Jeffy’s Epic Minecraft Showdown at Super-Safe McD’s!

Oh Daddy Daddy look it’s a McDonald’s can we please get McDonald’s no Jeffy we’re not getting McDonald’s why Daddy because every time you have a McChicken or chicken nuggets or french fries you get crazy but Daddy I’ve been scrolling Tick Tock and I saw the new Grimace

Shake they’re selling so I want a Grimace shake from McDonald’s no no no Jeffy you’re not having one of those those Grimace shakes I hear they’re making kids you know dying fine daddy we won’t get a Grimace Shake but at least to make chicken nugget come on Danny I’m

So exciting McDonald’s no he’s ain’t buying in here oh Danny day look it’s Ronald McDonald oh God not Ronald oh Ronald McDonald can I get McChicken nuggets Danny he said that he only sells the Grimace shakes what possible to McDonald’s let me ask them hey uh Ronald McDonald why you only

Selling Grandma shakes oh because it’s grimace’s birthday that’s why it’s grimace’s birthday yeah that’s why they’re doing the shake thing well Daddy let’s celebrate and get some Grimace shakes we’ll take two Grimace shakes please dad you can’t order for me what Daddy I’ll eat yours then don’t worry oh

Well now look at him he’s gonna get the shanks look what you just did yay I can’t wait to have a grimy tree whoa Daddy check it out I got that Grimace juice I’m gonna eat it Daddy oh my God it’s so good Dad can I have yours too fine take it I

Don’t want it let’s go oh it’s so good hey I’m gonna become so fat if I drink any more of this all right Jeffy well I don’t think anything bad happened to you I think that Tick Tock Trends fake dang yeah you’re right let’s go home and I’m gonna eat this

Grooming Shake in my bed whoa Daddy what’s your crush from the McDonald’s I I don’t know it looks weird wait Daddy what are those little things moving around over there you look like little purple Oompa Loompas those are what are they I don’t know we have to

Investigate come on Daddy we need to go investigate why are you running like that just follow me whoa Daddy they look so cute can we keep one Jeffy these are the ugliest things I’ve ever seen in my life no what are you doing here is that supposed to be Grimace wait what it’s

Grimace what is he doing out here I thought he lived in McDonald’s that’s what I thought Jeffy this is weird he wants some Grimace juice should we try to feed him Grimace juice no that’s like him don’t give him Grimace juice that’s weird wait daddy what’s inside this cave

Whoa this is super spooky there’s some signs hello I am the Grimace blob I have come for what they robbed wait I don’t understand it I don’t get it either keep reading McDonald’s is using me for money and that isn’t funny daddy is she talking about the Grimace shakes oh my

God you’re right he’s probably so mad about that yeah they stole all my children and turned them to juice wait why the Grimace blobs are in this ew I don’t want to drink that anymore yeah what’d you give them to me I will come to get revenge for all their abuse oh my

Goodness oh wait there’s one more sign over here you have 10 minutes to prepare before I come there daddy we need to defend the McDonald’s before all the Grimace goes inside and takes everything from McDonald’s you’re right they’re gonna come after us too because we’re in McDonald’s oh no oh

No ew ew ew Daddy come on oh my goodness they’re already going now go back to your side all right daddy we need to get some ideas to defend this McDonald’s I don’t know how we’re gonna do it I know this is a weird one we’ve never defended

Anything like this before yeah Daddy but Ronald McDonald is counting on us so we need to think fast we need to think outside the box what if we do something with rails rails yeah like the you know the card rails yeah Daddy what if we make a big track that takes all the

Grimaces and kills them oh that’s a good idea Jeffy all right dang I’m gonna start putting some track down hey I’m gonna watch you whoa Daddy what did you just build I just built the furnace 3000. the first three thousand so basically what’s gonna happen is the grimaces are gonna walk through here

They can get to us jokes on them they’re gonna get sucked up in a cart like this they’re like oh no and they get stuck they go back and forth and all of a sudden they get put in this lava wait daddy let me practice you on a villager

Door villager all right here he goes and he’s about to go under it oh and he’s on fire now imagine that but just the grimacies you should add another one on this side oh we’re gonna make the whole thing what a whole thing’s gonna be a

Furnace I’m gonna help you Daddy uh just build all this out just like this am I doing a good job daddy yep you’re doing good you’re doing good keep going oh God I actually spawn some villagers oops hey now we got a whole family God Jeffy um

