah I don’t need them I’m going do my own thing actually I need iron for that I’m going to get you for saying that what do you mean

Tom stabs other streamer on stream listen I know I could be immortal yet Bobby boy but like listen immortality is temporary this like all things am I out of food already there an L okay Well I have urin for the mines and I have found iron and Lapis and red stone but I can’t mine like Redstone because I got no iron need to get up to the m shaft there so I’ll take that immortality is not temporary well it’s temporary for your state of

Mind I just saw a creeper Spin and that [ __ ] was scary listen Bob I might not be in the best state to have this conversation cuz my brain is basically dead but I do be have ginger ale so oh wow you got a whole you got a whole posy on you huh I

Got the boys the squad and the homies oh [ __ ] dog and another creeper damn bro these [ __ ] weirdos damn bro the sun shall consume thee holy [ __ ] bro he will burn for a long ass time okay there he is yeah cuz we’re on normal mode so don’t feed them I

Don’t plan on feeding the Beggars outside your home bro holy [ __ ] this is a big ass cave yes I didn’t realize how like deep it went down they are Burgers I know I know I know Bob I remember I remember your historic lessons on how to deal with poor people

Yes they’re homeless not foodless you’re so right this is awful man I’m so dead I did not feed them I don’t feed the Homeless I follow the teachings of Bob I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be saying stuff like that on stream it’s all good and if gra I did not Grandma

Bit me oh [ __ ] Bro dude I might have a dispute with what’s your problem what’s your problem what’s your problem die die die die die thank you is you good yes good oh there was a creeper behind me I almost wasn’t good listen I follow 90% of the teaching Bobby Boy oh hey dude hello I’m going to go get that Redstone I saw okay you like mortality B listen listen listen life was a cycle death is temporary and um I forgot what the last bit of that supposed to be but you get the idea I found lapis we can now

Enchant wait no we still need the [ __ ] table dude Tom it’s Jo over my brain is already dead I’m just getting iron I’ve uh encountered a very large vein of iron luckily Bob I can’t respond to that without revealing your identity a lot I like you too I I feel like

That’s a good thing I currently have oh iron 28 pieces of raw iron oh yeah Bry I think it’s time they know all right I I’ll wait for I’ll wait for you to tell them Bob well has an announcement to make oh very curious on how he will say it

Wait where am I going wait there’s lava okay we have lava you know what that means we up front the proces just pretend they know all right I’ll pretend they know know what is going on let let them figure it out okay hi what listen uh Bob

Does not want to reveal the truth but he wants to pretend that you know okay listen see I can’t explain the genius behind Bob yeah but I can say he has ideas and plans okay for crimes on a massive scale oh see D I need to get me the

Lea and he called you Pebble that’s [ __ ] up didn’t you call your son Pebble dude I actually feel like I’m losing my mind like I this I feel like this started off as a joke but now my brain’s like actually recognizing it as factual yeah yeah I’m I’m cracking man I’m losing

It it’s so over wait Tom how make lava what wait [ __ ] how make obsidian um I’m going to be honest every time I’ve ever tried to do that um I’ve either I’m actually are you trying to make like a generator no no I’m trying to I’m trying to make a

Another portal oh oh um I don’t know how to explain it we need a professional yeah for real my break okay [ __ ] don’t don’t break your sword no I just I just hit that zombie with my [ __ ] can dog hell yeah brother show up four hit him with the one two punch on God okay I’ve got a plan Arthur I think you should tell him instead all right yeah so Tom yeah here’s a fun fact about Bob bro is Kane what from the Bible the first murderer he killed Abel no way that’s crazy yeah when he revealed it to me I had the same

Reaction on God but then he be saying [ __ ] that’s actually concering raised eyebrow yes perhaps we shall be careful yeah we should be we should be extremely careful wait hold on that make Cobble Oh I thought I thought lava on water makes obsidian yeah it depends on

How you do it oh my God Zombies bro I just How hey Tom D would you like to be immortal Bob is asking uh maybe all you have to do is commit murder okay I’m on my way to your Lo so they need a DNA test to make sure they’re Bob related okay I’m on my way to your

Location CR bro oh you can’t do this to me you know murdering me is a hate crime I could say the same if you tried to murder me that’s why I decline immortality every time you’re the one who agreed hey hey hey it was just it was for the

Funnies it was for the funnies for the funnies I’m not I’m not being serious I’m not being serious I’ll kill you like in the game in game oh my in Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft you have to kill your closest friend yeah all right it’s j fora hey hey Chad uh is the

Stream quality good like is it is it is it scrumptious quality I must know hold on actually let me check your stream also I don’t hate Yi if you guys want Crow to play Yi go go say that go go say it on my [ __ ] thing yeah you

Have I know you have and you said it three different times that’s why I didn’t count it cuz it can’t be like I I went no way three different people wanted me to play y it’s just you three times for me like I already have a plan

To stream it I just can’t stream it yet oh cuz you’re doing the new version right yeah yeah I’ll do I’ll do I’ll stream the old version but I I don’t feel comfortable streaming it knowing that I test for IV CU I don’t want to accidentally slip up and say something

Live that I’m wasn’t supposed to say ah all right cuz like if I I’ll stream y I’ll do I’ll do welcome to the stream oh hey anyway it was me Aram and Elliot is that true is this factual can we confirm this what I just [ __ ] died I looked at

What arum said and it distracted me and I exploded I’m not opening that dude switch sucks ass [ __ ] up don’t worry arms mean like that says bro says that to me too bro literally sent me a little Doodle of myself just [ __ ] like dead with a middle finger and with a middle

Finger and said my honest feelings after seeing you get bombed by a creeper twice bro bro [ __ ] mean like that God all right anyway hate that [ __ ] all I should probably sleep right when I open when I’m sleeping I [ __ ] love that that where are you there anyway I’ll my condition

To playing Yik right if I’m going to play Yik I want two guarantees guarante one sausage ball rolls what the [ __ ] are you on about Bob what did Bob say what is Bob say he just went sausage rolls I mean you know what that’s kind of

Based true anyway I’m going to have to call my bank later s i bro call him on stream hell no I’m a cucumber G if you play Yik I’ll baby you through it okay I’ll take that but uh my other condition is not only do I want a [ __ ] executive professional

On this on the stream to make sure I’m not being an idiot but I also want a I want at least a guarantee I’m making demands I’m making demands I want a guarantee that at least one viewer at least one I don’t care how many is it at

Least one viewer will stick through the whole 12 hours I’ll do my best I’ll Stick Around for for forck for me yes hell yeah also don’t wait hold on what did I say don’t threaten Bob one eye open when I’m sleeping anyway why am I reading your chat should

Be reading my chat I’m showing no love to my chat I’m sorry Bob I’m sorry babe hello anime King welcome to the Stream I’m currently eating a Cucumber I forgot they updated the bat model it’s actually really cute what the [ __ ] okay so as I understand it lava on okay no how how make how make how make obsidian how how how make date with your mother how make obsidian I figured it out good

Job this is truly brilliant I’m going to do the cool speed running Strat I saw slime scope but I can’t remember the [ __ ] dimensions of it so it’s going to be awful yes yes yes I ohow so dumb well welcome hope you enjoy and oh did what bro is watching

From India yeah that’s awesome I think that’s like the first time time I’ve heard someone watching one of my streams from like that far it’s HP hello from Canada cucumber oh Sleep hey Tom H you need to find the F talk to Jack manifold yeah I’ve spoken to him a few times now what oh Bob asked if I’ve spoken to Jack manifold yeah he told me he told me to propose to uh Luma in a Foxy the pirate

Fursuit B’s going to throw a penny at into my what the [ __ ] bob that is murder and that would be [ __ ] up Tom Bob wants to kill me ban him from the SMP okay take that bom I love you gers Beast I dissed Bob listen you diss me on a daily

Basis you declined Bob’s immortality yeah I don’t want to be immortal I want to die it’s called I can’t say that the way I just [Laughter] smiled yeah it’s kind of crazy that Jack manifold knows about my existence that is absolutely terrifying he’s neat he’s a cool

Dude bbor what are you going to do oh I’m going To whatever you do I will live to see it crumble to dust I think that will be the depressing part about it you’re going to see your favorite ice cream place closed for all eternity that’s just evil [ __ ] the man’s Immortal sh upon like my worst enemy are you going to watch your

Favorite frozen yogurt place go disappear into Ash I love fro yo man it’s [ __ ] devastating yeah he will never financially recover from this it’s a sad life being Immortal for real my phone my girlfriend’s phone is uh distorting that is that like no seeing the colors there

