Jeffy’s TINY vs GIANT Minecraft House Battle!

In this video we’re having a tiny versus large house to build battle Stick Around The Entity who wins all right Jeffy I get the tiny house and you get the bit I’m gonna win bye okay so I just got this whole thing done and now we’re gonna start decorating

Oh my goodness this thing is literally the biggest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life oh my gosh like and comment if you think my daddy should build this with me so I don’t have to talk to myself for 30 minutes at a time let’s go

Ahead and it looks like oh my gosh this place is huge there’s no way I’m gonna be able to decorate this whole thing but we’re gonna see anyways in this the first place we’re gonna have with the kitchen um not the only kitchen because we’re gonna have multiple because this place

Is absolutely massive so let’s go ahead and add these things really quickly there we go all right now I’ll be here I’m gonna add a bunch of sheep oh yes look at all these sheep I know it’s so pretty oh stick around to the end of this video because I have something

Absolutely insane planned for this Castle oh my goodness this place is huge what am I gonna do here I don’t even know hmm I know what I can do I’m going to build the biggest trampoline ever all right so let me go ahead and do this I’m

Gonna make it there’s a big you heard me right that’s a big it’s literally going to bounce you to the Moon there’s literally no way this doesn’t bounce you the moon if this doesn’t end up bouncing me all the way to another solar system then I’m actually gonna cry and uh you know

Something all right three two one oh no it’s time to see huh my goodness look how high anything makes me jump I’m literally going as high as my castle whoa this is so insane what if I put a ton of sheep right here to guard my tower

There we go and a boom yeah no one’s gonna come in there everyone’s gonna be terrified all right so let me put some couches in here um and some TNT as the TV you heard me right and a fridge right there Perfect all right now up here I’m gonna have a

Bedroom all right there we go and have that as the stuff and play some uh chocolate cake on top of it and just literally the whole place with just chocolate cake yeah nice all right then you know you can have a kitchen counter in here nice all right okay that’s good

Oh my gosh I have the perfect idea for this room all right there we go so this is gonna be my daddy’s place to stay and you might be wondering Jeffy why are you giving him a place to stay it’s so weird oh my gosh all right there we go perfect

And awesome all right and then I’m gonna give him a little bit of a kitchen in here I’m gonna add the table in here then I’m gonna have yellow chairs I know he doesn’t like the color yellow so that’s why I’m adding the chairs all right there we go perfect that looks

Good and it looks like there is an upstairs but a little oh does my daddy know is I’m gonna litter this upstairs with T-N-T that’s right TNT that way when he comes in here and he just wants to take a nap and stuff I’m gonna blow it up all

Right let me go ahead and do the same thing here perfect I need to make a oh perfect this is perfect I’m going to blow it up all right there we go and let me make a big line of TNT right there nice all the way inside and we gotta we

Gotta make it to where he can’t see it so let’s block this off perfect he’ll never know now for this place I suppose this can be my chocolate cake room I guess wait what is this down here oh my gosh why is there a ton of skippity toilets everywhere oh my gosh I’m

Actually there’s no way I can decorate all this stuff so I’m gonna go ahead and decorate all of it chocolate King that way it’s easy all right there we go perfect I love chocolate cake now for here I’m gonna put something there and something there now I’m gonna do this

And this slide slash said water oh yeah now we got a swimming pool oh my gosh this is amazing yeah all right so now that that’s done um let’s see what else can we do I’m gonna add chairs all over this place because um sometimes you don’t want to swim you

Just want to sit around and you know have a good time so there we go oh look it’s a little skinny toilet swimming oh he’s so adorable oh my gosh he’s literally the cutest thing ever okay let’s see what can I do up here oh I

Know I’m going to place a massive TV right here oh nice all right there we go have this whole thing as my TV and um the thing that’s gonna hold it is chairs I know that kind of looks weird but you know all right now for the

