Knarfy – So I Already Broke Minecraft’s New Crab

So, the mob vote is back again, and we’re starting out strong with the crab! Say hello, buddy! [click] Ayyyyy! This little guy has some crazy features and wasn’t very easy to make in a day, so let’s start from the beginning! I woke up and watched the mob vote launch immediately when

It came out, and a few things stuck out to me. Time to watch the first mob of the mob vote! I like just woke up, so I still have coffee. Here we go! Vote for the crab is the title! So we got a crab, we’ve got blue body, we’ve got orange

Claw, we’ve got mangrove forest, and it likes to wave? Did that one die? That one’s dead. Hi! Oh wait, he said he could block- Okay, alright, okay. Blocks. You can place them further away now. This is CLAWSOME! Wow. [laughs] Alright, this is cool. Important details. Blue body, white belly, orange claws and legs.

And it spawns in the mangrove forest. Also, the crab claw can help you place blocks further away. Interesting. Naturally, I don’t have a lot of time to get this thing going, so let’s get started! Originally, I gave myself about an hour to make the mob, and that ended up being a terrible idea.

But hey, we’re here for the chaos, am I right? So I had something I liked, and I coded it into the game. This process took me many hours today, but I finally made it happen. Finally! Here’s some highlights. [laughs] Alright, first test of the model to see if it actually looks right.

Supposedly they’re supposed to spawn in the water of the- YES! There they are! [laughs] Look at them! They’re so bad! They’re so broken! [laughs] Why are they so broken? What did I do? [laughs] They’re so broken! Okay, this is- this is bad. [laughs] They’re so bad! In theory, if I kill one, if

I can even hit it- What- [laughs] What did I do? Oh, this is very broken. Do you not even drop the thing? Drop the thing? Oh, I didn’t even code it. Hey, look, crab claw! Crab claw! Yes! It works so well! These guys are just very, very, very broken.

I don’t know what I did. This is bad. [laughs] Test number two! Oh, they look correct now! Hey! You’re so cute! I am unreasonably happy with this model. It’s so cute! Look at its eyes! Look at the eyes! [laughs] It’s so goofy! This is exactly what I want.

I don’t know how to make you, like, move places. The eyes- the eyes turning are so funny! And now, in theory, if you die, you should drop the claw. There it is! Yeah, this is going well! So this is the crab with the animations. Oh, oh, oh. Hey! [laughs] They’re also

Supposed to be water mobs, but I don’t know what’s going on there. They’re all waving. [laughs] The waving is my favorite. I’m so happy with the waving. Nice. This is progress! I can’t believe it took me, like, three hours to get the animations working. Oh, my word! [laughs] Oh, no. [laughs] Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Crab, crab moment. [krab moment] These are- these are really- These are really something. Oh. Oh, oh, no! That’s not at all what I meant. Oh, jeez! Oh, the claw! Please work, please work, please work, please work, please work, please work. Come here, you! Yes! [laughs] It worked! Wait, does it

Do the animation? Yeah, he waved! [laughs] Oh. Hey, buddy. How’s it going there? How are you doing? Oh! [laughs] That’s so weird! [laughs] That’s so weird! Oh, my gosh. No way. [laughs] Oh, it’s so cute! Look at him up there! Hey, buddy! How you doing? Hey! [laughs] This is too cool!

I love this too much. Alright, this is- this is incredible. I’m- I’m loving this right now. [laughs] Yes! [laughs] I am so incredibly proud of this. [laughs] This is just- this is the best. [laughs] So, we have the crab here in the game, and, uh, naturally, uh, he’s very cute.

They spawn in mangrove forests, and as they do in the- Oh, hey, oh, hey, buddy. They spawn in mangrove forests, which is, uh, in the- in the Minecraft Live thing, so that’s- that’s what they do. They’re great. They usually spawn in little groups, and, uh, yeah, they’re very- [laughs] Look at the- look

At them walk around. They’re absolutely adorable, and, uh, you may be wondering why I have this axe out. Well, it’s for one very specific reason, the crab claw. This thing is awesome. For one specific reason, you can place blocks really far away. And by really far away, I

Mean up to a hundred blocks, because why not? Uh, only problem, only downside. It’s just coral. It’s only coral blocks. And they also don’t go underwater. [laughs] This is the thing that Mojang always intended. This- this is truly, truly a- truly a work of art. But that’s not all. The crab

Claw also is smaller in your offhand. That means you can cosplay as a crab now. [laughs] You really- you really wanted that. I know I did, so… You- you- you- you get it. It also makes for a fabulous hat. As our buddy here is showing us, it’s, uh, it’s a good look.

