Insane Minecraft Love Story: Jax & Kaufmo

Today we’re doing a build challenge with my wife pomy and my friends Jackson kfmo whoo wo wo that’s my wife Buster don’t you mean mine uh what are you guys talking about I’m literally dating TV man uh yeah what are you guys talking about that is not your wife Nice troll

Though guys but anyway we’re supposed to build the best base ever I’m not trolling uh I’m pretty sure you are kmo she’s obviously mine what are you guys talking about I’m literally TV man’s yeah back off buddy I’ll show you that I’m the optimal clown I’m going to get

To building yeah you go do that I’m going to show her oh what are they supposed to show you I thought these guys were my friends but anyway let’s build this super cool base right here py I can’t believe this right now I can’t believe my own friends would do this to

Me they’re so weird I know they’re also kind of creeping me out are they always like this uh actually no they really are never like this I’m so confused have they never been in the presence of a female before duh they’re literally losers are you are you serious right now

Oh well that might be a little much calling your own friends losers TV man don’t you think well they’re trying to steal my wife away from me so no they are losers but no one could ever steal you away from me I love you with all my

Heart I’m going to build this really awesome clown tent for my clownette girly um ex excuse me what in the world are you talking about I don’t want anything to do with you yeah kmo leave my girl alone hey She’s Mine what are you guys doing Jax are you serious right

Now excuse me am I serious about what she will learn I will learn what that both of you are idiots and you need to stay away me come on pomy you know that you like me more than TV man like we’re honestly way more similar than he is to

You like we have so much in common oh no that’s cap bro who do you think you are bro she’s literally my wife I’m kmo you know Opposites Attract so that’s why I like TV man much better I can’t be true I don’t believe it yeah that’s actually

Cap oh excuse me hey you guys are literally my friends how are you like this is El RZ right now why don’t you guys go for like ragi or like someone else bro o ragi o what’s wrong with ragi bro she’s so cool nah she ain’t it pal

Nuh-uh I I’m literally dating TV man why don’t you guys go for someone else I’m taken not for long not for long are you serious right now e oh yeah I might get a restraining order against these guys all right here we go let’s start by

Adding this floor and white pomy this is such a good idea with these blocks of Courts a thank you you’re so sweet this is why I love you you give me compliments all the time yeah of course I mean I’m just confused like why my friends are literally trying to go after

You they think you’re dating them it’s so weird yeah that’s another level of delusional oh wait I actually really look what you’re doing with this black concrete I didn’t even think about this pomy let’s keep doing it hey pomy I built you something behind my clown tent

Uh I don’t like the sound of that yeah what are you doing here no you should come to behind my tent and you’ll see uh excuse me what are you doing and uh oh no are you serious right now there’s literally a heart dude really really

Dude a heart from my clownette come on bro you got to understand please don’t call me that again that’s really disgusting also I’m not a clown I’m a G and yeah she doesn’t want you little bro she does not want you little bro she will e oh my go oh yeah that that’s

Nasty um he is going to have to stay like 5,000 ft away from me at all times you’re a hater hey pom me look at what I built you the gift of my beautiful face oh okay um yeah I’d rather stare at the Sun and lose my vision than look at that but

Thanks L RZ Buddy L RZ let me show you boys how it’s done hey pom you want some golden carrots uh no no thank you I I ate before I came a she’s just shy that’s so cute she’s not a rabbit bro that’s El RZ shut up CFO you’re

Literally a clown yeah and so is she Hey listen boys I I know you guys are I don’t know if this is like a troll or something you know kmo you you like pulling pranks and stuff so I bet I better hope this is like a prank because

You know me and pomy are literally dating bro yeah you know what maybe it is a prank psych it’s not a prank she will be mine TV man you are literally so weird bro n you are and that’s why I want her to take away from you oh please

Get away from me you know what maybe I’ll just let kmo keep making himself look like an idiot Mommy’s going to come crawling to me soon enough anyway I mean who would I look like an idiot she is not going to come crawling to you dude

Are you serious right now who do you think you are uh I’m Jax obviously the main character and I’m kmo who yeah no one knows you bro no no one knows you no one knows you bro what do you mean nobody knows me I’m kofo everybody loves

