L C – Kurtis Conner Twitch stream 2021.08.11 – minecraft with pals

Hello hello how’s it going hello hi hey bud jamie is whoa thanks for the three bucks any tattoo idea and you’ll get it all right get um get stupid kidney thank you get uh i can’t think of anything get a wine glass that’s cool you fix your mullet bro looks like a

Helmet uh you need to fix your attitude you look like an [ __ ] so good start also if it does look like a helmet good because i’m i’m better protected against the [ __ ] uh uh you don’t need to this is that’s great thank you um if it’s a helmet it protects me against

Dangerous things so how about you sug my balls how about that and if that was too mean shut the [ __ ] up because they said something mean about me first you know what i mean um i not messing around today uh and we have the same shirt on right now nice

Open the digimon boxes you know what at the end of stream i have four packs that i want to open and we’ll do that but not a full box because i’m [ __ ] scarred too soon you know um yeah we’re gonna play minecraft um i meant to get optifine [ __ ] whatever

We’ll be on ago mode i guess that’s fine Missy too thanks for still in my joker era yes um i got my brother addicted to your videos thank you that’s what you like to see also look who i got on my lap i got a little man kiwi want to say hi can you say hi to the camera

I know you don’t know what’s going on you don’t know what’s going on i know stinky weed man thank you can you look at the camera can you look at the camera you don’t know where the camera is he has a fresh haircut yeah he he’s very fresh he’s sad because jenna

Uh is out right now she’s out with her friends and kiwi sad because it’s not enough for me to be home right you need both of us home all the time right i know it’s not enough for one of us to be home you’re still sad

You need both of us home all the time um how dog get haircut of fur it’s hair kiwi has hair because he’s a he’s a maltipoo he doesn’t have fur he has hair because he’s a little man he’s a hypoallergenic dog he’s on the verge of crying i know kiwi suffers from

A lot of like separation anxiety um so when one of us is not here he gets very sad um so that’s what’s up it’s very sad he had a lot of abandonment issues when he was younger he went through like four different families until he got us so and that was in like

A case of like eight months so um you know okay i’m gonna put you down okay okay are you gonna talk to my sibling uh we oh yeah we want a second cap but i don’t know uh starbucks thank you for the donation but it’s just so much work

You know and especially when i like start touring um i don’t know it’s just gonna be a lot i don’t want to like get a puppy and then be like all right jenna bye see you in like a month you know what i mean i don’t want to do that to her so

Um now i’m sad it’s all good he has like literally the best life ever we spoil the absolute [ __ ] out of this dog so it’s all good sometimes i feel bad for him i’m like i’m sorry that we leave but literally you have the best life What’s your thanks for the subscription okay let me know if you guys hear this [ __ ] oh promising if i can hear it that means you can hear it well usually so okay i’m gonna join oh yeah okay i’m gonna join the discord now but this one doesn’t have like oh i

Guess i can configure who is um i gotta figure this out hello well well well speak of the devil yeah there we go were you guys talking about me i didn’t it didn’t sound like you were no no speak of the devil speak of the devil the devil

Oh okay so me and the devil are uh the devil’s sort of this guy who lives i think under water underground i think and he uh yeah he’s sort of water why would you think that so you think of like aquaman or something shut the [ __ ] up oh whoa dude okay

Yeah i’m with curtis on this one what what part of it just the part that i should like know that the devil’s the devil’s underwater i think is what he’s yeah he’s right he’s underwater the devil’s in the details details are underwater i thought the devil went down to georgia and he was

Looking for a soul do to know how we got the georgia underwater underwater underwater swam underwater like a little submarine it’s actually it’s the devil’s favorite sandwiches is a submarine sandwich so it’s a little fun fact about the devil if you want to speak of the devil some more

Who put the shulker box in my house is that you jarvis maybe i gave everybody a little shulker box thank you i saw i saw some some wack [ __ ] happened with your digimon uh oh yeah you got [ __ ] over oh yeah i got big time scam dude um

One of the boxes i ordered um seems like it was a resealed box because some packs were missing a lot of cards and one of the the pack literally looks like they just like ironed it back together like it looks so bad it looks like that’s horrible yeah yeah so that was uh

That was pretty awesome dude you got these on ebay yeah or so can you like uh sue this guy or what can you do yeah i think i can ruin his life yeah i think ebay review your legal options yeah can we get do you think we could get chad to like

Find this guy or yeah yeah yeah that’s like sort of docs okay yeah i think ebay shipping address i think ebay and i think ebay encourages that they’re like if you can if you can find his address you can like go to his to go to their

House and like kick their ass passing is encouraged if you don’t already have like a large social media presence that you could like sick a ton of fans on him with i’m spitting on this ebay seller’s balls that’ll show them uh what are you guys uh what are you guys doing right now

Uh i’m just i’m just mining i i might try to take the elytra to the end and try to find another elytra like if i could enchant the electrode that we have with like unbreaking and mending yeah and then get some um get some gunpowder together get some fireworks and then go

On a search for some more elytras because i yeah i wonder what that should be awesome yeah exactly like i think that would be so sick imagine the parkour yeah and then like and then like everyone else would be able to fly too because like i probably already could

Because i like could just switch into creative mode or whatever but oh yeah wow the fact that yeah wow you just teleport to the other end of your parkour course maybe i did it it’s really easy oh wait yeah so curtis you’re the box so did you did anyone like watch the video

Who is knowledgeable uh knowledgeable about that kind of stuff because it seems pretty obvious that it’s resealed yeah i’m wondering if like you can just take that because i know like ebay has a process by which you can say like hey this is this is actually this is actually [ __ ]

So to speak yeah right this is actually [ __ ] yeah type that down um i think when you like start talk to you then why not just let them talk to you [ __ ] for them to actually do it yeah i think they put you at the at the

Front of the queue so you might have to wait like a or maybe they have one like employee who’s always on standby or for like uh you know code red so this is your roommate you’re on [ __ ] duty like you’ve got a yeah i’m actually on call

For [ __ ] right now at my job [ __ ] duty that’s funny uh you know what’s funny danny is i was on hold or i was on some sort of automated line and i was also on a zoom call with like my friend and we were working and

I said [ __ ] like in the context of our conversation and then immediately something changed on the voice line like and so i wonder if i wonder if that like was what was happening whoa that is weird i gotta test this out so so what i’ve heard is that because i

Actually uh i don’t talk about this but uh i’ve done i’ve done a bit of business on ebay and selling fraudulent digimon well i won’t get into what i’m selling but uh let’s just say they’re fraudulent digimon packs um okay so you monster how dare you so um what uh

Like what most people have told me is that when you dispute it’s usually in the buyer’s um favor i i personally have lost my only appeal oh yeah someone’s yes someone sold me a copy of poke i like collect sealed video games and someone sold me a copy of

Pokemon black that was uh supposed to be sealed but the pictures were like normal like a normal photo but then when i got the copy it was like somebody had printed out the label on like a computer printer it was like pretty obvious it had like lines in it so

