Jeffy Is CURSED in Minecraft!

Dad ain’t come on Jeffy don’t you dare yell at me I’m gonna yell at you all I want we need to find it Daddy I don’t I don’t find what is it daddy fine well I’m tired too I don’t want to be here stupid idiot daddy wake up you

Idiom we have to find it oh God you mind me sir and Jeffy Jeff so I can help you Donna you were saying we put you were supposed to get to pet gang support before we start the video it’s not that hard I didn’t get

One Jeffy just get one for me no finally I can’t help you we’ll be even slower oh Oh stupid boy ew gosh your voice is horrendous Apple the cursed Golden Apple it looks really tasty so hold on are you a witch I am little boy what is able to do it is a cursed golden apple don’t eat it then why do you have it on

A gold platter I tried to hide it hidden away in this cave well it’s not very hidden it’s just shut shut up it’s not very hidden inside a normal mine many of you disgusted with an actual Cobblestone maybe it would work you stupid fat nosed octopus Jeffy please I need you to

Understand you cannot eat the apple it is cursed you will have horrible things happen to you Jackie are you listening no just please don’t eat the apple okay no Jeffy no no I’m a line you’re fine yeah okay well I want to get going if you need me I’ll be a call away

Hey Jeffy oh hi Danny hey what are you doing um I don’t know I just um didn’t touch the Apple all right nice all right do you want to get demanding all this stuff yeah yeah oh my name is kidneys iffy what’s wrong with your kidneys oh no they’re purple

That’s weird how do you see the color of your kidneys they’re inside your body oh no this is a problem you see you tell me you can see everybody study my brain is blue brain is Jeffy you don’t you can’t see the color of

Your brain but Daddy I just did I saw it your brain’s behind your eyeballs Jeffy you can’t see it but daddy oh Jeffy what um chippy look at all this gold I’m Gonna Be Rich money money money money you’re so greedy Danny oh my gosh man oh

You know what I did I feel fine after eating that Apple I don’t that stupid Witch is just um I don’t even know what it’s talking about what was that Oh Daddy was that you dude why are you making all this noise up here take some money Jeffy

Jeffy look how much money I got money money daddy um did you not hear that explosion what explosion there is a stupid thing counting my money just any money there was a full explosion in the house that just happened you didn’t hear it what what what do you mean it

Was it’s something blew up daddy nothing blew up I didn’t hear it Daddy I think it was a creeper creeper Jeffy a creeper didn’t blow up in the house here take somebody money money money money money money money daddy died oh gosh I’m gonna lose these Corps now I took his money

Hey Bob the flamingo someone help me someone murdered my daddy someone help someone what do you want yeah what are you doing someone I guess you’re the only person that lives in the city yeah I’m the only person to your buddy what are you doing why are you yelling my daddy just got

Brutally killed um and um okay if you believe in curses verses what are you five hours oh my God you’re you’re not stupid I’m not no you’re like five years what what just happened I need to get in the toilet to water someone oh I’m fine I’m fine see I told

You I’m curse you stupid defense ball no you just spontaneously combusted that’s different no it’s completely somewhere you’re not a nurse Jeffy oh gosh oh see it just happened again that was the wind there’s no way oh my gosh he’s dead oh that’s so cool um but oh my gosh he’s dead

Um just happened it’s like a spontaneous I killed him oh Mommy okay I can’t bring I’m camping the mommy mommy mommy mommy where are you at what are you talking about I’ve been cursed someone sent me on the fire and I killed Daddy and I killed Molly

You need to get away from me I’m gonna set you on fire oh wait a minute is this on your game Steffy mommy no he’s not okay no I’ll play along I’ll play along Jeffy you know I love your imagination Oh Daddy I mean my mommy is not a game

No Jeffy please I want to be involved in the game come on what do I gotta do um I can see my pancreas oh Mommy did you go oh Mommy Mommy she’s dead no why am I dying no no the person you can do this I hate these

Guts but he’s only the only one person my mommy’s dead my daddy’s dead the ball is dead you’re probably about to die I don’t see how this is my problem Jeffy um I’m cursed and I need help oh you’re cursed yes I’m cursed all right Jeffy start start from the beginning what do