Is that [ __ ] Pepe the Frog but like made in my damn chat listen Bob you got to you got to learn to make the most out of everything right just because your favorite Ro place closes doesn’t mean you can’t make your own are you good dude a zombie [ __ ]

Jump scared me so hard I actually physically jumped my whole stream just saw me actually jump at a [ __ ] zombie pulling up on me that is embarrassing hi everybody that’s hype anyways how y’all doing in tears crying cries just please I’m begging what did Bob do listen listen it’s not it’s it’s not

About what you did do it’s about what you didn’t do I’m just spatting at my ass I got no idea what I’m talking about okay the nether portal is like halfway built nice I got some red hey blind sento hey man Peak stream thank you yeah you look

Pathetic [ __ ] you I’m sorry I got scared dog what did Bob didn’t do you didn’t show Love Bob you need to show love for your family yeah Bob is Love Bob is life why why is the the life and love not shared is pretty good oh we’re we’re making Bob pacifist in this

Stream that that’s what we’re doing yeah it must be it’ll truly be my greatest achievement it’ll be like undertale pacifist route the good ending of the Bob lore Bob cannot love if Bob is Immortal yes no that doesn’t mean that it means you can love twice as hard as everyone at

Least three times because you’re Immortal why Bob speaking in third person because bro has been Immortal for a long time his mental state can barely keep up cuz Bob is that epic fair enough also factual actually blind sento do you know how do do you know how

Minecraft Do you happen to know how Minecraft right Yes I do all right awesome we’re going to we’re going to need your help through the stream because we’re going to be here a long time yeah I mean I I’m getting can Bob join the VC I will ask Tom Tom are we allowing Bob into the VC um for now since it’s

Already going to be a long stream let’s try to get some more stuff done first H yeah and then we can like throw in the towel I’m not going to be here for way too long okay quickly I need as many instructions as you can how how beat

Game well is our is our main goal to just like you know beat it normally like beat the ender dragon or are we trying to do everything [ __ ] okay what would you consider as beating the game Blind Center what would you consider us beating the

Game it just goes you need to kill a warden it’s so Jer man beating the game yes what what is is beating I will when I eventually can okay okay all we have to do all we have to do Tom is kill the ender dragon all right all right cool with speed and

Dexterity and maximum proficiency this [ __ ] M shaft is like kind of huge grab the Ender Dragon and say you know Bob they will fly away and never be seen again but now that’s the thing I need it to die I don’t need it to run away I don’t have the game yet

Arum what games you talking about uh they want me to get balers gate balers gate yeah which I definitely will when you know I have the money oh dude you get balers gate I’m there with you I have a few people that I want to play

With I got a um arum and I are going to be doing like a a stream oh I I just found a golden apple um we’re going to do like a stream Ser playing Boulders and it’s going to be freaking epic Wicked Brokey don’t call me a Brokey dog oh my

God blind cental Boulders gate is good from what I’ve seen dude let me tell you I play I’ve upset the game came out day one I was there uh not because I was hyped for it but just because ooh new game and then I played it and I didn’t

Stop playing it for like two months yeah that’s [ __ ] arm dude bro has I literally like nonstop played it do I watch anime yes I do I do actually I do indeed I’ve played it I’ve modded it I’ve had I’ve I’ve gone through every sex scene in the game hey and let me

Tell you I could make a really good tier list oh my God I could rank them bro yes I do I do watch anime and manaro is probably up there in a tier and if you know you know yeah RM has 350 hours in balers arum’s [ __ ] real real I just saw an

Ender you know what Tom I’m going to join your stream while you’re stream balers gate and give you all the clues you need to get the worst ending in the game oh like that it’s literally 3 seconds long but it’s also one of the most confusing to

Get and you get I got an ender pearl and a grass scary Bob you have 500 hours in Gang Beast I don’t believe you I don’t believe who are you playing with if anyone has that many hours in gang Beast you need to run away he is a threat to society

Real when I’m kind of stuck in this end can be really scary creepy that’s so true but you know what my strategy is when we enter the end the end right I’m just going to have like three water bucket and just Splish Splash everywhere we’re going to have water [ __ ]

Everywhere Bob is Immortal that’s true but that doesn’t answer my question Bob who are you playing with hey C do you have any pets I have two cats you see one of them in my trailer video for my YouTube both of them B both of them have cost me about $400 in

Headsets cuz I keep biting up the wire I don’t feel like killing this tiny little spider it seems passive enough my friend my friends do do not play Gang Beast that is that hurts to hear Bob you know now I feel that I be playing games that I

Really enjoy and then none of my friends be getting on but granted to their credit when they do get on the game I’m usually either unavailable or busy on on the next game yeah the nether portal is almost done we’ve almost finished making the nether portal wow we’re actually doing

Good yes I have not eaten in 5 days but food’s for the food’s for those who rely on things I don’t rely on [ __ ] i r on myself real that creeper just disappeared I’m just coming for you people have commented on my steam profile saying I’ve left permanent scars because of my epic

Gameplay uh I’m not going to lie I don’t think it’s a good idea to enter the Nether on an empty stomach listen there’s going to be more food there oh [ __ ] where are you by the way making a portal but like where in the Water by a creeper like are

You just outside the cave tunnel thing like once you reach the surface you’ll find a bunch of goofy [ __ ] oh okay my death is imminent okay oh I’m just going to sleep yeah I’m coming I’m one I open when I’m Sleeping I uh think there’s enough iron for you to make a full set of armor as well if you don’t already have one yeah Blast Furnace cook food food faster so you should make one listen I’ll tell you the best way right isn’t that guy making

Yeah he’s making an album of the same name first he made a song called one i open and now he’s making an album and also that song it kind of goes really [ __ ] hard I did want to play it on one of the streams but I was afraid of his

Copyright cuz like if he’s got one eye open when he’s streaming what else does he have I got an enchantment book as well for for a flame Wicked all right uh did you go upwards like on the surface or yep okay H creeper tried to break my uh nether

Portal but it’s made out of the perfect material obsidian also known as black glass I actually have a knife made out of obsidian somewhere but I love awesome yeah I got went to Kenya yeah see I am almost done I made progress I’m proud of you yay wow yeah

There’s literally just one left good [ __ ] job dude I’ll see if I can uh get some Flint so I can make a flint and steel I’ll just use lava what does that work I don’t know well just in but there is one way to find out just in case I I

Saw a bunch of gravel down in the cave so what are you going to do when you get into The Nether I know I need to go [ __ ] what are they called The Burning thing the thing with the burning rods what are they called those yeah blaze rods I need those from The

Blaze thing that’s in the Fortress and then we go in there we find the spawner and we find the spawner for next it be in our best interest to make like gold boots so that way we don’t get attacked uh gold Yeezys yes that is true that is

True we’ll get attacked a lot less well we will need the air the Air Jordans bro and we’re going to need gold to trade with the uh piglins as well I’m we could Farm gold there yeah yeah you’re right oh no oh no oh no oh no it appears something has gone

Wrong just kill all the piglins trust ain’t there a lot of them in a little hole how long have we been live for an houres you’re right we can make a hole and trick all the Penguins into it and then pour the lava into it and

Create a war crime no a I I got a flint and steel by the way yay also uh do you want me to make you bro step off step off my J oh no oh it’s over it’s over it’s over it’s over oh [ __ ] okay okay okay is you

Good Tom dude I’m hearing a lot of panic there is so many mobs that just will not get off my balls listen bro I can’t say that yeah you you cool it buddy I thought of something but then where you where you going dropping my lava down

Okay I’m going to do you do you need a full set of armor cuz I can make you one put the lava on them on to I ain’t going to do that Bob you can try and be my intrusive thoughts as much as you want but my intrusive thoughts are worse

They’re worse making you the Armor by the way okay no Tom desperately needs help look at Tom he’s fine right I don’t listen I like having armor cuz it makes me feel safe but I don’t like it because if I die that’s a lot of

Money wasted no it’s all good I got like tons like I have a full set I uh still though I’m an economist that hard it’s waste I don’t like wasting money the [ __ ] my bad Che I got hacked uh got body snatched skin walker mhm and I’m di from the stream

Bye-bye feel free to come back later if we’re still live put lava on them listen I’m not going to put lava on Tom you sound just like you’re just like AEL listen if AEL did not want to pour lava on people he perhaps he was

Right if you jump and hit someone as you begin to fall you hit a crit by the way is this true is is this like tf2 like what the [ __ ] do you need a sword as well or now I got bread I’ll make you a sword oh no we got gold