Yeah, this is- this is what it’s supposed to be. This is exactly what it’s supposed to be. It’s what it’s supposed to be to me, so… Yeah, that’s- mhm. Uh, all the coral. Oh, oh, it’s all- it’s all dead. That’s unfortunate. But it’s fine, I’m going back to the crab, because

You can pick them up. [laughs] Hey buddy. He- oh, hey! Hey buddy, how’s it going? Yup, that’s right. You can carry crabs around, like this. Yeah, that’s- this is how it was always meant to be. Crabs are truly a work of art. Y- well, yup, they’re all waving. But it doesn’t stop there.

You can even wear a crab as a hat. This is the cutest crab I have ever seen. Oh, look at him wave. Oh, he’s so cute. Yeah, that took way too long to figure out. [laughs] But it was worth it. Look at them staring into my soul. These are absolutely adorable.

I love literally everything about them. Something I haven’t tried yet? Do they- do they attack- they attack back! [laughs] They do! I didn’t know that! I actually didn’t realize- I coded that into the game! [laughs] Chicken- chicken save me, please! [dies a terrible crabby death] What happens if I aggro one

And then I just- Boop! [laughs] Yeah, yep, he’s good now. He’s- he’s all fine. All you need to do is pick up a crab and that completely pacifies it. What happens if I just pick all of these up? Everybody say hi! Hey! [laughs] The waving is the best mechanic. Change my mind.

The funniest part is you can’t tell when one of them is a normal crab or one of them is an item because this- they just- So that’s my recreation of the crab. Uh, and I wanted to show someone. So here- here’s- here’s SystemZee. Say bye crab, it’s time for the next segment.

It’s time for the next- bye! Alright, let’s do this. He’s ready. Alright, so you- you- I showed you the little model for the guy. Oh! [laughs] Beat him up. You don’t have to tell me twice. Murder? Yeah! Gonna have me some crab rangoons tonight, boys! Look at that! If you’ll notice, if

There’s one in your offhand, it’s small. Ahh! Check it out, yeah! It’s kinda fun! And then also- Oh! [laughs] Bonk! I feel like an artist! Oh, sick. Yeah, nice. Just keep going. this feels like a Lego tower that I would have built when I was like four.

I would vote for the crab if it were like this. Yeah, I’m saying. Well hey, that’s- that’s not all actually because you see- I’m scared. I’m gonna take this guy with me. See ya! Uh-huh. This is mine. This is mine now. And if you go ahead and just, you know, hold

Him, he’s waving. He’s waving! No. No, I’ll wave at him, but no, I’m not picking it up. I just want you to see what it looks like in first person. [laughs] Hey, little guy! You know, what I personally love about this is that, you know, it just- it adds a

Whole new layer to this. And I think that, as cute as it is, aw he’s waving. Goodbye, my friend. Oh! Yes! Where are my crab rangoons, Knarfy? Oh! It’s so cute! Oh my god. Okay. Alright, this is- it’s getting dark. I- this is killing me. I don’t like the sounds.

I gotta be honest, the sounds are kinda creeping me out. Oh, dude. They’re so fun. Dude, I’m a water bender! [laughs] Are the crab rangoons over here? Hey, nice hat. Oh yeah. Wow, the name! Crab claw, crab, crab, crab, crab. I’m excited to see what tomorrow brings cuz this chaos. Oh yeah, it’s

Gonna be great. I am crab. I’m a crab man. Hello, crab man. I am what I am. You is what you is. Going on an adventure. To the village. [laughs] He waved goodbye. [laughs] Put your favorite emoji in the comments and say hi to me!! – Subtitle Knarfy <3