Kofo I kofo cmo’s in the theme songo too you guys remember that part of the song didn’t ask Buddy no one cares oh my God you’re trying to steal my girl bro she’s not your girl right now yeah she’s mine what excuse me yeah pomy I’m sorry about

Them they’re being really creepy and weird and I honestly don’t know what to do should I like explode their house or something no no that’s okay I’ll just try to avoid them maybe if we ignore them they’ll leave us alone oh yeah you’re right okay yeah let’s just ignore

Them oh uh Hey TV man can I ask you something man I got a question for you uh I have a question too uh CB has a question hey guys TV man Hello I’m right here answer me maning my own business I’m not going to talk to any of those

Losers hey what did you just call me a loser no well yeah yeah you’re a loser buddy you’re stealing my girl and you’re not going to steal her that is not cool I’m not stealing anybody like she’s not yours She’s mine oh hey all right that’s

It that’s my final St that’s it where is my gun where is my gun what what hey you better chill out no no no I’m sick and tired of you stop you deserve that cough mod you destroyed my house I I built so built that out with my own flesh and

Tears and blood it was literally made from me I can’t believe you took this away from me my house can you stop crying you loser nobody wants a sad clown but on the bright side at least you don’t have a chance with pom anymore with a house like that I don’t even have

A house I got nothing to show yeah that’s that’s what I just said okay this has gone on long enough I don’t like any of you two I like TV man and that’s all I’ll ever like I got to make the best clown tent ever I’ll show you all what I

Can do finally oh my goodness you’re so weird dude anyway I can’t believe I thought you guys are my friends you too Jax you’re trying to RIS on my girlfriend bro what’s your problem dude huh what do you mean your girlfriend she’s my girlfriend she just doesn’t

Know it yet I do I literally have to pound this into your head no I am not either of your guys’ girlfriend I’m only a TV man’s girlfriend yeah I don’t know why we have to keep having the same conversation I’m about to blow up your

House too jaxel bro try it see what happens uh you know what maybe I just will huh all right well anyway I don’t have time for this I got to build the best house for me and PNE you know what maybe we should invite ragi over or

Something pomy we should so then they would like leave you alone yeah they’re really creeping me out especially CMO saying all these weird things saying that I will be his that’s kind of weird not going to lie do I hear somebody talking about the kmo kmo you’re hearing

Things man nobody’s talking about you unless it’s to insult you man you’re talking about me right now and that didn’t sound like an insult it definitely was oh are you can I make can you blow up his house hey pomy watch this STV Man by the way okay what do you

Want Jack hey hey what are you doing near my girl what are you doing near my girl bro get away bro shut up TV man hey PNE hey hey hey hey hey do you like fortnite because I want you in my fort tonight that’s it that’s it get out

Right now hold on out disgusting get out get out get out right now get out get that’s W chill dude put the gun awayy man it’s okay it’s okay I can take care of myself see oh my goody goodus why did you get a gun pomy uh I’ve always had

One wait PNE why do you have a gun gun no no no no I said I have I have gum like hey but guess what I have one buddy so if you want to back off my wife right now buddy I thought we were friends what

Do you mean your wife all right you want to play that game buddy you really want to play that game huh dude chill what is your issue man you’re so jealous it’s kind of cringe chill jealous jealous oh my goodness this is the worst day ever

How could they do this to me I’m literally their friend wow my base is coming along so good it’s got the orange it’s got the red oh wait that’s yellow I’m an idiot yeah you are bro you did not have to talk you know now that I’m

Making a really nice house PNE is going to fall in love with me and I’ll give you a proposition I take pomy and you you know I could find you another girl I could find you Raga or one of the GLS any one of those you’re interested uh no

Thanks kfo there’s no way you can get pomy anyway and second of all She’s Mine third of all She’s mine buddy who do you guys think you are I’m literally not property like I already told you guys TV man is my boyfriend and I’m not going

Out with either of you all right pomy you know what you know you know what we have to do I’m sorry we have to do this but we’re going to have to add some electric wires just so they can’t get around here because they’re literally so

