LankyBox – CRAZIEST SOFTBODY RACES EVER!? *Can YOU Guess Who Wins?* (POPPY PLAYTIME vs MINECRAFT vs MARIO!)

Whoa there’s the roblox noob and minecraft oh steve head buddy oh man we got mario and wario oh it’s bowser oh my goodness it’s a bunch of t-posing huggy monkeys he turned into like a puddle of gold that’s so cool these are so satisfying i love this What is up guys welcome to this episode today we are reacting to the best ragdoll race videos ever wow there’s the roblox noob and minecraft st so guys these two both are ragdolls they’re gonna fall down a big obstacle course who do you think is gonna make it to the

Bottom first i i i think it is the noob all right i’m gonna bet it’s minecraft steve let’s see all right let’s go everyone at home make sure you comment who you think’s gonna win [Applause] oh go go go go go oh it’s pretty neck

And neck whoa and guys we got ten races for you guys these are gonna be so much fun oh oh the noob’s in the lead but steve’s catching up come on steve come on oh steve head buddy oh mr noob go oh they’re so squishy i bet every time steve hits something he

Goes and when the noob goes oh no the move is stuck come on come on come on steve no no no it’s so close they’re gonna get squished oh it’s so close it’s such a close race this is anybody’s race guys got stuck oh

No come on come on noob come on come on come on come on noob steve’s in the lead come on here we go here we go here we go is that it and they turn into jello pudding at the bottom i call this my jello pudding dance

Dude these are so satisfying so adam won that round so guys make sure you play along at home and pick a character because this is so satisfying yeah every single time the little roblox noob hits something he goes oh yeah we got huggy wuggy we got mario a bunch of awesome

Videos guys let’s go oh man now it’s steve versus bacon hair bro i’m going with bacon hair bro i’m taking minecraft steve again going steve again yeah just because he won the first time you think he’s gonna win again all right guys make your bet all right here we go go bacon

Go all right it’s minecraft versus roblox oh man it’s roblox bacon versus minecraft steve it’s so close guys it’s anybody’s race the noob was winning the whole last time but then at the very end steve caught up right they’re so squishy and slippery but i just realized steve

Has an unfair advantage because it’s minecraft oh you’re right i didn’t even think about that bro that’s why i picked them yo oh okay here they go into like the tumblers oh steve’s got a tiny lead oh oh okay the bacon caught up oh come

On bacon come on no way come on come on come on bacon come on come on come on bacon guys and we got a surprise for whoever’s able to win more of these races you can do it bacon you you okay yo the bacon okay oh no let’s go i’m

Gonna lose let’s go dude let’s go let’s go bacon let’s go no way don’t close let’s go let’s go yes come on yes yes no no he’s gonna get stuck yes yes yes yes come on come on steve let’s go the bacon one bacon one wait why didn’t

They turn into jello dude i don’t know these are so satisfying to watch dude i honestly think minecraft steve has an advantage because his minecraft world and if he had a minecraft minecraft pickaxe his way through here right dude okay guys now it’s among us and there’s way

More choices you got to pick a color oh man this is so tricky dude i’m going with yellow you’re going with yellow dude i was thinking yellow bro i’m taking them oh yeah yeah who are you i’m going red because red looking sucks all right guys make your bets let’s see

Let’s go three two one you guys can pick any color whoa i’m an idiot i should have picked one that would fall in the oh no yellow’s doing all right red is dead oh red’s catching up oh yellow’s way in the lead cyan looking sus yellows and elite dude you’re cheating come on

Yellow come on yellow are you hacking no i just got lucky you’re the imposter i’m not the imposter red is not even on the screen oh there he is oh no oh yellow’s pulling ahead yo no no no okay come on come on oh red

Just red just came up huge oh no way i know i know where oh red’s coming in red’s coming in it’s red and yellow it’s red and yellow are you serious wait guys we have never seen this before we did not know it would be this close of a

Race between red and yellow come on come on come on oh my goodness bro is yellow really gonna win bro please please please please oh my goodness it’s red and yellow oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my goodness oh no it lost the lead it lost

The lead oh here comes here it comes right here comes red it’s red and yellow oh oh red gusto it’s all right red it’s all right oh red is way behind oh so close vote lost oh there goes yellow yellow came in second red came in fourth

Wow dude this was crazy if any of you guys picked uh dark gray or light gray you guys would guys you guys beat us right wow okay now we got that kind of race again but it’s from a different angle now i should i stay with red i’m gonna go with

Cyan i’m sticking with yellow i’m going cyan bro all right let’s see guys let us know your colors in the comments to see if anyone wins three two one go yo i think steve’s gonna eat him all right remember we still have a huggy wuggy

Ragdoll to see at the end guys here they go all right cyan come on cyan oh you’re doing yellow yellow’s looking real squishy come on oh yo yellow’s doing pretty good come on cyan come on cyan why i always pick the one that gets last go cyan get there get there get there

Well cyan wait pink is way ahead oh boy it’s so close between cyan and yellow oh boy they look so why am i in dead last uh i don’t know we’re falling down the stairs yo why am i completely last no we both lost again wait wait you were

Like second last i was last they exploded whoa oh man we got mario and wario and they’re t-posing bro all right i’m taking wario you’re taking warriors i was gonna say wario too because he’s think yeah and he always rides the bike all right i guess if adam gets wario i

Get mario all right all right guys here we go yeah we always play as mario versus wario when adam lets us play um super smash bros smash bros on a nintendo switch and he just he uses the wario fart attack on me the waft it really really upsets me