Yeah oh it had you know like the pigmentation that you can see look really close it has that and so like with the naked eye you can see it and so i the appeal like i appealed and then like the guy was like he was super cool about it at first and

Then suddenly he like what did he like basically like told ebay that i received the item and didn’t send it back to him or something like that and then ebay sided with him and i was like but he was like oh yeah don’t bother sending it back

It’s fake anyway blah blah and i was like okay whatever it’s like a piece of literally a piece of trash but then he like used that against me it was like a bit of a scam tactic because he uh because because i didn’t send back the fake thing uh ebay was

Like oh you you are happy with your purchase and i and i was like can’t you guys just read can you just read the chat history between us like it’s very clear that he’s doing like scammy behavior and they’re just like we’re good about it so my only advice is to do

Everything by the book uh according to like what ebay tells you okay damn um and luckily it wasn’t like a ton of money but uh still it’s a princess still it’s the principle of the thing yeah i want to believe the best of the people yeah

It’s the secretary of all this you know yeah it’s the treasury of the thing the treasure of the whole thing it’s the it’s the dean of students the dean of students dude uh man i my stream crashed and i lost like 800 viewers that sucks dude that yeah that’s awesome i just

Gained 800 viewers it was that quick i actually yeah they switched up so fast yeah i can’t say for sure what i was selling on ebay all those days ago all those weeks ago all those months ago but if i did it would be 800 viewers specifically on twitch right now oh man

Yeah this is not working out for me my um my stream my internet went down yesterday for like 10 minutes and then i hate that like when you when something goes down they can’t they don’t resend the notification and so then it’s like okay i guess like

No one will know that i’m live that’s all good oh let’s go it’s been something speaking of people are going to go see on my trip to l.a me well we weren’t even talking about that no we’re talking about you you know but by elsie i’m seeing elsie too that’s his

Secret curtis he’s always talking about that whoa oh someone’s beatboxing in the discord [ __ ] who is that who could that be so brazen justin timberlake it’s physically hurting me i’ve come back after years of travel going to beat boxing school that’s why you were gone i was getting my degree

No you didn’t you didn’t tell me yes i did i feel like you guys just don’t even listen and or appreciate me oh hey maybe sometimes you like beatbox really loudly into the microphone and so sometimes we have to meet you yeah we probably just literally didn’t hear you

Are you going to be in the adam’s family too by the way uh uh i’m not at liberty to say i feel like i can look it up right now and learn about it because i saw it uh guys i uh i don’t know you know how emotionally strenuous

Beatboxing school is and then you ask elsie these hard-hitting questions yeah she gets back on the server like i just feel like it’s kind of messed up like if they’re gonna be here are you gonna be beatboxing in that movie or no not to give it to us listen listen guys

You’re asking me some questions that i have signed and yeah yeah they killed me off nick how would how would she even know if she’s gonna be in adam’s family too because they already it’s already coming out i don’t know which one well okay but like would

You know if you were gonna be in it like you don’t know if you’re going to be in it or not that’s true thank you exactly because i know i do i’m not hitting it i’m not how do you know okay but what if it came out when you were

Then that would be a miracle right it would be a miracle after years of waiting and doing nothing to achieve it i’m fine god is real okay well i was at the movie theater last night i went alone okay so sad oh so sad no it was fun

Yeah i’m sure it was fun it wasn’t sad at all you went to see a movie that you can watch at home so i just assumed you like rented it yourself i didn’t realize you went to the movie theater no i went to go see the suicide squad because i’ve

Been waiting a really long time 24 frames a nick you ever get the addams family icy that makes your poop green what is that a thing what i’ll see are you going to get sued for that 24 frames of nick it’s not the icy that makes you poop green it’s me

Well he probably wouldn’t know if he was going to be yeah dude that’s how movies work actually as someone who’s in a lot of movies that’s how it works i mean feel free to correct me because i you know i i it’s not really my place to

Say but you didn’t know you were going to be in eighth grade until it came out right because you were just like in in middle school and then all of a sudden yeah exactly like um like suddenly this tall guy just started following me around school and i was like what the [ __ ]

And then like you know six months later this movie comes out and suddenly i’m like everything makes sense freaking what freaking what the heck yeah that’s what i would say too i would say like yeah freaking whatever and that that happens to a lot of people nick like a tall guy

Starts following you around and then a few months later like you don’t really think anything of it because you’re just like okay this is just like some guy um and he follows you everywhere and like is always pointing at this like camera thing at you and then six months

Later you see like a trailer come out yeah and then that’s actually that’s actually what the tall guy is called he’s a trailer because he’s trailing you around exactly everywhere yeah trailer stalker is sort of like there’s a bunch of yeah they’re like synonyms yeah yeah okay but by tall guy

Do you follow you around are you talking about gomez adams from the addams family how are you did anna need you to drop how do you know that adam’s family business listen no i mean he was right it was oh hell yeah yeah i followed you around

For for a while and then you were in eighth grade yeah it was really weird i didn’t really see the correlation person okay everyone keep saying gomez adams is short uh have you met him in real life yeah the camera makes you look taller or shorter

Well they put the camera above him in all the shots sort of like yeah yeah well you know what they always say the camera adds a few pounds and you lose a few inches we were talking about how big you talk no it makes you shorter and then yeah

Yeah so i was right so wow wow wait did people say that okay sorry to start misalignment makes me look short uh yeah videos so i come out of those suicides imax cedar fourth row i’m the only one in there only two people well i wasn’t there three people in there two people

Behind me and i come out of the theater first thing i see the adams family two stand up thingy i could have taken a picture with it had no one to take the picture of me so i whip out my phone i open up my camera the camera thing is

Black people start like walking out and i didn’t want any workers to think i was weird so i fled the scene okay you you didn’t put in the story why you tried to take a picture with it because i wanted to send it to elsie in case she was in adam’s family

You could have just sent it to us because like we you don’t know if we’re in it or not like why didn’t you send us and neither do we yeah none of us know i don’t think if we if we [Laughter] so do you think actors like really famous actors are just really lucky people who happen to be like casted in movies exactly yeah they got luck on their side they found out they say lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same spot but it sure struck leonardo dicaprio a number of times

Because he’s been in a few movies i’m pretty sure that’s really good i don’t know why he doesn’t bet the house on the ponies you know because he could really make a killing just on gambling alone with that kind of luck well i feel like he’s using up all of

His luck though so you’d probably be really bad at gambling right no that’s a great place he doesn’t need the money he’s making so much from being in these movies yeah exactly but like everyone’s allocated like a certain amount of lux like right you know that’s that’s showbiz well yeah actually

It does make sense thank you yeah yeah it does make sense no but like it really does make sense it’s kind of yeah i think i agree with that it does make sense for sure yeah like you kind of get like how it makes sense it’s like yeah yeah

Yeah if anything like it doesn’t make dollars it makes sense it’s pretty crazy i don’t know what you guys are talking about your mom geez did you go did you go to freaking heater school because you just burned that you just burnt absolutely made him squeal alive i

