Keith Ballard – Let’s Play Minecraft Co-op Part 1 – Harder Than We Remember

Oh he’s horrible this character model really has me rethinking our friendship I guess I need to start recording – hey its eyes are like 3d and sunken into his skull like why’d they do that they use like the armour layer to like make his skin stick out more compared to his eyes

So his eyes are like I’m gonna do a skull I mean here you complained about my skin more no I already did it already okay how about that person view is it possible a third person it’s one of the buttons somewhere oh god the sun’s going

Down we gotta start it’s okay I can cheat I can cheat I can set it to be morning it’s fine yeah everyone needs to see what my skin is I like how we also at 5:00 was that it yeah I’m now third person and unfortunately nobody can see

My face you open your in where’s Mary is inventory there you go you’re horrible characters of like sorry I’m sorry America I shouldn’t have did this Oh God don’t have cow man do not go stream but Everyone play Minecraft oh yeah [ __ ] we haven’t played Minecraft neither of us have played Minecraft in actual years and we’re just straight up like I music plays a second crack beta yeah like there wasn’t a dragon I’ve seen I’ve seen stuff because I’ve watched like Achievement Hunter and

Stuff the only time I haven’t but like I yeah I’m totally a loop at this point yeah I haven’t played Minecraft and that’s at the time no it’s at the time yep we because we were sitting here trying to figure out technical difficulties it is now nighttime when

We’re going to die there is a village right over there though convenient lit up by the darkness incorrect argument for command I don’t know what to type in it’s fine we just got a run over here leave what the hell what what what time do i I’m trying to set the server

Command minecraft server time command you dead that’s a good start You’re up there good start that’s a spider it’s fine it’s fine that’s a spider why is it why is it this okay hang on oh that’s many spider [ __ ] that’s it done it that is gear in the spiders it’s okay they should be on fire oh wait the

Spiders won’t be you’re right Oh spiders done all my spawn as much during the day but they don’t go away oh boy oh boy how you doing game is pretty okay so find a tree and punch it to click what I don’t know I’m reading this tutorial of the basic

Element well that’s a creeper the part that I do remember is that is the punch I would alright where did you go by the way I’m at the village because I ran to the shelter of light ok is there way to sprint in this game I don’t remember

Double tap forward oh okay you know you’re sprinting because your fov goes all fish I know it already was all like quick arena like f OB already so well I forgot that you have to press space to swim that’s a good start waits inside alpha I think and Keith hasn’t played

Since beta and I guess this is what the children call a village remember back when this was the only early access game yeah this was invented early access and it popularized early access and open world survival yep but I particularly used a future older village I when I

Went up to the trees cuz I need to deploy okay okay yes this started selecting a few things places the tutorial this is the first game that I think used early access and you know they used a model that no one else really uses which is that it was sold at

A discount and they kept it at a discount all the way up until it uh like it would like alpha to beta minutes press go up and then beta at one point oh mates price go up yeah which is actually kind of cool I like that yeah because admit that I

Got the game really cheap compared to most other people until I bought it earlier today yeah until we vocalists are copies yeah but like pi r uz Z’s in the same system the current game from those the bastion people rate not pyre sorry Hades is doing that as the third

Both of us lost their accounts and then we there’s some my wallet got stolen last night so I didn’t have my credit card to pay for my copy of Minecraft cuz I was gonna buy a new one and then ask them to reimburse it for me which I thought

Would they’d be good except minecraft made it impossible to take my money for whatever reason they didn’t want me to give them money ever yeah that anyway so we spent the last hour trying to buy the game and set up a server and the that was with we’ve been working on getting

This to go like for about 50 minutes now yeah all the way from buying copies of the game to whatever the hell we’re doing now okay so I think I just convert oak logs into oak plank there’s a new mechanic where you auto jump and it’s infuriating and I’m gonna

Find out how to turn off yeah and then I make a crafting table by putting four oak planks in the square I remember that and then what is this that’s a house did you make this no it’s a villa gate I would have been very surprised

Oh yeah it’s a village what is this thing like three times I don’t know what it is oh there’s those villagers now and they live in a place these are religious they look like squiggly fleshy yeah they’re definitely Squidward and they always praying they just they get

Murdered by the wildlife on a regular basis but they tend to have crops and stuff hurt them you can you can’t hurt them at don’t think they come back will be will they fight okay I think the main things you can do with villages is that

If you get emeralds you can trade them for whatever that villager would like to trade for or they might just race this is a general let’s see yep that’s a bell if you right-click on a villager it’ll tell you what they trade for and I think it’s usually emeralds they’ll trade