Daddy you have a kind of an issue how are the grimacies gonna get on top of your mine car if they can’t go into this obviously a baby got stuck in it that’s a baby we’re talking about big scary blobs of Grimace so I think what’s gonna

Have to happen is we’re gonna have to section this off a little bit oh on the track and they get sucked up it’s fine it’s fine we can do it that looks good Jeffy whoa Dad here let me get this car going go go go go go go daddy we have a

Baby stuck on this one uh get off you had to place all these villagers down hey this is looking good Jeffy New Idea new idea I think we put ice in front of these rails so the Grimace is slip into the rails Oh yay that’s a really good

Idea all right Daddy I’m placing some ice down oh that’s so good Jeffy and they get sucked up yeah Dad these grimacies are gonna be so stupid also daddy maybe we should add some more power rails so we don’t have to worry about these cards stopping it’s a good

Idea good idea let’s do a couple of these Oh Daddy I got a really good idea what’s your idea Jeffy what if we put a wall of cactus behind the rail cards I think a cactus okay so what you’re thinking maybe if they miss getting into

The railroad cart they just get hit by Cactus yeah they look I just made it across without getting hit and you just gotta time it you know what you’re right I think the Grimace are super smart so if we just make a wall Cactus for Extra Protection it’ll probably be a good idea

Okay boom daddy now after all the Sandy’s place we just gotta place down all this Cactus just like this make it super tall I don’t want any Grimace to get into this McDonald’s daddy we didn’t do any of the signs maybe we should go right to the side of the McDonald’s

Daddy this cactus looks perfect beautiful but I have an idea you have another idea of course I have an idea so we need a way to get in and out so we gotta do something that the grimses can’t do like what swim swim I don’t even know what happens to them when they

Go in the water they probably turn to like jelly yeah they are made of blobs they probably just disintegrate so I’m thinking we do one of these whoa Daddy what are you building oh I’m building a little water elevator oh that’s such a good idea oh they’re never

Gonna be able to get into here all right Daddy I’m gonna place this whole no oh god daddy daddy Jeffy why’d you ruin it I didn’t mean to ruin it is that what you mean that was somebody else I don’t know who did that I just

Watched you ruin it oh now you just I gotta redo this whole entire thing damn it Daddy I’m sorry all right thank God it’s all good now Jeffy all right dang you’re just supposed to you know swim up the water it wasn’t supposed to be like

A water elevator I wanted to be cool this is boring it’s not boring we can get up there yeah I guess you’re right all right we should place a ladder on this side oh yeah yeah we need that we need that one ladder there and one ladder right here

Boom see now they’ll never be able to get us whoa this is coming out so soon okay maybe we should extend these shots like this and put some Towers over here Towers yeah Daddy maybe we get some bow and arrow shoot at them I like that idea

Oh daddy look what I just found I have some security cameras whoa those would be so helpful and we should put security cameras all over the McDonald’s that’s a good idea I’m surprised they don’t have it already which I’m here put some here we need every angle to be covered maybe

On this side by the doors oh yeah by the doors maybe put some inside as well yeah oh maybe one in this corner one in this corner one right here hey should I put cameras in the bathroom no Jeffy what if they want to go in there and take a

Peeping and I don’t care they’re gonna come out and then we’re gonna get them on the East oh you put a lot of security cameras and Daddy I’m also gonna put some in the front over here whoa this is coming out so good let me make sure that

They’re working go inside one whoa Daddy I’m inside this camera I literally see myself hey what are you doing Jeffy that’s weird you look really fat in this camera hey I look pudgy Daddy I’m also gonna put electric fence and replace it with all this glass okay why you think

They’re gonna break the glass yes this glass is really bad and you can literally just tap on it and it’ll break okay this is a good idea then we need to make sure everything on this McDonald’s is reinforced so more glass up here there we go do some more over here hey

Wait launch each other up here let me do some crazy stuff Jeffy that’s what I’m saying everything needs to be reinforced Daddy I’m also gonna replace these doors with scanner doors that are super reinforced they’re never gonna get through that Jeffy but maybe this they’ll slime underneath it but they

Only open if I’m in front of it so they’re never gonna be able to get through wait so I can’t go through nope daddy well looks like I’m not getting a Big Mac maybe we’ll put some more electric fence in between all of these make sure this is super secure there we

Go Oh Daddy maybe we put some lasers down too lasers yeah Daddy where are we putting those boom what about right here whoa that looks so cool daddy they literally are never gonna be able to get through there that looks so good I know ooh also Daddy I have these awesome