Didn’t not squeal he talked no he squealed on the stream dude straight up cooked him dude i was not yeah yeah you know you know i went to school so i could spit fire you know you know squealed like a pig whatever maybe i won’t see the adams family too

Anymore well good luck good good luck with that luck not seeing it it’s gonna be everywhere it’s gonna be impossible not to see anything you could be you could watch a movie and not even know that you did until after yeah when does it even come out anyways

Because i want to see if maybe if i’m in you know los angeles like i will be oh my god just a forewarning all these fools are going to talk about this stream is how nick is going to la to hang out with jarvis oh my god and wow

Everyone’s forgetting about me all the time i bet you guys didn’t even notice i was gone wow i look i’m not gonna say it i noticed i noticed well you know what i notice you thank you thank you yeah you noticed i appreciate that yeah honestly it’s just it’s just a pleasure

To be noticed elsie my some people in my chat i guess are just finding out that you were in that mermaid movie that i made a video about yeah well you seem bewildered i mean i mean did you like pick to do um a really good review that movie because i

Was in it yeah i so you’re like like oh elsie is in this so it must be like a really really good movie yeah yeah i mean that’s pretty much why i why i review movies as i look like i just make sure that you’re in it first

And i’ve had a few i’ve had a few flubs where i accidentally did movies that you weren’t dude i don’t even know if i’m in them so yeah because it’s random yeah i think it works are you in movies sorry i didn’t think uh like giving showing mints a good time

Like yeah you just have to dissect everything i say everyone has different dialects every other culture speaks differently my mother was born in the philippines she was the first if she was an immigrant whoa dude okay well they don’t even okay so they what’s whose day people born in the philippines don’t

Even say entertainment because they have a different language so you can’t really yeah well some of them might speak english danny let’s let’s not okay but do they enter not make any assumptions because that’s really that’s really what that’s really the crux of the of the issue here yeah

You really sound like you’re what you’re you’re really kicking yourself into a little tiny little hole over here and he’s walking on eggshells they’re really boxing all these filipinos like mandy pacquiao he’s wait he’s boxing all these wait what i’m sorry i i lost the yeah

Right now but i am boxing a bunch of filipinos just cuts to you like duking it out no someone danny hates filipinos and where was your dad born nick georgia what’s it what’s talent what town or what hospital i don’t well actually i think i have his birth certificate let me check

Are you you have his first certificate um there’s a big filing cabinet next to the desk i work at and it has all of my family’s birth certificates that is so unexpected is it bad info to tell you guys what it is but were you born in georgia danny i’m just

Wondering like and if you have i would also like to know your mom’s maiden name and then yeah yeah and the last four of your social okay maybe just all of your social to be safe yeah yeah i actually found his uh birth certificate um it was it was in atlanta oh

Wow the lost city whoa we found it we found atlantis it’s a miracle i can’t find the name of the actual hospital on it um oh what’s this oh this is my mom’s birth certificate i have so much iron wait where are you am i right now where in god’s green [ __ ] okay

What’s that supposed to mean huh what does that mean god what you doing [ __ ] god’s green [ __ ] dude people have different dialects i’m gonna need you to like jump on danny’s words i actually am thinking about moving the i i’m trying to move at the beginning of

September i was going to ask you if you know any like any realtors i want to move you know somewhere in the somewhere north of where i currently reside maybe maybe northeast are you gonna like buy a house or are you just looking for i’m just

Gonna get a little one one p apartment sort of why don’t you go to l.a in your apartment loki i think that there’s a uh apartment building That is by my house can you tell me just the address right now so i can write it down You want my house address and then you can just kind of like look around either or yeah if we could just get your house yeah whatever is easiest do you guys have like a spot like in your your place maybe you know like a guest bedroom or something

You want to live in my house just while i look i just don’t have a place to live like soon so it’s like once i’ve started apartment hunting you know i need a place to hang out so i mean nothing to you i’m gonna let you

Live at my place for like a little bit i don’t want to live oh you don’t want to work from l.a to the chicago suburbs is that so much to ask i don’t know there’s a couple places up in you know i don’t want to name names but like you know schaumburg

Maybe elk grove where your dad was born So you want to live like north north like i mean that’s not that’s like that’s really like that’s like 45 minutes from i don’t know how like north north like that vince staples yeah Whatever you can get me hooked up with like whatever wherever you could like make up space for me like i’ll you know i’ll crash there yeah i i uh i remember that time i went to danny’s house and there was that like room and it was like preserved like reserved for nick or

Whatever so i think i think he already has the spot like for you so that’s yeah because there was like a tube with a nick clone in it uh like floating and that yeah i think but elsie if i’m not if i’m not mistaken when you were there it was just

Like a tube with like a sort of like a fetal nick it was just kind of like a baby with curly black i mean you know let’s be generous it was it wasn’t a baby that was like a toddler it was like a straight-up toddler yeah

That was when he was going through his like screaming and gargling phase because he was like trapped in this tubing insane like this reminds me of when i was a kid i watched a a television channel called nick colonian nick nicklaus oh jesus what’s going on

I think that was nick i think that’s your clone that sounded like you getting sorry that was my uh calm down buddy i’m gonna let you out of the tube real soon okay are you in the room with the clothes i have to placate him every once in a

While because he’s worried he’s gonna spend his whole life in this tube i just i i swear your growth is accelerated okay it’s not going to take as long as a regular kid to grow up i just need you to get about as old as as uh nick how old are you

22. 22. i need you to get to be around 22ish okay but you’re literally really you’re really 22. i could have swore you were like 23. wow what why why i want to pause on this bit for a second and just say like i

Do agree with elsie um oh i think i know why i think i know why it’s because uh there’s that blink 182 song called what’s my age again where they say nobody likes you when you’re because nobody likes nick and nobody likes you when you’re 23. yeah yeah

No i was thinking of the the taylor swift song that’s like i don’t know about you but i’m naked i’m 23. but that’s i didn’t even think about that yeah i didn’t make that connection no i didn’t no yeah i wonder she’s like singing about her clone if nick in a tube

Yeah yeah i mean they sell this at walmart now right oh he’s so cute now he’s just sort of like pounding on the glass and like just like begging [ __ ] be let out because he just wants to live a quote-unquote normal life is what he wants yeah what does that even mean you

Know no i know i mean i mean hey this is our new normal you know it’s what i’ve been saying it’s like it’s true yeah you know kovit has changed our lives forever it unfortunately hasn’t changed his because he is he’s been in this tube for

Three three or four years now and yeah but you said this is the beginning of 2020 or something or i guess well that’s when curtis that’s when i was there but it was there for yeah i remember because yeah yeah i was there and then i remember danny like this has been here

For like three plus years now or something so it was like yeah i think i think when you came i sort of like um the the glass was all dusted up and you wanted to see what was inside so i had to sort of like rub my hand on the glass

And make a little circle so you could peer your your you could peer in yeah and you came face to face with this sort of like curly haired disgusting preteen yeah so how old do you think he is right now nick how old are you do you call him nicholas