Weird and they are not allowed on our property that’s that’s a really good idea you’re so caring and smart this is why I love you can you two shut up over there what like what are you even talking about someone’s jealous someone’s jealous you’re going to be

Jealous when you lose your girl just saying oh uh well you’re going to be mad when you can’t get over here because it’s our property a private property oh I can’t get over here huh oh I’m over here I’m over here Jack Jack get away

Buddy get away now now hey or what what are you going to do I guess we got to go Pest Control okay never I was kidding we’re going to have to make this a lot higher oh my goody goodness are you serious right now they are literally so

Annoying I didn’t do anything you existed oh come on oh ja don’t act like you’re not a problem either you’re probably the reason why we have to get this fence tell them excuse you I am not a problem I am the problem oh my God yeah we know buddy you don’t you don’t

Need to tell us twice I meant that was in a good way you make your existence very obvious all right anyway let’s keep building this Barb Wire Fence because I don’t want anyone to come over here cuz everyone’s so weird why would I want to

Come to you pomy is going to be coming to me soon you mean me fat chance clown who are you calling clown you clown okay first of all that’s no way to treat a lady if I even wanted to go out with you you call me a clown seriously elris dude

Elris we’re both clowns it’s clown rib it’s clowns I am not a clown oh my gosh this is hopeless just accept who you are accept it accept the clown this accept the clown clown Town go to clown town you want to know what you should accept

The fact that I’m never going to date you ugly who you call N N I will not let that stand yeah you’re not ugly kfo thanks you’re fat and ugly hey what the heck oh uh hey pommy didn’t see you there you come around here often I have

Something for you hey hey get away get away buddy get away hey who what the oh wow uh this is really impressive Jax but I can’t accept this why not because uh I’m right here buddy who do you think you are buddy it’s just a gift it’s just

A gift TV man what’s your problem I can’t give a gift to a friend you’re that jealous and possessive that’s kind of cringe oh my gosh whatever pomy you just you make your own decisions I’m sorry sorry j you kind of have to stay

Out of here um I I said I’m okay I mean I guess that’s a sweet gesture but you oh my goodness a sweet Gest clown joke yeah that was elz buddy that they C that was the craziest elz I’ve ever heard in my life are you serious

Right now I am that was that was probably one of my best works it was it was still terrible though oh God come on dude all right anyway here we go we’re going to keep building up this base because this base is for me and PNE only

So here we go so uh TV man what’s up PNE uh so maybe after this would you like to go on a date or something we could like go on a picnic of course we could go to the picnic we can go to the movies like

Do you want to do uh I was thinking a nice picnic in the evening when it’s golden hour and then we could take a little walk and we could go see the flower fields and whatnot you know PNE I could take you on a really nice date I

Could get you the finest funnel cake and cotton candy and take you out on the nicest fairy Ferris wheel and merry go around would be so romantic uh ew what are you talking about CMO and we’re going on Daddy’s helicopter cfo’s dad has a lot of money I mean going on a

Helicopter is on my bucket list what but no sorry I can’t oh thank you oh my goody goodness what in the what are you doing kmo you’re literally so weird I’m just building my base dude why you trying to ruin my relationship I’m not doing anything you’re going to ruin it

Yourself soon enough what are you talking about nothing okay kmo that’s so lame let me tell you how a guy should really treat a girl on a date what I would do take him out to a nice dinner tell him all about the most important

Thing in this world my no but I mean like seriously we could go to the movies and talk about myself we could go to a really nice steak restaurant or something and then we can talk more about myself oh my gosh we could even go to like the mall or something and then

Talk about myself it would be amazing I’m surprised you talk something other than carrage top most shut up I wasn’t talking to you I mean that does sound fun I guess but TV man probably has a way better date idea right oh yes um we

Will go to um um let me think um uh let me think uh we’ll go to uh McDonald’s and then um I’ll I’ll buy you everything you wanted at the McDonald’s store I didn’t know McDonald’s had a store but yeah that that seems fine I mean I would

Prefer it if maybe we could like go to the mall and Shop or something oh well I don’t have a lot of money so how am I going to do that oh that’s okay I mean we could always do something else yeah like McDonald’s I moned diet so pomy

