Kids Portrayed by Minecraft

These are kids portrayed by minecraft we have the neighbors kid oh no max go out and play with the neighbor’s kid okay mom i’m gonna play with the neighbor’s kid hey neighbor kid what’s up bro do you just pick up poop you just eat it oh nah bruh nah nah run

Don’t you dare play with that man and the kid that always breaks stuff okay mom what is this i break it bro you just weren’t supposed to touch it you had one job yeah of course your mom catches you and then beats you not that she should but you know it’s unfortunate the

Psychopath wait i feel like that’s me oh no what are you doing bro yo that kid is mom when i grow up i want to be a surgeon no hey man you may be good no i i hope they’re good surgeon you know what i’m saying not a serial killer or

Something determined okay my man number 24 is oh bro you broke your knee no what do you do he just keeps falling boy stop if you can’t do it anymore yo straight up right now why are you still trying bro yo just chill bro oh my goodness where is he

Why do you see that in real life the lonely kid hey could i be friends with you guys can i be your friend please please guys nah get out of here come on what i i can’t say anything or else this is gonna be demonetized anyways the reckless

Dude i’ve got my father’s car key let’s go for a ride let’s go i don’t know i’m the reckless oh no bro never mind no no no that’s not good oh no they just crashed their dad’s car the faker let’s see i want to see like which type of kid

I am mom i feel sick i can’t go through school if there’s a crackhead one that’s gonna be me okay no this is me bro yo yo mom if you’re watching this i would do this all the time in film videos i swear yo when i was like 14 grinding youtube

Guys when my name was like bionic mc back in the day all right i wouldn’t do that i wouldn’t do that okay i’d be filming videos yo shout out to those people who watch me during faction days okay wait the rude this cake tastes like oh my goodness yo

Clean your son’s mouth who taught you to speak like that probably you mom oh dad never mind why is the dad just what that was creepy yo why is this video just getting more and more creepy the snitch oh that’s not me bro i ain’t never snitching let’s see oh this man’s

Hungry yummy cake oh no you got to beat him up put him by the hair please don’t tell mom i knew it see how i can like already know what it’s gonna say i can see the the i can see the future point one percent oh yeah mom instantly knows why are the

Moms always beating the kids come on the spoiled kid if i was a mom i would not beat my kid so there you go guys let me be your mom what mom can you buy his toy for me the spoiled kid no no this wasn’t me bro i had to get good

Grades yeah i would never do this okay my mom would beat me up if i did that tnt bro oh my goodness okay no you can’t give in who peed on the carpet i don’t know i’ll buy you ice cream if you tell me

It was me and i want oreo ice cream you idiot you fool you utter idiot i said that already i didn’t know what else to say the ex excuser okay andrew where’s your homework um he pooped it out i’m calling her mom no please don’t well

I just got beat up for another homework i guess the scaredy cat okay this could be me i don’t know i was scared of like a lot of stuff as a kid dude oh no actually yeah i was like this dude ghosts exist no honey don’t be afraid then what’s that over there

What is this video bro they’re confused okay uh how do how do mom and dad have baby what why did you call me that because mom told me i have two daddies wait i’m so confused who is this guy the mom’s cheating oh no oh cause he said daddy won

Now you can only have daddy but the more the merrier right that one what okay anyways that was weird the forgetful uh shawn remember to sweep the floor before i’m back okay mom i’m gonna do that i promise no you’re playing you’re either watching freaking spongebob or bionic you know

You’re probably watching bodyguardio and then you know it’s so entertaining that you just instantly subscribe and then many hours later you’re still subscribed and then boom you forgot that happens gamers it happens what just happened why is the floor still dirty bro why is there blood on the floor i forgot

No and now we have the smart kid bro okay oh dude this was definitely not me look at this dude with his glasses according to section two three and assault carries a maximum of something in two years i’m pregnant our fines up to two thousand dollars yeah there you

Go we’ll give you my old wait his ghost based on section 420 the sentence for second degree murders can vary from 15 years to life in prison the stubborn what is this kid oh this soda no it’s pee yes if oh no that’s bleach don’t drink it oh wow okay well that’s actually

Worse than pee nah i don’t believe you what you’re not gonna leave your dad and now you’re dead [Laughter] yo oh well i can always have another bruh no way come on now the act though oh tough i’m the one i can’t read kai your teacher told me that you didn’t

Do your homework you’re grounded mom i don’t care yeah get out of my room you ain’t using your computer for a month let me know whatever i got my ipad i’m sending you to the ranch oh no please no not the ranch mom i beg you oh

No i’m at the ranch isn’t this an uh a fill like a dr phil thing i don’t know i’m i’m uneducated he’s eating beet roots hey no eating the crops yeah dr phil i knew it it’s like a ranch where like kids go when they’re bad and they just get better they run

Away this is definitely not me bro yo i was scared to leave my mom’s side as a kid are you kidding me i hate you mom i’m leaving and i’m taking my six cookies with me i hate it you don’t let me play my xbox past like 3 p.m

Yeah now you starving now you on the streets hobo is like hey man kind of like kind of lick your toes i’ll give you cheeto bag and no you ain’t gonna let no let no hobo lick your toes for cheetos bags so now you’re back going to

Your house again it’s lights are off you’re like wait what we don’t have any groceries oh there they are yeah oh but i thought you wanted to run away idiot dumb kid yeah no you can’t mom was like i knew it i knew it you came back to me

Now you’re getting beat up i don’t condone that but you know it is what it is the only child this is actually me i’m i’m actually the only child son we have important to tell you we’re getting divorced and you’re gonna choose one of us to take care of you wow this

Got deep real quick uh my parents are also divorced this is literally me choose me mom just choose me oh my goodness how about i choose minecraft oh what is no this is crazy subscribe for more videos and click these right here i’m there waiting for you love you