And like banging his head on the glass is he drowning in there he’s he keeps flashing one and seven with his fingers oh he’s 17. no i think he yeah i think he’s eight oh oh yeah he had it together he only has seven fingers yeah yeah so

He can’t he can’t flash eight fingers yeah that checks out i mean nick you of all people should know that okay so he’s been so if he’s been alive for what three four years right i’m just confirming yep yeah yep yep and so he is you’d think he’s eight

Now you i feel like you can tell whether or not he’s saying seven or even the way he looks i’m gonna say yeah by the based on the way he looks and and based on the way you look i’m gonna say he’s 17. okay weird um so he probably

He probably only has another year left until he’s like ready to come out of there maybe ready to yeah ready to um take your life over yeah no yeah yeah can we back am i right guys yeah i mean we’ve all been waiting for this for a while i mean counting the days

I i told him you know you were pretty steadfast i i just said take him to the beach that makes you old but you want to be with the old fashioned way yeah i was just worried because that happened you know that act so quickly yeah you could really overcome

Bring the young babe there and like i would put him i would just set him down in the sand and turn around and look back and he’d be like 24 or something you don’t want that yeah that would be you just you would miss it would be like a year too old yeah

That wouldn’t be that big of a deal right but no there’s something that is just so 23 that you’re not 23. yeah but like there’s something about you this very three yeah yeah there is something about you um there’s certain yeah which is french for 23 actually yeah yeah no

That sounds right to me bon appetit he’s uh yeah i’m canadian so i know my stuff i know my stuff what say go team So you have any spots open curtis maybe like you could for poutine if you like no maybe if we just like you know started working with each other again i could get like a little something that rhymes with uh with peen peenfart what yeah that’s so far from what that sounds like

I didn’t even want to know what it was gonna come out also you could have just said green card why’d you just say there’s a legal keemstar there’s some legal implications there you know you shouldn’t guys welcome to dramaalert and on today’s episode everybody’s fighting wait is that really can somebody just

Play keemstar guys i’m keemstar i’m here on the baddie smb and we’re watching everybody who let him in this is the energy life lifetime i’m keemstar wakka wakka all right guys my keemstar clone is uh he’s sort of [Applause] he’s sort of like a a fun clone so i let

Him sort of uh he’s still halfway in the tube but he’s sort of resting his arms on the top of the tube and like uh oh like he’s in a little pool yeah he’s he’s resting his little head on his arms and uh he’s got like a

Little uh what is that what is that keemstar like a margarita yeah you know you know i’m just kind of like a little cool guy i’m like a little boy it’s like my birthday or whatever and uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it’s his birthday so okay you get

Something i guess happy birthday yeah happy birthday keemstar did you just breaking say happy birthday to me they yeah they did dude it’s not even my birthday well not anymore but like i guess belated yeah yeah yeah yeah because time moves faster i guess like because

So hey i have a question uh with all these clones you have it kind of begs the question i feel like a lot of people might be wondering is the dixie is there no no probably no one would be wondering i for one wasn’t wondering a single

Thing so just gonna go ahead and speak for myself yeah i was just wondering if dixie’s like also a clone because she like doesn’t live where you live she seems to always be in your room yeah no she’s like a summoned spirit i think we went over that right she’s sort of

She’s like a demonic entity that’s been like i didn’t even invite her here she’s been sort of haunting me and trailing me for some time right right like like okay but not like a tall trailing no no no no okay yeah i you know you never know i’m he i

Might end up in uh you would have no idea i might end up in ninth grade in a couple months oh man don’t drink knock on the wood don’t drink knock on wood [Laughter] you can knock on wood but please god don’t jinx accurately i don’t know what else to say

Yeah when you when you say jinx you’re actually saying the plural of the word yeah like a single [ __ ] yeah it sounds like it’s just a word that shouldn’t be said yeah i’m kind of worried that it is now it just sounds like it uh well it’s it’s

Like it could be a reference to the pokemon yeah it’s a verb yeah like just if there’s just one to jinx you know yeah stop saying it i don’t like it honestly i’m googling it yeah someone searched before we get all kinds of okay j [ __ ] j

I n k is actually a word okay and it means it’s a verb yeah um it means to change direction suddenly and nimbly as when dodging a pursuer so say like dixie was coming down the hall as she often does at night when i’m going to

The bathroom i would sort of like [ __ ] into the bathroom i would sort of like [ __ ] into the closet okay yeah so like when velma and scooby-doo says jinkies is that a reference to like direction you know she’s sort of like jerking off yeah another direction i think she’s sort of like drinking

It so if you see so if two people like move out of the way at the same time you could go jinx because they did it yeah because we both just said the same yeah it makes sense wait it makes sense do you think that might

Actually be it or do you think i’m sort of stupid if i think that that actually might well like wait so like do i answer both like are you like those are two separate questions yeah cause yeah [Laughter] what are you guys talking about i certainly i certainly missed it i

Think i think i might have went dark first i get it i understand it i get it guys sounded like there was like a young like like ghost girl a young ghost girl i think dixie sorry i just saw a chat i saw a comment my mom taught you in high school curtis

Who was who’s your mom von super who’s your mom i went through puberty i was like i want to know you guys are so who’s your mom oh man i’m sort of going numb at the moment wow that’s great yeah that’s what happens when you become not macro

When my leg falls asleep dude it’s so awkward because then that song starts playing and i’m like in public oh my gosh because now i’m gonna what that song is my ringtone for my dentist oh okay so you like novocaine to people yeah oh what the nova michael kane almo uh

Are you going to fall as you’re going you’re not going to feel a thing you’re not going to fail all i’m gonna say is somebody took a uh took a michael caine baby to the old beach made themselves a little old michael caine michael kane is very old

No i think that’s just prosthetic makeup oh yeah like every movie it’s just like this young like 30 years i think it’s like 20 yeah yeah he’s like 20 or something he’s like i saw i saw the comment of the teacher but i don’t i don’t remember them i’m sorry

It’s good for him i guess young and rising star you got a little cough or something curtis a little uh curtis oh no i’m okay delta oh i have alpha it’s a new one it’s like whoa i’ve got this alpha i actually have the sigma variant oh dude

It just makes me very alone and i just kind of like look kind of snug look in the corner of the room don’t care what anyone thinks yeah it’s like i got my own [ __ ] going on don’t [ __ ] with me you know that’s what i said [Laughter]

Yeah she was doing it all normal and then she out of nowhere went sideways and it really hurt a lot [Laughter] that’s what he said jesus you guys you you guys never changed come on you were silly guys never changed stop doing that wait immediately jarvis how does a shulker box work

Uh so do you know how an android chess works no okay so basically it’s like a chest chest it’s basically just like a normal chest that you can put in your inventory oh so i put stuff in it and then if i like mine it break it and then you put

It in your inventory and it’s like a second inventory oh my gosh in a shulker box that’s the one thing you can’t do wow can you put it into it ender chest in a shulker box yes and you can put a shulker box in the inner

Can you put a shulker box in an endless chest that’s in a shulker how much stuff do you need my my cobblestone collection isn’t gonna like take itself around town with me i think i have about nine thousand cobblestone so what am i supposed to do