You mean you’re cursed an apple and then I kill my daddy and then I kill my boy and then I kill my mommy um Apple Golden Apple it was cars uh fat old ugly lady very ugly extremely ugly probably though wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait did she have

Long black hair and a beautiful nose job beautiful it was actually quite big and it looked like a few potions have been thrown at it uh Jeffy that’s my ex-girlfriend you ran into your eggs Girlfriend yes you have a you had your girlfriend uh yes Jeffy I’m pretty I’m pretty good

With the ladies yeah oh God so dramatic Jeffy oh my God I’m bleeding from my nose oh I have a potion that can help that hey thank you now he’s nice of you anyways I’m cursed I need you to help me fix it though yes fine fine Jeffy I can

I can help you but I need an item to lift the curse Jeffy I don’t have it here in my shop no it’s not gold if I wanted gold I just go get it myself Jeffy I’m fine I’m kicking out my gold Mac nope I need a tri-claps i Jeffrey I

Tried clumps I yes the very rare Jeffy it’s like a cyclops with one eye but this one has there is a cyclops that’s you anyways Jeffy if you bring me the head back I can I can I can make a potion for you know at the doctor ordered all right

Well I’m very busy right now Jeffy get out of my shop bring me there bring me the try cops eye Jeffy hold they’re here nice then come back for me no no I didn’t mean to it wasn’t me Oh my God I’m so sorry oh he smells so bad eat some green beans oh man I gotta we’re going on I just got back from the hospital it was the worst thing ever oh it blew out your bag blew it up pretty bad Jeffy you know anyways um no what a shame oh God what what is happening I’m so confused I’m taking all this armor

Digging on this gold I’m not gonna go to this icons here we go oh man okay I wonder if um this is where potion Master said to go um I wonder um what is that oh my gosh I keep getting hit like so far back

Ow that’s not very nice stop it stop it right now yeah yeah stupid idiot Troy come on oh man I got his head nice all right cool oh it’s in master hello yes I got this there you go oh perfect Jeffy oh perfect perfect yeah I’ll make a potion right away oh thank

You appreciate it yeah you miss you stupid idiot uh I don’t know what you’re talking about Jeffy I just sneezed um okay yes but uh head in there very good very good okay and it’s done Jeffy oh it’s done yes yes it’s done and now I have it now give me

More gold I gave you a stack of gold blocks yeah I want some more Jeffy I don’t want my I’m dying I’m dying posting Matt oh I’m dying okay let’s go here it is Jeffy can you turn around real quick that was weird Jeffy I don’t know what that is

All right well you won myself take this all right Jeffy and he is your potion wait what are you doing here you can’t just take curses away like that that’s how it works potion Master what are you mean I’m just curing my friend Jeffy here forever you’re

The way out just like you did in a relationship what are you talking Are you seriously bringing our past relationship into this oh my goodness how could an eye you’re acting the same you never even changed oh my God all you do is complain this is why our

Relationship didn’t work oh because I’m complaining huh oh you know guys it’s so beautiful guys what do you want Jeffy I’m trying to I’m trying to do something here I know you’re trying to do I need to potion oh here whatever get out of here oh my God

What did you put what kind of curse did you put on him that stupid boy I’m trying kid oh I drank it I drank it oh man hopefully I think you’re back to normal now oh hey oh die Jeffy oh I see him [Applause] oh thank goodness you’re not dead dead

Yeah just playing around with you yeah oh my gosh I’m so happy oh yeah I just got it I gotta make sure oh yeah just give me give me a second oh hey Daddy mommy I’m so glad you’re okay oh thank you Jeffy I just get to see you Hon oh I

Know bro did you finish the food Daddy I don’t think I’m cursed anymore just Jeffy I’m pretty sure I’m cursed I keep on getting I want to buy creepers I went back fourth of the hospital over and over again every time I come back here no Jeffy seriously I think I was

Cursed I kept seeing you you were trying to eat my soul um what are you talking about it you’re not cursed he tries to me you’re not encouraged okay cool yep these cars