Insane Minecraft Mod with US Presidents! 😱

All right Gamers welcome back to yet another god tier episode of modded Minecraft today I want to start going to the Advent of Ascension Dimensions so I’m going to have to find one of those ancient teleporters underground um didn’t you say you were going to try

Going to the stronghold to see what the end Dimension is like in this new mod pack last time yeah but I want to do this first it’s not like a race well me and Barry still got that Twilight Forest race CU I know for a fact I’ll beat your

Ass in defeating all the bosses first George stop calling me Barry okay Barry shut up you well I think I’m going to uh oh I walked into lava really Joe you’re already being a dumbass and you’re already a that guy from that place that does the

Firing or something wow Joe back at it again being the most descriptive idiot imaginable Shut up butt face oh hey it’s one of those wandering Traer I think I’ll buy this weird sapling but while you growing trees we are supposed to be racing to speedrun the Twilight

Forest calm your tits Berry I’ll get there Donald is the one with tits cuz you know all that fat and stuff can we stop talking about tits of course you would want to stop talking about tits since you’re married to a woman that’s actually a man that doesn’t have tits

Okay fine if you want to talk about tits your mother’s tits was very succulent and juicy much like pink steak um I’m more of a pink Taco Guy than pink steak I’m so confused why are you guys eating pink food because your mother oh I found an ancient

Teleporter yeah well no one gives a flying yeah well I gave your mom a flying last night the does that even mean it means I don’t give a flying if no one gives a flying I have freedom of speech kind of you also have the freedom to buy healthy food and a

Comb to make yourself not look like a fat Oompa Loompa I think he eats enough of healthy food I mean just take a look at his face it’s pretty clear he eats an abundant amount of oranges wow calling me orange I totally haven’t heard that one before like a thousand times

Already I hate to break it to you but it’s not like you’re more original than a rodeo clown and a a sea of cowboy hats calling you orange is like calling a cow spotted it’s just stating the obvious but at least you provide a colorful distraction from the real issues like a

Neon sign at a Texas Honky Tonk your insults are as outdated as a rotary phone in the age of smartphones but I guess when you’ve got nothing else to offer much like your presidency you resort to recycled Jabs keep on yee-ha with your cowboy hat made in Connecticut

Why would George wear a cowboy hat made in Connecticut cuz he was born in Connecticut and not Texas what you mean he’s been a connect cutter um what’s that word I can’t see it from my monitor can you uh make the font bigger Jill just cuz I was born in

New England doesn’t mean it was my city did you really have to make a reference to that shitty song Michelle is a guy every day bro shut up you Texan buttwipe actually he’s a connecticutian buttwipe oh come on bro you don’t see me calling Joe a Pennsylvanian doofus or baric a

Kenyan I was born in Hawaii you and I’m the Queen of England all right well I guess I’ll go to the leian dimension first since it’s the easiest one to get the realm Stone what the hell is the Leia Dimension it’s a dimension that has an orange color

Scheme which uniquely has an Underside with upside down trees how ironic the orange man is going to the orange Dimension what’s next Donald you’re going to go to the Willy Wonky Dimension to hang out with your Oompa Loompa lookalikes how can I be an Ooma Loompa

If I’m taller than all of you in fact I bet an Oompa Loompa even has a longer schlong than your tiny Dusty hot dog you let’s go I found the Lich Tower is that the castle that I’m currently in yes that’s what the castle

Is called and how did you get to one so fast I was already in one yesterday but I decided to come back today with more food so I already knew the cords you’re still not beating all these bosses before me I know almost everything about this Dimension well

Then it’s going to be 10 times funnier when I beat you oh interesting in this new version of The Mod you actually spawn in the underside of the world still a bit cursed though all right I better kill this as fast as possible since you were already in another Lich Tower Georgie don’t

Call me that again butt plug wait uh how do you kill this boss you can just waste a few minutes of your time researching it oh never mind I figured out how you’re supposed to kill this and besides do you really think that me wasting two or three

Minutes quickly Googling how to kill one of the bosses would give you enough time to beat all the bosses faster than me every second counts H I thought you knew everything about this Dimension you speedrunning all the bosses faster than me should be a cakewalk yeah but uh it’s

A lot of RNG too you know cuz you could have had a tougher time finding one of the Lich Towers or Naga Courtyards excuses excuses excuses I’m just better than you H I have to kill one of the Flies high up in the liation trees well

Luckily I have a monster ball so that I can just trap one and then spawn it up in the trees so that I can go to The Haven Dimension Heaven Dimension isn’t that the place that requires a glowstone portal or or whatever that’s the ether U turd face Haven and Heaven are two

Different words okay but come you got to admit that those two words sound extremely similar oh hey this thing looks like an ice cream cone oh all these explosions reminds me of Barrack’s presidency you George let’s go I got through the first stage now now I can just

Attack him with melee what the is melee it’s close range combat in which enemies are engaged in physical contact with each other much like the sword fights baric and Michael has you you orange butt wife holy this Forest is pretty who what the it’s one of those um oh Whatchamacallit it’s the big