With it when i’m out on the town i did you need a few shulkers and then an ender chest for your for more shulkers wait can you put a shulker box in an ender chest and put that energetic at another shulker box though they prevented you messed up if you could

They’re going to prevent them like like programmers and engineers built this and uh infinite loops are like kind of the thing that you’re looking for so i’m pretty sure they don’t avoid that yeah maybe they just happen to miss it you know speaking speaking from a georgia

Tech grad here for from one to another that would pretty much uh mess up the system i think yeah this is the georgia tech brad corner and uh what did you do chime in unless you uh we’re in georgia i studied jazz [Laughter] right weren’t you there no i have no i

Didn’t my dad was my dad was born near georgia tech though he went to school with us yeah we remember uh we remember he was my roommate i think i think denton his name is denton you know that you named your band after your yeah it’s technically my dad’s middle name

And it’s my middle name also so did you just lie to us then you just found out my dad goes by his middle name actually why that’s and what’s his middle name is his first name also denton no wow his real name is albert so he wanted to go by his middle name

All right maybe he was embarrassed or something so that kind of makes you guys seem like pretty rude because what if i didn’t name him albert yeah it’s probably his mom wow you would yeah that’s like to speak ill of grandparents but i mean really no you would though

Yeah i um i was a crochet major at georgia tech top of the class so yeah curtis i would always see him like skateboarding around and crocheting thank you didn’t you graduate valentirian yes i did yeah thanks for watching thanks for noticing that not a lot of people bring

That up so thank you hey man you’re you’re pretty cool dude you know i got you valencia oh i thought it was sort of all about me oh my god god dude it’s crazy you kind of always think that don’t you no i just thought because you guys were

Just like i yeah i don’t know i guess you can’t stop oh god sorry guys it is all right what’s up what’s everybody up to right now anyway uh i’m looking for i’m looking for diamonds nick found 40 uh i think yeah what the [ __ ] i’m trying to find

I found six in the same same amount i’ve been mining around for quite some time and i found a grand total of jack [ __ ] yeah this is why you guys will never be in the pictures is there like a secret trick to finding diamonds or hey hey just like mindlessly have been going

Straight like literally nick doesn’t even mind like this he’s just like yeah diamonds i have 63 diamonds right now uh it’s the one where you go yeah hold on let me just listen to it real quick oh god dude that’s so weird i didn’t even say that was that really not your

The way like your mouth did you really not just have like a dry throat or something it just was your bike oh that wasn’t very confident it also took you way too long to answer to yeah yeah Just to answer like efficiently and respectfully Emphasis on respect i always answer things with an emphasis on respect yeah that’s what my friends really know me for yeah yeah they’re respectful answers and that’s it is that your dog what i showed a dog spark i thought oh that was sorry that’s me no it’s like

More of a yelp hey did you now oh that’s my dog who’s barking right now did you hear that okay that was just i think i feel like that was probably just lc hurricane no sorry that was my elsie clone barking okay oh dude we got some cloning ethics going on

What the flipping brick we were all cool with with nick just finding out that i was cl i’ve been cloning him for the past four years But now that he’s not cool with it Nick is 23 so four years ago he was a uh he wasn’t a minor but elsie on the other hand hey i think we’re all miners right now whoa we’re all little kids we’re all little babies you know what miner you shut my ass up right there with that right yeah shut

The hell up you shut my ass shut your ass up okay oh i hate these i hate these zombies okay sorry i don’t know what’s really There are whales you guys are saying in yeah in real life who just broke their pickaxe a man no [ __ ] oh no no [ __ ] curtis please tell me you didn’t have any diamies i didn’t have any diamonds but i had i had some other stuff that i really wanted to keep

Did you have the elytra on you uh no that’s somewhere where nobody will ever find it or no i didn’t i didn’t have it i just didn’t have it it’s in a normal spot the fun fact about um uh fun fact about shulker boxes that changed in uh

1.17 uh is that when a shulker box is exploded by a creeper instead of destroying the stuff inside it’ll all the stuff inside will come out oh that’s nice or or if you like burn up in lava for example it’ll pop out all the stuff so it’s a little layer of protection as

Well a little layer of protection that’s what they call danny oh people are asking me to play the clip guys i don’t feel comfortable guys stop you’re pressuring him the way i was mocked when that when i accidentally my mic messed up for a second yeah not me my voice cracking yeah i

Was ridiculed like to no end like no just like i’ll paste it in your chat real quick so we could what no dude that’s [ __ ] up mods banned me mods banned me from banned me from from seeing this ban my little eyes okay where the [ __ ] did i just die dude

What’s the point of lightening up a whole [ __ ] mind when mobs still spawn you know what i mean yeah dude dude there’s actually life life why am i [ __ ] doing any of this [ __ ] this is embarrassing there’s actually there’s actually going to be a change to i mean currently in the 1.18 uh

The 1.18 snapshots there’s a change to lighting uh that make it so that mobs like don’t spawn if there’s even the tiniest little lick of light even a lick yeah even a lick interesting who did that what who made a licky sound yo mama Mom honey mom huh damn she calls you dan mom why you just keep saying mom sorry it’s kind of that’s kind of a thing me and my mom do is it like a like a marco polo situation mama yeah that’s how i find my mom in a dark room

You have no idea how often my mom and i are on opposite ends of a pitch black room guys i got my stuff back don’t worry oh hell yeah yeah epic gamer time for me epic gaming moment hey danny yes i’m gonna ask how your little doggies doing how’s your little doggie

Oh thank you for asking she’s great she went to she had her first vet visit today oh thank you is her name sunday yes hell yeah um [Laughter] hell yeah congress was really hoping i would name my dog sunday [Laughter] i actually i would i went to vegas and

Like bet a lot of money actually like a bad amount of money oh man dude it was so embarrassing but it paid off were there a lot of people betting on that like how do you even oh you should have seen it there was like one other guy who like

Really didn’t think it was going to be named or she was going to be on sunday so like i kind of just ran the table over that guy that’s awesome that’s weird that he’d be like so confident i mean i guess like the odds were pretty low because there’s

Like so many names that you could give a dog yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i guess it’s just weird as well yeah maybe he had like inside knowledge of of the situation what did he look like kind of tall was he following you i i wouldn’t say [ __ ] maybe trailing whoa taurus

I think someone might be making a movie about you what no but for some reason he like is also like placing bets on what i’m with my dog maybe he’s making a movie about me also like it’s kind of a movie about like our relationship and he’s trying to sort of like

Like you know create interesting plot devices right right and he’s like well the one when jarvis bets a million dollars on what danny uh will name his dog and doesn’t have the money but wins anyway and now he’s rich yeah million dollars wow so do you make a million back

Minus taxes of course what would those be no i i actually lost all the money forty dollars probably on that yeah i lost all the money due to the uh what is it called the financial crisis of 2008. yeah yeah what’s that thing actually yeah it’s just obama he just pisses me off