Sitting I’m gonna add a big sofa right there perfect then nice I want some yellow banners because yellow Banners are so much better than a red banner because you know red banner sucks oh man time for the second floor okay for this one I’m gonna do something oh little

Special I’m gonna go ahead and oh hold on I’m gonna do this and this slash slash walls oh my gosh all right there we go boom boom Oh my dad um okay I guess so I guess I don’t know and here I’m gonna have whatever this is oh look at no no

No no oh man oh wait what can they go through glass oh no way hold on hold on just give me a second and boom no no stop okay finally oh my gosh okay there we go I’m not even sure what that is but it’s kinda cute I’m not gonna lie he’s

Pretty cute all right so there’s that oh now we can go up to this next floor and um what do you want one to do with this okay so up here I’m gonna do something completely crazy I’m going to have a Vlogs den oh yeah look at all these

Foxies oh look at the baby foxy oh there’s no adorable oh my God it’s so cute oh wait uh are you gonna kill those please don’t kill those please but I’m begging you I’m actually begging you please do not kill those okay anyways all right so what now what we’re gonna

Do is we’re gonna go on to the bigger place the main thing all right there we go this thing is gonna take so long to decorate them oh whoa it’s like a prison who probably have some villagers in here I’m gonna go ahead and place my

Villagers all the way in here it’s a two-story cell that’s so epic oh my gosh all right there we go it’s really packed all right let me go ahead and spawn more in here perfect man if I was a prisoner this would be the best sell ever oh my

God it’s literally two-story cells that is like the dream but only one bed uh so I mean I guess that’s pretty bad all right there we go make sure we got a baby in there all right there we go let’s go ahead and all right there we go

And let me finish all of these off because we have to make it known that this is my house not anyone else’s oh my gosh yo up here is our oh my gosh I already did this I forgot right here’s where you get your food and stuff so I’m

Gonna place down my chocolate cake there we go nice the only thing that’s on the menu is a bunch of jungle cake I’m gonna go ahead and place a bunch of tables down all right there we go if someone comes to eat here we’re gonna want to be

Able to feed them all right so hmm let’s actually replace these with actual tables there we go perfect boom what can this floor be oh I know okay so I’m gonna do this and then I’m gonna do this so I’m gonna do slash slash Wanda there

We go and then come over here awesome and then come over here and do slash slash set a cake boom look at this so I have a full tank of cake let’s go all right and now for the last support my master bedroom all right so I’m gonna

Go ahead and make a big old window there we go this is literally gonna be the biggest window you’ve ever seen slash slash set glass as awesome perfect how did this guy get up here oh he’s got a little spawn egg for me thank you can I

Have it no oh okay for my bedroom I’m gonna have a bazillion beds there we go awesome all right let me actually just make a stupid amount of beds and do slash I said yellow oh carpet boom all right now that done we do need some some stuff over here because

Um you know you never know uh okay fridge let me get you a fridge really quick there we go here’s our fridge and let me put this there and boom now we have a full fridge and kitchen up here and now let me put some banners on the

Wall making it to where they know that it’s my room and not anybody else’s and then now that we’re done with my bedroom we’re gonna go do something insane okay you are not ready for what I’m about to do right here I’m gonna do

Slash up on 30. there we go and then I’m gonna do this boom and then I’m gonna come back down in here and do boom and now slash slash set a cake boom look at that I’ve got so much cake yeah oh my gosh all right let’s go show

My daddy Oh Daddy what is this my tiny house Jeffy daddy you’re telling me after everything that I just did this is your house yeah Jeffy it’s a it’s a house that is Tiny you’re telling me how how long did this take you oh like five minutes five minutes mine took me 30

Minutes I spent 30 minutes on mine and you spend four Jeffy I have the tiny house guess it just sucks huh doesn’t it Okay Daddy you lose come on let’s go to my house come on let’s go look at this is the castle Jeffy no it’s my house Jeffy what Daddy what you don’t do you like do you like my uh my my my couches yeah yeah what are you doing