Bro yeah we don’t have enough for two sets of boots yet though actually wait let me take them nuggets father’s busying the animals axes deal more damage if you’re on Java a damn we need one more I’m so glad blind sento is here to give us all his

Wisdom we need one more gold brick damn it we’ll just go get one while we’re there okay hold on I need my pickaxe I put it down somewhere where did I put it there’s a there’s a new one in the uh top one I mean my pickax bar has any durability lost okay

Sorry no no you’re good you’re good I’ve spent so much time playing the Bedrock version of Minecraft and let me tell you in that version the mobs spawn with like borderline full armor cuz like the loot they spawn with is so much higher in that version for whatever

Reason why are you burning the forest I do oh we should probably grab food actually before n it’s fine aquatic dog you made it what’s good man I’m streaming Minecraft you wanted this and now I’m here with Tom hello yeah buddy all right Tom I need I need the FL

Steel Tom one one second I’m burning I’m burning I’m burning pigs this is not Hello mode yeah but I need food and I can’t cook it right now so and uh this actually works see what would God say okay let me just get a little bit more animal cruelty this isn’t animal

Cruelty this is animal treating an animal the way it’s supposed to be treated if you don’t set your life sock on fire are you really putting them down that’s what I’m saying dog oh yeah we should take a bed with us oh yeah I wouldn’t say to break the ones we

Have though see if there’s enough like to make another one or something I said able on fire ones you know what Bob you’re like a grandfather with the coolest War Stories but with no context I believe the reason he hates me hated past tense you killed him [ __ ] you

Beat to death with your pet rock let me see if I can make another bed real quick all right why do I hear fire listen we can argue semantics as much as you want Bob but in the court of law you are still a murderer oh my goodness gracious yeah that’s pretty factual

True all right are you are you ready with the flint and steel I’m ready for the nether I’ve just been sitting here one second I just had do make a bed real quick C are you in an SMP no but I might be in the future I might

Be in Tom’s s SMP and that might be hell it’s going to be epic mostly mostly for the reason of my being there hi welcome to the chat war crimes are definitely allowed here in game huh oh someone in my chat said hi war crimes you shut down my war crimes wanted to

Genocide the pigin population and you said no in game in in game yes go in game in Game of course but we also we need the pigin so also come here come here come here where are you come here yes yes it only took us an hour and 20 minutes

But yeah buddy we’re going to beat this game in 2 minutes 3 hours top stream I can go back to bed oh my God we are so [ __ ] lucky we are balling D holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] sh [ __ ] go wow God Has Smiled upon us and there’s blazes right

There I pushed able to in River once dud that’s [ __ ] up dude look damn I know blind said that it’s we’re balling we are balling God Has Smiled up on us got to smiled upon us we’re going to be here for a good minute though one conratulations also don’t use that bed

It does explode in the nether oh I know okay I’m a Minecraft Youtuber listen I had to double check you were too happy about it AEL has been in the nether ever since he died is he the gas cuz do cry maybe our we we did not cheat we did

Not cheat I will not take any accusation of cheating no I literally [ __ ] this is a [ __ ] free m like mine Hut server oh [ __ ] dog Dogo hold on we can almost submit this as a speedrun we could oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] ah there’s too much fire [ __ ] oh here wait wait

I heard a gash and I’m out of food already n we we be gassing them up bro hey yo what what did you think I meant bro damn there’s like no recharge oh fire is hot didn’t you know dude you’d know a lot about flames

Did you get any rods yet I got one okay not bad not bad I try to hit the crit thing I told you well listen I’m trying but I can’t really jump it do be a staircase upwards are you betting yeah yeah you know Toc it drops extra

Particles I’m going to die bro I’m so oh there’s another spawner right over right right here on this side dude the Minecraft economy will never recover what okay to kill him I ain’t doing it oh no dude oh [ __ ] okay I know what we must do here

Wait oh no are those ones I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead okay okay okay I’m going to I’m coming do you want me to try to grab your [ __ ] first no no no no I got it let me grab

Your [ __ ] I’ll come back we got to get more food listen beds explode don’t do that we must we must be more prepared thank you aquatic do actually we could use this that kill them faster we can use the bed to kill them faster yeah but then it’s going to explode the

Spawner wait really I thought those were yeah no no they’re not not anymore you can break them oh [ __ ] and it’s night time okay come here come here come here no don’t go back yet a spider just jumped in there okay come here come here come here God bless that man you

Here [ __ ] off okay come here come here come here here come here come here yes nice nice nice That’s a creeper okay [ __ ] okay uh Tom there is a creeper yeah I’m booking it I’m booking it back to the cave so we can sleep we got to go man

Run yeah bro you already know what it is Bob BR use Shields oh we should make Shields what oh yeah I forgot those are the thing in this game we could but we’re to based no no we’re making Shields okay okay okay I there are monsters nearby oh fing is uhoh all

Right I’ve got a bone to pick with you oh they just coming out of nowhere recharge a sword you’re so right Bob if I only I used my brain I’m out of ginger ale I can’t remember the crafting recipe for Shields but a it like one wood and then a bunch of

Iron I think I think it’s like that no okay wait let me just Tom does not appear to be a light sleeper all RightWay I tried Chief Bob is a caveman and he knows that bars okay I’m going to put the Blaze Rod in the chest just so we don’t lose it

Where’s my bottle opener there it is okay we’re popping this is our third ginger ale we are three ginger in bottles I be popping bottles oh [ __ ] it’s over dude it’s over what do you mean I have no food and I’m going to die and it’s raining so all the mobs are not

Dead dead you know at at times at these where you take your armor off and then go die you know what you’re right I going to lie wait can you bring Iron Golems into with you to the nether that that would be funny Bob needs to be a

Professor get wait Bob’s going to get a professor pee byb watch this NE we do not condone suicide on the stream I be drinking actually don’t give me that all right so um our resident Minecraft expert blind sento how do I Parry he is not responding so basically all right I’m listen

Hold right click so far so good look at the enemy attack okay then what that’s say all right those are our instructions on how to Parry perfect there’s nothing more to it I think we’re a little better off now I’m back hey Bob we got Shield wel back oh [ __ ] for real for

Real oh dude that looks awesome [ __ ] yeah all right let me let me change the uh stream thumbnail real quick uh Professor peepe is a Doctor Pepper oh that looks [ __ ] my man let me wait hold on did you get the thumbnail yeah yeah yeah one second uh

Think I’m getting like my ass zombie where’d you go I went into the nether bro Okay to change the stream thumbnail oh [ __ ] there are withers about Withers like wither skeletons or actual Withers wither skeletones okay okay and let’s just say this hallway is not looking good my cat just rolled itself onto my lap I’m going to die that is adorable behind you oh

[ __ ] the Mongols they’re coming help [ __ ] my stuff okay I need am i d oh yeah I forgot we need milk [ __ ] the file’s too big no work please we need leche bro there we go okay [ __ ] can I stop dying okay okay you know I’m going to grab your stuff uh Tom

So you can take your time thank you you can make golden apple apples so true the thumbnail looks Banger as hell I just changed it there we go can the Skellington just kill me I need to eat the Haram meat I need to eat the Haram meat listen I am out of

Options don’t spam yeah I know I’m trying to be real nice and Surgical oh my God bro it is not looking good I still got my Christmas skin on we we swaging out here it’s okay Allah is the most forg forgiving dude how based first of all

Based cuz that is honest to God true you like the it looks great perfect where are you fighting the the blazes for the blazes of Hell shall not stop me oh I’m behind you and I’m Allah is my witness I will not let you defeat

Me a [ __ ] that’s a lot of fire that’s a lot of fire man hey man hey bro hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up sh oh he’s right there he’s right there I’m dropping your [ __ ] br Baba’s done a lot of thinking and what has come up from this

Thinking Bob thinks you’re following Bob listen bro this is not finding Larry uh I think that’s everything oh no arrows as well and that thank you uh by what chances is it when I join Tom’s stream you’re there I it it would probably be the other way

Around because I will still be here before after after Bob no after tom leaves oh they’re just locked in there okay how many blaze rods we got uh Bob money four sento is that enough I think so since they drop after you throw them or is that only in Creative I’m not 100%

Sure where is what enough uh is four blaze rods enough I wasn’t paying attention fair enough you need closer to like 12 it’s Jo don’t worry we got This oh oh oh okay hold on I got an idea right Yeah perfect perfect [ __ ] you what ah [ __ ] they can hit back they can hit back they can hit back they can’t hit back I said I basically set it up so that we can hit them all without them hitting back but I [ __ ] it up and they can hit back this