Have you ever met obama or what me yeah i feel like he always shows up to movie premieres to run his little to see if he made it see if he made it into the movie you put you on a list you put me on a list sort of this uh no-fly list

Yeah yeah mr tsa agent yeah i’m on the list let me in all right i was on the list moral of the story uh obama dude that is it’s the moral of at most stories i want to be on a list if i said right now in this stream that i like like

Hypothetically if i said i wanted to like assassinate john there’s nothing do you think i’d be put on a list i think you can’t put on a thwart his plan if he has one i think yes i would stop him he’s not staying with me he’s not staying with me i’ve never

Met the guy yeah he’s not staying with me i hope this doesn’t affect my plane my flight tomorrow night yeah you really have a bad time life on the edge huh i’ll let you know you get to the airport they’re playing this clip on all of the tv

It’s like they do sports on the tvs they start just playing twitch streams on the tv and we’re all just like running our little mouths about how much we all hate well you’re like well you’re running your mouth about it i mean yeah i think honestly i honestly don’t bring us into your

Crimes yeah for real yeah whatever there’s definitely a buffalo wild wings out there playing this stream and people are pissed off all of their beers and they’re yelling and spitting at the screen i wish uh yeah what a dream uh yeah that’s what what a dream speaking of

People that i’m gonna meet when i go out in la i’m hoping i might just run across him does he live in l.a obama no dweme dream obama is dream what the [ __ ] yeah dude why did you [ __ ] face reveal him dude why’d you do that where does dream live

I’m gonna google it orlando oh yeah he’s yeah he’s i pulled up his it says dream youtuber wikipedia and you know google gives you that like auto answer thing and it says the the thing says dream has been diagnosed with adhd as of 2021 dream resides in orlando florida

The point of the mask is yeah if i just say he threw his normal pills away i don’t know why it chose give me that sentence i mean i’m glad i know i’m glad to have solidarity with him you know wait a minute like because you oh i fight because

You’re also from florida or something and i was like oh i was born in florida yeah but i also have adhd i guess danny what are you doing similar in a lot of ways oh yeah you were you were born in uh oh wait don’t tell me i know i know i

Know clear water well yeah remember every time we had that conversation about how it was your famous birthday guess what i’m second now did you no curtis what what happened hold on hold on oh my god well don’t [ __ ] up over here don’t [ __ ] up my farm then man okay i i i

Oh wow holy [ __ ] who was it was that elsie does she have a fire sword or whatever yeah i literally don’t i’m literally building a statue over here i need more dirt now oh wait i think i have dirt in my as i was house i was number three most

Famous person born in clearwater but now i dethroned the the top two guys were both like one of them was played young what’s his name jarvis pg barnum no and the second kid was born in clearwater florida most famous was the kid who voiced young pt barnum like

They’d voice over the dub that they did the dub because they did the doves because they had to sing he had to sing for him but now that kid’s number three and i’m number two because i went from seven to like do you kill him like what happened

Is this on famous birthdays or what yeah yeah i they added me like last like two weeks ago and so i was like 17 000. now i’m like 13 000 so like but in a couple weeks i should be like they’re with the rock and stuff this is

Like your come-up area area oh wow oh i just checked i’m number one in clearwater florida i beat both of them out dude no way i’m famous as hell yeah yeah yeah that’s crazy yeah cause you’re certainly not famous as heaven so yeah that’s amen that’s true amen almost almond

Almond noodles i do love almond noodles huh okay i need to find diamonds man this is [ __ ] annoying grew up with a brother named nathan oh sorry i’m just reading this on the website speak for yourself yeah no i [ __ ] up nick why are you reading about me

I was just reading to myself oh we’re both aries our birthdays are so close to each other wait what’s your birthday dog april 16th what the flip is pretty can someone edit nick’s famous birthday to say that his dad’s name is albert oh god oh i it’s kind of like a wikipedia thing

It’s a suggested danny gonzalez update oh okay it has that on your page is that on every page no i just went to your page dude yeah i just went to my famous birthdays and it says suggested danny gonzalez update yeah like every it wants to know how every page is related to

Danny gonzalez yeah yeah i’m gonna type in for my update he lives near an apartment building dude don’t dox me in illinois there’s only one of those apartment buildings in illinois oh yeah yeah um you know later this year i’m going to visit my family that’s in illinois like my sister lives

There and my family’s originally from there and you want to stay with me wait where are you going jarvie i was gonna stay with nick actually oh nice we were gonna fly to l.a together nick lives with his mom right dad alberts don’t use my dad’s friends Wait is it because he had that show in the 90s called dad albert so now you guys are dad shaming huh you guys are dad shaming my dad never no i think we’re dad’s shaming you it would just be like shaming your dad right yeah we’re dad shaming you

Nick by the way can you get your crap from my house stop stop i grew up with a brother named nathan what [Laughter] this is film i was just like remembering what nick said earlier my life charlie my wife is a charlie [ __ ] my knife no i don’t know who built this actually

Imposer from among us i just realized oh man really good handiwork there yeah this is real and it’s glowing ink too that’s special whoa does that say from the order that’s crazy yeah i don’t know about the order so curtis have you ever looked at your famous birthdays and does it have stuff

From like vine that is like really not relevant anymore yeah there’s one that says like i participated in like a hashtag with chris smell burger and it was like some random thing in like 2016. it says he collaborated with chris melbourne vine titled would you catch the lady sneaking up

In june 2015. yeah i’m just going to all your pages and i’m going to just do like what me and danny right follow things ours used to say that we’re in the vlog squad which was right yeah that’s fun but it doesn’t mean more than god mine says associated with

And the people i’m associated with you’d think it’d be like curtis and drew and like everyone in here yeah it says he has worked with brennan taylor big nick thomas sanders and esther fungtastic uh who are all finers that like i haven’t spoken to in like like

I don’t even like five years yeah that’s crazy that is crazy yeah wonderful yeah that’s closely associated with big nick well at least i got that one accurate yeah who needs a diamond chest plate does anybody want a diamond chest plate does anybody want do two people want diamond chest plates

No one champion uh i have a diamond chest plate already i’ll take one because i can’t find any [ __ ] diamond yeah yeah yeah do you want me to enchant it for you i’ve got levels to kill i mean yeah sure if you don’t mind i mean like

Truly these levels are a burden on me like because i every time i want to die i’m like well i have 62 levels so i’m gonna look like a giant [ __ ] if i don’t use these all right then yeah let’s see all right it’s such a bird

Yeah let’s see what we can get let’s see if we can get unbreaking three that’s an option we could just go for it and see if we get a protection or we could go enchant a book or two let me go grab some books i mean yeah whatever whatever you want

Look i’m kind of a bit of a enchanting expert oh this book can happen breaking three let’s go grab that actually um that’s all we got as i’m breaking through so then fire protection four no that’s kind of ass um let’s see what books i already have

I want to get that though i don’t want to use my book i see oh yeah and that’s my little mending stash okay let’s enchant another book what can we get on this book power four that’s actually not bad but no it’s no power five i know you need you