What are you doing yo what are you doing no no it’s my king daddy knows [Applause] No no this is a tragic Jeffy you suck okay seriously are you just gonna keep doing this Jeffy I’m destroying all of this Tower okay Jeffy because it’s fun and then they smell yeah I’m not sick you’re sick you’re the sickest there is okay Daddy come here so disappointed get over here

Destroying this disgusting cake hole oh my gosh should I just do this for you oh my god fine if you’re just gonna destroy everything okay yeah don’t you ever do I’m daddy and I destroy stuff you know what and it’s gone good finally are you happy now all right let’s see

Your house Jeffy okay as you can see over here there’s a mess of a trample [Applause] [Applause] yeah he’s about to kill you anyways all right don’t over here there’s some guest houses Daddy don’t worry don’t worry about it all right so this is a guest house uh-huh refrigerator yeah Bob here they look up here look it’s up it’s more more cake Okay over here there uh come over here coming to the next room over here come here oh my gosh oh no it’s burning down it’s burning down no no no no no no no Daddy come here what is wrong with you okay over this way right here it’s not

Like this place is big at all all right idiot okay over here this is the normal okay Daddy stop you’ll see fire later trust me um anyways all right up here I have my sheep hey Dad hi what is your problem okay fine I know you hate sheep let’s go okay

So come on I want to show you um you may or may not have your own room but I’m gonna show you that last you’ve made me my own room oh okay Daddy over here we have um you know just a normal entertainment area whoa like a big TV daddy wake up

Daddy wake up daddy gosh you idiot honestly watching TV Jeffy no you did not all right over here we have some cute little things I don’t really know what they are but you know they look cute oh no they’re gross um up here we have a fox den Jeffy why because you’re

Cute no no don’t do that don’t do that Daddy don’t no no don’t do that no what is your problem okay come out here I guess all right over here is the main course all right don’t be eating um no this is just like it’s just the end yeah and whatever

Here’s not like you know a resting place I don’t know there’s some cake in here um yeah one more cake I’m burning every room no why oh my gosh all right because you have a cake addiction Jeffy no I don’t okay over it stop burning my stuff

Daddy look there’s a pool there’s a bull Jeffy please let me see Cowabunga that one is cringe Daddy I want to show you my uh my prisoners Jeffy what you have prisoners of course I have prisoners why wouldn’t I press Oh Daddy this is the little thing is following me around oh

It’s so cute carrying an egg for me here’s my prisoners look at all of them oh my God no don’t let them out oh my son’s a psycho daddy now oh my gosh yeah yeah they don’t want to leave because oh no they’re coming Daddy Daddy they’re gonna kill us Daddy come here

Come on come on run okay oh that one’s close anyways all right Next Room follow me up here is more here is where you can eat all your chocolate cake and stuff up here in this floor all right we have a creeper up here Jeffy no it’s giving the toilet

Daddy well if you text your skin back it’d be a creeper Jeffy look at all that cake yeah whoa that’s crazy Jeffy what I cannot believe how much cake you have that is so nuts I cannot believe this wow daddy you you sound like you entertain kids

Jeffy I hate this okay up here is my master bedroom well I’ll show I’ll care about it when I’m done deleting this cake Jeffy Danny you’re gonna take forever though you’re literally Gonna Take Years yeah yeah here we go I cut the floor out oh nice all right Daddy

Come up to my room all right living room oh that’s a big bag I can see the Atlantic oh my gosh in the Pacific Ocean Daddy oh okay time for the last room and guys he has no idea all right come see your room this is my this is no Daddy stop

Stop it no stop oh my gosh all right look how cute they are they’re all sleeping on the balcony Jeffy yeah you know what they almost killed no okay follow me gosh all right daddy um here is your place this is all of yours this is all yours

On to yourself all right now don’t worry about it you’re you don’t you don’t need green beans all right so um just um all right oh my God