Is this is going to be the part that takes 12 hours yeah oh [ __ ] yeah it’s over it’s over it’s so over no no my things I had I had like five [ __ ] rods it’s fine I’m back I was on the other side I was on the other side

Where did you die um like on the other side like not the one closest to the portal like the the other one that’s down the hallway yeah we got six okay okay and then we have one in the chest as well I believe yeah BL blind C says in my professional opinion

Get seven blaze rods just to be safe okay can’t believe you spawn in a c though dude this is what we call balling at an extreme level oh God did you get my stuff or yeah I got your stuff I’m returning oh I’m right behind you

Hello this is yours that is yours that is yours that is also yours and that one and that one and that one right there and that one and you can have these three thank you pre followed me on Twitter dead pre is awesome the bobing check our DMS when you can I sent

You the thumbnail oh hold on let me check oh hell yeah that was [ __ ] awesome that’s [ __ ] sick how did he know my skin oh cuz I that’s why I needed your username okay yeah okay wait real quick there’s a staircase here so I’m going to go up someone I’m putting the

Blaz big ass Magma Cube that’s a big ass [ __ ] he’s purple and he has one eye don’t call him I like that b that’s [ __ ] up should not be playing this music there store the blaze rods store the blaze rods we must protect the Blaze Rod

Well now now we just need more [ __ ] ender pearls which we are in luck in the the nether if I remember correctly there’ be a blue biome that spawns like Enderman every like 3 seconds I got a I got Magma Cream Allan the alien sento how Farm Enderman is it that

Blue Air Blue Forest Ed warp thing that exists so crazy how lucky we got with that [ __ ] spawn man oh it’s great go trade iron for ender pearls from but we don’t like the piglins aab you know [ __ ] you with oh no I’m dying as far as I know the Blue Force is

Either the nether place or the most dangerous biome in the Game so good luck with that ah damn it s okay where are you I am in the Overworld it is daylight and I am watching Zombies burn to death Banger okay um I’m going to real quick start up a little wheat farm so I can make bread yes yes yes that should be

Good blue raspberry oh [ __ ] man well but these are like the ingredients to your iconic cake or something damn it we have no food and I all to die it’s a potion for Immortality dude I swear my chat be full of wizards and [ __ ] bro definitely a real thing yeah bro real I got spellcasters in my chat bro I am one heart B to me God live in the studio all right one sec let me make a tweet real quick

What I’m doxing someone on Twitter right now making a twit longer canceling someone in real time no no no I’m uh I’m chilling the the live again with the uh thumbnail oh hell yeah Twitter break real aquatic dog real cuz you know what I’m here for all right hello I’m gonna croak

Soon you’re G to croak yeah are you croak King that was a good one good one that’s what people are here for that’s why people follow me on Twitch humor for the funniest yeah yeah yeah able said he can give my pet pet rock a

Top hat and then he stole it and then he died I wonder how he died dead I think you just put the Rock in his brain and now the pet rock ass simulates ael’s body from what starvation well think of it this way starvation is temporary it’s a

Possibility yeah cuz I I don’t have a I don’t have a hoe don’t spend your diamonds on a hoe bro it shouldn’t be no it is a hoe I’m going to go make one I’m spending my diamonds on a hoe I’m sorry chat oh I [ __ ] died I it was such a small

Fall when you going to eat their soul I’m not going to eat Tom’s soul that would be [ __ ] up I would be [ __ ] up rest in peace St drill I don’t I don’t think my my girlfriend who’s one of your best friends would be very pleased about you stealing my soul no

She would kill me directly afterwards man yeah in Game of course in game yes across all platforms yes she would understand I disagree man listen I’ve had an argument with LMA that [ __ ] scary yeah yeah tell me about a dog you get you get into one argument

With LMA you might as well no don’t allow that let me my damn it she’s saying that she’d allow you to eat my [ __ ] soul [ __ ] [ __ ] that’s that’s L being a real one right there that’s [ __ ] that is not real one behavior that is deranged and needing medication

Behavior it’s for the greater Good no you you know why LMA would allow it is if I share your soul with her yeah but she get a bite It would make your mortal if that SS the deal what if you eat Luma Soul instead nah man that [ __ ] scary real I’m going yeah no I can’t eat Luma Soul bro a Luma soul is scarier than than John John’s then Tom’s my name is John now I am John tomato brick

John brick John brick yeah let’s go John brick John brick do you have my money yet uh I can pay an emeralds this scene where when the de when the demon tried to devour escanor’s Soul that’s a real reference and I get that and that is exactly what would

Happen that is what would happen in real time no money listen I can pay it services Am i l you me yeah I got [ __ ] seven deadly sense fans in my in my [ __ ] chat this is awesome you don’t want to be one of my workers fair enough tell me there a I asked if you were there yes but I was I was pinging in my

Discord server telling people to join the stream again because I’m an [ __ ] and I over ping join the damn stream your life depends on it literally that’s what I’m saying punch I’m not punching Tom that would be [ __ ] up that would be [ __ ] up that’s the only one who’s allowed to

Punch Tom is LMA so if you want to pun me I would kill her I had pay to watch that fist fight if Luma and I fist fought I don’t I think that would be like awful true but I would pay to watch that if we we actually like fist fought you

Um cross fade and everybody else would show up at my house with a baseball bat I mean true that is true but I would pay to watch it would be it would literally be that scene from [ __ ] Red Dead Redemption where everyone’s walking up to that

House if we if we F fought we probably wouldn’t be able to take it seriously we’d probably both cry if we actually hurt each other true I think it start with laughter and end in tears like most siblings Bob do not do not tell my girlfriend to punch me violence

Violence I mean she’s a Cod player wouldn’t surprise me if she you know you know beat me over the head one day with her keyboard yeah literally nah dude I don’t think you were there or you were there when lumo just annihilated her [ __ ] monitor she

Tapped it with a pen and the monitor [ __ ] cracked that’s [ __ ] awesome the might of Ze the no it isn’t that is not the greater good it’s for the greater good of entertainment not here at the brick up SMP here at the WW bricked up SMP um um the World Wrestling Tournament

Begins man can’t have [ __ ] shaking my head I got seeds thank you I was going to make a joke but I stopped myself ww bricked up S&P yeah bro the World Wrestling Breck up S SMP sing name for an S&P no this an event in ANP I would not I would never I’ve never hit her nor will I ever like the fist the fist would

Make progress towards Luma and then uturn U-turn like there’s a force field that blocks it Top Gear dude I would I would join a Top Gear based like cars [ __ ] SMP I would join One if it was just like [ __ ] modded to the brim and it’s effectively just Top Gear SMP I looked at your chair real quick a interesting name for an SMP it’s actually called bricked craft because my name is tomato brick everyone just likes to make

JY I mean you’re the one who chose brick because okay it’s okay everybody took it the wrong way everybody took it as a penis joke but it’s a technology joke because tomato got Robo dick tomato is a software that is commonly known to Brick Wi-Fi routers tomato bricked okay we got the

Lore we got the lore yes okay okay yes although it is a funny joke we we’re bricked up in this one for real for real I’m going to where are you at home no my ginger ale is cracked it’s leaking oh [ __ ] no are you okay it’s fine but the Jinger is not

[ __ ] I can save it you got this there’s so much why are you bleeding oh it’s just water we’re safe I really need to get more food oh that’s that’s a start oh hold on I yelled and paniced and my brother came in from the other room with a towel like

I’ve come for to save the ginger rail that’s awesome that’s a real brother right there bro for real the time is must come Crow no no don’t don’t don’t do this to me the ginger ale do you need blaze powder for the ender pearls m is it yeah yeah yeah so

You take the blaze rod and you like grind it up or some [ __ ] okay okay okay can you give me the uh rods yeah they’re in the one of the chests that won’t okay sacrifice to Ginger Al and you will be immortal you ask too much of me look

At my look at my hand how how cuz I I killed a Enderman okay okay right right okay there sacrifice the ginger eat the Ender eye no we need that we we need that for other purposes yeah okay do the ender eyes like break when you throw

Them I’m pretty sure they like fall back down but after like two more times then they snap okay okay I see one second I need to end my life very quickly real eat the Ender eye they have a chance to break okay so we should make a good

Stock pile yeah but our streamer Lu has been balling yeah for real so why not eat it listen if it snaps we’ll take the dust particles chop it up and snort that [ __ ] how does that sound Banger idea and it increases every time you use it okay

So the chance of it breaking increases every time you use it okay Bob shall consider this all right give me your bones give me your bones give me give me your bones yeah as as one should I’m attacking a skeleton oh I need his bone marrow to