I’ll pick you up in a few hours and we’ll going on a nice helicopter ride with my dad and it’ll be super romantic how’s that sound oh no I mean uh that’s cool but I’m I’m sorry I have to refuse I’m still dating T I’ll take you out on

The rich date though I’ll have money I’ll give you all the money you want oh what are you C are you serious right now and hey get off my property bro this is my property bro I’ll go back to my better house I mean his colors are a lot

Cooler than ours I mean ours is just oak wood what no why is this good I thought well yeah it is good but I don’t know maybe we could make it more colorful hey how about I show you my colorful house my better than TV man’s house you want a

Tour I mean I guess it can’t hurt hey what pomy what are you doing I’m just checking out his house oh no what are you doing over here bro n p you are not allowed over here what the heck why are you why are you telling me what I can

And cannot do I’m my own person am I not no yeah you’re right you’re right okay but why why is she over here why is she with Cosmo Cosmo likes her oh my gosh oh no this is so weird I guess I’ll just follow them let the lady do what she

Wants and uh pomy there’s no official entrance to my awesome house that’s kind of abstract like that well that’s kind of cool actually but look T it’s abstracted oh what does that mean is that is that mean it’s like a part of skibby toilet or what oh um no it’s not

Part of that you know what I’ll let you know uh later first I’m going to check out the house uh excuse me are you actually going in there no way right now oh don’t go down there don’t close the door kfo please don’t close the door oh

Well let me just close off my abstracted door there and now you’re in my house with me alone hey hey what do you think you’re doing buddy I can break through that how’d you get in my what would you just break my property uh yeah buddy now

What do you think you’re doing uh just hanging out with my new girlfriend what are you doing hey all right that’s it excuse me I just thought you were going to show me this place I was just showing up for a tour yeah and that’s what I was

Giving you nothing else oh hey guys what’s up is there like a party or something what’s going on in here oh this place kind of sucks ja what in the what in the what in the what are you doing here I don’t know I was kind of

Just bored uh J what are you doing here what do you mean my private jet is just outside I want to give you a ride oh are are you serious I mean no no no no sorry I can’t accept that why not I can I can

Show you a whole new world oh what in the what is wrong with you too you guys are weirdos this is my girlfriend what is wrong with you I’m not weird he just stole a line out of a Disney movie yeah you cornball what’s wrong with Disney

Not a sponsor there’s a lot of things wrong with it loser because you smell bad so get out of here I stop pranking my house do have to do with anything no I’m going to break everything in I’m sick and tired of you all just oh we’re breaking stuff don’t break the basement

Oh I think I’ll just leave oh wait what in the what is this place e this is weird uh this is my basement dude this is my my my girlfriend friend friend how could you do this oh my gosh this is so weird oh okay well besides it being a

Little weird that this is in Cosmos basement um I guess it’s kind of sweet so I made this whole Shrine room for you does that mean we could go on a date now oh um I’ll think about it and get back to you in three to five business days

What about 3 to five business minutes I now pedy why did you just say no what the heck why did you say you’re going to think about it I don’t know I panicked you could Panic if someone had like a bunch of you like a shrine of you it’s

Weird yeah that was pretty weird but wait anyway I stole his jet wait uh did you just break Jax’s plane uh no it should be right here but it just uh may maybe I bro broke it a little bit okay maybe we should get out of here before he presses charges oh I’m

Drowning okay that’s fine I guess um I’m kind of stuck will you um help the damel in this chest uh I’m sorry I got to go build bom oh there you are pomy are you finally ready to get in my plane where is my jet actually what what oh uh maybe

It just flew away it just flew do you know something about this pomy what happened not not a thing not a thing wait a second TV man was it you uh it was kmo no it was not me I was in kmo with a shrine it could have been him it

Was literally TV man you really want to date a loser that breaks everything pomy I mean it was probably an accident I mean he he can be clumsy sometimes but it was it was just an accident yeah pomy did you know this guy TV man he didn’t

Shower for a whole week one time well actually it was more than one time what in the what ja why are you telling her about this but but that’s not even true that’s not even true that disgusting definitely true is that why you smelled kind of musty that one week no that that