Emeralds for like clothing or food or whatever why is this one running away from me I’m trying to trade with you maybe you’re very scared he trades leather for emeralds and emeralds for leather tunics with armor plus three oh my god this game got so much more complicated there are there’s it

It’s like stats on top of the armor and stuff now why yeah well yeah you can enchant kind of of that what the hell is that that’s how you get like bonus stats on your vanilla [ __ ] there’s magic in this game you build like an enchanting table

Well oh it’s a horse that’s a baby horse yeah oh why did you do that watch it right in front of it’s my killing as I’m currently gonna do anything you’re making horse veal horses are hard to beat to death that’s probably wow that’s probably what people

Only be dead horses nicely done oh that made it really sad noise and it didn’t drop any loot so no it just died I’m a punch it’s money – I’m glad thanks for having a son who sucked I’m not I’m glad I’m glad you’re happy but also I’m

Terrified and I’m mostly happy the that you’re happy on something else you’re not getting happy on me this sounds dangerous oh it’s okay we’re gonna choose the same lazy ass villagers I don’t see any crops around here sometimes I have a little water I mean you can steal their crops

And then I do remember you’re probably replant them so you can have more in the future I do remember wheat over here this like bales a weed or something yeah that’s those like bales of hay yeah well they’re my bills – hey now don’t think that’s the same thing I usually right

You might use those to feed your your dudes oh this is a really convenient place one you know how they’re gonna have bales a–have they don’t have any hay Barmes yeah they’re wheat fields to make all this hay welp they at least they had a little fenced off area down

By the water someone I might try to plant the seeds I have there because we have a hunger meter oh we do yeah so you have incentive for food it’s the little pixelated meats I think you only healed I think you only auto heal when it’s full well I don’t remember this game

Even having Auto healing so and then I want a nice and then when it empties you take damage over time all right okay that sounds good we’ll just try to eat lots of food I assume we can just cook pork chops and [ __ ] like that still There’s gonna be a bit of a little duck pond exactly it’s gonna be a bit of work because I also need to have a hoe too in order to plant food difficult you need to hope the dirt and then you need to water it with a bucket so we need iron

And then that’s how you make wheats and I don’t remember that actually being useful for anything because I didn’t play scheming it had food yeah that whole thing so there’s an additional level of like competency issues to think about with this game which is that I think

I’ve more or less found out the reason why I don’t have a copy anymore if you look up if you like basically ask reddit like just Google why don’t I have a copy anymore you end up finding other people’s threads where they figured out why they don’t have a copy anymore and

It’s that the original minecraft stuff was so unsecured that like basically the oldest ship got hacked and like entire lists of everybody’s usernames and passwords or just be posted on like websites and people will just take your account and so in the years since I last played jits somewhere in the middle of

That like someone else just got my account and as the guy says in the reddit post they can change your username and your email without you getting a notification about it so they just casually can change the username and the email of the entire account making sure that you never get access to

The account and never know that it was changed in the first place until you tried to use it again and you just mysteriously find out like weird none of my emails are registered to Minecraft the game I played for hundreds of hours were you heads to buy in a cab that

Actually makes a lot of sense because in my game just so my games just somebody else just has it I guess I think somebody else has my game – then I mean I still have my PayPal like receipt so I should be able to eventually get

Them to redeem it oh [ __ ] it’s becoming nighttime can be hide in the village there’s houses are they gonna help they don’t do anything to you but mixed results on being able to hide well we’re gonna get our asses beaten by zombies no matter what we do so yeah that won’t

Hang out in the villager houses I guess to do crafting table I guess I’m gonna hang out in your badass little shirts looking building over there but what the hell was that noise oh god it’s ugly don’t be mean to our guard hosts their nice-ish sleeping in his bed

Oh it’s occupied I guess I’ve heard and now I’ve shoveled and I’ve started oh yeah I should have been making all that [ __ ] this and their text there we go I have wooden garbage look at all my wooden garbage all right yes you are officially scrubbed here all right

They’re a little loud I can take care of that I can try ow to make crops happen zombie no where is ambience see it okay so I guess I will probably make some sticks how do you make have you make a sword again it’s like a stick there yes I have a

Wooden sword and then I need a pickaxe which i think is like two sticks and then three planks on top there we go side of the pickaxe now and then to make the axe it’s like that nope like that there we go I can’t stop pressing tab to open my inventory

Instead of pure oh you had an advancement a seedy place yep I’ve crops last I played if you just put it next to water you’re good slightly I just made a peninsula of land out into the water [Laughter] [ __ ] no no zombie zombie new you might want to increase the brightness in your