Make butter we have epic I’ll turn them into bone meal Bob is indeed epic Bob has decided that this will only happen on a Thursday [ __ ] it’s Wednesday [ __ ] bob is epic any you know it Bob is epic dead I’ll I’ll make like a I’ll make my banner for my twitch chat

Will be like Bob is epic or some [ __ ] oh did my alarm’s going off what’s what’s the alarm for drink water nah bro I’m out here on my ginger ale steam lagged for a second there oh no that was funny hell yeah I bepp dude what was that doing oh my God

What’s happening bro [ __ ] zombie [ __ ] up the the farm you should build a wall a great wall around the good [ __ ] ah the gamer rage is building yeah for real need these [ __ ] dead how what hold on what is it called the compost thingy mber uh a

Composter when did B uh wait hold on Bob asks when did Tom uh Tom say Bob could join the VC Bob has has too many me memories at this point no room for no ones um but what is going on I’m not 100% sure usually I don’t uh if people

Aren’t like planned to be on the stream I don’t normally let them join in VC because I’ve had issues in the past with people trying to join and then other people getting mad that they can’t join so we need to be fair and biased yeah wow yeah

I just don’t want any that start was insane not going to lie listen aquatic dog you got you got you got to get people a break I don’t know why I started during that listen man bread Bob is mad he screams bollocks so screaming D Al how how make composters uh I don’t

Know why did I get poisoned blind Cento did I eat like what did I eat our Legend how make compost why was bollock censored for me that’s the settings on your end bro the composter thing you know the bin where you throw flesh and the flesh turns into [ __ ] bone

Meal okay we have enough powder [ __ ] I I rolled my bottles over we have enough powder now probably I just need to find more Enderman wood planks okay okay okay okay cool I’m going assume something I’m like that nope boat is it that is it that is that

Yes but slabs oh oh I see I see why why they got to make this so confusing I have made a composter nice we will never need to compose again the sun shall rise on my enemies I will watch the sun rise Into Dawn you got my money yet listen

BL BL sento’s mind is an enigma listen he is far more intelligent than I listen for a blind man watching stream he is strangely impressive of Minecraft Give Me Your Eyes give me your R Give Me Your Eyes give me your R give me your Nice ow yeah yep keep the compliments coming blind Center’s getting an ego he’s gaining too much power money okay I’m I got blind sento who’s getting an ego Bob who’s demanding money and an aquatic dog my chat has truly lost its mind I have currently 14 raw fish hype and soon to be

More I’m too rich and famous for this D using KSI bars for real damn no man if that is a reference to KSI that is extra funny money listen Bob uh I know who has your money and and their name goes by Tom nuh dude I’m Nega 45 in the bank

Right now a bro it’s not my fault it’s not my fault like genu I love C genuinely it was the bank’s fault I still need to call them have they paid your back yet huh you mean that one from the Sidman where he went like halfway across

America dude blind stento knows all the references shitty car I don’t have your money hell yeah blind stento knows all the [ __ ] references yeah buddy Why can’t I compos like Rotting Flesh hey fish fish P PCH Indeed hold on I can I compost strong flesh I feel like it’s a thing uh maybe Bob needs his money not your life bro just came up with a rhyme all right Bob drop a bar a really odd there we go Bob’s love Bob’s life bbba needs your money not your

Life wait so when are you all going to get the Ender Pearls you see here’s the thing right uh so you can actually finish the game see here’s the thing right thing number one there are two places where Endermen load thing number uh place number one is like the Warped forest in

The nether extremely dangerous and place number two is um Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria wa no um where was the other place senta where was the other place that Endermen love to hang Out holy [ __ ] this crit the end yeah and the normal world and then they spawn randomly in the normal world so either they we wait for them to spawn randomly or we go to the nether where we will possibly die dude this crit stuff is the real deal i’ be CR like crazy

You can also get gold you can also find just find gold and trade to piig to get ender pearls but that’s like okay you know that we might do that depends on how much time uh we need I mean we’re barely two hours in and this is supposed to be a 12 hour

Stream and we’re doing insane progress God is on our side how you feeling Tom I’m eating chocolate real welcome back to chat when you have 12 hours to play the game you’re so good yeah like we have we have time like I I honestly expected this to take

Longer longer do you consider Bob a friend I consider him an acquaintance almost a friend I would say like if I would put it in a metric I would say on a sced 1 to 10 10 where you’re a homie and like one where you’re nobody I’d put you out of nine you’re

Almost homie we’re getting fill why do I have fish in my inventory you’re welcome oh Bob follows you on Twitter I know you were one of the first which is [ __ ] based do I even follow you I think so actually love getting edged on friendship that’s crazy listen blind sento you can’t do

This to me can’t twist my words like This okay I’m going to take all these flowers and they’re going into the compost and I’m going to take all these saplings and they’re going into the compost and we’re going to farm up money yeah I do follow you damn you didn’t even follow me back I’m gonna kill you in

Game I have five accounts that I follow and I have not added anything else and the only reason I have those five accounts followed is cuz when I made the Twitter account I was like follow these accounts I was like okay fine yeah it does that yeah getting a follow of Bob

Is something to be remembered in history it is I actually wrote it down in my diary as you should not even going to lie yeah I wrote it down bro like a day one is streaming Bob followed me we’re balling what’s my Twitter Crow it’s on

My account thing I can’t remember it off the top of my head but I believe it’s just called cro K and it’s what there’s when I announce like announcements for like oh this stream’s delayed or this one’s cancelled and stuff like that you’re and I don’t use it for anything

Outside of that but like soon the Discord server will be a proper thing open to the public and uh then we’ll be truly balling and I can use a Twitter account to just [ __ ] around and find out did you hit me did Bob tell you to hit me did you

Crack did you cave no I didn’t hit you dog you’re nuh nuh I didn’t do it white guilt dude when I got doxed on wikit tuia they doxed My Mother by trying to say she was white and to go look at her Facebook and [ __ ] that is it was [ __ ] crazy like

I’ve you’ve literally seen my mother when she was younger you’ve seen me when I was younger I’m mixed like hello yeah people people just got it out for me it’s quite silly what’s the situation on the Discord like how come it’s not public because okay so I’m trying to set

Up moderation of it so like kind of cuz like my fear is I open it up and then eventually because I have a lot of cousins who are pieces of [ __ ] they find it and they just [ __ ] do some to full rate who dos is someone’s mom yeah it’s they I’m transgender which

Is pretty obvious like in my community at least um and they started spreading on my [ __ ] like YouTube Wikipedia page uh they cuz it was free to edit like you can edit on uh wikitubia um they changed my full name to my full legal dead name uh which is like really [ __ ] up

It was it was pretty bad yeah what is that in the sky however you do not follow Bob as I’ve said to Tom earlier I have yet to add any other follows aside from the five mandatory ones when making the account oh I found your Shack you found the shack I found the

Shack no I what’s a dead name uh what happens is a lot of people who are transitioning they will let go of their previous name and pick a new one and their previous name becomes known as a dead name uh did I get that right is that right yeah so

Basically as a transgender individual when you change your name your B like your assigned name at Birth the name your parents gave you becomes your dead name because it’s like it’s dead to you sorry I’m like wandering a little far I’m looking to see if there’s like any Villages or anything around here

Yeah imagine if we spawn and uh it was like there’s like a [ __ ] stronghold under us that it did truly be balling that would be absolutely incredible it’s a good thing I’m keeping this vad we can use this as proof hell yeah my girlfriend is flipping mcra is H

Hitting I can’t lie dude real oh D domestic abuse on my twitch stream [ __ ] yeah wouldn’t be Arabic without any domestic abuse damn why is it not why is why is the ground not grounding hold on am I doing this wrong am I doing this wrong hold on Center

Okay there I did I right clicked for so long I think I’m I think it’s just me lagging yeah okay that was concerning a CD place I get that reference hold on there’s like me when I walk into the the gay bar yeah I get that I get that I get that yes

Definitely that was a good one I’m proud myself for that one hell yeah chat clip that we need to add that into historic records a CD place that’s the place CD yeah I found I found a Pillager Outpost dude we are just all sorts of balling

I’m going up to it wish wish me luck one time I snuck into without getting like seen oh yeah oh never mind there’s some up there this time all right I’m going go PE real quick I’m going be right back uh should I set up the be right