House in the woods you mean a woodland Mansion uh I guess so I’m going to go in and try to get some totems of unal living it’s called totems of undying you dunce head can you share the cords of the Mansion I might need some totems too

After you just called me dun head no dude why don’t you find your own uh Joe Mansion did you really just say Joe mansion that’s the flip flopper from West Virginia yeah but I’m Joe and this is a mansion I don’t care if there are flipflops in West Virginia or East

Virginia it’s too cold out to be wearing flip flops anyways okay how about this I give you some ice cream in the game and you give me the cords ice cream there’s finally ice cream in this mod pack hell yeah dude if you give me ice cream I’ll

Give you the stupid cords to this place all right just give me a few minutes I got to go to a jungle to get some cocoa beans this Lich boss is tougher than a $2 steak it’s like trying to rope a wild stallion with a piece of spaghetti I’ve

Also seen tumbleweeds put up more of a fight oh my God I’m really not in the mood for your Tex and slang right now I’m literally trying to defeat a boss good then maybe it will slow you up doesn’t matter I just killed it so did I yeah well I doubt you’re

You’re going to find the next boss in the swamplands biome thanks for telling me where the next boss is yeah but you’re never going to find it why because it’s underground oh um forget I said that sorry I’m not like Joe and we’ll just forget literally everything within 3 seconds like a brain

Dead goldfish let’s go I found the dude that drops the totems die you let’s go oh I didn’t pick it up there we go now I just got to find more of those dudes cuz you can never have too many totems it’s not like they can stack so

If you just want to have an inventory filled with totems that’s fine but you don’t have infinite inventory space well what the hell this is a strange ass cave oh my game froze ha that gives me more time to find the Labyrinth would it by any chance be this weird well

Thing with a giant hole like your mother’s that leads into an even bigger hole no way you already found it oh I actually just found it good for you oh oh God I’m free shitty fungus there’s too many mobs in here luckily I have these Barrack

Planks no way I actually landed a water bucket clutch after my game was frozen for like 5 minutes did you try warming up the game so it wouldn’t be Frozen um that’s not how it works you hard man I definitely did not miss running around these giant hallways

Like a maniac until I find the minus room boss oh so the next boss is in the weird Labyrinth thing you’re just giving me all the details I need rendering your advantage of knowing everything about this Dimension useless first of all you already found it anyway so it’s not like

I gave you extra information and second there’s still a ton more stuff to do in this Dimension so we’ll see how quickly your comp confidence lowers down to the amount of IQ points Joe has you’d have to be the least confident person in the world to have as much confidence as

IQ points Joe has do you really have to just randomly make fun of me all the time yeah why not it’s funny it’s not funny to me it’s not supposed to be funny for you it’s funny for me and everyone else who watches TV when you are giving a speech it’s funnier

Than most shitty sitcoms out there when listening to you try to mumble a coherent sentence okay well um the sky is mother tit Balls McGee okay now you were just doing that one on purpose yeah what of it these are killing me come on where the is this boss what

Are you in a rush well yes I’m racing George to beat all the Twilight Forest bosses haven’t you heard what we’ve been talking about for the past few sessions um well I know you said something about a snake and then one found a boss and then killed it and then I crapped my

Pants oh my Lord holy testicles there’s pinch beetles down here these Critters are pinching me harder than a cowboy sitting on a cactus in fact these beetles are on my like Barracks mother was last night come on George we all know you were at Texas Roadhouse last

Night eating a steak and toasting to a failed presidency which almost didn’t exist if it weren’t for those 500 Florida votes yeah well I can wait to toast to me winning this epic Twilight Forest race because I think I just found the boss dude what the are you like

Hacking or some no but I do know someone’s got to hack at that giant your mother has shut up all right sleepy Joe I finally found a jungle so now I can craft your stupid ice cream cones oh good I’m on my way home come on let’s go I killed

This with the last arrow that I had you already killed the minoshroom boss I haven’t even found him yet oh wait never mind I just found it off yeah well while you’re still doing that I’m already getting started on looking for the next boss okay but

This time I’m not telling you what the next boss is don’t care didn’t ask oh a bunch of Obamas excuse me okay sleepy Joe I crafted your stupid ass ice cream yay I just got back to my base so can you just come over and give

It to me that sounded a little sus though oh hey I entered a biome called fire swamp but uh I don’t see very much fire are you kidding me what baric oh um nothing just nothing what the is this oh this must be the next boss wait a minute

Is that why you said are you kidding me um yeah it’s just that you keep finding this so fast well then maybe stop being like Joe and wake up you don’t have to be this slow at the game you know you I finally killed that son of a

Why the does this dude not have a head and why can’t I hit this oh okay that worked holy butt plugs I need to come back to this when I have Fire Res potions okay you old bat here’s your stinking ice cream oh my god there actually is ice

Cream in this mod pack all right now what are the chords to the Woodland Mansion okay um I forget and uh I don’t think I wrote them down anywhere oh for sake Joe