Settings because it might be dark on the stream and YouTube compression and everything there I got the first kill and a bunch of [ __ ] green flew into me and another there’s no right these are leveling up hold on is that an exp bar yes there’s an exp bar there is but

You don’t level up Oh what yeah so let me again chief so in this game when you level up like winning game levels you spend the levels to enchant gear so when you have an enchanting table you can spend the level the amount of levels you have right now

Based on whatever like each the level of it it’s like a it’s like morrowind where there’s a cop there’s a level of cost for your enchanting man okay so you need to save up experience levels and then you spend them there’s a new monster here that you’ve never seen before

I’m just gonna leave that for you to discover and property I want to see the monster the skeletons just an owl monster gonna kill it I killed a spider no there’s something way worse over here that’s why the Sheep this thing looks like it’s can you could very easily kick

My ass is it only a block yep yeah yeah I know what that thing is but I I definitely think I want to be not near it the thing he just walked straight through me got him I got the experience screw you I wanted it no I was fighting him the

Whole [ __ ] time what did you do that I thought I’m good or you knock ting me into an Enderman you know this is ah be into me It’s gonna wake everyone in the village up or y-yeah alarm alarm those monsters at night to surprise ya did you know those monsters at night so yeah the village has a lot of zombies in it do you think we should like build a wall around this place that the zombies

Don’t come in here and light yeah let’s build light that’s a sense well hey let’s put down torches because then they won’t spawn either but I think that you we need to get coal yep so ok and we I would just go into this hole we have right here in the middle

Town just is gonna work out great we can use this is a vaguely sick Wow you take a lot of damage in this game used to call that experience didn’t you yes Cole’s right here you don’t need that for our torches this is not a cave it’d

Be way easier for us to explore underground if we find a real cave well we need we need coal no matter what to find out Archer like make torches and stuff archers no oh I’m gonna die Lana I’m definitely time if a good day ooh

Ouch there oh no they can oh I think they can open doors go away hukka marcher and our cure it never had a crossover episode yeah that’s basically all the same letters yeah and that’s and that’s the only difference yeah definitely not other types of

Females and the other is a spy a spy think he’s gone that’s creeper everyone in my chat is like alternating between like talking about a bunch of stuff that could happen in the game and also saying don’t spoil anything it’s totally fine talk about whatever I don’t know what

The [ __ ] you’re talking about at all knowing these same is completely incomprehensible to me so like feel free to talk about whatever you want I don’t have a clue what’s going on and getting to even be spoiled by it I need our food to grow so I can be not dying this

Dodgson arrow yeah the arrows hurt and have range they have good aim it’s almost like they’re AI or some [ __ ] no not that and I would say blight sit for crops to grow to um I don’t know they might not grow at night all right I think I can make it any more

Than just doing a stick anymore hole dirt to make more farm all right I had them take torches oh boy it’s a zombie long well I’d still the experience of your body when the zombie killed you I’ll leave your stuff on the ground to say yeah I say yeah my Mike Bettes on

Bird dying first oh wow somebody spoke too soon Apple I’m trying to do everything over here I’m trying to make torches I’ve officially been more productive than you are right oh that’s a lot of enemies some of them are Reapers they’ll blow up in a town that helps new I’ve never seen that

Before they’re just seeds out in the middle of water of course there are I think either doing a walk or don’t want to jump on the crops cuz you’ll destroy them I think you can hold down shift in crotch mode and you can safely walk all over your crops and they can’t

[ __ ] do anything about it it’s got to sit there and groove to it my pickaxe I earned it off somewhere I don’t know I definitely felt somewhere I didn’t go anywhere near your stuff I just got the experience that flew out of your dead body what the [ __ ] is that what uh

There’s water zombies I gotta take my water zombie I was like where’s my pickaxe I just you’re gurgling and I get hit like what no new beds you think we’re not playing on perma death mode or we just delete this and then make it and reinstall it and start the whole word

Processing every time you die have to rebuy the game every time you die you buy the game again from scratch oh man no skeleton III spawning so every time you die you get fired from your job and have to get a new one his first 20 minutes are rough and you don’t have

Like any clothes or even a stone weapon yet his first 20 minutes are probably the easiest that the games ever gonna be no you got super established you’re like everything’s lit up and walled off I’m just having a fun time mining and chatting with my bros build a weird

Pyramids or whatever giant dicks or whatever yeah once you have light everywhere you can you have like safe zones that’s true that’s true right now I’m just looking around trying to find a decent cave to explore I’m gonna keep lighting up the village I think we’re