Gotta get power four before you get power five oh protection four here we go okay sign me up like how we said power four walked so that power five could run yeah i mean all right all right i got you uh i got you a good little chest plate here protection for

Unbreaking three thorns two damn all right i’ll wear it i’ll wear it yeah you think you thank you you think you could wear this for me buddy yeah find some time yeah find some time to wear just slip it on real slowly yeah oh whoa dude i think we found okay

I just made like a tunnel uh out of my house and there’s more and i think i went to the like another portal that we a broken portal that we used in like when we beat the game um you and i yeah like is it the one in the ocean no it’s one

It’s in like a weird there’s like there was like a bed there a chest i think is it like in a cave no oh i feel like we’re playing like a game of taboo or something yeah guess who we play taboo on stream i can’t i don’t want to ask again

What do you think is that no we should play um it’s sort of a tech card architect phone or like jack box or something oh yes please jackpot yeah really good uh you might not want to play jack box with me guys i’m really good at it oh no oh no

No i think garcia phone would be fun i actually have never played it oh it’s so funny what i haven’t played i don’t know what that is yeah chris told me about it but i know yeah looked at anything like telephone but with drawings yeah yeah oh okay

Oh wait no i’ve done that before it’s like that uh jason morales yeah yeah uh we’ve played a game similar to that before but on like the shittiest service ever that that really sucks so if you’ve got like a good version of that game that’d be awesome no that game is like

Really popular on twitch now guard garcon is it garlic or arctic like arctic it’s it’s garlic it’s fart dick fart oh what the hell hey guys you got my name again oh go back to sleep keemstar yeah he’s so compliant about this sort of thing it’s like really weird for a

Kid yeah i was assuming um where the [ __ ] am i does anybody need canada i’m gonna try and give away some stuff get you guys kitted out maybe giveaway all we gotta do is like and retweet i like to do is like the video make sure you’re following can we get

Sponsored make sure you’re following these 500 accounts qualify for the giveaway and also give me 400 i’ve been mining this whole stream and i’ve not found one diamond isn’t that it’s this game is [ __ ] i feel like we mined all of them from this world because we’ve been playing for so long

Is there a button i can press into server settings it’s like more diamonds more diamond please more please well i got 64. so i don’t know what you i’m talking about i’m just yeah you’re just like you’re also going to la later what level are you mining on

12e that’s why you’re an [ __ ] what i don’t think that’s not even the right level that’s not even the right level oh then who has 64 diamies ah sounds like your dad does i was playing a game of snake and i lost at 24. you’re planning to get a snake

Minecrafter anymore are you not playing with us it’s called a break guys some people need mental breaks this whole time we thought you were joining us on the baddie snp and you’re just been playing snake well you’re the snake oh jesus well what’s the definition of fatty smp snake snake nick that snake

Is not Is God it’s dixie again hi guys she’s haunted what is he holding he’s gonna say happy birthday to her tomorrow it’s her birthday tomorrow [ __ ] this you not get her a gift curtis no someone in my chat told me i think and i uh appeared over at it a few minutes ago no

I’m what are you i said because i’m playing minecraft i’m like you yeah i got 19 this time oh [ __ ] sorry that was my that was my game of spades i was playing on the side oh nice yeah you can i can be a turtle too wait oh [ __ ] you oh

Sorry i’m playing a game of craps with my uncle [ __ ] you so mean yeah well what do you say to your uncle you know yeah that’s oh you guys see the suicide squad yet no dude can someone explain why the first suicide squad movie was called suicide squad and then this one is

Called sort of like a retcon it’s sort of what they call a what’s the term they use a mavlovian tech no matter techno it’s sort of a mavlonian techno Maybe if type thing watch jeremy john’s you would know what i’m talking about but you guys don’t even watch him do you jimmy john’s the sandwich is jeremy john’s like an alternate universe version of jarvis johnson sorry that was my game of jimmy john my

My jimmy john sub i was just eating oh [ __ ] yeah that’s what i always say it’s so good jimbly johnston i just want some [ __ ] time i just got to see what jeremy john says so what was that well okay wait so while nick is watching a youtube video instead of playing with

Us on the bad yes i i’m just taking a mental break do you guys remember even mental health or what wow i don’t believe it doesn’t exist everyone thinks of different things but like i personally like i didn’t even want to say this but like i

I’m not my my i’m not i couldn’t get my medication and so i on youtube okay so you guys are sort of uh mentally dude i’m gonna go ahead and say yeah your mental illness is invalid i’m just going to say no just go ahead jesus

No dude oh [ __ ] oh why did you do such a thing what kind of okay what kind of really like what kind of creep was digging down and putting putting torches in the center of the way because i can’t find my way back for [ __ ] now no where are you you’re

Supposed to put him back on one particular side that way you can follow your way back someone was putting him down here in the middle and i can’t i can’t make i can’t make heads or tails of this well what mine are you in i just like i’m just in minecraft i

Don’t know like they’ll connect i found someone else’s thing and i’m lost and that’s probably mine that’s the word i was thinking of and you thought it was mavlovian but dude when you miss a when you mess up a shot in golf you go oh okay mavlonean tech now

And you take another one i meant i wasn’t trying to say mablovian technology trying to say math blog you’re trying to save mull again i was trying to say mavlovian uh to tech what was i trying to say Now i found someone is putting them on on the sides of the walls but they alternate left right left right there’s no rhyme or reason who was doing this who would do this oh it’s probably the order certainly not me because i just went to beatboxing school so i got mad rhyme

Also uh oh you got rhythm you have rhyming rhythm is what you’re trying to say but you just beatbox so you just have rhythm you don’t i get it’s fine that’s why i said i have mad mulligan like the first film didn’t really technically even really feel really didn’t happen because captain

Boomerang is still alive now and and spider-man is is was it good it was so good i gave it a five out of five on letterbox.com nick is not green of course this guy has a letterbox yeah this guy’s going to l.a yeah and i’m gonna give all your movies one stars if

You don’t even treat me right hey did you uh did you give a review to adam’s family too since you’d love it so [ __ ] oh it comes out october 1st so how would i even know how did you even know when it comes out hmm cause i

Looked it up because you’re in it or you don’t know it yet probably nick’s in it nixon good luck nixon because i looked it up even whatever because i sort of looked it up you guys remember back in the good old days when uh yeah you guys remember when it was just

Curtis and danny i missed that yeah the other guys kind of ruined it yeah yeah but then someone came in here and started freaking putting torches on the wrong walls yeah i’m not gonna lie i’ve done that before so maybe it’s my fault i’ll take

The i’ll take the blame oh don’t fall on the sword jarvis don’t even fall on the sword also did i complete the parkour course is this as far as it goes let me come take a look let me come and be the judge of that wait jarvis where is that chest plate

Uh i put it inside of the um the uh shulker box in mine yeah [ __ ] i didn’t even look jarvis when when you oh yeah when you landed in the water yeah did you do a 360 into the water no i didn’t do 360. okay so you do have

