Joining a streamer’s SMP as an Undercover Speedrunner

Before we start i stream minecraft speedrun attempts on my twitch okay thanks bye a few days ago i made a community post saying that i would speed on another smp except this time i’d hop on a twitch stream because it’d be really easy to find one there

So i just hopped on twitch and then looked up smp and there were a ton of results so i was like okay it should be pretty easy i should just be able to just ask someone if i can join they let me in and then i just do the

Same thing happy silly pharaoh it’s not that easy and you’d be right but we already know how that went so let’s just get to the good part so i found this streamer by the name of ruski’s odor who was streaming on his new smp that day

And i just asked him to join how’s it going thank you for the follow me how do you join i’ll give you the ip in a second i’ll give you an ip in a second i’ll put it in the chat for you and he gave me the ip what a really cool guy

All right so let’s join up um it looks like we’ve spawned in a pretty stupid area i’m gonna open up my pie chart here okay never mind there is an ocean uh my renter distance down let me see all right so this is not something i’m used to the

The server render distance is like actually pretty high so we can work with this let’s see if we can go find a shipwreck so i’ll just get a wooden axe and just get the normal tools and go oh that’s unfortunate that’s a fake shipwreck oh that’s probably a treasure so um i’m

Probably gonna go for it but it’s gonna be far okay i’ve been in this ocean forever let’s check out this rune portal obsidian and gold pit cool right we got a full shipwreck over here so let’s see what the heck what the heck i have death strider boots

Wait that’s so good hold up yo give me a dolphin i’ll be zooming holy okay well cool i guess um i got some iron i’m still gonna head for the treasure because i want some food but that’s so cool having test trader boots i love that

So i think a common trend i’ve been seeing is whenever i get the buried treasure a lot of people just freak out over diamonds so hopefully i get a diamond yeah yeah i got a diamond all right there’s the achievement in chat they’re gonna freak out they don’t know they don’t know don’t

Tell them don’t tell them right so i found this really really awkward uh ocean lava lake so i’m gonna try my best to get to the nether here but this is gonna be super awkward Volts oh i can’t they’ve never seen anyone enter another in their life bro what is this they’re calling me dream dream dream wait a minute he’s coming with me what the hell’s going on i just want to be alone on my speed run come on um no Not cause if he was I think he’s genuinely speeder i think he got a diamond for my chest we’ll let him be god this nether sucks okay so there’s probably nothing in this quadrant so i’m probably just gonna head over to like the next quadrant and again just kind of hope for the best

Because i don’t really have really i don’t really have a choice here you can’t respect okay um let’s check around here then uh it looks like it’s in this area oh okay fortress cool um wait a minute okay wait no no wait that doesn’t make sense because um

Fortress mob cap doesn’t increase the e-counter is there like is this just a ton of mobs in this fortress or is there a bastion is it about oh my god it is a bastion what the heck is this scene wait what we’re so far out how’s this even like possible

Bro i’m actually about to pop a gnarly split on this they’re gonna freak out he’s in that bastion right now he’s in the bastion right so i’ve got my uh obsidian now and i just gotta get down to see if there’s a good gap um but like this i think this red part

Specifically it’s like really notorious for piglet boots yeah yeah okay ah um do i deal with this i’m just gonna lava bucket them okay come here come here buddy uh what about this guy there’s two right all right you come here too there we go there we go

I’m just a baby about this i just want to check if there’s a good cat but i’m so scared of brutes man they do a lot of damage okay so this is a good gap um i’m just gonna carefully step down here and we should be fine to just do the route normally

Okay they really really hate me right now does he not know that you can get virus potions from bastions or is it just that he just wants me to die i don’t i don’t know i’m not sold on the fact that this good gap is going to give me enough pearls so

I’m just gonna check if there’s another good gap and if there isn’t then gg bad news guys it was bad cab i don’t i don’t know if we’re leaving this on enough pearls but hopefully we get like a decent amount okay last pearl tray but i’m out on 70 here so that’s unfortunate

I’ll probably do classic or something to get the rest of my trades i don’t know what about the dream back if y’all know what i’m saying that’s so insane that the fortress is literally right here you guys have no idea how much time that saves there’s the blade spawner finally this

Looks so long to find two enderman now i’m sure that speedrunner guy would love that and there’s our seven rods okay so these chords are like really really good i just gotta head on this hallway and i’m an optimal coordinate so that’s sick cool let’s go so i have

20 obsidian and i want to try um i want to try a calculated travel so let’s see what this angle changes that’s so close for those of you guys that don’t know that was a four degree angle change so the strong one is like literally 200 blocks away like what

That is a god blind travel that’s what a seed oh my god there’s even sheep along the way that i can chew for wool it can’t get any better than this okay man the stone was literally right here what the heck bro they gonna think i’m cheating or something this is so good

I’m digging at this chunk let’s see what happens how the hell portal rooms here but again i don’t have enough eyes so i’m just going to go back to the nether because i saw a red biome and i’m probably just going to do classic there there’s no [ __ ] way