Gonna make this get lit cuz we find a decent cave then we can go strip-mine the entire thing for resources without having to actually dig the role of the rock to get there I probably talked about stripping that sounded good yeah that’s right here’s the fun part for me

64 torches you got a lot of resource exposures via the vo the giant ravines well as a artist myself if there’s one thing I love it’s exposure being paid in exposure this is right up my alley open that was where you’re going forward that this could be it

This could be the one oh this looks deep this could be it okay yeah it just makes stupid little grunt noises oh yeah and I found one I found one it yeah okay so bird if you find if you go back along the coast line in the direction we spawned from yeah

For a bit you’ll find you’ll find a mine okay that’s promising is it bubble craft oh oh there you the creeper blew up it didn’t really do much damage so memory establishment sir I can still get drunk at family establishment my dad did all the time

Joke’s on you he neglected me all right I got a shovel which will be useful I think okay so I’m heading back to spawn yes yeah then past it just go along the coastline okay by the way when we come back for episode 2 I’m gonna mod the

[ __ ] out of this game no doesn’t immediately ruin it put a mod it’s so hard they’re not even I’m just gonna download random mods I’m gonna start with a and end at Z I gave you a sand pillar to find oh yeah that’s really I’m alive but that hurt I thought I could do a trick where I like drop a nice drop a sand block and then write it down it falls fast I felt they fell too fast I didn’t catch it oh there’s fish in the water can I eat I

Felt I took more fall damage goddamn it yes oh I saw your body glow red with pain I’m trying to punch this fish and you’re never gonna eat it I’m gonna get myself more coal there’s dolphins it ate my fish no don’t you dare I didn’t think this through

Damn it oh right there are stone tools in this game yep sure stop using this [ __ ] wooden pickaxe then alright well that’s two deaths for me oh don’t worry I think somebody’s keeping a deathcounter I died I died just to give you a sand pillar to mark no you died being a dumbass

My life stinks I made your sentence earlier and then I fell yes these are this is a these are uncorrelated events please point out you drowned [ __ ] fast thank you however thanks for noticing I’ve been working up my traffic skill yeah god damn it don’t drop your stuff in the water

It doesn’t dolphins [ __ ] play with it okay stop it stop it I’m trying to catch them without drowning and you’re pushing around when this game had dolphins I don’t know and I don’t like that was the icy life I knew was squids I remember stop it I don’t want to hate

You I love you but stop it did I kill the horse earlier it’s fine you’re horrible dolphins are a blessing race don’t say they’ll be cool with that it’ll be cruel I’m cool I’m just gonna assume that whatever I found wasn’t enough dude what happened here this this chunk got all

Chunky this chunk it’ll Chucky up over here are the terrain chunks not like convening directly yeah spawned weird or something but that looks oh the floating island over there yeah yeah sometimes look at that oh it’s so much just oh damn it I thought by the way I thought that was

A zombie horse but it’s just a graze it doesn’t look like a horse alrighty I’m gonna make us some stone tools real quick yep and we should start exploring late in our first cave got a crafting bench right here yes yes productivity I need to make a pickaxe because I lost mine

I’d only make one I don’t have enough cobblestone to make sniffles yay yeah I mean I mean one pick one pickaxe so I can then hopefully get enough stone to immediately make actually usable one no shame naturally thereafter I’ll have copper tools hopefully and I won’t be

Sad all the time there are copper tools in this game yeah I think I remember those yeah I have iron right here so that’s fantastic well we’ll need to make a furnace for that right iron is probably what I was thinking if yes yeah we need a furnace that’s just some more stone

So maybe more iron burned by the Sun near us yep they’re always a threat they’re just lurking in a waiting there why the [ __ ] did so many people die in this world to lead to zombies being so prolific anyway yeah I don’t know it’s you got a zombies are back

Look I’ve never questioned em and we have why is minecraft full of the zombie apocalypse maybe they’re all villagers they’re like lemmings out there we’ve also already died like four times also fair oh that’s a creeper we’re gonna dying we’re great at done oh shut up

That’s a creeper I’ll tie I’ll die all over the place hmm my dad works at die hey my dad died my dad could die faster than your dad my dad works at die and he told me that that deck that st. Peter is real and then you go up there and he

Tells you that you did all the sins all of them Nintendo and is really hard Nintendo insider cheat codes but for death heaven I heard that if you push a moving truck you die but you also get me you die fast if you press down and be at

The same Oh God can you starve to death in this game I don’t know I think if you starve you go down actually might be difficulty based in some modes I think you go down to one heart okay and other remotes I think you just die and you might die we might just