It really upsets me wario is up tremendous wow wario’s in the lead last bro okay mario’s coming in i just stand there and i spam the mario fireballs and adam can’t get me and he gets real angry right yeah yeah yeah justin’s good at super smash brothers my goodness bro

Come on mario come on bro oh boy mario coming in with that it’s bowser he’s kind of dancing a little bit oh it’s close oh warrior what again wait a minute rewind that let me pay attention to what bowser’s doing bowser yo he kind of he kind of vibing though

He might have just stolen princess peach that’s why he’s so happy he kind of vibes let’s go dude now we got mario again versus like what’s this a golden pokeball i think this might be golden pac-man pac-man so i mean you want to stick with mario i’ll let you choose first

That’s how pac-man makes when he goes around you can choose first this time now guys let me know in the comments what i should do should i stick with mario or switch to the pac-man i’m gonna go pac-man bro cause pac-man all right i’m taking mario here we go

All right let’s go pac-man here we go three two one guys make sure you let us know in the comments who you’re picking oh boy oh pac-man is getting stuck on everything oh no come on pac-man okay pac-man come on all right he’s looking slippery pac-man come on pac-man let’s

Go i think mario’s got this oh pac-man got stuck what are you doing what are you doing oh okay okay oh no oh i’m coming up yep yep yep yep yep you’re cheating come on mario you’re cheating somehow i don’t know how but you are no you’re

Cheating oh come on come on pacman come on come on wait what just something like ripped off one of them it’s so close come on pac-man they’re going the wrong way do this for mrs pac-man bro do this for mrs pac-man yeah perfect perfect no way no let’s go man let’s go pac-man

Let’s go pac-man oh oh it’s so close let’s go pac-man all right dustin won that round he turned into like a puddle of gold that’s so cool these are so satisfying i love this now we got some t-posing minions by night okay now we gotta choose one you got the

Regular minion the thick minion and the tall minion you already know who i’m going with man i’m taking that tall menu i’m going to talk cause you got that long neck bro yup i’m going thick minion all right guys place your bets at home let’s see who ends three two one steve’s

Gonna eat him with the button here here we go guys come on big minion come on big minion all right come on big minion your minion is very thick but mine’s tall no you’re just kind of like this no yours is smart all right she’s so close hey let’s go let’s go

Uh-oh let’s go big minion hey big guy in the league hey you went dead last bruh uh uh oh yo can i win oh the regular minion oh the regular means catching up okay adam is just down tremendous can we do this bro don’t count me out yet let’s go let’s go

Oh you’re too thick i’m telling you out dude oh no all right take minion one oh thanks minions yo you see you see your guy he was like t-posing on his way down now i did win but adam won with the style points that’s true that’s true he

Was just t-posing all the way down look at look at adam’s guy look [Applause] now we got minecraft steve versus a zombie versus a creeper versus a villager who you gonna pick bro all right i’m gonna go with the creeper you know that’s who i was gonna pick too

Man i’ll let you take him no all right well i don’t want him anymore all right all right i’m gonna go with the zombie okay sounds good guys we only got a couple more videos till we see that huggy wuggy one this is crazy three two

One go dude all right come on creeper we can do it come on zombie come on zombie come on zombie oh creepers looking real good come on zombie oh zombies coming up creepers in the lane oh no okay zombie’s dead last oh no come on no come on zombie

Oh there goes creeper guys i’m way up the creeper is cheating no i’m not craver is cheating oh the creeper got stuck come on come on come on come on zombie come on speed up speed up speed up speed up get out the way villager yes come on creeper you could

Do it oh come on yo minecraft steve is just way behind yo this is such a close race dude oh the zombie is catching up this is anybody’s race right here this is anybody’s race right here come on come on yeah and dude there was an enderman bro whoa

He teleported to the end yo steve’s not even there yet steve didn’t even turn the jello oh what is this race now okay we got angry birds versus pac-man oh you already know who i’m picking bro i’m thinking pac-man i already know how i’m picking this guy

All right guys let’s see all right here we go three two one let’s go i’m getting the red angry bird adam’s going pac-man pac-man versus angry birds what’s it gonna be red angry bird is looking very good right now red angry bird okay he just got smushed

Man come on please pac-man yo pac-man is oofin dude i got this one in the bag dude yep yeah come on come on red pack yup or come on red angry bird oh no oh boy pac-man is very far ahead batman’s too crazy how did red go from

First all the way to last because he’s so thick he got stuck too thick man he’s too thick come on come on please please please please please please i want to see what every bird looks like when he explodes he’s gonna look like some jello are there eggs in him what

He’s a whoa bird i think so bro oh my goodness it’s a bunch of t-posing huggy monkeys here’s the secret video guys dude but who’s gonna win man i don’t know i’ll pick this one on the outside okay okay adam’s gonna go with who i’ll go with the middle one right

Next to him yeah this is mine here we go here we go oh they’re getting heated oh there’s too many i can’t even keep track i don’t even care anymore i just want to watch this yeah this one just looks really cool i think these are me and

Adams they’re just like over here oh these are thick huggy wuggies wow yo okay that one just wait so you can like oof and loose oh no will any of them make it to the bottom you got to oh this is a thick huggy wuggy ragdoll race they’re getting even

Thicker what they’re getting like bigger they’re getting thicker as they roll wow bro this guy looks like adam in the swimming pool bro ha ha okay yo wait this is the only last one oh i think this might be mean adam’s look at how thick they got let’s go this

Guy won this guy actually made it yeah yeah yeah let’s go all right guys make sure to leave a like and subscribe go check out lankyboxshop.com and get lanky box merch these were so crazy adam we saw some crazy crazy races of these different rag dolls

We’re gonna go get some food at the mall [Applause]