What was was CA that was c e i I didn’t want to say anything but it definitely wasn’t a pleasant smell um but again is anyone going to help me I’m kind of still stuck oh sure W uh thank you TV man doesn’t he just kind of left me and

Just went to build a house but uh I got to go as well so bye uh are you serious right now pomy how could you do this to me what is going on how could you just leave me in the water and just walk away

Cuz I have to build us the best base ever Jack Shut up I didn’t ask just saying our base is well a for effort I guess um it’s just not as colorful as Kos oh my goodness I get colorful bonus points py why are you still over there

Too what are you doing she likes me no she doesn’t little bro she does not like you no I don’t yeah definitely not I mean I like them all as friends like brothers I guess oh oh how about me pomy oh oh yeah sorry I totally space on that

Yeah you’re different what excuse me how do you forget about that pomy I’m sorry I just have a a lot on my mind right now I might just need a little alone time all right whatever I’m so confused right now what’s going on but anyway here we

Go we’re going to add a little pool right here and there I said I need a lone time TVV man uh I’m building a pool for us what do you mean so we can have a party okay I’ll just um go over here I can give you all the alone time you need

Pomy text me whenever you want to go into our Shrine room yeah don’t worry about it pomy we can go on a date together whenever you’re ready for me but actually uh TV man don’t you uh kind of owe me a plane uh what are you talking about I didn’t do anything

You’re the one that broke it I’m pretty sure uh what are you talking about little bro it’s just an accident Man accidents happen you know oh what are you doing hey hey hey hey stop bro are you serious right now I he was building a fountain SL poool dude what is your

Problem hey man I supported my hand slipped man accidents happened PNE I know you’re sad so I’m going to make you a gift package with your favorite items oh what why are you doing that little bro because I like her a lot I’m not upset I I’m just the opposite of happy

Right now oh my good goodness because of your bad boyfriend what not me no it’s you guys you guys are the losers no it’s not cap bro why can’t you all just stop fighting and leave me alone yeah facts why can’t you guys just leave her alone

Yeah facts why can’t you just leave her alone yeah TV man yeah PNE and wait not pomy that make off wow you really just did that to her huh that’s crazy I I’m sorry I I have to take a break TV man I can’t do this right now what are you

Talking about you want to take a break what do you mean sometimes people fall in and out of love and they just need a little time for themselves oh n you’ve got to be capping right now you never take anything serious in our relationship I think I just need a

Little space to myself uh okay I guess what is going on yo J I think she’s single now let’s go yeah man it’s going to be great she can finally be mine as long as you keep out of the way you ugly clown no she could be mine she could be

Mine no no you’re just wrong you’re wrong speaking of being mine hey pomy want to hang out oh oh um wait where did you come from I’m always here oh watching yeah that’s not concerning at all uh ja what are you doing here as

Well I was going to ask you if you want to hang out too what I asked first well I asked second I guess we could all hang out as a group maybe we should invite TV man as well oh heck yeah yeah yeah I’m here guys what’s up no no get that

Exboyfriend out of here I am not an ex bro we’re just taking a break but you know we’re still dating right B uh well that’s temporarily on hold right right now oh no you’ve got you got hey comoo shut up a second thought maybe I I’ll

Just hang out with myself no no no no no P oh my look what you did TV man now you ruined my chance she’s my girlfriend yeah this was TV man’s fault not anymore no she’s always been my girlfriend bro y’all are actually ruining all my relationships right now this is so weird

I don’t think you know what being on a break means TV man she’s not your girlfriend anymore hey pomy are you still my girlfriend uh it’s complicated TV man that’s a no that is totally a no py I know you’re sad and you’re on a

Break but let me cheer you up I got a present for you in my Shrine room okay fine I guess a present won’t hurt yeah come come over here here hey hey hey hey what uh uhuh hey get get out get out get out of here got a bunch of flowers

That’s that’s really sweet actually yeah it’s your favorite colors too blue and red this is literally the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for me yeah no no worries no problem I’m kind of the best I’m the goat what do we yeah it was my

Idea after all py here you go uh can you all give me a little space I don’t think you know know what taking a break means and Jack um I’m this isn’t cmo’s house so I’m pretty sure it was cmo’s idea um but anyway uh thanks for the flowers um