Die hooray okay anyway I just sealed off one of the entrances into this cave because it was easier than trying to light all the way out into infinity in the distance at landscape uh I’m pretty good with just chilling out exploring a cave I mean

This ya know we back where you can make this cave our home for that’s not a good thing for now yeah this this feels good dude God it’s been a very very long time but I’m like I remember how fun it was to explore caves and no no everything’s dying no hay for

Whatever it’s worth we can watch you die are you watching me okay it’s a case it’s fine you’re almost he’s coming for you it’s fine he’s an idiot what is the sound I think it was zombies get out of there what do you do oh Jesus

Christ I don’t know this but I’m gone holy [ __ ] really what what was that noise basic equipment to hit that level where I just have the most basic stuff all the way back at our base that I didn’t see the first time it’s full of so much coal all right I’m gonna start

Smelting some of our iron ore and I guess we want to make shears to make it mine I have a bed in this area this is a way better cave and it’s closer why aren’t we at that kid I like this gave that this cape makes me feel this

One’s like traversable and rich earth resources and also Deena’s little island over that looks like the Empire State Building now is it do well it’s far away you see in the rail and no I’m in the middle of a cave I can’t see the Empire

State that’s not true I saw you is that gonna kou well I left out looked around and didn’t see anything and I went back in let’s see anything lying ya know that I’m over here it’s not loading anymore yeah just out by out by the water you can see it more from our

Spawn there’s just just in the ocean it’s just like this Empire State Building looking built immediately all my stuff probably the only debts here I don’t remember this Wow Keith sure a lot of enemies down there well yeah are they all there yeah it’s not interesting I stirred up a

Little hole immediately and then a creeper exploded a thanks game for that I need to find some pigs and kill them for pig food not food for pigs dude stop it about the die again or cows cows are food too right like yeah beef okay everything rubbish it’s just not great

For you doesn’t sound good I’m back down a half heart mm-hmm okay I’m gonna just kill a bunch of couse I’m gonna kill a bunch of coos and then oh this this COO already died so it had a bunch of the beef for me on the ground next to its corpse you

I’m gonna kill all the coos and I’m gonna cook them in the coop food and then we can eat it and what the hell is that ah I want just to eat the raw sugar cane just eat it go for it boil the fish go that hell are you you

Find a new surprise I found a dog you found a dog yay I assume I give it food yeah feed it happy yeah it it’s really lovey when I give it food wow there’s a horrible nightmare ravine right next to the our cave in the water it just goes all the

Way down and it’s scary Wow the game lagged and I got blown up yay I die fish I want to eat you I need you in oh my god fish it’s just I just need you I think the act of swimming to get the fish consumed more food yes it did let’s

See if I could still be off your dead body I never so for my number one source of healing is dying oh my God we’re trash all damaged we’re actual trash of those spiders eight-year-olds played this game and master it was wrong that’s little the old video games have nothing to live for

Besides one video game that month it’s the one their parents let them have so they have to get good at it well it’s a really big hole here yeah what are Y I just woke up of bones and it’s still not happy with me they may

Need to give it more food good lord that’s a lot of zombies okay fine yes this is okay [ __ ] reaching between a horde of like six zombies to give beef to a dog yeah you love me what is the end goal of this dog is the end

Goal is it not clear it’s still know what it’s doing it’s bad I don’t think I have any torches left do I know yet no stop alright I don’t know if it’s better to use a wooden sword or iron or a stone pickaxe that’s murder something that’s a

Good question I don’t know is there like a tier advantage I assume probably this sword at the very least recharges them like the tax bit quicker which that’s also new to me I find it very strange that I need to time out your attacks instead of like butterfly spamming the

Entire time like a little into you I don’t like that at all I remember when combat was one combat was exclusively a slap fight whoops I hate that they’re giving it to the dog Wow way to be the worst no in front of the dog just like hahaha you’re an [ __ ]

You have any more bones to give this thing I’m just I’m following a dog around what is this real life yeah just following a job let’s go on a little adventure already you mind this whole area [ __ ] that’s why there’s that’s why there’s a couple torches and then it up

To the end there’s just no resources in the entire thing if I kill a skeleton Shelton will drop bones and they can use the bones to give you the don’t mine over coal and then leave the mine yes because I got distracted trying to get boots that wouldn’t die and then I got

Distracted trying to get food or we know the light to not die I have plenty of light I’m trying to get a dog for some reason oh I was trying to get food to avoid this whole situation in the first place keith eight-year-olds play this game way better than us arguably and affably

Better than us I don’t think I’ve ever experienced this level of difficulty