Back screen or should I just leave it like this let me think Um I’ll set up then be right back I’ll be right back stressful ass music bro God damn that’s feel better where my money at Bob oh [ __ ] they saw me it’s over okay oh whoa oh okay that’s that’s a bad Sign okay you guys are a problem now I think I can get up there oh all right I’m back hi hey blind Cel got that clip Wicked so there’s a lot of pillagers here but I think I think I might be to do this nice nice there’s La

So you know what I think I’m going to start building like a legitimate house this output is kind of backfiring by this point am I muted okay no I hope you found my money while okay listen listen listen I found your money and you know what you know what have you

Ever heard of something called crypto there’s a thing called an nft all your money is in that that is an Enderman and I just looked at him Bob does not accept this listen Bob oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this was bad this is bad this is bad this is

Bad something has gone horribly cash your card should have a bucket of Water nice go oh [ __ ] you can pay in a Twitter follow all right I’ll do that after the stream at like 2: a.m. what what what what okay that’s a lot of them dead there [ __ ] do they just keep spawning or is there this many here to

Murder aquatic dog in Cold Blood N no I wouldn’t I wouldn’t he’s just a dog he’s a homie you know what they call dog’s man’s best friend friend damn it C dog is Bob’s homie okay so why do you want him dead there’s in fighting in my chat dude I successfully got literally

[ __ ] nothing oh my God I got a crossbow at least but [ __ ] man that was so lame and they just spawning that is so UNS swag where’s my Stuff there it is what okay listen listen we cannot have violence on such a scale in my chat what what’s going on uh aquatic dog and Baba trying to jump V sento now that’s [ __ ] [ __ ] up then all right I got to go scared me that actually scared the [ __ ] out of me

Okay I got to get out of here that crit [ __ ] was not lying SC that actually scared the [ __ ] out of me Bob is currently fighting evil Bob is doing good for H for the Earth D Bob is Mother Nature this is between me and your acoustic dog acoustic

Aquatic listen here a guitar wielding dog that scared the ever loving [ __ ] out of me man I killed an Enderman and he did not drop anything damn acoustic listen listen listen words are hard English is not my first language I can actually hide behind that excuse yeah you were aquatic

Exotic that’s a wrong flush oh dear God I don’t know how I’m alive I’m going far I’m exploring dude every time I see the sunrise I remember like being in fifth grade in Lebanon and my teacher saying okay so there’s here’s your summer here’s your summer homework yeah at the

Time I would get like homework for the course of the summer right mhm and her her homework was watch the sunrise and think about what you’ve done oh and I was like what okay all right I remember doing it and it was [ __ ] sick I was

Listening to bovin but like it was still it still felt weird and now every time I see a sunrise I think of that I remember I used to call Lebanon laon Mar because I’m Arab blind sento is an Arab as well dude BL I am an Arab I am an Arabic

Streamer can you believe this I’m Canadian you’re Canadian honorary Arab thank you thank you I appreciate it you know my my best friend L okay fair she’s she’s silly she like text me and she’ll be like mashalah how are you and I’ll be like Yay Bob is British mhm how can you bee

And be British Bob reincarnate aquatic dog is from Norway dude hell yeah we got an international audience always wanted to to go there dude we got an international audience with this one boys for real and then there was a guy in my chat who was from India that’s so

Cool dude hell yeah I want you to know I’m very far away the Bible told it differently true I guess that is indeed true dude you know what makes me sad I would have loved to do an armored Core stream but now I’ve be in the game on the third

New Game Plus so like if I stream it again there’s no point I feel that I feel that man i’ be beating games and being like n bro I want to forget this game in its entirety just so I could re experience it again mhm I am jurying across Seas I’m so far

Dude what are you what are you questing across the continent oh I’m that one game with the max y I’m looking for a village because then I can I can take on a raid and hopefully get better [ __ ] for us Bob regrets killing Abel

D at this point Bob the only one who can forgive you is you Able’s dead as hell bro blind sento join the Dark Side listen blind sento don’t do that I tried it also yeah dude armored Core good game I kind of want to make a video essay on it but

Like I don’t that’s a lot of work Bob just confirmed he’s Darth Vader bro Bob is everything he is him he is that guy yeah uh is that way you chose to stream no okay so I don’t know how to just describe it right but I’m I was in

Culinary class right rather than recording videos and editing them N I was in my culinary class and I my family has like a big kind of Arts thing where like every once in World they want to do something really creative my dad wrote a

Book my mom made a short film and like a few other things uh so I I kind of wanted to do something creative and like haunted me for months until eventually I caved I was like [ __ ] El stream I just found a random pillar coming out of the ground of red

Concrete I don’t know what it is what’ your brother do he’s uh not old enough but like he does like just art he’s an artst so he just draws [ __ ] every once in a while well aside from that he may he’s he was trying to make a game on Roblox I

Don’t know how what he’s done with that project up at this point but that is one of the things he wanted to do what the [ __ ] dude I can tell which one’s more work I think streaming I think streaming is less work than like recording a video editing it getting a

Thumbnail cuz like how young is he he’s like 14 I came across something interesting what’ you come across um a random uh red concrete pillar with brick stairs I think I just found a monolith it’s about to beam to the aliens I’ve genuinely never seen something like this before and it’s slightly

Concerning hold on let me see your stream Okay I’m also hearing the uh contact aliens what Tom find it’s like a he found a monolith and I’m also listening to the Y music playing in the background of his stream it’s like strangely sped up it’s so good what it might just be like that’s how

It’s supposed to be but in my head it sounds sped up Yeah it’s uh yeah it’s yeah uh what is happening what is this I don’t even have a pickaxe on me oh I think I know what that is okay so if you go down deep enough you’ll eventually find yeah the weird color stones but like it’s stuff

Like that’s like a [ __ ] what a ruin which means you can do the [ __ ] use the duster to find secret things within the gravel there oh so if if you go deep enough and you start hearing the gravel do glass breaking noise that’s because it had

[ __ ] in it oh [ __ ] I did hear that damn I did hear that a few times yeah me and my other friends spent like 3 hours in a ruin what kind of Secrets it has like armor trimming so that you can customize your armor neat well um

I’ll put the coordinates on screen so I can possibly come back to it later as well I make a little big old the Y music is a fight theme with uh the L motif of Alex’s them all right thank you Luma thank you for your yck knowledge

Dear the Ying out indeed Bob contact the aliens once or twice I swear Bob he’s been holding like the Diplomatic front for Earth for centuries that’s why they don’t come By uh oh yeah end pears you know I’m explore the nether I’m just going to dump a bunch of my [ __ ] and I’m explore NE that’s what we’re going to do Bob scares the aliens and listen b Bob you can’t be so oh with those Rock ABS okay understandable I was I was

Worried you’re being racist towards aliens I love Indians that is That is not we are not on the same topic BL oh wow my sword’s about to break so I’m going to take your sword that’s about to break take the eye no we need it we need the I for later yeah if you die with that we might as well just start

Sobbing Jay’s had to randomly throw up throw it out that out there yeah you were joking I probably should have brought like my pickaxe but you know you don’t need a pickaxe just use your fist I just found a lush cave I probably should have brought a pickaxe

Damn guess I’ll I’ll remake one since there’s iron right there be crafting one in the in the caves of kazad Doom oh you’ve been watching jiujitsu Kaizen oh all right yeah if I remember from what my brother said uh the episode that came out today is going to be the last

Episode for season 2 that’s more blade I don’t like them blazes them shit’s scary yeah for real yeah it is sadly yeah your brother’s base don’t don’t don’t give him power hey ph’s here The CH is all hyper right here microwave no they say hi to me but no one else Bob is legend that is true got to get up to that iron and then maybe I can make a bucket I mean I would totally catch that Axel but I guess that’s not priority right

Now true I’m going to box myself in the wall though CU I got to run to the washroom real quick all right dig down you never dig take down CU listen bar the your dubious side is Chilling there is the dubious man nah dude outside of the streams he’s the most R of wholesome but when I’m streaming he enters his dubious mode he’s super evil s TR [ __ ] rap scallion Mar did you hear this [ __ ] OST Well he digs down almost eyes anyway listen you can’t laugh at me like this it’s [ __ ] up don’t die in laa yeah that that would suck don’t die in lava in Minecraft fair Enough okay we’re out we’re out of the Castle oh [ __ ] man oh [ __ ] man look at all this [ __ ] man I want a frog honestly same God I’ve returned hey man hello by the way the area outside of our Castle is does not look good yeah I have my cat my cat it’s on the