Sentries that will shoot all the grimaces for us we’re gonna Place one right here and one right here they’re super overpowered so we don’t need a lot of them okay that’s good hopefully the grimaces go for them and not us all right Daddy I think our base is ready

For the Grimace oh we need some armor though Jeffy we need weapons oh you’re right daddy we need to make sure that we protect our Shelf what type of arm are we gonna do I’m gonna go leather daddy Jamie that’s the worst armor in the game and then I’m gonna get another right

Sword okay at least you’re using another right sword but the armor that’s weird no Daddy it’s really good trust me well Joe I’m gonna get some cobwebs just in case one of them’s attacking me I could quickly place this on the floor and freeze them whoa that’s a good idea I

Gotta copy that and Daddy I’m also gonna get a bow and arrow oh maybe a crossbow golden apples oh that’s a good idea too whoa Daddy we look so awesome are you shooting me no Oh Daddy what was that oh my goodness there’s a bunch of lightning oh my

Goodness this is horrifying Oh Daddy I think the grimmies are ready and they’re gonna come attack the McDonald’s well Jeffy we’re ready yeah Daddy we have a bunch of Defense so hopefully we have nothing to worry about oh here they are oh my God finish look at them all

Spawning oh no no no no no no no die oh another spot in here oh God ah oh you dumb Grimace ow I’m getting hit I’m sorry Danny um hold on oh god daddy I fell oh God oh God daddy oh the Grammys are coming after me ah they’re super

Slow run die oh god daddy oh God oh God they’re doing damage oh God oh God oh God I need Golden Apple daddy the fire’s not working they’re too small no die die freeze freeze freeze gotta kill him kill him shoot him oh God they’re making

Weird sounds hey you you dumb Grimace uh get away from my McDonald’s it’s my Mickey D’s ah oh God oh God they’re all coming after me I’m freezing them oh God I got the Grimace effect oh God ew what is in my inventory I got Grimace goo Oh

Daddy I got the Grimace group I can throw it at you oh god daddy they keep spawning there’s so many I’m hitting them with the Grimace Coop I know they’re getting close to me oh God I think they’re shooting Grimace group at me oh yeah you want me you’re gonna have to

Come into the cactus ah okay Daddy there’s way too smart they don’t just go into the cactus damn it there’s too many of them Daddy I have an idea I need to break this block and let the lava free be free lover be free ah die die die

Don’t do the lava Oh Daddy I just killed like a hundred of them oh my God they’re all on fire ah they’re an invisible Daddy it’s the ghost it’s the Grimace ghost the Grimace ghost daddy oh God oh God oh God oh no I’m getting killed you

Ain’t going yeah oh God I’m stuck on my own cobweb oh God oh God oh God damn I need to go up on you and go up ow oh no Daddy we have an issue there’s Grimace inside of McDonald’s how’d they open the door ah

Die die die he just got me oh my God there’s like 100 of them Oh Daddy they’re coming inside come inside to McDonald’s Arnold our defense is failing oh God I can’t get in there Jeffy no oh God that was a grimacy jump scared me oh

I’m on my way oh God oh God get behind the counter get behind daddy kill him one by one ah chunky chunky Chuck it ah die die Grimace die you’re not gonna get us alive I’m hitting him with the Grimace scoop get away oh you like that

You like your own group in your face I’m gonna eat all your shakes honey I’m going in with the sword the sword is overpowered they’re one tapped keep going Jeffy keep going yeah you like that oh my God they’re so ugly daddy remember earlier when they said they were cute

Now they’re ugly yeah they’re definitely ugly you gotta you gotta eat a golden apple they keep hitting us Oh Daddy keep hitting them oh God I’m gonna die oh I just died oh I’m stuck in them I’m stuck in them oh my goodness there’s so many Daddy I don’t think

We’re gonna be able to defeat the Grimace Army oh there’s so many no Jeffy they’re on top of the McDonald’s guys what the heck I even have a heart this isn’t fair they keep killing me with Magic ah damn it Daddy I think we need to escape and go

To Wendy’s Wendy’s what a Burger King well we can’t go to McDonald’s that’s all I know where are you Jeffy I’m coming come on Daddy run oh my god oh Daddy I’m running oh Danny come on Daddy come on we need to escape I’m running I’m never going back the group

Of chick was bad yeah Daddy if you guys enjoyed this video make sure to leave a like and hit subscribe right now bye wee