He has enough eyes of ender i’ll just use my 10 obvious actually like i don’t really oh whoops um okay well i need water now whoops again i said i didn’t really need it for anything so all right let’s head back wait what how to make another portal my

Other portal was so close okay um i’m just gonna head back to where it was and get that red bio i’m also noticing that this guy’s getting the same achievements as i am is he following me around in like creative or something he knows i’m watching now

I’m not going to lie i hope he does too classic chairs are going to be an absolute pain in the neck though i’m going to be there forever throw it i’m going back to the bastion someone in the comments is going to yell at me that you missed something so i’m

Going to go back volts spawn wither skeletons behind him yeah man that’ll get me what is this he literally does this for a living this is all he does he gets found into the air by the end of dragon does i’ll laugh i will too i’ll genuinely enjoy it Just just to speed up the process he thinks it’s gonna be legit Someone in this chat said um only give three um so like i’m assuming give three ender pearls which i don’t know if the old the owners are trying to troll me here but that’s not a very good troll i get to just leave another and like finish the game so like

If you want me to progress faster then like go ahead man i guess here he goes here it goes i can see the pearls dude okay how much did you give me he said he gave me three i mean the chatter’s everything e3 he gave me nine what

That’s that is like unreasonable but like hey man i’ll take whatever you give me bro he knows he knows going through a second time i’m growing gray hair come on man oh being sent in the void how laggy is the server this reminds me that one meme i’ve been falling for

30 minutes holy crap please just work That’s true but she is not gonna lie though he’s doing pretty good all right let’s wrap this up once and for all where’s the stronghold who else wants to know why i’m looking in the ground uh he wouldn’t get it i don’t want to talk about how long it

Took for me to find my hole but let’s get that let’s let’s get back down here So final stretch let’s do this volts he was looking for his uh thingamajiggy his hole which he found so i can’t i can’t call it suss you know in the last video i didn’t do a one cycle and i only throw the crystals down because uh

I had four beds and the server was laggy but like you know what this time i’ve got seven beds so like let’s do it let’s do it let’s go No he isn’t I’m just saying the first comes to worst i’ve still got my crossbow but i’m just gonna wait here and then flex on these kids bro hey man i just wanted one cycle if you could hurry up like any day now that’d be really really cool

All right is it coming is it coming no it’s not coming but imagine ever imagine ever perching i’m waddling to the fountain this is so stupid surprise he hasn’t shot one of Them I have to tell them i’m not gonna stand there these dudes are telling me break the crystal break the crystal break the crystal i mean like there’s some scientific reasoning why i don’t want to brick a crystal but like if i want to get like a project right

Now then i have to break about every crystal so like they’re like they’re like right and wrong he’s calling me a kid i’m crying my feelings are fur you know what screw it i’m giving in to their back seating i’m just going to shoot down their

Crystals like i just want this thing to calm down now i’m so tired of waiting oh He did he did it he did it i didn’t have to do it is that it oh my gosh finally i think that might have been like 10 minutes let’s clutch this uh what the heck it didn’t even like bounce bro okay i just need to i just can’t one

Cycle i literally can’t one cycle i have to literally like blow this dude down that’s so boring you guys first thing of damage how is he doing this guy made it look very easy i’m not gonna lie i don’t think this one’s killing it it’s healing too fast

But one more cycle should take care of it what if i killed the dragon i wonder if i can kill the dragon before he can he only needs like one more bed that was so long i was just mostly because of classic trades right it doesn’t matter we finished it we

Finished the game there’s another one in the books wait wait wow how do you make it look so easy this this is exactly what i wanted to hear this is what i came here for finally oh spirit fires however you pronounce it would you be down for a 5v1 manhunt

Obviously you being the speedrunner i speed on the server and he offers me a manhunt wait that’s so funny why uh i’m probably gonna decline but that’s like so funny man you know what i i’m just gonna break the news too i’m just tell everything

This guy’s funny uh i broke the news to him i’m pretty glad that he took this well thank god i thought he’d be pretty salty about it but now he’s he’s chill he’s chill you know what i’m gonna pull up a stream i want to talk to him wait he’s verified

Wait what i did not think he would overreact that much to my verified badge oh shoot he’s checking my channel out dude i’m not i’m not that big on twitter i’m i’m not a big content creator trust me trust me i’m not that big i’m so glad i didn’t end straight wait a

Second who’s gonna end no way whoa with the timing on this oh my gosh more smp streams nevermind it looks like a distraction it works for me it’s just too much partner it’s not that bad ah i can’t resist man this guy’s too wholesome i’m gonna give them five

There you go there you go he deserves her being such a good sport about it i appreciate the guy i wanna see this huge oh guys please be sure to go check out rusty he’s he’s such a cool guy i’m i’m so glad he took this well

I’ve seen a lot of people who are really salty about this but like he took oh my god should i give him some love You’re going to be like and i’m gonna have to explain well this is where it started all right oh my god if you’re the first place gift or not well phyro i’m sure you want to get out of here so have a great day man thank you thank you for everything today

Thank you for absolutely everything it needs the world i appreciate you Have a great day