Webcam gas kills in 3 minutes I’m calling it listen Bob you need to you need to have more faith not Bob you verl you need to have more faith trying to get my food [ __ ] you good I live did the stream freeze um did the stream Freeze yeah I like that for a little bit it did for me yeah I lagged out for a little bit I’m seeing but it’s yeah it’s working Now oh my goodness Gracious okay so when I fell down there the stream stopped for everyone but it should be working now swim listen verl I am all for a good time in the summer but this this ain’t it this is not got It you know what’s freaking me out is like some of the Ambiance actually sounds like a radio radiometer going off the time has come listen listen I will not sacrifice myself to the lava Gods this will be [ __ ] up don’t forget about the gas nearby listen let’s time

You to fall in Lev trust in the process people come On I love doing more stuff than Tom now Tom’s doing important [ __ ] bro I’m literally going mining to find us hopefully diamonds yeah that’s so close I can taste the crow bacon F give me a break man you don’t need Diamonds though h i I would take Diamond from where they’re

Attacking I hear it but oh it’s coming out of the water that’s all Soul Sand can’t go that way aie please please for the LA of God for the LA of God for the lava again where is it where’s it gone to the stream stopped working for me I didn’t K

Why no stream’s still working this is getting out of hand now there are two of them listen I’m the chat room with no stream oh what the [ __ ] I back in a few minute okay this is bad man I’m waiting don’t gravel sink I don’t know and I don’t worry about

It hm they do the level may be deeper than you think oh [ __ ] dude oh my God I’m balling never mind now that’s a red forest biome jump in the lava for free Amazon gift cards want to join my free gift card giveaway drown yourself in molten

Lava in Minecraft in Minecraft I should correct no scam Tom it’s not looking good man oh I am looking for a warped forest for um reasons but I have I found a a not good thing and another not good thing what did you find okay I found a red Forest which is

Just a medium thing I’m not wearing gold uh but I also found a fortress thing checkpoint thing I am not wearing drip I am not dripping out good [ __ ] dude Tom’s voice has turned down hold yeah you just sound a bit quieter why do you sound quieter hello

Okay sound better sorry I moved my mic cuz I was chewing chomping down bro I grabbed a whole ass Turkey Leg from the fridge real oh that was a bad Fall if also I lost did you ever think I do your wrong what why do you stream for 12 hours daily well it’s kind of daily you seem tired you should take a nap listen L Vero the intrusive thoughts stop it now I stream 12 hours because there’s

A song that goes on the top Days of Christmas uh my true love gave to me uh one of this two of these three you know you get you get it you get you get the song right uh and I wanted to do a stream themed on that since it was kind

Of the winter holidays so I figured why not a 12 hour stream if it makes you feel any better the original idea said 24 hours but then I realized how unreasonable that is that’s blue which means blue forest and now you know Bob all is good so all good y

You’re did you ever think I do you wrong I love Soul Sand I love Soul Sand I love Soul Sand Dude it is not looking good for you boy Uh this is so bad Tom yeah uh I don’t think I can come back uh oh do you have enough obsidian for emergency portal n bar that’s what I just realized dude the nether is so much more eerie than I remember it this is so bad Bob who the [ __ ] is

That guess what guess what dude yeah I’m listen look at the Minecraft chat real quick what hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah now if I die I’ll be really sad that’s Ste from down the road oh all right I need to get out of here man it

Is not looking good it is not looking good did you hear the [ __ ] radioactive noise no oh that was a fall oh [ __ ] dude buzz off I almost said a word that I can’t say on stream the gamer rage yeah for real dude I could swear the nether is radioactive yeah that makes

Sense no cuz it keeps making the noise of like the radiometer oh my God is that what I is did I just see what I think I saw blue trees I finally wared Forest nice do I have food I don’t [ __ ] good luck my pickaxe is about to die too [ __ ] [ __ ]

Where is it I [ __ ] hear I don’t know where it is I am scared man I see it’s in sight it’s in sight hold on there is if I go around that no it’s faster to go this way dude this is so bad oh yeah so

Bad oh dude let me tell you about lava man [ __ ] I’m running out of food I’m out of ginger ale okay safe I’m safe going to grab another Ginger real okay instead of gingerella I grabbed water okay Switching it up the elixir of life as they once say

Okay can I have to break with my hand now I don’t know where I came from [ __ ] oh my God there’s a yellow aelott that’s cute oh yeah Bry I’m so glad there’s food in Lush caves even if it’s not like the best food you think they got food in the

Nether uh they might dude it’s so made it made it made it made it made it yeah buddy oh [ __ ] yeah buddy oh [ __ ] let’s go oh it might be over for me it might be over it might be over R fungus is edible hey man do you the [ __ ] Enderman say what’s

Up it’s good okay warp Roots can’t eat I could I can maybe I could Farm this is going to be like that [ __ ] movie with the guy on Mars oh no in case anything goes wrong in case anything goes wrong the cords are I can’t [ __ ] read

That the cords are and I’m going to post this on the Discord damn it I have to Tab out to do that [ __ ] hold on I’m using the numpad so it’s just swapping the [ __ ] screens that’s so good okay 663 perfect okay got the cords down I

Wrote them down I forgot to send there now it’s sent okay there we are screenshot then post screenshot no man I did it my way and we did it okay is this fungus or workart that’s the fungus can’t eat mushrooms ah so true well I lost my pickaxe that

Sucks what happened oh I was trying to get out of a hole CU I accidentally uh like uh mined out of the ground like up and out and I flung it into a lake H understandable need a wooden bowl for that [ __ ] how do I make a wooden Bowl sorry

The the cops are outside oh what what do the cops want no idea not here for us hype holy [ __ ] there’s like so many mobs around me e dude I can’t have [ __ ] get away get away from me dude my eyebrows [ __ ] twitching cheesed I’m going to crack bro

Read the crafting guide no no dude there’s like drowns on me I’m actually about to [ __ ] die this is so annoying I’m I’m literally on one heart holy [ __ ] [ __ ] dude this is this is insane oh there’s another it’s over okay um I’m going to put myself a hole in

Nice actually you could sleep I’m in the nether no I don’t have a bed on me we’ve been live I’m being attacked by a gas hours hell yeah is it Weighing on you no I’m having fun at are you are you starting to realize that we’re here for another

Night if we say the whole yeah yeah welcome oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] anyways you should uh totally tell your stream chat to subscribe to me on YouTube oh yeah you’re right you’re right go subscribe to Tom uh Tom bricked on YouTube bricked the Tomato brick yes

He’s starting a SMP come January 1 I think I’m not sure the day yet but in January in January I [ __ ] saw that Enderman and he looked at Me that man’s got one eye open when he’s sleeping and everything I don’t know if oh that’s yes that’s what we like to Hear I’m going to set up an umbrella tomato brick is now following me on Twitter dude you’re Balling I’m so close to [ __ ] 1.1k hell yeah what are you going to do when you reach that Milestone thanks for subscribing oh my God the little alert thing still works let’s go thanks welcome oh my hi welcome back we’re still live that’s the reaction I [ __ ] have when someone watches in the beginning

Comes back like 3 hours later you’re still here yep yep I’m still on one [ __ ] part so I’m going to have to try to kill Some Are you seeing this [ __ ] Crow uh I’m busy Bob I can’t give you the money I’m busy I had a [ __ ] diamond and I got Killed that is the most unpleasant [ __ ] okay got an ender pearl have mercy listen it’s for the greater good that’s [ __ ] insane I’m so upset about that understandable there’s another One somewhere uh got to go got to go got to go got to my phone is somehow on at 0% understandable I ain’t even joking that’s crazy [ __ ] mystical bro I can’t even see it my phone’s on the charger whatever I’m just gonna pop in once in a while

Probably last oh my God midnight yeah no worries at all no worries at all thank you for popping in I appreciate it trickshotted dud from the [ __ ] from the [ __ ] top rope and it’s go back to that chest I’m so I need to protect the goods dump your armor in the chest come

Back later dude I don’t know how to get out of the nether currently I am stuck there’s so many of them I have no idea where you are but um I’m going to come to the nether I guess I’m lost oh [ __ ] okay I’ll see if I can

I don’t know if I can but I’ll see if I can follow your coordinates I’ll that I’m going to do that barl but not do not because you told me to so dark you guys can barely see me in the [ __ ] webcam my Minecraft styled

Webcam my dad just came in to do a wellness check that’s sweet he was like oh D you still alive I was like yeah and he’s like okay damn I Need okay there there my dad does that [ __ ] where he comes in and checks on you understandable man I live on my own with my girlfriend so no that’s Bob talking in the funny to be fair she she checks on me so every 30 seconds yeah well right now she’s doing the