To do a 360 into the water otherwise it doesn’t count but that is the end of the course okay cool but unfortunately it was a fraudulent run even maybe i should make a sign that says do a 360 into the water all right i’ll be there i’ll be the

Judge i would have thought it was implied like you do the parkour of course you got to do the 360. yeah you got to do the 360. i mean like where did you think the 360 was going to be no that’s true i didn’t i didn’t give it

Much thought you got me there how does one do a 360 actually you sort of jump and then move your mouse in such a way oh yeah like let’s see what the [ __ ] was that sorry i don’t have ibs oh oh no you can’t blame everything on your ibs no

Hey nobody nobody nobody go over there when my stuff drops i’m gonna go collect it oh where did it drop i don’t want to keep right under the end of the parkour course and no one died no one um [ __ ] there’s a creeper down there watch that don’t pull up that one time

That you’ve been nicker fighting and then a creeper just exploded like that i just jumped into the thing danny if you need anything enchanted with levels i do have an xs okay that is that’s that’d be awesome the [ __ ] is that noise oh whoa i don’t

Even want to be already the hell is going on phantom swoops oh no uh oh we gotta sleep or something right oh yeah the phantoms are trying to [ __ ] me up on the parkour course but i will not be no i will be defeated yeah that’s the that’s my newest addition to the

Parkour chorus you can’t get me up here dodge the phantoms this zombie has a flower in his hand and he’s bringing it to me it’s a trap it’s a trap and he sort of keeps trying to give it to me even though i’m walking away from him should

We sleep is that a thing he’ll embrace i guess we should unless uh nick are you gonna or who’s that elsie’s doing the parkour course just to make sure that you do uh do the 360. wow are swooping in and danny comes over to say hey just you know make sure that

While you’re doing this you 360. whoa nick that is not allowed have you guys seen the movie a ghost story dude are you like obsessed with movies or something i saw it a really long time ago it’s just a ghost story yeah all right i’m gonna i’m gonna

I’m gonna goat story it’s with i’ve seen goat story i haven’t seen a ghost story again yeah oh my god i’ve seen marriage story but i haven’t seen holy [ __ ] that was insane what’d you do oh get me out of here i feel like creepers haunt curtis on

This smp who’s [ __ ] here hey he is always being followed by it’s you it’s my eye it’s you and your shitty ivs get out of here yeah it is pretty shitty there’s a um there’s like channels that do like batty smp clip clip videos oh yeah and sometimes i’ll watch them and i

Saw i saw the clip of the two creepers blowing up your stuff and so now i understand why you lost it because like it was the stupidest thing the second the second one that blew up blew up all the stuff that was on the ground i was like holy [ __ ] and it like

And it lagged like crazy too yeah all right let’s let’s go to sleep folks i’m sleeping who’s not sleeping i’m in sorry one second i’m i’m i’m in bed all right uh after this i’m i’m gonna head out because i gotta go look i gotta go kiss my dog oh god kisses dog

Yes dog wow i don’t think i’m gonna find diamonds thanks for thanks for all playing tonight i will see you guys later bye also the [ __ ] phantom hit me off of this big pillar that i built i built and i like maneuvered in the air to fall

Into a water pool it was [ __ ] sick whoa that’s why i’m just going to read my chat real quick someone said watch the nancy pelosi titty wrap on tick tock sorry a lab elaborate maybe i’m so curious what that even means yeah that’s really the nancy pelosi titty rap like r-a-p or w-r-a-p

Oh oh oh yeah no that’s great actually great question can i get the titty wrap grill please yeah uh extra crunchy jesus so crunchy no r ap like uh hip-hop oh okay hip-hop wrap you up chicken breast in the boob in the booby wrap chicken rest in the ramp

Hey can we get some barks some barks in the chat that skill is going to take you to the moon but what about this yeah i know what you’re getting you just snarled um i’m gonna get a dog pretty soon actually no way what kind of dog

I don’t i don’t know i don’t know because part of my big i know like i’ve lived in la for a minute and i didn’t have a car and so people give me [ __ ] for that but like part of the reason that i even got a license was so that i could like

Get a dog and not have to like uber around the pet oh for sure yeah i’m pretty pretty psyched but i don’t know i don’t know what yeah i’m probably gonna adopt but uh if you find the malty poo [ __ ] get one they’re the best even though they’re

A crusty white dog and everybody makes fun of me for having one but he’s the best i want to get the dog named curtis connor oh the yeah it was like it was a cat unfortunately oh [ __ ] whoa [ __ ] [ __ ] dude i mean but like who knows what surgeries are out there you

Could probably turn it yeah i’m trying to i want to go through the parkour course faster i want to get better at um like you i watch those dream videos and i’m like dude they’re moving so cool yeah the movement’s crazy with those freaking nerds or that’s what the dream is

You all saw that that was pretty sick right oh all right well that was pretty sick that was that was pretty sick actually Okay yeah i might hop off because i have to go to the bathroom we know how long that’s gonna be that’s gonna be a couple hours good luck my guy go play pocket edition on your phone and stream that yeah okay i guess i’ll do that

You can’t come in our server though so yeah yeah that’s true this is like a rule no no pocket [ __ ] yeah yeah that’s right whoa i mean that’s the derogatory term pocket yeah right the pocket part yeah yeah uh but nice talking everybody have uh enjoy the rest of your night [Applause] Oh okay guys have a good shot curtis come on guys all right thanks for sticking around everybody i know these streams aren’t like it’s hard to like be engaged with chat and also talk to people but i’m gonna do a quick digimon opening [ __ ] man my stomach hurts

I’ll have to do it i don’t have the setup for like the hand one but we got four packs we’ll do really quick uh i’ll see if i can hold up to the camera and do it that way without spoiling it for myself okay

Oh [ __ ] okay who do we who do we got we got see if i can get it to focus on the card oh [ __ ] what happened i um i unplugged the thing okay hey man can you focus on this thank you jesus christ okay pat him on another gobbleman no not on me

Damn canon autofocus is too good it’s always focusing on my face let’s just go to the rare one dude any number no no damn it no number i gotta burn through this because my uh stomach hurts it could be all the terrible food i ate today and the beer i’m washing it all

Down with but who knows all right it’ll be insane if i pull it on this stream oh is that the holo oh man lame two more no i couldn’t do that yeah couldn’t be the terrible food and gross [ __ ] Beer oh frigimon i’m getting so sick and tired of all these digimon cars already have all them you know what i mean monsieur mine i got that one that’s an ultimate one though that’s cool My shtummy hurt all right guys last pack of the night maybe saturday we’ll do another box who knows okay another padam on another gobu man the back hollow looks promising and jamon uh metal Oh and another one number on this one ah [ __ ] well i got another metal grey mon that’s cool [ __ ] we tried okay uh i am gonna hop off see if i can raid anybody who could i raid oh maybe you guys can go watch jarvis oh reservists all right wish me luck everybody

My stomach [ __ ] hurt so much whoa i didn’t drink water bro hmm eat eat healthy guys oh brother all right have a good night everybody thanks for hanging out wish me luck okay bye you