I’m going to go now uh what in the heck you guys are literally so weird right now you know what that’s it I am sick and tired of this this is light work uh well not anymore see you buddy I’m flabbergasted I’m lost for words pomy do see abusive boys boyfriend

Blowing up my house uh TV man why would you do that he literally just gave me a gift what no he’s literally oh my goodness he is literally trying to play you right now how can you not see this you look real bad huh you look real bad

Right now man you look real bad yeah that was pretty cringe man hey guys come on T man we’re not okay we’re not dating right now you don’t need to be so possessive okay but we can still be friends oh my goody goodness come on ooh

That’s rough buddy that’s rough R I feel bad for you sorry even all right this is perfect so now it’s just between you and me kmo I say we should have like a gladiatorial fight to the death to decide who gets her don’t you think I

Mean sure I know I’d win that are you serious right now guys no I mean if we’re being honest I mean I kind of like cofo more because he actually thinks of others rather than only himself but that doesn’t mean I’m going out with him how

Me what wait who whoa whoa who what about you this ain’t about you but like can you guys at least be nice to each other especially TV man what you say I said of course excuse me yeah sorry um it it’s complicated right now we’re we’re going

Through a rough area in our relationship so if you could all just like treat each other with respect and kindness and please just leave me alone boring that was so lame this is such a crazy speech just go out with me we don’t even have to go through all of this fighting and

Stuff you could just be mine and we could be together forever hey hey hey what’s your problem bro get away from who do you think you are what do you mean problem I’m just so tired of all this nonsense I just want to skip to the ending the happy ending where I finally

Get the girl finally kmo as your friend and cooworker at the amazing digital circus I’m just going to be real with you I think you’re a little bit too fat and ugly to be with pomy just saying I don’t think you have a chance fat and ugly that’s wildly disrespectful it’s

True though oh heck no that’s it I’m so over the I will get pom e what are you doing relax uh what ja what have we done he’s even fatter now what is going on what are we going to do I have no idea what is happening seriously Jack this is

Really weird where is py oh my goodness yo this guy’s crazy bro he’s trying to take my girl kfo come on we’re friends man don’t like do anything to me you might regret at least do it to TV man first I mean that’s pretty fair but since when are we

Friends we’re fighting for the same girl that I want oh she’s mine bro what are you guys doing oh no D she’s just not yours that’s just not true wait a second why am I scared anyway we’re in creative mode maybe it’s just cuz you’re so ugly

Uh ja why are we even scared this guy we’re literally in creative mode right now we shouldn’t even be scared look I could go up to him and ion he won’t even hurt me look I want to say that again ja I just said something too much oh no he’s a

Sword it’s my balloon sword good going TV man come here TV man oh no I’m gonna get you oh no what am I going to do what am I going to do get inside oh no get out of my house uh excuse me what do you

Think I’m going to do I have nothing to do oh he’s right there are you serious right now I can’t fit in this door whatever I don’t need you I’m just going to go find pomy I’m just break this house real quick for he hey hey get out

What the heck is your problem man what’s your problem don’t answer that uh TV man I don’t suppose you have any spare weapons we can use no I have a minigun though I’m going to kill him hey buddy kopa you’re not going to be alive for a

While where are you you can’t can’t even find me and I’m huge that’s embarrassing uh are you serious right now where are you dude you’re so fat where’s pomy I want to find pomy okay kmo here’s the thing you’re weird and you’re kind of creeping me out so I’m not going to go

On a date with you sorry I don’t care anymore I’m going to find you oh if I found you PNE hi hi py no please please help someone help please you look how big I am I am I’m really oh my good goodness I just killed

Him Ste man he just saved my life uh I mean I didn’t save your life I just saved you from that creep who was probably trying to kill you but anyway uh yeah I I’m sorry about how I treated you I guess we can start dating again

What about me only if you want to uh yeah I I would of course like to yeah but ja what are you doing here what do you mean what am I doing here you’re trying to steal my girlfriend man back off oh my gosh that’s it Jack sorry but

First of all you’re not my type second of all you have a huge ego so there’s no room for us to have a relationship you know what this is all your fault TV man hey oh my go thank you guys so much for watching this video subscribe and click

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