Dishes she’s very kind I hate doing dishes okay I’m going to throw myself in a lake of blava it’s criminal that your Minecraft face cam is a circle I’m sorry I couldn’t crop it to where it’s like a okay like Circle I mean Square I probably could have but like

This just worked better for me I I enjoy I prefer having a cirle Uhoh maybe I should go back for hold on I’ll grab a picture of these chords this time not even like typing it I need a faster way screenshot it listen I tried but I don’t know where it sends the Minecraft screens shorts screen screens shorts

Screenshots F2 yeah but I I know how to do it I just don’t know where it puts it I don’t know where the file goes they keep talking to me it’s scary okay sing with me oh no oh no press T then click on it okay bring this into

Brid I’m sorry I might have To okay You’re so right okay nice hey Tom hi are you just G to go we going to the nether yeah yeah let me open up this screenshot put it on the other screen all right let’s do this oh my cat startled me beef can you stop trying to get my

Cord please thank you I would appreciate it very much little man beef hey come here come here come here boy come here fat [ __ ] oh yeah here’s my boy hello my boy hello my chuner oh you just took a [ __ ] you smell like kitty litter nasty listen Bob I don’t have your

Money you might have need another source of income I cannot be your money what the [ __ ] okay there’s your okay luckily you had them I don’t know if you’ll be able to go find your [ __ ] easy but you know good luck put it I put all everything in a chest before dying smart

Okay good job on that I’m going to explore the Fortress and see if there’s any chests and stuff anywhere okay did you make a tunnel yeah okay you went that way then yes beef is wandering around chat [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you good the locals have gone mad

At me uh oh oh that’s [ __ ] up [Applause] game God damn it your [ __ ] that I grabbed the mushroom [ __ ] off Bob beef get off the desk get get get get get God damn beef beef get off my desk please please sir beef get you fat [ __ ] beef

He stole this [ __ ] P of chicken or turkey whatever the [ __ ] he just grabbed the whole [ __ ] thing and tried to run away my God fat [ __ ] Jesus sigh God damn it all bro is literally so [ __ ] fat OB Beast B literally okay Speed Run Speed Run Speed Run speed speed Speed

Run are you back in the nether yeah do you have a crafting table by chance nope damn all right about to die again by the way I see what’s it bro he like grabbed a giant piece of [ __ ] turkey you bad Shut up Bob okay this this damn you

Bastard writing a Google duck hey hey I did not body shame the cat he’s just he is obese it is by definition overweight okay now hopefully this piglin will give me some ender pearls sausages bars oh bro get me gravel I’m going to kill him I’m gonna kill him if he keeps doing

This dude Please beef get off the table swear to God swear God boy no more for you dude dude I’m [ __ ] locked in right now [ __ ] give me you did not [ __ ] give me a single Ender beef I’m going to freaking kill you in game beef you’re going to perish in game

For real for real in Minecraft whoa why is r shooting me all of a sudden did I accidentally hit him [ __ ] this is bad this is bad this is not good okay well I killed him uh okay beef look look at him he’s the name of the cat desk I have to [ __ ]

It’s the name of Tom’s Cat it’s on screen currently oh yeah yeah yeah yeah his his name is roast beef sandwich are people in your chat asking who the [ __ ] beef is just Bob oh why does why does Bob not know who my cat is yet beef off the table thank you D he will be cooked soon he truly will be roast yes indeed be your [ __ ] dog oh what whoa what happened what the [ __ ] just happened what what happened you were kicked from hold on what you I was kicked for flying okay hi sorry I was kicked from that

That that thing for flying a flying is not enabled on that server I was just pressing space just join back how do I join back uh just like go back to the server what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] sometimes that happens if you like that I am so

Lost where money listen Bob I’m having technical issues and physical issues and mental issues leave me be I’m trying to find more gold so damn bad oh this this even the right way that direction in that direction I think I think you L after the server when I got kicked

Damn I accidentally placed a [ __ ] bed it’s fine no one CLI that no no one CLI that no one CLI that thank you no one clipped that it’s still going on the VOD I mean at least I killed the Skellington nice mm I’m going to crack man what oh [ __ ]

Off who is it oh spider somehow set me on fire oh there’s a blaze right there there okay uhoh I need to find where my [ __ ] stuff this is bad this is very bad oh this I’m going to [ __ ] die again this is very very bad oh this is very very very very

Bad this is very very bad yeah this is I’m not getting my ship back damn we’re not we’re not not very good at this we’re not I don’t know I don’t know man when guess if you guys died bro listen shut up you need to shut your mouth

Beef get off the damn desk please I’m Mining and crafting get get off the dam no thank God I found my [ __ ] okay H are you okay no beef get off the desk before I [ __ ] cook you like this goddamn turkey beef okay uh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] dude life as hell literally

Second this right here is what’s going to take 12 hours man 3 hours in man okay let’s do it SC this oh [ __ ] w got him okay I’m going to quickly go grab something to eat enjoy the [ __ ] beer okay I’m going grab something to eat I’m going set up the beer back

Screen shut up Bob I’ll be Back A okay hello hello Yo um if anyone’s in my chat currently or even uh crows can you let me know real quick if um if you could hear the audio for the past like few minutes while I was gone because if so I’m GNA have to edit the stream later and take that out beef

Down I don’t even know if they can hear me beef Bab all right I’m back how are you guys oh hi Bonnie welcome to the chat also um I had to help Luma take out the trash all right I bought food nice I died [ __ ] double

[ __ ] no when I logged back in it removed my spawn point what the [ __ ] that’s not good Bob money shut up Bob I am in no mood for your antics I am an Agony hey Tom where you already sent me the cords you dare shush Bob yeah

I’ve had enough of you and your antics you dubious man okay oh yeah it’s in Chat hold on you’re approaching your daily limit uh your daily time limit 30 minutes remaining to continue playing upgrade to a paid server plan or wait for the time to reset 1:00 a.m. a PSD wait what look at chat what it’s j it did not tell me

That it’s so J it did not tell me that that is stupid that’s new it used should not be like that oh dude corporations bro Capital dude it’s so that is so dumb okay let me see what I can do n man let let it cut it let it cut

It that is so stupid Beef God damn it I can’t see the cords oh my God Bob is pissed de understandably but also I’m Pissed oh there’s end portal oh never mind find my way back beef I swear please stop getting into my cour for the love of God for the love of God it’s it’s literally only like [ __ ] $6 but Jesus I don’t have that for the love of God that’s why I have a clown horn right next to my table with my cat’s walk in and start being two basses a blast clown horn and they’re like oh [ __ ] and they run Away oh this is your stuff did you find my corpse oh No it’s so Over [ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] Off You’re going to end stream when it cuts and go to or go to you’re going to go to a different game well that depends uh do you guys want to see a different game cuz if it’s a different game it’s going to be something I pick and it’s probably going to be EXO

Primal I have an addiction to that game but still I’m going to cry this oh man cat out here grumbling me I stay on Minecraft I could stay on Minecraft but like what would I be doing play single player for the rest of the time oh there’s a gas right there oh w

Who you came out of nowhere Dog could play H pixel that is not a thing I usually do I usually play Like block maybe but I’m not good enough on Minecraft Tom don’t die your spawn point is [ __ ] it’s So Hooray We’re making it out of the hood with this one it is so dark in my room I’m turning my light On B on light on hell Yeah there a Sky Block thing thinks yeah I’m not good enough on Minecraft for that kind of [ __ ] I tried to save as much as I Can I don’t see the blaze rods which is extra Concerning Well we did pretty good for you know three and a half hours mhm this just become a reoccurring thing maybe weekly streams yeah we could we could do this no but you’re supposed to go on break no I’m on multiple smps dude what t i play on tons of different Minecraft

Servers oh true aren’t you supposed to like go on break I mean like yeah but Like I can like make an exception nah man don’t do that for my sake I’d be hiccuping oh my music is louder okay hello my mic was also now n man take your well learned break I mean I’ll probably take the break just to avoid like getting docked again cuz you know

That’d be like an L uh yeah are we getting shot at yeah I don’t care I’m trying to eat BR I’m about to die oh my bad but um how about once I’m off break we try this again on a uh hopefully a server that you know um won’t boot us off without

Telling us there’s a time limit yeah I can do that all right bet sounds good does Chad agrees I’m sure I’m sure they’re probably I all right well I’m going to hop off then and uh prepare some of my uh content for once I’m off break thank you for coming I had

Fun oh no it’s been a great time oh yeah well thank you very much and thank you to everybody who watched and who will attempt to watch later and see that you know this Miser failed in the end um but it was still fun thank you very much all right bye

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